You begged. You pleaded. You clearly have questionable taste. And now, you got what you wanted. This is NOT That Damn Show … PODCAST

In this long-overdue reunion, Mikey, Lara, Ian, and Stroke dust off the mics and jump back into what they do best: talking sh*t, getting sidetracked, and questioning their life choices. From broken equipment to old radio war stories, the crew relives the good, the bad, and the definitely-shouldn’t-be-recorded moments.

You asked for this. You only have yourselves to blame.

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The reunion nobody thought would happen (including us) is here. 

The crew jumps into:

• How this whole comeback happened (spoiler: it’s your fault).
• The absolute disaster of trying to set this up.
• Classic radio stories—bad bosses, worse equipment, and how they all survived.
• Roasting each other because that’s what real friendships are built on.
• The unfiltered, unhinged conversations you missed.

Same cast. Same dysfunction. New podcast.

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NOT That Damn Show Podcast – Stroke, Mikey, Ian, and Lara are back. The show that owned the airwaves is now a podcast, picking up right where it left off. Same attitude, same hosts, zero restrictions. You wanted it, so here it is.

In this episode ofNOT That Damn Show, we’re going all in. Stroke’s engagement kicks things off, third time’s the charm, right? But just when you think it’s all love and happiness, we bring on Wine Rack’s ex-wife, Janelle, to spill the tea on what life was really like with him (spoiler: it wasn’t pretty). Let’s just say warts and jizz shirts make an unexpected appearance.

Then, Lara reads her infamous email,the mic-drop moment that ended her time at 98 Rock. It’s a masterclass in how to quit with style.

But first, Ian went to the Super Bowl, but did he really? And Mikey’s got a near-death story from Vegas involving plane turbulence, no drink service, and an existential crisis at 30,000 feet.

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Mikey gets fired (yes, really) for talking sh*t on his job, Ian bragged about something to do with Dave and Busters (IDK I wasn’t paying attention), Lara’s family survives a car wreck, and Stroke… well, he’s just vibing. 

Plus, we’ve got WTF News featuring a Florida man crashing into a tree, a Mormon-hunting airline passenger, and a teacher who thinks she's a cat… Metal Monday, Am I The Asshole, Damn Problem … Also, a huge bombshell voicemail drops confirming something we've all suspected about Sacramento radio. 👀

🎤 Highlights & WTF Moments:

• Mikey's Week from Hell: Fired from his job for saying he only gives 10%, his computer dies, and his new one gets "delivered" (aka stolen).
• Who Had the Worst Week? Lara's husband and kid were in a car accident, Stroke’s Valentine’s gift was a disaster, and Ian thinks his life is great. Vote on Spotify & YouTube!
• Florida Man Madness: One guy rides a lawnmower straight into mailboxes, another fights cops while tweaking on meth.
• Feral Teacher Alert: A high school teacher in Australia identifies as a cat, complete with hissing, licking hands, and making kids "purr" for candy. 🚨
• Biggest Voicemail Bombshell Yet: An anonymous tipster CONFIRMS the rumors about a certain Sacramento radio boss and their, uh, extracurricular activities.

💀 You Don’t Want to Miss:

• WTF News – Because reality is stranger than fiction.
• Metal Monday (On a Wednesday) – The gang tries (and fails) to decode brutal death metal lyrics.
• Am I The Asshole? – Kicking out a 500-pound dad and a wife trying to become a full-time house pet.
• Damn Problems – When your roommate adopts a giant dog against the lease and you're about to get evicted.

🔥 Vote on Who Had the Worst Week! Drop a comment on Spotify & YouTube and we’ll read them next episode.

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🚨 AI is officially out of control, and we’ve got proof. 🚨

• Stroke got his hands on some wild new AI tech – and it’s already causing problems.
• "You're On The List" debuts! We’re putting people in their place, one roast at a time.
• Florida Man strikes again – because stupidity is undefeated.
• Aftershock & Rockville talk – Mikey’s daughter wants to go, but there’s some drama.
• Random chaos because, well, it’s NOT That Damn Show.

