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This week on NLR: Elizabeth and Andy go to Amsterdam,  Bald Barbers give good hair, AirBnb causes an integrity dilemma, an unforteable Science Exibit, and much more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? - the podcast brought to you by a married couple living as expats in Bordeaux, France. Thanks to our episode sponsors: ONESKIN - Get 15% off OneSkin with the code NLR at oneskin.co/NLR  #oneskinpod JONES ROAD - Use code NLR at jonesroadbeauty.com to get a Free Gift with your first purchase! #JonesRoadBeauty #ad HONEYLOVE - Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to honeylove.com/NLR #honeylovepod TUMBLE - Machine Washable Rugs, Made Better. For a limited time only, our listeners get 10% off + free shipping at tumbleliving.com/NLR #Tumble #ad Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Check out Elizabeth’s Substack! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬Chapters: 00:00 Intro 01:12 Neurodivergent Coffee Tips 04:24 ADHD Shopping 08:05 Bald Barbers and Hairstylists 10:12 The Strokes In Paris 10:42 Protests In France 11:42 Amsterdam Is Incredible 12:36 The First Member 19:40 OneSkin 21:26 Jones Road 23:14 The Science Museum 27:32 Naked  Science 41:58 Honeylove 43:47 Tumble 46:56 Strong Andy 51:47 Amsterdam Flag 52:17 Anne Frank Museum 56:11 AirBnB Integrity 01:14:50 Pimple Update Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Coffee is dividing the house! Elizabeth can’t live without it and Andy is worried he can’t live with it. Also: job interviews, scary bosses, dating in the workplace, “one’s to watch” and much more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? - the podcast brought to you by a married couple living as expats in Bordeaux, France. Thanks to our episode sponsors: CURE - Go to  curehydration.com/NLR and get 20% off your first order with promo code NLR LARINECO - Get up to 50% off at buylarine.com/NLR REMI - Go to shopremi.com/NLR and use code NLR  at checkout for 50% off with Remi Club Subscribe & Save. Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Check out Elizabeth’s Substack! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 00:56 Mahjong Update 10:12 Coffee Problems 17:55 Coffee And ADHD 20:59 Cure Hydration 22:39 Ad Break 1: Larinco Gum 24:12 The Coffee Dilemma 26:38 Elizabeth's Alcohol  Consumption 31:34 Coffee vs Alcohol vs Dessert 38:38 Ad Break 2 40:48 Job Interview Time 45:27 Scary Boss 56:27 Dating In The Workplace Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on NLR: Elizabeth goes ham on Andy’s eyebrows, hummingbirds wink once again, aging comes with responsibilities, and the future looks bright! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? - the podcast brought to you by a married couple living as expats in Bordeaux, France. Thanks to our episode sponsors: WARBY PARKER - Our listeners can buy one pair of glasses and get 20% off any additional pairs at WarbyParker.com/NLR — and using our link helps support the show. #WarbyParker #ad JONES ROAD - Use code NLR at jonesroadbeauty.com to get a Free Gift with your first purchase! #JonesRoadBeauty #ad LOLA BLANKETS - Get 40% off select Lola Blankets products at Lolablankets.com by using code NLR at checkout. Experience the world’s #1 blanket with Lola Blankets. Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Check out Elizabeth’s Substack! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 00:50 Steven King 04:24 Andy Feels Emasculated 07:13 On Camera Talent 11:26 Alexander Hamilton Cooper 11:50 Girls Is Coming Back 13:09 Prince & Ani Difranco 16:01 A Nice Sign 22:44 Lost In Translation 24:39 Warby Parker 26:59 Jones Road 29:02 Balzac 34:48 Aging & Grooming 35:51 Laser Skin Treatments 40:06 Spectacles and Death  45:47 Lola Blankets 47:40 Average Life Expectancy 47:56 Neanderthal Murder 51:16 So Much Dumber 52:54 C-Sections & Caesar 54:15 The Future Is Bright 01:01:31 Political Question Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on NLR: Passion is in the air, a bus mystery captures Andy’s imagination, Elizabeth is worried she tried crack, and schools in France aren’t helping anyone clean up the glass. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? - the podcast brought to you by a married couple living as expats in Bordeaux, France. Thanks to our episode sponsors: GOODR - Head to ⁠Goodr.com/NLR⁠ to claim $10 off your first order REMI - Go to shopremi.com/NLR and use code NLR  at checkout for 50% off with Remi Club Subscribe & Save. Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Check out Elizabeth’s Substack! