This week the Nose Candy gals are joined by White Smellephant collaborator and bestie Abdi Taslimi to talk about the smell of sweat, the perfume of pussy juice, the bouquet of blood, and the stink of shit. The genius artist working in perfume sat down with Maddie and Chloe to Let The Bodies Hit The Floor, sharing their favorite scents that recall the beautiful rainbow of human secretions. Whether you're looking to smell like a barnyard, a bellybutton, baby batter, bile, or simply a butthole, this is one damp, humid, dripping, viscous episode you will not want to miss!

Want even more of the stylish, smart, and sexy Abdi Taslimi? Run and follow him on insta at @marzipanworld. Abdi is also on the hunt for Akigalawood, a synthetic molecule fractionated from patchouli oil. Know how he could get some? Shoot him a DM!

Fragrances Discussed:

Drakkar Noir by Guy Laroche

Le Labo Rose 31

Mardi Gras by Olympic Orchids

Wavechild by Room 1015

Celeste by Giardini di Toscana 

4711 Eau de Cologne

Eau d'Hermes

Diorama by Dior

Diorella by Dior

Diorissimo by Dior

Rochas Femme

Frederic Malle le Parfum de Therese

Terre d'Hermes

Aromatics Elixir by Clinique

L'Autre by Diptyque

Tom Ford Oud Wood

Cherry Punk by Room 1015

La Tsarine by Senyoko

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Do you smell like an asset or a liability? This week Maddie and Chloe are diversifying their portfolios, consolidating their debts, and leveraging their Guru with Broke Bitch Juice just in time for a very special solo ep about the scent of money. Follow these two from the dregs of Duane Reade, to the annals of Amazon, to the shiny floor of the department store for insider tips on how to best allocate your fragrance funds. Whether you're ready to blow the wad on the smell of laundry with skid marks, or looking to save your shekels for a perfume named after nothing, this is a blue chip episode with a very high rate of annual return.

Fragrances discussed:

Accident à la Vanille- Crème de la Berry by Jousset

Angel by Mugler

Gap Dream

Victoria Secret Love Spell

Celine Black Tie

La Danza delle Libellule by Nobile 1942

Delina by Parfums de Marly

Narcotic v by Nasomatto

Halston

Choco Musk by Al-Rehab

Rien by Etat Libre D'Orange

Sticky Fingers by Francesca Bianchi

Mardi Gras by Olympic Orchids

Tropic of Capricorn by Olympic Orchids

Jungle Jezebel by Sarah Baker

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This week the Nose Candy ladies have been practicing gratitude and baditude just in time for a perfume manifestation solo episode. Listen in as Maddie and Chloe tune into the harmony of the universe to discuss the scents they spray when they're calling in the law of attraction. From sex magick to welfare checks to poop perfume to an entire global panini, these two magnetic main characters are casting their lists and raising their frequency for an frag-filled episode that's high vibe and highly inappropriate.

Fragrances Discussed:

Jungle Jezebel by Sarah Baker @houseofsarahbaker

Tropic of Capricorn by Olympic Orchids @olympic_orchids_perfume

Encelade by Marc-Antoine Barrois @marcantoinebarrois

B683 by Marc-Antoine Barrois

Dior Sauvage @dior

Gateau Blackout by DS and Durga @dsanddurga

Peanut by DS and Durga

Issey Miyake pour homme @isseymiyakeparfums

Marc Jacobs Man @marcjacobsfragrances

Thé Noir by le Labo @lelabofragrances

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This week the girls are gestating, celebrating, and puke-baiting with a very special episode about the perfumes they're selecting when they're Expecting. Who better to discuss the scent of pregnancy than writer, trend forecaster, and glamorously pregnant diva Emily Segal! The Nose Candy gals sat down with the author of Mercury Retrograde (Deluge, 2020) to talk about digital coffee, Baggu barf and the correct pronunciation of the word "midwifery." From Bisquick and orange juice, to expired Flintstones vitamins, to Robitussin scents and parmesan perfumes these three are celebrating the gift of life with the gift of gab for an engorged and gorgeous episode you will not want to miss!  

Want more Emily Segal? Follow her insta @nemesis_emily, twitter @khole_emily, and subtack Nemesis Memos. Go read Mercury Retrograde and stay tuned for Emily's upcoming novel Burn Alpha. While you're waiting, run to Deluge Books and buy every single title on offer! 

Fragrances Discussed:

d'Annam Vietnamese coffee 

SM Café by Strangers Parfumerie 

Bath and Body Works Pink Lavender and Espresso candle 

Coffee Addict by Theodoros Kalotinis

Lemon Tart by Theodoros Kalotinis

Diptyque Philosykos

Bake by Akro 

Comme Des Garçons Incense Kyoto 

Berlin im Winter by Baruti 

Lust in Paradise Ex Nihilo

Ganymede by Marc-Antoine Barrois

Caramel Oud by Theodoros Kalotinis

Born to Stand Out Indecent Cherry 

Lost Cherry by Tom ford 

Comme des Garçons Monocle 02 Laurel 

Comme des Garçons Monocle One Hinoki

Comme des Garçons Monocle 03 Sugi 

Zoologist Rabbit 

Montale Chocolate Greedy 

Montale Arabian Tonka 

Mitsouko by Guerlain

Hilde Soliani Crema di Latte

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Pop a microdose, pull a tarot card and crack a Kin because this week the Nose Candy gals are joined by artist and Institute for Art and Olfaction founder Saskia Wilson-Brown to talk about the smell of their all-time favorite city: Los Angeles. Join these three ladies for a slow ride down LA's surface streets where they explore moldy swimsuit musk, eau de art deco, and botox base notes. Want to smell like the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disneyland? What about the Hollywood Farmers Market? Gloria Swanson's snail trail? These three are saying it, spraying it, and LA-ing it for a star-studded episode you will not want to miss!

Want more from LA perfume icon Saskia Wilson-Brown? Visit her website saskiawilsonbrown.com and run to artandolfaction.com to learn more about the Institute for Art and Olfaction and sign up for a perfume class on zoom or IRL. Follow the IAO on Instagram at @artandolfaction.

Fragrances Discussed:

Steamed Rainbow by DS and Durga

Relique d'Amour by Oriza Legrand

Jasmin Antique by Rogue Perfumery

Bruno Acampora Musc

Marissa Zappas Tragedy Oil

Fracas by Robert Piguet

Bandit by Robert Piguet

Duro by Nasomatto

Fantomas by Nasomatto

Fundamental by Rubini 

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Rosin your bows and tune your harps because this week the Nose Candy ladies are talking about perfumes that smell how music sounds. Your favorite synesthetes took a short break from party rocking to discuss barefoot 70s surfer frags, Southern Comfort scents and barnyard banjo perfumes. What to smell like one of Aesop's fables? What about a freak folk guitar solo? LSD perfume anyone? All that PLUS the ladies host another white smellephant, Maddie makes an epic NIN mix and Chloe's life is changed by Joanna Newsom live in concert (twice!).

Fragrances discussed:

Lira by Xerjoff-Casamorati 

Paloma Picasso by Paloma Picasso

Eau de Protection by Etat Libre D'Orange

Versace Red Jeans 

Child Perfume by Susan D. Owens

Marc Jacobs Women 

Fracas by Robert Piguet

Corpus Equus by Naomi Goodsir

Do Son by Diptyque 

Ambilux by Marlou

Corpalium by Marlou

Poudrextase by Marlou

Carnicure by Marlou

Baque by Slumberhouse

Kiste by Slumberhouse 

Black Afgano by Nasomatto

Fantomas by Nasomatto

Xinu Ummo 

Xinu Oronardo

Jasmine Antique by Rogue Perfumes

Madagascan Jasmine by Grandiflora

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Pull out your thesaurus and moisten your quill because this week Maddie and Chloe are joined by former New York Times perfume critic Chandler Burr to discuss the language of scent. The author sat down with the Nose Candy gals to talk about (how to talk about) everything from synthetic molecules to Joan Didion to Abstract Expressionism to Yankee Candles. Looking for a perfume that smells like a David Hockney painting? What about a Laura Ashley duvet cover? Razorblade rose petals? Grab your scented notebooks fragheads because this is a lesson in perfume rhetoric with one of the best to ever do it!

