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| goodbye im divorcing you | 27 Mar 2026 | 01:24:18 | |
goodbye
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| little dribblers | 19 Mar 2026 | 01:13:23 | |
ok everybody on 3: goooooooooo Thomas
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| paid alligators | 12 Mar 2026 | 01:15:59 | |
George Soros paying me im a paid alligator. at the protest im green and ornery. god made me that way. I aint never been worth a fuck. I live in the swamp. Hims offers access to ED treatment options ranging from personalized products to trusted generics that cost 95% less than brand names, if prescribed. Get hims | |||
| vintage form | 06 Mar 2026 | 01:03:05 | |
drunk construction stories. just like the show used to be | |||
| blues clue detective | 27 Feb 2026 | 01:06:26 | |
wed skittle gween skittle. its all the same Mawty | |||
| mitch | 19 Feb 2026 | 01:11:21 | |
hello senator | |||
| Thomas Radio | 13 Feb 2026 | 00:38:45 | |
Jake's apartment exploded sorry he'll be back next week | |||
| Jenny used to wear a hijab | 05 Feb 2026 | 01:07:22 | |
livin on some food
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| The Great Urg | 30 Jan 2026 | 01:11:21 | |
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| stacked n rackjed | 23 Jan 2026 | 01:06:43 | |
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| white servant | 16 Jan 2026 | 01:07:42 | |
hello master tickets patreon | |||
| Burger Boys 1 (Ft. Ben Avery and Conner McNutt) | 08 Jan 2026 | 01:03:34 | |
Ben and Conner swung by to say what's up. Video episode will be up soon.
Listen to Hate Watch Podcast Listen to Lemon Party Podcast Get tickets to Philly (10 left or so) get hims hims.com/PT | |||
| New Year Shenanigans (2DG) | 02 Jan 2026 | 01:06:54 | |
Thank you to the always hilarious Eden for filling in this week. Jake flew to New York to watch the ball drop and got trapped in the Times Square M&M store. Come see us live at Next in Line Philadelphia on Jan 24th. Come see Thomas at Keegan's Ale House in Kingston, NY on Jan 8th. Thank you for supporting the show. | |||
| The Thomas Promise (Audio Only) | 19 Dec 2025 | 01:02:40 | |
And thats the Thomas Promise, baby. sub to the show please get tickets for Philly | |||
| Twinkie LeFondler | 19 Dec 2025 | 01:19:33 | |
His wet flesh smashed against her normal mound "im the vampire that fucks you. and I remember every bad fuckin thing that ever happened to me in my whole goddamn life." PHILLY | |||
| Welcome, Mr. Gilbert (Ft. Adam Gilbert) AUDIO ONLY | 13 Dec 2025 | 01:09:53 | |
This is the audio from our most recent video episode with the very funny Adam Gilbert, you can watch that by clicking the link below. He is on tour this winter. Catch him in these cities.
PHILLY COME GET YOUR TICKETS TO SEE ME AND THOMAS LIVE THOMAS IS HEADLINING IN NEW YORK, GET TICKETS TO SEE HIM Through Hims, you can access personalized prescription treatment options for ED, like Hard Mints and Sex Rx plus Climax Control, if prescribed. Get Hims | |||
| Facebook Love Affair | 12 Dec 2025 | 01:02:39 | |
let yo bih go through yo memories
PHILLY, YOUR TIME HAS COME. ME AND THOMAS WILL BE AT NEXT IN LINE COMEDY CLUB SATURDAY JANUARY 24TH AT 9:30. TIX ARE RUNNING LOW. DM ME ON INSTAGRAM @JAKERHODESCOMEDY IF YOU WANT TO COME BUT MONEY IS TIGHT. I RESERVED SOME COMP TICKETS I KNOW THE HOLIDAYS COST A BUNCH OF MONEY WATCH OUR NEWEST VIDEO EPISODE WITH THE VERY FUNNY ADAM GILBERT Through Hims, you can access personalized prescription treatment options for ED, like Hard Mints and Sex Rx plus Climax Control, if prescribed. GET HIMS | |||
| 3 Derp Girls (Ft. Eden) | 05 Dec 2025 | 01:22:36 | |
Tommy's Cadillac COme to New York please | |||
| The Struggler | 27 Nov 2025 | 01:01:55 | |
happy thanksgiving buy tickets Patreon
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| hello thomas | 20 Nov 2025 | 01:10:13 | |
hey buddy get tickets sub to the show get hims hims.com/PT | |||
| The Doomed Woman 2 | 13 Nov 2025 | 01:16:00 | |
take off your pants Jacob Elordi. ride the bus to work every day Jacob Elordi and see how far that gets you.
