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Please keep Turbo in your prayers and thoughts.  Shortly after recording this episode, he went unit he hospital with major heart complications.  He needs your love, support, and laughs to get through this massive trauma.  Please donate if you can and be in the lookout for a go-fund me or some type of donation setup for Turbo!! 

Above all….. Turbo needs your laughs, that’s are coping mechanism!!  Enjoy season 2 Episode 6 of the hilarious Respectable FCKRY!! 

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season 1 Topics: White boy high-fives, awkward fist bumps, sweaty hands, laughter as a coping mechanism, young kids giving advice to older people, matrix simulation or life glitches, fake jewelry, male balding, worst dates ever, Catfish, fake breasts, multiple personality disorder.  Karate kicks, Chinese restaurants, hashtags, pound signs, Finishing moves in fights, ask Google, what Google says,  Samurais, ninjas, snakes, accents, stereotypical, ethnic names, Willow, What makes a Turbo, Nugget porn, White claw, Cross eyes, lazy eyes, Combovers, Jerry curls, porno or real movie, white people corny phrases, things that are in &... octopuses, pizza, black cards, samurai swords, paper cuts, new Apps "ho Facts", wild animals you would fight, Mike Tyson, Grateful Dead heads, PHISH heads, Junethenth, first etc.., .

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We’re baaaaaack!! Damn, no matter how much “life be life-n” (Famous Turbo quote) the fellas still have incredible chemistry.  Schook’s random thoughts take you to Swiss Army Knife fights, then testing the Turbo segment make's a resounding return to the show!!  Followed by bird noises and so much other random hilarious things.  Finishing off the show off about Dave Blunts joining them for Thanksgiving.  You’re gonna love this episode!  

“Life be Life-n” 

    -Turbo- 

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season 1 Topics: White boy high-fives, awkward fist bumps, sweaty hands, laughter as a coping mechanism, young kids giving advice to older people, matrix simulation or life glitches, fake jewelry, male balding, worst dates ever, Catfish, fake breasts, multiple personality disorder.  Karate kicks, Chinese restaurants, hashtags, pound signs, Finishing moves in fights, ask Google, what Google says,  Samurais, ninjas, snakes, accents, stereotypical, ethnic names, Willow, What makes a Turbo, Nugget porn, White claw, Cross eyes, lazy eyes, Combovers, Jerry curls, porno or real movie, white people corny phrases, things that are in &... octopuses, pizza, black cards, samurai swords, paper cuts, new Apps "ho Facts", wild animals you would fight, Mike Tyson, Grateful Dead heads, PHISH heads, Junethenth, first etc.., .

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Heyyyyyy Youuuuu Guyyysssss….  Schooks ADD is finally cured, well at least temporarily while the boys geek out on viral flying sensation Dave Blunts and his purple drink obsession.  Discovering quicksand is real leads them down a path you never expected and recapping strange musical instruments brings to light Schnooks old band.  Somehow all circles back to a giant singing sensation falling from the sky.  Organically hilarious and always unexpected, the boys from Respectable FCKRY keep you laughing!! 

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season 1 Topics: White boy high-fives, awkward fist bumps, sweaty hands, laughter as a coping mechanism, young kids giving advice to older people, matrix simulation or life glitches, fake jewelry, male balding, worst dates ever, Catfish, fake breasts, multiple personality disorder.  Karate kicks, Chinese restaurants, hashtags, pound signs, Finishing moves in fights, ask Google, what Google says,  Samurais, ninjas, snakes, accents, stereotypical, ethnic names, Willow, What makes a Turbo, Nugget porn, White claw, Cross eyes, lazy eyes, Combovers, Jerry curls, porno or real movie, white people corny phrases, things that are in &... octopuses, pizza, black cards, samurai swords, paper cuts, new Apps "ho Facts", wild animals you would fight, Mike Tyson, Grateful Dead heads, PHISH heads, Junethenth, first etc.., .

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Bammmmm Bammmm…. Yo these two idiots know how to make people laugh!!! It’s no wonder they are ranked so high in comedy podcasts and continue to get more and more attention. From Schnook’s days in the “Bell Choir” to Turbo long winded theories about being put in a “Box”, these two will keep you laughing.  

 Enjoy World!!

 Enjoy!!! 