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 01:30 Parasocial Pimple Buddies 03:44 Relationship Games 05:38 Pilot G2 .38mm 06:41 Playful Rivalry 07:41 Mystery On The Bus 18:41 Remi 20:45 Independent Children 27:00 Hot Coffee Documentary 32:09 Bus Ride 36:56 Goodr 38:44 Healthcare Around The World 42:02 High On Smells 47:44 Smell Memories 48:12 Passion 52:47 The Relationship Flow Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on NLR: Elizabeth brings a new HUGE friend to the pod, Andy is sick of the chit’n and chat’n, Nepo Babies triumph, and much more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? - the podcast brought to you by a married couple living as expats in Bordeaux, France. Thanks to our episode sponsors: JONES ROAD - Use code NLR at https://www.jonesroadbeauty.com/ to get a Free Gift with your first purchase! #JonesRoadBeauty #ad HONEYLOVE - Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to honeylove.com/NLR #honeylovepod ONESKIN - Get 15% off OneSkin with the code NLR at oneskin.co/NLR  #oneskinpod ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Check out Elizabeth’s Substack! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 01:06 We Are Doing OK 03:37 Joyful French People 06:32 Life Is A Dream 08:01 Pimple Problems 12:43 Cystic Acne 14:38 It's Called A Dresser 19:53 Will Smith 22:20 Jones Road 24:42 Honeylove 26:44 Don't Sleep On Nepo Babies 32:36 Imposter Syndrome 40:41 French Class 47:46 One Skin 49:17 Don't Talk In Class 53:16 Is Swiss A Language 57:47 Protests In France 01:06:40 Hand Dryers 01:10:26 Andy The Germaphobe Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on NLR: The wine flows, Andy is trapped in a French school cafeteria, Elizabeth escapes a real-life horror film in Paris, the ballroom vogue scene is amazing, and much more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: GOODR - Head to ⁠Goodr.com/NLR⁠ to claim $10 off your first order REMI - Go to shopremi.com/NLR and use code NLR  at checkout for 50% off with Remi Club Subscribe & Save. Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Check out Elizabeth’s Substack! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 01:29 Now We're Cooking With Gas 02:41 Vegan Wine 03:06 Wine Tasting 03:56 Wine Bladders 06:01 Mead 06:38 Old School Canteens 06:58 Sleep-away Camp 07:55 Yucky Wine 08:21 When To Drink Sweet Wine 09:47 All Gas 11:47 Andy Goes Back To School 16:08 Funky Smell 23:01 Goodr 24:32 Like A Horror Movie 30:53 Andy Goes Back To School 34:00 Not A PTA Meeting 41:27 Remi 43:35 Bathroom Etiquette 48:44 Handwashing 50:51 Paris Vogue Ball 01:01:06 Lisa Stansfield - All Around The World 01:01:56 Elizabeth's Soundtrack Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on NLR: A great onion ring debate is settled, acronyms abound, Andy’s going back to school, Elizabeth is imagining her funeral, and much more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: LOLA BLANKETS - Get 40% off select Lola Blankets products at Lolablankets.com by using code NLR at checkout. Experience the world’s #1 blanket with Lola Blankets. WARBY PARKER - Our listeners can buy one pair of glasses and get 20% off any additional pairs at WarbyParker.com/NLR — and using our link helps support the show. #WarbyParker #ad Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Check out Elizabeth’s Substack! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:41 Intro 01:53 Perpetually Sick 05:27 Lou Gehrig's disease ALS 06:00 acronym 09:05 SCUBA 09:38 CAPTCHA 10:35 SNAFU and FUBAR 11:35 Maura Higgins 13:01 Rachel McAdams 13:46 Irish Pub Goals 14:12 Onion Rings 20:23 Imagining Your Funeral 23:11 Lola Blankets 28:17 A Letter To My Wife 31:36 Happy Birthday Elizabeth 32:46 Andy Goes Back To School 39:01 Elizabeth's Free Time 40:26 Woman And True Crime Documentaries 43:39 Widow's Bay 52:26 You Don't Have Hobbies Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on NLR: An old French man has a very specific (American) wish, both Elizabeth and Andy have fashion goals, therapists need their own therapists, plastic lasts a very long time, and more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: GOODR - Head to Goodr.com/NLR to claim $10 off your first order HONEYLOVE - Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to honeylove.com/NLR #honeylovepod ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Check out Elizabeth’s Substack! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 00:45 Dopamine Dressing 04:03 Andy Needs An Outfit 08:11 What To Wear In Paris 13:08 Glamour Gals 15:34 Ad Break: GOODR 17:16 A Dying Wish 27:11 Brazilian Bathing Suit Culture 35:22 Ad Break: Honeylove 37:01 What Would A Lawyer Think? 39:15 Therapist Ethics 40:28 Cooking With Gas 42:13 UTIs In Old Age 44:21 Dark Fables 51:28 The Great Pyramid Of Giza 54:27 You Docent Say 01:01:24 Plastic Half-life Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on NLR: Elizabeth suffers a 1,000 thread-count humiliation, Andy is not having elective IV drips, relationship tensions ease, and the 7 wonders of the world are wonderful? It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: LARINECO - Get up to 50% off at buylarine.com/NLR REMI - Go to https://shopremi.com/NLR and use code NLR  at checkout for 50% off with Remi Club Subscribe & Save. