Hannah makes an important announcement and cries a lot! She is then joined by friend of the pod, actor, producer, filmmaker, and podcast host Taylor Wisham to discuss the iconic 90's comedy BAPS! The gals celebrate the incredible 90's fashion showcased in this film, decide we need more movies featuring both female friendship and montages, dissect a scathing Roger Ebert movie review from 1997, and so much more! Enjoy! 

Follow Taylor! (@AWishfulDream)

Follow Taylor's current filmmaking project and make sure to check out all the incredible films she produced daily in the month of February! (@TheProject.28)

Keep an eye out for Taylor's podcasting coming out in May, "Media Darlings" and make sure to subscribe, listen and review! 

Hannah is joined by viral tiktok sensation, CEO of callouts, and meme queen Kiki Monique AKA @TheTalkofShame! The gals talk about how Kiki’s page The Talk of Shame came to be and proceeded to go viral, and how strange it is to be tiktok famous! They also give their thoughts on Chris Harrison (UGH.), celebrate their mutual love for cats, Kiki gives her tips for an epic trip to NOLA, and so much more! Enjoy!

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To support this podcast even further, head on over to Patreon.com/NotAspirational for bonus content!

In this holiday-themed episode, Hannah and is joined by Danny Pellegrino (friend of the pod, Christmas enthusiast, and host of the hit pop culture podcast "Everything Iconic with Danny Pellegrino"!) to dive into the 2005 holiday classic "The Family Stone"! They discuss which characters are the most unlikable and the most f*ckable, as well as go on a Pamela Anderson/Jenny McCarthy/Tara Reid detour, naturally. 

Follow Danny!: @DannyPellegrino

Check out Danny's Podcasts!: Everything Iconic with Danny Pellegrino, A Very Merry Iconic Podcast

This week, Hannah is joined by hilarious comedian and host of the hit podcast "What's Your Jersey?" Jaclyn Marfuggi to recap episode 6 of The Hills: New Beginnings! A couple glasses of wine in, the gals giggle over Steph's recent run-in with arch nemesis Kelly Cutrone, Mischa's acting renaissance, why the cast of The Jersey Shore could teach the cast of The Hills a thing or two and much much more! Listen now, don't forget to rate, review and subscribe, AND check out Jaclyn's podcast "What's Your Jersey?"!

Hannah and her bestie/neighbor JD Barton discuss the INCREDIBLY LIFEGIVING finale of The Bachelorette! They celebrate their kween Hannah Brown #2, GO IN ON Jed and Luke P, give their ~steamy~ opinions and predictions for BIP, and SO MUCH MORE. Listen now!

Hannah recaps episode 5 of The Hills: New Beginnings! She talks about the Godfather-esque beaten dead horse that is the Justin/Adrian/Steph love triangle, reminisces on her own dark love triangle (er... hexagon?) from an old serving job (she was the Adrian!), AND introduces the new breakout star of The Hills: The Malibu fires. Listen now, don't forget to rate, review and subscribe, AND head to patreon.com/browneyedjewnicorn for bonus content!

Inspired by the new trailer, Hannah tells the harrowing tale of her high school's production of "Cats" and how she was GROSSLY underutilized! She then recaps this week's episode of The Hills: New Beginnings! She touches on why an open bar is always a good idea, why she can't take Brody Jenner seriously as a DJ (or at all), and why she empathizes with Adrian! Listen now, and don't forget to rate, review and subscribe!

In this episode of Brown-Eyed Jewnicorn, Hannah recaps episode 3 of The Hills: New Beginnings. She weighs in on the Steph/Justin/Adrian love triangle (justice for Adrian and her receipts), celebrates the ultimate couple goals of Heidi and Spencer Pratt, and shades all men who ask women on dates to Dave & Buster's. To further support Brown-Eyed Jewnicorn, make sure to check out the Patreon at patreon.com/browneyedjewnicorn !

This week on the pod, Hannah recaps the second episode of The Hills: New Beginnings! She talks about the supposed "love triangle" between Steph, JustinBobby and Audrina AKA Adrian, her crush on Ashley Wahler, and also goes in on why the 4th of July and Midsommar are the worst because why not?! Listen now, and don't forget to rate review and subscribe!

Hannah is solo this week and recapping the first episode of The Hills: New Beginnings! She stans Spencer and Heidi hard, gives you her best Mischa Barton impression, and (for no reason in particular) tells the epic tale of her very first spray tan in 8th grade! Listen now, and don't forget to rate, review and subscribe! PS Check out patreon.com/browneyedjewnicorn for access to exclusive bonus content.

Hannah Brown and hilarious iconic Instagram celeb/meme genius Joe Gunn become long distance besties over their favorite pop culture topics! The decide which Vanderpump Rules cast member would be best in a one-person show, their goopy opinions on kween Gwyneth, The Holiday ("home exchange..."), and much more! Listen now, rate, review and subscribe, and make sure to check Joe out on the new Patreon page to recap episode two of Pretty Wild at patreon.com/browneyedjewnicorn !

