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	Title	Pub. Date	Duration
	Episode 13: Behind the Veil	10 Sep 2025	01:31:51
The party realise their infiltration is barely hanging on by thinly veiled pleasantries and hasten their search. The cipher is completed and new discoveries are made. Content warnings for this week’s episode includes coarse language. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Join our Patreon Dungeon Master, Editing, Community Manager, and Transcriber is Tyrone Cross Andres is Steven Edwards Daryl is Olive Jerome Pookie is Rosemary Ochtman Indigo is Jorja Odd Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant. Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5) Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com Listener names in this episode include: Misfit - @multiversal_misfits Celestor - @celestor13 Jonika - @jonika_cazar Thorne - @thethornefiles_podcast Sound effects used in this episode include: Minimal Tech Background Music - MTBM01 - gis_sweden Magic Wand - sergeeo CD_CONTACT_006FX_Magic_Mystery - kevp888 Magic Speel - Sleeping spell 1 - OGsoundFX Footsteps - Jordishaw Ziplock - 120 BPM F Maj - N0IZ High heels on wooden floor - avakas Neon Dreams: A Retro-Futuristic Synthwave Track - Pad - robhog This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders. The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.
	Episode 12: Behind the Locked Door	10 Sep 2025	01:19:50
Andres, Indigo, and Pookie looked behind a door they shouldn’t have and are facing the consequences. Meanwhile, Daryl, Lorraine, and Misfit must outbid the competition to secure new items for the organisation. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language and fantasy violence. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Join our Patreon Dungeon Master, Editing, Community Manager, and Transcriber is Tyrone Cross Andres is Steven Edwards Daryl is Olive Jerome Pookie is Rosemary Ochtman Indigo is Jorja Odd Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant. Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5) Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com Listener names in this episode include: Misfit - @multiversal_misfits Celestor - @celestor13 Sound effects used in this episode include: Harp - RepDac3 Cellos - incidentalnoise 08421 Trailer Hit - double curse - RobinHood76 Magic Speel - Sleeping spell 1 - OGsoundFX Dark Magic Cast Loop Short - EminYILDIRIM DarkHit001 - arcana23 Horror Scream Woman Long - klankbeeld Neon Dreams: A Retro-Futuristic Synthwave Track - Pad - robhog This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders. The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.
	Episode 3: Milk Fridge	13 Feb 2025	00:54:43
With the hard part of the initiation out of the way, the team heads back to the base. There, they learn a little bit more about the organisation they've pledged to, and receive a hint about their first official mission. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language, light sexual humour and mentions of alcohol. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Join our Patreon Dungeon Master, Editing, Community Manager, and Transcriber is Tyrone Cross Andres is Steven Edwards Daryl is Olive Jerome Pookie is Rosemary Ochtman Indigo is Jorja Odd Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant. Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5) Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com Listener names in this episode include: Jonika - @jonika_cazar Thorne - @thethornefilespodcast Sound effects used in this episode include: 2020-03-18 Synthwave - Doctor Dreamchip - Doctor_Dreamchip Ziplock - 120 BPM F Maj - N0IZ Electrical Transition - qubodup notification1-freesound - Thoribass This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders. The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.
	Episode 2: Bullseye	23 Jan 2025	01:03:08
The team faces their first fight together! Indigo reveals a little more about herself, while Andres receives mysterious guidance. Pookie coughs up a disastrous hairball, and Daryl? Daryl has a gun. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language and fantasy violence. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Join our Patreon Dungeon Master, Editing, Community Manager, and Transcriber is Tyrone Cross Andres is Steven Edwards Daryl is Olive Jerome Pookie is Rosemary Ochtman Indigo is Jorja Odd Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant. Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5) Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com Sound effects used in this episode include: Electrical Transition - qudobup 08854 snow queen freeze spell - RobinHood76 11111 freeze ray spell - RobinHood76 SYNTHWAVE MIAMI VICE STYLE - XHALE 303 Ice Cavern (looped) - igroglaz SYNTHWAVE2 - XHALE303 Fireball - Pass By, Crackle - Noah Bangz Ice Spell - Blizzard, Wind, Blast - Noah Bangz Assorted Crashing - nothayama Cinematic Mystery Synth - DeVern This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders. The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.
	Episode 1: Initiation	02 Jan 2025	01:09:32
Six months ago the world changed, and now a monster that was once the stuff of fiction lurks in an abandoned department store. Join our new team as they receive their first mission from a mysterious organisation to hunt that monster down before anybody can get hurt. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language and mild sexual humour. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Join our Patreon Dungeon Master, Editing, Community Manager, and Transcriber is Tyrone Cross Andres is Steven Edwards Daryl is Olive Jerome Pookie is Rosemary Ochtman Indigo is Jorja Odd Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant. Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5) Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com Sound effects used in this episode include: Neon Dreams: A Retro-Futuristic Synthwave Track - Bas 02 - Robhog 2020-03-18 Synthwave - Doctor Dreamchip - Doctor_Dreamchip SYNTHWAVE MIAMI VICE STYLE - XHALE 303 Cat Toy - kklab5050 SYNTHWAVE2 - XHALE303 90's Rock Style - monkeyman535 This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders. The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.
	Atrius Trailer	17 Dec 2024	00:02:37
Welcome to season three of Portal Quandary! The Summer Court has found their way back to their home planet, but in their long absence things have changed - they have returned to a world no longer accustomed to their magical heritage, and many fear that the Court has brought magic to the world for more insidious reasons than they claim… In these cautious times, our party finds themselves employed by a new organisation dedicated to understanding what this new magic means for the world, as well as preventing unforeseen catastrophes the magic has brought with it. It’s trial by fire as they learn how to understand this strange new Melbourne and discern who is friend or foe in Portal Quandary: Atrius. Portal Quandary Atrius releases episode 1 on January 3rd, 2025!
