Randy welcomes comedian Tommy Mitchell back to the show. They kick off the episode talking about getting injured in the kitchen. The boys scheme on ways you can get a college education without paying for it. Tommy discusses how, back in the day, showing any vulnerability as a man was not masculine and made you seem "gay". Randy talks about the concept of a joke being “too soon”. They move on to discuss toxic masculinity and why there isn’t such a thing as toxic femininity. Tommy asks Randy about being retired in his 30’s and what it really takes financially to be happy. The fellas discuss the absurdity of the institution of marriage. Tommy reasserts his love for musical theater. They wrap up with the news - Male birth control has arrived, a man died from masturbating too much, and UCLA scientists may have cured baldness.

 

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The Clip Machine, Jeff Zenisek is back! The guys open the show by day drinking and talk about doing your own research. Jeff starts a conversation about the coming AI and robot revolution. Randy asks Jeff about his stocks and investment portfolio. Randy finds out Jeff has had a girlfriend for a couple years now. This leads to a chat about gold diggers and older men who date younger women. The boys shift gears and talk about the police, gun rights, SWATing, and your right to defend yourself. They get back to trashing women and talking about relationship issues. Randy asks if love or revenge is a better motivator. The two talk a little gambling and sports. Randy digs in on the Diddy trial. They close with more news - 80% of women filter out men 5’9” or shorter on their dating apps and 87% of people rehearse arguments in the shower.

 

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Kristina Bailo of the Babes and Bud Podcast and musician Jourdan Jade stop by the studio this week. Randy asks them how getting starting in the music and dance industries differs from comedy. Both of the ladies are in the cannabis industry and they talk about how ridiculous the old D.A.R.E. program was. They shift gears and talk about women’s love of astrology. Randy starts a convo about how mutual hatreds are what strengthens relationships. Kristina talks about the fake reality most people live in on the internet. The three disagree with the current “don’t shame” mentality pervasive in society. They close with the news for the week - Couples that do unhealthy activities together are closer than those that don’t and shorter men live up to 7 years longer than taller men.

 

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Randy welcomes the hilarious and talented Justin Elliott to the show with a little gift for Black History Month. The boys talk about going out after road gigs. Justin talks about sitting courtside at Lakers games. Randy starts a convo about white folks taking crazy drugs. The fellas move on to discuss getting their news thru internet memes. Randy brings up the Supreme Court’s pending decision on internet liability. Justin talks about learning to use chopsticks. The guys each share a story about dating women with cats. They close with the news - a woman’s BBL rotted her butt cheek, Meta is allowing users to pay for verification, and is having sex technically exercise.

 

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The boys are back and answering listener questions, including - What's the corniest Valentine's gift you ever gave someone? Do you think we'll ever have an encounter with aliens? Who do you think is on the Epstein Island list? Have you ever said "I love you" during sex? How old is "old"? And if you could bang any food, which food would you bang?

 

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Chase Abel makes his triumphant return to the show! In part 1 of this two-parter, the boys kick off by talking about the Super Bowl and the halftime show. Randy tells Chase about his trip to Phoenix and the Waste Management Open. They discuss a more serious topic and Randy gets Chase’s take on the Tyre Nichols Memphis Police scandal. Chase tries to start a rumor. Randy wonders what percentage of the time people are telling lies. The boys shift gears and talk about modern day dowries. They close with the news - a school bans Valentine’s Day cards after a 6 year old said he would “plough” his teacher, the percentage of unmarried people without kids have almost tripled since 1960, and a restaurant in NJ banned kids.

 

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Randy welcomes Xander Beltran back to the show by immediately breaking his balls. The boys talk about dad bods and letting yourself go when you’re in a relationship. Randy wonders aloud about the statistics behind dating apps. Xander explains the benefit of using a shoelace as a belt. They move on and discuss the ChatCPT phenomenon. Randy asks who has a more loyal fanbase - Taylor Swift or Donald Trump? They close with the news - a guy sues a woman for $2 million for friend-zoning him, a woman paid $10K to restore her virginity, and a woman stuffed her boyfriend in a piece of luggage an suffocated him.