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Check out Elizabeth’s Substack! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 01:14 Matching Outfits 03:01 Epic Party 07:49 Hangover IV's 11:04 Relationship Tension 13:37 The Cure in Bordeaux 18:13 Ad Break 1: Larineco 20:02 Elizabeth Is Bullied 21:23 Sheets Drama 38:27 Ad Break 2: Remi 40:37 Lush Invented The Bath Bomb 43:53 No Rush Here 47:09 Why Mars? 53:10 The 7 Wonders Of The World Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on NLR: Elizabeth heads to Boston for a wedding and snacks, Andy has lost his swagger, the first visit to a French hospital as expats, hype-men are helpful, and much more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors:ONESKIN - Get 15% off OneSkin with the code NLR at oneskin.co/NLR  #oneskinpod ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Check out Elizabeth’s Substack! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:39 Amazing Comment 01:39 A Crush 02:10 Lost Swagger 04:22 First French Hospital Visit 17:02 No Gloves No Problem 20:10 Bellbottoms Are Back 24:00 Dutch Oven Dilemma 27:41 Ad Break: OneSkin 29:31 R.I.P. Dolly 34:36 Natalie Harp 38:31 Enthusiasm & Creativity 42:36 Capitalism Is A Bummer 44:07 Yes Men 48:00 Back To America 54:08 Elizabeth Upgrades Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on NLR: Elizabeth pulls out a can of French-whoop-ass, Andy is put on trial, Dogs get in the way of dating, expat life is feeling surreal, and much more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: WARBY PARKER - Our listeners can buy one pair of glasses and get 20% off any additional pairs at WarbyParker.com/NLR — and using our link helps support the show. #WarbyParker #ad MIRACLE MADE - Upgrade your sleep with Miracle Made! Go to https://trymiracle.com/nlr and use the code NLR to claim your FREE 3 PIECE TOWEL SET and SAVE over 40% OFF. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Check out Elizabeth’s Substack! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEAD Learn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on NLR: Andy weighs how to respond to an unexpected DM, Elizabeth gets put in her labyrinth place, the Protein Team is called, and much more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: GOODR - Head to Goodr.com/NLR to claim $10 off your first order LOLA BLANKETS - Get 40% off select Lola Blankets products at Lolablankets.com by using code NLR at checkout. Experience the world’s #1 blanket with Lola Blankets .▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Check out Elizabeth’s Substack! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 00:46 Wash Your Hands 03:03 a DM quandary 13:22 American Toy 14:59 Misinterpreted Praise 21:17 Goodr 22:49 To Heart Or Not Heart 23:59 Mom Does A Labyrinth 24:48 Is Idaho City A City 32:24 Flâneur 33:33 Lola Blankets 35:11 The Society of the Compassionate Heart 36:35 Protein Team 46:56 Dirty Bathrooms 47:39 Cleaners On Instagram 52:28 Fun Facts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on NLR: Elizabeth endures a nightmare bathroom visit at McDonalds in Paris, Andy must decide between cleanliness and deliciousness, bird omens are still on the mind, and much more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?  Thanks to our episode sponsors: MIRACLE MADE - Upgrade your sleep with Miracle Made! Go to https://trymiracle.com/nlr and use the code NLR to claim your FREE 3 PIECE TOWEL SET and SAVE over 40% OFF. HONEYLOVE - Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to honeylove.com/NLR #honeylovepod SAILY - Download SAILY in your app store and use our code NLR  at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase! For further details go to saily.com/nlr Check out Elizabeth’s NEW SUBSTACK! https://substack.com/@elizabethlaime Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 00:57 Dead Bird Symbolism 06:56 Tennis Tragedy 18:58 A New Chapter 20:46 Miracle Made 22:31 Honeylove 24:05 A Trip To The Museum  35:11 Saily 37:04 Museum Mishap  40:21 Nightmare Bathroom  53:50 Proper Food Handling 57:55 Uncomfortable Lab Experience Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It’s been a big week! Andy is worried about his body odor, Elizabeth learns A LOT about her favorite band, birds may be sending a message, black beans are found, and much more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?  Thanks to our episode sponsors: LARINECO - Get up to 50% off at buylarine.com/NLR ONESKIN - Get 15% off OneSkin with the code NLR at oneskin.co/NLR  #oneskinpod Check out Elizabeth’s NEW SUBSTACK! substack.com/@elizabethlaime ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 01:03 Trilling On Words 09:55 More Bird Omens? 