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| 207: giving my carjacker the ick (w/ Erin Dougal) | 24 Jun 2026 | 00:59:32 | |
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| 206: delivering my ex's bizarre packages (w/ Geoffrey James) | 17 Jun 2026 | 01:15:21 | |
https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive THE GREY AREA TOUR TICKETS ARE LIVE - come see the show! Geoffrey James joins the show to take stunning calls about delivering your ex girlfriend's packages, forcibly changing your birthday, and committing espionage against the group chat.
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| 205: toxic situationship in the beef department (w/ Arasha) | 10 Jun 2026 | 01:09:23 | |
THE AUDIO AT THE BEGINNING IS A TOUR ANNOUNCEMENT -The Grey Area Tour https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive Presale NOW with Patreon code ON SALE June 17th @ 8am PST see you there. Arasha joins the show to take stunning calls about a grocery store situationship in the beef section, and a love song from a soundcloud rapper.
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| 204: ruined a child's birthday party by farting (w/ Rainie Toll) | 03 Jun 2026 | 01:18:50 | |
Rainie Toll joins the show once again to take stunning calls about a mom who cheated with a barbershop quartet, a neighbor who farted so loud it ruined a child's birthday party, and a bestie who broke up with their girlfriend for true love. Do you drink coffee? - https://perfectpersoncoffee.com/
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| 203: hot firefighter holding my panties hostage (w/ Sequoia Holmes & Ryann Graham) | 27 May 2026 | 01:07:08 | |
Sequoia Holmes & Ryann Graham join the show to take stunning calls about kicking your ex out of your shared bed, and a hot firefighter holding your panties hostage. Do you drink coffee? - https://perfectpersoncoffee.com/
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| 202: I am dating my pretend brother at work (w/ Ashleigh Lawless) | 20 May 2026 | 01:10:48 | |
Ashleigh Lawless, my intrepid producer, joins the show to take stunning calls about dating your pretend brother at work after starting a fake rumor, using your lover's ex's body wash, and an infinite ice cream glitch. Do you drink coffee? - https://perfectpersoncoffee.com/
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| 201: my roommates are peeing in the litter box (w/ Morgan Absher) | 13 May 2026 | 01:01:02 | |
Morgan Absher (Two Hot Takes) joins the show to take stunning calls about roommates peeing in the litter box, the ethics of tattling in law class, and a bachelorette stripper conundrum. Do you drink coffee? - https://perfectpersoncoffee.com/
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| 200: my roommate licked all my birthday cupcakes bald (w/ Will Witwer) | 06 May 2026 | 01:36:09 | |
It is the 200th episode of Perfect Person!!! Will returns to the show to discuss common PP questions & advice, and take calls from stunning callers about a roommate who licked the icing off all your birthday cupcakes, a rogue famous father telling lies about town, and taking a terrifying fall in the office. coffee is baaaaaack - https://perfectpersoncoffee.com/
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| 199: breaking girl code for a salamander (w/ Anna Konkle) | 29 Apr 2026 | 01:21:08 | |
Anna Konkle (Pen15) joins the show to take stunning calls about breaking girl code against your ex scuba partner, letting hackers into your company's servers, and competing for love with your boyfriend's turtle. coffee is baaaaaack - https://perfectpersoncoffee.com/
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| 198: protesting "the milk club" at my work (w/ Spencer Agnew & Eric Striffler) | 22 Apr 2026 | 01:11:48 | |
Spencer Agnew joins the show to take stunning calls and is surprised by Eric Striffler who jumps out of a giant wrapped gift box. We take calls about protesting the milk club at work, the animals at the zoo who can't stop gettin it, and a friend who eats popcorn with his mouth open. Join the club at https://perfectpersoncoffee.com/ 🌎 Get an exclusive 15% discount on Saily data plans! Use code perfectperson at checkout. Download Saily app or go to https://saily.com/perfectperson ⛵
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| 197: my coworkers think I eat unpeeled bananas (w/ Amanda Lehan-Canto) | 15 Apr 2026 | 01:09:29 | |
Amanda Lehan-Canto joins the show to take stunning calls about calling your cute coworker "baby", falling in love with your sports club nemesis, and debunking a workplace rumor about eating unpeeled bananas.
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| 196: diss track about my dad going viral (w/ Rainie Toll & Will Witwer) | 08 Apr 2026 | 01:21:24 | |
The Wrecking Ball Crew joins the show once again to take stunning calls about your husband startling you while taking a nude, a diss track about your dad, and a situationship's evidence of another lover in the apartment.
