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| The Bikeriders | 2024 Movies RANKED - Episode 3 | 14 Aug 2024 | 00:29:53 | |
The Bikeriders | 2024 Movies RANKED - Episode 3⚡️ #thebikeriders #2024movies 🌏 Follow us: https://linktr.ee/therankedpodcast⚠️ JOIN THIS CHANNEL TO GET ACCESS TO PERKS:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7j4obVCi8ACVM4ymmxUh1g/joinSUPPORT THE SHOW BY USING THESE AFFILIATE LINKS:🎥 THE BIKERIDERS MOVIE: https://amzn.to/3M1wiIz✍ THE BIKERIDERS BOOK: https://amzn.to/4cuHwjf☠ BUG-A-SALT: https://amzn.to/3Cya379☯ CHARLIE'S BOOK 'THE DEVIL IN THE BLACK BOX': https://amzn.to/4aQT9R5🫙 IF YOU ENJOY OUR WORK, HERE'S OUR DIGITAL TIP JAR:➡️ BTC: bc1qz6s04aw2qdkl946uttpqgtqv06utfd287vmu90➡️ Dogecoin: DKzAwyN3neSeWfSwTBPcDp1NJafypqWooe➡️ Venmo: @theRANKEDpodcast➡️ PayPal: https://www.paypal.com/donate/?business=Y9ZMZJHDDMMEE&no_recurring=0&item_name=We+put+a+lot+of+time+into+RANKED%2C+so+if+you+like+our+work%2C+please+support+us%21¤cy_code=USD💋 OUR INDIVIDUAL CHANNELS:Charles: https://www.youtube.com/@Flavorful_Chunt https://www.youtube.com/@FilmHackerMcCurdy: https://www.youtube.com/@ryanmccurdy9423 | |||
| Deadpool & Wolverine | 2024 Movies RANKED - Episode 2 | 13 Aug 2024 | 00:44:38 | |
Deadpool & Wolverine | 2024 Movies RANKED - Episode 2⚡️ #deadpoolandwolverinemovie 🌏 Follow us: https://linktr.ee/therankedpodcast⚠️ JOIN THIS CHANNEL TO GET ACCESS TO PERKS:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7j4obVCi8ACVM4ymmxUh1g/joinSUPPORT THE SHOW BY USING THESE AFFILIATE LINKS:☠ BUG-A-SALT: https://amzn.to/3Cya379☯ CHARLIE'S BOOK 'THE DEVIL IN THE BLACK BOX': https://amzn.to/4aQT9R5🫙 IF YOU ENJOY OUR WORK, HERE'S OUR DIGITAL TIP JAR:➡️ BTC: bc1qz6s04aw2qdkl946uttpqgtqv06utfd287vmu90➡️ Dogecoin: DKzAwyN3neSeWfSwTBPcDp1NJafypqWooe➡️ Venmo: @theRANKEDpodcast➡️ PayPal: https://www.paypal.com/donate/?business=Y9ZMZJHDDMMEE&no_recurring=0&item_name=We+put+a+lot+of+time+into+RANKED%2C+so+if+you+like+our+work%2C+please+support+us%21¤cy_code=USD💋 OUR INDIVIDUAL CHANNELS:Charles: https://www.youtube.com/@Flavorful_Chunt https://www.youtube.com/@FilmHackerMcCurdy: https://www.youtube.com/@ryanmccurdy9423 | |||
| The Holdovers | 2023 Movies RANKED - Episode 49 | 20 Nov 2023 | 01:41:04 | |
🌏Follow us: https://linktr.ee/therankedpodcast#theholdovers #theholdoversmovie Follow along as RANKED reviews a new movie release every week of 2023, slowly compiling the best films of the year into our sacred hierarchical list.Previous Episode 2023 RANKED List:1. Oppenheimer2. Killers of the Flower Moon3. Beau Is Afraid4. Infinity Pool5. Talk to Me6. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 37. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem8. Mission: Impossible — Dead Reckoning Part One9. John Wick: Chapter 410. Tetris11. Gran Turismo12. Air13. Creed III14. Sound of Freedom15. A Haunting In Venice16. The Creator17. The Flash18. Fast X19. Asteroid City20. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse21. Shazam! Fury of the Gods22. Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves23. M3GAN24. missing25. The Machine26. Barbie27. Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny28. The Exorcist: Believer29. Scream VI30. The Super Mario Bros. Movie31. Dumb Money32. Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania33. Renfield34. The Equalizer 335. Blue Beetle36. Evil Dead Rise37. The Pope’s Exorcist38. Magic Mike’s Last Dance39. Transformers: Rise of the Beasts40. Knock at the Cabin41. Insidious: The Red Door42. Five Nights at Freddy’s43. The Nun II44. The Last Voyage of the Demeter45. Plane46. Haunted Mansion47. Cocaine Bear48. Knights of the ZodiacThe Holdovers is what they call an “instant classic.” It’s what people are talking about when they say “they don’t make ‘em like they used to.” It’s one of those snapshot of life, full range of emotion type of movies that keeps you hooked from beginning to end because the story flows as naturally as a stream as opposed to the artificial canal of formulaic story structure. It’s nostalgic without being forceful. It’s hilarious in a subtle, very down-to-earth way. And it’s never more melancholic or dramatic than it needs to be.It’s everything that Wes Anderson movies used to be, before he left reality for his quirkily filmed stage-plays. Instead, this movie reads like a classic American novel, with a limited cast and setting and by the end you fully understand (and therefore love) each character because they ARE real people trapped in the tragic shortcomings of real life where the losers lose while watching the winners win and making the best of it regardless.Therefore it’s not triumphant. It’s not even particularly heartfelt or inspiring. Hardly anything changes from beginning to end, other than a greater understanding and connection between a small group of disparate people. And to that end, it is beautiful.Support the show by using these affiliate links:GET A BUG-A-SALT HERE: https://amzn.to/3Cya379GET ALL THE BOND MOVIES HERE: https://amzn.to/2Vo1JWPIf you enjoy our work,here's our crypto tip jar:BTC: bc1qz6s04aw2qdkl946uttpqgtqv06utfd287vmu90Dogecoin: DKzAwyN3neSeWfSwTBPcDp1NJafypqWooeOur individual channels:Charles: https://www.youtube.com/@Flavorful_Chunt https://www.youtube.com/@FilmHackerMcCurdy: https://www.youtube.com/@ryanmccurdy9423 | |||
| Talk to Me | 2023 Movies RANKED - Episode 48 | 13 Nov 2023 | 01:34:29 | |
🌏Follow us: https://linktr.ee/therankedpodcast#talktome #talktomemovie #a24 Follow along as RANKED reviews a new movie release every week of 2023, slowly compiling the best films of the year into our sacred hierarchical list.Previous Episode 2023 RANKED List:1. Oppenheimer2. Killers of the Flower Moon3. Beau Is Afraid4. Infinity Pool5. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 36. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem7. Mission: Impossible — Dead Reckoning Part One8. John Wick: Chapter 49. Tetris10. Gran Turismo11. Air12. Creed III13. Sound of Freedom14. A Haunting In Venice15. The Creator16. The Flash17. Fast X18. Asteroid City19. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse20. Shazam! Fury of the Gods21. Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves22. M3GAN23. missing24. The Machine25. Barbie26. Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny27. The Exorcist: Believer28. Scream VI29. The Super Mario Bros. Movie30. Dumb Money31. Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania32. Renfield33. The Equalizer 334. Blue Beetle35. Evil Dead Rise36. The Pope’s Exorcist37. Magic Mike’s Last Dance38. Transformers: Rise of the Beasts39. Knock at the Cabin40. Insidious: The Red Door41. Five Nights at Freddy's42. The Nun II43. The Last Voyage of the Demeter44. Plane45. Haunted Mansion46. Cocaine Bear47. Knights of the ZodiacTalk to Me is a refreshing take on the possession genre, taking the essence of an exorcism or seance movie and reducing it to an immature party drug allegory. The premise is so captivating and terrifying that the film doesn’t need to rely on jump scares, of which I don’t recall there being a single one—the mark of a true horror movie.Instead the horror comes when you realize the complete lack of reverence that the young party kid cast has for discovering a method of communicating with spirits of the dead. Instead of falling to their knees and repenting to God having found proof of the afterlife, they film each other freaking out, not under the influence of drugs and alcohol, but under the influence of these ghosts they willingly allow into their bodies. The kids eventually become addicted to the act, including the dopamine hit from carelessly posting these videos online. The horrific thing is that nobody is afraid of the horrific thing happening right before their eyes and iPhones.This of course reflects the age we live in, where nothing is too sacred to post and everyone seems keen to take a video of someone in distress rather than step in and help them out. Carelessly conjuring fiendish spirits for the almighty click is a terrifying glance at how the pursuit of digital attention is slowly but surely dehumanizing and desensitizing all of us digital addicts as we communicate exclusively through our devices instead of face to face, hence the brilliance of the title.Support the show by using these affiliate links:GET A BUG-A-SALT HERE: https://amzn.to/3Cya379GET ALL THE BOND MOVIES HERE: https://amzn.to/2Vo1JWPIf you enjoy our work,here's our crypto tip jar:BTC: bc1qz6s04aw2qdkl946uttpqgtqv06utfd287vmu90Dogecoin: DKzAwyN3neSeWfSwTBPcDp1NJafypqWooeOur individual channels:Charles: https://www.youtube.com/@Flavorful_Chunt https://www.youtube.com/@FilmHackerMcCurdy: https://www.youtube.com/@ryanmccurdy9423 | |||
| Five Nights at Freddy’s | 2023 Movies RANKED - Episode 47 | 31 Oct 2023 | 01:53:54 | |
🌏Follow us: https://linktr.ee/therankedpodcast#fivenightsatfreddys #fivenightsatfreddysmovie Follow along as RANKED reviews a new movie release every week of 2023, slowly compiling the best films of the year into our sacred hierarchical list.Previous Episode 2023 RANKED List:1. Oppenheimer2. Killers of the Flower Moon3. Beau Is Afraid4. Infinity Pool5. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 36. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem7. Mission: Impossible — Dead Reckoning Part One8. John Wick: Chapter 49. Tetris10. Gran Turismo11. Air12. Creed III13. Sound of Freedom14. A Haunting In Venice15. The Creator16. The Flash17. Fast X18. Asteroid City19. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse20. Shazam! Fury of the Gods21. Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves22. M3GAN23. missing24. The Machine25. Barbie26. Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny27. The Exorcist: Believer28. Scream VI29. The Super Mario Bros. Movie30. Dumb Money31. Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania32. Renfield33. The Equalizer 334. Blue Beetle35. Evil Dead Rise36. The Pope’s Exorcist37. Magic Mike’s Last Dance38. Transformers: Rise of the Beasts39. Knock at the Cabin40. Insidious: The Red Door41. The Nun II42. The Last Voyage of the Demeter43. Plane44. Haunted Mansion45. Cocaine Bear46. Knights of the ZodiacFive Nights at Freddy’s is a mediocre attempt to adapt a seemingly unadaptable video game, which is about a guy working a security job at a Chuck E. Cheese-like establishment, only to realize that the seemingly friendly android mascots have a murderous will of their own.Upside: the actualized look of Freddy’s androids is great.Downside: nearly everything else.Because when it comes to the story, it feels like they wrote a draft or two at the most and then decided to go straight into production. Half the runtime is about this security guy trying to solve a mystery about who kidnapped his little brother when they were kids.Meanwhile his little sister is a telepath and can communicate with all of the androids, who as it turns out, are actually possessed by the ghosts of murdered children. At that point we simply don’t need the little brother plot when giant anthropomorphic pizza place animals are threatening to murder your little sister. Let’s focus on what’s actually interesting here.But no, a movie that should have been self-aware of its own ridiculousness spent way too much time telling a completely unrelated story and taking itself too seriously when it should have been telling its own backstory while delivering fun scares.Support the show by using these affiliate links:GET A BUG-A-SALT HERE: https://amzn.to/3Cya379GET ALL THE BOND MOVIES HERE: https://amzn.to/2Vo1JWPIf you enjoy our work,here's our crypto tip jar:BTC: bc1qz6s04aw2qdkl946uttpqgtqv06utfd287vmu90Dogecoin: DKzAwyN3neSeWfSwTBPcDp1NJafypqWooeOur individual channels:Charles: https://www.youtube.com/@Flavorful_Chunt https://www.youtube.com/@FilmHackerMcCurdy: https://www.youtube.com/@ryanmccurdy9423 | |||
| Killers of the Flower Moon | 2023 Movies RANKED - Episode 46 | 23 Oct 2023 | 01:38:17 | |
🌏Follow us: https://linktr.ee/therankedpodcast#killersoftheflowermoon #killersoftheflowermoonmovieFollow along as RANKED reviews a new movie release every week of 2023, slowly compiling the best films of the year into our sacred hierarchical list.Previous Episode 2023 RANKED List:1. Oppenheimer2. Beau Is Afraid3. Infinity Pool4. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 35. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem6. Mission: Impossible — Dead Reckoning Part One7. John Wick: Chapter 48. Tetris9. Gran Turismo10. Air11. Creed III12. Sound of Freedom13. A Haunting In Venice14. The Creator15. The Flash16. Fast X17. Asteroid City18. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse19. Shazam! Fury of the Gods20. Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves21. M3GAN22. missing23. The Machine24. Barbie25. Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny26. The Exorcist: Believer27. Scream VI28. The Super Mario Bros. Movie29. Dumb Money30. Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania31. Renfield32. The Equalizer 333. Blue Beetle34. Evil Dead Rise35. The Pope’s Exorcist36. Magic Mike’s Last Dance37. Transformers: Rise of the Beasts38. Knock at the Cabin39. Insidious: The Red Door40. The Nun II41. The Last Voyage of the Demeter42. Plane43. Haunted Mansion44. Cocaine Bear45. Knights of the ZodiacQuentin Tarantino has said for years that he’ll make ten films and then retire because directors only make worse and worse films as they age. Somehow the old-timer Martin Scorsese is a rare exception to this general rule, of which Killers of the Flower Moon is further evidence.Showcasing the lengths to which people will go to obtain money and power is certainly a central theme of Marty’s more iconic films, and here’s another for that list. Only this time it’s a significantly more subtle approach than the likes of Goodfellas, The Departed, or Wolf of Wall Street. Murder and death isn’t handled with style and flair set to a Rolling Stones soundtrack, but with deference and care and a cold objectivity because the victims aren’t gangsters, but members of the Osage Nation, bumped off one by one by white men looking to gain control of oil discovered on Osage tribal land. It’s hauntingly tragic, shockingly inhuman, and beautifully rendered.Not so coincidentally, as Marty’s time on this Earth elongates, so too do the runtimes of his films, the last two being 3 and a half hours. I for one consider this a blessing from a master filmmaker with nothing left to prove. So if you have a problem with it, watch it on Apple TV+ so that every 20 minutes you can pause the movie to take your damn ADHD medication, sit back down, shut up, watch the movie and be thankful that Martin Scorsese still has plenty to give.Support the show by using these affiliate links:GET A BUG-A-SALT HERE: https://amzn.to/3Cya379GET ALL THE BOND MOVIES HERE: https://amzn.to/2Vo1JWPIf you enjoy our work,here's our crypto tip jar:BTC: bc1qz6s04aw2qdkl946uttpqgtqv06utfd287vmu90Dogecoin: DKzAwyN3neSeWfSwTBPcDp1NJafypqWooeOur individual channels:Charles: https://www.youtube.com/@Flavorful_Chunt https://www.youtube.com/@FilmHackerMcCurdy: https://www.youtube.com/@ryanmccurdy9423 | |||
| The Exorcist: Believer | 2023 Movies RANKED - Episode 45 | 10 Oct 2023 | 01:49:30 | |
🌏Follow us: https://linktr.ee/therankedpodcast#theexorcist #theexorcistbeliever #exorcist #exorcistbelieverFollow along as RANKED reviews a new movie release every week of 2023, slowly compiling the best films of the year into our sacred hierarchical list.Previous Episode 2023 RANKED List:1. Oppenheimer2. Beau Is Afraid3. Infinity Pool4. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 35. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem6. Mission: Impossible — Dead Reckoning Part One7. John Wick: Chapter 48. Tetris9. Gran Turismo10. Air11. Creed III12. Sound of Freedom13. A Haunting In Venice14. The Creator15. The Flash16. Fast X17. Asteroid City18. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse19. Shazam! Fury of the Gods20. Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves21. M3GAN22. missing23. The Machine24. Barbie25. Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny26. Scream VI27. The Super Mario Bros. Movie28. Dumb Money29. Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania30. Renfield31. The Equalizer 332. Blue Beetle33. Evil Dead Rise34. The Pope’s Exorcist35. Magic Mike’s Last Dance36. Transformers: Rise of the Beasts37. Knock at the Cabin38. Insidious: The Red Door39. The Nun II40. The Last Voyage of the Demeter41. Plane42. Haunted Mansion43. Cocaine Bear44. Knights of the ZodiacThe Exorcist: Believer ups the exorcism ante by giving us not one possessed little girl, but TWO possessed little girls. It follows the original Exorcist film’s true to life approach, honing in on the human drama of the characters and using this knowledge to heighten the intensity of the exorcism scenes. But does it go far enough? Not quite. Like Creed III, the final fight feels just a beat short of truly earning its payoff.And that payoff was designed to come down to a simple choice that the odd team of exorcist superfriends (a witch doctor, a catholic priest, a baptist minister, the parents, etc) were forced to make, only that choice was written as to be stacked in the favor of one of the girls over the other, thereby weakening the emotional significance and intended tragedy of the climax.So just like The Creator, the movie is very effective and creepy up until the third act where it comes off as rushed and contrived, and therefore doesn’t hold a votive candle to its predecessors. Speaking of which, they brought back the original characters and for some stupid reason did absolutely nothing with them.Support the show by using these affiliate links:GET A BUG-A-SALT HERE: https://amzn.to/3Cya379GET ALL THE BOND MOVIES HERE: https://amzn.to/2Vo1JWPIf you enjoy our work,here's our crypto tip jar:BTC: bc1qz6s04aw2qdkl946uttpqgtqv06utfd287vmu90Dogecoin: DKzAwyN3neSeWfSwTBPcDp1NJafypqWooeOur individual channels:Charles: https://www.youtube.com/@Flavorful_Chunt https://www.youtube.com/@FilmHackerMcCurdy: https://www.youtube.com/@ryanmccurdy9423 | |||
