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This week, Jessi AND Justin Bieber welcomed new babies into their homes! Jessi is Lizard Mom and she has thoughts on Jack Bieber’s Mom. Then, the fallout from the Bennifer Divorce is REAL… according to “Sources.” But which headlines are true, which are false and which are coming straight from team Jlo? Then, Jessi looks for Jeremy Allen White, while he looks for his pants. 

Plus Jessi gets roasted by AI and explains the real reason why she postponed her tour. Thank you for your support phonies, you mean the world. 

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In this timeless classic all new episode Jessi mourns the end of an era… two eras actually… with the official divorce of Bennifer. Then, we Gossip, Girl about Blake Lively and the ‘It Ends With Us’ drama. Is she a mean girl? Should she be canceled? Jessi is TRIGGERED. Plus, why it’s hot to be Demure and even HOTTER to be a contestant on The Golden Bachelorette. 

All that, plus Jessi phones 3 time Canadian Olympic Gymnast Shallon Olsen to spill all the Paris tea about Olympic Sex, Cardboard Beds, Ugly Uniforms, Simone Biles and Raygun. It’s a gold medal episode, enjoy!

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Justin Timberlake committed the MOST 2008 crime ever and as the world’s preeminent Justin Timberlake apologist, Jessi finds a way to give him the benefit of the doubt (sort of). Plus, is Pop in its Flop Era? Why Taylor Swift, Beyonce, Ariana Grande, Billie Eilish, Dua Lipa and JLo have tried- but FAILED- to give us the song of the summer. Could Katie Perry or Heidi Montag save the day? Then, throw out your ankle socks, STAT! Jessi breaks down everything you (and your kids) MUST be wearing in case you weren’t in Milan for fashion week. 

All that and 21 year old pop sensation Sofia Camara explains how she blew up on Tik Tok, reveals what it was like to tour with Shawn Desman and thinks One Direction is more influential than The Beatles. We agree. Listen and Drive, don’t Drink and Drive and ENJOY!

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Now That’s What I Call PODCAST! This week we celebrate Jessi’s ALL NEW 2000’s themed Live Tour with Shawn Desman! Soul Decision! b44 and MORE! Plus- Men who look like rodents are… HOT? Tweens are thirsting after “Rat Boys”, Jessi finds out why. Then, in an all-new edition of Kardashian Kontent with a K, Gary The Golden Bachelor is hot for Kris Jenner, Khloe is accused of being a bad mom and Kim is a serious actor now. Plus! Rob Schneider was kicked out of a charity event in Regina and Jessi knows what went wrong. 

Oh and Jessi is a Disney Adult now- she breaks down her 4 days in Disneyland and why she’ll never go back without Disney Bounding. 

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Jessi is recording Live from Florida! Recently named “the least pride-friendly state” in North America! Which means she needs to celebrate Pride Month LOUDER and PROUDER than ever with our gayest episode yet! Adele calls out a bigot, Madonna gets sued for showing Live Boob and Zachary Quinto is ruining brunch. 

Plus, has J-Lo lost her J-Glow? Why is Chris Pratt doing THE MOST? And do Millennials look YOUNGER than Gen X? Spoiler alert, the answer is YES… according to science. Also Tik Tok. Put on your SPF and enjoy!

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Today is THE DAY! Jessi’s debut Stand Up Special “Minivan Money” is streaming NOW at VEEPS.COM/jessicruickshank ! To celebrate, she’s calling comedian, actor and co-writer of the HILARIOUS new movie BABES, Ilana Glazer to talk shocking, hilarious REAL LIFE MOTHERHOOD SH*T including pregnancy childbirth and… ‘drizzling’?

Then, North West made her on-stage debut in ‘The Lion King Live’ and as you can imagine JESSI. HAS. THOUGHTS. Plus! Travis Kelce finally speaks out about his teammate Harrison Butker’s offensive speech and Taylor Swift needs to CALM DOWN. 

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Bennifer is allegedly OVER and Jessi is NOT OK. She puts together a complete timeline of their supposed break up to try and make sense of it all. Then, put on your caps and gowns because we’ve put together the BEST (Hi Jennifer Coolidge & Jerry Seinfeld) and WORST (Hii Harrison Butker) commencement speeches from the past week. Plus, Jessi unpacks the disturbing P Diddy footage and why it might land him in prison. 

Then, Vanderpump Rules Season 11 is almost over and Jessi hasn’t watched it.  Instead of dedicating 18 hours to screening every episode, she dedicates 18 minutes to phoning the award winning hosts of the podcast ‘Even The Rich’ Brooke Siffrin and Aricia Skidmore-Williams to explain it ALL. Crack open a White Claw, and enjoy. 