This one gets unhinged fast – you’ve been warned.

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🔥 AI is coming for all of us – might as well laugh while we still can.

🚨 Only 4 free video episodes left! After that, you freeloaders are getting audio only (like it's 2005 or something). Want full video, behind-the-scenes chaos, and extra content? It’s all moving to Patreon.

And listen, it’s so cheap even Florida Man could afford it – if he could figure out how to use the internet.

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Lara finally shows up (late, obviously), just in time to hear Stroke’s horrific pants-shitting incident at work—yes, full details included. From there, we dive into your unhinged voicemails, covering everything from old radio grudges to someone (allegedly) having herpes on their butthole.

Then, in WTF News, we break down the week’s dumbest headlines, including a guy locked in a storage unit for days and a lunatic trying to assassinate a cat with a makeshift bomb. Damn Problem brings us a listener whose girlfriend smells so bad he’s considering an intervention (or a crime scene cleanup crew). And finally, Dead or Alive challenges us to remember which celebrities are still breathing—because apparently, we’re terrible at that.

This episode is a shitstorm in every sense—and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

🎧 Listen now. Because it can’t get worse… right?

🔹 Highlights:

• Stroke’s pants (and dignity) did not survive.
• Listener voicemails: Herpes on my butthole?
• WTF News: Shark selfies gone wrong & meth cannon smugglers
• Damn Problem: How do you tell your girlfriend she smells like death?
• Dead or Alive: Why are we so bad at this?

🔥 Hashtags:
#ComedyPodcast #WTFNews #Voicemails #DamnProblem #DeadOrAlive #NotThatDamnShow #Podcast

This episode has everything—sketchy Craigslist finds, a voicemail from the depths of hell, and Stroke casually dropping a baby into the conversation. Ian and Mikey are at peak sarcasm, Lara is just trying to hold it together, and things spiral quickly into absolute madness.

🔹 WTF Craigslist: Why are people like this?🔹 Strokes' big news—no one saw this coming🔹 The worst things we’ve seen this week🔹 The dumbest arguments we’ve ever had

Takeaways? Probably nothing life-changing, but you will laugh. Or cry. Maybe both.

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This week, we launch our new website and merch store!

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We kick off the Aftershock giveaway!

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We go full throttle into HOA rage, Florida Man madness, and internet trash you can't unsee. Mikey gets fined for letting his kids be kids, Ian brings useless products, and Stroke dives into the swamp. Also, one girlfriend thinks her man is secretly gay for his best friend. Oh, and a bird tries to eat someone’s eye. Welcome to Digital Dumpster Fire.

In this jam-packed, almost-too-much-to-handle episode of NOT That Damn Show, we:

• Launch the damn merch store (finally),

• Kick off the Aftershock Giveaway (April 2nd—mark it or suck it),

• Read wild voicemails, including one from a stoner sandwich lover,

• Introduce the most tragically hilarious Lara Farewell Song (get tissues),

• Debate the dumbest fashion trends women wear (don’t cancel us),

• Crown new Florida Men (including an ear-biting beach brawler),

• Laugh at bidet etiquette, jean jackets, and the dark truth behind iguana eggs,

• AND drop our first official show sponsor: Scoop Sharks 🦴💩

This episode is loaded with controversy, confessions, and chaos. Two more free video episodes left. After that? Pay up, buttercup.

👀 You only have TWO free video episodes left. Then it's audio-only unless you subscribe to our Patreon.

🎁 Gift a damn membership like it’s the most chaotic charity ever.
💥 Get the new Strokeified song, Lara's goodbye track, and exclusive bonus content.
🎟️ And don’t forget—Aftershock tickets up for grabs starting April 2nd!

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We didn’t think this episode would start like this—but here we are. Lara drops major news, and it changes everything. Is this the end of an era, or just another chapter in the madness?