| The Creator | 2023 Movies RANKED - Episode 44 | 02 Oct 2023 | 02:14:15 | |
🌏Follow us: https://linktr.ee/therankedpodcast#thecreator #thecreatormovieFollow along as RANKED reviews a new movie release every week of 2023, slowly compiling the best films of the year into our sacred hierarchical list.Previous Episode 2023 RANKED List:1. Oppenheimer2. Beau Is Afraid3. Infinity Pool4. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 35. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem6. Mission: Impossible — Dead Reckoning Part One7. John Wick: Chapter 48. Tetris9. Gran Turismo10. Air11. Creed III12. Sound of Freedom13. A Haunting In Venice14. The Flash15. Fast X16. Asteroid City17. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse18. Shazam! Fury of the Gods19. Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves20. M3GAN21. missing22. The Machine23. Barbie24. Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny25. Scream VI26. The Super Mario Bros. Movie27. Dumb Money28. Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania29. Renfield30. The Equalizer 331. Blue Beetle32. Evil Dead Rise33. The Pope’s Exorcist34. Magic Mike’s Last Dance35. Transformers: Rise of the Beasts36. Knock at the Cabin37. Insidious: The Red Door38. The Nun II39. The Last Voyage of the Demeter40. Plane41. Haunted Mansion42. Cocaine Bear43. Knights of the ZodiacThe Creator checks the box for our ration of quality high-concept science fiction that today’s audiences only receive on an annual basis.Appropriately set 100 years after 1970, the film is a futuristic retelling of the Vietnam War (but this time against robots) in a frightening but probably accurate vision of the future of artificial intelligence as the inevitable next step in human evolution centered around a human/robot hybrid messiah figure in the form of a little girl named Alphie, short for Alpha Omega (as in Jesus’ final words in the book of Revelation), and her parents Mary and Joseph, I mean Maya and Joshua, sent by the Creator to end the war and bridge the gap between humankind and AI. So yea, there’s A LOT going on here. The only downside is that even with this amazing intersection of themes, the overall story is bogged down by too many ideas and unnecessary twists and turns and would have benefited from some streamlining because with so much to get through it oftentimes feels a bit rushed, which only compounds confusion and dampens the emotional significance, which is too bad because the conceptualization and production value is so damn high.Don’t let that deter you from seeing it, but unfortunately there’s lots of room for improvement on this one.Support the show by using these affiliate links:GET A BUG-A-SALT HERE: https://amzn.to/3Cya379GET ALL THE BOND MOVIES HERE: https://amzn.to/2Vo1JWPIf you enjoy our work,here's our crypto tip jar:BTC: bc1qz6s04aw2qdkl946uttpqgtqv06utfd287vmu90Dogecoin: DKzAwyN3neSeWfSwTBPcDp1NJafypqWooeOur individual channels:Charles: https://www.youtube.com/@Flavorful_Chunt https://www.youtube.com/@FilmHackerMcCurdy: https://www.youtube.com/@ryanmccurdy9423 | |||
| Dumb Money | 2023 Movies RANKED - Episode 43 | 27 Sep 2023 | 01:57:47 | |
🌏Follow us: https://linktr.ee/therankedpodcast#dumbmoney #dumbmoneymovie #gamestop #gamestopmovie #GMEFollow along as RANKED reviews a new movie release every week of 2023, slowly compiling the best films of the year into our sacred hierarchical list.Previous Episode 2023 RANKED List:1. Oppenheimer2. Beau Is Afraid3. Infinity Pool4. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 35. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem6. Mission: Impossible — Dead Reckoning Part One7. John Wick: Chapter 48. Tetris9. Gran Turismo10. Air11. Creed III12. Sound of Freedom13. A Haunting In Venice14. The Flash15. Fast X16. Asteroid City17. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse18. Shazam! Fury of the Gods19. Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves20. M3GAN21. missing22. The Machine23. Barbie24. Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny25. Scream VI26. The Super Mario Bros. Movie27. Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania28. Renfield29. The Equalizer 330. Blue Beetle31. Evil Dead Rise32. The Pope’s Exorcist33. Magic Mike’s Last Dance34. Transformers: Rise of the Beasts35. Knock at the Cabin36. Insidious: The Red Door37. The Nun II38. The Last Voyage of the Demeter39. Plane40. Haunted Mansion41. Cocaine Bear42. Knights of the ZodiacDumb Money was a tough watch for me because to this day (and to my deep shame) I’m a diamond handed ape, so reliving the 2021 GameStop saga meant I had a pit in my stomach from beginning to end.Of course one can’t help but compare this to the other comedic, “stick it to those wall street bastards” film: The Big Short. But the core difference is that the characters in The Big Short were primary players in the story of the 2008 financial crisis whereas the GME saga involved millions of individuals (known as apes) all banded together across the globe following the lead of a hilarious madman named Roaring Kitty, AKA Keith Gill.Unfortunately, this movie chose to tell the story of a select few of those apes where it should have just been the Keith Gill vs Wall Street movie coupled with random people around the world interacting with them on Reddit and Youtube.On top of that the film is way too immature for its own good. For a movie telling a true story, everyone behaves like they’re in a mid-2000’s Judd Apatow film. This is precisely how Wall Street Bets of Reddit should have been characterized, not every character in the film.In total, this movie manages to take one of the wildest stories in history and suck most of the meaning and fun out of it by bypassing important events yet emphasizing unfunny moments with characters that we don’t care about, and then pissing me off by showing them showing off their paper hands while Tik Tok dancing.Support the show by using these affiliate links:GET A BUG-A-SALT HERE: https://amzn.to/3Cya379GET ALL THE BOND MOVIES HERE: https://amzn.to/2Vo1JWPIf you enjoy our work,here's our crypto tip jar:BTC: bc1qz6s04aw2qdkl946uttpqgtqv06utfd287vmu90Dogecoin: DKzAwyN3neSeWfSwTBPcDp1NJafypqWooeOur individual channels:Charles: https://www.youtube.com/@Flavorful_Chunt https://www.youtube.com/@FilmHackerMcCurdy: https://www.youtube.com/@ryanmccurdy9423 | |||
| A Haunting in Venice | 2023 Movies RANKED - Episode 42 | 18 Sep 2023 | 01:49:43 | |
🌏Follow us: https://linktr.ee/therankedpodcast #ahauntinginvenice #ahauntinginvenicemovie #kennethbranagh Follow along as RANKED reviews a new movie release every week of 2023, slowly compiling the best films of the year into our sacred hierarchical list. Previous Episode 2023 RANKED List:
A Haunting in Venice once again puts Hercule Poirot to the task of figuring out who-dun-it, but this time with an interesting supernatural element that somewhat turns this story into a horror film. The movie does a good job of presenting questionable events involving spirits and ghosts to the point that their realness is arguable either way based on one’s personal interpretation, while also thematically plugging directly into Hercule’s personal story of having lost his faith in God because of the horrible things he’s seen over the course of his career. However, in the end it is a very subtle movie, as really nobody is heavily suspected by the audience or otherwise up until Hercule figures everything out after a single conversation per suspect and exposes the killer in one fell swoop and then immediately regains his faith because he believes he saw a ghost. So just like the aforementioned faith theme there are two interpretations of this subtle quality to the film: one that it is simply and classically told, and the other that it is tired and lazy. I lack a strong emotional connection to this movie, so it wouldn’t take the world’s greatest detective to figure out where I stand… Support the show by using these affiliate links:GET A BUG-A-SALT HERE: https://amzn.to/3Cya379GET ALL THE BOND MOVIES HERE: https://amzn.to/2Vo1JWPIf you enjoy our work,here's our crypto tip jar:BTC: bc1qz6s04aw2qdkl946uttpqgtqv06utfd287vmu90Dogecoin: DKzAwyN3neSeWfSwTBPcDp1NJafypqWooeOur individual channels:Charles: https://www.youtube.com/@Flavorful_Chunt https://www.youtube.com/@FilmHackerMcCurdy: https://www.youtube.com/@ryanmccurdy9423 | |||
| The Nun II | 2023 Movies RANKED - Episode 41 | 11 Sep 2023 | 01:59:22 | |
Follow us on other platforms: https://linktr.ee/therankedpodcast#thenun #thenunii #thenun2 #nun2movieFollow along as RANKED reviews a new movie release every week of 2023, slowly compiling the best films of the year into our sacred hierarchical list.Previous Episode 2023 RANKED List:1. Oppenheimer2. Beau Is Afraid3. Infinity Pool4. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 35. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem6. Mission: Impossible — Dead Reckoning Part One7. John Wick: Chapter 48. Tetris9. Gran Turismo10. Air11. Creed III12. Sound of Freedom13. The Flash14. Fast X15. Asteroid City16. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse17. Shazam! Fury of the Gods18. Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves19. M3GAN20. missing21. The Machine22. Barbie23. Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny24. Scream VI25. The Super Mario Bros. Movie26. Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania27. Renfield28. The Equalizer 329. Blue Beetle30. Evil Dead Rise31. The Pope’s Exorcist32. Magic Mike’s Last Dance33. Transformers: Rise of the Beasts34. Knock at the Cabin35. Insidious: The Red Door36. The Last Voyage of the Demeter37. Plane38. Haunted Mansion39. Cocaine Bear40. Knights of the ZodiacThe Nun 2 left me none too pleased. A corny opener, but I’ll never be able to make that joke again so let’s savor it.Once again a demon entity possesses someone in order to get a thing it needs to break into the physical world, and yet at the same time it is capable of affecting the physical world for things like murder regardless of having a meat puppet do things for it because it doesn’t need the magical thing it needs to do stuff with, thereby having it both ways at all times while withholding some basic limitation by which to hang a conducive or interesting plot.So once again we get a cookie-cutter, snooze-inducing story with minimal character development pocked by jump-scare set-pieces that admittedly are sometimes fresh but obnoxious all the same because they’re still fucking jump-scares. Mostly they lead to more laughter than scares, but maybe that’s a point in the movie’s favor…So the heroes have to get a magical thing to stop the demon and then they do in banal Harry Potter fashion, bringing to mind the eternal wisdom of Peter Jackson in not relying heavily upon magic to carry the dramatic fire in Lord of the Rings, because magic in storytelling is more often than not too simplistic and meaningless and in this case lowers the dramatic majesty of Christianity to the triviality of paganistic wizardry.Support the show by using these affiliate links:GET A BUG-A-SALT HERE: https://amzn.to/3Cya379GET ALL THE BOND MOVIES HERE: https://amzn.to/2Vo1JWPIf you enjoy our work,here's our crypto tip jar:BTC: bc1qz6s04aw2qdkl946uttpqgtqv06utfd287vmu90Dogecoin: DKzAwyN3neSeWfSwTBPcDp1NJafypqWooeOur individual channels:Charles: https://www.youtube.com/@Flavorful_Chunt https://www.youtube.com/@FilmHackerMcCurdy: https://www.youtube.com/@ryanmccurdy9423 | |||
| The Equalizer 3 | 2023 Movies RANKED - Episode 40 | 06 Sep 2023 | 01:53:50 | |
Follow us on other platforms: https://linktr.ee/therankedpodcast#equalizer3 #equalizer3movie #theequalizer Follow along as RANKED reviews a new movie release every week of 2023, slowly compiling the best films of the year into our sacred hierarchical list.Previous Episode 2023 RANKED List:1. Oppenheimer2. Beau Is Afraid3. Infinity Pool4. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 35. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem6. Mission: Impossible — Dead Reckoning Part One7. John Wick: Chapter 48. Tetris9. Gran Turismo10. Air11. Creed III12. Sound of Freedom13. The Flash14. Fast X15. Asteroid City16. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse17. Shazam! Fury of the Gods18. Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves19. M3GAN20. missing21. The Machine22. Barbie23. Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny24. Scream VI25. The Super Mario Bros. Movie26. Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania27. Renfield28. Blue Beetle29. Evil Dead Rise30. The Pope’s Exorcist31. Magic Mike’s Last Dance32. Transformers: Rise of the Beasts33. Knock at the Cabin34. Insidious: The Red Door35. The Last Voyage of the Demeter36. Plane37. Haunted Mansion38. Cocaine Bear39. Knights of the ZodiacThe Equalizer 3 is a decent end to the Equalizer trilogy, a series of films following in the footsteps of John Wick, Taken, Jack Reacher, and nearly every Clint Eastwood movie whereby an older fella comes out of professional people killer retirement to once again punish those taking advantage of others in the classic Western style of one man versus a web of corruption, specifically in the “a stranger comes to town” style since this iteration takes place entirely in a small village in Sicily overrun by the mafia.However, this movie is basically a “feel good” story within that genre, as the story lacks any meaningful sacrifice on the part of ancillary characters or even the Equalizer himself (AKA Robert McCall), greatly diminishing the overall emotional impact of the story. Put short, a problem arises and then McCall quickly and badassly takes care of it without issue or loss of life or anything at all really.Watching Denzel Washington brutally murder bad guys will make you feel bloody righteous in the moment, but for lack of any deeper meaning or significance you’ll quickly forget this story. Feels good, but not memorable.So is it bad? No. It’s just cinematic comfort food, so you’re not missing anything if you skip this one.Support the show by using these affiliate links:GET A BUG-A-SALT HERE: https://amzn.to/3Cya379GET ALL THE BOND MOVIES HERE: https://amzn.to/2Vo1JWPIf you enjoy our work,here's our crypto tip jar:BTC: bc1qz6s04aw2qdkl946uttpqgtqv06utfd287vmu90Dogecoin: DKzAwyN3neSeWfSwTBPcDp1NJafypqWooeOur individual channels:Charles: https://www.youtube.com/@Flavorful_Chunt https://www.youtube.com/@FilmHackerMcCurdy: https://www.youtube.com/@ryanmccurdy9423 | |||
| Dune: Part Two - Inside Out 2 - Trap | 2024 Movies RANKED - Episode 1 | 10 Aug 2024 | 02:23:49 | |
Dune: Part Two - Inside Out 2 - Trap | 2024 Movies RANKED - Episode 1⚡️ #duneparttwo #insideout2 #trap #trapmovie 🌏 Follow us: https://linktr.ee/therankedpodcast⚠️ JOIN THIS CHANNEL TO GET ACCESS TO PERKS:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7j4obVCi8ACVM4ymmxUh1g/joinSUPPORT THE SHOW BY USING THESE AFFILIATE LINKS:✍ DUNE BOOK: https://amzn.to/3SIbhGh☠ BUG-A-SALT: https://amzn.to/3Cya379☯ CHARLIE'S BOOK 'THE DEVIL IN THE BLACK BOX': https://amzn.to/4aQT9R5🫙 IF YOU ENJOY OUR WORK, HERE'S OUR DIGITAL TIP JAR:➡️ BTC: bc1qz6s04aw2qdkl946uttpqgtqv06utfd287vmu90➡️ Dogecoin: DKzAwyN3neSeWfSwTBPcDp1NJafypqWooe➡️ Venmo: @theRANKEDpodcast➡️ PayPal: https://www.paypal.com/donate/?business=Y9ZMZJHDDMMEE&no_recurring=0&item_name=We+put+a+lot+of+time+into+RANKED%2C+so+if+you+like+our+work%2C+please+support+us%21¤cy_code=USD💋 OUR INDIVIDUAL CHANNELS:Charles: https://www.youtube.com/@Flavorful_Chunt https://www.youtube.com/@FilmHackerMcCurdy: https://www.youtube.com/@ryanmccurdy9423 | |||
| Gran Turismo | 2023 Movies RANKED - Episode 39 | 27 Aug 2023 | 01:58:05 | |