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Jessi is ready to SPIT SOME BARS and START SOME FEUDS with a lot of very famous, very powerful people this week.  In case you were too dumb and busy to follow the Drake Vs Kendrick Lamar feud, Jessi is breaking it down song by song, insult by insult. This beef is the Ashlee Simpson vs Lindsey Lohan of our TIME. Then Gavin Rossdale is dating a woman who looks JUST LIKE HIS EX Gwen Stefani, and Jessi can RELATE. Plus ABC announced their new Golden Bachelorette and the Biebers announced their new Golden Baby!

All of that and hot takes on Bradley Cooper’s Eras Tour dancing, Rihanna’s upside down toddler, Zendaya’s fashion revenge, Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie’s reunion and that baby on the floor at the Taylor Swift concert. Oh, and a voicemail that will make you call your mother. (after that, call JESSI to leave a Voicemail, HERE: 323-448-0068 )

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Jessi has returned from Las Vegas where The Lovers and Friends Festival was… CANCELLED. She unpacks the disappointment, the desperation, the DM’s to Backstreet Boys and the $57 cocktails that ensued. Then, Jessi does not hold back when she crowns the BEST, WORST and SEXIEST dressed at the Met Gala. Comedians did NOT HOLD BACK when they insulted Tom Brady at his Netflix roast, but did they go to far? And are we still boo’ing Kim Kardashian? Plus … find out which A-List celebrity stalks her online trolls. 

Plus! In honor of Mothers Day, Jessi is Phoning her MOM- they discuss their (opposing) parenting strategies, Jessi’s childhood, being a working mom THEN Jessi gets her mom’s HOT TAKES on Celebrity News (HILARITY and a lot of “WHO’S BAD BUNNY??” ENSUES) Happy Mothers Day PHONIES, enjoy this episode in lieu of flowers. 

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Jessi is LIVE from TORONTO for her official Joe Fresh Collection Launch (IN STORES & ONLINE NOW) and she's taking you along for the ride. From stalking-I mean- meeting Cindy Crawford at the airport, to hosting a roller-skating rager, it's been a (fun-filled fashionable) week and Jessi's sharing it all! Then, we issue a formal apology to Taylor Swift and we should probably issue one to Blue Ivy and Beyonce as well after Jessi GOES OFF on the new Lion King prequel. #BRINGBACK90SDISNEY

Plus! We found the ONLY PERSON ON EARTH who has never heard of "Baby Shark" , and we contemplate smelling like Fried Chicken with the new KFC Fragrance (this is not a joke, it's a perfume that smells like BBQ Chicken and it MUST BE DISCUSSED). Oh and we'll listen to the new Sabrina Carpenter single and LAUGH at Jessi LAUGHING? Spray on your Satsuma for an all new EPISODE!

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Swifties BEWARE: this week, Jessi is sharing her unfiltered opinion about The Tortured Poets Department, please don’t torture her for it! Her 6 year old son Dray also stops by to give his (hilarious) thoughts on Taylor Swift. Then, Kim Kardashian clears up online rumors about herself and so does Jessi, Victoria Beckham turned 50 and Mark Zuckerberg is HOT??

Plus! Jessi phones one of the most successful female business owners in Canadian history, Knix founder Joanna Griffiths. How did she create a $400 million dollar underwear business? What is the first thing she spent her millions on? Is it true she auditioned for MTV with Jessi? If you’ve ever thought about starting your own business, this episode will give you the motivation to GO FOR IT. Jessi is leaking in her leakproof knix underpants with excitement for you to listen to it. 

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wow. wow. WOW.  Jessi has emerged from a foam party in Cabo to tell you EVERYTHING about her girls trip; including who hit on her, who danced with her and why she ended up semi-nude and covered in foam.

While she was in Mexico, everyone born before 2001 was at Coachella! Jessi breaks down the stories you NEED TO KNOW about the music festival, that have NOTHING TO DO with music. Plus, there were devastating breakups for the Golden Bachelor AND Ryan Gosling so we heal their pain with our favorite break up songs! All that plus Taylor Swift vs Joe Alwyn and Nike vs Pubic Hair - DJ AIRHORN SOUND EFFECT- jump in the pool in nothing but a thong, this episode is WILD. 

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The Olympics are over but Jessi earned a Gold Medal in watching them!  Raygun! Snoop Dog! Olympians on Only Fans! We celebrate Jessi’s top 3 Olympic takeaways with a closing ceremony of our own. Then, Celine Dion doesn’t want Trump to play her old song, and no one wants to play Katy Perry’s new one. We wish Ben Affleck a very happy birthday, by discussing his estranged wife’s Paparazzi shots. According to our friend Whitney Port… they were STAGED? 