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| 195: catastrophically flooding a man's house (w/ Katie Marovitch) | 01 Apr 2026 | 01:03:46 | |
Katie Marovitch joins the show to take stunning calls about flooding a man's house, a sticky boss who spreads crumbs, humiliating yourself in front of a crush, and finding a bathroom buddy who can't stop gossiping.
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| 194: my lover's ex girlfriend crashed our hookup (w/ Isabella Roland) | 25 Mar 2026 | 01:01:54 | |
Izzy Roland joins the show to take stunning calls about a lover's ex girlfriend showing up mid date in the dead of night, having a hangover emergency, and rival nonbinary's stealing your haircut.
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| 193: brutally sabotaging a fun local coffeeshop (w/ Jay Putnam & Mike Skerrett) | 18 Mar 2026 | 00:56:16 | |
Jay Putnam & Mike Skerrett join the show during the 24 Hour Livestream to take stunning calls about a theme song for cats, color coded class subjects, and creating a new fun menu for a local coffeeshop.
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| 192: bullied at karaoke by rival friend group (w/ Ethan Nestor) | 11 Mar 2026 | 01:27:11 | |
Ethan Nestor joins the show to take STUNNING calls about beating your boyfriend at scrabble, a cool gay bartender smoke session, and a karaoke showdown with a rival friend group.
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| 191: my hot neighbor proposed to my boyfriend (w/ Anna Garcia & Angela Giarratana) | 04 Mar 2026 | 01:35:02 | |
Get an exclusive 15% discount on Saily data plans! Use code perfectperson at checkout. Download Saily app or go to https://saily.com/perfectperson Anna Garcia & Angela Giarratana join the show for an absolute Hall Of Famer! This episode is cut from footage taken during the 24 Hour Telethon for the NILC! We take stunning calls about farting as a nude model, having tummy troubles on move-in day, a hot neighbor proposing to your boyfriend, and recovering in a workout class in front of your crush.
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| 190: forbidden workplace footsie with the office hottie (w/ Gareth Reynolds) | 25 Feb 2026 | 01:08:09 | |
Gareth Reynolds (The Dollop, We're Here To Help) joins the show to take stunning calls about de-coding secret meeting footsie at work, eluding the british government, and telling your fling you had a threesome with your best friends.
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| 189: oops I stabbed my wonderful boss (w/ Ashby) | 18 Feb 2026 | 00:56:45 | |
Ashby Florence joins the show to give stunning advice to callers about unbelievably embarrassing ads playing out loud in class, stabbing your boss, and singles events at your ex besties house.
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| 188: catching the serial floor pooper (w/ Jonathan Kirk) | 11 Feb 2026 | 01:17:32 | |
Jonathan Kirk (Shoulda Books) joins the show to take stunning calls about catching a serial floor pooper, investigating a night whistler, and seizing control of the snack closet.
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| 187: accidentally sent kinky memes to my fiancé's mom (w/ Siobhan Thompson) | 04 Feb 2026 | 01:00:56 | |
Siobhan Thompson joins the show to take stunning calls about a moaning coworker, sending spicy instagram reels to your mother in law, and hooking up with your ex's best friend.
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| 186: rescuing my b*ttplug from my crush's house (w/ Deison Afualo) | 28 Jan 2026 | 01:07:20 | |
Deison Afualo (Two Idiot Girls) joins the show to take stunning calls about rescuing a specialized instrument from your crush's apartment without them realizing, being carted away in an ambulance from a climbing gym, a threesome missing person report, and a granola store coworker who screams.
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| 185: my boss is sabotaging my clown career (w/ Ally Beardsley) | 21 Jan 2026 | 01:10:37 | |
Ally Beardsley (Dimension 20, Gender Spiral) joins the show to take stunning calls from listeners about a messy roommate j'accuse, a humiliated childrens clown, and befriending your husband's ex girlfriend.