Follow us on other platforms: https://linktr.ee/therankedpodcast#granturismo #granturismomovieFollow along as RANKED reviews a new movie release every week of 2023, slowly compiling the best films of the year into our sacred hierarchical list.Previous Episode 2023 RANKED List:1. Oppenheimer2. Beau Is Afraid3. Infinity Pool4. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 35. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem6. Mission: Impossible — Dead Reckoning Part One7. John Wick: Chapter 48. Tetris9. Air10. Creed III11. Sound of Freedom12. The Flash13. Fast X14. Asteroid City15. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse16. Shazam! Fury of the Gods17. Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves18. M3GAN19. missing20. The Machine21. Barbie22. Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny23. Scream VI24. The Super Mario Bros. Movie25. Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania26. Renfield27. Blue Beetle28. Evil Dead Rise29. The Pope’s Exorcist30. Magic Mike’s Last Dance31. Transformers: Rise of the Beasts32. Knock at the Cabin33. Insidious: The Red Door34. The Last Voyage of the Demeter35. Plane36. Haunted Mansion37. Cocaine Bear38. Knights of the Zodiac Gran Turismo is a very good movie, but it doesn’t quite make it into the “great” category.And the reason for this is simple. While it has excellent character development and a really unique story about a video gamer turned professional racer, it feels like a 6-part mini series that some fan editor cut down to a two hour run time. With zero puns intended, it’s a bit rushed.What this means is that little character moments and big plot elements that should have had more emphasis are quickly breezed over, leading to an overall feeling of being slightly underwhelmed.However, the story has such a fresh approach to the racing genre and David Harbour’s character is so good that it easily makes up for these shortcomings, even if you’ve never heard of the video game this true story is based on.Support the show by using these affiliate links:GET A BUG-A-SALT HERE: https://amzn.to/3Cya379GET ALL THE BOND MOVIES HERE: https://amzn.to/2Vo1JWPIf you enjoy our work,here's our crypto tip jar:BTC: bc1qz6s04aw2qdkl946uttpqgtqv06utfd287vmu90Dogecoin: DKzAwyN3neSeWfSwTBPcDp1NJafypqWooeOur individual channels:Charles: https://www.youtube.com/@Flavorful_Chunt https://www.youtube.com/@FilmHackerMcCurdy: https://www.youtube.com/@ryanmccurdy9423 | |||
| Blue Beetle | 2023 Movies RANKED - Episode 38 | 21 Aug 2023 | 02:17:48 | |
Follow us on other platforms: https://linktr.ee/therankedpodcast#bluebeetle #bluebeetlemovie #DC #DCEUFollow along as RANKED reviews a new movie release every week of 2023, slowly compiling the best films of the year into our sacred hierarchical list.Previous Episode 2023 RANKED List:1. Oppenheimer2. Beau Is Afraid3. Infinity Pool4. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 35. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem6. Mission: Impossible — Dead Reckoning Part One7. John Wick: Chapter 48. Tetris9. Air10. Creed III11. Sound of Freedom12. The Flash13. Fast X14. Asteroid City15. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse16. Shazam! Fury of the Gods17. Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves18. M3GAN19. missing20. The Machine21. Barbie22. Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny23. Scream VI24. The Super Mario Bros. Movie25. Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania26. Renfield27. Evil Dead Rise28. The Pope’s Exorcist29. Magic Mike’s Last Dance30. Transformers: Rise of the Beasts31. Knock at the Cabin32. Insidious: The Red Door33. The Last Voyage of the Demeter34. Plane35. Haunted Mansion36. Cocaine Bear37. Knights of the ZodiacBlue Beetle isn’t the worst movie in the DCEU, but it’s by far the most weary. It’s essentially “superhero fatigue the movie” because there’s nothing we haven’t seen before while ALSO having trouble taking itself seriously while ALSO wishing it was a Marvel movie.A down on his luck fella gets bit by a radioactive spid— Sorry, a blue space scarab burrows into his spine turning him into a reluctant and awkward superhero. Then the evil head of a giant weapons manufacturer steals the secrets of this scarab to make a fleet of men in iron suits called Ironma— sorry again, I mean OMACs.Meanwhile everything feels random and disconnected from everything else that’s happening, as if the script was really long so they just deleted every other scene leading to constant confusion and contradiction of character.Maybe a more serious version of this would’ve worked back at the very outset of the DCEU, but at this point it’s just tired and weak.And also all white people are racist.Support the show by using these affiliate links:GET A BUG-A-SALT HERE: https://amzn.to/3Cya379GET ALL THE BOND MOVIES HERE: https://amzn.to/2Vo1JWPIf you enjoy our work,here's our crypto tip jar:BTC: bc1qz6s04aw2qdkl946uttpqgtqv06utfd287vmu90Dogecoin: DKzAwyN3neSeWfSwTBPcDp1NJafypqWooeOur individual channels:Charles: https://www.youtube.com/@Flavorful_Chunt https://www.youtube.com/@FilmHackerMcCurdy: https://www.youtube.com/@ryanmccurdy9423 | |||
| Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem | 2023 Movies RANKED - Episode 37 | 16 Aug 2023 | 01:47:43 | |
Follow us on other platforms: https://linktr.ee/therankedpodcast#TMNT #TeenageMutantNinjaTurtlesMutantMayhem #mutantmayhemFollow along as RANKED reviews a new movie release every week of 2023, slowly compiling the best films of the year into our sacred hierarchical list.Previous Episode 2023 RANKED List:1. Oppenheimer2. Beau Is Afraid3. Infinity Pool4. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 35. Mission: Impossible — Dead Reckoning Part One6. John Wick: Chapter 47. Tetris8. Air9. Creed III10. Sound of Freedom11. The Flash12. Fast X13. Asteroid City14. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse15. Shazam! Fury of the Gods16. Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves17. M3GAN18. missing19. The Machine20. Barbie21. Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny22. Scream VI23. The Super Mario Bros. Movie24. Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania25. Renfield26. Evil Dead Rise27. The Pope’s Exorcist28. Magic Mike’s Last Dance29. Transformers: Rise of the Beasts30. Knock at the Cabin31. Insidious: The Red Door32. The Last Voyage of the Demeter33. Plane34. Haunted Mansion35. Cocaine Bear36. Knights of the ZodiacTeenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem is terrific. I definitely had a big smile on my face for most of this movie.And why’s that? Nostalgia? Revisiting my childhood?No.I loved this movie because it felt like the people making it actually cared about the CHARACTERS, and that the characters behaved and spoke true to themselves as mutants and/or teenagers or father figures or relatably embittered and vengeful bad guys.And then built overtop of that is a clear “destroy all humans” plot that easily carries a simple story of longing to belong in a world that typically runs from or destroys anything regarded as unfamiliar or alien, which is exactly how people would initially react to four teenage mutant ninja turtles, their giant rat father, and all of their mutant bad guy cousins seeking revenge for humanity’s mutant-phobia.This movie brings it on every level: A fresh and apt style of animation, good humor, good fun, motivated bad guys with a sympathetic plot, excellent characterization and fulfillment of individual character arcs, a KILLER soundtrack, lots of pizza and all wrapped up in the most comprehensive and appropriately awkward origin story the turtles have ever seen on the big screen. All that’s left to say my dear McCurdy, is cowabunga.Support the show by using these affiliate links:GET A BUG-A-SALT HERE: https://amzn.to/3Cya379GET ALL THE BOND MOVIES HERE: https://amzn.to/2Vo1JWPIf you enjoy our work,here's our crypto tip jar:BTC: bc1qz6s04aw2qdkl946uttpqgtqv06utfd287vmu90Dogecoin: DKzAwyN3neSeWfSwTBPcDp1NJafypqWooeOur individual channels:Charles: https://www.youtube.com/@Flavorful_Chunt https://www.youtube.com/@FilmHackerMcCurdy: https://www.youtube.com/@ryanmccurdy9423 | |||
| The Last Voyage of the Demeter | 2023 Movies RANKED - Episode 36 | 14 Aug 2023 | 02:15:31 | |
Follow us on other platforms: https://linktr.ee/therankedpodcast#lastvoyageofthedemeter #lastvoyageofthedemetermovie #draculaFollow along as RANKED reviews a new movie release every week of 2023, slowly compiling the best films of the year into our sacred hierarchical list.Previous Episode 2023 RANKED List:1. Oppenheimer2. Beau Is Afraid3. Infinity Pool4. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 35. Mission: Impossible — Dead Reckoning Part One6. John Wick: Chapter 47. Tetris8. Air9. Creed III10. Sound of Freedom11. The Flash12. Fast X13. Asteroid City14. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse15. Shazam! Fury of the Gods16. Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves17. M3GAN18. missing19. The Machine20. Barbie21. Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny22. Scream VI23. The Super Mario Bros. Movie24. Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania25. Renfield26. Evil Dead Rise27. The Pope’s Exorcist28. Magic Mike’s Last Dance29. Transformers: Rise of the Beasts30. Knock at the Cabin31. Insidious: The Red Door32. Plane33. Haunted Mansion34. Cocaine Bear35. Knights of the ZodiacThe Last Voyage of the Demeter is a decent movie, no question about it. It’s well made and at times has genuine moments of horror.Unfortunately, it’s another example of one of these movies that just doesn’t carry the ball far enough to deserve remembrance. It is exactly what one expects, and nothing more. And I hate saying this about a movie that has the balls to kill a child, but overall this small story such as it is would have been better off remaining as a part of a larger one.And when tasked with pinpointing exactly what’s missing, I believe it to be a certain amount of cleverness within the confines of the premise. As a big fan of this brand of story, both horror and the “a bunch of people trapped in a confined space within a desperate situation” genres, what’s needed is some clever setup and payoff, especially because we as an audience already know that this Dracula tale is going to end in tragedy.Instead what we get in the end is more or less going through the motions as each cast member gets picked off one by one without any fulfillment of character or personal sacrifice or anything else that may have made this story more than just scraping the bottom of the Dracula lore barrel.Support the show by using these affiliate links:GET A BUG-A-SALT HERE: https://amzn.to/3Cya379GET ALL THE BOND MOVIES HERE: https://amzn.to/2Vo1JWPIf you enjoy our work,here's our crypto tip jar:BTC: bc1qz6s04aw2qdkl946uttpqgtqv06utfd287vmu90Dogecoin: DKzAwyN3neSeWfSwTBPcDp1NJafypqWooeOur individual channels:Charles: https://www.youtube.com/@Flavorful_Chunt https://www.youtube.com/@FilmHackerMcCurdy: https://www.youtube.com/@ryanmccurdy9423 | |||
| Haunted Mansion | 2023 Movies RANKED - Episode 35 | 31 Jul 2023 | 01:59:08 | |
Follow us on other platforms: https://linktr.ee/therankedpodcast#hauntedmansion #hauntedmansionmovieFollow along as RANKED reviews a new movie release every week of 2023, slowly compiling the best films of the year into our sacred hierarchical list.Previous Episode 2023 RANKED List:1. Oppenheimer2. Beau Is Afraid3. Infinity Pool4. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 35. Mission: Impossible — Dead Reckoning Part One6. John Wick: Chapter 47. Tetris8. Air9. Creed III10. Sound of Freedom11. The Flash12. Fast X13. Asteroid City14. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse15. Shazam! Fury of the Gods16. Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves17. M3GAN18. missing19. The Machine20. Barbie21. Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny22. Scream VI23. The Super Mario Bros. Movie24. Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania25. Renfield26. Evil Dead Rise27. The Pope’s Exorcist28. Magic Mike’s Last Dance29. Transformers: Rise of the Beasts30. Knock at the Cabin31. Insidious: The Red Door32. Plane33. Cocaine Bear34. Knights of the ZodiacHaunted Mansion isn’t a movie. It feels more like a secret government IQ test. Anybody that doesn’t laugh gets put on a watchlist for being dangerously intellectual.Joking aside, it’s nothing more than a payday for aging actors simply trying to fill their Disney contract movie quotas, as well as a payday for the producers who have those same high profile actors say things like “shop at CVS” and “gee I’m hungry, let’s get a whopper cooked fresh from Burger King.” This poor excuse for a movie is a sad reminder that post-modernism is cancerous to storytelling. Everyone seems stupidly self-aware that nobody is taking this seriously. Meanwhile, you could take any single line from this movie and give it to any other character and nobody would know the difference because nobody has a distinct character while simultaneously everyone is the comic relief.It feels no different than Cocaine Bear where the director said, “just say funny stuff and be goofy.”There’s no story going on, nothing carrying us from beat to beat so by the end you’re begging for the afterlife.Support the show by using these affiliate links:GET A BUG-A-SALT HERE: https://amzn.to/3Cya379GET ALL THE BOND MOVIES HERE: https://amzn.to/2Vo1JWPIf you enjoy our work,here's our crypto tip jar:BTC: bc1qz6s04aw2qdkl946uttpqgtqv06utfd287vmu90Dogecoin: DKzAwyN3neSeWfSwTBPcDp1NJafypqWooeOur individual channels:Charles: https://www.youtube.com/@Flavorful_Chunt https://www.youtube.com/@FilmHackerMcCurdy: https://www.youtube.com/@ryanmccurdy9423 | |||
| Quantum of Solace | James Bond 007 Movies RANKED Ep. 22 | 28 Jul 2023 | 03:26:35 | |
Follow us on other platforms: https://linktr.ee/therankedpodcast Watch the FULL INTERVIEW with Neil Jackson here: https://youtu.be/R0smxmWZTVM PREVIOUS EPISODE RANKED LIST: 1. GoldenEye https://youtu.be/HzCdqmEc2FA 2. Casino Royale https://youtu.be/OJfNg6hXFIE 3. Goldfinger https://youtu.be/rJWYnd7VsMg 4. From Russia With Love https://youtu.be/QTdJwc5VNcM 5. License To Kill https://youtu.be/IxVzJWAPLzk 6. The Spy Who Loved Me https://youtu.be/0cwkHZB69GQ 7. The Man With The Golden Gun https://youtu.be/p7MJdltoAgM 8. Dr. No https://youtu.be/t1v81dsXTd4 9. The World Is Not Enough https://youtu.be/MWZqfiGf5l0 10. A View To A Kill https://youtu.be/yysqo4TQqL4 11. For Your Eyes Only https://youtu.be/IHnTmDO05sI 12. On Her Majesty's Secret Service https://youtu.be/ff-kknW82iE 13. Thunderball https://youtu.be/4r_K9eVbXlE 14. Tomorrow Never Dies https://youtu.be/04W7R3od_QM 15. Octopussy https://youtu.be/YelzN17nNWw 16. The Living Daylights https://youtu.be/nsms_4RPIAo 17. Live and Let Die https://youtu.be/X34xxjjtQTk 18. Moonraker https://youtu.be/u3o5CByVQBs 19. Diamonds Are Forever https://youtu.be/eEuhmncHzHs 20. Die Another Day https://youtu.be/OrsKyDE8l-A 21. You Only Live Twice https://youtu.be/uoEfmdIEzRI QUANTUM OF SOLACE: Bond is reeling after love of his life Vesper’s betrayal and suicide in the last film. Now the ice in his veins guy, he sets out to find the men responsible and bring them to justice. Just like Golden Gun’s Bond, this bond is a f-ing a$$hole, beating up or killing everybody that crosses his path and chugging alcohol whenever he can find it, while never losing that James Bond stoicism. His killing trail brings him face to face with Dominic Greene, a colleague of Mr. White from the last film, both being members of Quantum, the same organization that contracted Le Chiffre to do their dirty work. This time they’ve tricked the Americans into doing their dirty work by promising them oil, the black gold that makes today’s mechanized world go round, in exchange for neutralizing Bond and allowing Greene to effect a mutually beneficial regime change in Bolivia, and the Brits agree. They don’t care if they have to support tyrants in some third world sh*thole, so long as their oil-backed economy’s remain strong, and that’s the hard decision that those in power have to make on a regular basis while those not in power post NO BLOOD FOR OIL memes to twitter with an iPhone from a Starbucks. Politics and foreign policy are not that simple, and whether we like it or not, literally everything we do goes back to oil because we have yet to invent the Solex, so the West plays ball with Quantum, unaware that they are actually being played, that there is no oil to begin with. Quantum is in fact seeking control of Earth’s other precious liquid: water. This is all very real world stuff that goes well beyond the typical good vs evil cartooniness that generally plagues Bond, and solidifies this new Craig era’s bid for a more realistic approach to 007. Support the show by using these affiliate links: BUG-A-SALT: https://amzn.to/3Cya379 All the BOND MOVIES: https://amzn.to/2Vo1JWP QoS MOVIE: https://amzn.to/3p0B40Y or https://amzn.to/3N6T8hM QoS NOVEL: https://amzn.to/3Cq2jVJ QoS SOUNDTRACK: https://amzn.to/43znErV If you enjoy our work, here's our crypto tip jar: BTC: bc1qz6s04aw2qdkl946uttpqgtqv06utfd287vmu90 Dogecoin: DKzAwyN3neSeWfSwTBPcDp1NJafypqWooe *Movie Poster by Sean Longmore: https://www.etsy.com/shop/SeanLongmoreDesign?ref=profile_header *Song: 007 James Bond - Eleven Music No Copyright -Music provided by Eleven Music. -Video Link: https://youtu.be/Zv-hLHFQSCU *Zelda Music from the amazing Zelda & Chill albums by Mikel: https://music.apple.com/us/album/zelda-chill/1435680173#jamesbond007 #quantumofsolace #danielcraig #markforster #ianfleming #jamesbondranked #notimetodie #jamesbondmoviesranked #jamesbondmovies #goldeneye | |||
