Shut up Cyber Phil!

This week we take you back to 1993 then Virtual Reality was the future and you could legitimately make a gameshow based on that alone. We are of course talking about Cyberzone the short lived but fondly remembered Craig Charles technology based "Adventure" game where the rules don't matter and the points matter even less.

You will hear all about fringed jackets, pointless Wii games, correct helicopter uses and the worst prize we have ever seen.

The episode we reviewed is up on youtube if you want to watch beforehand but honestly, its better if you dont.

This week we take you all the way back to 2003 with an episode of the fantastic and weirdly forgotten Time Commanders. Its sort of a bit like Risk but with way more shouting and abject failure.

You will hear all about Milton Keynes infrastructure, polo shirt envy, dead 50s rock stars, being unable to see the wood for the trees, Archers, The Archers and Jeffery Archer and some actual historical knowledge from James.

Welcome to a very very special episode of Hallmark of Greatness where we celebrate the upcoming wedding of James and Katie by watching the 2017 Masterpeice "Cronus" live and in my front room. The audio may be bad but the joy is real as we take you through the story of a man who loses his mind or does he?

Joined by terrible audio guy Brother James we take you through the delights of white vinegar, abandoned airfields and the delights of GRANERY BAPS.

If for some reason you want to watch along heres a link. you maniac

https://youtu.be/bDnx2cBrSq4?si=alNC6Xz4kgfs6ouw

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Every day leading up to Christmas were giving you a new episode to try and help raise money for our chosen charity Wood Street Mission. They provide toys for kids in our city that otherwise wouldn't get anything. So get that warm feeling in your tummy tum by donating a couple of quid yeah? https://cafdonate.cafonline.org/8208#!/DonationDetails%23/ContactDetails

Every day leading up to Christmas were giving you a new episode to try and help raise money for our chosen charity Wood Street Mission. They provide toys for kids in our city that otherwise wouldn't get anything. So get that warm feeling in your tummy tum by donating a couple of quid yeah? https://cafdonate.cafonline.org/8208#!/DonationDetails%23/ContactDetails

Every day leading up to Christmas were giving you a new episode to try and help raise money for our chosen charity Wood Street Mission. They provide toys for kids in our city that otherwise wouldn't get anything. So get that warm feeling in your tummy tum by donating a couple of quid yeah? https://cafdonate.cafonline.org/8208#!/DonationDetails%23/ContactDetails

Every day leading up to Christmas were giving you a new episode to try and help raise money for our chosen charity Wood Street Mission. They provide toys for kids in our city that otherwise wouldn't get anything. So get that warm feeling in your tummy tum by donating a couple of quid yeah? https://cafdonate.cafonline.org/8208#!/DonationDetails%23/ContactDetails

Every day leading up to Christmas were giving you a new episode to try and help raise money for our chosen charity Wood Street Mission. They provide toys for kids in our city that otherwise wouldn't get anything. So get that warm feeling in your tummy tum by donating a couple of quid yeah? https://cafdonate.cafonline.org/8208#!/DonationDetails%23/ContactDetails

Every day leading up to Christmas were giving you a new episode to try and help raise money for our chosen charity Wood Street Mission. They provide toys for kids in our city that otherwise wouldn't get anything. So get that warm feeling in your tummy tum by donating a couple of quid yeah? https://cafdonate.cafonline.org/8208#!/DonationDetails%23/ContactDetails

Every day leading up to Christmas were giving you a new episode to try and help raise money for our chosen charity Wood Street Mission. They provide toys for kids in our city that otherwise wouldn't get anything. So get that warm feeling in your tummy tum by donating a couple of quid yeah? https://cafdonate.cafonline.org/8208#!/DonationDetails%23/ContactDetails

Every day leading up to Christmas were giving you a new episode to try and help raise money for our chosen charity Wood Street Mission. They provide toys for kids in our city that otherwise wouldn't get anything. So get that warm feeling in your tummy tum by donating a couple of quid yeah? https://cafdonate.cafonline.org/8208#!/DonationDetails%23/ContactDetails

Every day leading up to Christmas were giving you a new episode to try and help raise money for our chosen charity Wood Street Mission. They provide toys for kids in our city that otherwise wouldn't get anything. So get that warm feeling in your tummy tum by donating a couple of quid yeah? https://cafdonate.cafonline.org/8208#!/DonationDetails%23/ContactDetails

We got confused over the bank holiday weekend but we are back bringing you a slice of fried 80's gold with Star Slammer. The story of a woman sent to a spaceship prison for putting a mans hand in jam after he exploded a wizard and pinned it on her. There is all the usual nonsense you have come to expect as well as Non-Union Sandpeople, the worst canteen in the world, crotch truncheons ahoy and an ending nobody really understood.