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season 1 Topics: White boy high-fives, awkward fist bumps, sweaty hands, laughter as a coping mechanism, young kids giving advice to older people, matrix simulation or life glitches, fake jewelry, male balding, worst dates ever, Catfish, fake breasts, multiple personality disorder.  Karate kicks, Chinese restaurants, hashtags, pound signs, Finishing moves in fights, ask Google, what Google says,  Samurais, ninjas, snakes, accents, stereotypical, ethnic names, Willow, What makes a Turbo, Nugget porn, White claw, Cross eyes, lazy eyes, Combovers, Jerry curls, porno or real movie, white people corny phrases, things that are in &... octopuses, pizza, black cards, samurai swords, paper cuts, new Apps "ho Facts", wild animals you would fight, Mike Tyson, Grateful Dead heads, PHISH heads, Junethenth, first etc.., .

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From quick sand, Bermuda Triangle, Cops vs Criminal names, Asian massage parlors and sooooooo many more hilarious random topics the boys prove why they are top 50 in  Apple Standup podcasts.  Always worth the wait; however, the Respectable FCKRY homies are back in the studio and back on the grid.  Subscribe now so you don’t miss an episode drop!! 

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season 1 Topics: White boy high-fives, awkward fist bumps, sweaty hands, laughter as a coping mechanism, young kids giving advice to older people, matrix simulation or life glitches, fake jewelry, male balding, worst dates ever, Catfish, fake breasts, multiple personality disorder.  Karate kicks, Chinese restaurants, hashtags, pound signs, Finishing moves in fights, ask Google, what Google says,  Samurais, ninjas, snakes, accents, stereotypical, ethnic names, Willow, What makes a Turbo, Nugget porn, White claw, Cross eyes, lazy eyes, Combovers, Jerry curls, porno or real movie, white people corny phrases, things that are in &... octopuses, pizza, black cards, samurai swords, paper cuts, new Apps "ho Facts", wild animals you would fight, Mike Tyson, Grateful Dead heads, PHISH heads, Junethenth, first etc.., .

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Season 2 -  Episode 1 - Total  Ep - 16 

After a brief hibernation, the boys kick off season two with an extra long episode of straight fire!  Not only do, they entertain with music and jokes that the listeners have become accustomed too, but season two they start to really cover the topics of what the podcast is all about. Every mentions mental health and in between laughter, ridiculous  Fuckery, and very respectable Fuckery. They open up their hearts and show vulnerability, which is the biggest strength you can possess and dabble into mental health issues… Somehow back into respectable Fuckery antics, and comedy. Enjoy season two my friends you’re in for a ride!

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season 1 Topics: White boy high-fives, awkward fist bumps, sweaty hands, laughter as a coping mechanism, young kids giving advice to older people, matrix simulation or life glitches, fake jewelry, male balding, worst dates ever, Catfish, fake breasts, multiple personality disorder.  Karate kicks, Chinese restaurants, hashtags, pound signs, Finishing moves in fights, ask Google, what Google says,  Samurais, ninjas, snakes, accents, stereotypical, ethnic names, Willow, What makes a Turbo, Nugget porn, White claw, Cross eyes, lazy eyes, Combovers, Jerry curls, porno or real movie, white people corny phrases, things that are in &... octopuses, pizza, black cards, samurai swords, paper cuts, new Apps "ho Facts", wild animals you would fight, Mike Tyson, Grateful Dead heads, PHISH heads, Junethenth, first etc.., .

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season 1 Topics: White boy high-fives, awkward fist bumps, sweaty hands, laughter as a coping mechanism, young kids giving advice to older people, matrix simulation or life glitches, fake jewelry, male balding, worst dates ever, Catfish, fake breasts, multiple personality disorder.  Karate kicks, Chinese restaurants, hashtags, pound signs, Finishing moves in fights, ask Google, what Google says,  Samurais, ninjas, snakes, accents, stereotypical, ethnic names, Willow, What makes a Turbo, Nugget porn, White claw, Cross eyes, lazy eyes, Combovers, Jerry curls, porno or real movie, white people corny phrases, things that are in &... octopuses, pizza, black cards, samurai swords, paper cuts, new Apps "ho Facts", wild animals you would fight, Mike Tyson, Grateful Dead heads, PHISH heads, Junethenth, first etc.., .

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After a brief hiatus, the boys went in on this episode. A couple technical with microphones, vacations, and scheduler, problems, prohibited the normal fuckery of  hilarious antics!!  Don't worry, you definitely will not be disappointed when you set cruise or  recline, forget about regular mundane, boring ass life, and laugh your ass off to Respectable FCKRY!!! 

enjoy bitches!!  