| Oppenheimer | 2023 Movies RANKED - Episode 34 | 24 Jul 2023 | 02:55:50 | |
Follow us on other platforms: https://linktr.ee/therankedpodcast#oppenheimer #oppenheimermovie #christophernolanFollow along as RANKED reviews a new movie release every week of 2023, slowly compiling the best films of the year into our sacred hierarchical list.Previous Episode 2023 RANKED List:1. Beau Is Afraid2. Infinity Pool3. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 34. Mission: Impossible — Dead Reckoning Part One5. John Wick: Chapter 46. Tetris7. Air8. Creed III9. Sound of Freedom10. The Flash11. Fast X12. Asteroid City13. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse14. Shazam! Fury of the Gods15. Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves16. M3GAN17. missing18. The Machine19. Barbie20. Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny21. Scream VI22. The Super Mario Bros. Movie23. Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania24. Renfield25. Evil Dead Rise26. The Pope’s Exorcist27. Magic Mike’s Last Dance28. Transformers: Rise of the Beasts29. Knock at the Cabin30. Insidious: The Red Door31. Plane32. Cocaine Bear33. Knights of the ZodiacAfter Dunkirk and Tenet it seemed like maybe Christopher Nolan was losing his edge, but now we know that’s not the case because Oppenheimer is not just a masterful film but an incredible achievement. But it’s also the least Christopher Nolan movie of his movies because this is his first biographical picture.No IMAX-level action set pieces. No major revelations or twists. No cross-cutting between 30 different plot points all converging on one big moment of truth. Instead the movie is 99% people talking in rooms in a massive and admittedly sometimes confusing web of he-said she-said.Spanning decades, the film lays out the life and times of J. Robert Oppenheimer from his days as a student to being appointed director of the Manhattan Project and inventing and dropping the atomic bomb to becoming world famous but feeling really bad about all of it and eventually being investigated by the United States government for connections to communists and Soviet Union spies.But all in all it is the single greatest expression of the Promethean myth in modern history: the man who stole fire from the gods (in this case harnessed the power of the universe) and presented this great technology to mankind, a tool which was immediately reformed into a weapon that to this day threatens to end human existence itself, and how he was persecuted and punished for this deed by the government he did it for and himself.Support the show by using these affiliate links:GET A BUG-A-SALT HERE: https://amzn.to/3Cya379GET ALL THE BOND MOVIES HERE: https://amzn.to/2Vo1JWPIf you enjoy our work,here's our crypto tip jar:BTC: bc1qz6s04aw2qdkl946uttpqgtqv06utfd287vmu90Dogecoin: DKzAwyN3neSeWfSwTBPcDp1NJafypqWooeOur individual channels:Charles: https://www.youtube.com/@Flavorful_Chunt https://www.youtube.com/@FilmHackerMcCurdy: https://www.youtube.com/@ryanmccurdy9423 | |||
| Barbie | 2023 Movies RANKED - Episode 33 | 23 Jul 2023 | 02:59:45 | |
Follow us on other platforms: https://linktr.ee/therankedpodcast#barbie #barbiemovieFollow along as RANKED reviews a new movie release every week of 2023, slowly compiling the best films of the year into our sacred hierarchical list.Previous Episode 2023 RANKED List:1. Beau Is Afraid2. Infinity Pool3. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 34. Mission: Impossible — Dead Reckoning Part One5. John Wick: Chapter 46. Tetris7. Air8. Creed III9. Sound of Freedom10. The Flash11. Fast X12. Asteroid City13. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse14. Shazam! Fury of the Gods15. Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves16. M3GAN17. missing18. The Machine19. Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny20. Scream VI21. The Super Mario Bros. Movie22. Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania23. Renfield24. Evil Dead Rise25. The Pope’s Exorcist26. Magic Mike’s Last Dance27. Transformers: Rise of the Beasts28. Knock at the Cabin29. Insidious: The Red Door30. Plane31. Cocaine Bear32. Knights of the Zodiac I would say that Barbie is one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen in my life, but I think labelling it as a movie would be giving it too much credit. Torture device would be more accurate. In fact until now I never sat in a movie theater and actively prayed to be the victim of a mass shooting. What should have been a celebration of the beloved children’s doll, you know, a movie vehicle by which young girls would be inspired to get into Barbies and increase Mattel’s share price, instead bombarded those young girls with feminist indoctrination that probably confused the hell out of them with words like patriarchy and gynecologist and fascist. This movie doesn’t showcase the brand of feminism that simply says pursue a career if you want, but the kind that blames everything that’s possibly negative in the world on men, something that would never be tolerated if the opposite was expressed in a film or anything else. And I get it, I get the core idea here, this is a gender swap idealistic feminist utopia fantasy movie where Barbieland is the polar opposite of the “real world” where women run everything and men sit around seeking the eyeballs and approval of women, the status quo feminists perceive themselves to be a victim of today. But I guess I just don’t understand why this movie was made for adults. It only serves as a pathetic but not surprising revelation that our generation is not only plagued with an overabundance of man-children, but an equal number of woman-children. Frankly I feel really bad for actual children that didn’t receive a proper Barbie movie in the same way that earlier this year Nintendo fans finally got a proper Mario movie that both kids and adults could enjoy. There is a bitterness at the core of this film, and that’s precisely why I can’t stand it. What could have been fun for everyone turned into the cinematic equivalent of the phrase “I hate men, they’re so sexist!” If you can’t understand the irony of such a statement, maybe I should string off a list of cheap complaints in your face until your brainwashing evaporates. But I guess it’s okay because right at the end the creator of Barbie says it’s all right not to be special and to just be a normal mom or whatever. Support the show by using these affiliate links:
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| Casino Royale | James Bond 007 Movies RANKED Ep. 21 | 21 Jul 2023 | 03:07:56 | |
Follow us on other platforms: https://linktr.ee/therankedpodcast Follow along as we review each film in the James Bond series, ranking them against each other as we go. The list gets a little longer with every new episode, and in the end we'll have a complete ranking from top to bottom of our most favorite to least favorite. But no matter how high or low each movie goes, we love and adore each and every one of them, because nobody does it better than 007. So comment below with your personal ranking of these films and let us know if you agree or disagree with our list! PREVIOUS EPISODE RANKED LIST: 1. GoldenEye https://youtu.be/HzCdqmEc2FA 2. Goldfinger https://youtu.be/rJWYnd7VsMg 3. From Russia With Love https://youtu.be/QTdJwc5VNcM 4. License To Kill https://youtu.be/IxVzJWAPLzk 5. The Spy Who Loved Me https://youtu.be/0cwkHZB69GQ 6. The Man With The Golden Gun https://youtu.be/p7MJdltoAgM 7. Dr. No https://youtu.be/t1v81dsXTd4 8. The World Is Not Enough https://youtu.be/MWZqfiGf5l0 9. A View To A Kill https://youtu.be/yysqo4TQqL4 10. For Your Eyes Only https://youtu.be/IHnTmDO05sI 11. On Her Majesty's Secret Service https://youtu.be/ff-kknW82iE 12. Thunderball https://youtu.be/4r_K9eVbXlE 13. Tomorrow Never Dies https://youtu.be/04W7R3od_QM 14. Octopussy https://youtu.be/YelzN17nNWw 15. The Living Daylights https://youtu.be/nsms_4RPIAo 16. Live and Let Die https://youtu.be/X34xxjjtQTk 17. Moonraker https://youtu.be/u3o5CByVQBs 18. Diamonds Are Forever https://youtu.be/eEuhmncHzHs 19. Die Another Day https://youtu.be/OrsKyDE8l-A 20. You Only Live Twice https://youtu.be/uoEfmdIEzRI CASINO ROYALE: Do you feel the spirit? BEHOLD! HOLY-LOO-YA and a good goddamn, the second revelation is upon us! Repent all ye sinners for our lord and savior Martin Campbell has had a second coming, delivering unto us a whole New Testament on top of the Old: Goldeneye and Casino Royale, the holy scriptures of Bond, can I get an amen? Casino Royale brings us back to the beginning of Bond, who has just been promoted to a 00. His first assignment puts him on the trail of a bomb-maker who takes us on an EXPLOSIVE free-running set-piece that serves to showcase how this new Bond operates. He is truly Her Majesty’s blunt instrument, a hammer, not a scalpel, always looking to smash his way to victory. A nuke, not a smart bomb. A brawler, not a ballerina. Bond’s actions lead to the bankrupting of Le Chiffre, a terrorist financier who gambled with his client’s millions and lost big, necessitating his organizing of a 100 million dollar Texas Hold 'Em tournament at the Casino Royale in French Montenegro. Because they need what’s in Le Chiffre’s head more than the head itself, Her Majesty’s government sends Bond to beat the baddie at his own game armed only with 15 million dollars, a young accountant super babe Vesper Lynd, and an old French MI-6 operative named Mathis. Support the show by using these affiliate links: Get a BUG-A-SALT here: https://amzn.to/3Cya379 Get all the BOND MOVIES here: https://amzn.to/2Vo1JWP Get CASINO ROYALE MOVIE here: https://amzn.to/40F7ImU Get CASINO ROYALE NOVEL here: https://amzn.to/3RJhvE5 Get CASINO ROYALE SOUNDTRACK here: https://amzn.to/3Yf2s7A If you enjoy our work, here's our crypto tip jar: BTC: bc1qz6s04aw2qdkl946uttpqgtqv06utfd287vmu90 Dogecoin: DKzAwyN3neSeWfSwTBPcDp1NJafypqWooe *Song: 007 James Bond - Eleven Music No Copyright -Music provided by Eleven Music. -Video Link: https://youtu.be/Zv-hLHFQSCU *"Savfk - Journey To The Stars" is under a Creative Commons (CC-BY 3.0) license -https://www.youtube.com/c/SavfkMusic -Music promoted by BreakingCopyright: http://bit.ly/journey-stars-song#jamesbond007 #casinoroyale #danielcraig #MartinCampbell #IanFleming #JamesBondRanked #NoTimeToDie #JamesBondMoviesRANKED #jamesbondmovies #goldeneye | |||
| Sound of Freedom | 2023 Movies RANKED - Episode 32 | 20 Jul 2023 | 02:44:56 | |
Follow us on other platforms: https://linktr.ee/therankedpodcast#soundoffreedom #soundoffreedommovie #jimcaviezelFollow along as RANKED reviews a new movie release every week of 2023, slowly compiling the best films of the year into our sacred hierarchical list.Previous Episode 2023 RANKED List:1. Beau Is Afraid2. Infinity Pool3. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 34. Mission: Impossible — Dead Reckoning Part One5. John Wick: Chapter 46. Tetris7. Air8. Creed III9. The Flash10. Fast X11. Asteroid City12. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse13. Shazam! Fury of the Gods14. Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves15. M3GAN16. missing17. The Machine18. Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny19. Scream VI20. The Super Mario Bros. Movie21. Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania22. Renfield23. Evil Dead Rise24. The Pope’s Exorcist25. Magic Mike’s Last Dance26. Transformers: Rise of the Beasts27. Knock at the Cabin28. Insidious: The Red Door29. Plane30. Cocaine Bear31. Knights of the ZodiacSound of Freedom is a difficult movie to watch, not because it is poorly produced (quite the opposite in fact), but because it is about the international issue of human trafficking, specifically that of children, a problem that is certainly not new and has been going on since the beginning of time.This movie does my favorite thing in the world: it shoves the darkness of humanity into the faces of those who would rather turn a blind eye and puts the audience in the difficult position of asking themselves that if they could do something about this problem, would they?Tim Ballard, played by Jim Caviezel (who is excellent as always), is a professional pedophile hunter who quits his job as a Homeland Security agent in order to rescue kidnapped children in Central and South America.We’ll talk about what’s fact and what’s fiction, but as for the quality and tone of this film, it’s not the ra-ra-America-USAchantingfratboy-rightwing-Fox News-QAnon-conspiracytheorist-propaganda fantasy the establishment media has claimed it to be (in fact there’s nothing political about it whatsoever) but is rather the simple story of a single man having the courage to do the right thing at whatever the cost, and you should go see it and courageously face this darkness yourself.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------LINKS: Angel Studios:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angel_StudiosFact & Fiction:https://www.angel.com/blog/angel-studios/posts/sound-of-freedom-true-story-discovering-the-truth-behind-the-moviehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sound_of_Freedom_(film)USA Human Trafficking Stats:https://humantraffickinghotline.org/en/statisticsCreepy stuff: https://nypost.com/2023/06/21/ex-cnn-producer-john-griffin-sentenced-for-child-sex-abuse/https://www.nmn.com/news/an-injection-of-new-blood-rejuvenates-older-ratshttps://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/33161876/#:~:text=We%20found%20that%20old%20rats,responsible%20for%20the%20observed%20effects.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Support the show by using these affiliate links:GET A BUG-A-SALT HERE: https://amzn.to/3Cya379GET ALL THE BOND MOVIES HERE: https://amzn.to/2Vo1JWPIf you enjoy our work,here's our crypto tip jar:BTC: bc1qz6s04aw2qdkl946uttpqgtqv06utfd287vmu90Dogecoin: DKzAwyN3neSeWfSwTBPcDp1NJafypqWooeOur individual channels:Charles: https://www.youtube.com/@Flavorful_Chunt https://www.youtube.com/@FilmHackerMcCurdy: https://www.youtube.com/@ryanmccurdy9423Nanz: https://www.youtube.com/@hiro5449 | |||
| Spectre | James Bond 007 Movies RANKED Ep. 24 | 04 Jul 2024 | 03:09:46 | |
🚨 Watch this episode AD-FREE here: https://youtu.be/QEMXBjjUnxM 🌏 Follow us on other platforms: https://linktr.ee/therankedpodcast ⚠️ Join the channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7j4obVCi8ACVM4ymmxUh1g/join 📋 PREVIOUS EPISODE RANKED LIST: 1. GoldenEye https://youtu.be/HzCdqmEc2FA 2. Casino Royale https://youtu.be/OJfNg6hXFIE 3. Goldfinger https://youtu.be/rJWYnd7VsMg 4. From Russia With Love https://youtu.be/QTdJwc5VNcM 5. Skyfall https://youtu.be/0kk3mnEwPYU 6. License To Kill https://youtu.be/IxVzJWAPLzk 7. The Spy Who Loved Me https://youtu.be/0cwkHZB69GQ 8. The Man With The Golden Gun https://youtu.be/p7MJdltoAgM 9. Dr. No https://youtu.be/t1v81dsXTd4 10. The World Is Not Enough https://youtu.be/MWZqfiGf5l0 11. A View To A Kill https://youtu.be/yysqo4TQqL4 12. For Your Eyes Only https://youtu.be/IHnTmDO05sI 13. On Her Majesty's Secret Service https://youtu.be/ff-kknW82iE 14. Quantum of Solace https://youtu.be/E2YcCUewyJE 15. Thunderball https://youtu.be/4r_K9eVbXlE 16. Tomorrow Never Dies https://youtu.be/04W7R3od_QM 17. Octopussy https://youtu.be/YelzN17nNWw 18. The Living Daylights https://youtu.be/nsms_4RPIAo 19. Live and Let Die https://youtu.be/X34xxjjtQTk 20. Moonraker https://youtu.be/u3o5CByVQBs 21. Diamonds Are Forever https://youtu.be/eEuhmncHzHs 22. Die Another Day https://youtu.be/OrsKyDE8l-A 23. You Only Live Twice https://youtu.be/uoEfmdIEzRI James Bond 24: SPECTRE is easily the biggest piece of garbage in the James Bondverse. You know how every episode we say we’re here to love Bond and not hate Bond? Well let’s set that aside this time, because this is the only Bond movie we actively despise. Support the show by using these affiliate links: ☠ BUG-A-SALT: https://amzn.to/3Cya379 🎭 All the BOND MOVIES: https://amzn.to/2Vo1JWP 🎥 SPECTRE MOVIE: https://amzn.to/3wJJj5v 🎧 SPECTRE SOUNDTRACK: https://amzn.to/4bXtib2 🫙 If you enjoy our work, here's our digital tip jar: *BTC: bc1qz6s04aw2qdkl946uttpqgtqv06utfd287vmu90 *Dogecoin: DKzAwyN3neSeWfSwTBPcDp1NJafypqWooe *Venmo: @theRANKEDpodcast *PayPal: https://www.paypal.com/donate/?business=Y9ZMZJHDDMMEE&no_recurring=0&item_name=We+put+a+lot+of+time+into+RANKED%2C+so+if+you+like+our+work%2C+please+support+us%21¤cy_code=USD ⚠️ Join this channel to get access to perks: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7j4obVCi8ACVM4ymmxUh1g/join 💋 Our individual channels: Charles: https://www.youtube.com/@Flavorful_Chunt https://www.youtube.com/@FilmHacker McCurdy: https://www.youtube.com/@ryanmccurdy9423 The NANZ: https://www.youtube.com/@hiro5449 🎨 James Bond Movie Poster by Sean Longmore: https://www.etsy.com/shop/SeanLongmoreDesign?ref=profile_header 🎹 MUSIC: *007 James Bond - Eleven Music No Copyright: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zv-hLHFQSCU *Jarico - Island supported by @FreeBackgroundMusicForCreators https://bit.ly/2XoXFnb #BackgroundMusicWithoutLimitations *Dark Tension Trailer Backgroud Music / Black Hole by soundridemusic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rw66y5F2H5s ⚠ EON Productions Limited and Danjaq LLC are wholly owned and controlled by the Wilson/Broccoli family. Danjaq is the US based company that co-owns, with Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Studios, the copyright to the existing James Bond films and controls the right to produce future James Bond films. EON Productions, an affiliate of Danjaq, is the UK based production company that makes the James Bond films and together with Danjaq controls all worldwide merchandising. #jamesbond007 #spectre #danielcraig #sammendes #ianfleming #jamesbondranked #martincampbell #jamesbondmoviesranked #jamesbondmovies #skyfall | |||