10:34 Vultures Are Amazing 11:36 Bird Intercourse 18:29 Cheval Burger 21:25 Ad Break: Larineco Gum 23:00 Use Your Left Hand 26:47 The Best Toilet Paper Ever 30:56 Consulate Connection 32:39 Perfect Spies 35:23 Ad Break 2: OneSkin 36:56 Body Odor 38:56 The Hunt For Black Beans 46:10 Clothing Smell Check 48:22 A Little Boogie 49:49 Date Night 53:16 Phish & Grateful Dead Fans 58:53 Dave Matthews Band Deep Dive Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Elizabeth and Andy discuss the ongoing wildfires happening outside of Bordeaux, France (how they are affecting them as new expats, fears of evacuation, not having a car, and more).  Plus: Elizabeth’s anxiety is high after a bike ride, Andy has donut dreams, and more. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: WARBY PARKER - Our listeners can buy one pair of glasses and get 20% off any additional pairs at WarbyParker.com/NLR — and using our link helps support the show. #WarbyParker #ad SAILY - Download SAILY in your app store and use our code NLR  at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase! For further details go to saily.com/nlr LOLA BLANKETS - Get 40% off select Lola Blankets products at Lolablankets.com by using code NLR at checkout. Experience the world’s #1 blanket with Lola Blankets. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 00:30 Wildfires In France 10:14 Baby Shower Dress 11:56 Jaw Line Looking Good 16:37 Ad Break  21:14 A Rough Week 26:33 Andy's Down 28:33 Types Of Lonely 34:41 Ad Break 36:26 Biking 36:59 Parental Anxiety 40:26 Generational Trauma 43:52 Why Don't You Just Be You 51:56 Too Much Oil 57:14 Elizabeth The Writer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on NLR: Andy connects with the women of France, Elizabeth discovers a worrisome sign, hemorrhoid cream is procured, lettuce is bad, Zelda lands in a life-review, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: HONEYLOVE - Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to honeylove.com/NLR #honeylovepod ONE SKIN - Get 15% off OneSkin with the code NLR at oneskin.co/NLR  #oneskinpod ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 01:21 Elizabeth Shines 03:11 Les Femmes Adorent Andy 07:37 Open Marriages 10:40 A Dicey Situation 20:38 Hot Butt Rash 25:07 Honeylove 26:30 Oneskin 28:24 Cyclospora Outbreak 30:21 The Jack In The Box Defense 39:00 Wet Dry Or Crisp 40:12 French Faux Pas 45:28 The Simulation 53:53 Zelda Breath Of The Wild Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on NLR: Elizabeth can’t look away from a “very pink” distraction on the streets of Bordeaux, Andy learns about a new form of street justice, a student pilot nails the landing, piercings are discussed, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: JONES ROAD - Use code NLR at jonesroadbeauty.com to get a Free Shimmer Face Oil with your first purchase! #JonesRoadBeauty REMI - Go to shopremi.com/NLR and use code NLR  at checkout for 55% off with Remi Club Subscribe & Save.  GOODR - Head to goodr.com/NLR to claim $10 off your first order ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 02:11 David Sedaris 05:49 Weird About Food 08:31 Peeing On The Street 11:32 Nee Nee Nee Nee Pee Pee 14:17 The French Shhhh 20:04 Ad Break: Jones Road 21:52 Ad Break: Remi 23:40 Armpits 25:45 Excessive Armpit Sweating 30:50 Arm Still Hurts 33:25 Ad Break: Goodr 35:01 Student Pilot Lands Plane 40:58 Piercings 49:17 Grandma Glam 56:57 Expat Grocery Anxiety 58:46 Helpful Clerk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We made it to France! This week: Elizabeth and Andy catch a good vibe in the most unexpected place, Ducky has a traumatic flight to France, Elizabeth makes her first enemy, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: ONE SKIN - Get 15% off OneSkin with the code NLR at oneskin.co/NLR  #oneskinpod LARINECO - Get up to 50% off at buylarine.com/NLR ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 01:23 New Country New Scent 04:44 The Most Magical Workplace 10:38 Good Vibe Day 13:50 AAA so much more 16:45 Ad Break 19:01 Ducky Peed On The Plane 29:19 Ad Break 30:44 Il Est Mort 36:29 A Bad Omen 44:51 Boulangerie Bust 49:32 A Little Salt Please Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Elizabeth and Andy record their final episode in Los Angeles before moving to France! This week: Andy’s arm pain gets no sympathy, Elizabeth is an AMAZING actor, the yard sale is a success, french etiquette, and more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: BLISSY - Wake up with clearer skin, smoother hair, and cooler sleep. Use code NLR for an extra 30% off at blissy.com/NLR HONEYLOVE - Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to honeylove.com/NLR #honeylovepod Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 00:49 Moving To France 02:17 Catching ADHD 06:33 A Glorious Yardsale 11:06 I Do Understand Dew 17:49 Andy Alienates 23:50 Ad Break: Blissy 