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| 184: identity theft within my local book club (w/ Jonny Cakes) | 14 Jan 2026 | 01:13:25 | |
Jonny Manganello joins the show to take stunning calls from listeners about identity fraud within the book club, fixing a plugged drain at your condo, and a youtuber who ruined your life. SUBMIT YOUR PROBLEM TO JUSTICE MILES: https://bit.ly/4aO89Tg
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| 183: my best friend seduced my loser ex boyfriend (w/ Madi Hart) | 07 Jan 2026 | 01:17:52 | |
Madi Hart joins the show to give advice to stunning callers about a naked roommate, a friend secretly dating your ex, and a finding your boss's p*rn collection. SUBMIT YOUR PROBLEM TO JUSTICE MILES: https://bit.ly/4aO89Tg
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| 182: phenomenal updates to 2025's best callers | 31 Dec 2025 | 02:26:02 | |
It's that time of year folks! These are the top 5 best callers of the year as voted by you, complete with update callbacks from Patreon. We talk with Furry Potluck, Accidentally hooked up with both brothers, crushing on the schoolbus driver, dildo soup kitchen counter, and romantic letter to the upstairs pianist. ENJOY!
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| 181: accidentally robbed my boyfriends mom (w/ Rainie Toll & Will Witwer) | 24 Dec 2025 | 01:25:31 | |
Will Witwer & Rainie Toll join the show for Feliz Ciaovidad, and take stunning calls from someone who has accidentally been stealing from her boyfriends mom, a caller who's ex's new hottie joined the book club, and someone who will NOT back down from her creative choices even if it gets her banned from pottery class.
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| 180: I'm the Secret Santa for my sexy ex boyfriend (w/ Eric Striffler) | 17 Dec 2025 | 01:09:44 | |
Eric Striffler aka Mrs. Claus, is here to take STUNNING christmas calls from listeners about getting your very recent ex in secret Santa, being force fed five courses by mom for xmas dinner, and recasting the Christmas play.
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| 179: the nude models are beefing in my art class (w/ Sarah Whittle) | 10 Dec 2025 | 01:03:52 | |
Sarah Whittle joins the show to take stunning calls about stealing a turkey, nude models feuding in art class, and a moral dilemma about a besties nasty boyfriend.
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| 178: my literal evil twin ran over my coworker (w/ Patrick Noth) | 03 Dec 2025 | 01:08:18 | |
Patrick Noth (Microbudget) joins the show to take stunning calls from callers about having a LITERAL evil twin, having a second b*tthole, and accidentally through a series of unfortunate mistakes - peeing on your boss.
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| 177: Astronaut Bachelors Compete For True Love (w/ Eric, Will , & Jay) | 26 Nov 2025 | 01:38:13 | |
Will, Eric, and Jay of the Bachelor Boyz join the show once again to search for true love from random callers.
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| 176: accidentally catfished my coworker after hitting his car (w/ Eddy Burback) | 19 Nov 2025 | 01:19:46 | |
Perfection is only a sip away - perfectpersoncoffee.com Eddy Burback joins us in the studio for a stunning series of calls about embarassing yourself at d*ldo therapy, mistakenly catfishing a coworker, finding a mysterious man, and having a bad kiss with your soulmate.
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| 175: citizens arresting the cold brew catfish (w/ Sarah Doerner) | 12 Nov 2025 | 01:19:31 | |
Sarah Doerner joins the show to take stunning calls from citizens about a cold brew thief in broad daylight, a coworkers girlfriend inviting you to a fourway post shift, and a friend group divided by partying too hard.
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| 174: hooking up with two rival brothers in one night (w/ Sarah Bonsignore) | 05 Nov 2025 | 01:11:15 | |
Sarah Bonsignore joins the show to take stunning calls from people who hooked up with two competing brothers in a single night, and have a neighborly mishap with the stoner next door.
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| 173: my one night stand left his teeth at my house (w/ Patrick McDonald) | 29 Oct 2025 | 01:09:49 | |
Patrick McDonald joins the show to take stunning calls from people who procured teeth from a one night stand, who have a mailman they used to french, and someone who ate too many eggs.
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| 172: confronting the demon haunting my house (w/ Eric Striffler) | 22 Oct 2025 | 01:04:37 | |
Eric joins the show to take terrifying calls for spooky season about a mimic haunting your house, a witch in your neighborhood you have to repay, and a ghost that has latched itself onto you.
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| 171: accidentally banged my professor's son... & daughter (w/ Ethan Nestor) | 15 Oct 2025 | 01:12:02 | |
Watch The Tour Documentary (Out Friday): https://www.patreon.com/posts/im-not-perfect-141218671? Ethan Nestor joins the show to take stunning calls about a clown kink at a ren faire, hooking up with your besties ex, and banging your favorite professors son & daughter.