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| taterfied | 06 Nov 2025 | 01:02:39 | |
taterfied
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| The Tragedy at Lizard Leg Bayou | 30 Oct 2025 | 01:07:17 | |
The hardened Detective Melvin Ladybug is tested mind, body, and spirit by a curious and mysterious deputy named Johnny Strawberry. NEW YORK CITY SHOW FRIDAY 9:30 12/5 JUST ANNOUNCED. COME TO THE SHOWS. WE HAVE ONE IN PHILLY SATURDAY 9:30 1/24 AS WELL. BOTH TICKET LINKS ARE HERE FOR THE NEW YORK SHOW, ONLY BUY GA TICKETS. WE DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THE STUPID TIERED SEATING UNTIL LAST MINUTE. IF MONEY IS TIGHT AROUND THE HOLIDAY TIMES WE UNDERSTAND. MESSAGE PENDEJOTIMEWORLDWIDE ON IG AND WE CAN HELP. You shouldn’t have to go out of your way to feel like yourself. Hims brings expert care straight to you, with 100% online access to personalized treatment plans that put your goals first. Get hims at hims.com/PT | |||
| JT and JAKE 5: MR. Ricca (Ft. Jake Ricca) Audio Only | 29 Oct 2025 | 01:09:59 | |
Jake Ricca is a comedian, writer, and actor living in Austin, Texas. His sketches are funny as fuck and you can watch them here. Get hims online at hims.com/PT Check out Jake Ricca on IG @ jakericca get tickets for Philly Show Jan 24th get tickets for New York show Dec 5th suscribe to the Patreon please | |||
| slugs | 24 Oct 2025 | 01:09:41 | |
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tickets will be up soon for Boston, Philadelphia, and New York. See you soon | |||
| classic | 17 Oct 2025 | 01:07:58 | |
like the old days
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| Domo Arigato Mr. Mercado (Audio Only) | 10 Oct 2025 | 00:59:12 | |
My most recent video episode is with the very funny Ronaldo Mercado. Ronaldo runs Wild Card every Sunday at the Sunset Strip in Austin, Texas. Go check that out. sub to the show get hims | |||
| Black War Dogs: Pitbulls Unleashed | 09 Oct 2025 | 01:03:23 | |
I need funding for my new video game. please
You shouldn’t have to go out of your way to feel like yourself. Hims brings expert care straight to you, with 100% online access to personalized treatment plans that put your goals first. get hims sub to the show | |||
| FROM THE VAULT: The Mound | 03 Oct 2025 | 00:57:21 | |
a fan favorite from the early video days, now in hi def audio. it is my 6 year anniversary so you guys get two audio experiences for the price of one, and I am going to have dinner. love you guys. thanks for coming to the show. sub to the show | |||
| Hombres 2 (Ft JT Kelley and Mycal Dede) | 02 Oct 2025 | 01:01:45 | |
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| road dogs 2 (Ft. JT Kelley) | 25 Sep 2025 | 01:09:05 | |
| mantras | 18 Sep 2025 | 01:04:43 | |
im losing my fuckin mind its over its over its over im dying im dying im dying. yeah can I get a spicy chicken deluxe no pickles with fries and a lemonade. thanks.
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| dana black | 12 Sep 2025 | 01:02:09 | |
| Vamonos Adolf | 05 Sep 2025 | 01:06:48 | |
| Candy Owens | 28 Aug 2025 | 01:04:22 | |
| Hump Day | 22 Aug 2025 | 01:12:00 | |
| God 2 | 14 Aug 2025 | 01:01:42 | |
| Lemon Time 3 (Feat. LEMON PARTY, AUDIO ONLY) | 08 Aug 2025 | 01:03:32 | |
| Hello | 08 Aug 2025 | 01:03:39 | |
| sleepy | 01 Aug 2025 | 00:57:29 | |
I gotta get my blood pressure and heart under control or im gonna die
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| Sam and Tom (Audio Only) | 01 Aug 2025 | 01:27:15 | |
| The Three Amigos (AUDIO ONLY) | 23 Jul 2025 | 00:40:07 | |
| Stephen Coldbeer | 23 Jul 2025 | 01:05:05 | |
| Shrinking Obama | 18 Jul 2025 | 01:01:38 | |
| Coochie Swampy | 10 Jul 2025 | 01:06:40 | |
live at the comedy mothership, its coochie swampy
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| Covid 3 | 04 Jul 2025 | 01:07:56 | |
| Austin Sucks [FT. Myke Dede] - AUDIO ONLY | 29 Jun 2025 | 01:04:49 | |
We gotta get rid of this city.
This is the audio from my video episode with the very funny Myke Dede. Watch that HERE please. You can catch him on the road with Mullen, performing all over Austin and the country. Catch his very funny Don't Tell set on his IG: @cantguardmyke
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| Stretch Pupp | 26 Jun 2025 | 01:08:47 | |
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| Questioning Simon | 19 Jun 2025 | 01:11:48 | |
Can I get a QP please | |||
| Boner Is Afraid | 12 Jun 2025 | 01:07:55 | |
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