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You’ve heard it before—“Manifest on the New Moon!” But what if that advice is more fluff than fact? In this episode of Not Every Witch, we’re cracking open one of the most misunderstood lunar truths: the difference between the Dark Moon and the New Moon. Spoiler alert—they are not the same. And if you’ve ever felt like your spellwork during the New Moon fizzles out faster than your last candle stub... you’re not alone. We’ll dig into: What the Dark Moon actually is (and why it’s not just “the night before the New Moon”) Why timing your spells with lunar phases matters How ancestral wisdom, astrology, and witchcraft all point to the same truth: magic has rhythm The real power of pausing before you plant—and why rushing into manifestation can backfire And how this particular lunation, with a Dark Moon moving from Pisces into Aries and a New Moon in Aries right before Taurus season, is the perfect time to release, reset, and rebuild Whether you’re a lunar witch, astro nerd, or just someone tired of vague advice with no backbone—this episode will give you the insight and clarity to align your magic with real cosmic timing. So grab your Cosmic Caffeine, and let’s stir the cauldron. Because some witches wait for the light... But Not Every Witch is afraid of the dark.

Building a real relationship with spirits, ancestors, deities, and guides takes more than just lighting a candle and asking for favors. In this episode, we dive into what it truly means to cultivate these bonds—with respect, patience, and consistency. We also explore how lunar cycles and cosmic timing can enhance your spirit work and discuss why dismissing cultural traditions with “do what you want” is both harmful and misleading. Tune in for a raw, unfiltered conversation on honoring these relationships with integrity.

ever wondered, “am i a witch?” whether it’s a faint curiosity or a burning question, you’re not alone. in episode 17 of not every witch, we’re diving into the historical roots, modern meanings, and personal magic that define the path of the witch. join me, michael blackthorn, as we explore what it really means to embrace the craft. spoiler: it’s not about vibes—it’s about practice, intention, and connection. tune in and discover if the witch’s path is calling you.

feeling like your love life’s been tossed into a cosmic blender? blame it on mercury or venus retrograde, but don’t despair—there’s magic to be found in the mess. in this episode of not every witch, i, michael blackthorn, am unpacking the cosmic chaos of a couple of fast-moving planets and how they impact your relationships. from communication breakdowns to exes sliding into your dms, we’re tackling the drama and learning how to navigate it with grace—and a bit of witchy wisdom. tune in and let’s make retrogrades work for your love life, not against it.

navigating emotional turbulence in relationships can be tricky, but witchcraft can offer a helping hand. in this episode of not every witch, i, michael blackthorn, dive into the art of crafting compassion-focused spells to calm mood swings and promote harmony. learn how to work with mood-stabilizing herbs, soothing crystals, and ethical spellwork to create a balanced, loving environment. join me as we explore the delicate balance of influencing energy while respecting autonomy.

step into the cards and onto the witch’s path! episode 14 of not every witch dives deliciously into the major arcana, reimagining the fool’s journey as a roadmap for witches. join michael blackthorn as we explore each archetype from the fool’s leap to the world’s completion—learning how these powerful cards reflect the lessons, spells, and transformations of our craft. whether you’re new to tarot or a seasoned reader, this episode is your guide to unlocking the mystical wisdom of the major arcana.

feeling weighed down after a major spiritual shift or life event? it’s time to refresh and realign with the transformative magic of cleansing baths. in this episode of not every witch, i’ll guide you through crafting your perfect cleansing ritual—whether it’s a luxurious bath, a quick shower infusion, or a grounding foot soak. we’re talking herbs, crystals, candles, and all the tips to help you release the yuck and reclaim your sparkle. let’s dive in, witches!

heading into surgery or supporting someone through it can be nerve-wracking, but crystals can be your secret allies for calm, protection, and healing. in this episode of not every witch, i, michael blackthorn, am breaking down how to use specific crystals to tackle pre-surgery jitters, protect your energy during the procedure, and support post-surgery recovery. from hematite for circulation to rose quartz for self-love, we’ll explore how to work with these sparkling companions during vulnerable times. tune in and let’s make healing magical. and remember... this is for metaphysical and educational purposes only. be smart, always consult your healthcare professionals and what is suggested and talked about in todays episode is something to compliment not replace.