Want more from the writer of the New Yorker's definitive piece on scent Chandler Burr? Go run and buy "The Perfect Scent," "The Emperor of Scent" (about Luca Turin), and his novel "You or Someone Like You." Also! Get thee to Youtube to watch the 2011 BBC documentary "Perfume" which offers a window into Chandler's former life as a perfume critic in New York and constitutes one of Maddie's all time favorite films.

Fragrances discussed:

Chanel #5

Vietnamese Coffee by d'Annam

Miss Dior by Christian Dior

Diorama by Christian Dior

Diorella by by Christian Dior

Kenzo Jungle

Alien by Mugler

Flower Bomb by Viktor & Rolf

Calvin Klein Euphoria

Dior Pure Poison

CK One

D&G Light Blue

Kitten Fur by Demeter

Jovoy Psychedelique

Kenzo Flower

Portrait of a Lady by Frederic Malle

Gucci Rush

Eau de Protection by Etat Libre d'Orange

You or Someone Like you Etat Libre d'Orange

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This week the Nose Candy gals are giving you a sniff behind the scented curtain to see what happens when three divas stop being polite and start getting real. This is the Nose Candy E! True Hollywood Story and who better to join Maddie and Chloe for this heart wrenching docu-drama than podcaster, writer, cultural historian and all around glamour puss Tierney Finster?! The three ladies sat down to discuss the perfumes that scented the motion picture soundtracks of their lives which means bisexual smells, hoochie perfumes, and performance artist frags. Want to smell like Samantha's beach house in the Sex and the City movie? What about Jennifer Aniston's shabby chic slipcover? Is your sig scent more haunted doll house or Bruce Webber centerfold? Whether you're ordering Pink Dot on your parent's credit card, playing doctor at all girls summer camp, or huffing vanilla bug spray, remember: there are true sides to every story.

Want even more of the gorgeous and talented Tierney Finster? Follow her on IG at @tstar7, and subscribe to her substack and podcast, both conveniently named Tierney Talks. Did Tierney's description of niche perfume brand Velvet Vortex pique your interest? Use discount code Tierney20 for 20 percent off at http://velvetvortexperfume.com!

Fragrances Discussed:

Fracas by Robert Piguet

Byredo Blanche

Byredo Mojave Ghost

Le Labo Santal 33

Byredo Gypsy Water

CK One by Calvin Klein

Paco Rabanne Lady Million

Alien by Mugler

Black Orchid by Tom Ford

Marc Jacobs for Women

Michael Kors Michael for Women

Betsey Johnson by Betsey Johnson

Lush Lord of Misrule

Velvet Vortex Perfume

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Calling all Jersey Girls! This week the Nose Candy ladies are joined by actor, writer, filmmaker and New Jersey expert, River Gallo! Listen in as these three discuss the scents of the Garden State, from the smell of rose gold, to chlorine skin, to the hooters breakroom and the Marshalls checkout line. Want to smell like an engaged nurse practitioner? What about a blend of Alizé and St Ives apricot scrub? A Manhattan publisher who moves to Montclair? Stay tuned goomahs, this is one ep you will not want to fuggetabout!

Want even more from the gifted and glamorous River Gallo? Follow on ig @rivergallo and stay tuned for the release of PONYBOI, coming soon!

Fragrances Discussed:

Calvin Klein Eternity

Burberry Brit

Versace Blue Jeans

Versace Red Jeans

Diesel Green

Diesel Loverdose

Mugler Angel

YSL Black Opium

YSL Opium

Bal d'Afrique by Byredo

J’Adore Dior

Victoria Secret Love Spell

Poême by Lancôme

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Turn on your lava lamp and queue up Ben Harper because this week the ladies are celebrating the High Holidays. That's right, it's a 420-themed episode coming at you a week late and a dime bag short. Light up with your gals as they discuss their favorite cannabis scents, from the smell of yesterday's outfit to a patchouli contact high to a schwag frag and a pimento perfume. Chloe shares how she got scared straight, Maddie packs a bowl and an attaché case for a meth lab business trip, and both divas walk away smelling like desperation weed and bong water. Spark your interest? This is one high potency ep you will not want to miss!

Fragrances Discussed:

Moves by Adidas

Boy Smells Italian Kush candle

Boy Smells Cashmere Kush

Cologne No. 2 by Alguien

Basilico & Fellini by Vilhelm Parfumerie

You or Someone Like You by Etat Libre D'Orange

Mixed Emotion Byredo

Paradisi by Jorum Studio

Chevalier Vert by Olympic Orchids

Another 13 by Le Labo

Peau by Arquiste

Abd El Kader candle by Trudon

Mary Jane by Born to Stand Out

Relique d'Amour

Naomi Goodsir bois d'Ascese

Indecent Cherry by Born to Stand Out

Oui Plus by Kyse

secretions magnifiques

Ajwad by Lattafa

A.N. Other OR/ 2018

Noto perfume oil 

Sweet Leaf Room 1015

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Get your tissues ready frag heads because this week the ladies are joined by actress, writer, and melodramatic perfume muse Ruby McCollister! Ruby sat down with Chloe and Maddie to talk about the most tragic frags in their collections, from a haunted matinee scent, to the smell of 911, to a ballerina panty perfume and a Great Depression standby. Already crying Fracas-scented tears? Dry your eyes and prime your nose because this is an ep you will not want to miss!

Want to get more of Ruby McCollister? Follow her on insta @ruby.mccollister, get a bottle of Tragedy perfume oil (made by Marissa Zappas!) and keep your eyes peeled for the return of her one woman show Hollywood Soldier in NYC!

Fragrances Discussed:

Tragedy Oil by Marissa Zappas

Fracas Eau de Parfum by Robert Piguet

Bandit Eau de Parfum by Robert Piguet

Féminité du Bois by Serge Lutens

Iris Silver Mist by Serge Lutens

Fille en Aiguilles by Serge Lutens

Musc by Bruno Acampora

Annabel’s Birthday Cake by Marissa Zappas

Old Spice

Carnal Flower by Frederic Malle

Portrait of a Lady by Frederic Malle

Maggie the Cat is Alive, I’m Alive by Marissa Zappas

Quelque Fleurs by Houbigant Parfum

Child Perfume

Rogue Perfumery Jasmin Antique

Rogue Perfumery Targhee Forest

Rogue Perfumery Derviche

Rogue Perfumery Derviche II

Rien by Etat Libre D'Orange

Comme des Garçons x Monocle Sugi 

L’Attesa by Masque Milano

Legend by Michael Jordan

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This week the gals are joined by none other than hilarious comedian, perfume insider, and star of the upcoming film, Stress Positions, John Early! These three nervous nellies sat down to talk about STRESS scents and sniffed out everything from Post-it glue, Nescafé breath, burning tires, and pick-me perfume. Searching for a Pina Bausch frag, a Pussy Posse scent, or Pat the Bunny dupe? I cannot stress this enough: go listen to the ep!

Want even more of the inimitable John Early? Follow him on insta and twitter at @bejohnce, watch his hilario HBO special Now More Than Ever, and go see Stress Positions in NYC April 19th and April 26th everywhere!

Fragrances Discussed:

Comme des Garçons eau de parfum by Comme des Garçons

Attaquer le Soleil by Etat Libre D'Orange

Fat Electrician by Etat Libre D'Orange

Secretions Magnifiques by Etat Libre D'Orange

Rien by Etat Libre D'Orange 

Santal 33 by Le Labo

Cigarettes After Love by *************

Axe body spray 

Gris Charnel by BDK

Purple Suede by Goldfield and Banks

Jasmin & Cigarette by Etat Libre D'Orange

Vanille Banane by Comptoir Sud Pacifique

Nicolai Patchouli Intense 

Bourbon French Patchouli

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Grab your beaker and tare your scale because the Nose Candy ladies are back in the lab to talk about the science of scent. This week Maddie and Chloe are joined by genius artist and aroma chemist Sean Raspet to discuss the process of creating a scent on the molecular level, and to sniff through some of Sean's unreleased fragrance molecules. That means they're talking about everything from the scent of seafaring melon, to floral formaldehyde, to eau de air conditioning. Whether you want to smell like ethical manufacturing practices, a "mystery" Starburst flavor or the scent of betrayal, this is one atomic episode you will not want to miss!   