But don’t worry, we don’t get sentimental for too long before diving headfirst into:
🔥 “Am I The Asshole?” – One of us might actually be the villain
🔥 Florida Man Strikes Again – Another day, another dumb crime
🔥 New NOT That Damn Show Songs – Bangers or absolute disasters?
🔥 We’re Selling Our Songs on Patreon – Because why not monetize chaos?
🔥 Feet Pics for Cash? – A side hustle none of us saw coming
🔥 Bad Yelp Reviews – The internet is unhinged, and we love it

Plus, should we rebrand? Should we burn it all down? Or should we double down on selling everything we can, including our dignity?

There’s only one way to find out. Listen now. 👀

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If you’re listening to the free audio-only version of this show, congrats—you’re riding in the back of the content bus. Meanwhile, our Patreon crew gets full video episodes and exclusive content, which helps us keep this trash circus rolling (and growing).
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Mikey’s mom pays to hate-watch the show, Stroke’s wearing Gucci bunny ears, Ian might be living in a crime scene, and Mikey may or may not have driven past a Klan meeting in the hills of NorCal. Welcome to NOT That Damn Show.

We’re talking:

• Katy Perry’s 11-minute “I’m an astronaut now” delusion

• Our official search for a female co-host—Mandy’s Skank Watch™ has been activated

• Voicemails, awkward lingerie fights, and stepkid betrayal

• Karaoke etiquette for drunk idiots

• A Florida Man segment that involves nudity, lawn equipment, and felony-level dumb

• Digital Dumpster Fire 🔥 sponsored by Nippleman

• A Fesshole confession about a morgue and a locked-up penis. Yes. Really.

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🎤 That Damn Night Out is happening!
Live podcast + afterparty. Games, giveaways, merch, Aftershock passes, and Thunder Cover playing the hits.
🗓️ August 30 | 📍 The Boardwalk, Orangevale
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Arnie States joins the degenerates this week for what might be the most unhinged episode of NOT That Damn Show yet. We talk glory holes, racist dogs, hot teachers, and dudes fist-fighting trees in Florida. Mikey rants about Chipotle cheese crimes, Ian loses it over karaoke rules, and Stroke waves a gun again (obviously).

We also announce that we have an announcement...?? Drop a new Strokeified banger about anonymous head, and dig into the creepiest fetish list Reddit has ever birthed. Oh, and someone fights the Easter Bunny.

This episode is NSFW, NSFL, and absolutely not for free—unless you're a Patreon subscriber 😉

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The final free video episode is here—and it’s a wild one.

Mikey accidentally drives straight into a full-blown police standoff while doing Lyft. Stroke brings a new Strokefied anthem to life. Ian breaks down bar fights.

We drop TWO new “Am I the Asshole?” stories that include chicken nuggets, a funeral, and a literal litter box dump.

And yes, we finally talk to the man behind the legendary internet trap for idiots—Bob Innes, creator of RentAHitman.com.

Plus: Florida Man, voicemail chaos, bidets, aftershock updates, and the worst-smelling Lyft passenger of all time gets added to the Damn List.

This is why we can’t be free.
And next week, if you’re not a patron, you’ll miss everything.

🔒 This is the LAST free video episode.
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💥 Special thanks to Bob Innes from RentAHitman.com for coming on and sharing some truly insane stories.

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America’s Loudest Podcast is back with an episode full of wild internet drama, viral trends, unfiltered life advice, and the kind of stories you probably shouldn’t be listening to at work.

Mikey, Ian, and Stroke dive into stalker DMs, poop-scooping startups, and the most uncomfortable listener messages we've ever received—including one about foot stuff (yep). They break down the viral “100 men vs gorilla” debate, rant about karaoke etiquette, and answer real-life problems from fans involving thirst traps at work and passive-aggressive roommates.

Plus, we introduce our new game, “Why the F**k Would I Know That?”—where dumb questions get even dumber answers.

We also drop some life coaching wisdom for the graduating class of 2025… because obviously, we’re the best people to be giving advice.

🎟️ Don’t forget: Tickets are on sale now for That Damn Night Out, August 30 at The Boardwalk in Orangevale. Live podcast, giveaways, games, and a band to close the night. Let’s sell it out.

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🔥 Like, follow, review, comment. Tag us. Share it. You know the drill. Be a Damn Hero.