Hannah is solo this week and doing her gd best! She spills her thoughts on wedding footwear, children at Target, and pop culture events such as Taylor Swift's new video and that wild dinner from last week's episode of RHONY! Listen now, and don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, and head to patreon.com/browneyedjewnicorn for more bonus content!

Hannah is joined by her hilarious handsome pal Danny Pellegrino, host of the hit podcast "Everything Iconic with Danny Pellegrino" to catch up on pop culture and tell thrilling tales from their own lives. They touch on Brit's Miami bachelorette party, Danny tells the legendary tale of how he became friends with queen Bonnie Hunt, and Hannah comes for Olivia Culpo for a VERY specific reason! Listen now, and don't forget to rate, review and subscribe!

Hannah is joined by comedic genius, actor, singer, Housewives wrangler, and co-host of the hilariously honest podcast “Shitshow”, Anthony Lario! They revisit nostalgic memories as high school theatre kids, discuss the culinary delicacies of elementary school lunches (BOSCO STICKS.), how Anthony won over his frightening yet iconic first boss Roz, and so much more! If you're loving the pod, head on over to itunes and leave a rating and a review!

Follow Anthony!: @AnthonyLario

Check out Anthony's Podcast!: Shitshow with Anthony Lario and Morgan La Motta

Learn about & please consider donating to this organization!: The Campaign for the Fair Sentencing of Youth, https://cfsy.org/ 

For all your holiday season pop culture merch needs, check out Totally Good Time! Head on over to  https://www.totallygoodtime.com/ and use code NOTASPIRATIONAL15 at checkout for a fun, festive discount! 

Hannah is solo this week and updates you on her continued journey with her intention candles, her experience on dating apps (aka "the swipies"), and gives you all her betchy thoughts on RHONY, RHOBH, Southern Charm, Summer House, and The Bachelorette! Enjoy, and don't forget to declare your allegiance to THE ONLY HANNAH BROWN THAT MATTERS by rating, reviewing and subscribing to the pod! xoxo

Hannah and her gorgeous hilarious bestie Annabelle Desisto (host of the hit podcast Adderall and Compliments!) discuss their violent aggression towards splitting entrees, talk all things Southern Charm, have an extensive conversation about hats, and SO MUCH MORE! LISTEN NOW!

Hannah and her love and neighbor JD Barton discuss the season premiere of The Bachelorette! They share their predictions for the season, opinions of the "men" on the show, and delve into their theory as to why Chicago men are the worst. Listen now!

In the final episode of the Coming of Age Series, Hannah is joined by pal Ryan Bailey of the hit podcast "Realizing Stuff with Kara & Ryan" to discuss the iconic eighties flick "Stand By Me". They talk about their relationship to the film, the absolute prince that is River Phoenix, why it pays to be a weirdo as a kid, and recount experiences from their own childhoods, including but not limited to when Ryan worked at Blockbuster and Hannah worked at a movie theatre!

In this impromptu palette cleanser, Hannah is solo (with lots of input from her cat Lillian in the background and many cold brew breaks!) to update you on her life. She tells stories of her terrifying childhood music teacher from Hebrew school, her lucky streak, her epic night at Countess and Friends, and the hilariously bad tale of her Freshman year homecoming. Next week we continue the Coming of Age Series with Stand By Me, and you don't wanna miss it! Also don't forget to rate, review and subscribe!

In the second episode of the Coming of Age Series, Hannah is joined by her hilarious big sister Alex to break down their favorite childhood film Now & Then! They discuss the iconic soundtrack, relive their childhood obsession with Scott Wormer and whether or not they could see his “thing”, and decide which of the girls they identify with most! Listen now! *Also apologies for the sound of wine pouring throughout the episode. It’s because adult Chrissy bullied Hannah into not keeping hard liquor in the house.*

In the first episode of the three-episode Coming of Age Series, Hannah and her childhood BFF Maggie Grossman discuss the hilarious romp that is The Sandlot! They talk all about their relationship to this iconic, nostalgic film, celebrate 12-year old hottie "Benny 'The Jet' Rodriguez", and even reflect on their own Sandlot-esque stories from summers past!

Hannah is joined by her hilarious buddy Joey Rudman, actor and co-host of the hit podcast "The Joey & Amanda Podcast"! With summer on the horizon, they tap into their second-semester high school nostalgia and unpack their favorite John Hughes films, paying huge homage to the Sausage King of Chicago Ferris Bueller. They also tell tales of their own high school experiences, and outline their ideal John Hughes-esque movie plots!

