The Bloodlines podcast from Duckfeed.tv with art by Randy Walker and music by Gwen Static

In this episode we hit the end game now, baby!

Other Segments:

• Chronicles of Darkness: Werewolves and Blood Hunts

• Clan Chapbook: Ventrue

• Alternate Realities: Vampire the Masquerade Redemption

The Bloodlines podcast from Duckfeed.tv with art by Randy Walker and music by Gwen Static

In this episode we finish up with Clan Quests. Plus, your responses in the Council.

In this episode, we talk about the epilogue and various endings of BG3. Other Segments:  Character Roundup: Gale Legends and Lore: Cut Conte

In this episode, we talk about the epilogue and various endings of BG3.

Other Segments: 

• Character Roundup: Gale

• Legends and Lore: Cut Content

• And finally, announce what we’re doing for season 2 of Real Lich Hours!

In this episde, we take the crown. Other Segments:  Character Rounterup: Chat about Laezel Go fast: The bonkers speedrunning tech in BG3 Gro

In this episde, we take the crown.

Other Segments: 

• Character Rounterup: Chat about Laezel

• Go fast: The bonkers speedrunning tech in BG3

• Groove out to the BG3 OST

In this episode we free Orpheus, either from the Emperor's grasp, or from this mortal coil.

Other Segments:

• Preparing for the point of no return.

• Character profile on the best girl, Karlach.

• Explanation of the Silver Swords of Gith.

• Fiend Folio about the Cranium Rats

In this episode we go to hell.

Other Segments:

• Fiend Folio: Devils and Demons

• Up on a Soapbox: Camp! The theatrical kind.

• Guide to Planes: Avernus

In this episode it’s our way or the WyrmWay. Other Segments:  Legends and Lore: Baldur Complete Player's Handbook: Wyll Fiend Folio: Dragons

In this episode it’s our way or the WyrmWay.

Other Segments: 

• Legends and Lore: Baldur

• Complete Player's Handbook: Wyll

• Fiend Folio: Dragons

In this episode we stage a labor strike at the steel foundry and take down Gortash.

Other Segments:

• Sage Advice: Talk about explosives

• Legends and Lore: Gortash

• Deities and Demigods: Bane

In this episode we stage a daring rescue attempt.

Other Segments:

• Legends and Lore: this Iron Throne

• Deities and Demigods: Gond

• Complete Artificier's Handbook: Technology

In this episode we pay tribute to the bitch queen of the sea. Their words, not ours.

Other Segments:

• Deities and Demigods: The aforementioned queen

• Alternate Realities: Siding with Gortash

• Up on a Soapbox: Revisiting Baldur's Gate 1

• Fiend Folio: Vampires AND Werewolves

In this episode we get invited into Cazador’s Lair.

Other Segments: 

• Legends and Lore: Cazador

• Character Round Up: Astarion

In this episode we join a hag victim support group and do the worst quest in the game

Other Segments:

• Legends and Lore: The BG3 prequel you forgot about

• Up on a Soapbox: Baldur's Bummers

• Fiend Folio: Poltergeists

The Bloodlines podcast from Duckfeed.tv with art by Randy Walker and music by Gwen Static

In this episode we, choose our psychopath.

Other Segments:

• Chronicles of Darkness: The Sabbat

• Clan Chapbook: Settites

• LA By Night: Tune into The Deb of Night for the last time

In this episode we get greasy and do mummy stuff.

Other Segments:

• Legends and Lore: Characters from Baldur's Gate 1 and 2

• The Complete Wizard's Handbook: Achieving Immortality

• Fiend Folio: Mummy Lords

In this episode we turn Orin’s Orinsides Inside Orout.

Other Segments:

• Complete Priest’s Handbook: Divine Intervention

• Legends and Lore: Orin

• Find Familiar: Baal Butlers

In this episode we… "do some butt-kicking for righteous justice". Wait, is that right?

Other Segments:

• Deities and Demigods: Waukeen

• Legends and Lore: Minsc

• Fiend Folio: Giant Space Hamster

In this episode we lose it all to the Lady of Loss at The House of Grief.

Other Segments: 

• Character Roundup: Shadowheart

• Legends and Lore: Viconia

• Sage Advice: Mirror of Loss

In this episode we recommend some BG3 Youtubers in The Role of Computers.

In this episode we take a walk in the park and see some fireworks.

Other Segments:

• Alternate Realities: Early Access

• Legends and Lore: Society of Brilliance

• Fiend Folio: Sahugagin

• Find Familiar: Sparky

In this episode we meet the Murder Tribunal.

Other Segments:

• Legends and Lore: Serevok

• Dieties and Demigods: Bhaal

• Fiend Folio: Hollyphants

In this episode, we sunder Sorcerous Sundries.

Other Segments:

• Legends and Lore: Silverhand

• Up on a Soapbox: BG3 fan theories

• Complete Wizards' Handbook: Legendary spells

• Find Familiar: Three more kitties!

In this episode, we crash several funerals.

Other Segments:

• Complete Priest's Handbook: The Afterlife

• Combat and Tactics: Summonables

• Sage Advice: Attitude

• Fiend Folio: Kobolds

In this episode we fight a propaganda war and go to church.