25:09 Ruining It For Everybody 32:07 Ad Break: Honeylove 33:34 Elizabeth The Actor 37:28 Old Spice In France 40:49 French Etiquette 41:43 Arm Pain 46:33 All Packed Up 51:40 Aloof Abroad 54:55 Indian Food 56:50 Final Check In Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on NLR: Elizabeth taps into a special type of stressed/silly energy, Andy gets high marks at the dentist, Facebook Marketplace continues to be weird AF, and sometimes things aren’t meant to last… like the brand new NLR studio. It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: HONEYLOVE - Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to honeylove.com/NLR #honeylovepod Check out DOT DOT DOT's new single: "The Clock It Song" on Spotify or Apple Music Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEAD Learn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 01:48 Fun At The Dentist 09:44 The Coolest Dad 16:29 Ad Break: Honeylove 18:30 Elizabeth Found A Quiz 22:57 Trouble At School 26:53 Ghostbusters 35:20 Deep Breath 36:53 A Lost Poop 40:36 Weird Facebook Marketplace Ads 48:23 Facebook Groups 54:45 Goodbye New Studio Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on NLR: Animal celebrities deserve more, Andy has a new skin care routine, Elizabeth thinks she’s points-invincible, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: REMI - Go to https://shopremi.com/NLR and use code NLR  at checkout for 50% off with Remi Club Subscribe & Save. GOODR - Head to goodr.com/NLR to claim $10 off your first order Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 01:06 Marley & Me 03:27 Famous Animal Obituaries 04:01 R.I.P. Shamu 08:38 Inheritance 11:00 The Points Gal Is Getting Cocky 19:20 Ad Break: REMI 28:05 Ad Break: GOODR 29:57 New Dermatologist 47:43 Andy's New Skin Routine Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We may have lost our g’d’ minds… we have BIG NEWS! Plus- Andy falls for a cute prosecutor, Elizabeth has a good cry, MLMs are bad, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: GROW THERAPY - Visit GrowTherapy.com/NLR today to get started.  ONE SKIN - Get 15% off OneSkin with the code NLR at oneskin.co/NLR  #oneskinpod Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 00:47 Andy Supports Bald Men 11:09 "Your Honor, It Was Hilarious" 19:25 Ad Break: Grow Therapy 21:00 Armored Trucks 23:02 Is Money Even Real 25:58 Crying In The Bathtub 30:30 Ad Break: OneSkin 32:29 Back Off AMWAY 37:04 A BIG Announcement 37:59 We Are Moving To France Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on NLR: Elizabeth’s sister finds a box of memories, Movie trailers deceive, Andy might need to change his outgoing message, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right Thanks to our episode sponsors: BIOptimizers - Get 15% off your entire order by going to: bioptimizers.com/nobodyslistening and use code NLR BLISSY - Wake up with clearer skin, smoother hair, and cooler sleep. Use code NLR for an extra 30% off at blissy.com/NLR Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 01:58 Scarf Era 09:22 Hantavirus 12:07 Paying Attention 16:39 The Opera 17:35 Movie Trailers 20:51 Ad Break: BiOptimizers 24:48 Andy's Outgoing Voicemail Greeting 26:58 Family Tree 33:51 Ad Break: Blissy 42:40 The Coolest Names 46:42 The Art Of Letter Writing 51:22 Life Insurance ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 01:58 Scarf Era 09:22 Hantavirus 12:07 Paying Attention 16:39 The Opera 17:35 Movie Trailers 20:51 Ad Break: BiOptimizers 24:48 Andy's Outgoing Voicemail Greeting 26:58 Family Tree 33:51 Ad Break: Blissy 42:40 The Coolest Names 46:42 The Art Of Letter Writing 51:22 Life Insurance Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on NLR: The truth about a single cinnamon roll stirs things up, Andy starts beef with a really good guy, Elizabeth births a next level rom-com idea, Lean On Me brings smiles in the grocery store, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: REMI - Go to shopremi.com/NLR and use code NLR  at checkout for 50% off with Remi Club Subscribe & Save.  GROW THERAPY - Visit GrowTherapy.com/NLR today to get started.  Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 02:24 Mormon Payola 05:27 Jesus Tries Too Hard 09:44 The Truth About A Cinnamon Roll 28:46 You Should Feel Bad 39:33 Scam City 43:35 Rom-Com Idea 48:12 A Panties Problem 52:29 Boudoir Photos 57:43 Lean On Me Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on NLR: Andy has a life changing revelation that impacts his relationship with Ducky, Elizabeth joins an interesting foot panel, Synesthesiacs are in the crosshairs, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: BIOLOGICA - Go to https://Biologica.com/NLR and get up to 32% off your first subscription order today!  