Get it in thine ears

Every day leading up to Christmas were giving you a new episode to try and help raise money for our chosen charity Wood Street Mission. They provide toys for kids in our city that otherwise wouldn't get anything. So get that warm feeling in your tummy tum by donating a couple of quid yeah? https://cafdonate.cafonline.org/8208#!/DonationDetails%23/ContactDetails

Every day leading up to Christmas were giving you a new episode to try and help raise money for our chosen charity Wood Street Mission. They provide toys for kids in our city that otherwise wouldn't get anything. So get that warm feeling in your tummy tum by donating a couple of quid yeah? https://cafdonate.cafonline.org/8208#!/DonationDetails%23/ContactDetails

Every day leading up to Christmas were giving you a new episode to try and help raise money for our chosen charity Wood Street Mission. They provide toys for kids in our city that otherwise wouldn't get anything. So get that warm feeling in your tummy tum by donating a couple of quid yeah? https://cafdonate.cafonline.org/8208#!/DonationDetails%23/ContactDetails

The Holly and The Ivy! Day 6 finds us watching 2020's Operation Christmas Drop which is apparently based on a real true story about the U.S. Airforce giving Xmas gifts to the remote islands around Guam. Its a very pretty film and its really fun to say Guam. which is nice.

Every day leading up to Christmas were giving you a new episode to try and help raise money for our chosen charity Wood Street Mission. They provide toys for kids in our city that otherwise wouldn't get anything. So get that warm feeling in your tummy tum by donating a couple of quid yeah? https://cafdonate.cafonline.org/8208#!/DonationDetails%23/ContactDetails

Watch out Turkeys! Its Day 5 of our Hallmark Christmas Jamboree and we are bringing you 2020's A California Christmas. A rich man with a plan tries to trick a woman into selling her farm and then wine happens. There are more of these films and WE MUST SEE THEM!

Every day leading up to Christmas were giving you a new episode to try and help raise money for our chosen charity Wood Street Mission. They provide toys for kids in our city that otherwise wouldn't get anything. So get that warm feeling in your tummy tum by donating a couple of quid yeah? https://cafdonate.cafonline.org/8208#!/DonationDetails%23/ContactDetails

Silent Night! Day 4 exposes us to 2020's My Dad's Christmas Date starring handsy Jeremy Piven as a dad who has a daughter but also a dead wife or something. Who knows? Not us. This was really bad but features Mike Thecoolperson from The Young Ones which made Joe happy

Every day leading up to Christmas were giving you a new episode to try and help raise money for our chosen charity Wood Street Mission. They provide toys for kids in our city that otherwise wouldn't get anything. So get that warm feeling in your tummy tum by donating a couple of quid yeah? https://cafdonate.cafonline.org/8208#!/DonationDetails%23/ContactDetails

Christmas Pudding! Peeking behind the flap of day 3 we find 2017's Christmas Inheritance starring Plop from The Office and bizarrely Andie MacDowell singing a song. We quite liked this purely for our theory of the revolving tramp.

Every day leading up to Christmas were giving you a new episode to try and help raise money for our chosen charity Wood Street Mission. They provide toys for kids in our city that otherwise wouldn't get anything. So get that warm feeling in your tummy tum by donating a couple of quid yeah? https://cafdonate.cafonline.org/8208#!/DonationDetails%23/ContactDetails

Jingle Bells! Day 2 of our Advent Calendar reveals 2017's A Very Country Christmas. The story of a man who plays a guitar and a woman who doesn't. At Christmas. Also there is a child and a game we dubbed Zombie Go-Karts.

Every day leading up to Christmas were giving you a new episode to try and help raise money for our chosen charity Wood Street Mission. They provide toys for kids in our city that otherwise wouldn't get anything. So get that warm feeling in your tummy tum by donating a couple of quid yeah? https://cafdonate.cafonline.org/8208#!/DonationDetails%23/ContactDetails

Happy Merry! Day One of the Hallmark of Greatness Christmas Jamboree brings you Home Sweet Home Alone, the not a remake and not a reboot of the original classic Home Alone. Find out why Craig hates this more then Breaking Legs, how easily Anthony can be swayed by an argument and why do this family have so much soda?

Every day leading up to Christmas were giving you a new episode to try and help raise money for our chosen charity Wood Street Mission. They provide toys for kids in our city that otherwise wouldn't get anything. So get that warm feeling in your tummy tum by donating a couple of quid yeah? https://cafdonate.cafonline.org/8208#!/DonationDetails%23/ContactDetails

Come join us in our St Patricks day special as we lead you by the hand through 2024s Irish Wish starring The Lohan and Jane Seymour.

The simple tale of an unrequited love, a lakeside menace and one cool knee to the groin.

We are joined by Monorants again who tell us everything we need to know about Irish fast travel , the saints that made us and mono pooing near a cliff.