 

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Randy is back with the always amazing Audrey Stewart. Audrey opens up telling Randy about her kickball injury. They move on to talk about Audrey’s current dating status and what kind of men she is looking for. Audrey is stunned to learn Randy went to Brown University on a full academic scholarship. Randy proposes a mushroom trip in the desert with just comedians. Randy talks about turning 40 this year. They close with the news - a female cop who was fire for having sex with multiple coworkers on the job and a woman who married her duvet

 

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Randy sits down with adult entertainer and podcaster Domo Monster, a.k.a. Onyx Muse. They open up the show discussing how OnlyFans has changed the porn game. Randy asks Domo about the impact working in the adult entertainment industry has on your family. Domo talks about the art of the hustle when working as an exotic dancer. Randy digs in and asks what it’s like to be a dominatrix and the “Findom” niche. Domo talks about some of the business pitfalls that women may fall into in the adult entertainment industry. They close the show talking about ball busting...literally.

 

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Randy has the very funny Janelle Draper back on the show. They open up talking about Janelle’s favorite topic - guy's balls. Randy talks about how mean his “inside voice” is. They move on and have a long discussion about the land mines women have to avoid in comedy. Janelle gives Randy an update on her dating life, in particular what it’s like to date a younger man. The crew closes the show discussing an article on the top reasons couples breakup.. 

 

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Randy is back in studio with the great Matty Chymbor. They open the show discussing their 2023 “vision boards”.  Matty talks about quitting his day job and filling his free time. They boys lament their problems getting shadow banned by Instagram. The fellas move on to discuss how the sex toy industry is driven by women. This leads to a convo about the complexity of a woman’s orgasm. Randy brings up how unlikely it is to see an attractive homeless woman. They talk about their social media strategies. They close the show discussing Matty’s current relationship. 

 

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Randy chops it up with the hilarious Adam Richmond. They open the show talking about antisemitism and Jews in Hollywood. The fellas move on and discuss funny women and diversity in comedy. This leads to a discuss of what true equality in society would look like. Adam kicks off a convo about border security and politics. The guys move on and talk about the ability to read people. Randy asks about Adam’s 2023 “vision board”. They close with the news -  a bridesmaid hits on the groom at the wedding and Lizzo is taking heat for “making music for white people”

 

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Randy welcomes Duval Culpepper back to the show. They open the show discussing the explosion of Only Fans. Duval talks about dating white women in the current environment. The boys discuss how poor people, black and white, have a lot more in common than they think. Duval talks about rebuilding his relationship with his dad after he was released from doing 30 years in prison. The fellas discuss Duval’s stretch in Nashville. Randy asks Duval to give some advice to white women to close the show

 

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Comedian Lizzy Weisman returns to the podcast. She opens the show talking about her pending engagement. Randy asks her about taking Ozempic and how the GLP-1s have been affecting her. The two find out they have both tried breast milk as adults. Lizzy shares that she has lost a friend over the war between Israel and Palestine. They share fun facts about jewish history. Randy complains about waiting in line. They move on and discuss the hot new drugs that are coming out. The two talk compare the original “raw” internet from their youth versus AI today. They close with the news - Gen-Z drinks over 80% less alcohol than other generations, 45% of men age 18-25 have never asked out a woman in person, Instagram is going to test out a “dislike” button, and humans now only make up 40% of internet traffic.

 

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Randy sits down with his new bestie, the hilarious Eric Rocha. The boys open the show talking about being in the closet in Hollywood. Eric breaks down the gay porn scene for Randy. Randy asks Eric about the kinda guys he likes to date and what the Grindr scene is like. The fellas discuss the idea of having a special dinner menu for couples who plan on having sex later. They close with the news - a doctor reveals why you shouldn’t use toilet paper, Walmart bans a woman for stealing and electric cart and drinking win from a Pringles can, and a woman thinks she’s being stalked by a man who left AirPods in her bag.

 

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Randy welcomes fellow meme lord Rodney Smith, a.k.a. Lord Petty, to the show. They open the show talking about the current divisiveness and how we have more in common than we actually think. Randy asks Rodney about the collapse of FTX and the crypto landscape. The boys move on to discuss the media landscape and their true selfish motives. Randy wonders aloud about how many abortions Trump has had. The fellas dive in and talk about comedy in the woke era. They touch on politics a before they hit the news - SBF and his polyamorous relationships and the banning od liquor sales at the World Cup. 

 

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Randy has Boston legend Don Zollo join him in studio this week. They open the show discussing designer yarmulkes. This leads to a discussion of the Black Israelites. The boys break down Thanksgiving dinner and hooking up on Thanksgiving eve. Randy floats the idea of a Chinese food burrito. The fellas talk about Christmas traditions. Randy asks Don about the Republican Party and Trump’s 3rd presidential run. They close with the news - a woman wears a sex toy containing her boyfriends ashes, a guy shoved a jump rope into his urethra, and the looming potential of WWIII.