| Mission: Impossible — Dead Reckoning Part One | 2023 Movies RANKED - Episode 31 | 17 Jul 2023 | 02:22:11 | |
Follow along as RANKED reviews a new movie release every week of 2023, slowly compiling the best films of the year into our sacred hierarchical list.Follow us on other platforms: https://linktr.ee/therankedpodcastPrevious Episode 2023 RANKED List:1. Beau Is Afraid2. Infinity Pool3. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 34. John Wick: Chapter 45. Tetris6. Air7. Creed III8. The Flash9. Fast X10. Asteroid City11. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse12. Shazam! Fury of the Gods13. Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves14. M3GAN15. missing16. The Machine17. Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny18. Scream VI19. The Super Mario Bros. Movie20. Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania21. Renfield22. Evil Dead Rise23. The Pope’s Exorcist24. Magic Mike’s Last Dance25. Transformers: Rise of the Beasts26. Knock at the Cabin27. Insidious: The Red Door28. Plane29. Cocaine Bear30. Knights of the ZodiacMission: Impossible — Dead Reckoning Part One continues the franchise’s excellent track record of pure entertainment. The obvious critique here is that this movie is just half of the Dead Reckoning story, but at least we knew that going into it.It’s easily the most complex plot in the franchise, but simultaneously it is the most confusing, with lots of fast-paced info-dumps about the main bad guy (an AI construct called “The Entity”) and a cruciform key McGuffin frequently changing hands between members of varying intelligence agencies, bad guys and brokers. However, the filmmakers realized that a computer program can’t throw punches at Tom Cruise, so they give us Gabriel, some guy from Ethan Hunt’s past that has just now come back and is somehow in cahoots with The Entity.On that note, the film raises more questions than it answers, but that’s to be expected of a part one. As of now it’s done its job of setting up what will hopefully be Ethan’s most impossible mission yet: taking down a sentient AI that can almost perfectly predict the future and will always be a million steps ahead.Support the show by using these affiliate links:GET A BUG-A-SALT HERE: https://amzn.to/3Cya379GET ALL THE BOND MOVIES HERE: https://amzn.to/2Vo1JWPIf you enjoy our work,here's our crypto tip jar:BTC: bc1qz6s04aw2qdkl946uttpqgtqv06utfd287vmu90Dogecoin: DKzAwyN3neSeWfSwTBPcDp1NJafypqWooeOur individual channels:Charles: https://www.youtube.com/@Flavorful_Chunt https://www.youtube.com/@FilmHackerMcCurdy: https://www.youtube.com/@ryanmccurdy9423Nanz: https://www.youtube.com/@hiro5449 | |||
| Insidious: The Red Door | 2023 Movies RANKED - Episode 30 | 10 Jul 2023 | 01:53:57 | |
Follow along as RANKED reviews a new movie release every week of 2023, slowly compiling the best films of the year into our sacred hierarchical list.#insidious #insidiousthereddoor #insidious5 Follow us on other platforms: https://linktr.ee/therankedpodcastPrevious Episode 2023 RANKED List:1. Beau Is Afraid2. Infinity Pool3. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 34. John Wick: Chapter 45. Tetris6. Air7. Creed III8. The Flash9. Fast X10. Asteroid City11. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse12. Shazam! Fury of the Gods13. Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves14. M3GAN15. missing16. The Machine17. Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny18. Scream VI19. The Super Mario Bros. Movie20. Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania21. Renfield22. Evil Dead Rise23. The Pope’s Exorcist24. Magic Mike’s Last Dance25. Transformers: Rise of the Beasts26. Knock at the Cabin27. Plane28. Cocaine Bear29. Knights of the ZodiacCharge your lanterns and fill up for your fog machines because Insidious is back!Once again people wander around in The Legend of Zelda’s dark world so things can jump out at them, only this time we revisit the original characters but the same old themes of memory and trauma and how it’s actually best NOT to forget the bad things that happen to us because it is those negative experiences that actually make us wiser and stronger. In fact, it kinda highlights how stupid the ending of film 2 is because if the father and son leads were smart enough to NOT have had their memories wiped we wouldn’t have to watch this follow-up about them remembering that they had their memories wiped so they could return to a red door in purgatory and slam it in the face of some Darth Maul lookin’ demon that’s been chasing everyone for 5 films.These Insidious movies consist of parts one and two that are basically one complete and compelling story, and everything that has come after has been a loose plot that acts as an excuse to showcase jump scares. No wonder James Wan bailed on the director’s chair after the first two. I’m gonna count backwards from five and hopefully we’ll all forget about Insidious 3, 4, and 5… 4… 3…Support the show by using these affiliate links:GET A BUG-A-SALT HERE: https://amzn.to/3Cya379GET ALL THE BOND MOVIES HERE: https://amzn.to/2Vo1JWPIf you enjoy our work,here's our crypto tip jar:BTC: bc1qz6s04aw2qdkl946uttpqgtqv06utfd287vmu90Dogecoin: DKzAwyN3neSeWfSwTBPcDp1NJafypqWooeOur individual channels:Charles: https://www.youtube.com/@Flavorful_Chunt https://www.youtube.com/@FilmHackerMcCurdy: https://www.youtube.com/@ryanmccurdy9423Nanz: https://www.youtube.com/@hiro5449 | |||
| Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny | 2023 Movies RANKED - Episode 29 | 07 Jul 2023 | 02:06:41 | |
Follow us on other platforms: https://linktr.ee/therankedpodcast #indianajones #indianajonesandthedialofdestiny #indianajones5 Previous Episode 2023 RANKED List:1. Beau Is Afraid2. Infinity Pool3. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 34. John Wick: Chapter 45. Tetris6. Air7. Creed III8. The Flash9. Fast X10. Asteroid City11. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse12. Shazam! Fury of the Gods13. Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves14. M3GAN15. missing16. The Machine17. Scream VI18. The Super Mario Bros. Movie19. Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania20. Renfield21. Evil Dead Rise22. The Pope’s Exorcist23. Magic Mike’s Last Dance24. Transformers: Rise of the Beasts25. Knock at the Cabin26. Plane27. Cocaine Bear28. Knights of the ZodiacIndiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny opens with the Disney logo and at first I thought I was in the wrong theater. But then I remembered, oh yeaaaaa, Disney bought Lucas film and Lucas film is more than just Star Wars. I gotta say overall, this movie is not bad. But it’s like teaching your grandma how to drive a car again after her latest stroke: it’s far from the greatest ride of your life, and in the end you’re just glad she pulled it off without killing herself or anyone else. I’m willing to bet you won’t hate this movie, in fact you might love parts of it, like when your dementia-ridden grandma has a sudden moment of clarity and it feels like old times again, but then that’s overtaken by the shiny shimmering disni-fication of the whole thing, like when your grandma gets plastic surgery in her face and she looks like some inhuman ghoulish freakazoid, an odd and unnatural mixture of young and old that highlights her inability to give up the past. But you weigh that against the alternative, the one where she no longer exists at all and you figure, okay, this is fine, I’d rather have more days with her than none, but if she makes one shitty movie and we gotta start buying diapers she’s gonna eat pillow.Support the show by using these affiliate links:GET A BUG-A-SALT HERE: https://amzn.to/3Cya379GET ALL THE BOND MOVIES HERE: https://amzn.to/2Vo1JWPIf you enjoy our work,here's our crypto tip jar:BTC: bc1qz6s04aw2qdkl946uttpqgtqv06utfd287vmu90Dogecoin: DKzAwyN3neSeWfSwTBPcDp1NJafypqWooeOur individual channels:Charles: https://www.youtube.com/@Flavorful_Chunt https://www.youtube.com/@FilmHackerMcCurdy: https://www.youtube.com/@ryanmccurdy9423Nanz: https://www.youtube.com/@hiro5449 | |||
| Asteroid City | 2023 Movies RANKED - Episode 28 | 26 Jun 2023 | 02:00:00 | |
Follow along as RANKED reviews a new movie release every week of 2023, slowly compiling the best films of the year into our sacred hierarchical list.Follow us on other platforms: https://linktr.ee/therankedpodcastPrevious Episode 2023 RANKED List:1. Beau Is Afraid2. Infinity Pool3. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 34. John Wick: Chapter 45. Tetris6. Air7. Creed III8. The Flash9. Fast X10. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse11. Shazam! Fury of the Gods12. Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves13. M3GAN14. missing15. The Machine16. Scream VI17. The Super Mario Bros. Movie18. Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania19. Renfield20. Evil Dead Rise21. The Pope’s Exorcist22. Magic Mike’s Last Dance23. Transformers: Rise of the Beasts24. Knock at the Cabin25. Plane26. Cocaine Bear27. Knights of the ZodiacAsteroid City may in fact be Wes Anderson’s most Wes Anderson film yet, not just because every character has his trademarked idiosyncrasies and awkwardness while his camera behaves like another quirky character in the story, but specifically because it is a movie about a hyper-realized stage play (titled “Asteroid City”) which is what most of his movies have been up to this point, only this time he’s admitting it outright by building it into a play/meta-play story structure. This also makes it his most self-indulgent film because not only is it dripping in his style, but ultimately the movie is about himself, represented by the writer and the director of the play.Several times in the film a character literally exits the play to go ask him what the meaning of the play is, and he says he has no idea. He just writes things and then they happen. I guess this is one of those “life is about the journey not the destination” types of movies. Meh. It’s certainly an enjoyable film so if you REALLY need a grand purpose to it all, Asteroid City exists to serve as an excuse for Wes to once again get all of his favorite actors together to have a good time and deliver humor as dry as the desert they’re all trapped in, so I guess just accept it and try to enjoy the ride.Unfortunately, it’s not that simple, because all of the aforementioned meta-stuff that specifically makes the movie about Mr. Anderson is precisely what weighs it down, making it, and I hate to say it, an undercooked story. I would have much preferred Mr. Anderson leave himself, and the meta play stuff, out of it and focus the story solely on the events of Asteroid City itself.Support the show by using these affiliate links:GET A BUG-A-SALT HERE: https://amzn.to/3Cya379GET ALL THE BOND MOVIES HERE: https://amzn.to/2Vo1JWPIf you enjoy our work,here's our crypto tip jar:BTC: bc1qz6s04aw2qdkl946uttpqgtqv06utfd287vmu90Dogecoin: DKzAwyN3neSeWfSwTBPcDp1NJafypqWooeOur individual channels:Charles: https://www.youtube.com/@Flavorful_Chunt https://www.youtube.com/@FilmHackerMcCurdy: https://www.youtube.com/@ryanmccurdy9423Nanz: https://www.youtube.com/@hiro5449 | |||
| Tomorrow Never Dies | James Bond 007 Movies RANKED Ep. 18 | 23 Jun 2023 | 02:04:06 | |
Follow us on other platforms: https://linktr.ee/therankedpodcast Follow along as we review each film in the James Bond series, ranking them against each other as we go. The list gets a little longer with every new episode, and in the end we'll have a complete ranking from top to bottom of our most favorite to least favorite. But no matter how high or low each movie goes, we love and adore each and every one of them, because nobody does it better than 007. So comment below with your personal ranking of these films and let us know if you agree or disagree with our list! PREVIOUS EPISODE RANKED LIST: 1. GoldenEye 2. Goldfinger 3. From Russia With Love 4. License To Kill 5. The Spy Who Loved Me 6. The Man With The Golden Gun 7. Dr. No 8. A View To A Kill 9. For Your Eyes Only 10. On Her Majesty's Secret Service 11. Thunderball 12. Octopussy 13. The Living Daylights 14. Live and Let Die 15. Moonraker 16. Diamonds Are Forever 17. You Only Live Twice TOMORROW NEVER DIES: Goodbye Goldeneye, with your motivated action and Post-Cold War characterization of James Bond. The spirit of Roger Moore is back for more in Tomorrow Never Dies, the movie about how news for profit is probably the greatest mistake humanity ever made, because once corporations take over media outlets and get in bed with big government, they warp reality itself to spread ignorance and stupidity in order to manipulate and control populations of sheep minded f*ckwads better known as you and me. We all know the news isn’t about informing people, it’s about entertainment. Anything other than weather and sports is a bunch of bull that’s meant to cash in on the fallacy that if it’s on TV, then it must be true! Wouldn’t it be great if this James Bond movie fleshed out this concept of the Real Fake News via its story about a megalomaniacal media mogul starting a war just to sell copies of his newspaper. Sure, but then we wouldn’t have time for explosions and titties! Who cares about truth or substance or meaning when it’s all about entertainment baby!! For you buttheads out there always telling me you just wanna turn your brain off and watch a big dumb action movie, look no further than Tomorrow Never Dies!!! GET A BUG-A-SALT: https://amzn.to/3Cya379 ALL THE BOND MOVIES HERE: https://amzn.to/2Vo1JWP TND MOVIE HERE: https://amzn.to/3Gj5UVa or https://amzn.to/3rmMw5s TND NOVELIZATION HERE: https://amzn.to/3Gj5ZIs TND SOUNDTRACK HERE: https://amzn.to/3seByxZ If you enjoy our work,here's our crypto tip jar:
*EON Productions Limited and Danjaq LLC are wholly owned and controlled by the Wilson/Broccoli family. Danjaq is the US based company that co-owns, with Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Studios, the copyright to the existing James Bond films and controls the right to produce future James Bond films. EON Productions, an affiliate of Danjaq, is the UK based production company that makes the James Bond films and together with Danjaq controls all worldwide merchandising. *Music by bensound.com *Song: 007 James Bond - Eleven Music No Copyright Music provided by Eleven Music. Video Link: https://youtu.be/Zv-hLHFQSCU *O Fortuna by MIT Concert Choir - Choir is licensed under a Attribution-Noncommercial 3.0 United States License, © Composition is Copyright, Controlled in some countries, COMPOSER: Carl Orff Download here: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/MIT_Concert_Choir/Carmina_Burana_Carl_Orff/01_1355 #jamesbond007 #tomorrowneverdies #piercebrosnan #RogerSpottiswoode #IanFleming #JamesBondRanked #NoTimeToDie #JamesBondMoviesRANKED #jamesbondmovies #danielcraig | |||
| The Flash | 2023 Movies RANKED - Episode 27 | 18 Jun 2023 | 02:27:36 | |
Follow along as RANKED reviews a new movie release every week of 2023, slowly compiling the best films of the year into our sacred hierarchical list.Follow us on other platforms: https://linktr.ee/therankedpodcastPrevious Episode 2023 RANKED List:1. Beau Is Afraid2. Infinity Pool3. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 34. John Wick: Chapter 45. Tetris6. Air7. Creed III8. Fast X9. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse10. Shazam! Fury of the Gods11. Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves12. M3GAN13. missing14. The Machine15. Scream VI16. The Super Mario Bros. Movie17. Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania18. Renfield19. Evil Dead Rise20. The Pope’s Exorcist21. Magic Mike’s Last Dance22. Transformers: Rise of the Beasts23. Knock at the Cabin24. Plane25. Cocaine Bear26. Knights of the ZodiacThe Flash is a good movie. But is it also a complete mess? Yes. But that’s not really its fault since the entire DCEU is a complete train wreck. And the special effects look like The Flash had to time travel back to 2001 to get them made (probably because Marvel is hogging all of the good visual effects houses), but as I’ve said before, I don’t really care about that stuff if the story is on point so I gotta admit, I’m kinda shocked, no pun intended.Remember when I said I was annoyed that the spider-verse sequel didn’t have a story going on and instead just leaned into the whole multiverse thing and HEY LOOK HOW GOOD THE ANIMATION IS with nothing else to say? Yea well I hate that multiverse crap for that exact reason, it makes for a pointlessly confusing and uninteresting story if that IS the story. Well here that’s not the case. The multiverse stuff is just the setting, the backdrop, just as it should be, while the real story is about Barry Allen, AKA the Flash, repeatedly going back in time to correct certain events in his past to repair his life in the present before finally learning to let go of the past and accept that certain things cannot be changed and in fact it is those traumas, tragedies and mistakes that make us who we are. They even managed to rope in his never-before-seen origin story in a fresh and fun way by reliving it with a younger Barry.GREAT! I can’t believe I’m saying this, but good job DC. If you keep this up I might just leave Marvel and get back in bed with you, you and creepy ass Ezra Miller, I guess.Support the show by using these affiliate links:GET A BUG-A-SALT HERE: https://amzn.to/3Cya379GET ALL THE BOND MOVIES HERE: https://amzn.to/2Vo1JWPIf you enjoy our work,here's our crypto tip jar:BTC: bc1qz6s04aw2qdkl946uttpqgtqv06utfd287vmu90Dogecoin: DKzAwyN3neSeWfSwTBPcDp1NJafypqWooeOur individual channels:Charles: https://www.youtube.com/@Flavorful_Chunt https://www.youtube.com/@FilmHackerMcCurdy: https://www.youtube.com/@ryanmccurdy9423Nanz: https://www.youtube.com/@hiro5449 | |||