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| 170: seducing my little sister's school bus driver (w/ Gabby Bryan) | 08 Oct 2025 | 00:59:27 | |
Gabby Bryan joins the show to take stunning calls from callers about successfully getting your sex toys inside while on vacation, banging your sisters school bus driver, and extorting maple syrup from your ex boyfriend.
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| 169: sister in law secretly writing p*rn under my name (w/ Kylie Brakeman) | 01 Oct 2025 | 01:12:05 | |
Kylie Brakeman joins the show to take stunning calls about crashing your car into someone at spin class, and a mysterious literotica writer using your name as a pseudonym. If you're wondering what that audio was in the beginning - it was a trailer for I'm Not A Perfect Person: A Tour Documentary! Coming October 2025.
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| 168: humiliated by my spin class nemesis (w/ Geoffrey James) | 24 Sep 2025 | 01:25:57 | |
Geoffrey James joins the show for a scorcher of an episode in which we talk to callers about being exiled in spin class, dealing with loving feelings from the dishwasher you're banging, and getting a date from the hottie at lunch.
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| 167: accidentally surprised by my naked boss (w/ Rainie Toll) | 17 Sep 2025 | 01:21:05 | |
Rainie Toll joins the show once again to take stunning calls about losing your keys to your workplace, getting surprised by your naked boss, insulting a friends haircut, and writing a piece of prose to your troubling neighbor.
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| 166: my pack of furries ruined my potluck (w/ Will Witwer) | 10 Sep 2025 | 01:08:16 | |
Will Witwer joins the show on our annual tokers episode for STUNNING calls. We talk to callers about a shrek themed birthday, a furry potluck, and a dad that is getting scammed on instagram.
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| 165: stealing my wii back from my insane ex bestie (w/ Kyle Prue) | 03 Sep 2025 | 01:10:27 | |
Kyle Prue joins the show to take stunning calls about heisting a wii, a potentially groundbreaking nude leakage, and a beef at chili's. BUY TICKETS FOR PP LIVE: https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive
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| 164: surprise d*ldo reveal at neighborhood soup night (w/ Damien Haas) | 27 Aug 2025 | 01:01:21 | |
Damien Haas joins the show to take stunning calls about doing a tight 5 eulogy at an open mic, leaving out your d*ldo collection on the stove, and being surpassed by your husband in your favorite video game. BUY TICKETS FOR PP LIVE: https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive
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| 163: selling my rich ex boyfriend feet pics (w/ Hannah Pilkes) | 20 Aug 2025 | 01:11:28 | |
Hannah Pilkes joins the show to take stunning calls from listeners about selling your rich ex boyfriend pricey foot pics, locking your keys in your laundry room, and being scammed by a telephone fraudster. BUY TICKETS FOR PP LIVE: https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive
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| 162: accidentally banged my bestie's secret girlfriend (w/ Josh Gondelman) | 13 Aug 2025 | 01:02:25 | |
Josh Gondelman joins the show to take stunning calls about giving your nana a heart attack, and accidentally having a threesome with your bestie's secret gf. BUY TICKETS FOR PP LIVE: https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive
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| 161: eliminating a lover from my roster (w/ Ash Perez) | 06 Aug 2025 | 01:01:48 | |
Ash Perez joins the show to discuss dressing like Wario, eliminating a lover from the love triangle, and wondering if friends only like you for your pool. BUY TICKETS FOR PP LIVE: https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive
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| 160: framed for stealing from my job (w/ Catherine McCafferty) | 30 Jul 2025 | 00:43:21 | |
Catherine McCafferty (Pretty Gay) joins the show to take stunning calls about a rampant over-gifter, a towel thief at work, and a scandalous lesbian love triangle. BUY TICKETS FOR PP LIVE: https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive
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| 159: losing my employees in the woods (w/ Eric Striffler & Scott Cramer) | 23 Jul 2025 | 01:18:41 | |
Eric Striffler & Scott Cramer join the show to take stunning calls about losing your employees in the forest, being ghosted by your boss for texting while drunk, and hooking up with the guy from the blood bank. BUY TICKETS FOR PP LIVE: https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive
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| 158: addressing the beef (w/ Will, Rainie, Jay & Jon) | 16 Jul 2025 | 01:29:06 | |
BUY TICKETS FOR PP LIVE: https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive In this stunning faceoff episode, Will Witwer, Rainie Toll, Jay Putnam, and Jonathan Hebert of the Wrecking Ball Crew & The Couch Boyz respectively, join the show to squash their beef and take stunning calls about killing your neighbors lawn, and one janitors war against a serial pisser.
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