	Episode 6: The Trickster	12 Dec 2024	01:40:50
Join our unlikely team as they face off against their fifth and final monster plaguing the city from another realm! Höde enjoys some newfound freedom as an increasingly anxious Ezra leads the charge in locating the missing prince. Doug uses his noble connections. Sassandra’s magic continues to evolve. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language, sexual humour, mild fantasy violence, and kidnapping. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Join our Patreon Keeper, Editing, and Community Manager is Tyrone Cross Doug is Steven Edwards Höde is Olive Jerome Ezra is Rosemary Ochtman Sassandra is Jorja Odd Elias Moffat is our Content Producer, Narrative Consultant, and Transcriber Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5) We’re on the lookout for a couple of people to join the team as a Community Manager, Transcriber, and Editing Assistant. Send us an email if that sounds like you! Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com Sound effects used in this episode include: ab00 chimes on wind- RobinHood76 Peaceful Fantasy Music - TheoJT Metalliputket, helähdys / Small metal tubes, chimes, a short tinkle, like fairy dust, magic, sparkle - YleArkisto CD_CONTACT_006FX_Magic_Mystery - kevp888 Slow Orchestra - Bittersweet Goodbyes - joshuaempyre Bach - Invention No. 13 in A Minor - BWV 784 (Arr. for Music Box) - GregorQuendel Chopin - Nocturne in F minor, Op. 55 No. 1 - Concert Grand Mix - GregorQuendel Satie - Gymnopedie No.1 - GregorQuendel Tchaikovsky - The Seasons - March, Song of the Lark, Opus 37a (Arr. for Music Box) - GregorQuendel This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders. The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.
	Episode 5: The Torturer	21 Nov 2024	00:55:58
An old enemy makes a return and faces an icy reception. Inter-party tension continues to divide the team. Höde's workplace troubles come to a head. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language, fantasy violence, and mentions of illness. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Join our Patreon Keeper, Editing, and Community Manager is Tyrone Cross Doug is Steven Edwards Höde is Olive Jerome Ezra is Rosemary Ochtman Sassandra is Jorja Odd Elias Moffat is our Content Producer, Narrative Consultant, and Transcriber Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5) We’re on the lookout for a couple of people to join the team as a Community Manager, Transcriber, and Editing Assistant. Send us an email if that sounds like you! Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com Sound effects used in this episode include: Water Splash 1 - qubodup Water, Pouring, A - Inspector J AMBIENCE 1 CRICKETS AT NIGHT -MessyAcousticApocalypse666 Foggy Passage - Victor_Natas Magic 12 - RICHERlandTV Army Return - groovy_blue sad_RPG-town_background - SciCodeDev CD_CONTACT_006FX_Magic_Mystery - kevp888 Schumann - Scenes from Childhood, Opus 15 - A Tale of Distant Lands (Arr. for Music Box) - GregorQuendel Chopin - Nocturne in F minor, Op. 55 No. 1 - Concert Grand Mix - GregorQuendel Tchaikovsky - The Seasons - March, Song of the Lark, Opus 37a (Arr. for Music Box) - GregorQuendel This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders. The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.
	Episode 4: The Plague	31 Oct 2024	01:15:37
Fresh from their latest encounter, the team plans to head to the castle to recover, but they’re waylaid as they splash straight into their next case. Sassandra’s encounter leaves her dodging questions, while Ezra tempts fate once more. Höde suffers another loss, and Doug partakes in some tea. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language and fantasy violence. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Join our Patreon Keeper, Editing, and Community Manager is Tyrone Cross Doug is Steven Edwards Höde is Olive Jerome Ezra is Rosemary Ochtman Sassandra is Jorja Odd Elias Moffat is our Content Producer, Narrative Consultant, and Transcriber Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5) We’re on the lookout for a couple of people to join the team as a Community Manager, Transcriber, and Editing Assistant. Send us an email if that sounds like you! Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com Sound effects used in this episode include: Water Splash 1 - qubodup Water, Pouring, A - Inspector J AMBIENCE 1 CRICKETS AT NIGHT -MessyAcousticApocalypse666 Foggy Passage - Victor_Natas Magic 12 - RICHERlandTV Army Return - groovy_blue sad_RPG-town_background - SciCodeDev CD_CONTACT_006FX_Magic_Mystery - kevp888 Schumann - Scenes from Childhood, Opus 15 - A Tale of Distant Lands (Arr. for Music Box) - GregorQuendel Chopin - Nocturne in F minor, Op. 55 No. 1 - Concert Grand Mix - GregorQuendel Tchaikovsky - The Seasons - March, Song of the Lark, Opus 37a (Arr. for Music Box) - GregorQuendel This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders. The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.
	Episode 3: The Parasite	10 Oct 2024	01:18:45
The squad is called to seek out a missing person. The resulting investigation sends the party into disarray, and loyalties come into question around every turn. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language, fantasy violence, and kidnapping. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Join our Patreon Keeper, Editing, and Community Manager is Tyrone Cross Doug is Steven Edwards Höde is Olive Jerome Ezra is Rosemary Ochtman Sassandra is Jorja Odd Elias Moffat is our Content Producer, Narrative Consultant, and Transcriber Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5) We’re on the lookout for a couple of people to join the team as a Community Manager, Transcriber, and Editing Assistant. Send us an email if that sounds like you! Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com Sound effects used in this episode include: Jazz Background Music Loop - Migfus20 Army Return - groovy_blue Epic Orchestra - LOOP - Joshuaempyre magic - vr Water Elemantal Magic Skill - EminYILDIRIM Fire - mmutua Fireball Flyby 1 - LiamG_SFX CD_CONTACT_006FX_Magic_Mystery - kevp888 Tchaikovsky - The Seasons - March, Song of the Lark, Opus 37a (Arr. for Music Box) - GregorQuendel La Partida - Valse Venezuelienne - Arranged for Strings - GregorQuendel This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders. The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.
	Episode 2: The Beast	19 Sep 2024	01:14:32
Our newly-minted gumshoes explore their first case together! Doug leads a charge, while Höde finds himself in a bind. Ezra feels homesick, and Sassandra's protective instincts flare. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language, fantasy violence, and mentions of blood. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Join our Patreon Keeper, Editing, and Community Manager is Tyrone Cross Doug is Steven Edwards Höde is Olive Jerome Ezra is Rosemary Ochtman Sassandra is Jorja Odd Elias Moffat is our Content Producer, Narrative Consultant, and Transcriber Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5) We’re on the lookout for a couple of people to join the team as a Community Manager, Transcriber, and Editing Assistant. Send us an email if that sounds like you! Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com Sound effects used in this episode include: Landmass / Earth Rumble- Arto Koivisto Light Bulb Pops - CGEffex Fantasy Classical Themes - TheoJT rattle / shake / vibrate - Darius Kedros pigeon wings - tigersound Magical Dissipating Effect - Kostas17 Magic MalletXP-MC - Xcreenplay CD_CONTACT_007FX_Mystery_Alien_UFO - kevp888 CD_CONTACT_005FX_Stardust_Magic - kevp888 CD_CONTACT_009FX_Vortex - kevp888 CD_CONTACT_006FX_Magic_Mystery- kevp888 Symphonic Arpeggio (Brass) - II - Variation III - GregorQuendel La Partida - Valse Venezuelienne - Arranged for Strings - GregorQuendel This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders. The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.
