Privacy Settings – Details, episodes & analysis

This Week on Privacy Settings we get to take a look through the phone of comedian and impressionist Josh Berry. Will Sebag-Montefiore deep dives into Josh Berry's notes app, his screen time and his... fondness for Dua Lipa.

Comedian, radio host and buoy enthusiast Lorna Rose Treen joins the show to chat her cat's Facebook page, Disney adults and her hat on a hat sketch.

Will and Lorna dive into her notes, her obsession with niche Facebook groups and try to text her friend Harry who she met at a party that one tiem.

Comedian, voice actor and elephant jazz artist Sean Burke joins the show to complain about his banking app, to try and learn some French and to say ahoy hoy to our host Will!

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What secrets are there on your phone? Time to find out!

Comedian Will Sebag-Montefiore gets his friends, comedians and celebrities to hand their phones over on live radio, to dig through their saucy screenshots, dramatic Dms and nonsense notesapps.

Will and his wide variety of guests explore our relationships with our phones and all the weird mysteries we can find…

Privacy Settings on FUBAR Radio, unrestricted, unfiltered and unlocked.

Drag Queen, icon and township mayor Mahatma Khandi spent 155 hours on their phone last week... This is going to be a fun one... Will and Mahatma go through her phone and discuss the drag community, mobile games as a manifestation of grief and how long of a video do you need to put on to shower!

Phones are banned on Christmas day in Ria Lina's house, but what does she have hiding in there?

Ria and Will go through her notes app, dating history and why you don't need to spend 39.99 a month to learn to cook!

Poet, performer and possible leader of the Pitbull fan club Georgie Jones joins Will this week to discuss her rise to Mrs Worldwide, her admiration for giant onions and her bad habit of sending TikTok's to people by accident.

You can follow Georgie on instagram @georgie_jonez and make sure to follow Privacy Settings on @privacysettingsfubar across social media

Comedian, writer and actor Alice Etches needs a second phone just for pigeon videos

Alice Joins will to explore the fun things to find on her phone, from day in the life of a pigeon, nightmare taxi journeys to finding out you've been cut from a show live on air.

This week, findom penguins, the world's most polite boob guy and how to brick up your phone all with Rosie Holt

Comedian, actor and satirist Rosie Holt joins Will Sebag-Montefiore to go through the deep dark corners of her phone. From people asking to be financially managed in her dms, to her 2016 dating expert days, all the way to her current addiction to The Rookie, this episode is as unpredictable as can be.

Rosie Holt also speaks about her upcoming 2026 show and tour, likely to be themed around the Labour Government incompetently dealing with an alien invasion.

For Rosie's screentime on Sunday she spent 47 minutes on NowTV, which is enough time to watch 96% of an average privacy settings episode… instead she wasted her time on the Rookie!

On Wednesday she spent 23 minutes on YouTube, which is enough time to watch 47% of an average privacy settings episode…

On Thursday she spent 18 minutes on the Times app, i can only assume you were engrossed in “Why hyperbaric oxygen chambers are my new addiction” Or “What happened when I tried the MAGA diet” Or Jeremy Clarkson’s “no wonder Labour are killing pubs, they just hate fun”

Guest Bio:

Rosie Holt is a British actress, comedian, and satirist. She started her satirical videos, Woman Who..., released on her Twitter feed, during the 2020 lockdown. The Guardian newspaper noted her "strong line in parodies of the [type of] political speech that veers into drivel."

In October 2021, Holt was interviewed about her success online as part of a Backstage magazine article.[11] She also appeared in an online educational workshop aimed at Buckinghamshire schools, using the short-form comedic video as an example of a new method of communication.

In August 2021, Holt was featured in a newspaper story in the Daily Mirror after the dating app Hinge suggested that her 'most compatible match' would be her brother, Charlie. Her tweet relaying the story attracted 23,000 likes within two days.

January 2022 was a period of intense political controversy about Partygate, and an official report was expected from the Cabinet Office Second Permanent Secretary, Sue Gray. In a satirical video sketch released to Twitter, Holt played the part of a Tory MP being asked by an interviewer whether she had or had not attended a Downing Street party. The video was created by splicing the interviewee's responses with actual footage of questions from a Sky News reporter to Boris Johnson, in which he had dodged questions about whether he had gone to the party. Her response – that until Sue Gray completes her report "your guess is as good as mine: I don't know whether I attended the party" – generated an outraged response from some viewers who missed the satire and who thought that the interviewee was a real MP.

Jake Bhardwaj's UberEats order was a vibrator... We also don't know what to think about that.

Comedian, podcaster and the UK’s only funny pub quiz host Jake Bhardwaj joins Will Sebag-Montefiore to go through why Will needs to get a real job, his UberEATS fuelled FUPA and his cake making scheme at school.

On Jake's screentime, he spent an average of 5 hours and 26 mins a day, not that bad. Around 23% of his day spent on his phone. Jake also spent 3 hours on TikTok but only 1 hour on YouTube. Jake also defends his pal Joe Marler's performance on the Celebrity Traitors.

Guest Bio:

Jake Bhardwaj is a comedy creator, writer, actor, producer, and self-appointed professional comedy quizmaster.

Jake is the host of The Pub Quiz Pod, the show where comedians Liam Shaw and Jake Bhardwaj answer a real pub quiz sent in by a real Pub Quizmaster from somewhere in the country.

With the help of a different special guest each week, you can expect gags, geekery, and glorious nonsense.

He also hosts the Not Another Quiz Nights in Soho on the last Thursday of the month for a unique quiz night experience filled with music, mess, and mayhem. Expect prizes, surprises, and 'celebs' in disguises. Oh, and if you can't make one of our events, don't worry, we're available for hire, so we can make one just for you!

Host bio:

Will Sebag -Montefiore is an internet sensation (in the same way Thai Sweet Chilli Sensations are Thai)

He has 70+ million views across his digital platforms. You can see him in Poldark (BBC), Endeavour (ITV) but not Malpractice (BBC) because his scene got cut.

His comedy work includes acting in Green Wing Resuscitated alongside Olivia Colman, writing and performing for BBC Radio 4 and regular appearances on Rosie Holt's NonCensored podcast.

He has performed alongside Mark Rylance at Shakespeare's Globe and did pretty well in his Year 6 SATS.

His satirical videos have been shared by the likes of Adrian Lester, Alastair Campbell, Owen Jones, Dermot O’Leary, Dawn Butler, Lorraine Kelly, James O'Brien, Andy Haynes and, unfortunately, Joey Barton. Will is deeply ashamed of that last one but look, a retweet’s a retweet.

Tom Nestor needs Big John to bless his 13 hours a day screentime, but judging by his videos he doesn't know what a phone is!

Joining Will today is comedian and podcaster Tom Nestor to go through his extravagant screentime, fascination with Big John and the importance of getting up at 5am (or even 4:30am) to listen to the High Performance Podcast.

After this the two debate how different Guinness actually is in different pubs (otherwise known as cold wetties or creamy ones), fight with potential swingers in Tom's DMs and figure out which egg is the most right wing.

Tom Nestor reveals the secrets behind how to grow from 5'8 to 6'4, early rising, ice coffins and following whatever advice podcasters give you at any one time.

Unfortunately the show was cut off due to the woke mob breaking in, and silencing Will and Tom from revealing the truth. But don't worry, you can listen to Privacy Settings or Tom Nestor's podcast All Right Idiots for the real uncensored truth.

Guest Bio:

Tom Nestor is a stand up comedian and podcaster from Hertfordshire who hosts the All Right Idiots Podcast. You can also find Tom on Cameo.