Want even more Sean Raspet? Visit patina.earth to learn more about his work in new fragrance molecule design, follow him at @patina.earth and @seanraspet and email him at sean@patina.earth!

Fragrances discussed:

Ganymede by by Marc-Antoine Barrois

Chanel #5

Aromatics Elixir by Clinique

Angel by Mugler

Loverdose by Diesel

Philosykos by Diptyque

Santal 33 by Le Labo

Carnal Flower by Frederic Malle

Rose Tonnerre by Frederic Malle

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Put your lighters up, because this week your resident pyros are joined by gifted writer, hilario podcaster and loud and proud frag head Carey O'Donnell! Listen in as Carey and the gals inhale the good shit and exhale the bullshit while they gab about their favorite smoke scents, tobacco frags, and cig-coded perfumes. From the hunt for cold fire, to the smell of a class warrior, to the royal family's bid for a graphic design intern, these three are following their noses to bring you the REAL smoking gun. Searching for a Pete Buttigieg perfume? The Smell of the Catholic Television Network? Truth in a Post-Truth world? Don't turn that dial frag heads because where there's smoke there is most certainly fire.

Can't get enough Carey O'Donnell? Follow him on twitter and insta at @ecareyo, listen to him on Sexy Unique Podcast, read his Substack Gay Doctor, join the SUP Patreon and buy tickets to his tour SUP Live!

Frags discussed:

Akro Awake

Polo by Ralph Lauren

Pink Sugar by Aquolina

Aromatics Elixir by Clinique

Jizzlogne

Paloma Picasso by Paloma Picasso

Relique d'Amour by Oriza LeGrand

Reine de Nuit Byredo

Super Cedar Byredo

Bal d'Afrique Byredo

Glossier You

Molecule 01 by Escentric Molecules

Akro Smoke

Tauer Lonestar Memories

Mississippi Medicine by DS & Durga

L'air des Alpes by Tauer

L'air du Désert Marocain

Incense Rosé by Tauer

Orange Star by Tauer

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Our little homesickies are back from their business travel and only want one thing: Mommy! Somebody call Ancestry.com because these two genealogists have been sniffing around the family tree and they want answers, namely: What exactly makes a perfume smell like mommy's milkers? Can you replicate the scent of grandma's soap dish? Is a Millennial MILF a Tommy Girl all grown up? All that plus the best brunch city in North America, dreidel perfume, good soap gone bad, and the most boring film ever made. Get ready to suckle this week frag heads because these two fertile myrtles have tea to spill and milk to spare.

Fragrances Discussed:

Akro Night

Melodie d'Amour by Dusita

Issey Miyake l'eau d'Issey for women

Issey Miyake l'eau d'Issey for men

Gourmand Bakhoor Al Oud by Jousset

Daisy by Marc Jacobs

Aqua Allegoria by Guerlain

White Diamonds by Elizabeth Yaylor

Lancôme Tresor

Lancôme Magie Noire 

Lancôme La Vie Est belle

J'Adore Dior

Aromatics Elixir by Clinique

Marc Jacobs Perfume by Marc Jacobs

Tommy Girl by Tommy Hilfiger

Tocca Florence

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This week the ladies open an uncan of whoop-ass to discuss perfumes that feel a bit... off. Maddie and Chloe are plumbing the depths of the uncanny valley to explore the freakiest gourmands in their collections and get to the bottom of what makes them so strange. From Smart and Final cookie scents, to white chocolate lavender Frappuccinos to almond saltwater taffy to Ludens cherry lozenges, the gals share smells that are easy to love and difficult to understand. Question: did you eat Play Doh as a kid? This one's for you.

Fragrances Discussed:

Pink Sugar by Aquolina

Les Notes Gourmandes by Reminiscence

Orgasmo by Hilde Soliani

Fraaagola Saalaaata by Hilde Soliani

Secretions Magnifiques by Etat Libre D'Orange

Attaquer le Soleil by Etat Libre D'Orange

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This week the ladies get HELLA NERVOUS and talk with writer, podcaster, and Gravy Train!!!! sex symbol, Heather Jewett! The electroclash pioneer sat down with Maddie and Chloe to talk about fuck me frags, Man Repeller smells, autofiction perfume, and Susan scents. Drunk off power and Guru, these Interesting Women debate The Dress, 90s pricing strategies, new car smell, hacky sack aesthetics, The Red Hat Society and much more. Somebody call The Better Business Bureau because this week the gals are breaking every perfume rule AND labor law in the book!

Want to beam up to Planet Heather? Subscribe to her podcast Bimbo Summit on Patreon, Listen to her music project Heathers, and follow her on twitter @bimbosummit and on insta @hurrrjurrr.

Fragrances Discussed:

Tauer No 06 Incense Rosé

Tauer No. 09 Orange Star

19-69 X Palm Angels Orange Kush 

Tom Ford Neroli Portofino 

4711 Eau De Cologne

Decléor Arome Tonique

Alguien Cologne No. 2

Dior Sauvage

Jean Paul Gaultier Le Male

Arabiana Tonka by Montale

L'Eau D'Issey Pour Homme by Issey Miyake

Charlie Cologne Spray

Child Perfume

Night Flyer by Olympic Orchids

Love's Baby Soft Cologne

Paloma Picasso by Paloma Picasso

Red Door by Elizabeth Arden

Tocade by Rochas

Tocadilly by Rochas

Musc Ravageur by Frederic Malle

Lancôme Hypnôse Homme

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Our little loud mouths are back on their sode box to talk about the most misunderstood genus of the Dead Nettle family: patchouli! It's a veritable Monster's Ball as the ladies crack open Y2K energy drinks, sniff cider scents, call in short kings, and debate the global high-end nail polish monopoly. Chloe shops her closet, Maddie falls back in love with her collection, and the ladies pay homage to a goth icon with the same name as a Costa Mesa mom. Want to smell like a girl who once was a woman? What about Carlton, the bisexual wiccan from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills? Perhaps you're interested in a Delina dupe that shares none of the notes? All that and more as your hosts deep dive into the unifying scent of hippies, old ladies, and department store divas worldwide.

Fragrances Discussed:

Baccarat Rouge 540 by Maison Francis Kurkdjian

DS and Durga Peanut

Bourbon French Patchouli

Angel by Mugler

Eric Buterbaugh Rose Oud

Another 13 by Le Labo

Delina by Parfums de Marley

Matiere Premiere Radical Rose

Jeroboam Oriento

Chokedee by Strangers Parfumerie

Matiere Premiere French Flower

Rose Highland by Jorum Studio 

Van Py Rhum by Lorenzo Pazzaglia

Attaquer le Soleil by Etat Libre d'Orange

Loree Rodkin Gothic I

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Big day here at Nose Candy HQ: this week the gals are joined by none other than writer, comedian and podcast luminary Lara Marie Schoenhals! Lara, a lifelong perfume enjoyer and iconic candlehead, sat down with Chloe and Maddie to chat about a 90s perfume standby, Gap Grass. Listen in as the gals discuss the difference between mowed astroturf and sexy meadows, the intersection of vagina frags and piss perfume, and (of course) debate the pheromone myth. Want to smell like a grass merkin? What about the Pirates of the Caribbean ride? A kermit core summer salad? Grab your fig leaves and launder your loincloths fragheads because this week the gals are going au natural.

Want more Lara Marie Schoenhals? Listen to her brilliant and hilarious podcasts Too Niche and Sexy Unique Podcast and follow her @Larzmarie on Twitter and Insta. 