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season 1 Topics: White boy high-fives, awkward fist bumps, sweaty hands, laughter as a coping mechanism, young kids giving advice to older people, matrix simulation or life glitches, fake jewelry, male balding, worst dates ever, Catfish, fake breasts, multiple personality disorder.  Karate kicks, Chinese restaurants, hashtags, pound signs, Finishing moves in fights, ask Google, what Google says,  Samurais, ninjas, snakes, accents, stereotypical, ethnic names, Willow, What makes a Turbo, Nugget porn, White claw, Cross eyes, lazy eyes, Combovers, Jerry curls, porno or real movie, white people corny phrases, things that are in &... octopuses, pizza, black cards, samurai swords, paper cuts, new Apps "ho Facts", wild animals you would fight, Mike Tyson, Grateful Dead heads, PHISH heads, Junethenth, first etc.., .

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We now return you to your regularly scheduled hilariousness!!  After experimenting with a live phone call in episode 11, the boys get back to there classic banter.  Email us and let us know what you think and give ideas for topics!! 

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season 1 Topics: White boy high-fives, awkward fist bumps, sweaty hands, laughter as a coping mechanism, young kids giving advice to older people, matrix simulation or life glitches, fake jewelry, male balding, worst dates ever, Catfish, fake breasts, multiple personality disorder.  Karate kicks, Chinese restaurants, hashtags, pound signs, Finishing moves in fights, ask Google, what Google says,  Samurais, ninjas, snakes, accents, stereotypical, ethnic names, Willow, What makes a Turbo, Nugget porn, White claw, Cross eyes, lazy eyes, Combovers, Jerry curls, porno or real movie, white people corny phrases, things that are in &... octopuses, pizza, black cards, samurai swords, paper cuts, new Apps "ho Facts", wild animals you would fight, Mike Tyson, Grateful Dead heads, PHISH heads, Junethenth, first etc.., .

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Fire fire fire! Turbo switches his style, showing his wide range of vocal and lyrical skills as Schnook's ADD spirals  out of control and destroying an intellectually cultured interview by Turbo. The boys try new  segments  with a random phone call to a distinguished Indian gentleman.  Don't drink or have anything to eat when you listen to this episode, because we will not pay for your dry cleaning, but the Indian man might!  Enjoy....  enjoy bitches! 

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season 1 Topics: White boy high-fives, awkward fist bumps, sweaty hands, laughter as a coping mechanism, young kids giving advice to older people, matrix simulation or life glitches, fake jewelry, male balding, worst dates ever, Catfish, fake breasts, multiple personality disorder.  Karate kicks, Chinese restaurants, hashtags, pound signs, Finishing moves in fights, ask Google, what Google says,  Samurais, ninjas, snakes, accents, stereotypical, ethnic names, Willow, What makes a Turbo, Nugget porn, White claw, Cross eyes, lazy eyes, Combovers, Jerry curls, porno or real movie, white people corny phrases, things that are in &... octopuses, pizza, black cards, samurai swords, paper cuts, new Apps "ho Facts", wild animals you would fight, Mike Tyson, Grateful Dead heads, PHISH heads, Junethenth, first etc.., .

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Listen up as the boys clown themselves and then go stupid on old state laws, Segway's, and tons of other random hilarious topics.  BTW..... Turbo's intro freestyle is absolutely 🔥🔥🔥.   

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season 1 Topics: White boy high-fives, awkward fist bumps, sweaty hands, laughter as a coping mechanism, young kids giving advice to older people, matrix simulation or life glitches, fake jewelry, male balding, worst dates ever, Catfish, fake breasts, multiple personality disorder.  Karate kicks, Chinese restaurants, hashtags, pound signs, Finishing moves in fights, ask Google, what Google says,  Samurais, ninjas, snakes, accents, stereotypical, ethnic names, Willow, What makes a Turbo, Nugget porn, White claw, Cross eyes, lazy eyes, Combovers, Jerry curls, porno or real movie, white people corny phrases, things that are in &... octopuses, pizza, black cards, samurai swords, paper cuts, new Apps "ho Facts", wild animals you would fight, Mike Tyson, Grateful Dead heads, PHISH heads, Junethenth, first etc.., .

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Turbo absolutely murdas the intro freestyle  making Schnook stop the beat and rewind that track!! Then the fellas, in classic fuckery form, randomly wander around a multitude of topics in a hilarious whimsical format.  Cheers bitches!!! 

