Explore every episode of the podcast Questionable Material with Jack & Brian
| Title | Pub. Date | Duration | |
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| Follow Me on Only Bums | 03 Jan 2025 | 00:48:01 | |
Jack's testimonial for Paragard. Brian's in charge of fixing New York City's homeless problem. Jack's testimonial for The Carry Collective. Brian is advertising's Mister Christmas. Jack's testimonial for BetterHelp.com | |||
| Biden On Broadway - The Musical | 19 Dec 2024 | 00:18:08 | |
A Broadway musical by Questionable Material. Keep It Hush, Joe's Revenge, Don't Vote for That Guy, Election Night, Kamala's Lament, Pardon Me For Life, Remember Me. Original lyrics by Brian Sack. qmpodcast.com | |||
| Accidental Hiatus Explainer | 23 Apr 2024 | 00:05:06 | |
Brian explains the accicental hiatus because Jack asked him to explain the accidental hiatus. | |||
| A Pebble Named Sue | 20 Mar 2024 | 00:45:16 | |
Colonoscopy woes. Rock-solid sponsor. Coloring books for kids. Brian's off to Cyprus. qmpodcast.com | |||
| All Dogs Go To Benetar | 13 Mar 2024 | 00:43:55 | |
Obits. Pat Benetar. Jack's kids get assimilation tips. Sponsored by silent.partners qmpodcast.com | |||
| Tom Cruise's Cheese Penis | 06 Mar 2024 | 00:51:25 | |
Audition: The Albert R. Broccoli story. Waking up with the Helmuths. Tracing Jack's family's COVID origins. Audition: White House Memoir. A Very Unnecessary Rabbit Testing Facility. Audition: a serial killer's autobiography. Sponsored by Silent Partners. qmpodcast.com | |||
| Only God Can Judd Me | 20 Feb 2024 | 00:48:27 | |
An ad for Silent Partners. Brian moved to Rivertownbergville. An ad for Silent Partners. Great new Californian laws. An ad for Silent Partners. qmpodcast.com | |||
| Half a Helen Keller | 02 Feb 2024 | 00:49:38 | |
Liberal Sects Chat. Comedy Jihad. Jack's a Half-Keller. Masai sneakers. Libertarian Sects Chat. Knights of Death. Silent Partners. Remigrating the unassimilated. Conservative Sects Chat. qmpodcast.com | |||
| Bonnie's Clyde Packs No Heat | 19 Jan 2024 | 00:44:25 | |
Movie Trailer auditions. Evil Canadian Truth and Reconcilition. Clinton Presidential Library exhibits. Sponsored by Silent Partners. qmpodcast.com | |||
| RFK's Ball Drop Drop | 25 Dec 2023 | 00:42:41 | |
Merry Christmas. No one reads these. | |||
| Founding Father Traci Coconuts | 14 Dec 2023 | 00:55:58 | |
Audiobook: Paul McCartney bio. Jack's a scab. Brian's car isn't autonomous. Audiobook: Harvard Pres. Claudine Gay's work. Christmas scripts: Santa Goes to Divorce Court, Christmas on Mars, The Little Drummer Girl. Audiobook: Arizona Skies. | |||
| Kissinger: Live, Laugh, Love | 08 Dec 2023 | 00:42:22 | |
Kissinger Memorial Gala. The Terrible Tale of Tim's restaurant. Kissinger's biography. Jack got mis-aged. Brian has a Wellness Center. | |||
| Wham, Ham, Thank You Ma'am | 10 Dec 2024 | 00:59:43 | |
We're a little late, sorry. Brian's PDF Disaster. Brian ruins Jack birthday. Jack reads A Cat Named Gouda. Brian's Temu Pocket Constitution. Brian hired a rapierist. Jack reads The Old Stone. Brian's inventions. Jack reads Alira the Ranger. qmpodcast.com | |||
| Martin Luther Cookie | 01 Dec 2023 | 00:45:16 | |
Dr. Rabinowitz obituary. The King of Detention. New college courses: New Math, Intro to Judaism, American History. Jason Peevy obituary. Holiday Promotions: Ford, Dick's Sporting Goods, Oreo. Ingrid Mackenzie obituary. | |||
| The Temp Wife | 23 Nov 2023 | 00:43:48 | |
United Federation of Lust. Breakfast wine in Morocco. Temp wives. Safe Date. Writing gaffes for Biden. The Entitled Cyclist. | |||
| Strip Comedy Club | 16 Nov 2023 | 00:38:09 | |
Off to Morocco for the Respect Dollars. Jiggles & Giggles, A Gentleman's Comedy Club. Losing the wife to a Saudi Prince. Gregarious Brian. John soiled Taylor. A modern reboot of popular comics: Garfield, Peanuts, Calvin & Hobbes. | |||
| Gerber's Celebrity Nipples | 21 Oct 2023 | 00:53:37 | |
Brian was in Maui for the wildfires. Jack has a new baby and needs advice. Brian is a marketing genius improving baby products. qmpodcast.com | |||
| Vincent and His Seagull-Killing Twin | 10 Oct 2023 | 00:41:16 | |