Fragrances Discussed:

Papier d'Armenie Rose candle

Bath and Body Works golden honeycomb candle

Pasta Water by DS & Durga candle

Gap Grass

Gap Dream

CK One by Calvin Klein

Versace Red Jeans

Escada Tropical Punch

Axe body spray

Chloe by Chloe

Mugler Angel

Mugler Alien

Viktor and Rolf Flowerbomb

Marc Jacobs Man

Eau D'Issey for Men

Eau D'Issey for Women

Bruno Acampora Musc

Bruno Acampora Young Hearts

Etat Libre D'Orange Jasmine et Cigarette

Abda Al Qadr candle by Cire Trudon

Relique D'Amour by Oriza L Legrand

Andrea Maack Coven

Akro Ink

Akro Smoke

Akro Bake

Molecule 01 by Escentric Molecules

Tom Ford White Suede

Byredo Super Ceder

DS & Durga Debaser

DS & Durga I Don't Know What

Etat Libre D'Orange Ghost in the Shell

Byredo M/Mink

Byredo Pulp

Trudon II by Trudon

Diptyque Philosykos

Diptyque Olene

Parfums MDCI Invasion Barbare

Demeter Grass

Irish Spring soap

Drakkar Noir

Dove soap

REPLICA Bubble Bath by Maison Margiela

Etat Libre D'Orange You or Someone Like You

Animalique Byredo

Etat Libre D'Orange Tom of Finland

Etat Libre D'Orange Like This

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This week two beautiful immaculate women judge a book by its MFing cover and rate perfumes according to their outsides. Listen along as our little aesthetes share the frags they bought just for the bottle and discuss whether the juice inside stacks up. The GuGu dolls review a Patti LaBelle perfume, ponder a desexualized scent, sniff a frag that smells like Fun Stripe gum, and reveal an iconic Billy Madison bottle. All that plus Chloe's indecent Uber proposal, Maddie's run-in with a pre-Instagram reality star and an answer to the eternal question: are perfume bottles just vaginas by another name?

Fragrances Discussed:

Mugler Alien

Opium by Yves Saint Laurent

Paloma Picasso

Aromatics Elixir by Clinique

CK One by Calvin Klein

Laguna by Salvador Dali

Pink Sugar by Aquolina

Mugler Angel

Lolitaland by Lolita Lempicka

Tihota by Indult

Victoria Secret Bare Vanilla

Nemat Vanilla Musk

Relique D'Amour by Oriza L Legrand

Drakkar Noir

Grenade Solinotes

Attaquer le Soleil Marquis De Sade by Etat Libre D'Orange

Jean Paul Gaultier La Belle

Akro Smoke

Lamp Black by Fzotic

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Make room on the casting couch: this week the Nose Candy gals are joined by die hard fraghead, artist, and trend-setting fashion designer Madeleine Kunkle! Maddy sits down with Chloe and Maddie to discuss the topic of Hollywood perfumes, browse "PerfumeCelebritiesWear.com", and decode the difference between celebrity frags and frags worn by celebrities. They're covering everything from Aromatics Elixir-inspired fashion at the Latin Grammys to cupcakes in the locker room to Windex perfume (with a side of the BRAT diet). Looking to smell like a baddie on Entourage? What about strawberry Bubble Yum from 711? Nerf ball push-up bra anyone? All that, plus fragrance diversions, a dirty hair hack, and the ultimate Pick Me perfume. Get ready to lip synch for your life because this week the magic words are: Piguet, You Stay.

Can't get enough of Madeleine Kunkle? Shop her nepo baby-approved fashion brand Hollywood Gifts and follow @hollywoodgifts99 and @madeleine_kunkle on insta.

Fragrances Discussed:

Aromatics Elixir by Clinique

Fracas by Piguet

Anna Sui by Anna Sui

Loree Rodkin Gothic I

Molecule 01 by Escentric Molecules

Relique D'Amour by Oriza L. Legrand

Peanut by D.S. & Durga

Caesars World Caesar's Woman

Youth Dew by Estée Lauder

Hypnotic Poison by Dior

Sarah Horowitz Perfect Veil

Annick Goutal Eau D'Hadrien

Creed Tubéreuse Indiana

Demeter Dirt

Jean Paul Gaultier Classique

Classic Pink by Nanadebary

Portrait of a Lady by Frederic Malle

Carnal Flower by Frederic Malle

Clinique Happy

Chanel #5

Joy by Jean Patou

Pink Sugar by Aquolina

Ink by Akro

Attaquer Le Soleil by Etat Libre D'Orange

Paloma Picasso

Byredo Bibliotheque

Accident a la Vanille by Jousset

Axe Body Spray

CK One by Calvin Klein

L'Eau d'Issey by Issey Miyake

Fantasy by Britney Spears

Angel by Mugler

Bal D'Afrique by Byredo

Midnight Fantasy by Britney Spears

Laguna by Salvador Dali

Michael Jordan by Michael Jordan

Michael Jordan Legend

Chanel Egoïste

Musc Ravageur by Frederic Malle

Paris Hilton by Paris Hilton

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Happy New Year little sniffies. This week the ladies are sober, caffeinated, and back in the scented saddle to forecast the biggest perfume trends of 2024. From chock full-o-nuts to anorexic perfumes to uncrustable frags to dusty sap to pissy pee pees, our little oracles are gazing into their crystal balls to see what the f*ck this year will smell like. Smell along as Maddie and Chloe share their research on the ancient tribe of the Los Feliz Wide Brim Hat Girl, threaten to wear rim job perfume on a date, and get buycurious on Fragrancenet. Rip open a bag of popcorn jellybeans, spray on your favorite roasty toasty perfume, and throw your keys in the bowl fragheads because this week It's All Happening.

Fragrances Discussed:

Gourmand Bakhoor Dehn Al Oud by Jousset

Kyse Frangipane Al Pistacchio

Akro Bake

Mancera Tonka Cola

Jean Paul Gaultier Le Male

Zoologist Chipmunk

Killian Black Phantom

JScent Roasted Green Tea

DS & Durga Pistachio

Kayali Pistachio

God Bless Cola by Versatile

Naomi Goodsir Bois D'Ascèse

Aromatics Elixir by Clinique

This Is Not a Blue Bottle by Histoires de Parfums

Comme Des Garcons by Comme Des Garcons

Attaquer Le Soleil Marquis De Sade by Etat Libre d'Orange

Glossier You

Nicki Minaj Pink Friday

Ariana Grande Cloud

Baruti Perverso

Ghost in the Shell by Etat Libre d'Orange

Confetto by Profumum Roma

Bianco Latte by Giardini di Toscana

Serge Luttens Jeux de Peau

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Ever wonder the perfumes beautiful brunette women wear when they want to freak it? This week the Nose Candy gals are dressed to the nines and sharing the Freakum Frags they pull out when they want to show out. Whether you're back on the dating circuit, baring it all on stage, or just want to feel you puss deep down in your soul, your girls are sharing the scents they wear when the clock strikes freak o'clock. Follow along as Maddie buys a fvck-me frock in Freakonos and gets Naked and Afraid in Griffith Park while Chloe preps for her show at Zebulon (August 14th!) and serves cvnt in a purple pussy perfume. Get ready to dress up, bless up, and remember: When in doubt Freakum out!

Fragrances discussed:

Rien by Etat Libre d'Orange

Comme des Garçons by Comme des Garçons

Celine Black Tie

Mancera Tonka Cola

Angel Nova by Mugler

Gorseland by Jorum Studio

Akro Smoke

Fraaagola Saalaaata by Hilde Soliani

Jungle Jezebel by Sarah Baker

Tropic of Capricorn by Olympic Orchids

NOP Perfume by UFO Parfums x Dirt x Are.na

Attaquer le Soliel by Etat Libre d'Orange

Encre Noire by Lalique

Ecrin de Fumee by Serge Lutens

Tom Ford Tobacco Vanille

Celine Bois Dormant

Chance by Chanel

Mademoiselle by Chanel

Gabrielle by Chanel

Violetta di Bosco by Profumi di Firenze

Pink Bedroom Oil by Marissa Zappas

Celeste by Giardini di Toscana

Guerlain Insolence

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It's party season which means your girls are celebrating their Year of Rest and Manifestation with two ice-cold Gurus and matching two-day hangovers. This week the ladies attend a rave, unpack the Mother God documentary, co-host a perfume white smellephant, and test out a new sound cue in the editing suite. Maddie celebrates her birthday with jell-o shots and a case of amnesia while Chloe shares her white elephant strategy and reveals a celebrity crush. All that plus Muji perfume aesthetics, a new (ungodly) euphemism for bottoming, arugula accords, the world's sexiest skin scent, and yet another frag that smells like pussy. Pour your Pedialyte into a champagne flute and queue up your ex's HBO Max because tonight we're celebrating the last episode of Nose Candy Season 1!