All that, plus Fridgescaping is Hot on Tik Tok and Jessi tries to define the hot new “Gen Z Slang Terms” being entered into the Cambridge Dictionary. Boop! 

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It’s our first post-eclipse episode and we are reaching TOTALITY (still not sure what that means). Jojo Siwa has officially entered her Bad-Girl Era and it’s Good?! Prince William’s dirty text messages are uncovered, Rihanna spent the afternoon at a Color Me Mine and it’s about time we made some rules about airplane etiquette. Which armrest can you use? Should you recline your seat? What do you do if someone else’s hair is in your space? Jessi has answers. 

Plus, Jillian Anderson went back to work on the X-Files 10 days after a C-Section and Jessi feels her pain. For the first time, Jessi talks about her regrets returning to work after birthing twins and there. are. tears. Send someone an aubergine emoji and let’s DO THIS.

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This episode is a Real Life Boogie and a Real Life Hoedown as Jessi tries to convince Jason to listen to Beyonce’s COWBOY CARTER (instead of Melissa Joan Hart’s Sabrina The Teenage Witch Soundtrack). Then, she thirsts after, I mean, discusses the appeal of Travis Kelce’s “Dad Bod” in the name of SCIENCE, a Tik Tok therapist explains why listening to Pitbull is good for our mental health, Ariana Madix is the bad guy now and how much would you pay for the Titanic door? 

Plus! Jessi lied last week when she said flying alone with three kids was easy. The flight home was a disaster, Jessi explains why she had to PAY the woman sitting in front of her.    

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Turns out it wasn’t The Masked Singer. This week, Jessi (and the WORLD) issue a formal apology to Kate Middleton. Then, Rebel Wilson joins the #MEANtoo Movement and calls out yet another A-List A-Hole. Plus! Would you work out with your partner NAKED and when is the last time you PEED YOUR PANTS? Apparently game show contestants do it… A LOT.  

All of this is coming to you LIVE from Vancouver, BC where Jessi has flown ALONE WITH THREE KIDS. She survived to tell you all why it wasn’t actually so bad. (don’t tell Evan). 

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It’s the episode Jessi has waited ALL WEEK A LIFETIME to record! She’s giving ALL the insider details about being at the Justin Timberlake concert when *NSYNC performed together for the first time in 20 years! Warning: She did BLACK OUT for most of the performance, but she’s piecing it back together for YOU. Plus, was the new *NSYNC single rejected from the TROLLS soundtrack? Jessi has EVIDENCE that it was. 

Then- we get into Royal News! Kate Middleton is back (or is she?) Prince William had an affair (or did he?) and will you buy Meghan Markle's legume-based spreads? Jessi watched Love Is Blind Season 6 and turns out, Love is NOT Blind, nor does it look like Meghan Fox. Plus, we dive into the Oprah Ozempic Special and it will change your perspective on weight loss. All that AND a voicemail about John Cena?! Let’s DO THIS. 

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It’s our SEASON 2 PREMIERE!! To celebrate, Jessi reunites with Heidi Montag for the first time in 10 years to clear the air. Did Heidi HATE The After Show? What did she REALLY think of Dan and Jessi?  Was Spencer ACTUALLY a threat to their safety at the series finale? Does Heidi still want to be the new Michael Jackson? All that, and  SHOCKING revelations about money, fame, plastic surgery, motherhood and making NEW MUSIC! (stream ‘SUPERFICIAL’ now) 

Plus, Jessi breaks down the HIGHS and LOWS of The Oscars, investigates Kate Middleton’s disappearance and unpacks the explosive behind-the-scenes DRAMA on Queer Eye. If this was a visual medium, you could read Jessi’s Body Language to see HOW EXCITED SHE IS FOR THIS PREMIERE… but it is a podcast, so trust us on this one, and enjoy!

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Hot off her sold-out comedy show, Jessi is coming at you LIVE from a blizzard in SASKATCHEWAN ! Yes, this final mid-season banger is as glamorous as it seems, as Jessi gets empowered by Pitbull’s new single and discusses Bradley Cooper naked. 

Plus, when you should you stop being nude in front of your kids? Is it OK for Kristin Cavallari to date a 24 yr old Tik Toker? And, on the eve of International Women’s Day, Jessi revisits her surprisingly deep and moving conversation with comedian Debra Digiovanni. Put on your toques, your snow boots, your bunny hugs and ENJOY!