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Episode 13 of NOT That Damn Show is proudly sponsored by ScoopSharks.com – mention NTDS and get your first month of poop scooped for just $50! 🦴💩

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This week, the crew is unhinged and fully loaded:

• They torch some truly chaotic co-host applications

• Check voicemails and read your comments

• Play a savage game of "Hire or Fire?"

• And update The Damn List with everything from internet challenges to Cheez-It dustbags.

Stroke brings the Florida heat (and a Florida Man anthem), Ian dives deep into Craigslist depravity, and Mikey launches the Digital Dumpster Fire — featuring 5 of the most WTF videos on the internet, courtesy of Nipple Man™. Also: some unsolicited life advice, arguments about ketchup, and whether or not you can make love to a butthole (again).

It’s chaos. It’s comedy.
It’s NOT That Damn Show.

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Jenn with Two Ns crashes America’s Loudest Podcast and instantly regrets her life choices. Stroke drops another dick anthem, Ian gets roasted by a listener named Chad Rock (yes, seriously), and Mikey forces everyone to play “Girl or Metalhead.” Confessions get dark, a murderer shows up in our dating game, and the Digital Dumpster fire is overflowing with digital fire.

This episode’s got everything: thirst traps, cereal moans, dick wiggles, a three-legged dog named Trip, and a woman smuggling pills in places pills should never be. You’ll laugh, cringe, and wonder if you too have chlamydia out of spite.

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Support the businesses that support the madness. Without them, we’d just be yelling into microphones behind a dumpster.

What the hell do a monkey’s ass, a used condom, medicinal cocaine, and clam-covered coochies have in common? They’re all part of this week’s disasterpiece featuring team audition #2: Temu Lara. Plus: a new song, Florida’s crack cavity king, wild voicemails, trashy confessions, and proof that PBR really is poor beer.

✅ Sponsored by Scoop Sharks (they pick up poop, you lazy bastard)

✅ Co-host Audition: Meet Temu Lara a.k.a. Lara a.k.a. Lolly a.k.a Lawley or so shit like that.

✅ The Trapt Drummer saga continues: More dirt, more drama, more cringe

✅ Strokeified Bangers: "I F**king Hate Ian" & "Beach Vibe" (Coochie poppin’ edition)

✅ Florida Man returns with a crackpipe in his crack

✅ Voicemails from a young dammit, a Greek penis-pump enthusiast, and Jesse (yes, he’s back)

✅ Confessionals: Poor people tacos, used condoms, Target scammers, monkey butts & more

✅ A new game: “Boobs, Butt Crack, or Other” (it’s exactly what it sounds like)

✅ Can We Stop: Jeep cults, horn honkers, cold plunges, and dog people who hate freedom

✅ And of course… karaoke rage, measuring ass cracks, and peeing in the shower

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The full uncensored video version of this trainwreck is up now for the DPs on Patreon. Freeloaders? You get it a day later. It pays to be a DP. Early access, bonus songs, behind-the-scenes chaos, Mikey’s blog “Off The Record,” and more.🎟️ Join now → NotTDS.com

We’ve added a new level of Damn to the show this week—meet Kira, our female co-host candidate who isn’t afraid to jump into the insanity. We talk Aftershock, mom life, bartending, and how to tell someone to “go f*ck a horse” in sign language. Yeah. That happened.

Meanwhile, Mikey saw a certain ESPN douchebag walking down his street, which kicked off a Damn List of people who need to vanish. Ian brings back CraigsLust, we roast weird confessions, get into the Biggest Pervert segment (spoiler: it’s all of us), and drop an explosive Damn Breakdown featuring warning labels that exist because humans are absolute morons.

