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Happy NFL Draft Week to those who Celebrate! It truly is the most wonderful time of the year! On this episode, the Snake and I walk through all 32 picks of the first round and tell you who should get drafted, what teams will trade and who gets stuck with Ty Simpson. ENJOY!!!

Bliss said he wanted to hang out so I rolled in with a doozy of a downer BUT we also unveil the Seahawks secret weapon for next season. 

36 HOURS TO SEAHAWKS V NINERS FOR ALL THE MARBLES.

HOW DO WE FEEL? ARE WE OK? WHAT IS AN OBLIQUE? 

Also playoff predictions, Harbaugh in NYC and Dante Moore NOT in NYC. 

Snake and Julz go full speed (2:00 per matchup) to tackle the latest in Phinnecky in under 20mins. 

Coming off less-than-victories, Zak and the Commish discuss where their season went wrong, who gave Zak his curse and how to commit voter fraud. 

OoooOOOOooo Spooooky Chris Antez and SCARY Commish discusses Monday Night Football, Week 8, Waivers and the TERRIFYING bye's in Week 9 that could KILL your team's playoff hopes! 

Whoops. Well, three weeks went by which means a bazillion hot takes from Bliss and Em spanning from Russ to Giselle and THEN we talk Week 8 (35mins-ish) to which we explore whether one can or cannot be too drunk to talk sports. 

An EPIC debate with Bliss + Em + Commish whether Geno is the real deal?!? Once drunk enough, Bliss and Commish debate who might kinda win this week.

The Commish and Emily sit down with Dr. Nasty to talk through the Seahawks loss to the Dirty Birds. On top of that, we talk upcoming Week 4 matchups and BUTT PUNTS. 

EmCal and Bottom join forces to recap Seahawks v Broncos and find out what Bottom should do in a post-Dak world.

Time to crunch for the greatest test of all, THE PHINNECKY DRAFT!!! Habitual 2nd place finisher, Ben Derige, walks us through the final draft order and gives his best tips and tricks for picking almost winners. 

Odds are that the first player selected in the Phinnecky will be a Running Back. With that, who would YOU take with #1 Overall?

Phinnecky RB expert, Nasty Lyle, breaks down the Top 10 RBs for this coming season and his #1 selection will surprise you!

KICK THE TIRES AND LIGHT THE FIRES IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO LEARN ABOUT NASCAR!!!! 

The Phinnecky Draft Lottery is just DAYS away and Nasty Lyle is here to tell you EVERYTHING you need to know to pick the driver that gets you the #1 pick. 

IF YOU'RE NOT FIRST, YOU'RE LAST! YEEEEHAAWWWW!

Some legends are told, some turn to dust or to gold. 

But you will remember Zak Remember Zak for centuries And just one mistake is all it will take He'll go down in history Remember Zak for centuries

Brit Browning is out of the text thread and into the podcast when he joins Ben Bliss in ignoring any concept of research or preparation to deliver the hottest takes on record.

NOTE: PORTIONS OF THIS EPISODE HAVE BEEN PRE-RECORDED. 

Our Phinnecky Wide Receiver analyst, Andrew "I drafted Ja'Marr Chase" Bottom joins me (sorta) to annouce the Top 10 WRs for the upcoming season. 

Season 4 hath officially begun! And with it comes the first ever Phinnecky Draft Guide!

Listen as Snake walks us through his Top 10 QBs for 2023 and update your own Top10s in the link here -> https://1drv.ms/x/s!AkuY08KaBtfrgb5PGgOx0SkEx6rMiA?e=zf4hwk

Captain Tez lets us know what to look for regarding Hawks in the Draft.

The third and final chapter to the Russell Wilson saga. In search of closure, Bliss plays Mystery Date Game to analyze all the non-draft QB options left for the Seahawks heading into next season. The results are SHOCKING. 

Nasty, Bliss, Bottom and the whole Commish household gather to talk the Russell Wilson trade that we basically PROPHESIZED just a week ago. We talk who won the trade and whether this means the Pete is ready to run it back with someone new or if Jody Allen is prepping to sell the Hawks for parts. 

Bliss and EmCal join this special Offseason Edition of the Phinnecky Podcast to discuss a sleeper draft pick for the Seahawks, Amari Cooper leaving the Cowboys, Kliff outliving Kyler in AZ, celebrity gossip and WHO STILL LIKES RUSSELL WILSON?

