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| Title | Pub. Date | Duration | |
|---|---|---|---|
| The Patio Lanterns Saga (w/ Jake Carey) | 31 Oct 2024 | 00:58:52 | |
$jamesmichaelshannon2 Jake T. Carey joins us to accept recognition for nominating the eventual 2024 Song of the Summer winner, Porn Star Dancing. Stupid sexy vampires. Kurt is about to embark on another soul searching journey. Halloween is out of control. Discussing brain rot and niche instagram reels reaching our feeds. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast | |||
| Keep Nelson Weird | 14 Oct 2024 | 00:46:08 | |
MAKING RYAN'S HOUSE A HOME Kurt visits Ryan in Nelson, BC. Patio Lanterns High Season 2 brainstorm. We listen to the night train. Kurt volunteers. A key sponsor makes a comeback. Are towns too weird? ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast | |||
| Podcast of the Apes | 29 May 2024 | 01:02:40 | |
APES BAD Ryan takes a road trip and ranks the communities within the East Kootenays. There's a bee infestation at Kurt's gym. Feeding Ryan brain nourishment on Instagram. Kurt's thoughts on Godzilla x Kong & Planet of the Apes. AI gaining momentum. Making the podcast more hygge. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast | |||
| R&R (Ryan & Ron) | 13 Aug 2020 | 01:03:59 | |
Ryan takes care of Ron while hiking on the island.
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Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast for up-to-the-minute news during the COVID-19 pandemic. | |||
| All Too Well (w/ Ali Funk) | 30 Jul 2020 | 01:22:22 | |
We're sorry, the old Patio Lanterns can't come to the mic right now...why? Oh, because they're dead.
Taylor Swift released a surprise album last week, so naturally, we cancelled our plans, recruited the biggest superfan we could find, and ranked ALL of TSwift's albums.
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Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast for up-to-the-minute news during the COVID-19 pandemic. | |||
| We all float down here | 09 Jul 2020 | 00:49:01 | |
Welcome to the Losers' Club
We win the bronze medal and then the silver medal in a stunning, surprising, delightful but disappointing sequence of events as the results come in for the BEST OF KELOWNA.
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Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast for up-to-the-minute news during the COVID-19 pandemic. | |||
| Bald eagles and bear attacks | 25 Jun 2020 | 00:49:22 | |
Lions, tigers and bears. OH MY!
- Caveman experiences a bear attack in the mountains
- Bear spray is a rip off. Use Randy's homemade pepper spray!
- Mountain cans. A no brainer when it comes to beer buying
- Randy makes a case for baths
- How many bald eagles is too many?
- We make a final push in our campaign for BEST LOCAL PODCAST
Vote Patio Lanterns for "Best Local Podcast"
(Voting period June 19 - July 3)
https://bestof.kelownanow.com/
Check out our brand new website!
https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast
Follow our REBRANDED instagram @plpodcast for up-to-the-minute news during the COVID-19 pandemic. | |||
| Play Wonderwall | 18 Jun 2020 | 00:33:32 | |
Put away your guitars by the campfire please. Don't call me early in the morning to check out a moose. Randy tracks down some witnesses for our ongoing investigation. Aunt Jemima is being rebranded.
Vote Patio Lanterns for "Best Local Podcast"
(Voting period June 19 - July 3)
https://bestof.kelownanow.com/
Check out our brand new website!
https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast
Follow our REBRANDED instagram @plpodcast for up-to-the-minute news during the COVID-19 pandemic. | |||
| POOPBUSTERS | 29 May 2020 | 00:43:08 | |
I AIN'T AFRAID OF NO POOP
- Kurt is NECK DEEP in POOP --> more flying feces spotted in the Okanagan
- Ryan's going camping in the backwoods
- Are the PL hosts coming around on Chase Rice?
- Another uncomfortable experience in a public space for Kurt
Nominate Patio Lanterns for best local podcast at: bestof.kelownanow.com/nominations/
Follow our REBRANDED instagram @plpodcast for up-to-the-minute news during the COVID-19 pandemic. | |||
| STUBBORN MAN VS SMOKE ALARM | 15 May 2020 | 00:35:55 | |
The Kurt Show (w/ Ryan Rancier)
Randy gets caught sun tanning during a 2 hour conference call. We try to get to the bottom (top?) of the Hornby Island radio conspiracy. Kurt digs in his heels versus a
smoke alarm.
Thanks to the Todd Butler Trio for the "Cel-Phone Jerk" outro!