 

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Randy welcomes World Series of Comedy winner Wyatt Cote to the show. They open up talking about doing the Big Pine Comedy Festival together. Wyatt talks about his passion for surfing. The fellas share war stories driving for Uber. Wyatt discusses the other odd jobs he’s had. Randy asks Wyatt’s opinion on Elon Musk. The boys close with the news - a family turns their dead pet into a throw rug, a woman finds out her husband is cheating by her husbands mistress, and a man having sex in a public stall fights the bathroom attendant.

 

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Randy sits down with his buddy from way across the pond, Kyle Legacy. They open the show talking about the passing of the Queen and the monarchy. The lads move on and discuss Kanye’s troubles. Kyle muses about the drinking culture in the US. Randy talks about his time with Kyle in Australia. Kyle tell a tales of performing in Europe, including getting robbed in Poland and doing mushrooms at a sex show in Amsterdam. They close with the news - a woman had a major orgasm during labor, a man marry’s his 18 year old step daughter, and a politician got caught masturbating outside of a school.

 

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Randy welcomes Brooklyn legend Billy Hayes to the show. Randy ask Billy about growing up as a tough guy in Brooklyn in the 70’s and 80’s. Billy talks about his journey to sobriety.  Randy and Billy talk about working the road. Billy talks about being a comedy club manager and dealing with hecklers. Randy asks Billy about his love of latin women. The fellas close with the news - AI reconstructs what the Kardashians would look like without surgery.

 

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Randy is joined in studio by his buddy and fellow comic Xander Beltran. They open the show talking about their drinking habits. Randy asks Xander if he would chose to be a dictator if he could. Xander shares a bit about his time as a vagabond and the current homeless situation.  The boys get into a discussion about polyamory. Randy wonders aloud about needle dicks. The fellas close with the news - a woman get caught getting fingered in public, women charging dates a “douchbag tax”, and there’s a secret code for finding dates at the grocery store. 

 

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Randy welcomes the very talented Liz Glazer to the show. Liz opens the episode talking about her work as a law professor prior to comedy and what being on a college campus is like. Randy and Liz talk about what motives someone to get into comedy instead of a “regular job”. Randy discusses the parallels his career in finance had with Liz’s prior career as a lawyer. Liz talks about getting sober and her tools for quitting bad habits. They hit a news story about a woman who wants to be a surrogate because she thinks she’s beautiful. This leads to a lengthy and informative conversation about Liz and her wife’s process of trying to conceive.

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Randy is joined by comedian Orion Levine in this week’s episode. Orion opens the show by telling Randy about a car accident he caused. The fellas talk about doing the Big Pine Comedy Festival and Orion getting selected to the Just for Laughs.  Orion talks about dating long distance. Randy asks about Orion’s transition to LA from SF. Randy gives tips on flying with cannabis. Orion tells the tale of getting beat up by a girl in middle school. They move on to talk about arguing with women. They close with the news - Jerry Falwell is made a cuckhold, a woman kidnaps and robs a her Tinder date, and a woman is forced to turn over nudes to her ex-husband.

 

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Randy welcomes actor, comedian and professional dating coach Natalie Stavola to the show. They open the show talking about growing up on the east coast, the things that led to Natalie’s addiction and getting sober. Randy jumps right in and starts asking Natalie all about professional dating coaching.  This leads to a deeper conversation about mindfulness and psychology, and the differences between that and coaching.  They close with the news - a strange “throuple” in Australia, and an Uber driver who exposed a passengers affair.

 

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Handren Seavey makes his triumphant return to the podcast. Randy opens the show congratulating Handren on the birth of his second child. They touch on the corruption of the insurance industry. Handren gives his opinions on the recent firings of federal employees by Elon Musk and DOGE. Randy asks if Handren about his parenting decisions, including if he had his new son circumcised. The fellas shift gears and talk a bit about sports and Handren’s time as a pro skier. Handren gives his reaction to the beef between President Donald Trump and the governor of Maine, his home state. This leads to a convo about international politics. They close with the news - Male spouses stress women out more than their children do and single women are happier than single men.