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BENNIFER 4EVA! Jessi was moved to TEARS (and AROUSED) watching the new Jlo & Ben Affleck documentary “The Greatest Love Story Never Told”, Pitbull is opening a restaurant in a Walmart, Trayvis Swelce spent a romantic day at … The ZOO? And Beyonce might be facing legal action from Franklin The Turtle… But does “Texas Hold ‘Em” sound like the “Franklin” theme song? Jessi lets YOU, The PEOPLE decide. 

Then, make sure you’re wearing underpants, because the Paparazzi is here! Jessi revisits the time she went on on a STAKEOUT with NYC Paparazzi Cesar Pena. As they wait for Ashley Olsen to emerge with her new baby, Jessi asks him EVERYTHING she has ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW. How does he know where famous people are? What is the most money he’s made off a single photo? Which celebrities call him? Which celebrities swear at him? Cesar TELLS ALL. 

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This is Me… Jessi in an ALL-NEW MID SEASON BANGER! I watched Jlo’s “This Is Me… Now: A Love Story” so you don’t have to! I take back everything I said about Beyonce’s country album and I get shamed for not believing in Trayvis Swelce. Also, I took my daughter to the American Girl Doll Store and I WILL NEVER BE THE SAME. 

Plus! Only Fans has been all over the news this week, so I re-visit my conversation with top creator and viral sensation Elle Brooke. She tells me EVERYTHING I EVER wanted to know about Only Fans but was too embarrassed to ask… until now.  How does it work? How much money does she make? And why is she grateful to Piers Morgan for shaming her on Live TV? She’s telling Jessi EVERYTHING and selling her knickers to the highest bidder! Enjoy!

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“VIVA LAS VEGAS!” This is the SUPERBOWL of mid-season bangers… and Jessi is tackling (pun intended) The GAME! The HALFTIME SHOW! The NUDITY! The LOVE STORY! The AFTER PARTIES! The BEYONCE SINGLES! And …will Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift stay together after what transpired on Sunday Night? Jessi has THOUGHTS.  Plus, we revisit her call with Taylor Swift’s Security Guard, because, if we’ve learned one thing from the NFL, it’s capitalize on Taylor Swift while you can!

Speaking of love and romance, this episode was recorded on Valentines Day so Jessi’s husband Evan drops by to tell her why she’s not getting flowers or candy this year, and her 6 year old son Dray weighs in on love, romance and… his girlfriend? To quote Usher ‘Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh… OH MY GOD.” Enjoy!

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It’s a mid-season banger filled with Chaos Queens: Miley Cyrus! Jay Z! Taylor Swift! Donald Trump! Jessi breaks down the most UNHINGED moments at the Grammys- if you are a #swiftie… maybe skip that part. While you’re skipping things, Jessi suggests you skip the movie Saltburn (controversial take!) and reveals her family member featured in the new Netflix Doc ‘The Greatest Night in Pop’.

Plus! Trump is creeping back into your news feeds, and possibly, into the White House - need someone smart and funny to explain WHY? HOW? WHAT? So does Jessi, so she called Barack Obama’s Former White House Chief of Staff Alyssa Mastromonaco to explain it all (and share NEVER BEFORE TOLD STORIES about her time in the White House) 🤯🤯🤯

*This episode is brought to you by the people of Saskatchewan 

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Today is a very stupid, very fun and very personal episode. For the first time, Jessi opens up about her deeply painful loss.

Then, put on your (v unflattering) bathing caps, we're diving in to the Paris Games. Jessi gets a shocking DM from a Canadian Olympic Gymnast and celebrates Hot, Taught, Cocky, Ballsy Olympians! She gives her HOT TAKES on who are the sexiest athletes, why the olympics needs more a**holes, and why she thinks she should compete at the 2028 games. Plus... Breaking Penis News makes it's triumphant return as we discuss the Penis that Broke an olympians dreams. All that, and Ben Affleck got a post-breakup makeover, teens don't work summer jobs anymore, and Demi Moore wants to normalize farts. ew.

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Ready or Not… It’s a mid-season banger filled with COMEBACKS! Justin Timberlake is BACK with new music! Vanderpump Rules is BACK with Season 11! And Heidi Montag is BACK with her first single in 16 years! JESSI. HAS.THOUGHTS. Plus- Coachella will make you feel geriatric and Jessica Biel wants you to eat in the shower?

Then, we re-visit Jessi’s call with icon, legend, reality TV QUEEN Scheana Shay to get you Vanderpumped UP for the scandalous new season of Vanderpump Rules. Change your name to “Raquel” and enjoy!