GOODR - Head to goodr.com/NLR to claim $10 off your first order Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 00:59 No Boundaries No Rules 02:02 On The Mic 02:56 The Marriage Suffered 04:04 Making Bids 06:51 Foot Kinks 09:26 Side Toe Jam Business 20:14 Ad Break: Biologica 22:35 What Is More Flattering 24:30 Synesthesia 27:01 Even vs Odd Days 30:11 Ad Break: GOODR 31:42 How Do You See A Calendar  33:35 Forks 35:17 We Support Ballerina Farms 41:07 Average Lifespan 46:44 Snoring 51:31 The Most Handsome Cat Ever Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on NLR: Things get tense when Plants enter the conversation, Andy’s ADHD is getting in the way, Elizabeth ponders time, and much more!  It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: ONE SKIN - Get 15% off OneSkin with the code NLR at oneskin.co/NLR  #oneskinpod HONEYLOVE - Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to honeylove.com/NLR #honeylovepod GROW THERAPY - Visit https://GrowTherapy.com/NLR today to get started.  Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 01:49 Bird On Bird Violence 05:52 Carnivore Ethics 15:19 Meat Is Murder 16:28 2 Types Of Cannibals 21:59 Raging ADHD 28:21 Ad Break: OneSkin 30:11 Ad Break: Honeylove 32:11 Poor Ducky 34:24 New Haircut 38:10 Mushroom Head 42:08 Ad Break: Grow Therapy 42:57 Near-Death Experience 50:33 What Are Thoughts 55:40 Why Do We Have To Sleep 58:18 Time Is Stacked 01:02:19 The Amazing Race Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on NLR: Elizabeth and Andy stretch their bird knowledge, Andy becomes a creative director, tongues may or may not be scraped, talent flows, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: BLISSY - Wake up with clearer skin, smoother hair, and cooler sleep. Use code NLR for an extra 30% off at blissy.com/NLR BIOptimizers - Get 15% off your entire order plus a free bottle of Masszymes by going to: https://bioptimizers.com/nobodyslistening and use code NLR Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 00:57 A Couple Of Dumbasses 02:59 Birds Afraid Of Women 04:58 Human Hair Bird Nests 05:40 Crows Are Cool 11:27 Hat Fashion 16:02 First Impression Vibes 16:40 Creepy and Intriguing 20:40 Ad Break: Blissy 22:22 Mistake Face 24:06 Talent Shows Rule 25:35 My Dance Story Is Not Over 27:58 Don't Put The Sink There! 31:35 Ad Break: BIOptimizers 33:44 Germs and Sharing Toothpaste 36:49 Tongue Scraping 38:08 GUM Soft Picks 41:31 Dental Dams 47:01 Dead Internet Theory 50:31 AI Music 52:57 Elizabeth The Wall-paperer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week: Elizabeth catches self-help lightning in a bottle with an assist from Andy, a restaurant server disappoints, Looksmaxxing is out, credit card points are always in, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: ONE SKIN - Get 15% off OneSkin with the code NLR at oneskin.co/NLR  #oneskinpod Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 00:57 Uganda 03:00 Belize Love 07:00 Is Q-Anon A Cult? 11:19 The Art Of Minning 12:20 Looksmaxxing 19:52 Cancer and Sugar 26:52 Ad Break: ONESKIN 28:48 Be Careful Guru 30:49 Beach Maxxing 32:14 Take The Mask Off 33:17 Table Shaft 43:08 It Can Be Hard To Minn 44:36 Points Maxxing 53:01 This Brings Me Joy 56:58 The Joy Of Diving 01:01:21 Are You Going To Nest?  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The NEW Studio is finally ready for take off! This week we settle into the new digs and chat about: old diaries, hockey hijinx, retail defeats, warring chimps, and much more!  It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: JONES ROAD - Use code NLR at jonesroadbeauty.com to get a Free Shimmer Face Oil with your first purchase! #JonesRoadBeauty BIOLOGICA - Go to Biologica.com/NLR and get up to 32% off your first subscription order today! Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 00:21 New Studio Reveal 02:38 Lion and Tiger Joke 03:59 Elizabeth's Diary 08:38 Is Anyone Listening? 12:29 Hockey Man 19:36 Ad Break: Jone's Road 21:33 New Moon Time To Journal Time 29:12 Paint Fail 34:00 Ad Break: Biologica 36:15 No Receipt Big Problem 40:48 Spasms and Snoring 42:42 Separate Houses 48:41 Arizona Tea 58:45 Chimpanzee Civil War Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on NLR: Andy and his brother cross an item off their bucket list, Elizabeth ponders the healing properties of psychedelics, the people of Minnesota are tops, Ducky stops by, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: HONEYLOVE - Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to honeylove.com/NLR #honeylovepod ONE SKIN - Get 15% off OneSkin with the code NLR at oneskin.co/NLR  #oneskinpod Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 00:39 A Bit Of Botox 01:35 Happy Birthday Andy 03:18 Artemis II Moon Mission 07:46 Pink Floyd Dark Side Of The Moon 08:43 Prince Paisley Park 09:32 The People Of Minnesota Are Great 11:53 The Mall Of America 16:10 Cinnabon 19:21 Regretting The Dirty Dog 22:19 Ad Break: Honeylove 24:05 Pranks 27:53 Turning 47 34:40 