	Monster of the Week Trailer	03 Sep 2024	00:02:50
Welcome to our Monster of the Week interlude! In the city of Aubade, a royal wedding awaits its grooms. Unfortunately, one fairy and his portal-making orrery wreak havoc unleashes a mass of alien monsters on the desert oasis. Our new team of monster-hunting gumshoes must do damage control and (hopefully) track down the missing grooms while they’re at it! Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Join our Patreon Keeper, Editing, and Community Manager is Tyrone Cross Doug is Steven Edwards Höde is Olive Jerome Ezra is Rosemary Ochtman Sassandra is Jorja Odd Elias Moffat is our Content Producer, Narrative Consultant, and Transcriber Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5) This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders. The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.
	Episode 11: Behind the Velvet Rope	10 Sep 2025	01:24:39
Its time to get S.H.I.F.T.Y. at the Society for Humans Irreversibly and Fantastically Transformed Yearly! Our party must investigate Flinders Street Station and schmooze their way out of suspicion. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language, fantasy violence, and references to alcohol. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Join our Patreon Dungeon Master, Editing, Community Manager, and Transcriber is Tyrone Cross Andres is Steven Edwards Daryl is Olive Jerome Pookie is Rosemary Ochtman Indigo is Jorja Odd Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant. Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5) Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com Listener names in this episode include: Misfit - @multiversal_misfits Celestor - @celestor13 Sound effects used in this episode include: Harp - RepDac3 Cellos - incidentalnoise Arctic - sonically_sound Neon Dreams: A Retro-Futuristic Synthwave Track - Pad - robhog Scratching Zombie - Slave2theLight High heels on wooden floor - avakas S Long Applause - Staggered - processaurus 90's Rock Style - monkeyman535 This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders. The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.
	Episode 1: Aubade, Desert Jewel	29 Aug 2024	01:10:50
Welcome to our series interlude, where we depart from our regular tabletop to play Monster of the Week! In the city of Aubade - home to our season one cast - a royal wedding is set to take place. Chaos at the Sun Temple interrupts the proceedings, and our party is thrown headfirst into their first encounter. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language and fantasy violence. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Keeper, Editing, and Community Manager is Tyrone Cross Doug is Steven Edwards Höde is Olive Jerome Ezra is Rosemary Ochtman Sassandra is Jorja Odd Elias Moffat is our Content Producer, Narrative Consultant, and Transcriber Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5) We’re on the lookout for a couple of people to join the team as a Community Manager, Transcriber, and Editing Assistant. Send us an email if that sounds like you! Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com Sound effects used in this episode include: Victory Fanfare - humanoide9000 Royal Entrance - dominictreis Magical Portal Open - alanmcki Short Brass Fanfare 2 - _MC5_ Antiquity Rome 1 - Announcement music - Brass - FK_Prod Cinematic Orchestral Arpeggio Trailer - Strings, Woodwinds, Brass - GregorQuendel VOC_220619-2022-2_FR_LoudThunderclap - kevp888 Army Return - groovy_blue Water, Pouring, A - InspectorJ ROCKCrsh_Huge Rock Landslide With Partial Collapse_EM - newlocknew Fantasy Classical Themes - TheoJT CD_CONTACT_012FX_Magic_planet - kevp888 La Partida - Valse Venezuelienne - Arranged for Strings - GregorQuendel This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders. The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.
	Episode 26: Portal Quandaries and Answers	08 Aug 2024	01:13:14
Your portal queries revisited! Join us for our post-season Q&A to explore how our party developed over season 2, wrap up lingering questions, and see if Rosie can name all 123 goats before Close of Business. You'll also get a teaser into our between-seasons mini-arc coming up while we prepare for season 3! Content warnings for this episode include coarse language. Join our Patreon Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Follow us on Threads Dungeon Master, Editing, and Community Manager is Tyrone Cross Noah is Steven Edwards Timothy is Olive Jerome Lucille is Rosemary Ochtman Magnolia is Jorja Odd Elias Moffat is our Content Producer, Narrative Consultant, and Transcriber Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5) We’re on the lookout for a couple of people to join the team as a Community Manager and Transcriber. Send us an email if that sounds like you! Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders. The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.
	The Quiet Year: Spring	18 Jul 2024	01:01:35
While we prepare for our mid-season arc, take a listen to the first episode of our Patreon-exclusive series - The Quiet Year. If you want to listen to the rest, head over to our Patreon at patreon.com/PortalQuandary! Volcanos, flowers, fresh bread, and a charismatic young woman. Welcome to the first episode of our patreon-exclusive miniseries! The Quiet Year is a map-making card game where players collaborate to create a landscape and community therein. As the fairies realise Glamos and its hostile inhabitants grow steadily closer to their settlement, they look for a way to escape the encroaching fields before the year is up. Set long before the events of Portal Quandary Prophis, we come together to explore how the city of Lambence came into being. In Spring, we start building the map, creating some fun lore, and playing with some ideas on how to navigate the Glamos problem. Content warnings for this episode include coarse language. Join our Patreon Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Follow us on Threads Dungeon Master, Editing, and Community Manager is Tyrone Cross Noah is Steven Edwards Timothy is Olive Jerome Lucille is Rosemary Ochtman Magnolia is Jorja Odd Elias Moffat is our Content Producer, Narrative Consultant, and Transcriber Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5) We’re on the lookout for a couple of people to join the team as a Community Manager and Transcriber. Send us an email if that sounds like you! Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com Sound effects used in this episode include: texture1 - levelclearer intro_menuet flowing2 - levelclearer eternity20 - levelclearer This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders. The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.
	Episode 25: The Astroglamos	27 Jun 2024	01:27:01
Glamos is here… Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language, fantasy violence, and mentions of animal death. Join our Patreon Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Follow us on Threads Dungeon Master, Editing, and Community Manager is Tyrone Cross Noah is Steven Edwards Timothy is Olive Jerome Lucille is Rosemary Ochtman Magnolia is Jorja Odd Elias Moffat is our Content Producer, Narrative Consultant, and Transcriber Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5) We’re on the lookout for a couple of people to join the team as a Community Manager and Transcriber. Send us an email if that sounds like you! Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com Sound effects used in this episode are here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1xKPsxHeY6f5PjSpntyAdY7IvpJHX--Y3WUXD2q7vGpU/edit?usp=sharing This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders. The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.
