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| Title | Pub. Date | Duration | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Rebecca's Wedding Plot Twist Of The Century | 30 Sep 2026 | 00:56:37 | |
Jackson shaves his mustache, Rebecca has a big decision to make, and Mikey makes a billion dollars. | |||
| Maniac Tries To Ruin My Birthday Party | 23 Sep 2026 | 00:55:47 | |
Mikey's parking garage party is crashed by a maniac. Jackson goes to Fort Worth to play video games and swindles a corporation. | |||
| Life Measured Through Hot Dog Distance | 16 Sep 2026 | 00:51:20 | |
Mikey needs a wedding dance instructor. We talk life stats and help Jessica Rabbit with her new job. Legendary Fermi.gg guess. | |||
| The Worst Trash Can On Earth | 09 Sep 2026 | 00:50:35 | |
Jackson gets greasy at DragonCon. Mikey's trash can sucks. | |||
| Getting Scammed Out of $1000 | 02 Sep 2026 | 00:56:07 | |
Mikey is joined by Scott, an old friend who was just scammed out of $1000 in a fairly obvious trick. | |||
| Our Most Embarrassing Work Stories | 26 Aug 2026 | 00:58:55 | |
Rebecca returns to the show. She is scared of embarrassing herself at her fancy new "government" job. Mikey gets sprayed in the face, Jackson cries in the bathroom, and Rebecca doesn't know how to take a breakfast order. | |||
| And Then There Were Two | 19 Aug 2026 | 00:42:12 | |
The Personality Hires are back with some BIG changes. Mikey and Jackson detail some of the biggest robberies of all time (Mikey didn't understand the assignment). Mikey thinks 'they' are trying to burn down his apartment. | |||
| The Most Expensive "Free Trial" You'll Ever Hear About | 29 Jul 2026 | 00:46:43 | |
What started as a conversation about Jackson's dream trip to Japan quickly turned into one of our biggest financial confessions yet. We debate what purchases are actually worth the money from YouTube Premium and therapy to travel, Pokémon collectibles, and fast-casual food before Rebecca reveals the painful truth: she accidentally paid for a forgotten subscription for TWO YEARS! Personality Hires YouTube ✦ Follow the Personality Hires ✦ Email US with your hot office goss! | |||
| Abby Has an Offer Jackson Can't Refuse | 22 Jul 2026 | 00:40:20 | |
Ever gotten something permanent done to yourself and instantly regretted it before loving it again 24 hours later? Rebecca did, and she's got the tattoo to prove it. Plus: a horror movie debate, and Abby's dad's increasingly wild lengths to score a tee time at one of the most exclusive golf courses on earth. Personality Hires YouTube ✦ Follow the Personality Hires ✦ Email US with your hot office goss! | |||
| This Is Every Traveler's Worst Nightmare | 16 Jul 2026 | 00:38:11 | |
Ever wondered what would happen if you showed up to the airport without your ID? Jackson accidentally made one of the biggest travel mistakes imaginable when he shipped his wallet across the country before two flights home. Then, Rebecca admits to the most embarrassing habit she's ever shared on the podcast. Plus, Mikey's self-driving Waymo goes completely rogue, turning a simple Uber ride into what felt like a kidnapping. | |||
| Should Fans Stay Out of Ariana Grande's Business? | 08 Jul 2026 | 00:34:03 | |
Is it ever okay to comment on a celebrity's health? This week on Personality Hires, the conversation starts with one ridiculous question: can Rebecca actually make money by selling her Hinge love story? Then we get into a real conversation about Ariana Grande's world tour, the discourse around her appearance, and where the line is between fan concern and parasocial overreach when a celebrity may be struggling privately. Plus: Jackson and Mikey accidentally turn an apartment pool party into the most competitive childhood game imaginable. Personality Hires YouTube ✦ Follow the Personality Hires ✦ Email US with your hot office goss! | |||
| First Day Fails & Our Love Island Superlatives | 01 Jul 2026 | 00:39:23 | |
This week: Mikey's first day at his new radio job goes sideways, we put a flaky friend on trial in Inhumane Resources, and Love Island USA superlatives get way too personal. Personality Hires YouTube ✦ Follow the Personality Hires ✦ Email US with your hot office goss! | |||
| BONUS EP: Is Love Island USA Doing Too Much??? | 25 Jun 2026 | 00:39:48 | |
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| Big News, Bad Bits & the JoJo Siwa Cruise | 24 Jun 2026 | 00:40:29 | |