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season 1 Topics: White boy high-fives, awkward fist bumps, sweaty hands, laughter as a coping mechanism, young kids giving advice to older people, matrix simulation or life glitches, fake jewelry, male balding, worst dates ever, Catfish, fake breasts, multiple personality disorder.  Karate kicks, Chinese restaurants, hashtags, pound signs, Finishing moves in fights, ask Google, what Google says,  Samurais, ninjas, snakes, accents, stereotypical, ethnic names, Willow, What makes a Turbo, Nugget porn, White claw, Cross eyes, lazy eyes, Combovers, Jerry curls, porno or real movie, white people corny phrases, things that are in &... octopuses, pizza, black cards, samurai swords, paper cuts, new Apps "ho Facts", wild animals you would fight, Mike Tyson, Grateful Dead heads, PHISH heads, Junethenth, first etc.., .

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Celebration episode!!! We just found out Respectable FCKY was ranked number 50 in Apple Podcasts in the category of Stand Up Comedy!! The boys went all in on this one, 8th episode released internationally on the 8th, so the number 8 randomly became the focus of weird respectable fuckery!! Possibly the best, funniest episode to date!!  Give us feedback at respectableFCKRY@gmail.com

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season 1 Topics: White boy high-fives, awkward fist bumps, sweaty hands, laughter as a coping mechanism, young kids giving advice to older people, matrix simulation or life glitches, fake jewelry, male balding, worst dates ever, Catfish, fake breasts, multiple personality disorder.  Karate kicks, Chinese restaurants, hashtags, pound signs, Finishing moves in fights, ask Google, what Google says,  Samurais, ninjas, snakes, accents, stereotypical, ethnic names, Willow, What makes a Turbo, Nugget porn, White claw, Cross eyes, lazy eyes, Combovers, Jerry curls, porno or real movie, white people corny phrases, things that are in &... octopuses, pizza, black cards, samurai swords, paper cuts, new Apps "ho Facts", wild animals you would fight, Mike Tyson, Grateful Dead heads, PHISH heads, Junethenth, first etc.., .

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Sit down and hold on!  The homies derail the normal and confuse while educating about true Fuckery!  These dudes have a truly different train of thought than 99% of humans or aliens. 

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season 1 Topics: White boy high-fives, awkward fist bumps, sweaty hands, laughter as a coping mechanism, young kids giving advice to older people, matrix simulation or life glitches, fake jewelry, male balding, worst dates ever, Catfish, fake breasts, multiple personality disorder.  Karate kicks, Chinese restaurants, hashtags, pound signs, Finishing moves in fights, ask Google, what Google says,  Samurais, ninjas, snakes, accents, stereotypical, ethnic names, Willow, What makes a Turbo, Nugget porn, White claw, Cross eyes, lazy eyes, Combovers, Jerry curls, porno or real movie, white people corny phrases, things that are in &... octopuses, pizza, black cards, samurai swords, paper cuts, new Apps "ho Facts", wild animals you would fight, Mike Tyson, Grateful Dead heads, PHISH heads, Junethenth, first etc.., .

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Wild episode where the boys go off on a bunch of hilarious topics and put each other on the spot throwing each other off their game!!  Don't wanna spoil it for the listeners, definitely a must listen to Episode! 

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season 1 Topics: White boy high-fives, awkward fist bumps, sweaty hands, laughter as a coping mechanism, young kids giving advice to older people, matrix simulation or life glitches, fake jewelry, male balding, worst dates ever, Catfish, fake breasts, multiple personality disorder.  Karate kicks, Chinese restaurants, hashtags, pound signs, Finishing moves in fights, ask Google, what Google says,  Samurais, ninjas, snakes, accents, stereotypical, ethnic names, Willow, What makes a Turbo, Nugget porn, White claw, Cross eyes, lazy eyes, Combovers, Jerry curls, porno or real movie, white people corny phrases, things that are in &... octopuses, pizza, black cards, samurai swords, paper cuts, new Apps "ho Facts", wild animals you would fight, Mike Tyson, Grateful Dead heads, PHISH heads, Junethenth, first etc.., .

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Turbo, Turbo, Turbo.... Ep 5 delves into more about who Turbo is, what makes him a Turbo, and Schnook putting him on the spot with only questions Schnooks weird brain can come up with.  From Ethnic/ Race classifications, Hero or Zero, WWTD ( What would Turbo Do), and other random, but respectably fuckery questions.  A must listen to Episode!!! 

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season 1 Topics: White boy high-fives, awkward fist bumps, sweaty hands, laughter as a coping mechanism, young kids giving advice to older people, matrix simulation or life glitches, fake jewelry, male balding, worst dates ever, Catfish, fake breasts, multiple personality disorder.  Karate kicks, Chinese restaurants, hashtags, pound signs, Finishing moves in fights, ask Google, what Google says,  Samurais, ninjas, snakes, accents, stereotypical, ethnic names, Willow, What makes a Turbo, Nugget porn, White claw, Cross eyes, lazy eyes, Combovers, Jerry curls, porno or real movie, white people corny phrases, things that are in &... octopuses, pizza, black cards, samurai swords, paper cuts, new Apps "ho Facts", wild animals you would fight, Mike Tyson, Grateful Dead heads, PHISH heads, Junethenth, first etc.., .