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| MURDER HORNETS VS POOL BOY | 08 May 2020 | 00:46:19 | |
YO FNX FITNESS IF YOU ARE READING THIS SEND US SWEET SWAG
Kurt is turning into a bit of a sexy, pool boy. Rand moves to another, smaller island and is instantly confronted by the "cool kids". Huge misfire by Snapchat's marketing team? Is there an opening for Kurt and Ryan in the marketing department? Rango (cowboy lizard) SUCKS. Randy called Murder Hornets a year ago. Hot Country Knights with the album of the summer?
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| Goldilocks dies at the end | 24 Apr 2020 | 00:45:03 | |
FEATURING THE RAN MAN'S FAMOUS CARAMELIZED ONIONS RECIPE!
Bar soap or body wash? We walk you through our shower preferences. Have you ever
wondered what our last meals would be? Neither had we, until now. Goldilocks and the Three Bears revisited.
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| Houseparty the app the episode | 10 Apr 2020 | 00:53:03 | |
We open up the lines to the public! Chaos ensues.
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| Bustin' Makes Us Feel Good | 15 May 2024 | 00:59:48 | |
VOTE PATIO LANTERNS - a public pooper is on the loose in the Okanagan - Brian Kelley vs Tyler Hubbard -> we get you up to speed on the hottest feud in country music - Ludacris ARRIVES on our Song of the Summer list (or does he?) ----more---- Vote for us (ends May 17, 2024) https://bestof.kelownanow.com/ Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast | |||
| Carpe Diem | 03 Apr 2020 | 00:46:34 | |
CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP DON'T @ US H4CKERS
Detweiler and the Dutch Oven bringing everything YOU need to know while you self-isolate! Kurt is unbelievably busy. Are stressed people funnier? We've got the top 2020 album releases you should be listening to. Randy and Kurt adjust to working from home. Clown man brings clown shoes to work. Aprils fools were had hehe!
Follow our REBRANDED instagram @plpodcast for up-to-the-minute news during the COVID-19 pandemic. | |||
| Time to Panic | 18 Mar 2020 | 00:44:07 | |
A very Coronavirus focused episode...
Randers says it's time to PANIC as COVID-19 spreads around the globe.
Follow our REBRANDED instagram @plpodcast for the most up to date news on sasquatches, criminals at large, and country music star Coffey Anderson. | |||
| Spring breakers (ft. Coffey Anderson) | 06 Mar 2020 | 00:50:18 | |
THE HOTTEST PODCAST IN CANADA
- Coffey Anderson (finally) joins us on the pod!!!
- Spring break is coming up...or is it? What is it?
- Bi-annual DST warning
- Coronavirus update from our inhouse expert
Follow our REBRANDED instagram @plpodcast for the most up to date news on sasquatches, criminals at large, and country music star Coffey Anderson. | |||
| Hard out here being a common thief | 21 Feb 2020 | 00:55:14 | |
#Coffeysouthernman
Your everyday, average thief gets frustrated. Big time music episode as we discuss Justin Bieber's new album, a local screamo soft rock cover band, and Coffey (of course). Watching golf on tv doesn't make sense to us. We edit the Patio Lanterns wikipedia page. Are lasers disappointing?
Follow our REBRANDED instagram @plpodcast for the most up to date news on sasquatches, criminals at large, and country music star Coffey Anderson. | |||
| Hillbillie Gangster | 14 Feb 2020 | 00:40:48 | |
If you're from the sticks and you're proud, turn this up!
Coff-ay Anderson does a Taco Bell, Doritos, Lionel Richie mashup. Randy rambles about NASA Dave. Billie Eilish is on the dance floor singing FREE BIRD!
Follow @plpodcast on instagram for the most up to date news on sasquatches, criminals at large, and country music star Coffey Anderson. | |||
| Seasonal Flu | 30 Jan 2020 | 00:47:46 | |
YA BUT WHAT DID THE MONKEY DO?
Randy picks up oysters on the beach and shoots them down. Kurt is not going to see Dr Doolittle but he did see What Did Jack Do? Rando offers a scientifc breakdown on the coronavirus.
Follow @plpodcast on instagram for the most up to date news on sasquatches, criminals at large, and country music star Coffey Anderson. | |||
| Kara from College | 23 Jan 2020 | 00:52:37 | |
This episode is dedicated to Kara from college.
Plenty of Coffey to go around as:
- Coffey Anderson freezes himself in a cryogenic chamber just like Walt Disney?