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Fragrances Discussed:

Ferrera Stiletto Sexy in Red

Agua Divina E. Coudray

The Different Company White Zagora

Decleor Arôme Tonique

Comptoir Sud Pacifique Vanille Banane

Donna Sentenza by Hilde Soliani

Fraaagola Saalaaata by Hilde Soliani 

Celine Black Tie

Chevalier Vert by Olympic Orchids

Kingston Ferry by Olympic Orchids

Tucson by Olympic Orchids

Olympic Rainforest by Olympic Orchids

Cryptical Envelopment by Olympic Orchids

Bruno Acampora Musc

Bruno Acampora Young Hearts 

Troudon II

Secretions Magnifiques Etat Libre d'Orange

Pony Boy by Jorum Studio

J-Scent Roasted Green Tea

Flowerbomb by Viktor and Rolf

Aromatics Elixir by Clinique

A.N. Other OR

Akro Night

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This week the ladies are living out their piña colada fantasy and going all-inclusive at Sandals Resorts! That's right, they're talking about their favorite vacation frags for fun in the sun, a Vegas strip club, or simply to terrify everyone near you on your flight. Listen as the gals John Cage the house down boots and bravely ask: Are there more than four hot men in Los Feliz? Is it a leap year for cuffing season? What does old lady breath smell like? Is it a perfume or a Gauguin painting? All that PLUS pissy hay, Colgate original, cougar scents, and Thomas the Tank Engine aesthetics. This is randomly an extremely funny ep, here just in time for your trip back home and WELL-DESERVED PTO :)

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Fragrances Discussed:

Vacation by Vacation

Encre Noire by Lalique

Angel by Mugler

Marc Jacobs Woman

Voluspa Yashioka Gardenia candle

Tropic of Capricorn by Olympic Orchids

Night Flyer by Olympic Orchids

California Chocolate by Olympic Orchids

Chocolate Greedy by Montale

Chevalier Vert by Olympic Orchids

Kyphi by Olympic Orchids

Ballets Rouges by Olympic Orchids

Blackbird by Olympic Orchids

Carolina by Olympic Orchids

Mardi Gras by Olympic Orchids

Woodcut by Olympic Orchids

Café V by Olympic Orchids

Dev #1: Foreplay by Olympic Orchids

Dev #2: The Main Act by Olympic Orchids

Almond by Caswell Massey

Orchid by Caswell Massey

Lilac by Caswell Massey

Peony by Caswell Massey

Honeysuckle by Caswell Massey

Marem by Caswell Massey

Rose by Caswell Massey

Cherry Amaretto by Strangers Parfumerie

Akro Smoke

Coven by Andrea Maack

Rose Struck by Liis

Red Roses by Jo Malone

Slumberhouse Kiste

Nasomatto Black Afgano

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It's finally here: The Nose Candy Holiday Gift Guide! The ladies put their persona marketing experience to work to share the perfect prezzies for your nearest and dearest. This week they're hitting all the high notes and that means rubbery rhubarb, grass flavored popsicle, freaked up banana, and (of course) eau de pussÿ. Looks like this year Santa brought a hot, wet, juicy episode of Nose Candy just for you. Now get on your knees and say thank you :)

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Fragrances Discussed:

Bath and Body Works Golden Honeycomb candle

Wilkin and May Beverly candle

Solinotes Grenade

Synthetic Jungle by Frederic Malle

Alguien No.2 by Alguien

Drakkar Noir by Guy Laroche

Bruno Acampora Musc

Encre Noire by Lalique

Fire Water by Jorum Studio

Healing Berry by Jorum Studio

Gorseland by Jorum Studio

Ponyboy by Jorum Studio

Spirit Cask by Jorum Studio

Rose Highland by Jorum Studio

Comme des Garçons by Comme des Garçons

Angel by Mugler

Vanille Banane by Comptoir Sud Pacifique 

Donna Sentenza by Hilde Soliani

Oui Plus by Kyse

Kyse Frangipane al Pistacchio

Kyse Delizia di Marshmallow

Kyse Cocco alla Vaniglia

Kyse Gateau de Carnaval

Kyse Cacao Noisette

Glossier You

Fig Infusion by Essential Parfums

Bois Impérial by Essential Parfums

Rose Magnetic by Essential Parfums

Delina by Parfums de Marly 

Grass by Demeter

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It's a classic for a reason. This week your favorite brunetted divas are talking about classique perfumes that have stood the test of (their) time. Tune in as they consider the butterfly effect of Santal 33, beg to sample a gorgonzola perfume, and finally dare to ask: what the fuck is oakmoss? If you'd like to smell like a pair of double Ds or a decision made in a boardroom, press play now or forever hold your peace.

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Fragrances Discussed:

Bo by Liis

Molecule 01 by Escentric Molecules

Santal 33 by Le Labo

Purple Fig by Vilhelm Parfumerie

Philosykos by Diptyque

Fig Infusion by Essential Parfums

Kyse Cacao Noisette

Jousset Gourmand Bakhoor Dehn Al Oud

Jousset Gourmand Bakhoor 

Accident à la Vanille by Jousset

Accident à la Vanille Creme de la Berry by Jousset

Ink by Akro

Female Christ 19-69 Parfums

l'Attesa by Masque Milano

Old Spice

Dior Sauvage

Tommy Girl

Chanel No.5

Stetson

Lady Stetson

Zino by Davidoff

Giorgio Beverly Hills

Kouros by Yves Saint Laurent

Maison Margiela Replica At The Barber's

4711 Eau De Cologne

Les Belles Fragrances Eau de Cologne

Mugler Angel

Tresor by Lancôme

La Vie Est Belle by Lancôme

Delina by Parfums de Marly

Cloud by Ariana Grande

Lattafa Yara 

Narcotic V by Nassomatto

Fleur Narcotique by Ex Nihilo

Lust in Paradise by Ex Nihilo

Stora Skuggan Hexensalbe

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This week the ladies sit down with none other than world-famous fragrance influencer, LA perfume legend, and die-hard fraghead Steve Gontarski! You may know Steve from the @luckyscent instagram, as the manager of Scent Bar LA, or from his iconic frag reviews on Tik Tok. The gals find themselves honored, humbled, and absolutely obsessed as they chat with Steve about a veritable symphony of frags. Listen to them argue over the difference between Fran Drescher and Fran Liebovitz perfumes, reminisce about 2001 fashion merchandising, bond over the coziness of shampoo frags, rally against patchouliphobia and more. If you're looking for a Master Class on the history of niche perfume with one of the OGs, you've come to the right place.

Follow gorgeous Steve Gontarski on Tik Tok @myscentcollection and Insta @stevengontarski.

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Fragrances Discussed:

Black Afgano by Nasomatto

Maison Francis Kurkdjian Baccarat Rouge 540

Erba Pura by Xerjoff

Molecule 01 by Escentric Molecules 

Glossier You

Naomi Goodsir Bois d'Ascse

Clinique Aromatics Elixir

Comme Des Garcons EDP

Bora Bora by Giardini di Toscana

Santal Basmati by Affinessence

Britney Spears Fantasy Midnight

DS & Durga Debaser

DS & Durga Steamed Rainbow

DS & Durga Cowboy Grass

Relique d'Amour by Oriza Legrand

Chokedee by Strangers Parfumerie

Celine Black Tie

Tocadilly by Rochas

Tocade by Rochas

Serge Noire by Serge Lutens

Original Chapstick

Sticky Fingers by Francesca Bianchi

M/Mink by Byredo

Santal 33 by Le Labo

Cade 26 by Le Labo

Costes perfume by Costes

L'Orpheline by Serge Lutens

Santal Majuscule by Serge Lutens

Fille de Berlin by Serge Lutens

Chergui by Serge Lutens

Borneo by Serge Lutens

Iris Silver Mist by Serge Lutens

A La Nuit by Serge Lutens

Gris Clair by Serge Lutens

Corpus Equis by Naomi Goodsir

L'Ecrin Fumee by Serge Lutens

1969 by Histoire De Parfums

Helmut Lang Eau de Parfum by Helmut Lang

Velviona by Helmut Lang

Musc Ravageur by Frederic Malle

Animalique by Byredo

L'Heure Verte by by Kilian

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Who's feeling lucky? This week the ladies roll the dice, pray to the perfume gods and finally click "add to cart." That's right, they're discussing the polarizing topic of fragrance Blind Buys and sharing the good, the bad and the completely random. It's a veritable potpourri of salon core aesthetics, shopping mall memories, drugstore standbys and a fragrance note described simply as Pure Cloud. Follow along as Maddie and Chloe tackle this week's tough questions: Is Olivia Rodrigo the only hope for our youth? Is it ever a good idea to buy a used perfume on Ebay? Is the price of Arizona Iced Tea the best indicator of the global economy? Chloe hikes up her skirt AND her IQ when she finally gets glasses and Maddie nearly risks it all for a mozzarella-scented frag. Get ready to prime your noses and your pocketbooks fragheads because what happens on Fragrancenet stays on Fragrancenet.