| GoldenEye | James Bond 007 Movies RANKED Ep. 17 | 16 Jun 2023 | 02:54:59 | |
Follow us on other platforms: https://linktr.ee/therankedpodcast Follow along as we review each film in the James Bond series, ranking them against each other as we go. The list gets a little longer with every new episode, and in the end we'll have a complete ranking from top to bottom of our most favorite to least favorite. But no matter how high or low each movie goes, we love and adore each and every one of them, because nobody does it better than 007. So comment below with your personal ranking of these films and let us know if you agree or disagree with our list! PREVIOUS EPISODE RANKED LIST: 1. Goldfinger 2. From Russia With Love 3. License To Kill 4. The Spy Who Loved Me 5. The Man With The Golden Gun 6. Dr. No 7. A View To A Kill 8. For Your Eyes Only 9. On Her Majesty's Secret Service 10. Thunderball 11. Octopussy 12. The Living Daylights 13. Live and Let Die 14. Moonraker 15. Diamonds Are Forever 16. You Only Live Twice GOLDENEYE follows in the footsteps of License To Kill with another revenge plot, however this time it's the bad guy with the murderous vendetta. Is it Spectre? You know, the organization with the word “revenge” in its name? No. This is the Janus Syndicate headed up by an X double-O, Alec Trevelyan, the same guy who tried to take the ring from Frodo in Lord of the Rings. Trevelyan and his syndicate steal Mishka and Grishka, the 2 Russian made satellites collectively known as Goldeneye, with which they attempt to destroy London because the English government was mean to mad little Alec’s Nazi-Russki parents one time. GET A BUG-A-SALT HERE: https://amzn.to/3Cya379 GET ALL THE BOND MOVIES HERE: https://amzn.to/2Vo1JWP GET GOLDENEYE MOVIE HERE: https://amzn.to/3CO0orG or https://amzn.to/3l59AlG GET GOLDENEYE NOVELIZATION HERE: https://amzn.to/3CNZn2U GET GOLDENEYE SOUNDTRACK HERE: https://amzn.to/3HTrX6H If you enjoy our work, here's our crypto tip jar: BTC: bc1qz6s04aw2qdkl946uttpqgtqv06utfd287vmu90 Dogecoin: DKzAwyN3neSeWfSwTBPcDp1NJafypqWooe *EON Productions Limited and Danjaq LLC are wholly owned and controlled by the Wilson/Broccoli family. Danjaq is the US based company that co-owns, with Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Studios, the copyright to the existing James Bond films and controls the right to produce future James Bond films. EON Productions, an affiliate of Danjaq, is the UK based production company that makes the James Bond films and together with Danjaq controls all worldwide merchandising. Music by bensound.com #jamesbond007 #goldeneye #piercebrosnan #MartinCampbell #IanFleming #JamesBondRanked #NoTimeToDie #JamesBondMoviesRANKED #jamesbondmovies #danielcraig | |||
| Transformers: Rise of the Beasts | 2023 Movies RANKED - Episode 26 | 12 Jun 2023 | 01:58:10 | |
Follow along as RANKED reviews a new movie release every week of 2023, slowly compiling the best films of the year into our sacred hierarchical list.Follow us on other platforms: https://linktr.ee/therankedpodcastPrevious Episode 2023 RANKED List:1. Beau Is Afraid2. Infinity Pool3. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 34. John Wick: Chapter 45. Tetris6. Air7. Creed III8. Fast X9. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse10. Shazam! Fury of the Gods11. Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves12. M3GAN13. missing14. The Machine15. Scream VI16. The Super Mario Bros. Movie17. Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania18. Renfield19. Evil Dead Rise20. The Pope’s Exorcist21. Magic Mike’s Last Dance22. Knock at the Cabin23. Plane24. Cocaine Bear25. Knights of the ZodiacThe movie franchise responsible for giving an entire generation ADHD is back! But this time the robots are animals for some reason. That’s cool and all, but wouldn’t this have been the perfect time to stop bringing human being main characters into the mix? If suddenly there’s going to be a dozen new beast MAXIMAL characters, let’s just focus on developing them so there’s something new and interesting to follow. This movie is about their rise, is it not? But no, we gotta keep doing that thing where some down-on-their-luck human discovers that his or her car is actually an alien robot and is then tasked with seeking out some sacred machine part or else the world will end. Been there, done that. How giant robots punching each other can be so sleep-inducing, I’ll never know. Maybe I forgot to take my adderall before this one…Support the show by using these affiliate links:GET A BUG-A-SALT HERE: https://amzn.to/3Cya379GET ALL THE BOND MOVIES HERE: https://amzn.to/2Vo1JWPIf you enjoy our work,here's our crypto tip jar:BTC: bc1qz6s04aw2qdkl946uttpqgtqv06utfd287vmu90Dogecoin: DKzAwyN3neSeWfSwTBPcDp1NJafypqWooeOur individual channels:Charles: https://www.youtube.com/@Flavorful_Chunt https://www.youtube.com/@FilmHackerMcCurdy: https://www.youtube.com/@ryanmccurdy9423Nanz: https://www.youtube.com/@hiro5449 | |||
| License To Kill | James Bond 007 Movies RANKED Ep. 16 | 09 Jun 2023 | 01:59:23 | |
Follow us on other platforms: https://linktr.ee/therankedpodcast Follow along as we review each film in the James Bond series, ranking them against each other as we go. The list gets a little longer with every new episode, and in the end we'll have a complete ranking from top to bottom of our most favorite to least favorite. But no matter how high or low each movie goes, we love and adore each and every one of them, because nobody does it better than 007. So comment below with your personal ranking of these films and let us know if you agree or disagree with our list! PREVIOUS EPISODE RANKED LIST: 1. Goldfinger 2. From Russia With Love 3. The Spy Who Loved Me 4. The Man With The Golden Gun 5. Dr. No 6. A View To A Kill 7. For Your Eyes Only 8. On Her Majesty's Secret Service 9. Thunderball 10. Octopussy 11. The Living Daylights 12. Live and Let Die 13. Moonraker 14. Diamonds Are Forever 15. You Only Live Twice LICENSE TO KILL brings us back into the personal world of James Bond, who is on leave from service to her majesty's government to serve instead as Felix Leiter's best man at his wedding. The CIA frontman's ceremony is briefly delayed when the DEA pulls him away to aid in the capture of Franz Sanchez, the Bondverse equivalent of the coke kingpin Pablo Escobar. Bond and Felix succeed in capturing their target, only to have him immediately escape custody and circle back to the Leiter's to feed Felix to a shark and viciously murder his new wife Della (who to her credit lasted a lot longer than Bond's wife by several hours). Bond swears revenge and goes rogue in order to avenge his friend and take down Sanchez and his sprawling empire of drugs and corruption... and it's freaking awesome! Support the show by using these affiliate links: GET A BUG-A-SALT HERE: https://amzn.to/3Cya379 GET ALL THE BOND MOVIES HERE: https://amzn.to/2Vo1JWP GET LTK MOVIE HERE: https://amzn.to/2XAUFXF GET LTK NOVELIZATION HERE: https://amzn.to/2XsHffT GET LTK SOUNDTRACK HERE: https://amzn.to/3EsJKQA If you enjoy our work, here's our crypto tip jar:
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| Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse | 2023 Movies RANKED - Episode 25 | 05 Jun 2023 | 02:13:51 | |
Follow along as RANKED reviews a new movie release every week of 2023, slowly compiling the best films of the year into our sacred hierarchical list.Follow us on other platforms: https://linktr.ee/therankedpodcastPrevious Episode 2023 RANKED List:1. Beau Is Afraid2. Infinity Pool3. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 34. John Wick: Chapter 45. Tetris6. Air7. Creed III8. Fast X9. Shazam! Fury of the Gods10. Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves11. M3GAN12. missing13. The Machine14. Scream VI15. The Super Mario Bros. Movie16. Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania17. Renfield18. Evil Dead Rise19. The Pope’s Exorcist20. Magic Mike’s Last Dance21. Knock at the Cabin22. Plane23. Cocaine Bear24. Knights of the ZodiacSpider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse welcomes us back to the whole multiverse thing where Marvel lives now and forever where nothing matters because there are an infinite amount of yous and everyone else so nothing is special and nobody stays dead and everything is more confusing than ever. Miles Morales, this series’ primary Spider-Individual at one point even says, “Hey I’m Spider-Man” and another Spider-Being shrugs it off as if it means nothing, and that’s where we are now, stuck in this weird post-modern nihilistic hell-verse.It was cute in the first movie because it only had a little taste of this, and was otherwise anchored to our universe while being a fresh and fun origin coming of age finding his confidence story for Miles with a straight-forward plot that made the other oddball Spider-Variants fun because we had a good time learning their vaguely similar backstories and then it was all about getting them back to their respective universes, but this sequel is nothing BUT alternate Spider-Life Forms going all “Time Variance Authority” like Loki where it’s all about preventing the Spider-Verse from having any anomalies or something, and yet there are plenty of Spider-Persons we meet that are an anomaly. Gwen Stacy as Spider-Woman for example, shouldn’t she be Patricia Parker or something? Shouldn’t the spider that bit her have bit her Peter? I don’t have a problem with her, but apparently the head Spider-Boss Miguel O’Hara should.His whole thing is vaguely about stopping stuff that was never meant to be, but how can things never have been meant to be if they already happened? Does this guy not understand cause and effect or free will? Does he have supreme God-like knowledge of everything that will be or should ever have been? But no, somehow anomalies cause damage or something and will destroy existence as we know it unless everyone’s father figure dies. I just don’t understand the point of all of this. The animation may be incredible and I certainly admire the hell out of it, but I need me some story to give a crap. Needless to say, I much prefer the original on this one.Support the show by using these affiliate links:GET A BUG-A-SALT HERE: https://amzn.to/3Cya379GET ALL THE BOND MOVIES HERE: https://amzn.to/2Vo1JWPIf you enjoy our work,here's our crypto tip jar:BTC: bc1qz6s04aw2qdkl946uttpqgtqv06utfd287vmu90Dogecoin: DKzAwyN3neSeWfSwTBPcDp1NJafypqWooeOur individual channels:Charles: https://www.youtube.com/@Flavorful_Chunt https://www.youtube.com/@FilmHackerMcCurdy: https://www.youtube.com/@ryanmccurdy9423Nanz: https://www.youtube.com/@hiro5449 | |||
| The World Is Not Enough | James Bond 007 Movies RANKED Ep. 19 | 29 May 2024 | 02:42:25 | |
Follow us on other platforms: https://linktr.ee/therankedpodcast Follow along as we review each film in the James Bond series, ranking them against each other as we go. The list gets a little longer with every new episode, and in the end we'll have a complete ranking from top to bottom of our most favorite to least favorite. But no matter how high or low each movie goes, we love and adore each and every one of them, because nobody does it better than 007. So comment below with your personal ranking of these films and let us know if you agree or disagree with our list! PREVIOUS EPISODE RANKED LIST: 1. GoldenEye 2. Goldfinger 3. From Russia With Love 4. License To Kill 5. The Spy Who Loved Me 6. The Man With The Golden Gun 7. Dr. No 8. A View To A Kill 9. For Your Eyes Only 10. On Her Majesty's Secret Service 11. Thunderball 12. Tomorrow Never Dies 13. Octopussy 14. The Living Daylights 15. Live and Let Die 16. Moonraker 17. Diamonds Are Forever 18. You Only Live Twice THE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH: Last time we got a remake of a remake when You Only Live Twice became The Spy Who Loved Me became Tomorrow Never Dies. And here we go again as Goldfinger became A View To A Kill became The World Is Not Enough, another plot involving a powerful individual with a vast quantity of something valuable, and they wanna blow up everyone else’s supply of the valuable thing in order to make their valuable thing even more valuable. However this time instead of a fatso or a nazi-freak baby, we get a spoiled-patricidal heiress, who is also sexy as f, Elektra King, A real man-eater. This is it everybody, this may be the ultimate James Bond villain. A woman, a delicious harpy-succubus-foul-temptress of a woman that no man, let alone international ladies man Bond James Bond, can resist. Good thing Bond has another sexy babe on his side to slap back. Oh, and there’s also Christmas Jones, a nuclear physicist who ain’t afraid to be sassy, but appears to be absolutely terrified of sports bras. GET A BUG-A-SALT HERE: https://amzn.to/3Cya379 BOND MOVIE COLLECTION: https://amzn.to/2Vo1JWP TWINE MOVIE: https://amzn.to/3qYQi4u or https://amzn.to/3x2Xf8sTWINE NOVELIZATION: https://amzn.to/3u1S86sTWINE SOUNDTRACK: https://amzn.to/3u25lMC If you enjoy our work, here's our crypto tip jar: BTC: bc1qz6s04aw2qdkl946uttpqgtqv06utfd287vmu90 Dogecoin: DKzAwyN3neSeWfSwTBPcDp1NJafypqWooe *EON Productions Limited and Danjaq LLC are wholly owned and controlled by the Wilson/Broccoli family. Danjaq is the US based company that co-owns, with Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Studios, the copyright to the existing James Bond films and controls the right to produce future James Bond films. EON Productions, an affiliate of Danjaq, is the UK based production company that makes the James Bond films and together with Danjaq controls all worldwide merchandising. *Movie Poster by Sean Longmore: https://www.etsy.com/shop/SeanLongmoreDesign?ref=profile_header *Music by bensound.com *Song: 007 James Bond - Eleven Music No Copyright Music provided by Eleven Music. Video Link: https://youtu.be/Zv-hLHFQSCU#jamesbond007 #theworldisnotenough #piercebrosnan #MichaelApted #IanFleming #jamesbondmovies | |||
| The Living Daylights | James Bond 007 Movies RANKED Ep. 15 | 02 Jun 2023 | 02:11:42 | |
Follow along as we review each film in the James Bond series, ranking them against each other as we go. The list gets a little longer with every new episode, and in the end we'll have a complete ranking from top to bottom of our most favorite to least favorite. But no matter how high or low each movie goes, we love and adore each and every one of them, because nobody does it better than 007. So comment below with your personal ranking of these films and let us know if you agree or disagree with our list! Follow us on other platforms: https://linktr.ee/therankedpodcast PREVIOUS EPISODE RANKED LIST: 1. Goldfinger 2. From Russia With Love 3. The Spy Who Loved Me 4. The Man With The Golden Gun 5. Dr. No 6. A View To A Kill 7. For Your Eyes Only 8. On Her Majesty's Secret Service 9. Thunderball 10. Octopussy 11. Live and Let Die 12. Moonraker 13. Diamonds Are Forever 14. You Only Live Twice THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS delivers our fourth James Bond in the form of Timothy Dalton, who is really good... The story begins with the resurrection of Smiert Schpionem, the old SMERSH prime directive of “death to spies.” Soon after, Bond is tasked with providing overwatch for the defection of the high level Russian general Koskov. But it turns out that this was all a ruse to plant false information inside British intelligence. In truth, Koskov manipulates the brits into thinking Smiert Schpionem is real so that they will take out General Pushkin (who was in lord of the rings). So really all of this smoke and mirrors was to trick Bond into killing Pushkin because Koskov wants to buy guns for some reason. And then as usual Bond gets laid.
