Explore every episode of the podcast Real Professional
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| Max Fleet (Creator of Bughouse, Lights Camera Slaughter) | 22 Jul 2022 | 01:02:25 | |
Clocking in at just over an hour, we've got a fresh podcast for you to hear, and you might just finish your American Spirit by the end. Links: | |||
| Steve Gabry (Creator of Sally Face) | 01 Jul 2022 | 01:14:00 | |
WHOOOO, that was a long break. But games don't make and test themselves, folks, so here we finally are. Jans, Ted and Abbey sit down with Steve Gabry--creator of Sally Face--to talk about ninja onesies, Werner Herzog Funko pops, ...Tiktok (Jans.), and of course, Sally Face. Links: | |||
| Jamathan (The Heilwald Loophole, The Anything Gallery) | 25 Feb 2022 | 01:15:30 | |
Ted, Jans, and Scruncho (Abbey) sit down with Jamathan, indie horror dev and creator of "The Heilwald Loophole", to talk wifi signal blockers, subversive indie horror, and keeping kids off of radios. | |||
| Jory Stultz (The Fallen, SCP Blackout) | 18 Feb 2022 | 00:53:51 | |
Ted, Jans, and Scruncho (Abbey) sit down with Jory Stultz, voice actor and game dev to talk voice acting, turning off your PC, and the voice actor quickening. | |||
| Gavin 2Star (Choo Choo Charles) | 18 Feb 2022 | 01:05:31 | |
Ted, Jans, and Scruncho (Abbey) sit down with Gavin from 2 Star games to talk about the viral nature of his horror train game, Choo Choo Charles. They also discuss pinky injuries in the major leagues, and Abbey's continued tank engine erasure. | |||
| Nikk F (SCP Nukalypse, Dread X Collection 5) | 18 Feb 2022 | 00:59:31 | |
This week: Jans, Ted, and Abbey sit down with Nikk F of SCP Nukalypse and the up-and-coming Dread X Collection 5. Talking points: Gorilla Arms, Guns, and a whole lot of Croatia. | |||
| Neil Bolt (Bloody Disgusting) | 12 Feb 2022 | 01:06:47 | |
This week: Jans, Ted, and Abbey sit down with Bloody Disgusting Games Editor Neil Bolt. Talking points: 7/10 games, the most dangerous Nintendo controllers, gamer rage
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| Carlos Coronado (Horror Tales: the Wine) | 12 Feb 2022 | 01:02:29 | |
This week: Abbey, Jans, and Ted sit down with Spanish game dev Carlos Coronado. Talking points: Horror needs new settings, Gfuel, how much is too much pee?
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| Harris Foster (Community Manager at FinjiCo) | 12 Feb 2022 | 01:13:04 | |
This week: Jans, Abbey, and Ted sit down with FinjiCo community manager Harris Foster. Talking points include neck-breaking VR, TikTok marketing, and becoming Harris Foster.
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| Jed Shepherd (Ghosts, Host, Dashcam) | 10 Feb 2022 | 01:00:37 | |
Ted, Jans, and Scruncho (Abbey) sit down with Jed Shepherd, writer of hit horror film HOST, and director of upcoming horror game Ghosts, to talk about making movies, making games, and the 14 foot tall puppet that lives in Jed's room.
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| Cody Reader (The Bends, Dread X Collection 2, Dread X Collection 5) | 10 Feb 2022 | 01:02:39 | |
Ted, Jans, and Scruncho (Abbey) sit down with The Bends developer and Inscryption modeler Cody Reader to talk being paid via revenue share, developing in an insular community, and the importance of out of competition gamer testing.
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| Trevor Henderson (Ghosts, Sirenhead) | 10 Feb 2022 | 01:00:12 | |
Ted, Jans, and Scruncho (Abbey) sit down with Trevor Henderson aka SlimySwampGhost to talk Ghosts, Sirenhead, and the dangers of office chairs.
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| Teea and Olli (from the Game Development World Championship) | 07 May 2022 | 01:10:24 | |
Jans, Ted and Abbey are back from Boston and ready to chat. This week, we have Teea and Olli from the Game Development World Championship, talking about everything from TikTok (wow!), to people still throwing controllers through TVs, to the competitive nature of IRC vs Ventrilo. Plus, Ted goes on a long rant about the importance of being able to receive and give respectful criticism, which every person should probably listen to at least twice. Links: Wishlist The Mortuary Assistant | |||
| Super Special Multisyllabic Tik-Tok Pax East Edition Extravaganza | 22 Apr 2022 | 00:36:23 | |
Ted, Jans and Abbey are away in the far-off lands of Boston promoting Dread XP at Pax, so Vince threw together a short compilation of tik-tok specific advice for gamedevs. Links: | |||
| Robert Brockway (Author, Comedian, Half of 1900hotdog.com, Former Senior Editor at Cracked) | 15 Apr 2022 | 01:11:28 | |
It's been... 2 weeks, or whatever the Barenaked Ladies said. This week, Abbey is off being a rockstar, so Jans and Ted sat down with Robert Brockway--not the MRA--for a little chat. Topics include the former Cracked and Jans' origin as a writer on the website, writing 1000 page books, the utter and irrevocable waste of tree pulp known as "Finnegan's Wake", and trying to get onto Andrew Breitbart's "Enemies of America" List. | |||
| Jacob Forster (Youtuber, Streamer, Tik-Tok enthusiast) | 01 Apr 2022 | 00:53:02 | |
After some technical difficulties in which the first half of the podcast is lost to the void, the crew ended up just vibin'. Topics include tik-tok (editor's note: no surprise there), putting out a positive attitude towards game devs, urinal cakes, and Jans being a plains giant). Links: | |||
| Real Professional: GDC Edition | 25 Mar 2022 | 00:48:37 | |
2/3's of the squad are out at GDC (Game Developer's Conference) doing Game Developer's Conference things. So since they're steppin' out, we've compiled an episode of compelling gamedev perspectives and useful gamedev advice for inspiring aspiring gamedevs and those who might want to try their hand at the black arts, themselves. | |||
| Cleveland Mosher (DreadXP Studio Artist, Lead QA, Gamedev on It Stares Back, Member of Light Arc Studio) | 18 Mar 2022 | 01:10:19 | |
While Ted is off being an amazing human, Jans and Scruncho (Abbey) sit down with colleague and friend Cleveland Mosher. This one is a mixed bag of gems (and... a surprising amount of turds), ranging from petrified turds, to legitimately good game dev advice for marketing, to a persistent problem Scruncho has with her cat and something called "butt gel". Her words, not mine. | |||
| The Real Professional Super Special Clip Show Extravaganza | 11 Mar 2022 | 00:37:58 | |
This week, Jans is joined by himself; trapped and alone in a cold, dark room, revisiting memories of podcasts, past. There are some Ted witticisms, historically important gamer safety updates; and the ever-illusive "play us out". | |||
| Conner Rush (Fyre Games, Summerland, Dread X Collection 5) | 04 Mar 2022 | 01:10:06 | |
Ted, Jans, and Scruncho (Abbey) sit down with Conner Rush, indie horror dev behind Fyre Games and creator of "Summer Land", to talk about NFTs in games, the line between experimental products and marketable ones. They also speculate as to whether Fyre Fest jacked Conner's company name. | |||