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these guys need help!  Listening to find out what's next on the menu for these two! They give you everything from serious to just seriously funny.

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season 1 Topics: White boy high-fives, awkward fist bumps, sweaty hands, laughter as a coping mechanism, young kids giving advice to older people, matrix simulation or life glitches, fake jewelry, male balding, worst dates ever, Catfish, fake breasts, multiple personality disorder.  Karate kicks, Chinese restaurants, hashtags, pound signs, Finishing moves in fights, ask Google, what Google says,  Samurais, ninjas, snakes, accents, stereotypical, ethnic names, Willow, What makes a Turbo, Nugget porn, White claw, Cross eyes, lazy eyes, Combovers, Jerry curls, porno or real movie, white people corny phrases, things that are in &... octopuses, pizza, black cards, samurai swords, paper cuts, new Apps "ho Facts", wild animals you would fight, Mike Tyson, Grateful Dead heads, PHISH heads, Junethenth, first etc.., .

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Let's Go!!!! join these two knuckleheads to figure out what makes a Chinese restaurant number one.  How to properly finish the fight with a karate kick and so much more. 

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season 1 Topics: White boy high-fives, awkward fist bumps, sweaty hands, laughter as a coping mechanism, young kids giving advice to older people, matrix simulation or life glitches, fake jewelry, male balding, worst dates ever, Catfish, fake breasts, multiple personality disorder.  Karate kicks, Chinese restaurants, hashtags, pound signs, Finishing moves in fights, ask Google, what Google says,  Samurais, ninjas, snakes, accents, stereotypical, ethnic names, Willow, What makes a Turbo, Nugget porn, White claw, Cross eyes, lazy eyes, Combovers, Jerry curls, porno or real movie, white people corny phrases, things that are in &... octopuses, pizza, black cards, samurai swords, paper cuts, new Apps "ho Facts", wild animals you would fight, Mike Tyson, Grateful Dead heads, PHISH heads, Junethenth, first etc.., .

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The boys are back! Unwind for a little bit laugh at the world, laugh at yourself and laugh at these two knuckleheads as they give you a completely different outlook on every day life.

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season 1 Topics: White boy high-fives, awkward fist bumps, sweaty hands, laughter as a coping mechanism, young kids giving advice to older people, matrix simulation or life glitches, fake jewelry, male balding, worst dates ever, Catfish, fake breasts, multiple personality disorder.  Karate kicks, Chinese restaurants, hashtags, pound signs, Finishing moves in fights, ask Google, what Google says,  Samurais, ninjas, snakes, accents, stereotypical, ethnic names, Willow, What makes a Turbo, Nugget porn, White claw, Cross eyes, lazy eyes, Combovers, Jerry curls, porno or real movie, white people corny phrases, things that are in &... octopuses, pizza, black cards, samurai swords, paper cuts, new Apps "ho Facts", wild animals you would fight, Mike Tyson, Grateful Dead heads, PHISH heads, Junethenth, first etc.., .

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Episode 1: The first take, pilot episode of a brand new podcast by creators, producers, and hosts, Turbo and Schnook.  with professional backgrounds ranging from professional athlete, Recording musician, business owners, entrepreneurs, fine art publisher, Bartender, security, and definitely the school of hard knocks and StreetSmarts.  These two characters will take you on hilarious, intellectual journey, ranging from everyday topics to things that you probably never considered. Take your mind off of every day, BS and laugh at these guys and yourself a little bit.

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season 1 Topics: White boy high-fives, awkward fist bumps, sweaty hands, laughter as a coping mechanism, young kids giving advice to older people, matrix simulation or life glitches, fake jewelry, male balding, worst dates ever, Catfish, fake breasts, multiple personality disorder.  Karate kicks, Chinese restaurants, hashtags, pound signs, Finishing moves in fights, ask Google, what Google says,  Samurais, ninjas, snakes, accents, stereotypical, ethnic names, Willow, What makes a Turbo, Nugget porn, White claw, Cross eyes, lazy eyes, Combovers, Jerry curls, porno or real movie, white people corny phrases, things that are in &... octopuses, pizza, black cards, samurai swords, paper cuts, new Apps "ho Facts", wild animals you would fight, Mike Tyson, Grateful Dead heads, PHISH heads, Junethenth, first etc.., .

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