Other Segments:

• Legends and Lore: Elf Song Tavern

• Arms and Equipment: Catching up on all the cool gear we foud.

• Find Familiar: Kitties!

Today we asked if Bloodlines is fun. The answer:

No. :)

In this episode we coronate Enver Gortash and go to prison. Yaay!

Other Segments:

• Alternate Realities: What if we fought Gortash now?

• Legends and Lore: Flaming Fist

• Fiend Folio: Steel Watch

In this episode we trade flesh in Baldur's Gate.

Other Segments: 

• Deities and Demigods: Sharess

• Legends and Lore: The Naabor family tree

• Fiend Folio: Nymphs

In this episode we go to church and interrupt some smuggling.

Other Segments:

• Deities and Demigods: Illmater

• Combat and Tactics: Elemental Series (Myrmidon)

• Sage Advice: Damage resistances

Today on Real Lich Hours, we join the circus!

Other Segments:

• Legends and Lore: Chult

• Fiend Folio: Three for one special! Blink Dogs, Crawling Craws, Djinni

• Find Familiar: Crimson and Shadow Whiskers

In this episode, it's time to check what's going on in the suburbs of Rivington.

Other Segments:

• Combat and Tactics: Elementals! Part Two!

• Deities and Demigods: Cyric

• Fiend Folio: Dopplegangers

In this episode, we get so, so close to Baldur’s Gate, but instead we go to prison.

Other Segments: 

• Legends and Lore: Orpheus

• The Complete Player’s Handbook: Tadpole powers

• Combat and Tactics: Elementals, part 1

In this episode, we gather our party to kill a god.

Other Segments:

• Alternate Realities: The Gale Bomb

• Up on a Soapbox: So how was Act 2?

• The Forum: We hear from you!

Do you guys think Mind Flayers are slimy? Let's find out as we muck about in the Mind Flayer Colony.

Other Segments: 

• Sage Advice: Shop restocks

• Legends and Lore: The Netherese

• Fiend Folio: Devourers

Whether you’re a goodie-goodie or a ne’er-do-well, Act 2 of Baldur’s Gate III will culminate with some massive battles at Moonrise Towers. This week we talk about dealing with Ketheric’s forces on the ground floors before ascending to the roof to fight the man himself… with or without the help of Dame Aylin.

Other Segments:

• Sage Advice: Camp Clerics and Camp Wizards. Win the tedious way!

• Combat and Tactics: Doors and Toughness

• Fiend Folio: Sirens. Better late than never!

Would you believe us if we told you that the Shadowfell is a place that sucks? Having just completed all of Shar’s exams, we plunge into her realm to confront Balthazar and figure out what to do with the Nightsong, aka Dame Aylin the Aasimar.

Other Segments:

• Complete Priest’s Handbook: Rate our favorite Cleric spells.

• Legends and Lore: Explain the Shadowfell

• Alternate Realities: What happens if you side with Balthazar?

This week we do two major dungeons, each with differing levels of quality. First, we seek out the Ankaran Sarcophagus at the Giovanni Mansion, which is empty as a tomb. But we can't open it! So we find an archaeologist captured by the Society of Leopold.

Other Segments:

• Clan Chapbook: Giovanni

• Chronicles of Darkness: The Society of Leopold

• What do we know about the Ankaran Sarcophagus so far?

Please sing to the tune of "Scar Tissue" by the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

blows harmonica

The Gauntlet of Shar we're in act two yeah

The Gauntlet of Shar we're in act twooooOOOOOOOO

It's time to deal with a devil and put Shadowheart’s Faith to the Test.

Other Segments: 

• Sage Advice: Round up the best spells for area denial and zone control

• Fiend Folio: Cloak

• Legends and Lore: Balthazar

Once the Stones of Shar are placed into the Gauntlet of Shar, Thanos will be unstoppable.

Oh my god, we're about to meet a necromancer!

Other Segments: 

• Sage Advice: Talk about the best counters for Invisibility

• Up on a Soapbox: What the hell is a "prestige dungeon"?

• Legends and Lore: Recount the Ketheric Thorm tragedy

Okay, but what if we SNEAK in there?

Finally, an EVIL city.

Oh, Zombie. What's in your head?

I'm still not convinced I spelled this right.

Can someone spell check this one for me?

I think you should consider bowing down to the Raven Queen.

This battlefield is absolutely filthy.

My bad everyone.

This week we wrap up Chinatown with a little science experiment... performed on us. Our quest for the Ankaran Sarcophagus has led us into the underworld of the Kuei-jin, who want to subject us to something called the Belmont Protocol. Additionally, we do some standout side quests, with one massive addition from the Clan Quest Mod.

Other Segments:

• Clan Chapbook: The Kuei-jin

• Chronicles of Darkness: Fera (animal shapeshifters)

• Up on a Soapbox: The Troika Curse

I'm assuming we're talking about lighters.

No pronunciation guide provided.

This week's episode is all about those damn Githyankis, as we head into Créche Y'llek to attempt to de-worm our noggins and learn a bit more about the life cycle of these astral dwellers.

Going to church to pray to god(s).