In a wine-fueled haze, Hannah and pal Amanda Mcmorran talk about 2000's queen Lindsay Lohan. They cover The Parent Trap, Mean Girls, the Hilary Duff feud, Lohan Beach club and much, much more! Listen now, and don't forget to rate, review and subscribe!

Hannah dives into the amazing new season trailer of Southern Charm! She gives her thoughts on Ashley and her feathered hat, Patricia's relationship to Mcdonald's, and Austin's new femmebot girlfriend. She also reveals her breathtaking artistic choices of who she'd cast in the Southern Charm movie (not in the episode but Steve Buscemi would play Whitney!).

In this super special Thanksgiving episode of Not Aspirational, Hannah is joined by sartorial icon, comedian, writer, producer, actor, and host of the hilarious dating podcast “Receipts with Jenny”, Jenny Gorelick! The gals discuss Thanksgiving food and fashion, the bullsh*t fashionable women have to deal with in the standup comedy space, Jenny gives incredible tips on pursuing a creative career, and so much more! Enjoy!

Follow Jenny!: @JennyCestQuoi

Follow Jenny's podcast!: @ReceiptsPod

Hannah is joined by her quippy star best friend Chana to tell hilarious tales of their friendship. They talk about their run-in with Stranger Things hunk Joe Keery two years ago, their recent trip to Disneyland, and do their best impressions of Holly Hunter! Get cozy, pour yourself a glass of something and get ready to giggle.

Hannah and her best pal and neighbor JD Barton go in on the season finale of The Bachelor! They discuss their favorite contestants, favorite moments, their thoughts on Hannah B. as the new bachelorette (even though the Hannah Brown who hosts this podcast is the only Hannah Brown who really matters), and MUCH MUCH MORE!

Hannah dishes on her aspirational plans for her home and wardrobe (if she ever has money), her opinions on RHONY and Leaving Neverland, comes for men who text you all day with no follow through, and tells the story of both how she was inspired to tears by actress Alexandra Billings and how she met her all time idol DJ "Shangela" Pierce!

Hannah takes this minisode to update you on her life, as well as weigh in on pop culture hot topics! She honors sweet sweet prince Luke Perry, talks about Jordyn vs. Tristan vs. Khloe, reveals her theory on why Danielle Staub has been engaged so many times, and much more!

Hannah sits down with very talented very kind actor Paul Adelstein (I Feel Bad, Scandal, Private Practice, Prison Break, Girlfriend's Guide to Divorce, Imposters, Bedazzled) to discuss Chicago things, acting things, and pop culture things. He talks about his time working on hit tv shows, day jobs in the early days of his career, how his first band was formed, and tells tales about his iconic performance as Groomsman #1 in My Best Friend's Wedding. Listen now!

Hannah and ultimate comedy/hair goals queen Annabelle Desisto, host of the hit podcast "Adderall and Compliments", have an incredible pop culture bonding sesh. Spanning from Kim Richards' cameo in Black Snake Moan to why Annabelle makes a great wingwoman, to their thoughts on this season of RHONY's taglines, you do NOT want to miss it!

This week Hannah is joined by star writer and author Dana Schwartz (Entertainment Weekly, Twitter accounts @GuyinyourMFA and @DystopianYA, plus books "And We're Off" and "Choose Your Own Disaster" TO NAME A FEW!) to discuss the insanely dark Don Bluth 90's animated film "Thumbelina". The girls delve into the Don Bluth vs. Disney feud, the twisted inner workings of the movie's characters, and even reveal which Thumbelina suitors they'd kill, f***, and marry!

Hannah chats with the lovely Oren Aks-- super rad graphic designer and breakout star of the hit Hulu documentary Fyre Fraud! They discuss life after Fyre, his exciting current projects, and their opinions on music festivals. Oren also graciously answers a series of dark, Fyre-themed survivalist questions! LISTEN NOW! (PS rate and review on itunes if you haven't yet k enjoy the ep ilysm.)

Hannah chats all things dating with Bravo star Albie Manzo, host of the hit podcast "Dear Albie"! As the hard-hitting journalists they are, they discuss why game-playing in dating is the worst, music during sex (or not), the time they were both dumped for religious reasons, and more!

Hannah and her fabulous friend JD Barton unpack The Bachelor! They talk about Colton's virginity (yawn.), Hannah's potential to be an AMAZING future Bachelor contestant, celebrate Corinne Olympios (#teamcorn) AND Quinn from Unreal, and reveal what they'd say if anyone dare ask them to make a toast in a hottub!

Hannah is joined by mental health advocate, speaker, and author of the #1 best-seller "How to Heal: A Practical Guide to Nine Natural Therapies You Can Use to Release Your Trauma", Jessi Beyer! Jessi has been featured in Best Company, Thrive Global, and Elite Daily, spoken to thousands across the country, as well as appeared on "Off the Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe"! In this episode, she talks about the life event that led to her finding this incredible work, the importance of sharing feelings, the process of healing, and gives wonderful pointers on how to constructively make boundaries. She also gives the inside scoop on where to find the best donuts in Portland! Enjoy! 