🔪 This Episode Includes:

• 🚨 A brand-new co-host tryout
• 🧏‍♀️ Learn to insult someone silently (Sign Language 101)
• 📜 The Damn List
• 🧠 The Damn Breakdown: 10 real warning labels, 10 real idiots
• 🥵 Confessions that will make your skin crawl
• 🧼 Who’s the biggest pervert? You decide
• 🎤 A very special 4th of July song premiere
• 📞 What’s Your Damn Problem?: Advice you probably shouldn’t take
• 😳 Craigslist Lust: Foot pics and jailbait

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Leave a voicemail @ 916-312-3266

🎟️ Get your tickets to That Damn Night Out – August 30 at The Boardwalk!
Live show, giveaways, drinks, Thunder Cover, and 4 wild co-hosts.
Don’t be a loser. Be a Dammit.

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Mikey’s back from a wild vacation and somehow survived Ohio, Cedar Point, a tornado, Mr. Hero, and a midnight visit from the weirdest cop alive. Ian and Stroke are here to break down the madness, question Mikey’s life choices, and play a round of Real News or Fake News that includes Costco cards, pole dancers at a middle school, and a sex cult startup.

💩 Can We Stop? returns with Dammits calling out society
🧠 Confessionals include fake IBS, burner Instas, and spicy secrets
🧻 Voicemails, CraigsLust, Florida Man, and the Top 10 Most Annoying Songs
👀 Plus: Who had the worst ex? And what the hell is “BaconNips69”?

💀 Got secrets? Shame? Weird sh*t you’d never say out loud?

Drop your confessions here, Dammit 👇

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Strap in (or on) because this week’s NTDS is a fully loaded buffet of internet insanity, foot freaks, and digital degenerates. We break down toe-suckers, tampon-hurling Ironman runners, coke-loving dumbasses who literally call the cops on themselves, and the worst tippers in delivery history. We get pegged on Craigslist, question outdated slang like "Talk to the hand," and debate if towing is the foot version of fingering (spoiler: it is).

💀 Plus: We crown a new Digital Dick of the Week, Play a couple stroekfied tracks, and give you a perfectly unholy Craigslist Lust segment full of barkers, peggers, and foot creeps.

🎟️ That Damn Night Out is coming fast—grab your tickets now or you’re officially dead to us.

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🎙️ Episode Highlights:

• Sponsored by Scoop Sharks – Because someone has to clean up your ferret poop.

• WTF News – Toe suckers, naked flight attendants, methy delivery drivers & underwear bandits.

• Festhole Confessions – Taylor Swift makes a metalhead cry, weed over memories, and toe-powered rope climbs.

• Digital Dick of the Week – Dancing laptop thief vs. the man who called the cops to get his cocaine back.

• Craig’s Lust – Pegging partners, gangbang invites, foot pic freaks, and "King Chocolate’s" throne.

• Damn Breakdown – Shit we used to say that Gen Z will never understand (psych!).

• AI Song Premieres – “I Hate Ian” & “Goodbye Mr. Rogers” now streaming exclusively on Patreon.

• Digital Dumpster Fire – Butthole fire warnings, lingerie fights, Juggalos smashing bricks, and a full-blown Karen meltdown.

🧠 Takeaways:

• Never tell your boss your real opinion.

• Always pack your cocaine in someone else’s car.

• Toe jobs = towing.

• Tampons and running don't mix.

• Juggalettes = fun, foot jobs = not so much.

• And yes, there's a Dammit out there who’s been towed. We believe in you.

Patreon is just $1 all June with code DAMMIT.

🎥 Get exclusive video segments like dick gun debates, gay microphones, and the full Damn Confessional.

🎧 Or be a cheap bastard and listen for free wherever you get your podcasts.

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America’s Loudest Podcast is back, and this week’s show is a flaming mess you won’t be able to look away from. We’ve got gay objects, tampon-slinging marathoners, a dude fucking pool floats, and the worst confessional you’ll wish you never heard.

💩 Poop scooping PSA
🧼 Moist towelettes are gay now
🦴 Florida Man is back and humping
🩸 Runners yeeting tampons mid-stride
🍫 Chocolate guns & mom’s OnlyFans
🎯 Digital dicks, sex confessions, and cousin hookups

It’s dumb. It’s loud. It’s Not That Damn Show.