Rebecca is officially 2 YEARS CANCER FREE. She shares what the milestone means, what got her through tongue cancer treatment, and the advice that actually helped. But first we have to discuss the JoJo Siwa Cruise! Yes, it's real. Two grown women paid to be on it, and Abby cannot stop watching. Plus, we break down the art of running "bits" in everyday life, and Rebecca reveals the detail about her first fight with her boyfriend. Personality Hires YouTube ✦ Follow the Personality Hires ✦ Email US with your hot office goss! | |||
| AI Fruit Soap Operas Are Taking Over TikTok...So We Made Our Own | 17 Jun 2026 | 00:42:53 | |
Have you fallen down the AI soap opera rabbit hole on TikTok yet? This week on Personality Hires, we react to the internet's latest obsession: bizarre AI-generated soap operas starring fruit, hairdryers, curling irons, and other random household objects. After watching some truly unhinged clips, we decide to prove humans are still funnier than AI by creating our own dramatic appliance soap opera, As The Kitchen Turns. We also discuss: Personality Hires YouTube ✦ Follow the Personality Hires ✦ Email US with your hot office goss! | |||
| One Huge Mistake & One Unexpected Announcement | 10 Jun 2026 | 00:30:04 | |
A routine trip to the grocery store turns into one of the most uncomfortable moments of Jackson's life. Then Rebecca makes a surprising Pride Month announcement, and why she's feeling differently than she did just a few years ago. Plus, and interesting game hosted by Mikey. Personality Hires YouTube ✦ Follow the Personality Hires ✦ Email US with your hot office goss! | |||
| Career Moves and Cringe Playlists! | 03 Jun 2026 | 00:42:40 | |
This week Mikey shares some big news and he's weirdly emotional about it. We unpack his big career move, we also tackle a listener's remote-work dilemma (how do you prank people you've never met IRL?). And then absolutely roast each other's most-streamed Spotify songs. Personality Hires YouTube ✦ Follow the Personality Hires ✦ Email US with your hot office goss! | |||
| Six Hundred Square Feet of Chaos | 28 May 2026 | 00:35:15 | |
It's Rebecca's birthday, and we're celebrating the only way we know how by asking her deeply personal questions she may or may not want to answer. We hear about her chaotic move into her new apartment, play a round of Sip or Spill with a "text or delete" twist, and somehow end up talking body counts. Plus, Jackson and Mikey come clean about ditching Rebecca. And Mikey shares the tale of getting completely hustled by a cooler guy outside the Tabernacle for $31. We close out trying to solve the mystery of the New Orleans shoe warlock. Personality Hires YouTube ✦ Follow the Personality Hires ✦ Email US with your hot office goss! | |||
| Wedding Whiskers & The 99-Cent Scandal! | 20 May 2026 | 00:31:27 | |
The crew debates whether Jackson should shave his beloved mustache before his wedding, and things get unexpectedly deep when low contrast faces, weight gain, and bridal confidence all enter the chat. Then Mikey shares his week from hell after his girlfriend found a mysterious item in his passenger door nearly derailed his relationship and an entire dinner at his girlfriend's parents' house. The leading theory? An op in his building. Listen for more! Personality Hires YouTube ✦ Follow the Personality Hires ✦ Email US with your hot office goss! | |||
| We Need To Talk About Abby's Most Humiliating Moment Ever | 13 May 2026 | 00:41:34 | |
After two and a half years living with her parents, Rebecca is finally moving into her own place and packing is already breaking her. Abby shares her most mortifying dog-sitting story to date. Plus Jackson reveals a major life change before his wedding. Personality Hires YouTube ✦ Follow the Personality Hires ✦ Email US with your hot office goss! | |||
| Are Your 30s the New 20s? Aging, Apartments & Adulting | 06 May 2026 | 00:34:16 | |
Abby just turned 29 and is already panicking about 30. So the crew debates what actually changes with age and whether your 30s are really the new 20s. Then Rebecca tells the most chaotic apartment hunting story of all time: a ghosted tour, blocked emails, an OCD spiral, and a boyfriend who did NOT sign up for this. Did she get the dream Atlanta apartment? Tune in to find out! Personality Hires YouTube ✦ Follow the Personality Hires ✦ Email US with your hot office goss! | |||
| Our First AMA: Restaurant Etiquette, Biopic Dream Casts & Wild TV Pitches | 29 Apr 2026 | 00:40:06 | |