Some Phinnecky Dadz get together to discuss how Zak fucked up the best of football weekends and what he can expect in the upcoming glory of fatherhood. 

Zak takes a moment to kindly talk playoffs, gambling, mudslides and (most of all) to thank the rest of Phinnecky for sucking so much at fantasy sports.

Julian Madden and Lyle Summerall go over in great detail (NEARLY 90 MINUTES) each matchup, upcoming waivers and lessons learned from the 2021 season for each owner. 

An old school deep dive into each matchup and team to determine what players were smart picks and which murdered your championship hopes without any remorse. (Then they wore your season's face as a mask and danced naked in the mirror with their wiener tucked in between their legs asking if you wanted to f....)

Reigning Phinnecky Champ, Jake the Snake, speaks from experience when he breaks down what Derige did to beat him and what it'll take for Zak to fair better in the 2021 Championship. Also, we discuss the rest of the bowl matchups and the very special gift Snake had waiting in his stocking this year. 

The one and only Andrew Bottom calls in from his (parent's) chateau to discuss the Phinnecky Playoffs and why his season went to complete shit in the month of November. Also, the commish reveals the secret ingredient to JP's midseason turnaround.  

Gather the family. light up the tree, spin the dreidel and pour yourself a toxic level of boozy nog because it's the Phinnecky Pod Holiday Edition with Nasty Lyle. 

Bottom comes aboard to explain his 3-game losing streak and why he is playoff bound. 

DJ Vegas Derige joins the pod to talk about how the West is up for grabs and ask why everyone doesn't have a dog.

The Nastiest of guests comes on the pod to talk Playoff Projections, Waiver Options, the football demise of Jason Garrett and whether Pete and Russ are the future for our beloved Seahawks. 

Stef comes by to talk kids, Phinnecky and why D'Onta Foreman may or may not be worth $69.

Snake joins the pod to ask how many bottles of NyQuil it took for Commish to start Bell. Lyle calls in to root for Cougs and explain why he suspended his own QB for not following Vax policy. 

Bailiff Bottom and Judge Tez rule on both corruption charges and the odds of who will make the Phinnecky playoffs. 

Most people do a Halloween episode, in Phinnecky we let kids trick or treat on the league podcast. Cal picks winners and spits hot takes (primarily regarding Spiderman.)

Daniel Jones is DEAD, Rivers is BACK, Hurts is useless and Lamar/Mahomes era is OVER. This episode is LOADED and I havent even mentioned D. Nasty will tell us how to fix the Cougs (and how the #1 QB prospect in 2017 can save the Vikings). 

Jake the SNAKE tells everyone why Derrick Henry is the best while Ben Bliss calls in to tell us that he had King Henry first. We also do NFL comps for each Phinnecky team and bitch about the Seahawks for 20-ish mins. 

Bliss and the Commish get probably too drunk on a Friday to accurately predict Week 6 and call out why Seahawk fans don't sincerely love Russell Wilson.

On this TNF (Thursday Night Finnecky), Zak explains why drafting Christian McCaffrey for the second year in a row is really paying off for him while the Commish sacrifices several beers to the gods of football in an attempt to improve the fortunes of his rookie QBs. 

Nasty Lyle and the Commish discuss top waiver pickups, the almost-undefeated NFC West, how much FAAB to spend on QBs after injuries, the return of Aaron Rodgers and who will win in Phinnecky Week 3.

JP drops in to talk Thursday Night Football while I discover that, not only did I lose my Week One matchup (SURPRISE!) due to a stat correction but that Daniel Jones may be the greatest running QB of all time. Also iMessage is the devil.

Waiver Wednesday with Ben Derige who autodrafted three linebackers and is looking to redeem his sins. 

Bliss moves to the best coast and calls out who will Bust and who will Rise in both the NFL and the league that matters. 

Snake and JP talk the Top 10 picks, Sam Darnold trade and random Seattle Trivia. 

Live from Edgewood, WA... the Commish sits down with 5x Champ Jake the Snake to talk playoffs, championships and Tom Brady on steroids. 

I don't know what's more exhausting, a slumber party full of 9yr old boys or watching JJ McCarthy play football. Snake joins the pod to help me find the answer.