whether you’re brewing teas, crafting potions, or enchanting your home, herbs are your ultimate magical allies. in this episode of not every witch, we dive into 13 powerful herbs that every witch should know. from agrimony’s protective shields to chamomile’s soothing touch, we’re exploring the science, magic, and practical uses of these green companions. 🌕✨ join me, michael blackthorn, as we blend botanical wisdom with magical intention. discover how to connect with these herbal allies, align them with lunar phases and planetary energies, and infuse your craft with purpose and power. plus, in our “save me, rosemary!!” segment, we answer a listener's question about harnessing herbs for courage and healing. 🪴 what you’ll learn: the magical and mundane properties of 13 essential herbs. how to weave cosmic influences into herbal magic. practical tips for protection, love, abundance, and more. 🌱 your herbal allies are waiting—are you ready to work your magic? ✨ 🎧 listen now at noteverywitch.com or wherever you get your podcasts.

if gossip has been buzzing around you like an annoying fly, it’s time to swat it away—witch-style. this week on not every witch, we’re diving into the art of binding spells to stop gossipers in their tracks and reclaim your peace. whether it’s at work, in your social circle, or even within your family, learn how to craft effective spells that silence negativity and restore balance without breaking the bank—or burning bridges. with tools like slippery elm, lobelia (aka “gag root”), and even freezer spells, this episode is all about protecting your energy and creating harmony in spaces that feel chaotic. plus, rosemary’s back with her no-nonsense advice on what to do when binding spells don’t seem to work as planned. tune in to take control of the narrative and reclaim your power.

Forget the New Age fluff. We’re diving into the real, grounded practice of creating magical results. In this episode, we’ll address the request for a “powerful” method that works every time (spoiler: HAHA listen and find out), and explain why no single approach is universal. Instead, we’ll focus on understanding the principles behind successful spellcraft and how to tailor your magical methods to align with your intentions, circumstances, and energy. Whether it’s about crafting prosperity, protection, or love, we’ll explore how to make magic work for you—witch-style.

feeling a pull toward witchcraft? maybe you’ve been dabbling with crystals or scrolling through spells online, but let’s be real—witchcraft isn’t just a phase. it’s a path that digs deep, challenges you, and requires a commitment beyond candle magic and sage. join me, michael blackthorn, as we dive into the truth behind choosing this path. we’re covering the signs that witchcraft may truly be for you, the questions you need to ask, and how to start if you’re ready for the journey. plus, in our “save me, rosemary!!” segment, our beloved elder rosemary gives her take on handling doubt and feeling called to witchcraft. this episode’s all about honesty, grit, and exploring if this is truly your path.

get ready, witches, because we’re diving deep into the art of creating powerful moon water in this week’s noteverywitch episode. if you’re just leaving water on the windowsill and calling it a day, it’s time for a serious upgrade. join me, michael blackthorn, as we cover how to work with moon phases, choose the right crystals, and make moon water that’s actually potent for protection, luck, and more. we’re talking about matching intention to moon energy, and even how to keep that moon water fresh and potent (no one wants moldy magic, after all). plus, rosemary is back in “save me, rosemary!!” with her top tips for making protection moon water that packs a serious punch. tune in to elevate your practice and make moon water that works with you, not against you.

In this episode of Not Every Witch, we’re getting serious about banishment work and reclaiming our sacred space from any unwelcome energy. Join me, Michael Blackthorn, as we dive into the methods and timing behind banishing spells that get rid of that anchored, persistent negativity—the kind that hangs around like a bad smell and digs in like a tick. From the Waning Moon and Saturday rituals to powerful tools like salt, fire, and specific banishing herbs, we’re covering it all. Today, we’re not just talking light cleansing; we’re calling on Saturn’s boundary-setting energy and the Dark Moon’s transformative power to clear, seal, and protect our energy fields. Plus, in our “Save Me, Rosemary!!” segment, our wise elder Rosemary shares her strongest tips for kicking clingy energies to the curb once and for all. Tune in, reclaim your space, and reinforce your boundaries with confidence and power!

In this episode of Not Every Witch, we’re tackling one of the most common—and frankly, unhelpful—pieces of advice in witchcraft communities: “Just do what you want.” I’m your host, Michael Blackthorn, and today we’re breaking down why this mentality is a complete cop-out. We’ll explore why real magic requires more than vibes and vague directions, and why structure, intention, and understanding how to work with energy are essential to powerful witchcraft. Whether you’re new to the craft or feeling lost because of this all-too-common advice, we’ll cover the importance of building a strong foundation in your practice. Tune in to learn how to ask the right questions, align your tools with your intentions, and create spells with purpose and focus—no shortcuts, just real magic.