We're answering YOUR questions for the first time and things get weird fast. Mikey gets scolded by a waitress for bending the takeout rules and can't stop thinking about it. Jackson, Abby, and Rebecca debate the best way to win back a service worker's approval. Then we dive into listener AMA questions: celebrity look-alikes, who we'd stay friends with outside work, and updates on the Bert Show. Personality Hires YouTube ✦ Follow the Personality Hires ✦ Email US with your hot office goss! | |||
| Jackson's Wedding Planning Is Ruining Us! | 22 Apr 2026 | 00:38:34 | |
Jackson is six months engaged and already breaking wedding rules. Can the groom see the dress before the big day? We debate wedding videography costs, tattoo artists at receptions, and whether a 15-minute ceremony is actually genius. Then, Rebecca is finally moving out of her parents' house and can't decide where to settle. Plus, Mikey comes clean about something unexpected. Personality Hires YouTube ✦ Follow the Personality Hires ✦ Email US with your hot office goss! | |||
| Jackson's Near-Death Experience & Blake Lively's Case CRUMBLES | 15 Apr 2026 | 00:47:06 | |
This week on Personality Hires, Jackson nearly met his maker on a Friday night watching Interstellar, Rebecca confesses she accidentally gave a stranger too much information, and Abby and the crew break down the latest Blake Lively vs. Justin Baldoni court updates. Personality Hires YouTube ✦ Follow the Personality Hires ✦ Email US with your hot office goss! | |||
| Mikey's First Day as a Lube Salesman & The Wildest Bar Encounter | 08 Apr 2026 | 00:36:40 | |
Mikey survives his first day as a lubrication salesman, Rebecca's birthday gift for her boyfriend goes hilariously wrong, Abby gives an update on her Tampa radio drama, and we hear about the most unhinged bar encounter. Plus: PowerPoint party planning and which Saw traps Rebecca thinks she could survive. Personality Hires YouTube ✦ Follow the Personality Hires ✦ Email US with your hot office goss! | |||
| Another Show Declared War On Abby & We're Not Letting It Slide! | 01 Apr 2026 | 00:47:08 | |
This week on Personality Hires, Abby fills us in on the Tampa radio drama nobody expected. Another station in her building spent time hours dissecting her social media, and calling her a b*tch multiple times. We address the drama and call out the station for their disrespectful comments. Plus: Rebecca needs a last-minute birthday gift for her boyfriend and it involves a prepaid Visa card and lingerie. A listener's therapist got arrested?! Personality Hires YouTube ✦ Follow the Personality Hires ✦ Email US with your hot office goss! | |||
| The Crew Battle It Out For An Invite to Jackson's Wedding | 25 Mar 2026 | 00:40:37 | |
In this episode, we're diving into bridesmaid dress drama, Jackson's wedding speech competition, and a St. Patrick's Day bar confrontation that sparked an interesting debate. Personality Hires YouTube ✦ Follow the Personality Hires ✦ Email US with your hot office goss! | |||
| Invoicing Your Friends & Earning a Wedding Invite | 18 Mar 2026 | 00:41:00 | |
The team roasts each other with impressions, reacts to an unhinged Reddit "Am I the A-Hole?" and Rebecca launches a wedding speech competition to score an invite to Jackson's big day. Personality Hires YouTube ✦ Follow the Personality Hires ✦ Email US with your hot office goss! | |||
| Ghosts, UFOs, and a Dress That Ended a Friendship! | 11 Mar 2026 | 00:40:48 | |
This week on The Personality Hires, things get weird fast. Rebecca may or may not have spotted a UFO. Abby shares her chaotic Hinge story about a ghost who resurfaced six weeks later to invite her to a wedding, and that's not all. Plus, the crew digs into a listener's "Am I the A**hole?" dilemma. Listen for more! Chapters: Personality Hires YouTube ✦ Follow the Personality Hires ✦ Email US with your hot office goss! | |||
| AI Killed Mikey's Dream Job! | 04 Mar 2026 | 00:31:30 | |
On this episode of The Personality Hires, we break down Mikey's failed attempt to become an Oscar Mayer Wienermobile Hot Dogger, why AI-generated cover letters might be killing your job applications, and whether destination engagement parties have gone too far. Plus Abby shares her Hot Tan Dan dilemma. Follow the Personality Hires ✦ Personality Hires Instagram ✦ Personality Hires TikTok ✦ Personality Hires YouTube (Under Construction) | |||
| Toenail Crimes & Our Wuthering Heights Hot Takes! | 26 Feb 2026 | 00:45:46 | |