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| The Machine | 2023 Movies RANKED - Episode 24 | 30 May 2023 | 01:45:45 | |
Follow along as RANKED reviews a new movie release every week of 2023, slowly compiling the best films of the year into our sacred hierarchical list. Follow us on other platforms: https://linktr.ee/therankedpodcastPrevious Episode 2023 RANKED List:1. Beau Is Afraid2. Infinity Pool3. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 34. John Wick: Chapter 45. Tetris6. Air7. Creed III8. Fast X9. Shazam! Fury of the Gods10. Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves11. M3GAN12. missing13. Scream VI14. The Super Mario Bros. Movie15. Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania16. Renfield17. Evil Dead Rise18. The Pope’s Exorcist19. Magic Mike’s Last Dance20. Knock at the Cabin21. Plane22. Cocaine Bear23. Knights of the ZodiacThe Machine is one of the strangest premises for a film ever, not just because of its oddball story about the Russian mob and a young comedian being forced into committing a terrible crime, but because at some point you realize you’re watching that person’s attempt to alleviate their guilt by apologizing and making things right, not in real life to the people he actually wronged, but to fictionalized versions of those people several decades later.After all, the movie actually opens and closes with therapy sessions for Bert Kreischer, AKA The Machine, and everything in between is ALSO a therapy session for Bert, a fictional sequel to his absurd Russia story where he returns to the scene of his crimes with new gangsters to reminisce about the good times hanging out with other gangsters that forced him to rob an entire train of people, something objectively horrible.But as humans, we’ve evolved the ability to laugh at the horrors of life so that we might glean some joy amongst such dreadful existential sorrow.This film showcases that fine line between comedy and drama, how something terrible can either induce tears of sorrow, or tears of laughter. In this case, that laughter made the storyteller millions of dollars. Kreischer, a man famous for taking off his shirt and being obnoxiously funny, actually managed to pull this off, and according to this film may in fact feel really bad about it, and made this movie so that he could assuage that guilt. But as far as I’m concerned, Albert, you took life’s lemons and made sweet lemon drops for everyone to enjoy so it’s all good. Support the show by using these affiliate links:
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| A View To A Kill | James Bond 007 Movies RANKED Ep. 14 | 26 May 2023 | 02:46:55 | |
Follow along as we review each film in the James Bond series, ranking them against each other as we go. The list gets a little longer with every new episode, and in the end we'll have a complete ranking from top to bottom of our most favorite to least favorite. But no matter how high or low each movie goes, we love and adore each and every one of them, because nobody does it better than 007. So comment below with your personal ranking of these films and let us know if you agree or disagree with our list! Follow us on other platforms: https://linktr.ee/therankedpodcast PREVIOUS EPISODE RANKED LIST: 1. Goldfinger 2. From Russia With Love 3. The Spy Who Loved Me 4. The Man With The Golden Gun 5. Dr. No 6. For Your Eyes Only 7. On Her Majesty's Secret Service 8. Thunderball 9. Octopussy 10. Live and Let Die 11. Moonraker 12. Diamonds Are Forever 13. You Only Live Twice A VIEW TO A KILL wraps up Roger Moore's time as 007 with a bang, and a bang, and a bang, and a bang, but not a literal bang because that would mean he failed his mission against Max Zorin, a psychopathic Nazi experiment baby and KGB agent gone rogue. Silicon-finger, he's the man with the Microsoft touch, hellbent on executing operation Main Slam Grand Strike to take out the San Francisco Bay Area and destroy the US microchip manufacturing hub of Silicon Valley so that HIS microchips will be more valuable (I conservatively estimate, ten times). Bond's mission is to stop Zorin, make his septuagenarian Hitler-Heiling geneticist/father figure kill himself with dynamite, get the girl, and ultimately…DANCE INTO THE FIRE!! GET A BUG-A-SALT HERE: https://amzn.to/3Cya379 GET ALL THE BOND MOVIES HERE: https://amzn.to/2Vo1JWP GET AVTAK MOVIE HERE: https://amzn.to/3Ah8t7n or https://amzn.to/2X4eRRl GET AVTAK BOOK HERE: https://amzn.to/3lDEti1 GET AVTAK SOUNDTRACK HERE: https://amzn.to/3AollsJ or https://amzn.to/3AkqO3G If you enjoy our work, here's our crypto tip jar: BTC: bc1qz6s04aw2qdkl946uttpqgtqv06utfd287vmu90 Dogecoin: DKzAwyN3neSeWfSwTBPcDp1NJafypqWooe *EON Productions Limited and Danjaq LLC are wholly owned and controlled by the Wilson/Broccoli family. Danjaq is the US based company that co-owns, with Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Studios, the copyright to the existing James Bond films and controls the right to produce future James Bond films. EON Productions, an affiliate of Danjaq, is the UK based production company that makes the James Bond films and together with Danjaq controls all worldwide merchandising. Music by bensound.com #jamesbond007 #aviewtoakill #rogermoore #JohnGlen #IanFleming #JamesBondRanked #NoTimeToDie #JamesBondMoviesRANKED #jamesbondmovies #danielcraig | |||
| Fast X | 2023 Movies RANKED - Episode 23 | 22 May 2023 | 02:07:45 | |
Follow along as RANKED reviews a new movie release every week of 2023, slowly compiling the best films of the year into our sacred hierarchical list.Follow us on other platforms: https://linktr.ee/therankedpodcastPrevious Episode 2023 RANKED List:1. Beau Is Afraid2. Infinity Pool3. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 34. John Wick: Chapter 45. Tetris6. Air7. Creed III8. Shazam! Fury of the Gods9. Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves10. M3GAN11. missing12. Scream VI13. The Super Mario Bros. Movie14. Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania15. Renfield16. Evil Dead Rise17. The Pope’s Exorcist18. Magic Mike’s Last Dance19. Knock at the Cabin20. Plane21. Cocaine Bear22. Knights of the ZodiacFast X follows my two rules for sequels: never undermine your essence, and escalate. These movies so far have never undermined their essence: fast cars, street races, exciting vehicle driven missions, and of course, family. These movies are shamelessly entertaining, somehow consistently delivering on-character emotional punches within the most bizarre and cartoon-like of circumstances, so if you come into this party to complain about realism, please fuck off until you can manage to get that stick surgically removed from your rectum. You gotta like your entertainment with extra cheese to hang out with this crew.However, you can only escalate so far. We all know the #1 rule in this franchise: if you’re the bad guy from the previous movie, you join the family in the next film. It is THE sticking point that gives this series its charm.But this new baddie makes a point of going against that trope, telling us the audience that they’re aware that they can’t keep this up forever and hopefully will be closing up shop for good soon because the family dinner table is getting a little crowded. Please please please bring back everybody for one last ride, and then respectfully and lovingly lay this adored franchise, and Dominic Toretto, to rest.Support the show by using these affiliate links:GET A BUG-A-SALT HERE: https://amzn.to/3Cya379GET ALL THE BOND MOVIES HERE: https://amzn.to/2Vo1JWPIf you enjoy our work,here's our crypto tip jar:BTC: bc1qz6s04aw2qdkl946uttpqgtqv06utfd287vmu90Dogecoin: DKzAwyN3neSeWfSwTBPcDp1NJafypqWooeOur individual channels:Charles: https://www.youtube.com/@Flavorful_Chunt https://www.youtube.com/@FilmHackerMcCurdy: https://www.youtube.com/@ryanmccurdy9423Nanz: https://www.youtube.com/@hiro5449 | |||
| Octopussy | James Bond 007 Movies RANKED Ep. 13 | 19 May 2023 | 01:55:51 | |
Follow along as we review each film in the James Bond series, ranking them against each other as we go. The list gets a little longer with every new episode, and in the end we'll have a complete ranking from top to bottom of our most favorite to least favorite. But no matter how high or low each movie goes, we love and adore each and every one of them, because nobody does it better than 007. So comment below with your personal ranking of these films and let us know if you agree or disagree with our list! PREVIOUS EPISODE RANKED LIST: 1. Goldfinger 2. From Russia With Love 3. The Spy Who Loved Me 4. The Man With The Golden Gun 5. Dr. No 6. For Your Eyes Only 7. On Her Majesty's Secret Service 8. Thunderball 9. Live and Let Die 10. Moonraker 11. Diamonds Are Forever 12. You Only Live Twice OCTOPUSSY: The evil empire strikes back as 007 jumps once more into the not so Cold War, taking over the killed in action 009's investigation of a smuggling operation headed up by the titular Octopussy, Scaramanga's resurrected girlfriend. After Baron Samedi dug the golden slug out of her chest and brought her back to life, she fell in cahoots with an exiled afghan prince and a radical Russian general to... steal famous Russian jewels in order to finance an invasion of Western Europe? Or to buy an atomic bomb? Or just to trick Octopussy into smuggling a bomb into West Berlin by promising her the original jewels they stole from the Russians and replaced with fakes and then stealing back the jewels rather than just blowing up the fakes? Or all of the above? It's a bit unclear, but who cares about a clear plot when there's so much good Octopussy dazzling your face? All you need to know is that in the end, Bond finally lives his ultimate fantasy of sailing off into a sunset with an army of superbabes chanting IN OUT IN OUT as he IN OUT IN OUT's their queen. As far as visual metaphor's are concerned the series could have ended here, but really we're just getting started. Find us on these platforms: Youtube: youtube.com/rankedpodcast Rumble: https://rumble.com/user/theRANKEDpodcast Discord: https://discord.gg/DBCbJU3Wzm Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/therankedpodcast/ Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/00O7Y6GMOpaHv7NyGytwCG Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/ranked/id1667596243 Amazon Podcasts: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/20b61c14-953f-43c7-8970-e71b9d453ad0/ranked Podvine: https://podvine.com/podcast/ranked-prHLxUfEv8wgY Telegram: https://t.me/RANKEDpodcast Support the show by using these affiliate links: GET A BUG-A-SALT HERE: https://amzn.to/3Cya379 GET ALL THE BOND MOVIES HERE: https://amzn.to/2Vo1JWP GET OCTOPUSSY MOVIE HERE: https://amzn.to/2VcPMDa GET OCTOPUSSY BOOK HERE: https://amzn.to/3jE7KIf GET OCTOPUSSY SOUNDTRACK HERE: https://amzn.to/3yyXzZC If you enjoy our work, here's our crypto tip jar: BTC: bc1qz6s04aw2qdkl946uttpqgtqv06utfd287vmu90 Dogecoin: DKzAwyN3neSeWfSwTBPcDp1NJafypqWooe Our individual channels:
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| Knights of the Zodiac | 2023 Movies RANKED - Episode 22 | 15 May 2023 | 01:30:27 | |
Follow along as RANKED reviews a new movie release every week of 2023, slowly compiling the best films of the year into our sacred hierarchical list.Follow us on other platforms: https://linktr.ee/therankedpodcastPrevious Episode 2023 RANKED List:1. Beau Is Afraid2. Infinity Pool3. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 34. John Wick: Chapter 45. Tetris6. Air7. Creed III8. Shazam! Fury of the Gods9. Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves10. M3GAN11. missing12. Scream VI13. The Super Mario Bros. Movie14. Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania15. Renfield16. Evil Dead Rise17. The Pope’s Exorcist18. Magic Mike’s Last Dance19. Knock at the Cabin20. Plane21. Cocaine BearKnights of the Zodiac is a difficult movie to review because it feels like beating up a retarded person, like giving poison to a baby, like ripping the head off a duckling, or sexually violating your buddy’s grandma.You know, things that don’t take a lot of effort.Speaking of low effort, Knights of the Zodiac is a movie with all style and no substance. All flash and no bang. It’s the product of taking the basic hero’s journey, filling it up with every cliched line in the book, and then asking a five-year-old to fill in the rest.But they did kill Sean Bean, so at least they got something right.Otherwise, this movie gave me AIDS.Support the show by using these affiliate links:GET A BUG-A-SALT HERE: https://amzn.to/3Cya379GET ALL THE BOND MOVIES HERE: https://amzn.to/2Vo1JWPIf you enjoy our work,here's our crypto tip jar:BTC: bc1qz6s04aw2qdkl946uttpqgtqv06utfd287vmu90Dogecoin: DKzAwyN3neSeWfSwTBPcDp1NJafypqWooeOur individual channels:Charles: https://www.youtube.com/@Flavorful_Chunt https://www.youtube.com/@FilmHackerMcCurdy: https://www.youtube.com/@ryanmccurdy9423Nanz: https://www.youtube.com/@hiro5449 | |||
| For Your Eyes Only | James Bond 007 Movies RANKED Ep. 12 | 12 May 2023 | 02:00:48 | |
Follow along as we review each film in the James Bond series, ranking them against each other as we go. The list gets a little longer with every new episode, and in the end we'll have a complete ranking from top to bottom of our most favorite to least favorite. But no matter how high or low each movie goes, we love and adore each and every one of them, because nobody does it better than 007. So comment below with your personal ranking of these films and let us know if you agree or disagree with our list! PREVIOUS EPISODE RANKED LIST: 1. Goldfinger 2. From Russia With Love 3. The Spy Who Loved Me 4. The Man With The Golden Gun 5. Dr. No 6. On Her Majesty's Secret Service 7. Thunderball 8. Live and Let Die 9. Moonraker 10. Diamonds Are Forever 11. You Only Live Twice FOR YOUR EYES ONLY: Exhausted from jumping over the massive space shark that is Moonraker, the Bond franchise eases back into the real world drama of the Cold War with "For Your Eyes Only." A tragic seafaring mishap off the coast of Albania brings the ATAC, the McGuffin equivalent of the Lektor decoder, to the bottom of the ocean, setting off a race for its recovery between the Brits and the Russkies. What follows is more Roger Moore chases and assassination attempts, but also a twisting and turning spy story of loss, revenge, deception and betrayal, with a subtle shade of statutory r***. Find us on these platforms:
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| Tetris | 2023 Movies RANKED - Episode 21 | 11 May 2023 | 02:25:22 | |
Follow along as RANKED reviews a new movie release every week of 2023, slowly compiling the best films of the year into our sacred hierarchical list.Previous Episode 2023 RANKED List:1. Beau Is Afraid2. Infinity Pool3. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 34. John Wick: Chapter 45. Air6. Creed III7. Shazam! Fury of the Gods8. Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves9. M3GAN10. missing11. Scream VI12. The Super Mario Bros. Movie13. Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania14. Renfield15. Evil Dead Rise16. The Pope’s Exorcist17. Magic Mike’s Last Dance18. Knock at the Cabin19. Plane20. Cocaine BearTetris is a movie that adores the video game whose story it tells, and yet also realizes that simple adoration isn’t enough. It contextualizes the socialist environment in which it was born while serving as a history lesson for any of you out there still naive enough to believe that communism is a good idea.Just like Christianity, Capitalism understands you for what you are, a greedy, power hungry devil. Like a video game, it harnesses this competitive drive by rewarding problem solving: the more problems you solve, the more society rewards you with the capital to solve even more problems.Meanwhile, Communism sees the inequality this breeds as a problem and therefore punishes those with a high score by redistributing their hard earned points to lesser players.So even if someone makes a game that is loved by an entire planet, their income, and therefore the power to make more games or give to charity or whatever is squandered by the government so they can grow fatter while paying your lazy ass neighbor to keep taking days off work.Meanwhile, this is a fun movie about a guy who is nothing like your neighbor and risks life and limb to bring a simple falling block game to the world. Go Tetris, go America, yea capitalism baby!!Find us on these platforms:Youtube: youtube.com/rankedpodcastRumble: https://rumble.com/user/theRANKEDpodcastDiscord: https://discord.gg/DBCbJU3WzmInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/therankedpodcast/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100082860356359Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/00O7Y6GMOpaHv7NyGytwCGApple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/ranked/id1667596243Amazon Podcasts: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/20b61c14-953f-43c7-8970-e71b9d453ad0/rankedAnchor: https://anchor.fm/rankedpodcastPodvine: https://podvine.com/podcast/ranked-prHLxUfEv8wgYTelegram: https://t.me/RANKEDpodcastSupport the show by using these affiliate links:GET A BUG-A-SALT HERE: https://amzn.to/3Cya379GET ALL THE BOND MOVIES HERE: https://amzn.to/2Vo1JWPIf you enjoy our work,here's our crypto tip jar:BTC: bc1qz6s04aw2qdkl946uttpqgtqv06utfd287vmu90Dogecoin: DKzAwyN3neSeWfSwTBPcDp1NJafypqWooeKevra's Channels:Kevra: https://www.youtube.com/@HowToAdaptKevra's Vault: https://www.youtube.com/@ItsKevRAOur individual channels:Charles: https://www.youtube.com/@Flavorful_Chunt https://www.youtube.com/@FilmHackerMcCurdy: https://www.youtube.com/@ryanmccurdy9423Nanz: https://www.youtube.com/ @hiro5449 | |||
| Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 | 2023 Movies RANKED - Episode 20 | 08 May 2023 | 01:54:17 | |