	Episode 24: Moving Day	06 Jun 2024	00:57:40
In the penultimate episode, the party prepares for their final battle and says their last goodbyes to the city that helped them. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language. Join our Patreon Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Follow us on Threads Dungeon Master, Editing, and Community Manager is Tyrone Cross Noah is Steven Edwards Timothy is Olive Jerome Lucille is Rosemary Ochtman Magnolia is Jorja Odd Elias Moffat is our Content Producer, Narrative Consultant, and Transcriber Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5) We’re on the lookout for a couple of people to join the team as a Community Manager and Transcriber. Send us an email if that sounds like you! Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com Sound effects used in this episode include: Fire - mmutua noch9 - levelclearer sunshine333 - levelclearer intro_snow4 - levelclearer Thunder - straget Incoming Artillery - bendodge Nostromo17 - levelclearer Battle - levelclearer This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders. The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.
	Episode 23: The Antimagic Essence	16 May 2024	00:59:23
Armed with the final essence, the team returns to Lambence to complete the orrery. The world outside the skyscraper has changed as the effects of destroying Exanimus befall the region, and the stakes get uncomfortably higher. Both Lambence and our wayward party must scramble to make preparations, or risk losing their last chance of going home. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language and light sexual references. Join our Patreon Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Follow us on Threads Dungeon Master, Editing, and Community Manager is Tyrone Cross Noah is Steven Edwards Timothy is Olive Jerome Lucille is Rosemary Ochtman Magnolia is Jorja Odd Elias Moffat is our Content Producer, Narrative Consultant, and Transcriber Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5) We’re on the lookout for a couple of people to join the team as a Community Manager and Transcriber. Send us an email if that sounds like you! Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com Sound effects used in this episode include: Rabble Meowing 2 - timtube Magic_byMondfisch89 - Mondfisch89 bass200000000003322 - levelclearer siberia - levelclearer SupernovaLarge - aj_heels Baby Goat Bleating - OBXJohn Magic - RICHERlandTV Beating Wings - Juskiddink Nostromo17 - levelclearer Fire - mmutua Battle - levelclearer This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders. The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.
	Episode 22: The Astroexanimus	25 Apr 2024	01:03:01
The truth of the Astroexanimus is revealed. Separated and losing health, the party must race to the essence before their time runs out. Will they escape in time, or will the looming skyscraper become the tomb of yet another victim? Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language. Join our Patreon Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Follow us on Threads Dungeon Master, Editing, and Community Manager is Tyrone Cross Noah is Steven Edwards Timothy is Olive Jerome Lucille is Rosemary Ochtman Magnolia is Jorja Odd Elias Moffat is our Content Producer, Narrative Consultant, and Transcriber Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5) We’re on the lookout for a couple of people to join the team as a Community Manager and Transcriber. Send us an email if that sounds like you! Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com Sound effects used in this episode include: Soda Water Bottle - Greencouch Magic_byMondfisch89 - Mondfisch89 bass200000000003322 - levelclearer siberia - levelclearer SupernovaLarge - aj_heels CD_CONTACT_011FX_Red_star_Magic_planet.wav - kevp888 Metal thunder impact_1(8lrs,mltprcssg) - newlocknew This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders. The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.
	Episode 21: Noah Baker	04 Apr 2024	00:56:12
Without magic and facing down a new enemy, the party must think outside the box in order to defeat their opponent. The wayward bard is finally found. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language, fantasy violence, suggestive language, and references to alcohol. Join our Patreon Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Follow us on Threads Dungeon Master, Editing, and Community Manager is Tyrone Cross Noah is Steven Edwards Timothy is Olive Jerome Lucille is Rosemary Ochtman Magnolia is Jorja Odd Elias Moffat is our Content Producer, Narrative Consultant, and Transcriber Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5) We’re on the lookout for a couple of people to join the team as a Community Manager and Transcriber. Send us an email if that sounds like you! Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com Sound effects used in this episode include: Stradivarius Solo Arpeggio Melody 200 BPM - Robbnix interlude 0R_18v- - sentuniman sun200 - levelclearer siberia - levelclearer Water Splash 1 - qubodup Synthetic Chipring - Owdeo Sad bluesy violin - TheFlyFishingFilmmaker Metal thunder impact_1(8lrs,mltprcssg) - newlocknew Chicken sizzling in a pot - natemarler This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders. The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.
	Episode 20: Exanimus	14 Mar 2024	01:02:06
The final journey begins. The group makes their way into the strangely familiar Exanimus to retrieve the final essence for their dimension-travelling orrery. As they venture further in, unsettling revelations are made as an old mystery unravels. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language and mentions of blood. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Follow us on Threads Dungeon Master, Editing, and Community Manager is Tyrone Cross Noah is Steven Edwards Timothy is Olive Jerome Lucille is Rosemary Ochtman Magnolia is Jorja Odd Elias Moffat is our Content Producer, Narrative Consultant, and Transcriber Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5) We’re on the lookout for a couple of people to join the team as a Community Manager and Transcriber. Send us an email if that sounds like you! Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com Sound effects used in this episode include: intro_snow4 - levelclearer eternity - levelclearer dawn9000022uya4 - levelclearer siberia - levelclearer Assorted_crashing - nothayama Synthetic Chipring - Owdeo Sad bluesy violin - TheFlyFishingFilmmaker Metal thunder impact_1(8lrs,mltprcssg) - newlocknew This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders. The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.
	Episode 19: The Essence of Air	22 Feb 2024	00:55:09
The party prepares for their foray into Exanimus with mixed results. The debate over whether to trust the summer court with the orrery continues. Meanwhile, Cleary gets a message from an unexpected source. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language and references to alcohol. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Follow us on Threads Dungeon Master, Editing, and Community Manager is Tyrone Cross Noah is Steven Edwards Timothy is Olive Jerome Lucille is Rosemary Ochtman Magnolia is Jorja Odd Elias Moffat is our Content Producer, Narrative Consultant, and Transcriber Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5) We’re on the lookout for a couple of people to join the team as a Community Manager and Transcriber. Send us an email if that sounds like you! Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com Sound effects used in this episode include: intro_snow4 - levelclearer sun40 - levelclearer calm3 - levelclearer Sun405 - levelclearer This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders. The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.
