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Today we are teaming up with the one and only justine from The Shore Store podcast to give you a NEW YEAR’S EVE MIRACLE! We put it to a vote and it was a resounding cry for this meager little pilot episode. No one knew what this show would be, but by gosh, Kody is working his best Guy Smiley energy to SELL THIS FAMILY TO AMERICA. Justine is a novice at this show, so of course Amanda and Jodie revel in being able to catch her up in all the minute details of this family history, from the wedding tacos, to the multiple flat tires, to the wet bar, to, of course, the nachos. It always comes back to the nachos. ENJOY and HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

It’s my last regularly scheduled episode, but this is NOT Goodbye, Forever. This feed will remain here for periodic episodes so don’t unsubscribe, and the Orchard of Snark Facebook Group will live on!
This week, I have to address the season finale of 90 Day Fiance: The Other Way (6:00) after an update on Evelyn Cormier, infamous namesake for our beloved Facebook Group. The girl hasn’t changed, only grown more unbearable so get your earmuffs ready from some extra special sound clips!
Then we’re off to check in on the new Hulu doc on RHOSLC Jen Shah “The Housewife & the Shah Shocker” (19:00). I’ll give you the highs and lows in case you can’t view it, but you’re not missing much besides what Koa (aka BLEEPITY BLEEP) spilled. The Bell of Da Ball is *Truely Sister Wives (29:00). We have waited, we have watched, we have persisted through The Brown Family Mission Statement and Maddie’s labors… and now we can reap what they sowed in this Season 16. We did it, Friends. And we deserve this. Amen.
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It’s a brief 90 Day Fiance recap because truly I just have to get some things off my chest regarding Mike & Trish’s relationship. They’re giving Colt & Debbie a run for their money. The rest of the episode is dedicated to the new Hulu documentary about Erika & Tom Girardi, The Housewife & The Hustler. Guys, it’s dark and twisted and very complicated, much like my personality. Enjoy??
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Are you feeling the love yet? Married at First Sight is back and the couples are officially married. Did you know these are legally binding marriages? You sure? One of the women has me all kinds of annoyed so get ready to rumble. Love After Lockup (20:54) should have the USDA on high alert because there are plenty of food safety issues I have flagged in the greater Los Angeles area. 
90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After (37:38) was light on the labor pains but I felt a different kind of pain watching Colt try to rationalize his behavior. Meanwhile on 90 Day Fiance The Other Way (52:45), Tiffany’s son Daniel was dazzling the audience with his adorableness which offset another child who may need a little visit from Auntie Jodie. Subscribe, SHARE, and leave a 5-star review!
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Summer is sizzling hot with the best of the worst of the best shows! First up, 90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After. Colt makes it rain camouflage recliners and Elizabeth crimps two-thirds of her hair. 
Married at First Sight is BACK (15:08)! With a new therapist on board and Dr. Pepper stepping ever closer into a Little Person diagnosis, the season starts out by matching fraternal twins separated at birth. Mazel Tov!
A week is not complete without Sumit (see what I did there?). 90 Day Fiance The Other Way (27:45) is the gift that keeps on giving…questionable grilled cheese sandwiches. There is so much to discuss so tell your inner-voice to get salty with me. 
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FOUR hours of 90 Days Fiance this week! After learning of Colt’s pumpy & grind time at sex therapy, I’m going to need therapy of my own. Happily Every After starts out this week’s show by allowing me to vent my frustrations about Elizabeth’s candle and Andrei’s tank top. However, nothing prepared me for Robbalee’s badassness this week. 
90 Day Fiance The Other Way (29:25) may just be the best 90DF sibling. It has it ALL. I’ve never been so aghast, as well as enamored with a couple before. Who? I’ll never tell…
Jess Rothschild from Out in the Wild Podcast (1:00:44) joins me to share the incredible run-ins she’s had with our favorite reality “talent”. Ramona, LuAnn, Kate McKinnon, Julie & Brandy from The People’s Couch & Dumb Gay Politics, Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Judy Gold and Bethenny! Your mind will be blown.   Subscribe, SHARE, and leave a 5-star review!
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Netflix’s Jailbirds is my everything. I am obsessed and will be looking at my toilet in a whole new way until we get a second season. WE DESERVE A SEASON NUMBER 2! Pun totally intended because, you know, the entire series revolves around potties. 
Moving on to 90 Day Fiance (28:52), we were gifted a week off from Elisabeth & Andrei… I knew Oprah would listen to our prayers. Paola continues her crusade against Oklahoma and our common sense, Pedro smiles for the first time ever, and Nicole gives us a tour of Robbalee’s K-Cup Collection. 
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Game of Thrones is the talk of the town, but I’ve got my eyes on A Rod’s porcelain throne. A random RHOBH theory & Netflix Jailbirds round out the shallow end of the news this week. 

90 Day Fiance (13:41) left blood pressures through the roof this week. Libby could certainly play Veruca Salt for her next acting gig because the chick has Moldovian-sized balls. That’s not a good thing. Colt finds a fancy Chilis for dinner and Nicole has a drink with her Conservator Jessica. Cheers (in a glass)!

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Is Britney sneaking messages to a judge? Did Michael Jackson forget his first son’s name? These are some big questions we face this week with the news of #FreeBritney and Prince Jackson’s college graduation. There is plenty to discuss with the Real Housewives of New York and Potomac* (*Adjacent) so settle in for some snarky opinions on the Countess and more.

Then on to the Belle of the Ball, 90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After (20:57). Paola dares Mothers-in-Law across the USA to think their Daughters-in-Law are ungrateful, while Nicole thinks endive & radishes are an Instagram backdrop. Subscribe, SHARE, and leave a 5-star review!

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