Follow along as RANKED reviews a new movie release every week of 2023, slowly compiling the best films of the year into our sacred hierarchical list.Previous Episode 2023 RANKED List:1. Beau Is Afraid2. Infinity Pool3. John Wick: Chapter 44. Air5. Creed III6. Shazam! Fury of the Gods7. Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves8. M3GAN9. missing10. Scream VI11. The Super Mario Bros. Movie12. Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania13. Renfield14. Evil Dead Rise15. The Pope’s Exorcist16. Magic Mike’s Last Dance17. Knock at the Cabin18. Plane19. Cocaine BearGuardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 rounds out an untouchable trilogy within the MCU and once again showcases that James Gunn is today’s king of the comics. Usually with these Marvel movies you’re begging the filmmakers to kill somebody off so that their sacrifice may provide some meaning or consequence for this never-ending Marvel story. Not so with Guardians, as every character is so adored and fun to be around that anytime they’re in jeopardy you’re praying to the comic book gods that their life be spared because you can’t imagine living in a cinematic universe without them.Speaking of which, this story doesn’t have any of that multiverse crap going on in it, so it’s the first Marvel movie since Endgame that doesn’t feel pointless because of this new thing we have going where someone can die and then immediately come back because there are infinite variations of them in existence therefore nothing really matters. Yes, Gamora is back due to the events of Endgame, but things aren’t back to normal between her and Peter Quill. Her death still holds significance within this installment.But overall, this is the Rocket Raccoon story, and if you thought you liked him before, you will love him after this one. Go see it in theaters and have a good time.Find us on these platforms:Youtube: youtube.com/rankedpodcastRumble: https://rumble.com/user/theRANKEDpodcastDiscord: https://discord.gg/DBCbJU3WzmInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/therankedpodcast/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100082860356359Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/00O7Y6GMOpaHv7NyGytwCGApple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/ranked/id1667596243Amazon Podcasts: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/20b61c14-953f-43c7-8970-e71b9d453ad0/rankedAnchor: https://anchor.fm/rankedpodcastPodvine: https://podvine.com/podcast/ranked-prHLxUfEv8wgYTelegram: https://t.me/RANKEDpodcastSupport the show by using these affiliate links:GET A BUG-A-SALT HERE: https://amzn.to/3Cya379GET ALL THE BOND MOVIES HERE: https://amzn.to/2Vo1JWPIf you enjoy our work,here's our crypto tip jar:BTC: bc1qz6s04aw2qdkl946uttpqgtqv06utfd287vmu90Dogecoin: DKzAwyN3neSeWfSwTBPcDp1NJafypqWooe | |||
| Moonraker | James Bond 007 Movies RANKED Ep. 11 | 05 May 2023 | 01:42:45 | |
Follow along as we review each film in the James Bond series, ranking them against each other as we go. The list gets a little longer with every new episode, and in the end we'll have a complete ranking from top to bottom of our most favorite to least favorite. But no matter how high or low each movie goes, we love and adore each and every one of them, because nobody does it better than 007. So comment below with your personal ranking of these films and let us know if you agree or disagree with our list! PREVIOUS EPISODE RANKED LIST: 1. Goldfinger 2. From Russia With Love 3. The Spy Who Loved Me 4. The Man With The Golden Gun 5. Dr. No 6. On Her Majesty's Secret Service 7. Thunderball 8. Live and Let Die 9. Diamonds Are Forever 10. You Only Live Twice MOONRAKER: After the success of remaking the space plot of "You Only Live Twice" into the Dolphumanoid water world plot of "The Spy Who Loved Me," The Dolphumanoid water world plot of "The Spy Who Loved Me" is remade back into the space plot in the form of "Moonraker." Once again, the disappearance of an American space rocket puts her majesty the queen's bulldog-bloodhound Bond James Bond on the trail of the missing goods. However this time the bad guy actually has an interesting motivation beyond the simplicity of getting paid or the oddity of wanting to f*** fish. His goal is to wipe out all of the ugly, short, balding, drunk, cycloptic, ginger, lesbian, homosexual, metal armed and metal toothed bad guys, and less desirable citizens of the world, and replace them with a master race of supermodels. Why International lady's man 007 would fight back against such a world, we'll never know (brought to you by 7UP). Find us on these platforms:
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*EON Productions Limited and Danjaq LLC are wholly owned and controlled by the Wilson/Broccoli family. Danjaq is the US based company that co-owns, with Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Studios, the copyright to the existing James Bond films and controls the right to produce future James Bond films. EON Productions, an affiliate of Danjaq, is the UK based production company that makes the James Bond films and together with Danjaq controls all worldwide merchandising. Music by: bensound.com O Fortuna by MIT Concert Choir - Choir is licensed under a Attribution-Noncommercial 3.0 United States License, © Composition is Copyright, Controlled in some countries, COMPOSER: Carl Orff Download here: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/MIT_Concert_Choir/Carmina_Burana_Carl_Orff/01_1355 #jamesbond007 #moonraker #rogermoore #LewisGilbert #IanFleming #JamesBondRanked #JamesBondMoviesRANKED #jamesbondmovies #danielcraig | |||
| Die Another Day | James Bond 007 Movies RANKED Ep. 20 | 29 May 2024 | 02:59:00 | |
Follow us on other platforms: https://linktr.ee/therankedpodcast Follow along as we review each film in the James Bond series, ranking them against each other as we go. The list gets a little longer with every new episode, and in the end we'll have a complete ranking from top to bottom of our most favorite to least favorite. But no matter how high or low each movie goes, we love and adore each and every one of them, because nobody does it better than 007. So comment below with your personal ranking of these films and let us know if you agree or disagree with our list! PREVIOUS EPISODE RANKED LIST: 1. GoldenEye https://youtu.be/HzCdqmEc2FA 2. Goldfinger https://youtu.be/rJWYnd7VsMg 3. From Russia With Love https://youtu.be/QTdJwc5VNcM 4. License To Kill https://youtu.be/IxVzJWAPLzk 5. The Spy Who Loved Me https://youtu.be/0cwkHZB69GQ 6. The Man With The Golden Gun https://youtu.be/p7MJdltoAgM 7. Dr. No https://youtu.be/t1v81dsXTd4 8. The World Is Not Enough https://youtu.be/MWZqfiGf5l0 9. A View To A Kill https://youtu.be/yysqo4TQqL4 10. For Your Eyes Only https://youtu.be/IHnTmDO05sI 11. On Her Majesty's Secret Service https://youtu.be/ff-kknW82iE 12. Thunderball https://youtu.be/4r_K9eVbXlE 13. Tomorrow Never Dies https://youtu.be/04W7R3od_QM 14. Octopussy https://youtu.be/YelzN17nNWw 15. The Living Daylights https://youtu.be/nsms_4RPIAo 16. Live and Let Die https://youtu.be/X34xxjjtQTk 17. Moonraker https://youtu.be/u3o5CByVQBs 18. Diamonds Are Forever https://youtu.be/eEuhmncHzHs 19. You Only Live Twice https://youtu.be/uoEfmdIEzRI DIE ANOTHER DAY: Last episode, Ryan McCurdy left us with this final thought: Do we watch a bond movie because we want to think hard? Or because we want to be entertained? Well I welcome you to Die Another Day McF***Face, where thinking hard is verboten. You don’t just have to turn your brain off to watch this movie, you have to have a literal laser lobotomy. Starting out somewhat strong, the film takes us on a unique journey for 007 as we follow him on a torturous run through a North Korean prison camp, followed by a daring escape from the very government that disavowed him, right into a quest for revenge against the OHMSS agent that betrayed him to the Koreans in the first place. What an intriguing setup, we can’t wait to see what happens next! Support the show by using these affiliate links: GET A BUG-A-SALT HERE: https://amzn.to/3Cya379 GET ALL THE BOND MOVIES HERE: https://amzn.to/2Vo1JWP GET DAD MOVIE HERE: https://amzn.to/3ASvzDp or https://amzn.to/3RobITw GET DAD NOVELIZATION HERE: https://amzn.to/3BjocXd GET DAD SOUNDTRACK HERE: https://amzn.to/3cO8QjO or https://amzn.to/3TQsa0K If you enjoy our work, here's our crypto tip jar: BTC: bc1qz6s04aw2qdkl946uttpqgtqv06utfd287vmu90 Dogecoin: DKzAwyN3neSeWfSwTBPcDp1NJafypqWooe *Movie Poster by Sean Longmore: https://www.etsy.com/shop/SeanLongmoreDesign?ref=profile_header *Music by bensound.com *Song: 007 James Bond - Eleven Music No Copyright Music provided by Eleven Music. Video Link: https://youtu.be/Zv-hLHFQSCU#jamesbond007 #dieanotherday #piercebrosnan #LeeTamahori #IanFleming #JamesBondRanked #NoTimeToDie #JamesBondMoviesRANKED #jamesbondmovies #danielcraig | |||
| The Pope’s Exorcist | 2023 Movies RANKED - Episode 19 | 03 May 2023 | 01:33:49 | |
Follow along as RANKED reviews a new movie release every week of 2023, slowly compiling the best films of the year into our sacred hierarchical list. The Why Files possession video: https://youtu.be/xC9SxxjEviEPrevious Episode 2023 RANKED List:1. Beau Is Afraid2. Infinity Pool3. John Wick: Chapter 44. Air5. Creed III6. Shazam! Fury of the Gods7. Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves8. M3GAN9. missing10. Scream VI11. The Super Mario Bros. Movie12. Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania13. Renfield14. Evil Dead Rise15. Magic Mike’s Last Dance16. Knock at the Cabin17. Plane18. Cocaine BearThe Pope’s Exorcist has one thing going for it, and his name is Russell Crowe. His quirkily optimistic Father Gabriele Amorth is a neat change of pace as far as professional exorcists go. Telling jokes and making bird noises at groups of nuns makes thematic sense especially after he justifies it by telling his younger priest counterpart that the devil doesn’t like jokes.Then this classic old priest and young priest pair are given proper backstories to weigh in on the trippy “it’s all in your mind” satanic possession imagery to give context and meaning for their exorcism scenes. Cool.The movie also sets up some compelling world ending stakes to go along with the typical “we must save this child’s soul” smaller stakes.However, in the end, as much as the movie takes itself seriously at the starting line, the problem (as with most exorcism movies) is that expressing abstract spiritual matters onscreen is very difficult, and so inevitably they fall back on special effects to the point that it looks like a wizard battle out of Harry Potter or Dr. Strange. On that note, they even go so far as to hint at this being the beginning of a Pope’s Exorcist cinematic universe.But if that includes more fat Russell Crowe zipping around the world on a vespa scooter, count me in. Find us on these platforms:Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/rankedpodcastRumble: https://rumble.com/user/theRANKEDpodcastDiscord: https://discord.gg/DBCbJU3WzmSpotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/00O7Y6GMOpaHv7NyGytwCGApple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/ranked/id1667596243Amazon Podcasts: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/20b61c14-953f-43c7-8970-e71b9d453ad0/rankedAnchor: https://anchor.fm/rankedpodcastPodvine: https://podvine.com/podcast/ranked-prHLxUfEv8wgYTelegram: https://t.me/RANKEDpodcastSupport the show by using these affiliate links:GET A BUG-A-SALT HERE: https://amzn.to/3Cya379If you enjoy our work,here's our crypto tip jar:BTC: bc1qz6s04aw2qdkl946uttpqgtqv06utfd287vmu90Dogecoin: DKzAwyN3neSeWfSwTBPcDp1NJafypqWooe | |||
| Evil Dead Rise | 2023 Movies RANKED - Episode 18 | 01 May 2023 | 01:53:37 | |
Follow along as RANKED reviews a new movie release every week of 2023, slowly compiling the best films of the year into our sacred hierarchical list.Previous Episode RANKED List:1. Beau Is Afraid2. Infinity Pool3. John Wick: Chapter 44. Air5. Creed III6. Shazam! Fury of the Gods7. Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves8. M3GAN9. missing10. Scream VI11. The Super Mario Bros. Movie12. Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania13. Renfield14. Magic Mike’s Last Dance15. Knock at the Cabin16. Plane17. Cocaine BearEvil Dead Rise isn’t great, nor is it good, but it doesn’t suck, it’s just blah, which might be even worse. How can a movie have such intense visuals, and yet garner zero reaction?Yet again somebody finds a creepy book and makes the mistake of reading from it, only to have everyone around them die horribly at the hands of a demon possessed friend or relative. There’s so much potential in a formula like this to tell a story with characters we might care about, and yet it isn’t so.The old Evil Dead movies are terrifying, and yet charming and creative and fun, that’s why they work. This new installment is neither fun nor charming because it is essentially just a one trick pony: shocking bloody visuals. The problem is that these well produced visuals have no purpose, no context, no rules specific to this darker Evil Dead universe to provide meaning or direction for the story. Instead, everything is just chaos, so despite the intense violence the biggest shock of all is the irony of just how flat it all lands.Un-desensitized kids might find this scary, but without emotional resonance to mix in with the gore-fest, it’s nothing but a bore-fest, despite the trademarked over the top blood orgy.Find us on these platforms:Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/rankedpodcastRumble: https://rumble.com/user/theRANKEDpodcastDiscord: https://discord.gg/DBCbJU3WzmSpotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/00O7Y6GMOpaHv7NyGytwCGApple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/ranked/id1667596243Amazon Podcasts: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/20b61c14-953f-43c7-8970-e71b9d453ad0/rankedAnchor: https://anchor.fm/rankedpodcastPodvine: https://podvine.com/podcast/ranked-prHLxUfEv8wgYTelegram: https://t.me/RANKEDpodcastSupport the show by using these affiliate links:GET A BUG-A-SALT HERE: https://amzn.to/3Cya379If you enjoy our work,here's our crypto tip jar:BTC: bc1qz6s04aw2qdkl946uttpqgtqv06utfd287vmu90Dogecoin: DKzAwyN3neSeWfSwTBPcDp1NJafypqWooe | |||
| The Spy Who Loved Me | James Bond 007 Movies RANKED Ep. 10 | 28 Apr 2023 | 02:06:01 | |
Follow along as we review each film in the James Bond series, ranking them against each other as we go. The list gets a little longer with every new episode, and in the end we'll have a complete ranking from top to bottom of our most favorite to least favorite. But no matter how high or low each movie goes, we love and adore each and every one of them, because nobody does it better than 007. So comment below with your personal ranking of these films and let us know if you agree or disagree with our list! PREVIOUS EPISODE RANKED LIST: 1. Goldfinger 2. From Russia With Love 3. The Man With The Golden Gun 4. Dr. No 5. On Her Majesty's Secret Service 6. Thunderball 7. Live and Let Die 8. Diamonds Are Forever 9. You Only Live Twice THE SPY WHO LOVED ME brings 007 back into the Cold War following the disappearance of an American space capsule, hijacked mid-flight by a mysterious enemy missile. Bond must locate the missing space ship before the Americans… oh wait, that's the plot of You Only Live Twice. This movie is the disappearance of both a British and a Russian nuclear sub hijacked while out to sea. Bond's mission is to find the missing subs by working alongside his opposite number in Russian intelligence, the sexy female agent triple-X, gee I wonder where that goes…Turns out the man who stole the subs wants to bring about the nuclear annihilation of the world so that humanity may begin anew, living under the sea, f*cking dolphins, and creating a human/dolphin hybrid, the next step in the human evolutionary chain. This ultra intelligent dolphumanoid species will then take over this newly created Waterworld, and one day take to the skies, eventually discovering faster than light travel so that they may populate the galaxy and conquer the known universe!! Find us on these platforms:
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| Beau Is Afraid | 2023 Movies RANKED - Episode 17 | 24 Apr 2023 | 02:31:22 | |
Follow along as RANKED reviews a new movie release every week of 2023, slowly compiling the best films of the year into our sacred hierarchical list.Click this timestamp to bypass all of McCurdy's tech-difficulties: 31:51Previous Episode RANKED List:1. Infinity Pool2. John Wick: Chapter 43. Air4. Creed III5. Shazam! Fury of the Gods6. Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves7. M3GAN8. missing9. Scream VI10. The Super Mario Bros. Movie11. Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania12. Renfield13. Magic Mike’s Last Dance14. Knock at the Cabin15. Plane16. Cocaine BearBeau Is Afraid is a powerhouse of a metaphor for the damage that an overbearing mother can have on her son, how overwhelming maternal guilt and emotional torture breeds emasculation and therefore a very scary world where everything is out to get you but you can never stand up for yourself because that would make you a very bad little boy. Where do you go in such a frightening and chaotic state of affairs? Back to mommy, just as she intended.This is the story of a docile adult child making an odyssey-style wayward journey back to his mother, and good lord, seldom are we treated to movies of such incredible imagination and visceral shock. GO SEE THIS MOVIE!It serves as a warning to the incels, the basement dwellers, the lost boys who never made it to manhood because their single mother made sure of it. Why? So that she might never lose her precious baby boy, or rather her baby boy will never leave HER. It’s a tale as old as time.“The world is a scary scary place, so never leave me. I will keep you safe and warm and useless if you will love me, and only me, forever. Now be a good boy and crawl back inside mommy.”Find us on these platforms:Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/rankedpodcastRumble: https://rumble.com/user/theRANKEDpodcastDiscord: https://discord.gg/DBCbJU3WzmSpotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/00O7Y6GMOpaHv7NyGytwCGApple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/ranked/id1667596243Amazon Podcasts: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/20b61c14-953f-43c7-8970-e71b9d453ad0/rankedAnchor: https://anchor.fm/rankedpodcastPodvine: https://podvine.com/podcast/ranked-prHLxUfEv8wgYTelegram: https://t.me/RANKEDpodcastSupport the show by using these affiliate links:GET A BUG-A-SALT HERE: https://amzn.to/3Cya379If you enjoy our work,here's our crypto tip jar:BTC: bc1qz6s04aw2qdkl946uttpqgtqv06utfd287vmu90Dogecoin: DKzAwyN3neSeWfSwTBPcDp1NJafypqWooe | |||