Tips on listing your home. Road trip guide. Barry White's romantic song for cats. Jack auditions for audiobooks: Clip Clop, Ibram X. Kendi's Guide to the Stock Market, The Ogre's Child. | |||
| Carbon Conscious Fast & Furious | 14 Aug 2023 | 00:36:13 | |
Frenchman having a stroke opening. Brian lost a girl to sweating. Debate camp. Brian reacquainted Jack's wife her money. Woking the blockbusters: Fast & Furious, Transformers, Rocky, Jurrasic Park. | |||
| Waterborne Airhorn Flare Monkey | 15 Jul 2023 | 00:45:25 | |
Brian fights ableism with a flare-bearing monkey. Mouring the open we never got to know. Coke in the White House. Polyamonours Mayor. Jack reads Obituaries: Irving Maximus Rothwell, Sunny Dee, Stockton Rush. | |||
| The 1492 Project | 07 Jul 2023 | 00:31:18 | |
The 1492 Project. Jack is sad he wasn't invited to Brian's Party. Brian wife speak word. God took Brian's mom and made him hate Connecticut. Horse piñata. qmpodcast.com | |||
| Klingon Affirming Care | 23 Jun 2023 | 00:35:05 | |
Home Automation Experts LLC. The kid is back from college and the wife is transitioning. Celebrity endorsements: Dwayne the Rock Boyardee, Madonna for Jello, Colin Kapernick for The Marines, Billy Joel on Scranton. qmpodcast.com | |||
| Do You Know The Methane Man? | 18 May 2023 | 00:42:17 | |
Cat Investments, LLC. Brian and Jack's sleepover. Brian has great and Ecuadorian remodeling tips for Jack’s new house. Brian would be a great philanthropic Koch brother if only given the chance. qmpodcast.com | |||
| The Muppets Go To Springfield | 26 Sep 2024 | 00:55:51 | |
Jack auditions for a Star Trek videogame. Brian's traumatic school memories. Jack auditions for the Elder Scrolls. Brian explains his screenplays: Kramer vs. Kramer vs. Kong vs. Godzilla, The Discover Card Movie, The Muppets go to Springfield. Jack auditions for Call of Duty 16. | |||
| A Cantaloupe In They’s Pants | 28 Apr 2023 | 00:46:03 | |
Tucker & Lemon. Brian's back from Turkey. Jack made a mistake and has big news. Bud Light made a mistake? Hold my beer. qmpodcast.com | |||
| What's Happenin' - Turkey Edition | 12 Mar 2023 | 00:08:36 | |
Brian gives an update from Turkey, which Turks call Turkiye. | |||
| The Cinnabons of Pandora | 21 Dec 2022 | 00:42:44 | |
Two Turtle Doves Again. Kwanzaa Outlet. Jack's no good, terrible year. Fort Knox secrets. Andrew Heaton tries to land sponsors: Plastic Surgeon, Avatar 2, Wampaquissett Valley Casino. qmpodcast.com | |||
| A Fascist Nazi Called Me Hyperbolic | 01 Dec 2022 | 00:43:39 | |
Adagio for Strings. Baking Clinic. Cat tumors and doggie DNA. Advice for a young lady. Audiobook auditions: The Day the Bird Died, Harrison Schmitt Was There Too, The Night Santa Came. qmpodcast.com | |||
| Oprah Picks The Scab-Forming Boy | 11 Nov 2022 | 00:48:13 | |
Mama Pione's Marinara. Charles from Tech Support. Intimate venues, intimate moments, soiled doorways. Oprah's favorite things. Jack auditions: Who Moved My Cheese?, The Feds, Night At The Bunker. qmpodcast.com | |||
| Stephen Hawking's House of Pancakes | 03 Nov 2022 | 00:49:21 | |
SHHOP. Brian's back from disaster relief. Go Fund I. Jack Jr. has COVID. Timmy Sykes is Delicious Bill. Ad campaigns for John Fetterman, Ye's Hannukah Village, Trombones, Chipotle. Jack reads for CNN++: Liftoff, Medical Miracle, Stacey Abrams. | |||
| Spice-Laden Sex Club | 29 Oct 2022 | 00:39:22 | |
A Gulgarian expat opens a sexy venue. Brian's back from disaster relief. Halloween costumes. Presidential Baby Team. qmpodcast.com
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| God Save The Heaton | 06 Oct 2022 | 00:45:54 | |
Questionable Material with Jack Helmuth and Andrew Heaton as Brian's off to do his disaster relief thing. Jack's archival interview with Queen Elizabeth. qmpodcast.com | |||
| Sir Topham Bottom | 22 Sep 2022 | 00:43:10 | |
Russian recruitment ad. Nursing home rebellion. #NeverForget tragedies or anniversaries. Thomas the Tank Engine's new friends. Jack tries to land sponsors: Rowley Private Investigations, Pete's Discount Zoo, Willie Nelson. qmpodcast.com | |||
| An Aspiring Taqueria-ist | 12 Sep 2022 | 00:44:44 | |