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The Co-Host Search hits a turning point—and yeah, we had to break our own rules again.Things are getting real: six badass women made the cut, and it’s time to see who can survive a full episode with the guys without running for the hills.

This week:

• Full breakdown of the Top 6 picks—and why one of them may already be cursed

• Voicemails, confessions, and comments straight from the Damn Fam

• A brand-new Strokeified banger that’s pure #FuckTrapt

• The Breakdown: Karaoke Choices That Could Start a Bar Fight

• Dumpster Fire: Possible brain damage, definite bad decisions

• A new Digital Dick of the Week gets crowned in glorious, embarrassing fashion

• Plus: Craig's Lust, Damn Problems, and whatever Ian's malfunction was this time

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Stroke nearly gets fired for accidentally recording the CEO of a major radio company.
Some ex-drummer from that band Trapt is still publicly sobbing because seven years ago, the NTDS crew helped his wife get a divorce—on air.

And meanwhile, a full-grown Facebook lunatic thinks Messenger is a federal offense and wants to fight Mikey in a Walmart parking lot.

Welcome to Episode 17!

Also:

• 🔥 AI snitches and the jobs still safe from getting replaced
• 🍆 Digital Dick of the Week
• 🧨 The most banned, dangerous, lawsuit-worthy toys from your childhood
• 🎙️ A co-host update that definitely won't make everyone happy
• 📞 Your Voicemails & unhinged comments 
• 🎶 And another deeply inappropriate Strokeified banger: Put Your P**y on the Screen*

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Also: That Damn Night Out is coming.
Live recording. Real prizes. Thunder Cover.
No VIP section. No bullshit. Get your tickets before they’re gone.

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Episode 16 of Not That Damn Show starts with Mikey losing his sh*t over people who send voice memos instead of texts. 

From there, it spirals (as usual). A listener wears a fanny pack with zero shame. Someone’s brother owns a raccoon. Listeners also pitched merch ideas like a band-style poster and a Not That Damn Show tote bag, because apparently y’all want to carry us around now.. And the Facebook group? Still out of control.

The team goes deep into your voicemails and comments—including a few from people who might be legally unwell. 

We watch more co-host audition videos—some promising, some concerning, and at least one Temu Lara. 

We also launch a brand new segment: The Damn Breakdown, where we roast other people’s dumb rankings. 

First up: Mount Fleshmore—AskMen’s top 10 21st-century porn stars. Some of the picks? Solid. Others? Who tf is that?

That Damn Night Out is less than 100 days away. August 30th. Boardwalk. Live podcast. Thunder Cover. Aftershock ticket giveaways. Dammits, assemble.

🎟️ Get your tickets now: NotTDS.com🧼 Special thanks to our sponsors:💩 Scoop Sharks – Poop in the yard? First month just $50 when you mention NTDS
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🍰 The Wrecking Crew Bakery Café – Come for the muffins. Stay for the passive aggression

We’ve also got:

• Florida Man – Somehow gets even more Florida than usual
• Damn Problem – Arguing with AI and speakerphone trauma
• Digital Dumpster Fire – A full-grown man trapped on a fence screaming for help—and that’s not even the worst part
• Strokeified Songs – Diddy gets cooked and Carlin gets the remix treatment

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Episode 15 of Not That Damn Show kicks off with Mikey calling out some Facebook crybaby for whining about being @’d—so naturally, he’s on the list. From there, it gets worse. Someone brought nachos to a date. Ian may or may not have touched a horse d*ck. And Mikey's daughter’s school? Evacuated. Because some idiot lit a Chromebook on fire thanks to TikTok.

We watch co-host audition tapes from the applicants who actually sent videos (some should probably be on a list). Creepy or Crazy returns with a guy who drops the L-word halfway through a beer, and someone else who brought a f**king fanny pack to a first date. Ian shows more useless products, Stroke loses it over meth raccoons, and the Digital Dumpster Fire might’ve peaked this week... for real its hard to watch.

Don't forget That Damn Night Out! is happening August 30th at The Boardwalk - Orangevale, CA. There will be merch. There will be drinks. There will be live music. There will be a podcast.