	Episode 10: Discoveries	22 Jul 2025	01:25:35
Pookie gets a hand-le on their magic; Andres is rewarded for their servitude; Indigo continues the search for Violet; and Daryl welcomes all to his family barbeque. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language, fantasy violence, and references to alcohol. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Join our Patreon Dungeon Master, Editing, Community Manager, and Transcriber is Tyrone Cross Andres is Steven Edwards Daryl is Olive Jerome Pookie is Rosemary Ochtman Indigo is Jorja Odd Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant. Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5) Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com Listener names in this episode include: Jonika - @jonika_cazar Misfit - @multiversal_misfits Thorne - @thethornefiles_podcast Celestor - @celestor13 Jayne - Jayne Higgins Cameron - Cameron Edwards Charlotte - Charlotte Edwards Sound effects used in this episode include: BCO - Guitar - 2021-06-04 - brylie swish marble scraping drywall circles constant magic - jerry.beruman Ziplock - 120 BPM F Maj - N0IZ Amulet - 62 BPM D# Min - N0IZ Doorbell C# - kwahmah_02 Thunder - straget This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders. The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.
	Episode 18: The Astroavos	01 Feb 2024	00:54:40
The Astroavos' vague instructions are dispensed and the party commences with a game in the palace of clouds. Will they find the essence of air, or will the Astroavos find them first? And what happens if it does? Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language and fantasy violence. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Follow us on Threads Dungeon Master, Editing, Community Manager, and Transcriber is Tyrone Cross Noah is Steven Edwards Timothy and Editing Assistant is Olive Jerome Lucille is Rosemary Ochtman Magnolia is Jorja Odd Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5) We’re on the lookout for a couple of people to join the team as a Community Manager and Transcriber. Send us an email if that sounds like you! Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com Sound effects used in this episode include: grass29 - levelclearer Beating Wings - justkiddink stone12 - levelclearer calm3 - levelclearer Thunder - straget coot call - klankbeeld Screech - MakoFox Hadidi Ibis - Nixi_Oodle Opening Chest - SJLeilani CD_CONTACT_011FX_Red_star_Magic_planet.wav - kevp888 Baby Goat Bleating - OBXJohn Story Logo - SergeQuadado Magic - RICHERlandTV Sun405 - levelclearer This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders. The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.
	Episode 17: Magnolia	11 Jan 2024	01:03:41
The team makes their way to Avos! Ascending into the cloud castle with their new gadgets, their search for the essence of air begins. Magnolia acts as the party’s diplomat, but Timmit is less keen on the castle’s inhabitants. . . Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Follow us on Threads Dungeon Master, Editing, Community Manager, and Transcriber is Tyrone Cross Noah is Steven Edwards Timothy and Editing Assistant is Olive Jerome Lucille is Rosemary Ochtman Magnolia is Jorja Odd Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5) We’re on the lookout for a couple of people to join the team as a Community Manager and Transcriber. Send us an email if that sounds like you! Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com Sound effects used in this episode include: INTRO_clouds - levelclearer Beating Wings - justkiddink sun405 - levelclearer stone12 - levelclearer Thunder - straget coot call - klankbeeld Shower, A - InspectorJ Hadidi Ibis - Nixi_Oodle This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders. The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.
	Episode 16: Avos	21 Dec 2023	01:03:25
Tempers flare after Timmit catches Noah prying. Magnolia performs another aetherbloom experiment, and Lucille seeks answers about the voice in her head. Meanwhile, with the bounty of gems gathered in Novis, Timmit finds a way to help equip the team for their foray upwards into Avos. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Follow us on Threads Dungeon Master, Editing, Community Manager, and Transcriber is Tyrone Cross Noah is Steven Edwards Timothy and Editing Assistant is Olive Jerome Lucille is Rosemary Ochtman Magnolia is Jorja Odd Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5) We’re on the lookout for a couple of people to join the team as a Community Manager and Transcriber. Send us an email if that sounds like you! Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com Sound effects used in this episode include: sun405 - levelclearer Beating Wings - justkiddink Nostromo17 - levelclearer Intro_snow4 - levelclearer Synthetic Chipring - Owdeo Magic Spell - Sleeping spell 1.wav - OGSoundFX This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders. The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.
	Episode 15: The Essence of Fire	30 Nov 2023	00:57:01
Having retrieved the essence of fire, the group makes their way back to Lambence to prepare for their next journey. However, their report to Cleary is not well-received, and Timmit voices growing suspicion about the true intentions of their fairy friends. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Follow us on Threads Dungeon Master, Community Manager, and Editing is Tyrone Cross Noah is Steven Edwards Timothy and Editing Assistant is Olive Jerome Lucille is Rosemary Ochtman Magnolia is Jorja Odd Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant Chanelle Hayden is our Transcriber Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5) We’re on the lookout for someone to join the team as a Community Manager. Send us an email if that sounds like you! Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com Sound effects used in this episode include: Siberia - levelclearer Magic - RICHERlandTV Cosmos13 - levelclearer Intro_snow4 - levelclearer 06564 fairy magic wand - RobinHood76 Sunshine333 - levelclearer Dark Teleport - oldestmillenial This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders. The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.
	Episode 14: Portal Quandaries and Answers	09 Nov 2023	01:07:15
Your quandaries are answered! Join us for a mid-season break as Tyrone and the players answer questions about their characters, themselves, and theorise about what’s in store for the second half of season 2! Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Follow us on Threads Dungeon Master, Community Manager, and Editing is Tyrone Cross Noah is Steven Edwards Timothy and Editing Assistant is Olive Jerome Lucille is Rosemary Ochtman Magnolia is Jorja Odd Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant Chanelle Hayden is our Transcriber Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5) We’re on the lookout for someone to join the team as a Community Manager. Send us an email if that sounds like you! Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders. The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.
	Episode 13: The Astronovis	19 Oct 2023	00:55:42
Magnolia and Noah make conversation with the Astronovis, but Timmit and Lucille are less inclined for chit-chat. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Follow us on Threads Dungeon Master, Community Manager, and Editing is Tyrone Cross Noah is Steven Edwards Timothy and Editing Assistant is Olive Jerome Lucille is Rosemary Ochtman Magnolia is Jorja Odd Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5) We’re on the lookout for two people to join the team as a Transcriber and Community Manager. Send us an email if that sounds like you! Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com Sound effects used in this episode include: Story Logo - SergeQuadado Fire - mmutua Light Bulb Pops - CGEffex Boiling Water, Large, A - InspectorJ Synthetic Chipring - Owdeo Baby Goat Bleating - OBXJohn Wind Chime, Gamelan Gong - InspectorJ Beating Wings - juskiddink This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, Bunerong, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders. The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.