In this episode of Not Every Witch, we’re diving deep into one of the most practical and potent protection spells in a witch’s toolkit: the freezer spell. I’m your host, Michael Blackthorn, and today we’ll be talking about how to effectively use freezer spells to stop unwanted energy or interference in its tracks—literally. Whether you’re dealing with negative influences, toxic situations, or just need a moment to breathe, freezer spells act like your magical “pause button.” We’ll cover what freezer spells are, how to use them for binding and protection, and why they’re a go-to for situations when you need to freeze energy without banishing it entirely. From the best times to cast these spells, to step-by-step instructions, and even alternatives if you don’t have access to a freezer, we’ve got you covered. And, as always, Rosemary is back with her no-nonsense advice in the “Save Me, Rosemary!!” segment to answer a listener’s concerns about freezer spells and backfiring. Tune in and learn how to wield this practical, ice-cold magic to create boundaries and regain control with confidence.

In this episode of Not Every Witch, we’re diving into the journey of reconnecting with your magical self and reigniting that raw spark that may have dimmed along the way. Join me, Michael Blackthorn, as we explore how to rediscover your power, release the layers holding it back, and bring your full magical self back to life. If you’ve ever felt like your craft has become routine or that initial sense of wonder has faded, this episode is here to help you reignite that fire. From practical exercises to subtle daily rituals, we’ll discuss ways to awaken any hidden power you’ve tucked away, bring it forward, and make it part of your practice again. Plus, in our “Save Me, Rosemary!!” segment, our wise elder Rosemary gives her unfiltered advice on finding that missing spark and making your magic feel alive. Tune in to reclaim what’s yours and let that power shine.

Welcome to Not Every Witch, where I’m peeling back the shiny exterior of commercialized witchcraft and diving into the raw, no-frills magic right within reach. I’m Michael Blackthorn, and in this first episode, we’re dismantling the idea that your power depends on expensive tools or ritual gear. Spoiler alert: it doesn’t. Real magic isn’t about what you buy; it’s about what you create. Join me as we challenge the notion that true witchcraft requires a trip to some exclusive boutique, and instead explore the hidden magic waiting in your own home. If you’ve ever wondered whether your spellwork is valid without a $200 athame or hand-polished crystal ball, you’re in for a perspective shift. We’re digging into how everyday items—yes, even that kitchen spoon or dusty mirror—hold untapped potential to become powerful tools in your craft. And for those who might need a little extra guidance, I’m bringing in our resident elder, Rosemary, in the “Save Me, Rosemary!!” segment, where she’ll serve up some blunt wisdom on what really makes a witch. Tune in to discover how to see the world through a witch’s lens, recognizing the potent energy that’s been surrounding you all along. Whether you’re new to the craft or just ready to reclaim your magic, this episode is about reimagining what’s possible. Let’s make magic—no price tag required.

In this episode of Not Every Witch, we’re taking on the age-old question every witch has asked at some point: “How long does it take for a spell to work?” Join me, Michael Blackthorn, as we dive into the elusive nature of magical timing and what it really means to wait for your spellwork to unfold. If you’ve ever found yourself impatiently waiting for results or wondering if there’s a secret to making magic move faster, this episode is for you. We’ll explore the many factors that influence how and when spells manifest, shedding light on why some work immediately and others feel like a slow burn. Alongside some no-nonsense advice from our elder, Rosemary, on letting spells take root, we’ll reframe expectations around timing, patience, and trusting your own magic. Tune in and discover how to embrace the natural rhythm of your craft.

Welcome to the 'Not Every Witch' podcast! This is your sneak peek into my wild world of witchcraft, astrology, tarot, and herbalism—where I don’t sugarcoat a damn thing. In this trailer, you’ll get a taste of the fun, the flubs, and the magic that make this show one-of-a-kind. Whether you’re a seasoned witch or just dipping your toes into the cauldron, this is your space to laugh, learn, and dive deep into the craft without the fluff (okay, maybe a little fluff). Hit that subscribe button, grab your broom, and get ready—because 'Not Every Witch' plays by the rules, and we’re here to stir things up.