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Fragrances Discussed:

Hilde Soliani Mmm

Lady Vengeance by Juliette Has a Gun

Gorseland by Jorum Studios

Gap Dream 

Gap Heaven 

Stetson 

Lady Stetson 

Les Belles Fragrances Eau de Cologne

M/Mink by Byredo 

Encre Noir by Lalique

Ink by Akro 

Kerosene Black Vines 

Kerosene Sweetly Known

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Well, they've finally done it. The ladies have found the freaky-deakiest frags that are too weird for even them to wear... or are they? Who wants to smell like a diorama in The Natural History Museum? What about a tangerine on fire? Honeyed goat cheese anyone? If you are looking to fall in love with a perfume that confuses everyone around you, you've come to the right place!  

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Fragrances Discussed:

Akro Ink 

Tom Ford Neroli Portofino

Byredo M/Mink

Jorum Studio Paradisi

Paloma Picasso by Paloma Picasso

La Maison de la Vanille Vanille Noire du Mexique

Marlou Ambilux

Tropic of Capricorn by Olympic Orchids

Jorum Studio Fire Water

Jorum Studio Gorseland

Jorum Studio Ponyboy

Akro Night

Etat Libre D'Orange Secretions Magnifique

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While the rest of you have been celebrating brat summer, Team Nose Candy has taken BRAT diet summer international. That means bananas, rice, applesauce, and toast for your gals, who are not only snatched to the gods but suffering from extreme digestive distress! When better than dealing with diverticulitis to discuss the palliative perfumes that soothe the soul (and the GI tract)? Are you on the hunt for a changing table frag? What about a key lime pie scent? Care for a synagogue cookie? Whether you've been gorging on gluten, have invited coronavirus back into your life, or are coming down from a Txakolina-fueled bender, this antibiotic episode is a warm dose of Mylanta for the SIBO soul!

Fragrances discussed:

Comme des Garçons Marseille

NOP Perfume by UFO Parfums x Dirt x Are.na

Fracas by Piguet

Celine Black Tie

Totally White by Parle-Moi de Parfum

J'Adore Dior

Serge Lutens Nuit de Cellophane

Serge Lutens Ecrin de Fumée

Serge Lutens Jeux de Peau

Serge Lutens l'Orpheline

Serge Lutens Chergui 

Serge Lutens Ambre Sultan

Comme Des Garçons by Comme Des Garçons

Attaquer le Soleil by Etat Libre D'Orange

Akro Ink

Oui Plus by Kyse

Theodoros Kalotinis Lemon Tart

Theodoros Kalotinis Coffee Addict

Michael Jordan Legend

Theodoros Kalotinis Cherry Powder

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Get ready to really let your frag flag fly because this week the ladies are talking about positively ghoulish scents for Halloween. Listen in as they get skunked, keep warm under a campfire blanket, find the perfect duo costume, and finally apologize to the font community. Questions posed: Would you rather smell like Rodeo from Rock of Love or Tilda Swinton? Does Chloe have the perfume taste of a Gen-Xer? Will Maddie finally sport a breast plate this halloween? All this plus the perfect perfume formula to smell like a disgraced Los Angeles fine-dining legend. Pour up your Guru and get ready to get spooky.

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Fragrances Discussed:

Stetson

Lady Stetson

Unbreakable by Khloé and Lamar

Michael Jordan Legend

Burning Rose candle by Byredo

Corpus Equus by Naomi Goodsir

Bois D'Ascese by Naomi Goodsir

Burning Barbershop by DS & Durga

Mistpouffer by Stora Skuggan

Moonmilk by Stora Skuggan

Lait Concentré by Chabaud

4711 Eau de Cologne

Demeter Kitten Fur

Molecule 01

Juliette Has a Gun

Mancera Tonka Cola

Panettone by Milano Fragranze

Akro Smoke

Angel by Mugler

Angel Nova by Mugler

Chokedee by Strangers Parfumerie

Like This by Etat Libre D'Orange

Ghost in the Shell by Etat Libre D'Orange

Bora Bora by Giardini di Toscana

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Who's in the mood for some fresh froot? This week the ladies meet to discuss everyone's favorite topic: dating! They reveal their perfect date frags, their best and worst rendez-vous, and finally agree on what disappointment smells like. All that plus brunette vs blonde perfumes, a fragrance simulacrum, a sloppy toppy stoppy, and butterface scents. Maddie gets catfished and shares the perfect frag for getting laid at a wedding, while Chloe explains why if a guy's wearing sandalwood, she sandal wouldn't. If you like the sound of censor beeps and the smell of red flags and burning tires, you'll love this one!

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Fragrances Discussed:

Dior Sauvage

Mancera Cosmic Pepper

Akro Smoke

Hilde Soliani Fraaagola Saalaaata 

Hilde Soliani Donna Sentenza

Hilde Soliani Mango on the Rocks

Relique D'Amour by Oriza L. Legrand

Mango Skin by Vilhelm Parfumerie

Ex Nihilo Vesper Glitz

Ex Nihilo Fleur Narcotique

Delina Parfums de Marly

Female Christ by 19-69

Akro Ink

Kyse Oui Plus

Loverdose by Diesel

l'Heure Verte by Kilian

Rose Struck by Liis

Yara by Lattafa 

Ex Nihilo Explicite

Ex Nihilo Lust in Paradise

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This week the ladies take on a controversial topic: Fragrets, i.e. those frags that maybe didn't need to make it all the way into the cart after all. Listen as they discuss epic blind buys, perfume second tries, and a fragrance that smells deep fried. Chloe enters her convalescent cinephile era, Maddie climbs back on her Kyse bottle soapbox, and the gals debate which perfume was worn by Harvey Milk. All that plus an Ex Machina fragrance, a dirty little period piece, the art world's crippling fragrophobia, and a perfume application hot take you will NOT want to miss.  

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Fragrances Discussed:

Commodity Milk

Chabaud Lait Concentré

Dedcool Milk

Comme des Garçons by Comme des Garçons

Gateau de Carnavale by Kyse Perfumes

Cocco Alla Vaniglia by Kyse Perfumes

Oui Plus by Kyse Perfumes

Frangipane Al Pistacchio by Kyse Perfumes

Tauer Incense Rose

Dior Sauvage

Chanel Bleu

Juliette Has A Gun Lady Vengeance

Juliette Has A Gun Not A Perfume

Eau Capital by Diptyque 

Rose Load by Boy Smells

1969 by Histoires de Parfums

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You are in for a treat this week hunnies! The ladies are joined by none other than performance art superstar, web series pioneer, and Los Angeles icon of style, the notorious Casey Jane Ellison! Listen in as Casey sits down with Maddie and Chloe to debate some of today's most pressing issues: Do you wash your feet? What does a big glossy art book smell like? Is Chloe's ankle tattoo a starfish or a graphic representation of her home state of New Jersey? All this PLUS latex wedding looks, red vines, a vinyl chair in a North Hollywood auto body shop, sesame deprivation, and ink and paper perfume. Buckle up for this week's magnum opus frag heads because the library is open.

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Fragrances Discussed:

Santal 33 by Le Labo

Portrait of a Lady by Frederic Malle

Molecule 01 by Escentric Molecules

Old Spice Fresh Deodorant

Akro Ink

Tom Ford Black Orchid

L'Eau Papier by Diptyque 

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Well now they've really done it! The ladies have listened to your voicemails and are ready to finally answer the question: what is THE definitive gay guy scent? Listen to them drink too much Guru organic energy, admit their undying love for Santal 33, and revisit style icon Justin Bobby. Chloe reveals a bisexual awakening and Maddie finally comes out as an ally. They're here, they're queer (?) get used to it.

