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So, you know that Allen kid? Well, the boys find out why he’s such a “troublemaker” this episode. We also send up our departed friend Troglykon. By far the most tragic episode of the podcast to date.

The toys live! As Alan-now-shut-up begins to understand there may be more to these action figures than meets the eye, the boys discuss Phil Hartman, Family Feud, and the nature of concrete reality itself. Expect things to heat up with a debate as to who the hottest Commando Elite is. This is one episode that’ll really get you in the mood for one mean rodeo burger.

We talk about tasty toys, the military industrial complex, and a local legend. A 90's boy also engages in literal merchant fraud. It was a different time. Who will keep their soldiers small, and who will stand tall?

We end this season by discussing our final thoughts on Jingle all the Way and have some fun along the way.

As we all reach our climaxes, we come to realize the true meaning of Christmas was an epic third act fight scene all along.

The mailman had an actual bomb. Grab an extra glass of eggnog before enjoying this week's episode of Edging on Jingle all the Way.

Arnold v.s. Santa Squad

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Final Destination

A father who needs a toy, a mailman who is black, a neighbor who sleighs poon on the reg. Who will survive and what will be left of them?

Kicking off the holiday festivities with the 90's gem, Jingle All the Way, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger is no easy task. The Edging On crew gradually, but eagerly awaits to talk about this film 15 minutes at a time.

Scooby Doo makes his first live action appearance in this fascinatingly complex 2002 classic that was rife with history for we at Edging on Podcast to suckle at the teat of. Happy Halloween!

Half man, half dinosaur, ALL terrible! What happens when a priest gets endowed with the power of a velociraptor? Check out this out this pseudo-cult classic with us.

A look at an early 2000's animated special leaves the group at odds with each other. The Halloweenies will tell you all about what some consider to be a childhood classic of the season.

From the dead and buried comes the reborn. The Edging on Podcast digs up and dusts off what Sam considers to be the ultimate classic in the series of Ernest films. Is this a forgotten Halloween classic? Stick around to find out.

Edit: It's not

Prepare to be scared as the spooky season begins. Marking the shift to complete movies every episode, this season begins with the peculiar and bat-shit insane Halloween 3.

Doug is finally over. Join us and our regularly featured guests Riley and Alexis as we unpack everything that Doug taught us on this long and very expensive journey.

The movie is finished and wrapped up in a merely 12 minutes. Of course Doug Funnie would blow his load this quickly. This movie gets a -2 stars out of a possible -5 just because.

In order to save Herman Melville, Doug and Skeeter make plans to rescue the recently captured monster with the help of the Sleech brothers. Thats right folks, whip out your credit cards because these Sleeches ain't free.

As the season continues, the Edging on Podcast group feels the hatred they feel towards star of stage and screen, Doug Funnie, boil over into a frothy stew.

With the help of guests Riley and Alexis, the Edging on Podcast puts up with Doug's bullshit for even longer as he continues to be the worst thing about his whole movie and series.

There's an actual fucking lake monster.

In the second episode looking at Doug's First Movie, the team is treated to a Quailman fantasy against the hero's most powerful villain yet.

Switching over to Doug's first movie, the Edging On film crew looks at all of the confusing aspects of this box office flop, including why Roger was not the main character.

Wrapping up their second season, the Edging podcast crew unwinds and finishes the wrap up discussion at their favorite steakhouse when they happen upon another avid Multiplicity fan.

Wrapping up the final chunk of Multiplicity, Sam, Adam, and Drew discuss the ending and give their thoughts on the film as a whole.

The crimes of known predator, Laura Kinney, have reached new heights when she takes advantage of the fourth Doug by touching his "Peppy". The trail of the devious monster is thrown off when focus is shifted on poor, pitiful Doug who hogs screen time spent complaining some more.

In this week's heartwarming episode, the all important "rule number one" is pushed to the ultimate limit in the most tasteful handjob scene in cinema history.

When the clones of a lazy piece of shit turn out to also be lazy pieces of shit, we welcome one more clone into our hearts.

There comes a point in every season where the ten minute chunks don't sync up well and it is up to our fabulous commentators to carry an episode solely on witty observations. This is that episode.

Drink every time one of us says Ponderosa. LEGAL NOTE- Do not drink every time one of us says Ponderosa. You will most likely have to get your stomach pumped.

Doug proves how low he can sink when parenting two toddlers makes him desecrate Americas favorite steakhouse chain.

With two special guests at their side, Sam, Adam and Drew dive deeper into the practicality of cloning yourself. They cover the next ten minute chunk in the background.

Meeting a doctor, who presents him with the chance to receive his very own clone, Michael Keaton drains his bank account to avoid the responsibilities of being a family man.

After a season of monkeys and repressed sexuality, Sam, Adam and Drew look at another forgotten 90's movie with everyone's favorite maniac, Michael Keaton.

After completing the entirety of Dunston Checks In; Sam, Drew, and Adam offer their individual takeaway from the film.

The final minutes of the film are here! Will any plot lines be resolved and what will be left of them? Remember to stay tuned in for the finale where we discuss our thoughts on the film as a whole.

How do you sneak a monkey into a hotel? Simple, pass him off as an Indian doctor. No questions asked.

A game of cat and mouse ensues when a veteran of the great orangutan war puts Dunston's wits to the test.

Part time masseuse, full time lover. Dunston toes the line of the law when he gropes an unsuspecting naked woman in a very tasteful moment of passion.

Life ain't easy in the Majestic Hotel laundry chutes.

A moment of silence.

This show can be a bit hard to explain, hopefully this clears everything up.

He's here. HE'S HEEEREEEEEEEEE

The gang watches the first 10 minutes of Dunston Checks In and just goes hog wild with it. The titular monke has yet to make an appearance, much to their chargrin.

Monke