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IT’S A MID-SEASON BANGER MIRACLE! Jessi survived pink eye, lice, covid and a work trip with her 3 children and she’s here to tell you all about it. Plus, it’s JUST KEN at the Oscars and Jessi has THOUGHTS. You won’t believe what Elder Millennial Song is climbing to the top of the charts again and tips on how NOT to buy your husband a Man Spank.

Then, for the first time ever, we release our inhibitions AND the complete Whitney Port interview. Was The Hills FAKE? Is she still FRIENDS WITH LAUREN?  Were those SEX TAPE rumors REAL? Does Whitney love “Bongs and Butt Sex”? Whit goes THERE in this shocking, hilarious, fan-favorite call! 

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Jessi says “Yes, and?” to EVERYTHING in this Mid-Season Banger! Including Ariana Grande’s new, controversial single ‘Yes, And?’ Then she delves into the winners, the wives, the speeches, the jokes and Matty Matheson at the Emmys. Plus, Jessi’s husband Evan returns for a HOTLY ANTICIPATED review of The Scandinavian Sleep Method. Will it save their marriage? Or are they destined for sleep divorce? Find out today!

All that AND Chris Kirkpatrick… We Want You Back. So we re-visit Jessi’s hilarious, honest and unforgettable conversation with NSYNC’s founding father. Would he have hooked up with her at a concert? Does he regret those dreadlocks? Are NSYNC reuniting? Chris answers everything (but struggles to recognize his own song in a rousing game of Name That Boyband Tune). This episode will take you to a Better Place.   

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It’s a GOLDEN Mid-Season BANGER ! First, Jessi watched The Golden Wedding with her mom and her reaction was platinum. Then, there was romance, drama and sexist jokes at The Golden Globes, and Evan makes his 2024 Phone A Friend debut to talk SPORTS! (Because sports coverage is what the Phonies are looking for.)

Plus! We revisit Jessi’s conversation with Sarah Nicole Landry of The Birds Papaya, to give you a fresh perspective on how to love yourself and your body this year. Sarah tells Jessi how she went from hurting her body to embracing every curve, why everybody needs a “Hoe period” and why she met, then unfollowed, a Kardashian.  ENJOY!

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It’s our first MID-SEASON BANGER ! These are mini episodes before we launch Season 2, and this one is a BANGER. Jessi reveals why the end of 2023 was ROUGH, how she ended up vacationing at a 5 star kids resort, where she spent Christmas and why she is READY FOR HER KIDS TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL. Plus! CALLING ALL THIRSTY MOMS Jessi is parched for Jeremy Allen White in his Calvin’s.

Then, we revisit the conversation with Dan Levy that made international headlines. From behind-the-scenes struggles at MTV to the highs and lows of SCHITTS CREEK to DEEPLY PERSONAL QUESTIONS ABOUT DAN’S LOVE LIFE (because they’ve been friends for so long, Jessi can pretty much ask him ANYTHING). ENJOY!

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In one of Jessi's FAVORITE INTERVIEWS OF THE YEAR, Shenae Grimes-Beech will make you say ‘9021-0H-MY-GOD!’ with shocking, unfiltered revelations about her time in Hollywood. She tells ALL about the behind the scenes drama at 90210, tabloid headlines, aging terribly, forgetting Meghan Markle and dating John Mayer. And don’t ever call her a ‘bitch’. 

Plus! Kesha is officially single and Taylor Swift is officially NOT. Jada and Will have been lying to us, Britney’s memoir is TOO honest? The Eras Movie is TOO MUCH? And 6 year old Adonis Graham drops his debut single. This episode has big 2008 energy so put on your oversized belt, throw on an unnecessary scarf, grab a venti Starbucks latte and ENJOY!

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Get Horny in time for the Holidays! With Jessi’s FAVORITE comedian/podcaster/singer of Christmas bangers Matt Rogers, who is here to serenade us all with sultry songs off of his hilarious, horny and festive debut album ‘Have You Heard Of Christmas?’ Then, he reveals private text conversations with Jennifer Lawrence and gives hot tips on how to hook up at the holidays.  

Plus! Jessi saw The Eras Movie! 4 weeks late! She gives her surprising review then dissects the HUG SEEN AROUND THE WORLD between Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce. We also take a somber moment to remember Harry Styles’ Hair, Joey Fatone’s Double Chin and Kim Kardashian’s latest failed relationship. Jessi learns TOO MUCH about Lauren Sanchez and Jeff Bezos in Vogue and get ready to drop 1 billion dollars on this year’s Goop Holiday Gift Guide !! 