 

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Randy welcome scomedian and podcaster Alex Gettlin back to the show. The boys jump right in and discuss Alex and his wife’s new pregnancy. Randy and Alex dive deep into the new Dahmer series on Netflix. The fellas shift gears and talk a little politics. They close with the news - A daughter sleeps with her father’s best man, Labiaplasties, and a woman whose boyfriend got her mom pregnant.

 

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Randy welcomes comedian and YouTuber Dave Neal to the show. Randy and Dave kick off the show talking about a wild bar show they recently did together. Dave shares the story of a recent corporate show that went awry. Randy asks Dave all about his upcoming wedding. The boys touch on the Adam Levine cheating allegations. They close with the news - a 56 year old grandmother is having her son’s child and personality perceptions based on dick pics.

 

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Randy welcomes the hilariuous Michael Turner to the show. Mike opens the show talking bout his days working in sales. Randy asks Mike about his sytle of comedy and doing "man on the street" videos. Randy asks about his love of Cincinnati and the Bengals. They boys talk about getting to work with some of the biggest names in the business. They close with the news - Jimmy Kimmel's "prank" at the Emmys and a guy goes on a Tinder date in all 50 states.

 

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Randy has comedian Jeremy Scippio back in studio. Randy olaunches into a convo about corporate waste. The fellas discuss the retirement of Serena Williams. This leads to a interesting conversation on black culture and the impact on broader society. Jeremy talks about maturing in the melting pot that is America. The boys move on to talk about language and cancelling people from the past. They bring the show home with the news - a woman gets pregnant with twins from 2 different fathers, a woman tries to get away with driving in the HOV lane because she's pregnant, and a woman says she caught her boyfriend cheating because he lasted too long in bed.

 

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Randy checks in with his Boston homie Matthew P. Brown this week. They open the show talking about calling customer service. Randy wonders if corporations, and not people, are pushing the "woke" agenda now. The boys move on to discuss how long you can tastefully glance at a woman's boobs. Matt talks about planning his upcoming wedding. The boys finally dive into the existential topics - genetics vs. self-improvement, dwelling on the past, getting comfortable with sadness and dying with grace. They lighten the mood to close the show by talking about their interesting holiday weekends. 

 

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Randy chops it up at the kitchen table with his buddy Braxton in a special "homemade" epsidoe of the podcast. Randy opens up reminiscing about taping the podcast in his living room back in Boston. They boys dive deep and discuss their favorite TV show - Love Island UK. Braxton wonders what it would be like to be famous in another country but live in the US. Discussing the show 'Dopesick', the fellas address the opiod crisis and the Sackler crime family. Braxton tells Randy all about "gay baiting". They close with the big news of the week - a study finds women cheat more than men.

 

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Randy is joined by podcast-favorite Lizzy Weisman. Lizzy opens up talking about the whole process of freezing her eggs. Randy asks Lizzy if women have interesting and deep conversations, because he’s never overheard one between them. The move on to talk about the trappings of fame. Lizzy tells the tale of going on a date with the guy who invented revenge porn. The somehow move on to talk about getting old what happens when you die. Randy ponders dating conjoined twins. They close with the news - Women have 3 types of orgasm, getting a DUI on a scooter at Walmart, and anal sex is exploding in popularity. 

 

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Comedian and Marine vet, Bryson Banks joins Randy in studio. Randy opens the show by telling the story about the time a monkey stole his shades. Bryson talks about growing up as and getting into trouble in a small town in Oklahoma. Randy asks Bryson how his motivation to join the Marines and become a sniper. Bryson talks about the transition back into society after a depolyment. Randy gets into the weeds about sniper training. The boys close with the news - a elderly woman has a giant penis erected at her gravesite and a man cancelled a woman's flight to visit him because she wouldn't have sex with him.

 

Outro: “The Galaxy Mix” by Gee Dubs

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Randy sits down with the multi-talented Emily Browning. They open the show talking about teacher pay. Emily moves on to discuss dating older people. The two jump into the deep end and have a lengthy conversation about meeting people on fetish sites and being in open relationships. Randy theorizes that dumb people are happier. Randy asks Emily about being raised very religious. Emily closes the show trying to convince Randy to get involved on TikTok.