- Coffey releases a brand new original song
- We uncover the secret behind Coffey's song writing
- Coffey Anderson shifts into Music Marketing
One of us has lost a lot of weight. Kurt reminisces on his time at the University of Arts in Philadelphia, PA.
Follow @plpodcast on instagram for the most up to date news on sasquatches, criminals at large, and country music star Coffey Anderson. | |||
| Goodbye Hello Fresh | 18 Jan 2020 | 00:53:59 | |
THE LINES ARE OPEN
We open up the patio for anyone to join while we record this very special episode! Randy eats all 6 servings from his meal delivery service in 1 serving. Coffey Anderson has got a new rugged look - we discuss. Sex dolls hit the Vancouver market and we've got the details on the next convention.
Follow @plpodcast on instagram for the most up to date news on sasquatches, criminals at large, and country music star Coffey Anderson. | |||
| Full Patio ft. Billy Currington | 09 Jan 2020 | 00:52:14 | |
- Holiday recap!
- New Year's Eve raging house party
- Coffee (not the country music star) is NOT for Randy
- Creepy, parked cars in the middle of the road in the dark are NOT for Kurt (eat rocks!)
- 14 (15) anti-ryan tweets (thanks Buzzfeed)
- 2020...new year, new decade. Big things coming up. Stay tuned.
Follow @plpodcast on instagram for the most up to date news on sasquatches, criminals at large, and country music star Coffey Anderson. | |||
| Episode LXXVIII: The Rise of Rancier | 19 Dec 2019 | 01:11:51 | |
A short time ago on a patio far, far away...
PATIO LANTERNS
We invite Jon Favreau on the pod to talk about Star Wars, metrosexuality, and Elf!
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
~@plpodcast | |||
| Hog Cranking | 01 May 2024 | 00:57:06 | |
VOTE PATIO LANTERNS We have been nominated for Best Local Podcast. NHL playoff talk. Taylor Swift discussion. Where is Pierre McGuire? The mysterious monkey king. Song of the Summer nominations are open! ----more---- Vote for us (starting May 6, 2024) https://bestof.kelownanow.com/ Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast | |||
| Coffey‘s Back | 05 Dec 2019 | 00:45:03 | |
ALRIGHT
Coffey Anderson is back with a brand new album. Hyphenated last names = bad idea. 'Tis the season for Randy and Caveman to read out some German poems. Cole slaw is still bad and it will make healthy people SICK. What should we do for New Year's Eve...no, really please suggest something. And two thumbs up for mistletoe in the work place!
Follow @plpodcast on instagram for the most up to date news on sasquatches, criminals at large, and country music star Coffey Anderson. | |||
| Coyote Ugly | 29 Nov 2019 | 00:55:37 | |
Should we be tanning our butts? Kurt tries yoga for the first time. Cows try VR for the first time. Would you eat your meat? And more NHL drama than ever before!
Follow @plpodcast on instagram for the most up to date news on sasquatches, criminals at large, and country music star Coffey Anderson. | |||
| NASA Dave | 22 Nov 2019 | 00:54:18 | |
We lost another episode!
We recap THE LOST EPISODE 2. Ryan meets NASA DAVE of V-ISIS (Vancouver Island Sasquatch Investigation Squad). Does your gym have a Barney? Kurt's gym has a Barney. We talk Movember and how you can INVEST your money in MEN'S HEALTH.
Donate to JakeTCarey in support of men's health! https://mobro.co/13990077
Follow @plpodcast on instagram for the most up to date news on sasquatches, criminals at large, and country music star Coffey Anderson. | |||
| Got Milk? | 08 Nov 2019 | 01:05:25 | |
Cuz Santa is coming to T-O-W-N babay!!!
Halloween is over, time to move on to the real holidays. Who or what is behind the "Got Milk?" ads? Randy and the 6 Realtors is happening! We are bad at getting evicted. Bulgaria is discussed. Kurt discusses his passion for cartography.
Follow @plpodcast on instagram for the most up to date news on Canadian politics, criminals at large, and country music star Coffey Anderson. | |||
| Halloween: RedZone | 01 Nov 2019 | 01:02:48 | |
YOU AIN'T GOIN' NOWHERE. WE GOT YOU FOR 63 MINUTES.
Today's trick-or-treaters are smarter than ever before! We saw Joker. NFL RedZone revolutionizes the way YOU watch football. Update on Russell Dickerson and his upcoming appearance on the pod. Happy Halloween!