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It’s the Season 1 Finale of Phone A Friend and Jessi is celebrating with YOU! She leaked her number on the internet so anyone could call her live… and they DID. Expect near-engagements, surprise performances, single straight men, pregnancy announcements and more shocking twists and turns than the Vanderpump Rules trailer. 

Plus! Do Christmas Cards have to be “festive”? (asking for a friend, and that friend is the Royal Family), Kidz Bop takes on a gay anthem and shhhh …. Dakota Johnson is sleeping. All that plus Phone A Friend drops a Holiday Single, as our gift to YOU. Happy Holidays PHONIES! We’ll talk in the new year?

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Brace yourself for influencing icon Jillian Harris like you’ve NEVER HEARD HER BEFORE: Off the feed, off the rails, unpolished and un (sepia) filtered. Jillian shares the ups, the downs and the can’t get it ups of being The Bachelorette- why Mike Fleiss hated her and why her ex-fiance Ed will be sending an angry email after listening to this episode. Then, a hurtful Tik Tok makes her cry, why her husband became a ‘dadfluencer’ and why she needs her phone in the bathroom. 

 Plus! The Golden Bachelor was all a LIE, JTT re-emerges at a convenience store, a journalist calls Adam Driver ugly and Jessi unpacks Renaissance: A Film By Beyonce. Phone A Friend: A Podcast by Jessi is ALL NEW, ENJOY!

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Hold on to your desks and pretend they’re not Ikea… Interior Designer to the STARS Martyn Lawrence Bullard is TELLING ALL about the homes, the closets, the toilets and the SEX ROOMS of celebrities whose homes he’s designed. He tells Jessi about the time Cher sent him to India, the reason Kylie Jenner wanted her furniture to match her lips, how Ru Paul turned 6 bedrooms into a closet and why Kris Jenner has the best snacks (and green fridge). Oh, and Martyn describes a celebrity’s “sex room” he designed to look like a Chanel bag. Casual. 

Plus! Jessi has THOUGHTS on everything that happened last week (The Gwyneth Paltrow Ski Accident Musical! The Mean Girls love Walmart! The $1000 towel skirt! Matt Rife Is Canceled!) and dives into Travis Kelce’s Old Tweets. Then, Jason shocks Jessi by reading HER old tweets, Enrique Iglesias shocked the world with his singing voice, and the Tik Tok sleep trend that could save your marriage. This episode features guest appearances by Romi and Evan… live from the CLOFFICE! enjoy!

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Gaga, Celine, Hot Gymnasts, Cold Rooms, Canadian Scandals- Jessi is bringing you IN DEPTH Olympic Games coverage, minus the sports part! Then, Hawk Tuah girl has been replaced by … Margarita Butt Couple? After hearing this story, you may never set foot in a Chili’s again. 

Plus, Jessi watched Dirty Pop, the new Lou Pearlman documentary which was too much dirty, not enough pop. All that and a Nickleback mashup that will give you Celine Dion-atop-the-eiffel-tower-level chills. This episode deserves a GOLD MEDAL (but Jessi is Canadian so she’d be THRILLED with a Bronze). Enjoy!

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We are OFF for Thanksgiving Week but this year, Jessi is grateful for YOU and for SHAWN DESMAN. That's why we she is blessing your ears with an all-time favourite episode!

To all my ladies who be lookin’ real fine… come on, get in and GET READY - not only does Shaw serenade Jessi with his classics, he gets emotional (like, TEARS) talking about why he stopped making music and how Drake encouraged him to come back. 

Plus- it was a HOT DIVORCE SUMMER! Jessi knows why Justin Trudeau is single but has no idea why Ariana Grande fell for Sponge Bob Square Pants. Then, we look inside Gwyneth Paltrow’s guest house (warning: it’s nicer than your real house) and her fridge (warning: it’s filled with more moisturizer than food). And Heidi and Spencer are back - find out why and how on this early 2000’s Banger of an episode. 

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Jessi’s FAVORITE comedian/podcaster/singer of Christmas bangers Matt Rogers is here to serenade us all with sultry songs off of his hilarious, horny and festive debut album ‘Have You Heard Of Christmas?’ Then, he reveals private text conversations with Jennifer Lawrence and gives hot tips on how to hook up at the holidays.  

Plus! Jessi saw The Eras Movie! 4 weeks late! She gives her surprising review then dissects the HUG SEEN AROUND THE WORLD between Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce. We also take a somber moment to remember Harry Styles’ Hair, Joey Fatone’s Double Chin and Kim Kardashian’s latest failed relationship. Jessi learns TOO MUCH about Lauren Sanchez and Jeff Bezos in Vogue and get ready to drop 1 billion dollars on this year’s Goop Holiday Gift Guide!! 