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🧼 Special thanks to our sponsors:

• 💦 Elite Pool Tile Cleaning – Pools look gross? Don’t be that guy.

• 🌿 JLS Outdoor Service LLC. – They make yards look good. You probably need that.

• 🍰 The Wrecking Crew Bakery Cafe – Where the muffins are moist, the coffee’s strong, and the staff probably hates you (but in a fun way).

✨ EPISODE HIGHLIGHTS 

• The Damn List: Facebook comment section meltdown

• Voicemails + Comments

• Florida Man… turns into Ohio Man? Thanks to JLS Outdoor Services

• Co-Host Audition Videos: Some are... unwell

• Chromebook Challenge: TikTok trend sets Mikey’s kid’s school on fire

• “Trend or Trash?” TikTok game

• Ian’s Stupid Products returns

• Creepy or Crazy: Voice memo playlists, bathroom bags, and “I love you” on beer one

• Would You Rather: Weird questions. Worse answers.

• Digital Dumpster Fire: Brought to you by Infusion Taproom in Lincoln

• 💩 Get your dog’s sh*t scooped – scoopsharks.com — first month only $50 when you mention NTDS

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What do you get when you mix a cheating CEO, a Florida man who sucks off a goat, and a blunt-smoking woman who’s been to jail and thinks pegging is romantic?

Episode 25 of Not That Damn Show.

Steph from Steph’s Rock Show joins us for an audition, and within minutes we’re talking about:

• Shitting your pants to get out of a speeding ticket

• Bleaching your asshole “out of respect”

• And whether or not it counts as rape if the guy just “wasn’t ready” to be pegged

Also:

• 💋 Coldplay Kiss Cam scandal: the CEO ducked, the internet doxxed, and he lost everything

• 🐐 A Florida man literally sucks a goat’s dick.

• 🥇 The Damn Breakdown: Top 10 most overblown media circus stories

• 💀 Jeffrey Epstein and our no-holds-barred reaction

• 🥪 The most uncomfortably erotic peanut butter voicemail you’ve ever heard

• 🤢 Listener confessions: cousin hookups, wedding-night sexting, and Target scams

• 🎶 New Strokeified classic: “Goat In My Throat”

🎫 That Damn Night Out is August 30 at The Boardwalk BE THERE!

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Corporate radio’s circling the drain, Ian’s job just got flushed, and somehow we ended up buying penis guns for That Damn Night Out 🤷🏼‍♂️

This week on America’s Loudest Podcast:

• Ian gets the classic radio exit package—ignored, ghosted, and canned without a single word.

• Amanda formerly of RAD Radio is back… this time, crashing OUR party.

• Florida Man strikes again with butt-sniffers, a 400-pound mushroom bust, and headlines only Florida could write.

• Random Thoughts returns, confessions get filthy, and the kind of NTDS stupidity HR already fired us for once.

🎟 That Damn Night Out → August 30 @ The Boardwalk. Aftershock ticket giveaways, Thunder Cover melting faces, penis guns, surprise guests, and the world’s most offensive flamingo art—get your tickets now at NotTDS.com.

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Sponsored by Elite Pool Tile Cleaning 💦, JLS Outdoor Services 🌱, and The Wrecking Crew Bakery & Café 🧁—helping us throw the kind of party corporate radio never could.

Ozzy’s dead. Hulk’s dead. Theo Huxtable’s dead. Our childhood officially tapped out last week, and we’re not okay about it. But the show must go on, so we drag Jaime into the NTDS Thunderdome for her shot at the fourth mic and things get... messy.

From farting up a plane cabin, selling pussy lips on eBay, Rob Williams’ drunk decline, Craigslist degenerates, Florida’s finest weirdos, and a very gay flamingo painting you can actually win…this is the episode you’ll regret listening to but can’t turn off.

🎟️ That Damn Night Out – Aug 30 at The Boardwalk
💥 Aftershock ticket giveaways, live NTDS madness, penis guns, and Thunder Cover closing the night.
👉 Grab your tickets now at NotTDS.com before they’re gone.

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