Follow @plpodcast on instagram for the most up to date news on Canadian politics, criminals at large, and country music star Coffey Anderson.
Catch every touchdown from every game Sunday afternoons with NFL RedZone from NFL Network. 7 HOURS OF UNINTERRUPTED FOOTBALL. | |||
| Watch me de-whip, watch me nae nae | 17 Oct 2019 | 00:43:53 | |
*BREATHES HEAVILY*
- Randy goes to D.C.
- Kurt has a typical Okanagan weekend in the Okanagan
- Randy celebrates his 25th birthday and you WON'T BELIEVE where he woke up!
- Good luck to Rocky (Dong, not Balboa - that guy can't stop losing boxing matches) in the upcoming election
Follow @plpodcast on instagram for the most up to date news on Canadian politics, criminals at large, and country music star Coffey Anderson. | |||
| Banana Slugs | 11 Oct 2019 | 00:52:14 | |
- Go vote
- Watch out for slugs when camping
- Ryan orders a cider
- 8 FUN FACTS ABOUT THE HISTORY OF HALLOWEEN
Follow @plpodcast on instagram for the most up to date news on Canadian politics, criminals at large, and country music star Coffey Anderson. | |||
| Episode 69 | 04 Oct 2019 | 00:35:05 | |
Nice... | |||
| Friday Night Lights (ft. The Chimp) | 21 Sep 2019 | 00:57:30 | |
Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose. Area 51 Forever.
- We record this episode on FRIDAY NIGHT BABY
- Storm Area 51
- The biggest scandal in Canadian politics history
- An awkward evening with Kurt
- The Chimp chimes in
- Ryan with the zingers
Follow @plpodcast on instagram for the most up to date news on Canadian politics, criminals at large, and country music star Coffey Anderson. | |||
| No Pink Starbursts | 05 Sep 2019 | 00:49:40 | |
The People Person's Paper Podcast
We reveal our Song of the Summer 2019. | |||
| Killing for Content | 18 Apr 2024 | 00:53:21 | |
POUR ONE OUT FOR OJ Cicadas infestation incoming? The Canadian Country Music Awards are coming to Kelowna. How you laying (when you go to sleep)? The internet's dying. O.J. Simpson was "alert and chilling" on the couch drinking beer, watching TV 2 weeks before he died, lawyer says. ----more---- Vote for us (starting May 6, 2024) https://bestof.kelownanow.com/ Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast | |||
| How it feels to be bald | 22 Aug 2019 | 00:50:27 | |
EVICTION NOTICE - HIGH FIVE
Randy and Kurt are both getting evicted. Being bald is like a 5 gum commercial. Ryan talks about coasting through red lights. A young girl befriends a fox. We reminisce about the summer of 2013. Controversial Toy Story artwork surfacing on the internet.
Go to our instagram @plpodcast and nominate your #songofthesummer2019 | |||
| Wine and Cheap Tacos | 17 Aug 2019 | 01:06:26 | |
Randy vs The Caveman who you got?
Caveman absolutely spits fire at guys who cannot figure out how to look good at the gym. Randy had a blast throwing gainers off the dock at Bowen [Bow-en] Island. Our Manhunter petition was extremely successful - thanks to all of those who signed! A$AP Rocky is bad or good...We don't know! Recycling is not gay. A moose absolutely sends it off the cliff and there are BEARS on the moon!
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| Mantracker: One Last Ride | 01 Aug 2019 | 00:42:10 | |
Know your land, know your prey
We start a petition to bring 2 fugitives to justice. Is Kurt in your radius, what about everything else that is important to you? Swarms of hyper-intelligent bugs wreak havoc at Kurt's house. Unannounced visits are vital to healthy relationships.
Get Mantracker to track down Bryer Schmegelsky and Kam McLeod
Sign our petition towards the RCMP http://chng.it/dPskSLkWkf
Go to our instagram @plpodcast and nominate your #songofthesummer2019 | |||
| Eddie Spaghetti | 30 Jul 2019 | 00:57:02 | |
- into skateboarding
- good grades in all my classes
- helps mom and dad at the farm when needed
RAINDROP GOES UP AGAINST MIKE GAMBLIN IN THIS ABSOLUTE BLOODBATH OF A RAP BATTLE. Young girl gets tossed up in the air by a bison while on a visit to a national park...but she landed it! Goggles...in or out? And is Coffey Anderson trading his cowboy hat for a tinfoil hat? We discuss.