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Jessi is the Andy Cohen of Selling Sunset, so she’s calling OG Cast Member Mary Bonnet to ask questions that are none of her BAD ASS BUSINESS. Is she going to get pregnant again? Is Bre REALLY leaving the show? How much do the Oppenheim twins fight behind the scenes and how well endowed is Micheal B Jordan? (we GO THERE).

PLUS! Jessi disagrees with the ‘DILF OF THE YEAR’, Travis Barker is NOT dad of the year, Phone a Friend Investigates: Bravocon and Jessi thinks Ke$ha is better than Beyonce. You read that right. Listen to this episode before you @ her. And as always, leave Jessi a VOICEMAIL (or PAGE HER) HERE: 323-448-0068

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Jessi might have a Halloween Hangover, but she’s going to the Fantasy Suite with Courtney Robertson anyways, and YOU’RE INVITED! Called “The MOST NOTORIOUS VILLAIN In Bachelor History” Courtney is not afraid to TELL ALL about The Bachelor - Is the mansion sh*tty? Did she use protection in the fantasy suite? Did she get to keep her ring? Jessi has 28 seasons worth of burning questions and Courtney answers ALL OF THEM. 

Plus! Jessi reveals how she convinced her kids to dress up as Nsync at the VMA’s for Halloween, and celebrates the winners of the inaugural Phone A Friend Celebrity Halloween Costume Contest- honorees include Justin Bieber, Paris Hilton, Heidi Klum and MORE! Then, Kim Kardashian’s nipples are showing, Gen-z is tired of working 9 to 5 and Flava Flav is an American hero. We also honor Matthew Perry and Jessi reveals their personal connection that she’s never shared before. Will you accept this podcast?

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Britney Spears’ TELL ALL memoir is here and so is the man who started the #FREEBRITNEY movement, Jordan Miller! He reads Britney’s best-selling memoir (so YOU don’t have to) and breaks down all of the shocking details.

Plus! Jessi’s EX is dating GIGI HADID, if you dance with your hands up, YOU’RE OLD, Paris Hilton’s baby is being bullied and Emily Blunt IS a bully? This is a nesting party of an episode, so settle in with some soup and sourdough and enjoy.  

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Shenae Grimes-Beech will make you say ‘9021-0H-MY-GOD!’ with shocking, unfiltered revelations about her time in Hollywood. She tells ALL about the behind the scenes drama at 90210, tabloid headlines, aging terribly, forgetting Meghan Markle and dating John Mayer. And don’t ever call her a ‘bitch’. 

Plus! Kesha is officially single and Taylor Swift is officially NOT. Jada and Will have been lying to us, Britney’s memoir is TOO honest? The Eras Movie is TOO MUCH? And 6 year old Adonis Graham drops his debut single. This episode has big 2008 energy so put on your oversized belt, throw on an unnecessary scarf, light a cigarette with your venti Starbucks latte and ENJOY!

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Barack Obama’s Former White House Deputy Chief of Staff Alyssa Mastromonaco TAKES JESSI’S CALL and officially becomes our most IMPRESSIVE (and HILARIOUS?) guest. She tells never before heard (CLASSIFIED!) stories about having to poop at the Vatican and stealing from Buckingham Palace. Then, she tells Jessi what the f*** has been going on with Donald Trump. The impeachments, the indictments, the trials, the mug shots… Alyssa Explains it ALL.

Plus! The Beckhams are #relatable, Gwyneth Paltrow is NOT, Britney Spears is ready for Christmas,  Brody Jenner is wasting breastmilk and Arnold Schwarzenegger thinks they’re all a bunch of WIMPS. What do YOU think?

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This episode has MANY Phone A Friend FIRSTS! Our FIRST Real Housewife Jessel Taank tells Jessi why she would never trash Jenna Lyons, why she refused to have sex after childbirth and why she is not “The Villain” (even if you think she is). Then she gives Jessi a Housewives Tagline, FINALLY! Plus, for the first time in Jessi’s lifetime… she talks about football. (As it relates to Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift, obvs).

And it’s a TV spectacular! Jessi watched ‘The Golden Bachelor’ and she might be in love, she watched ‘Naked Attraction’ and she’s definitely a prude, and she watched Heidi and Spencer in their Meryl Streep Era. All that plus Selling The OC, Britney dancing with knives, Cardi B saying #MeBoo and MORE- do NOT pair your Alexander Wang with your Balenciaga but DO enjoy this episode!