In this episode Jackson recounts a wild Florida dining experience. We also dive deep into our hot takes on the new Wuthering Heights adaptation starring Jacob Elordi and Margot Robbie. Was it a gothic masterpiece or a loose adaptation that missed the mark? Plus, we unpack a messy pickleball situationship that had us questioning modern dating ethics. Follow the Personality Hires ✦ Personality Hires Instagram ✦ Personality Hires TikTok ✦ Personality Hires YouTube (Under Construction) | |||
| New Job Jitters, ER Scares & Valentine's Day Fails | 19 Feb 2026 | 00:48:44 | |
This week, Mikey has had enough. Everyone's on probation! Once the air is cleared, the crew catches up on a chaotic Valentine's Day weekend, Mikey's terrifying ER run with his girlfriend, and Rebecca's big job news! Chapters: Follow the Personality Hires ✦ Personality Hires Instagram ✦ Personality Hires TikTok ✦ Personality Hires YouTube (Under Construction) Disclaimer: This podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Views expressed on this podcast solely reflect those of the host and do not reflect the views of Pionaire. | |||
| Abby's Big Career Move & Super Bowl Rants | 11 Feb 2026 | 00:39:17 | |
Mikey develops a gambling problem and Abby updates us on her new Tampa radio gig. Plus: Super Bowl hot takes, and relationship bathroom boundaries. Follow the Personality Hires ✦ Personality Hires Instagram ✦ Personality Hires TikTok ✦ Personality Hires YouTube (Under Construction) | |||
| The Worst 911 Call Ever & A Life-Changing Surgery | 05 Feb 2026 | 00:42:09 | |
Mikey calls 911 after hearing terrifying screams from his upstairs neighbor, only to deal with the world's most reluctant cop. Meanwhile, Rebecca goes under the knife to remove three lymph nodes and wakes up to life-changing news! Follow the Personality Hires ✦ Personality Hires Instagram ✦ Personality Hires TikTok ✦ Personality Hires YouTube (Under Construction) | |||
| Rebecca Faced A Bloody Nightmare! | 28 Jan 2026 | 00:46:55 | |
Rebecca's dog-sitting weekend spirals into a bloody nightmare with a plot twist no one saw coming. Abby nearly gets kidnapped in Colombia, and Mikey delivers his random fact of the week! Follow the Personality Hires ✦ Personality Hires Instagram ✦ Personality Hires TikTok | |||
| Abby Gets Real About Leaving Atlanta | 21 Jan 2026 | 00:37:55 | |
Abby opens up about her upcoming move and the things she'll miss about the city. Plus, did one listener's email about an office crush go too far? Or is it harmless? Either way, someone's writing a romance novel about it. Follow the Personality Hires ✦ Personality Hires Instagram ✦ Personality Hires TikTok | |||
| The Ladies Room: Heated Rivalry, Housemaid Chaos & Tom Holland's Future Baby | 15 Jan 2026 | 00:55:35 | |
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| The New Year Resolution Roast Of 2026! | 14 Jan 2026 | 00:45:19 | |
The Personality Hires gets real about their New Year's resolutions. From Jackson finally going back to therapy to Mikey's cocktail challenge. Plus, why does Abby eat three yogurts a day, and can Rebecca survive without her special collectables? Follow the Personality Hires ✦ Personality Hires Instagram ✦ Personality Hires TikTok Email US with your hot office goss! | |||
| Between The Urinals: Palm Trees of Mikey's Mind | 13 Jan 2026 | 00:41:53 | |
Mikey's impromptu gospel song sparks tears of laughter, Jackson reveals his secret monopoly savant skills, and the guys dissect the "boy are my arms tired" joke. Follow the Personality Hires ✦ Personality Hires Instagram ✦ Personality Hires TikTok Email US with your hot office goss! Disclaimer: This podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Views expressed on this podcast solely reflect those of the host and do not reflect the views of Pionaire. | |||
| The Ladies Room: Romance Tropes and Why We're Obsessed with Heated Rivalry | 08 Jan 2026 | 00:36:28 | |
Abby and Rebecca deep into their latest entertainment obsessions! From binge-watching Heated Rivalry to dissecting Ashley Tisdale's mom group fallout. Plus, you'll never guess why this NFL player suing his ex-wife. Follow the Personality Hires ✦ Personality Hires Instagram ✦ Personality Hires TikTok Email US with your hot office goss! | |||
| Christmas Chaos & The Tension We've Been Avoiding For Weeks | 07 Jan 2026 | 00:40:28 | |
The Personality Hires are BACK after a wild holiday break! From hospital scares to accidentally knocking teeth out, this episode has a lot to unpack. Plus, there's some MAJOR friction that the crew needs at address. | |||
| Between The Urinals: Holiday Drama and Expensive Metal | 06 Jan 2026 | 00:27:31 | |