Go to our instagram @plpodcast and nominate your #songofthesummer2019 | |||
| Fat Cats and Where to Find Them | 18 Jul 2019 | 00:41:12 | |
NEWSFLASH PEOPLE: Cats are fatter than ever. Stop feeding them so many vegetables.
In this episode, Randy and Kurt sit down and really delve into some significant topics such as: mysterious local vandalism, government conspiracies, unhealthy diets for animals, and work faux pas.
Go to our instagram @plpodcast and nominate your #songofthesummer2019
Thanks to Castanet and Oneindia News for the audio clips! | |||
| Is that barbeque sauce on your neck? | 11 Jul 2019 | 00:43:46 | |
The Poetry Podcast
Our #kawhi watch has ended (insert Jon Snow). Scents by Youell™ is revealed to the world. Kurt performs a dramatic reading...Randy is perplexed. Would you rathers, power moves, song of the summer noms...this episode has got it all people! Except Stranger Things, we do NOT talk about that.
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| The Lizard King | 04 Jul 2019 | 00:41:44 | |
We are clapping!!!
Ryan passes out in a park somewhere before celebrating Canada Day. Kurt leaves the country for 5 whole days and only has 1 urinal rant to show for it. We have been paying very, very close attention to NBA free agency #kawhiwatch. And something about Mats Zuccarello (hockey player for our non sports fans fans) being a lizard.
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| The Greatest Soundtrack | 27 Jun 2019 | 00:40:08 | |
THE BEST SOUNDING EPISODE YET
Randy finally learns how to use his podcast microphone. Kurt is really getting into broadway/musical soundtracks. DST update!!! What's the deal with farmer's markets? And how can a bee (single) spice up your sex life? Nothing else really happens, but this episode sounds fantastic.
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| Come on in, the water‘s fine | 21 Jun 2019 | 00:42:10 | |
We're knee deep in the lake of PODCASTING.
UPDATE ON THE LOST EPISODE. Ryan is not getting enough ice cream. Kurt slips and falls and you won't believe what happens next! Seattle - the Wifi-less city. Ryan gives surfing a go, with hilarious results (LOL). Is Drake a bigger factor in the Raptors' success than we think??
Go to our instagram @plpodcast and nominate your #songofthesummer2019 | |||
| Nice Job Team! | 14 Jun 2019 | 00:43:16 | |
SPORTS TALK IS BACK
The St. Louis Blues win the Stanley Cup. Nice job team! What's your favorite instagram filter? Kurt receives a standing ovation!! Ryan gets lost in the upside down! And we've got a new power move for you to try on your next date.
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| Party in the Pit | 07 Apr 2024 | 01:08:23 | |
Announcing our campaign for: Best local influencer Best local podcast Best overall Instagram account Best overall TikTok account Kelowna's pit. Pooping wonderland. Jake Gyllenhaal should be ashamed for his physique in "Roadhouse". Gym contracts. Rest in peace Kevin the goose. ----more---- Nominate/vote for us https://bestof.kelownanow.com/ Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast | |||
| What’s that song that goes like “dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun?” | 06 Jun 2019 | 00:38:42 | |
WE THE BEST PODCAST
A music heavy episode of the pod.....Kurt sings Katy Perry's new hit single and introduces 4 nominees for #SONGOFTHESUMMER. Ryan suggests a new power (weirdo) move to try on tinder dates. Later, we try finding each on Chatroulette.
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| The Round Table (w/ Shanna Graham) | 01 Jun 2019 | 01:05:43 | |
Come on in, the water's fine! The boys have RAPTOR'S FEVER!! Jk, Randy thinks Lebron is playing and Kurt is just there for the liquor. Kurt experiences violent explosions from his toilet and nearly destroys his house.
Our dear Patio Lanternites got way to many problems on their hands so we brought in advice-expert Ms. Shanna Graham on the show to help (min 30). | |||
| LIVE from Roy‘s Towne Pub | 23 May 2019 | 00:55:46 | |
The Roy is a great place to relax
and meet with friends. Great food
and friendly waitresses await you,
with daily food specials and a
warm atmosphere.
PATIO LANTERNS - THE BASKETBALL AND GARDENING PODCAST
Ryan encounters some weird sneezers. Kurt encounters an ant. Game of Thrones is over but our rants are just beginning.
Congrats to "Give me Hedman" for winning the 2019 Patio Lanterns NHL Bracket Challenge!
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