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Fragrances Discussed:

Pink sugar by Aquolina

Angel by Mugler

Tonka Cola by Mancera

Jean Paul Gaultier Le Male

Versace Eros

Maison Louis Marie #4 Bois de Balincourt 

Dolce and Gabbana The One

Santal 33 by Le Labo

Thé Noir 29 by Le Labo

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This week the frag hags are in for a very special treat: Chloe and Maddie welcome Nose Candy's inaugural guest, gay country rockstar and LA icon, Sam Buck! Sam and the ladies contemplate shoplifting at Joann's, the declining popularity of ball odor, date rape graphic design, and finally dare to ask: what exactly makes a gay guy perfume? If you're looking to smell like a reusable shopping bag, big milky tatas, or a fresh urinal cake you have come to the right place! 

Can't get enough Sam Buck? Go stream his EP Out of Control on Spotify, Apple, Tidal or wherever you feel safe. Subscribe to his Patreon KFM Country Radio, go buy tickets to see him live, and catch him monthly at his star-making KFM country revue. Also go follow @sambuckcountry + @kfmcountryradio :)

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Fragrances Discussed:

Jean Paul Gaultier La Malle

Dio Sauvage

Old Spice

Axe Body Spray 

Kyphi Olympic Orchids

Mancera Tonka Cola

Yuzu Soda by Strangers 

Mango on the Rocks by Hilde Soliani

Incense Rose by Tauer

Akro Night

Akro Awake

Akro Bake

Nasomatto Sadonaso

Nasomatto Fantomas

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Your favorite bloodhounds are blessed, booked, and ready to sniff out the wheat from the chaff. This week they couldn't help but wonder: Is Walt Disney the original dupe-master? Is sapiosexuality a myth? Is it perfume or.....something else? Follow along as they discuss their favorite fragrance dupes, debate the growing popularity of orange marshmallow farts, and demand that more hot uber drivers wear sweatpants. Want to smell like dryer sheets? What about a tween on the eve of her bat mitzvah? Grab your faux fruitchouli and pour up your grape soda frag hags, this is a good one.

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Fragrances Discussed:

Montale Arabians Tonka

Montale Chocolate Greedy

Olympic Orchids California Chocolate

Angel by Mugler

Loverdose by Diesel

CK One by Calvin Klein

CK Be by Calvin Klein

Britney Spears Fantasy

Paris Hilton by Paris Hilton

By Kilian Love Don't Be Shy

Parfums de Marly Oriana

Alien by Mugler

Parfums de Marly Delina

Dossier Floral Marshmallow

Comme Des Garçons Marseille

Good Girl by Carolina Herrera

Angel Nova by Mugler

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Searching for the best scent to wear on a walk of shame? Well call your Uber and throw on last night's thong because the ladies are discussing everyone's favorite topic: hangover perfumes! This week the gals advise on fragrance merchandising, debunk a perfume myth, and toast to a creative Renaissance, all while trying not to puke up last night's tequila sodas. Chloe maintains her reign as Los Angeles' queen of country and Maddie returns to the perfume-making lab to master a Pink Sugar dupe. Follow along as the fraghags get patched up, share their much-rehearsed hangover prevention techniques, doubt their respective effectiveness, and discuss a pumpkin spice scent alongside two faith-inflected frags. Just like last call at the bar you will NOT want to miss this one!

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Fragrances Discussed:

Pink Sugar by Aquolina 

Panettone by Milano Fragranze

Angel by Mugler

Mistpouffer by Stora Skuggan 

Silphium by Stora Skuggan 

Cologne No. 2 by Alguien 

Akro Ink 

Akro Smoke 

Diptyque Eau Capitale 

Basilica by Milano Fragranze

Old Spice 

Comme des Garçons Eau de Parfum by Comme des Garçons

Comme des Garçons 2011 EDP

Saint Mount Ararat 

Abd El Kader candle by Trudon

Perfumehead Reine des Anges

Altra Profuture Skin

Altra Profuture Stone Cold Heart

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Who’s ready for a hot yeast injection? This week Chloe tries her luck in Vegas, Maddie shares her pickup game, and the two ladies finally manage to score the best table at BJs. Listen as they debate the scent of the summer, share their respective criteria and trademark their newest venture: a scented coochie wash :) Hold on to your taints and get ready to over-apply because your fave frag freaks are back and more unhinged than ever!

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Fragrances Discussed:

Akro Smoke

Akro Bake

Una Tira d’Altra by Hilde Soliani

Golden Honeycomb by Bath and Body Works 

Byredo Pulp 

Panettone by Milano Fragranze 

Diptyque Philosykos

Mugler Angel

Ecran de fumée by Serge Lutens

Replica Jazz Club by Maison Margiela

Borneo 1834 by Serge Lutens

Venus of Delta by Eris Perfumes

Pardisi by Jorum Studio

You or Someone Like You by Etat Libre d’Orange

Sécrétions Magnifiques by Etat Libre d’Orange

Ghost in the Shell by Etat Libre d’Orange

Arsalan by Prin Perfume

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Secure your jaunty little chapeau and log into Amazon Prime because the Nose Candy gals are back from summer vacation! Take a journey with them from the bargain basement to The Galleria to the beaches of Sorrento as they discuss tube top politics, Arabian night aesthetics, plastic swimwear and Nivea perfume.  Maddie runs away to Marseille and hires a male stripper on Long Island and while Chloe trolls r/fragrance and enters her zero waste era.

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Fragrances Discussed:

Les Belles Fragrances Eau de Cologne by Prestige de Menton

The Ghost in the Shell by Etat Libre d'Orange

Nemat Vanilla Musk

Victoria's Secret Bare Vanilla lotion

Lavanila Pure Vanilla

Hayal by Katana

Lattafa Ajwad

Layali by Swiss Arabian

Kyse Oui Plus

Listen to Maddie on Celebrity Book Club with Steven and Lily

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Slip into your bunad and prepare to bask in the midnight sun because this week the Nose Candy gals are talking to artist, writer, musician, and iconically Nordic nose Jenny Hval! Listen in as these three discuss the scents of Scandinavia, from cardamom buns to fig fibs to a brand new Swedish fashion frag. Want a perfume that smells like fresh dry cleaning? What about a spritz of cheesy popcorn? Scented rice sound nice? Seize the day, overspray, and anchors away because not even a fjord could separate these three from their frags.

Want even more of the genius and endlessly creative Jenny Hval? Run and buy all her albums (the Nose Candy gals are superfans) as well as her books "Paradise Rot: A Novel," "Girls Against God," and "Inn i ansiktet" (for our Norweigan divas), go experience her sound installation "Join the Sound" with Lost Girls at the Munch Museum in Oslo through August 25th, and follow her on instagram at @jennyhval.

Fragrances discussed:

Baccarat Rouge 540

Acne Studios par Frederic Malle

Ghost in the Shell Etat Libre D’Orange

Delina by Parfums de Marley

Hummingbird by Zoologist

Kerosene Followed

Kerosene Black Vines

Chanel #5 Eau de Cologne

Loverdose by Diesel

Angel by Mugler

Glossier You

Hulda by Kalit

Zoologist Cow

Madagascan Jasmine by Grandiflora

Andrea Maack Coven

Andrea Maack Jest

Serge Lutens Chypre Rouge

Old Spice

Hexensalbe by Stora Skuggan

Thumbsucker by Stora Skuggan

Eau de Protection by Etat Libre D’Orange

Portrait of a Lady by Frederic Malle

Kyoto by Comme des Garçons

Avignon by Comme des Garçons

Jaisalmer by Comme des Garçons

Ouarzazate by Comme des Garçons

Zagorsk by Comme des Garçons

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God it smells good to be back! This week the ladies roll up their sleeves, expose their dainty little wrists, and spritz on some sugar AND spice. Listen in as they analyze their bitchy sherbit dreams, trade catfishing tales, and open the door to Italian guys with wet hair smells. Chloe reads The Idol for filth and escapes from New York while Maddie attends Dyke Day and rocks out on stage. Has their search for the perfect breakfast cereal perfume finally ended? Are pheromones a myth? Can a Muppet perfume be sexy? All this and more from your favorite celibacy-brained fragrance freakazoids!