Paint Distributor. Jack's new home has Monkeypox. Saving Prime Time with Brian & the Gang, Alff, The Inspirational Singers. A son heads off to college and dad is eager to help. | |||
| Secret Service Hiring Secrets | 10 Sep 2024 | 00:58:40 | |
Jack auditions for Danger Horizon. Brian's selling a house. Slabadab gamed the happy arrangements. Random Amazon names. Jack auditions for Vader Returns. The Humpback of Notre Dame. BlueAnon friends. How the Secret Service gets the ladies. Jack auditions for Godzilla 2025. | |||
| Kenny Loggins Space Program | 06 Aug 2022 | 00:45:48 | |
Not so Quality Inn. Kenny Loggins Space Program. Jack's in Hell. Brian's son attends Special Military Operations Camp. The demon Neil Diamond. | |||
| An Imbalanced Breakfast | 19 Jul 2022 | 00:50:18 | |
Kidnapped by a cat lady. Raising money to extend the war. Entrepreneurship: Clown college, girth.com, Shag Finds cereal. Biden’s Prep & Mop-Up Team. | |||
| Mobility Scooter Budwesier | 01 Jul 2022 | 00:39:56 | |
Jack in Vail. The six-star hotel difference. Breakfast wines. | |||
| A Russian Limb Truck Ruse | 15 Jun 2022 | 00:43:19 | |
Jack is in Virginia with a circumsized lady on the way. Brian explains new Ukrainian tactics. Spontaneous ads for Rhodeside Grill, Hawaiian Punch, GE Microwaves. qmpodcast.com | |||
| What a Long Strange Trip It's Been | 20 May 2022 | 00:33:51 | |
Oh, hey! Jack has COVID yet again. Brian's back from Poland and booby-trapped the washing machine to teach the kids a lesson. | |||
| Poland-Ukraine Dispatch #3 | 07 Apr 2022 | 00:47:32 | |
Brian reports from Przemysl. Working with great people like Flavio. Grandpa was a Bibliohump. A room with a view. Jack has a new job and needs advice. Przemysl. | |||
| Poland-Ukraine Dispatch #2 | 01 Apr 2022 | 00:46:57 | |
Przemysl. How it's going. Pawel the Bodega Cat. Previous Oscars kerfuffles. Please kill him I want to come home. | |||
| Poland-Ukraine Dispatch #1 | 25 Mar 2022 | 00:42:04 | |
The first dispatch from the Poland-Ukraine border. Jack is homeless. Brian fails to promote the podcast when platformed. Jack gets arrested. What to do when pulled over. The Germans. Slava Ukraini | |||
| The Silence of My Dinner with Andre | 17 Mar 2022 | 00:38:02 | |
New New York Lotto Game. Brian in Poland. Making baseball more exciting. Movie endings: King Kong, Wizard of Oz, Brokeback Mountain, Annie Hall. qmpodcast.com | |||
| Death to Putin Edition | 10 Mar 2022 | 00:32:14 | |
A very special blossom. On the border. Eden has questions. The Bat. Przemysl. Donate to World Central Kitchen https://donate.wck.org/ | |||
| A Chest Hair Mohammed | 29 Aug 2024 | 00:56:14 | |
A most professional start. Jack reads for Golden Luck restaurant. Brian's lemonade/shellac stand. Octavius, the foster child. Humanitarian aid. Jack reads for Hershey's. Listing a home for sale. Afghan pre-nup. Jack reads for The Lawn Barber. | |||
| Russian Landscaping | 03 Mar 2022 | 00:50:53 | |
Save the Oligarchs. Russian Logistics. Melancholy times. Elton John farewell tour. Making Putin pay. Jack reads for Russian news agency TASS: Not An Invasion, Ivan's Landscaping, March-il Law. qmpodcast.com | |||
| Not Them's Lasagna | 25 Feb 2022 | 00:41:48 | |
CNN's Prayers Answered. Gas Station TV. Sarasota's overbuilt. Ziggy makes sense and Garfield is funny. New York Times ad campaign. Jack auditions: The Batman Again, La Bouche, A Quiet Place 3. | |||
| Russian Tweentotaling | 17 Feb 2022 | 00:40:38 | |
Showtime Promo. Racist Fan Club. Canada-free weekend. Five-star dog shelter and a dog-owned cat shelter. The truth behind the music: Meatloaf, Fight the Power, Billie Jean, Heroes, Stayin' Alive, Sweet Child O' Mine, I Walk the Line. Russian official Sergei Simonov on Ukraine and doping. qmpodcast.com | |||
| An Unthumped Tub | 10 Feb 2022 | 00:57:45 | |
Crypto Talk. Bucky's Restaurant. Jack goes blue. Anti-growth hormone. Anti-Joe Rogan with Bon Jovi, Billy Joel, NKOTB, and Chumbawamba. Spreading Olympics Fever. Superbowl ads: Desitin, Red Bull, Stay Free, N-95 Masks. Jack reads obits: Mary Beth Lawrence, Daniel Reardon, Mary Ann Dunning. | |||