Addiction 37:22 Ad Break: OneSkin 39:42 People Off The Rails 41:54 Hotel Washcloths 44:38 Balancing Each Other Out 49:04 Psychedelics As Medicine 01:01:03 A Bathroom Dilemma Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on NLR: A historic mission to the moon inspires Elizabeth but disappoints Andy, Facebook Marketplace holds some wild items, reincarnation is examined, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsor: GROW THERAPY - Visit ⁠GrowTherapy.com/NLR⁠ today to get started. Support NLR Join ⁠Patreon⁠ for bonus episodes! Buy the ⁠Merch⁠! Find us on ⁠Instagram⁠ Find us on ⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠ Watch us on ⁠YouTube⁠ Shop our Amazon recommendations ⁠Here⁠ Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead⁠ ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 02:37 Noah Kahan vs Andy 08:06 Facebook Marketplace Finds 10:32 Cross For Sale 18:16 Ad Break: Grow Therapy 20:11 We Are Limitless 20:25 Artemis II Moon Mission 27:34 Mount Everest  Problems 32:43 How Far Away Is The Moon 37:21 Reincarnation 40:40 Near Death Experiences 43:13 Self Help Influencers 51:21 Flag Duty 55:55 Am I A Sociopath? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on NLR: Elizabeth is back from a road trip down memory lane, Andy does NOT have a stye, self-help gurus are problematic, heroes come in all shapes and sizes, plus much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: BIOptimizers - Get 15% off any order at bioptimizers.com/nobodyslistening use code: NLR Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEAD Learn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 02:22 Roadtripping 04:53 Project Hail Mary 15:49 Ad Break: BIOptimizers 18:23 Put Those Feet Away 20:08 Checking People Out 25:47 Orinda California 32:44 Elizabeth Visits Her Elementary School 34:42 Utah Murder Case 37:02 Allergic To Self Help Gurus 49:52 Le Bureau des Légendes 55:28 Ex Boyfriend Drama 01:04:17 Verbal Ticks 01:08:20 Privacy Concerns Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on NLR: Elizabeth is riding high after an unimaginable WIN! Andy needs some Shen Yun clarification, Blue Oysters are a cult, work wifes/husbands are out, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: JONES ROAD - Use code NLR at jonesroadbeauty.com to get a Free Shimmer Face Oil with your first purchase! #JonesRoadBeauty ONE SKIN - Get 15% off OneSkin with the code NLR at oneskin.co/NLR  #oneskinpod Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our new True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEAD Learn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 00:45 Subtweeting 02:21 Instagram Is Dark 08:32 Andy Doesn't Help 09:22 French social etiquette 13:19 Elizabeth's Greatest Achievement In Life 14:46 Airfare Is Going Up 20:15 Ad Break: Jones Road Beauty 22:37 Points Math 27:58 Ad Break: OneSkin 30:14 Cults But Not Cults 32:43 Do You Have Normal Poops? 34:26 Cults That Aren't Cults 34:47 The Troubled Teen Industry 37:24 Blue Oyster? 38:50 Shen Yun 42:17 We Are A Family Here 46:05 Job Hierarchy 54:44 Work Husband / Work Wife Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on NLR: Andy is ashamed of his actions, Elizabeth can’t focus, the perfect “Thank You” is witnessed and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: HONEYLOVE - Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to honeylove.com/NLR! #honeylovepod COZY EARTH - Head to cozyearth.com and use code NLR for up to 20% off. Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our new True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEAD Learn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 02:35 Elizabeth Can't Sing 05:51 Famous Married Singers 13:38 Beta Behavior 18:29 Learning French 23:05 AD BREAK: Honey Love 24:37 Estrogen and Memory 26:34 Depression 32:54 AD BREAK: Cozy Earth 34:56 4PM Slump 42:58 How Long In Menopause 51:31 Kids Birthday Parties 52:09 Pick Me Parent 54:03 The Perfect Thank You Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on NLR: Nature teaches us about body positivity, Elizabeth is ready to darn, Andy notices a major feminine product update, and beware of the triangle of death! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Check out our new True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEAD Learn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 01:49 It Feels Good To Darn 03:01 More Buttered Pop Tarts Please 03:32 Skin Issues 06:44 Anti-Aging 10:25 Fancy Dermatologist 13:21 Making Eyes 21:38 Big Kotex Update! 