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Fragrances Discussed:

Another 13 by Le Labo

Thé Matcha Le Labo 

Accident à la Vanille Crème de la Berry by Jousset

Accident à la Vanille by Jousset

Accident à la Vanille Almond Cake Limited Edition by Jousset

Le Labo Neroli 36

Dior Sauvage

Byredo Bal d'Afrique

4711 Original Eau de Cologne by 4711

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Come hop into the fruit bowl after a brief hiatus! This week, Team Pretty Bitches smell some 70s potpourri, shop for rotting fruit at the farmers market, listen to AI-generated pop, and talk MFA frags. Chloe buys seven (!) frags and burns CDs at the library while Maddie defends NFTs against angry men and continues her search for life-changing perfume.

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Fragrances Discussed:

Spirit Cask by Jorum Studios

Comme des Garçon Wonderwood 

Chokedee by Strangers Parfumerie

Comme des Garçon Marseilles

Tocadilly by Rochas

Tocade by Rochas

L'Air du Temps by Nina Ricci

Laguna by Salvador Dali

Dalissime by Salvador Dali

Katy Perry Meow

Katy Perry Purr

Katy Perry Killer Queen

Layali by Swiss Arabian

Angel Nova by Mugler

Escada by Escada

Lataffa Ajwad

Layali Rouge by Swiss Arabian

Delina by Parfums de Marly

Female Christ by 19-69

Baruti Perverso

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This week the ladies avoid children, rally against sysphian beauty standards, and make an argument against bed frames. Smell along as they sniff eraserhead perfumes, kush accords, nail polish remover, 3-day old t-shirts, and milkvetch. Malibu yogurt covered pine needles, tan moms, Nepo baby models, Gen-X typefaces, creative director boudoirs, and perfume that smells like nothing at all? It's just another day in the life of these two psycho scent-obsessed sickos!

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Fragrances Discussed:

Gorseland by Jorum Studios

Rose highland by Jorum Studios

Healing Berry by Jorum Studios

Fire Water by Jorum Studios

Neanderthal Them

Neanderthal Us

Loverdose by diesel

Senyokô Duo Des Fleurs

Molecule 01 by Escentric Molecules

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Wanna smell a dead body? This week your favorite frag freaks talk corpse fragrances, tomb perfume, cheeseburger music, and an anise ménage à trois. Follow along as they explore Zoologist aesthetics, straight guys in gay bars, American Juniors, and Charli XCX. Chloe takes WeHo by storm and joins an eating-ass-skin support group, while Maddie shares her perfume wishlist and a new SUR to-go concept. Get ready to pull out your notepad and leave your brain at home this week sniffies!

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Fragrances Discussed:

Glossier You

Masque Milano l'Attesa

L'Heure Verte by Kilian

Aquolina Pink Sugar

Zoologist Harvest Mouse

Una Tira l'Altra by Hilde Soliani

Salome by Papillon Artisan Perfumes

Squid by Zoologist

V - Erba Pura by Xerjoff

Hilde Soliani Hot Milk

Cognoscenti Wild Child

Lolita Lempicka au Masculin

Lolita Lempicka by Lolita Lempicka

Olympic Orchids Osafume

Olympic Orchids Kyphi

Olympic Orchids Dev 1

Olympic Orchids Woodcut

Anna Sui L'Amour Rose Versailles

Commodity Nectar

Bebe Southbeach Jetset

Marc Jacobs Cucumber Splash 2016

Love Don't Be Shy by Killian

Tom Ford Lost Cherry

Tom Ford Fucking Fabulous

Tom Ford Rose Prick

Milano Fragranze Basilica

Milano Fragranze Panettone

Tom Ford Neroli Portofino

Perverso by Baruti

Dama Koupa by Baruti

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Make room in the booth because this week the ladies are attending their first ever scent fair! Get ready with them as they talk about mirepoix perfumes, Ricola notes, leather weather, and the appeal of smelling like an old pocketbook. They analyze Diesel's answer to Mugler's Angel, debate a croissant frag, and reveal a newfound Fragrantica hack. Maddie reconsiders a Fragrancenet return and defends lipstick perfume while Chloe ships a frag from Italy and reflects on post-transition doppelgänger upgrades.

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Fragrances Discussed:

Kyphi by Olympic Orchids

Dev #2 The Main Act by Olympic Orchids

Panettone by Milano Fragranze

Snif Crumb Couture 

YSL Black Opium

Clinique Happy

Bibliotheque by Byredo

Lattafa Ajwad 

Mugler Angel

Diesel Loverdose

Alguien 2 by Alguien

Mistpouffer by Stora Skuggan

Akro Smoke 

L’Attesa by Masque Milano

Harvest Mouse by Zoologist

Loose Lips Candle by Byredo

Burning Rose Candle by Byredo

Nudesse Candle by Overose

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Who's in the mood for some Noseplay? This week your favorite consenting adults use the safe word LOEWE while discussing sex shop perfumes, bar mitzvah aesthetics, buttery fecundity, Berghain, and fuck you fragrances. Join the ladies on a pilgrimage to Scent Bar, follow along while Chloe directs a porn and listen closely to hear Maddie's jaw audibly hit the floor on mic. Just another perfect perfume illusion with these two kinky frag freaks! 

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Fragrances Discussed:

Sécrétions Magnifique by Etat Libre D'Orange

You or Someone Like You by Etat Libre D'Orange

Lolita Lempicka Au Masculin by Lolita Lempicka

Comme des Garçons Copper

Una Tira l'Altra by Hilde Soliani

Frangipane al Pistacchio by Kyse

Alguien No. 2 by Alguien

Mango On The Rocks by Hilde Soliani

Female Christ by 19-69

Escada Magnetism 

Davidoff Cool Water

Night Flyer by Olympic Orchids

Hayden’s Kiss by Auric Blends

Lattafa Ajwad 

Tropic of Capricorn by Olympic Orchids

Candles Discussed:

Loewe Licorice candle

Golden Honeycomb candle by Bath and Body Works

Blueberry Marshmallow Bar candle by Bath and Body Works

Paris Cafe candle by Bath and Body Works

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Join our little oenophiles this week as they discuss alcoholic frags, hot grandmas, sponge notes, the scent of blood, and sandwiches with middle names. Learn the ladies' perfume application techniques, what to order at Schwartz and Sandy's, how to commit insurance fraud, and the difference between Puss's Boots and Minnie's heels. Chloe compromises her stomach lining and visits New Jersey's answer to Scent Bar, while Maddie argues for Portlandia aesthetics and guesses Antonio Banderas' net worth.

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Fragrances Discussed:

Lattafa Ajwad

Etat Libre d'Orange Sécrétions Magnifique

Baccarat Rouge 540

By Killian's Love Don't Be Shy

Diptyque Eau Capitale

Female Christ by 19-69

Le Labo Thé Noir

Blue Seduction by Antonio Banderas

Black Seduction by Antonio Banderas

The Golden Secret by Antonio Banderas

Queen of Seduction by Antonio Banderas

Her Secret Temptation by Antonio Banderas

Michael Jordan Legend

Elizabeth Arden Sunflowers

Good Girl by Carolina Herrera 

Ferrera Stiletto Sexy in Red

Black Opium by YSL

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This week your favorite financial analysts talk perfume economics, the Kafka effect, fragrance gatekeeping and bandaid scents, all while stimulating the economy from behind. They compromise the Nose Candy Lab with butter candles but press forward in their double blind analysis of perfume layering, hot mom frags, dental reassignment surgery and TJ Maxx colorways. Chloe reveals her dating app easter eggs and shops for perfume in a fugue state; Maddie bemoans her latest fragrets and contacts FragranceNet customer support.

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Fragrances Discussed:

Akro Smoke

Akro Ink

Eric Buterbaugh Oud Rose

Eau Capitale by Diptyque

Byredo’s Loose Lips candle

Lattafa Ajwad

L’Attesa by Masque Milano

Santal 33 by Le Labo

Baccarat Rouge 540 by Maison Francis Kurkdjian

Portrait of a Lady by Frederic Malle

Synthetic Jungle by Frederic Malle

Coven by Andrea Maack

Basilica by Milano Fragranze

Olympic Rainforest by Olympic Orchids

Pink Sugar by Aquolina

Chokedee by Strangers Parfumerie 

Oui Plus by Kyse

Tiare by Solinotes

The Blanc by Solinotes

Eau Parfumée au Thé Vert by Bvlgari

Mugler Angel (spiritually)

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