	Episode 12: Lustris	28 Sep 2023	01:01:20
The team makes their descent into the mines of Novis and begin the search for Cleary’s gem. As usual, they encounter a rocky situation - though this one is rockier than most. Lucille makes a friend that reminds her of home. Meanwhile, Timmit hears some unsettling noises. . . Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language and fantasy violence. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Follow us on Threads Dungeon Master, Community Manager, and Editing is Tyrone Cross Noah is Steven Edwards Timothy and Editing Assistant is Olive Jerome Lucille is Rosemary Ochtman Magnolia is Jorja Odd Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5) We’re on the lookout for two people to join the team as a Transcriber and Community Manager. Send us an email if that sounds like you! Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com Sound effects used in this episode include: Water, Pouring, A - InspectorJ Cosmos13 - levelclearer lizard1 - -sihil Light Bulb Pops - CGEffex 05429 destroying ray whoosh - Robinhood76 Synthetic Chipring - Owdeo Baby Goat Bleating - OBXJohn Wind Chime, Gamelan Gong - InspectorJ Beating Wings - juskiddink This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, Bunerong, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders. The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.
	Episode 11: Novis	07 Sep 2023	01:08:03
The party issues a public apology to the city of Lambence on Tea Day. As they prepare for their descent into Novis, they make some new discoveries about the city's past and the nature of the Astrolustris. Lucille gets a glimpse of home, while Noah and Timmit reach out to Thaumus for some arcane assistance. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language and minor references to drugs. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Follow us on Threads Dungeon Master, Community Manager, and Editing is Tyrone Cross Noah is Steven Edwards Timothy and Editing Assistant is Olive Jerome Lucille is Rosemary Ochtman Magnolia is Jorja Odd Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant Jemma Law is our Transcriber Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5) Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com Sound effects used in this episode include: sun40 - levelclearer Cosmos13 - levelclearer Nostromo17 - levelclearer Air Wind Whiff Blow - qubodup small puddle splash sound effect - Garuda1982 sunshine333 - levelclearer Intro_snow4 - levelclearer Synthetic Chipring - Owdeo This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, Bunerong, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders. The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.
	Episode 10: The Essence of Earth	17 Aug 2023	00:59:44
The group returns to Lambence and has a history lesson about the Summer Court. Noah has fun with a new skill, while Timmit finds his footing with the others. Meanwhile, new information arises about Kyros's role in the current state of events. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Follow us on Threads Dungeon Master, Community Manager, and Editing is Tyrone Cross Noah is Steven Edwards Timothy and Editing Assistant is Olive Jerome Lucille is Rosemary Ochtman Magnolia is Jorja Odd Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant Jemma Law is our Transcriber Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5) Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com Sound effects used in this episode include: Magic - RICHERlandTV Nostro9 - levelclearer intro_DESERT2 - levelclearer ROCKCrsh_Huge Rock Landslide With Partial Collapse_EM - newlocknew Dark Teleport - oldestmillenial 190621_0380_FR_JapaneseDrums - kevp888 Intro_snow4 - levelclearer PORTAL LOG IN - Alex_hears_things This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, Bunerong, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders. The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.
	Episode 9: The Astrotheran	27 Jul 2023	00:55:23
Having survived the tricks and traps of the pyramid, the party gets ready to rumble in a showdown against the Astrotheran! Sometimes, however, battle and sacrifice go hand in hand. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language and fantasy violence. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Follow us on Threads Dungeon Master, Community Manager, and Editing is Tyrone Cross Noah is Steven Edwards Timothy and Editing Assistant is Olive Jerome Lucille is Rosemary Ochtman Magnolia is Jorja Odd Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant Jemma Law is our Transcriber Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5) Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com Sound effects used in this episode include: Dropping a smoke bomb on the ground - pfranzen Air Wind Whiff Blow - qubodup Nostro9 - levelclearer Magic - RICHERlandTV Beating Wings - juskiddink Synthetic Chipring- Owdeo dawn6000002 - levelclearer Fire - mmutua Calm3 - levelclearer This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, Bunerong, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders. The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.
	Episode 9: Intel	22 Jul 2025	01:17:30
Safe at last with a mission under their belt, the party sifts through the intelligence gathered. Loyalties are questioned and new faces make their debut. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language and fantasy violence. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Join our Patreon Dungeon Master, Editing, Community Manager, and Transcriber is Tyrone Cross Andres is Steven Edwards Daryl is Olive Jerome Pookie is Rosemary Ochtman Indigo is Jorja Odd Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant. Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5) Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com Listener names in this episode include: Jonika - @jonika_cazar Misfit - @multiversal_misfits Thorne - @thethornefiles_podcast Cameron - Cameron Edwards Sound effects used in this episode include: 2020-06-17 Drums - Doctor_Dreamchip Neon Pulse (30s) - Universfield Ziplock - 120 BPM F Maj - N0IZ Gentle Fluidity - Twotrickpony Magic Sound - Uzbazur sparkles - Scoutigio wilhelm_scream - syna-max This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders. The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.
	Episode 8: Lucille Von Goat	06 Jul 2023	01:06:05
Lucille faces the consequences of her actions as our team ventures further into Theran. Noah struggles with the desert heat, and the party navigates the Astrotheran's den. There may or may not be magic mushrooms involved. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language and brief references to alcohol. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Follow us on Threads Dungeon Master, Community Manager, and Editing is Tyrone Cross Noah is Steven Edwards Timothy and Editing Assistant is Olive Jerome Lucille is Rosemary Ochtman Magnolia is Jorja Odd Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant Jemma Law is our Transcriber Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5) Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com Sound effects used in this episode include: Dark Teleport - oldestmillenial cloud100000 - levelclearer Insectobot Scanning - RICHERlandTV Beating Wings - juskiddink Synthetic Chipring- Owdeo dawn6000002 - levelclearer intro_DESERT2 - levelclearer Fire - mmutua This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, Bunerong, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders. The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.