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I hope you’re listening to this episode on a burner phone because DEUX MOI is Jessi’s guest co-host and she is spilling HIGHLY CLASSIFIED CELEBRITY SECRETS before you’ll hear them anywhere else. Are Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift LOVERS (Deux has DETAILS)! Is she on Team Joe or Team Sophie? Why Usher was never supposed to perform at the Superbowl and IS NSYNC GOING ON TOUR?? Deux has answers. Jessi is sweating. This episode is DEUX HOT TO HANDLE. Enjoy!

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This week Jessi’s Phone A Friend is… YOU! She’s clearing out her voicemail box by answering YOUR messages for the first time, LIVE! And Phonies, you did not disappoint. You are forcing Jessi to apologize for past mistakes, to reveal a shocking truth about Hanson, to explain what “Burrata” is and why Seth Rogen made her eat it.

Plus! Jessi drags her husband Evan on the show to discuss her postpartum hair loss. She might have to call the Divorce Lawyer after his comments. Pop open the top button on those pants and settle in for a VERY SPECIAL episode of Phone A Friend!

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PS: This episode was recorded BEFORE *NSync Reunited ... Jessi PROMISES to talk ALL about it NEXT WEEK!

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In this very special episode, Jessi is clearing out her inbox and checking YOUR voicemails, LIVE! You force her to tell all about a celebrity friend, reveal details about Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner’s house and share a shocking story about her Celebrity nanny. 

Plus! 2000’s trends, Kidz Bop takes on Beyonce and why is the internet saying ‘Kamala IS BRAT’? Jessi finds out Brats! So LET’S CHECK MY VOICEMAIL!

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Fefe Dobson is back with new music! But first, Jessi forces her to revisit her old music in a hilarious round of FEFE-OKE. Then, they talk about highs of having success as a teenager, the lows of being dropped by her album and all the romances, heartbreaks and ex-boyfriends in between. 

Plus! Are you a SHARENT? Do you share pictures and videos of your kids online? Jessi does, and a new law just got passed that could stop her. Then, Justin Bieber needs a fashion intervention, Vasectomies are trending on Tik Tok and Leonardo Dicaprio doesn’t know any of this because he’s been on a yacht since 2022.  

Crack open a Smirnoff or pop a bottle of MOET (pronounced with a hard T) and enjoy!

PS this episode was recorded BEFORE NSYNC REUNITED at the VMAs (but, you heard it here first!)

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Why do Child Stars often grow up to be Trainwrecks? Former Child Star Alyson Stoner (Cheaper By The Dozen, Camp Rock, That’s So Raven…) knows exactly why. Alyson is all grown up and on a mission to finally EXPOSE HOLLYWOOD. The actor and podcaster shares stories, facts and childhood experiences with Jessi that explain why so many child stars end up peeing in mop buckets (and worse). 

Plus! Jessi has an AFTER-RENAISSANCE GLOW and shares HOW she got last minute tickets to Beyonce’s L.A show, the surprising guest she spotted in the crowd and everything you DIDN’T see at the big B-DAY concert. Then Hot Divorce Summer rages on (RIP Sophie and Joe), Kanye West shows us his Venice Canal, Burning Man is NOT FOR JESSI… but this episode IS!

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We hope you’re hungry because Jessi has put together an ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT BUFFET of her favorite games with some of her favorite guests! Dan Levy, Chris Kirkpatrick, Whitney Port, Max Kerman, The Hot Wiggle and MORE. From Dan Levy revealing his first kiss, to Whitney Port truth-telling everything about Lauren Conrad, to Priyanka sending Jessi an accidental dick pic mid-interview, these are Phone A Friend Heritage Moments that deserve to be celebrated. 

Plus! We pull out a NEVER-BEFORE-HEARD, TOO-HOT-FOR-YOUR-EARS game with Cat & Nat and WARNING: it is not safe for kids. We’re kicking off this festive labor day long weekend with a festive episode so wear white for the last time… and ENJOY! 

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‘Hot Divorce Summer’ has officially turned into ‘Ugly Divorce Summer’ and celebrity divorce lawyer James J. Sexton is telling Jessi why Britney Spears’s ex is “disgusting”, why Olivia Wilde is “to blame” for her drama with Jason Sudeikis and why Kevin Costner is probably leaking stories about his wife. Then, he tells Jessi the secret to NOT getting divorced! Airhorn Sound Effect! 

Plus, *NSYNC is reuniting and Jessi has proof, Flo Rida is getting Low Low Low with a different kind of shawty, Taylor Swift is RUINING weddings and Brody Jenner is a HOT. DAD. This episode will not leave you INCOMPLETE (you’ll get that joke once you listen).

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