Follow Jessi!: https://www.instagram.com/jessibeyerinternational/

Purchase Jessi's book here!: https://jessibeyerinternational.com/book/

In this week's episode, Hannah has her FIRST guest of 2019! We are joined by the gorgeous and hilarious comic and actress Jaclyn Marfuggi, host of the hit podcast "What's Your Jersey?" to talk all things Lady Gaga! They discuss where to find the perfect meatballs, Jaclyn tells the story of the TWO times she ran into Mother Monster herself, and they pretty much become instant besties while they bond over their mutual love for pop culture (aka Britney Spears). You do NOT want to miss it!

In this prerecorded episode, Hannah tells us about the highs and lows of the holiday season, makes a STRONG case for why she's "the people's podcaster", and hits some pop culture topics aka goes in on Danielle Staub's bunion and throws some love and light to her very first online troll!

MERRY CHRISTMAS, SWEET UNICORNS! Hannah and fellow Jewnicorn/hilarious comic Allie Zisfein talk about one of the most iconic episodes of RHONY-- December: Berkshires County. They discuss team Bethenny vs. team Lu, celebrate vintage Carole, and entertain each other with their best housewives impressions!

Hannah sits down with the gorgeous and lovely strength and nutrition coach Jenn Lower to discuss her story, pursuing the life you've always wanted, and tips and tricks to stay on your fitness grind during the holiday season. You do not want to miss it!

In the first episode of her Jewnicorn Holiday Spectacular, Hannah and gal pal/actress Kelly Daly discuss one of their FAVE holiday rom-coms The Holiday! They discuss where they'd want to take a holiday, which leading man they'd rather date, Hannah regales us with her bad Ed Burns impression, and they celebrate their favorite cinematic geniuses: Jude Law's adorable British daughters from the movie. Tangents ensue. Mr Napkinhead forever.

Hannah recounts the tale of her very first time hosting Thanksgiving! She discusses why it's kind of the worst, gives her Countess Luann etiquette lessons, and goes on to explain why Black Friday shopping is desperate and disgusting. Don't miss it!

Inspired by their fave Lifetime show "You", Hannah and her hilarious friend JD discuss all their most psycho obsessions from Beanie Babies to the Olsen twins to jr. high crushes. Trust us, it goes there.

In this week's episode, Hannah comes at you from the comfort of her bed! She talks about the thrilling Lifetime TV show "You", her irritation with "What's your Superpower?" merch, and recounts her deeply unsoothing tales of experiences with terrible stand up comedians. Also, apologies for the small glitch in the first 10 seconds!

In this crossover episode, Hannah and the ever hilarious Danny Pelligrino, host of the hit podcast Everything Iconic combine their powers to discuss the Vanderpump Rules season 7 trailer! There are opinions, predictions, and lots of housewives impressions. You don’t wanna miss it!

Hannah and her fabulous pal Julien Crochet discuss all things Halloween! They wistfully reflect on their favorite and least favorite Halloween memories, brag about their iconic past costumes, bond over their love for scary movies, and most importantly celebrate the ULTIMATE queen of darkness, Carlton from RHOBH! #justiceforCarlton

Hannah is joined by Ryan Bailey, incredible actor, meme-maker, and the hilarious host of the chart-topping pop culture podcast "So Bad It's Good With Ryan Bailey"! The pals discuss his hypothetical date with Leah Mcsweeney, why therapy rules, why Ben Affleck would be a terrific celebrity bestie, and SO MUCH MORE! Enjoy, and make sure to check out this week's episode of So Bad It's Good With Ryan Bailey for part 2 of Hannah and Ryan's pop culture chat! 

Follow Ryan!: @SoBadItsGoodWithRyanBailey, @RyanBailey25

Listen to Ryan's Podcast!: So Bad It's Good With Ryan Bailey

Hannah is joined by pal Eric Himel and his awesome coach Alex Kloehn to discuss the exciting new wellness program Arivale. They touch on what makes Arivale so personal and unique, why fad diets don't work on everyone, AND we give you a code to get your first month FREE to feel fab and snatched just in time for the holidays!

Hannah is sequestered in her apartment sick AF and slowly losing it. She talks about Alyssa Edwards' new Netflix Series, Mischa Barton, Black Mirror, and ponders dying her hair red because she has no idea what the f*** her brand is!

Hannah and the hilarious host of "Everything Iconic" Danny Pelligrino talk about one of the legendary '90s flick Romy and Michele's High School Reunion! They take a waltz down memory lane to discuss their own high school experiences, celebrate Heather Mooney, cast the inevitable Romy and Michele remake and basically become best friends.