	Episode 7: Theran	15 Jun 2023	01:02:36
The team returns to Lambence and convenes with Cleary to resupply before their next outing. Magnolia investigates the mysterious aetherbloom and comes to a concerning conclusion, while Timmit gets a crash-course in magical schooling. Noah makes a new friend, and Lucille comes to the King with a proposal. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language and suggestive language. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Follow us on Threads Dungeon Master, Community Manager, and Editing is Tyrone Cross Noah is Steven Edwards Timothy and Editing Assistant is Olive Jerome Lucille is Rosemary Ochtman Magnolia is Jorja Odd Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant Jemma Law is our Transcriber Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5) Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com Sound effects used in this episode include: Dark Teleport - oldestmillenial intro_snow4 - levelclearer dawn120008883 - levelclearer Beating Wings - juskiddink Opening Chest - SJLeilani Nostromo17 - levelclearer JamesportWindChimes.wav - acclivity Synthetic Chipring - owdeo Fire - mmutua Beating Wings - juskiddink This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, Bunerong, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders. The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.
	Episode 6: The Essence of Water	25 May 2023	01:02:34
Newly armed with the essence, the party returns to Lambence to regroup. Magnolia has a strange experience that sheds new light on the portal quandary so far, and Timmit struggles to find his place on the team. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language, suggestive language, and references to alcohol. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Follow us on Threads Dungeon Master, Community Manager, and Editing is Tyrone Cross Noah is Steven Edwards Timothy and Editing Assistant is Olive Jerome Lucille is Rosemary Ochtman Magnolia is Jorja Odd Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant Jemma Law is our Transcriber Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5) Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com Sound effects used in this episode include: Dark Teleport - oldestmillenial Calm3 - levelclearer Dawn9000022uya4 - levelclearer Beating Wings - juskiddink This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal. Bunerong, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders. The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.
	Episode 5: The Astroneptis	04 May 2023	01:07:42
The party's stress levels are put to the test as they disagree on the best way to handle the Astroneptis. Timothy earns his place on the team, and Lucille leads a charge. Will the party come together for long enough to face their common foe, or will their infighting have dire consequences? Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language and fantasy violence. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Follow us on Threads Dungeon Master, Community Manager, and Editing is Tyrone Cross Noah is Steven Edwards Timothy and Editing Assistant is Olive Jerome Lucille is Rosemary Ochtman Magnolia is Jorja Odd Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant Jemma Law is our Transcriber Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5) Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com Sound effects used in this episode include: calm3 - levelclearer JamesportWindChimes.wav - Acclivity Calm Synthesizer, C - Inspector J Beating Wings - juskiddink This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, Bunerong, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders. The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.
	Episode 4: Timmit	13 Apr 2023	00:57:55
The party encounters a few new faces, but loses track of others. We learn more about the goat system, Lucille and Magnolia’s friendship reaches a new level, and Noah plays favourites (no thopters were harmed in the making of this episode). Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language, fantasy violence, and mentions of animal death. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Follow us on Threads Dungeon Master, Community Manager, and Editing is Tyrone Cross Noah is Steven Edwards Timothy and Editing Assistant is Olive Jerome Lucille is Rosemary Ochtman Magnolia is Jorja Odd Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant Amelia Nemet is our Transcriber Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5) Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com Sound effects used in this episode include: Calm Synthesizer, C - Inspector J dawn40000 - levelclearer Fire - mmutua Nostro8.wav - levelclearer Ship4 - levelclearer Beating Wings - juskiddink JamesportWindChimes.wav - acclivity 80's Analog Synth - Yellow Tree This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, Bunerong, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders. The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.
	Episode 3: Neptis	23 Mar 2023	00:57:21
The group takes their first step into Neptis, and Lucille learns about the joys of flying. Noah introduces some sweet new friends to the party. Magnolia puts her botanist hat on, and Hymnbo teaches the scouts a few important Earth customs. Don’t forget - when all else fails, follow the chimes! Content warnings this week include fantasy violence Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Follow us on Threads Dungeon Master, Community Manager, and Editing is Tyrone Cross Noah is Steven Edwards Hymnbo is Nathan Lee Lucille is Rosemary Ochtman Magnolia is Jorja Odd Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant Olive Jerome is our Editing Assistant Amelia Nemet is our Transcriber Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5) Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com Sound effects used in this episode include: JamesportWindChimes.wav - acclivtiy Sad bluesy violin - TheFlyFishingFilmMaker Wind Chime, Gamelan Gong - InspectorJ Nostro8.wav - levelclearer Dawn9000022uya4 - levelclearer Ship4 - levelclearer Beating Wings - juskiddink Sun67 - levelclearer This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past, present, and emerging leaders. The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.
	Episode 2: Lambence, The Wayfarers' City	02 Mar 2023	01:01:25
Introductions abound! Our new party finds their footing in Lambence, the Wayfarers’ City as Moving Day takes place. Armed with knowledge about the world they now find themselves in, they take their first step towards getting back home. Content warnings for this week’s episode include references to fantasy violence, coarse language, and brief references to drugs. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Follow us on Threads Dungeon Master, Community Manager, and Editing is Tyrone Cross Noah is Steven Edwards Hymnbo is Nathan Lee Lucille is Rosemary Ochtman Magnolia is Jorja Odd Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant Olive Jerome is our Editing Assistant Amelia Nemet is our Transcriber Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5) Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com Sound effects used in this episode include: Energy Charging - nightcraftsounds Fire - mmutua Bagpipers.m4a - shelfemployed This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, Bunerong, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past, present, and emerging leaders. The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.
	Episode 1: Glamos	09 Feb 2023	01:06:49
Welcome to the first episode of Portal Quandary: Prophis! Meet Hymnbo, Noah, Magnolia and Lucille as their paths collide and they experience some unexpected lifestyle changes. They may be facing new troubles, but it’s ok - they’ve got this. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language, references to alcohol, and fantasy violence. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Follow us on Threads Dungeon Master, Community Manager, and Editing is Tyrone Cross Noah is Steven Edwards Hymbo is Nathan Lee Lucille is Rosemary Ochtman Magnolia is Jorja Odd Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant Olive Jerome is our Editing Assistant Amelia Nemet is our Transcriber Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5) Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com Sound effects used in this episode include: INTRO_clouds - levelclearer lakes.1 - levelclearer This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past, present, and emerging leaders. The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.