Jackson and Mikey reunite after the holidays to catch up on their holiday fails, and Christmas hauls! Plus, what's actually happening in Timbuktu? Follow the Personality Hires ✦ Personality Hires Instagram ✦ Personality Hires TikTok Email US with your hot office goss! | |||
| Moments We Loved In 2025! | 31 Dec 2025 | 00:23:10 | |
As the year comes to a close, we want to share a few of our favorite moments from some episodes we have locked away. Enjoy! Follow the Personality Hires ✦ Personality Hires Instagram ✦ Personality Hires TikTok Email US with your hot office goss! Disclaimer: This podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Views expressed on this podcast solely reflect those of the host and do not reflect the views of Pionaire. | |||
| The Personality Hires Christmas Special! | 24 Dec 2025 | 01:01:12 | |
The Personality Hires Christmas special is here! Listen as we unwrap our holiday chaos. From terrible gift stories to debates on when to spend Christmas with your partner’s family, this is an episode you don’t want to skip. Plus, hot takes on the best Christmas movies and songs. Follow the Personality Hires ✦ Personality Hires Instagram ✦ Personality Hires TikTok Email US with your hot office goss! Disclaimer: This podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Views expressed on this podcast solely reflect those of the host and do not reflect the views of Pionaire. | |||
| Messy Mikey Almost Got Robbed By KIDS?! | 17 Dec 2025 | 00:33:57 | |
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| Between The Urinals: Our Bartender Reads Us For Filth! | 16 Dec 2025 | 00:32:16 | |
Listen as Jackson and Mikey put their favorite bartender on the spot, and get some brutal honesty in return. Plus, Mikey opens up about the one thing that's driving him crazy at his apartment complex. Follow the Personality Hires ✦ Personality Hires Instagram ✦ Personality Hires TikTok Email US with your hot office goss! Disclaimer: This podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Views expressed on this podcast solely reflect those of the host and do not reflect the views of Pionaire. | |||
| The Personality Hires Help Rebecca Find A New Addiction (Legally) | 10 Dec 2025 | 00:38:19 | |
Rebecca's sobriety journey takes a turn as she searches for healthy alternatives. The Personality Hires try to help her find a new vice, but their suggestions are...concerning. Plus, an office pervert story that'll make you cringe! Follow the Personality Hires ✦ Personality Hires Instagram ✦ Personality Hires TikTok Email US with your hot office goss! Disclaimer: This podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Views expressed on this podcast solely reflect those of the host and do not reflect the views of Pionaire. | |||
| Between Urinals: Mikey's Convinced This Is The Most Overrated Restaurant | 09 Dec 2025 | 00:31:12 | |
Jackson and Mikey tackle their latest dilemmas: Jackson needs help picking the perfect Secret Santa gift for a stranger, while Mikey rants about crashing a fancy birthday dinner he wasn't invited to. Follow the Personality Hires ✦ Personality Hires Instagram ✦ Personality Hires TikTok Email US with your hot office goss! Disclaimer: This podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Views expressed on this podcast solely reflect those of the host and do not reflect the views of Pionaire. | |||
| The Ladies Room: Ole Miss Drama, Megan’s Big Win, And Our Thriller Obsessions! | 04 Dec 2025 | 00:48:15 | |
Abby and Rebecca discuss the wildest SEC football drama of the season, Megan Thee Stallion's huge defamation win, upcoming rom-coms they're excited about! Follow the Personality Hires ✦ Personality Hires Instagram ✦ Personality Hires TikTok Email US with your hot office goss! Disclaimer: This podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Views expressed on this podcast solely reflect those of the host and do not reflect the views of Pionaire. | |||
| We All Ruined Thanksgiving...In Different Ways | 03 Dec 2025 | 00:41:35 | |
The Personality Hires share their worst Thanksgiving disasters! From Rebecca's shocking confession to Jackson possibly curing his family, this episode you don't want to miss! Follow the Personality Hires ✦ Personality Hires Instagram ✦ Personality Hires TikTok Email US with your hot office goss! Disclaimer: This podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Views expressed on this podcast solely reflect those of the host and do not reflect the views of Pionaire. | |||