 

Outro: “The Galaxy Mix” by Gee Dubs

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Randy welcomes Miami’s-own Ricky Cruz to the show. They kick off the show talking about getting high in the morning. The fellas discuss the difference between Cubans and other hispanics. Randy ask Ricky about his experience working as a high school teacher. The boys get nostalgic about their time in college. They move on and  talk about colonizing space. Ricky tells tales of his time living in LA and partying with Joey Diaz and Ralph May. Randy asks Ricky about his time working as a professional clown. They close with the news - A woman who showers only once every 10 days and a Chick-fil-A franchise is paying volunteers in chicken sandwiches

 

Outro: “The Galaxy Mix” by Gee Dubs

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Comedian Anthony Stiriti is back on the podcast this week. The guys open the show debating who is the most beloved comic of all time. They talk about how happy they are that the  @HistoryHyenas  Podcast is back and how Randy grew up with Chris Distefano in Queens, New York. This leads to a discussion about the differences between comedians in NYC vs. LA. Randy talks about how he always lies about being older and why everyone should do it. Anthony talks about living in Italy and his desire to perform overseas. The fellas talk about their favorite vices, including vaping and using cannabis. Anthony shifts gears and starts a convo about gaming. They close with the news - People in the US have tipping fatigue, and a man broke the world record for the longest urination. 

 

Outro: “Funk Doctor” by Gee Dubs

 

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Randy is joined in the new studio by his buddy Nathan Loe. They jump in the deep end and start the show talking about the afterlife. Nathan talks about the wild shows he does at desert raves and Accidental Chaos. The boys talk about douchey crypto dudes. Nathan tells the story of Randy trading his neighbor a Dr. Pepper for free access to her OnlyFans account. They somehow get around to talking about breast milk and sperm banks. Randy asks Nathan about dating in LA. The fellas touch on existential dread before they close with the news - A preacher gets robbed for $1mm in jewelry during Sunday service and Subway is giving out free sandwiches for life if you get a footling tattoo

 

Outro: “The Galaxy Mix” by Gee Dubs

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Randy records a special vacation episdoe with his brother, Gee Dubs. They open the show talking about taking government money. Randy asks Jess about what its like being in a labor union. The brothers move on to talk about criminal justice and the death penalty. Randy brings up the difference of accountability between men and women. Gee talks about the process of making his latest album and Randy compares that to coming up with comedy material. The boys compare the homeless in NYC to LA. They discuss the new gaming world and the metaverse. The fellas close with the news - parents who swing when their kids are at camp, Ricky Martin’s incest charges, and a Florida disabled woman who sued Southwest for falling out of her wheelchair. 

 

Be sure to check out Gee Dubs new album "The Most Gifted" dropping soon on all music platorms and follow him @geedubs and @giftedhoods

 

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Randy catches up with his old pal Handren Seavey. They open the show catching up on all that has transpired since they sat down at the beginning of the year, including the overturning of Roe v. Wade and the collapse of the crypto market. Randy asks Handren if he’s taken his daughter to Drag Queen Story Time. Handren talks about the time he went to bible camp as a kid. The boys somehow get into a discussion about intra-continental racism. They close with the news - Putin is pissed his girl is pregnant again, and a woman is making $12K a month from a feeder fetish

 

Outro: “Stranger Things” by The Honors Class

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Randy welcomes the very talented Janelle Draper to the show. They kick off the show with some Snoop Dogg rosé. Randy tells Janelle about his days as a yuppie in Boston. The two discuss their favorite swear words. Randy brings up a news story about a pest control company paying people to put roaches in their homes. Janelle talks about going to a live Bumble meetup. Randy tells the tale of the time he went on Grouper dates. The two talk about life’s regrets. The pair talk about their first loves. They shift gears big time and discuss the loss of loved ones. Janelle closes the show sharing her love of men’s balls.

 

Outro: “Stranger Things” by The Honors Class

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Randy sits down in studio with the hilarious Joe Bartnick. The fellas open the show trashing the airlines. Randy asks Joe about the myriad of jobs before he landed in comedy.  They move on to discuss how impractical flip flops are. Joe talks about taping his latest special. The boys tell some fun stories from doing the road. They close the show with the news - A couple who perform on OnlyFans finds out they may be related, Lizzy gets in trouble for her lyrics, and an article about “Soft Swinging”.

 

Outro: “Stranger Things” by The Honors Class

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Randy chops it up on Father’s Day with Willie Simon, the next young superstar you haven’t heard of yet. They open the show discussing their relationships with their dads. Willie brings up their mutual love of organized crime and Randy’s potential as a gangster. Randy asks Willie about growing up in Hawaii. The boys move on to discuss the mentality of growing up poor. They breakdown how fathers parent sons and daughters differently.  The fellas share their worst stories about bombing on stage. They close with the news - a woman wins a lawsuit against GEICO for getting an STD in a car, a lady is eaten by her 22 cats, and a woman goes viral because her boyfriend didn’t buy her a plane ticket.