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Come join us as we review the worst film we have ever done 2010's A Family Thanksgiving starring that lass out of Spaceballs and Faye Dunaway for some reason. We hated this for many many reasons but listen to hear all about the best way to throw a child through a window, why hitting is a great parental strategy and why this film hates women on every conceivable level. The rage we felt is unbearable.

This week we take you back through 1994's The Fantastic Four. Yes that one. You'll learn all about Hector von Broom, the legacy of Mr Film, Diamond Urchins, who is Minky Pullups and we answer the hot topic of Ben Grimms genital situation and other important F4 facts you want to know. EXCELSIOR!

After a brief technical glitch we are back 10% stronger but 8% fatter. This week in honour of the upcoming Thanksgiving celebrations, we review 2016s Pumpkin Pie Wars starring Julie Gonzalo and Rico Aragon.

We learn about classic bakery errors, the fastest way for an old lady to block up a toilet and why solo golf is the saddest game ever.

This week we are joined by tremendously talented Randle Parker from the excellent podcast Randle Parkers Film Club to review 1985's Yes, Madam starring Michelle Yeoh and Cynthia Rothrock. You'll learn about Waterstones Perverts, the Asian Mickey Pierce, Gary the SuperCop, moon real estate and why spitting on a matrons chicken is a punishable offence in Hong Kong. You need to watch this movie!

This weeks Podcast of Greatness is the delightful What I Had Heard Was. Go give them a listen and a follow @WhatIHadHeardW1 yeah.

Come join us as we take a stroll through the 2020 classic Hint of Love with Non Union Chris Pratt again. You'll learn all about the Bolognaise acting dynasty, too many Gordan Ramsey stories and why your future mother shouldn never show you her breasts in return for Pop Tarts. And another patented Anthony Quiz!

This weeks Podcast of Greatness is the delightfully fragrant chaps over at 100 Things We Learned From Film. Give them a listen and a follow @100thingspod

Don "The Dragon" Wilson is back in this weeks movie 1992's Bloodfist 3: Forced to Fight, our third visit to the insane and baffling world of Bloodfist. This time Don has to do fights....IN PRISON! I f you can imagine such a thing. Be prepared for real bad racism, cool gang names, wet eggs, Knife Prison and karate based ghosts!

Once again we have no Podcast of Greatness as nobody has sent us their promos. It's free and somebody might hear it.

Welcome Traveller, This week we take you through 2020s Blueprint to the Heart. You will learn all about Craig and his weird pronunciation of compilation, American architecture, the Chris De Bergh appreciation society and what's wrong with just being single and yourself?

This weeks Podcast of Greatness is the awesome Not Before Coffee. Give it a listen and a follow @need_3_mugs on the Twitter and that yeah

Continuing our bizarre nautical themed disaster month we present 2010's Titanic 2 starring the grandson of Dick Van Dyke. You'll learn all about credit card based surgery, sentient electric snakes and why all ships should have emergency thrusters.

There's no Podcast of Greatness this week as we have run out of promos so if you are a cool hip podcat, send them over to us at hallmarkofgreatness@gmail.com and we will most certainly play them.

This week we deliver a lovely slice of 2020's Love is a Piece of Cake starring Lindsey Gort and Greyston Holt. You'll learn why using cake as currency is frowned upon, the importance of a good hoop and plenty of HOT CAKE FACTS.

Our Podcast of Greatness is the sort of sister show to, Weird Thing About That. Give them a follow @WeirdThingPod on the Twitter and that

We finally did it, we found the worst film we have ever reviewed! 2000's Titanic: The Legend Goes On and boy is this a stinker. We learn all about cartoon boobies, what constitutes a captains reception, James does a rap and we have to find a new scoring system as its that bad.

Our podcast of the week is the amazing Playlist Wars, give them a listen and a follow @PlaylistWars on the Twitter and that

Its another sequel but its not intentional, the follow up to Bronx Warrior leads us down a filthy path of bad genocides, really familiar actors and obscene motorbike abuse.

Come listen to the tail of Trash, that Joey Ramone looking guy as he fights the man, himself, his parents and several planks of wood.

After our summer holiday we are back! Fatter, sweatier and more tired then ever before.

This week we take you through 2021's Pitching for Love (or 2018's Bramptons Own if you want to be exact). We take you through sexy dentists, ice cream mistresses, givers and takers in baseball and Anthony has done a fun quiz for us.

This weeks Podcast of Greatness is the delicious Randle Parker’s Film Club. Give him a listen and a follow @RandleParker1 on the Twitter and that

This week Joe, Berni and James take you through the incredibly twisted world of 1986 John Stamos vehicle Never Too Young to Die co-starring THAT Gene Simmons. Find out all about Finnish swearing, health and safety conscious road warriors and our delightful rendition of the best theme song in the world.