	Prophis Trailer	22 Jan 2023	00:02:02
Prophis is the 2nd season of Portal Quandary, a real-play dramedy Dungeons and Dragons podcast. Season two follows a new group of adventurers facing new challenges. You don’t need to listen to season one to follow season two, but you may pick up on some fun references if you have! Magnolia, Lucille, Noah and Hymmbo are four strangers who find themselves stuck in a mystical land farther away than they ever thought possible. Our party must explore this dangerous land to return home, but somehow, this alien world provokes questions about home they never thought to ask. Releasing February 10th 2023, and releasing triweekly. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Follow us on Threads Dungeon Master, Community Manager, and Editing is Tyrone Cross Noah is Steven Edwards Hymnbo is Nathan Lee Lucille is Rosemary Ochtman Magnolia is Jorja Odd Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant Olive Jerome is our Editing Assistant Amelia Nemet is our Transcriber Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5) Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, Bunerong, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past, present, and emerging leaders. The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.
	Episode 4: The Herald of Summer	20 Oct 2022	01:11:10
The party makes a shocking discovery. The secrets behind the portal quandary are revealed, and the sides become less clear. Thank you for joining us on this adventure! We greatly appreciate your support in listening, and stay tuned if you want to keep up-to-date with our next project. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language and fantasy violence. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Follow us on Threads Milo is Afra Child Dungeon Master, Community Manager, and Editing is Tyrone Cross Fiero is Nathan Lee Lin-Dare is Nick Fairleigh Elixia is Liv Ryan Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant Lachlan Fardy is our Sound Designer Dylan Passè is our Editing Assistant Amelia Nemet is our Transcriber Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5) Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com Sound effects used in this episode include: -Magical Zap.flac - qubodup This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, Birpai, Bunerong and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past, present, and emerging leaders. The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.
	Episode 8: Reprieve	22 Jul 2025	01:13:39
Manticores swarm the skies while our crew bunkers inside the museum. While waiting out the attack, they investigate their claimed Winter Court prize. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language and fantasy violence. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Join our Patreon Dungeon Master, Editing, Community Manager, and Transcriber is Tyrone Cross Andres is Steven Edwards Daryl is Olive Jerome Pookie is Rosemary Ochtman Indigo is Jorja Odd Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant. Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5) Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com Listener names in this episode include: Celestor - @celstor13 Thorne - @thethornefiles_podcast Cameron - Cameron Edwards Jonika - @jonika_cazar Sound effects used in this episode include: Spell_03 - LittleRobotSoundFactory 3D Magic Wand tinkle_16bit - timbre wilhelm_scream - syna-max Pan Flute Loop carlos carty_3_Dm_100BPM - CarlosCarty Walkman Memories - LogicMoon Neon Pulse (30s) - Universfield CD_CONTACT_002FX_Space - kevp888 Sakura (Cherry Blossoms) - Nippon Gakufu / Six Japanese Popular Songs - Arranged for piano by Rudolf Dittrich - GregorQuendel This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders. The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.
	Episode 3: Blizzbro	15 Sep 2022	00:53:55
Another portal quandary strikes! The party helps Blizzbro with a problem he didn’t account for. Somebody calls the police, and somebody else calls for lights out. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language, suggestive language, and fantasy violence. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Follow us on Threads Milo is Afra Child Dungeon Master and Editing is Tyrone Cross Fiero is Nathan Lee Lin-Dare is Nick Fairleigh Elixia is Liv Ryan Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant Rhiannon Davidson is our Community Manager Lachlan Fardy is our Sound Designer Amelia Nemet is our Transcriber Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5) Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Anaiwan, Awabakal, Birpai, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past, present, and emerging leaders. The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.
	Episode 2: The Necro-Comic-Con	18 Aug 2022	00:57:38
The party reunites as they investigate the mystery behind the orrery. Elixia learns how to navigate the strange world, and Lin-Dare obtains the mystical Myki. Milo makes some wrong deductions. Fiero makes a new friend. Tabasco, as always, is a good boy. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Follow us on Threads Milo is Afra Child Dungeon Master and Editing is Tyrone Cross Fiero is Nathan Lee Lin-Dare is Nick Fairleigh Elixia is Liv Ryan Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant Rhiannon Davidson is our Community Manager Lachlan Fardy is our Sound Designer Amelia Nemet is our Transcriber Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5) Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Anaiwan, Awabakal, Birpai, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past, present, and emerging leaders. The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.
	Episode 1: For Whom The Wedding Bells Toll	21 Jul 2022	01:00:43
Join Lin-Dare, Elixia, Milo, Fiero and Tabasco as they encounter a portal quandary! Complications ensue at Lin-Dare’s son’s wedding, and the party tries to stop a commotion at the sun temple, but things get a little too hot to handle. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language, fantasy violence, and suggestive language. No fire cats were harmed in the making of this episode. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Follow us on Threads Milo is Afra Child Dungeon Master and Editing is Tyrone Cross Fiero is Nathan Lee Lin-Dare is Nick Fairleigh Elixia is Liv Ryan Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant Rhiannon Davidson is our Community Manager Lachlan Fardy is our Sound Designer Amelia Nemet is our Transcriber Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5) Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Anaiwan, Awabakal, Birpai, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past, present, and emerging leaders. The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.
	Episode 7: Intrusion	08 May 2025	01:16:55
Square up! The team encounters unexpected foes. Andres draws blood, and Daryl recalls his old training. Indigo’s beastly form makes a reappearance and Pookie uses her furry charm. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language and fantasy violence. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Join our Patreon Dungeon Master, Editing, Community Manager, and Transcriber is Tyrone Cross Andres is Steven Edwards Daryl is Olive Jerome Pookie is Rosemary Ochtman Indigo is Jorja Odd Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant. Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5) Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com Our ad partner this week is Minds Never Matter! https://open.spotify.com/show/54hq0E4MOOXMyzHNnrXKJF?si=768d1da2505f43ee Listener names in this episode include: Celestor - @celstor13 Sound effects used in this episode include: 37 click finger - FranciscoPadilla CD_CONTACT_005FX_Stardust_Magic - kevp888 CD_CONTACT_007FX_Mystery_Alien_UFO - kevp888 CD_CONTACT_006FX_Magic_Mystery - kevp888 Ice Spell - Blizzard, Wind, Blast - NoahBangs Fireball - Pass By, Crackle - NoahBangs Magic Flutter - NoahBangs Electrical Transition - qubodup Ice Cavern (looped) - igroglaz SupernovaLarge - aj_heels Horizons - frankum This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders. The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.

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