 

Outro: “Stranger Things” by The Honors Class

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Randy is back in studio with the great Jeff Dye for another "Ask Me Anything" episode where they answer your questions. The boys cover questions including - Thoughts on the Johnny Depp verdict? What should we do about gun control? A listener needs advice on why her man won't cum, How much would someone have to pay you to bang Hillary Clinton? Would you date a woman with kids? Who is your dream podcast guest? Besides looks, what do guys look for in girls? What's your best pickup line? What's the craziest DM you've ever received, and more!

 

Outro: “Stranger Things” by The Honors Class

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Randy is back in studio with the hilarious Lizzy Weisman. They open the show talking about making money from people’s kinks. Lizzy talks about how she met her boyfriend and being in a new relationship. They move on to somehow discuss hooking up with a def person. Randy asks Lizzy about growing up in LA. Lizzy discusses her inappropriate dirty talk in the bedroom. Randy tells Lizzy about the marriage he walked away from. They close the show talking about having kids and Lizzy freezing her eggs.

 

Outro: “Stranger Things” by The Honors Class

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Randy welcomes his old buddy Brian Glowacki back to the show. Randy opens the episode asking Brian about his upcoming show headlining the Wilbur Theater this Saturday June 4th. This leads to a discussion of “competition” in comedy. Brian talks about his increased paranoia about the collapse of civilization. The guys move on to discuss the broken political discourse in the US. Brian discusses experience using mushrooms to address chronic headaches. They close with a quick news story about alien civilizations before Brian’s kids get home from school

 

Outro: “Stranger Things” by The Honors Class

 

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Randy sits down in studio with his boy at Zach Lord. They open the show talking about sports gambling. Zach moves on to talk about jewish culture and holocaust denial jokes. Randy asks Zach about his favorite conspiracy theories. The guys discuss their shared love of Nick Cage. The fellas close with the news - a woman got dumped for having hairy armpits and a new teacher-student sex scandal.

 

Outro: “Stranger Things” by The Honors Class

 

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Randy welcomes the great Joe Bartnick back to the show. Joe is mourning the loss of his beloved dog Ruby and he shares some classic Ruby tales. Randy wonders if dogs understand death and if Joe’s other dog, Rosie, misses her friend. They talk about their own aging and how to stay relatively fit as middle aged men. This leads to a conversation about how each of them try to manage their weight gain every year. The fellas shift gears and talk about how much nicer LA is when you drive a big classic car, like a Cadillac. Joe tells some stories about the battles he’s had with school administrators. Randy asks Joe how he dealt with the LA fires. They close with the news - Nebraska’s “Safe Haven” law allows parents to drop kids off at the fire station regardless of age, and a study shows that rats on cocaine like jazz.

 

Outro: “Funk Doctor” by Gee Dubs

 

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Randy records a late night zoom session with Corey Rodrigues this week. They open the show talking about doing comedy for kids. This leads to convo about how they were raised vs. kids today. They switch gears and talk about advocating for yourself when ordering food. Randy asks Corey about the hell gigs he’s done. The boys talk about  the recent attacks on comedians and not losing your cool. The guys move on and discuss double standards. They close with the news - 25 is the optimal age to have kids and a woman with 2 fully working vaginas. 

 

Outro: “Stranger Things” by The Honors Class

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Randy is in studio with fellow Queens native Gary Leli. Gary opens the show gushing about his track suit and gorgeous hair. The boys talk about fitting into LA as a New Yorker. Gary reminisces about school lunch. They move on and talk about going to the beach in NYC. The boys touch on the homeless situation before they close with the news - Humor is reportedly women’s biggest turn on and a Vegas company is offering a 3-day orgy with 100 prostitutes 

 

Outro: “Stranger Things” by The Honors Class

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Randy welcomes the great Shyam Subramanian to the show. They open the show talking about the overturning of Roe v. Wade. Shyam talks about his experiences visiting India. They move on to discuss Shyam’s very pro-Trump father.  Randy starts a conversation on gender dynamics. The fellas close with the news - a woman gives her dates IQ tests, a woman blows 2 cops to get out of trouble, penis size across 86 countries, and a man grew a new penis on his arm  

Outro: “Stranger Things” by The Honors Class

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