Our Podcast of the Week is the cool cats over at The Podcast that Wouldn't Die (find them on twitter @TPodcastTWDie Get them up your Earballs

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This week Anthony, Craig and Joe take you through 2015's After the Ball starring Portia Doubleday and Chris Noth in a modern day Cinderella story. You'll learn all about Turkish Delight, English shoe stores and the prerequisites for a reverse Doubtfire.

This weeks Podcast of Greatness is The Beer'd Al Podcast. Go absorb their sounds and follow them @BeerdAlPodcast Get it up your earballs!

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If you like kicking then have we got a film for you! This week Joe, Berni and James take you through Don "The Dragon" Wilsons seminal masterpiece Bloodfist 2. You'll learn all about the most dangerous park ranger in the world, James and His Muscle Men and just how many cattle prods you can buy with the budget of this movie (its more then you think).

Our Podcast of the Week is the fun boys over at Neat Cast (@NeatCastPod on the twitter) Get them up your Earballs

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Once again Anthony, Craig and Joe take you through another straight to video delight and this time its 2017's Non Transferable starring Ashley Clements and Brendan Bradley who also wrote and did a direct of it too! You'll learn about Turkish sunsets, how much Josh is too much Josh and how to avoid the lecherous grasp of a salty sea captain.

Our podcast recommend of the week is Sweet Chinwag Podcast. Go listen and follow them @SweetChinwag Get it up your earballs!

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This week Anthony, Craig and Joe take you through 2014's A Cookie Cutter Christmas starring Erin Krakow and Miranda Frigon. You'll hear all about why children singing is awful, why adults singing is awful and the humungous amount of food eating noise that this film is predominantly made up of.

Our podcast recommend of the week is Playlist Wars. Go listen and follow them @PlaylistWars Get it up your earballs!

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This week Ant, Craig and Joe take you through the wintery wonderland of 2016's classic "Love at the Christmas Table" starring Marty McFlys Mum, Winnie off of The Wonder Years, Ted out of Schitts Creek and Luke from Gilmore Girls. Yes its an all star cast in what is arguably our favourite film to date. You'll discover the stupidity of indoor snowball fights, impromptu dance sequences and why you should never show a boy your tractor!

Our podcast recommend of the week is Madison on the Air. Go listen and follow them @MadisonontheAir Get it up your earballs!

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In this bonus episode Joe, Berni and James take you through the 2000 classic "The Ritual" the follow up feature of director Simon Linscheid. We discover clockwork radios are real, how many leeks is too many leeks and our new business idea for a horse based Uber service.

We also give a shout out to our new obsession over at Nothing More Annoying. Go give them a listen and a follow @AnnoyingPodcast Its a real cool time!

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Happy Half Christmas! This week Ant, Craig and Joe take you through the 2015 classic "Christmas Eve" starring Sir Captain Picard and Napoleon Dynamite. We find out about our imaginary sequel to Dante's Peak, Joes love for the 90s boyband E-MALE and who or what is Diarrhoea John. This is a real bad film. We also give a shout out to our friends over at Fuck My Work Life. Go give them a listen and a follow @fmwlpod they are very cool!

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Its a finger lickin' miracle. Anthony, Craig and Joe take you through the amazing 2020 classic Recipe for Seduction starring Mario Lopez as Colonel Sanders in a Lifetime movie. Yes you heard that right. Its as amazing as it sounds. Find out all about correct cutlery for fried chicken, how to murder someone in the poshest way possible and what exactly is "country club ready" Also shout out to @100thingspod on twitter too

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Back on the sweet sweet Hallmark trail, this week we bring you the 2020 classic Nature of Love, the simple tale of a daft lass and rugged man. Plus so many Simpsons jokes its not even cool anymore.

You will hear all about Kiss Chase the Camp Butler, A.I. bear attacks, horrible big salads, Welsh rapping and Mr Stevens the lake pike.

This weeks synopsis machine is sponsored by Cheese.

This week Joe, Berni and James take you through the 1995 classic "Raging Angels" starring Sean Patrick Flanery as some kind of musician/angel summoner. You'll hear all about triangle faced children, how you can avoid demon attacks in your own home and our all new rating system The Golden Fabio!

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This week we take you through the 2018 classic "Love on the Slopes" starring Katrina Bowden and Thomas Beaudoin as a reclusive photographer and a reporter who does the reports we guess. Listen to find out the correct way to eat smores, what constitutes being a hermit and a cheeky visit from Anthonys cousin.

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In this bonus episode Joe, James and Berni look at 1993's monster classic Carnosaur. We get clarity on baby hands, the correct way to greet and befriend magpies and how many bullets we think it takes to kill a person,

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