25:13 Febreze 26:40 Wrinkle Release Sprays 28:22 Dawn Dish soap 29:13 Unaware Of Surroundings 33:27 Elizabeth... The Deviant 35:06 The Triangle Of Death 38:27 Cute Italian Man 40:27 Le Bureau des Légendes / The Bureau 41:48 Sick and Charming 44:43 I'm Tech Avail 48:44 Laser Hair Removal 54:47 Trees Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on NLR: Elizabeth reveals her WILDEST “fantasy” to date, Andy needs help finding a new hairstyle, Seinfeld is letting loose in France, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: COZY EARTH - Head to cozyearth.com and use code NLR for up to 20% off. Check out our new True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 00:45 Butter On Pop Tarts 04:44 Some Housekeeping 06:34 Andy Needs A New Hairdo 12:44 Seinfeld In France 18:08 Drive To Survive 26:48 Different Strokes For Different Folks 30:57 Ad Break: Cozy Earth 33:21 HRT Therapy 37:41 A Perfect Craigslist Ad 43:08 Times Are Changin' 50:12 What Are Memories 52:18 What Is A Photo? 01:03:20 I Can't Be Too Rich 01:03:44 Forget Saying Goodbye Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Super Flu has forced Elizabeth and Andy back in bed for this week’s podcast… their bodies may be down, but their spirits are high! Elizabeth fires shots at a beloved owl and author, Andy fails as a caregiver, and much more… It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: COZY EARTH - Head to ⁠cozyearth.com⁠ and use code NLR for up to 20% off. Check out our new True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEAD Learn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 00:25 Super Flu 13:43 Grocery Store Tears 21:53 Grocery Victory 23:05 Ad Break 26:17 Done With Duolingo 35:02 Frida Baby Controversy 39:23 Elizabeth Gilbert All The Way To The River 48:58 A Peeing Fact Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on NLR: Andy is losing his mind over lost sneezes, Elizabeth has an amazing moment at Anthropologie, everyone is getting back to class, the Olympics fail to deliver, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Check out our new True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEAD ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 01:12 HRT Tips 08:13 Plants Can Feel Too 10:07 Andy Can't Sneeze 15:41 How To Celebrity 18:18 Elizabeth Was Recognized 19:34 Winter Olympics Penisgate 26:43 Ad Break 28:14 A Father's Pride 28:40 The Great Pottery Throw Down 33:49 French Class 40:22 Back To Pilates 43:16 Stars and Airplanes 51:00 A Beautiful Mind 52:17 Learning A Language Later In Life Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Elizabeth has the church giggles and Andy doesn't know how to lunch! Topics include: goat cheese, tradwife drama, barn coats, HRT, ER visits, and more. Thanks to our episode sponsors: COZY EARTH - Head to ⁠cozyearth.com⁠ and use code NLR for up to 20% off. Check out our new True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEAD Learn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 04:48 ADHD Journey 08:50 Fancy Cheesesteak 11:13 Lunch Etiquette 19:08 Ad Break 20:48 King Of Kong 21:43 Hormone Therapy 26:07 Clothes Make The Man 27:21 Goat Cheese 29:41 Ballerina Farms 44:34 Bomb In The Butt Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Elizabeth and Andy hop into bed this week to discuss harrowing bathroom incidents, problematic celebrities, broken bones, hot flashes and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Check out our new True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEAD Learn more at: Patreon.com/BETHSDEAD Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 04:43 Bathroom Incidents 08:04 Kanye West Apology 14:06 Back To The Bathroom Story 18:22 Ad Break 20:00 Trader Joe's Story 24:22 Cat Claw Close Call 26:45 The Furnace 29:53 The One Word That Can Ruin Friendships 42:22 Bonjour 42:57 No Soliciting 49:18 Something's Broken Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Will Andy ever be hugged again? Do you need a treadmill in Los Angeles? Can anybody recommend a good birdwatch documentary? All of these burning questions and more are answered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Check out our new True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEAD Learn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 00:49 Hydrostatic Pressure 16:02 Goodbye Treadmill Walking Pad 18:56 Ad Break 20:32 Ancient Menstruation 21:42 Hormone Replacement Therapy 25:41 Achy Joints 27:32 Toe Injury From Pro Soccer Player 33:11 Health Care For All 34:28 Elizabeth Goes On The Radio 35:42 Dreaming Of The Future 46:49 Listers Birdwatching Documentary Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Elizabeth and Andy get some school’n on Hole-Tox, life longevity, penile implants, HRT, heat attack symptoms and so much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Check out our new True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEAD Learn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 01:35 Why Is Elizabeth Crying 05:24 Near Death Experiences 12:47 Hole-Tox 19:51 Ad Break 27:25 Penile Implants 33:28 Tattoo Removal 42:51 Hormone Replacement Therapy 45:28 Survival  Health Paradox 46:59 Heart Attack Symptoms 50:11 ADHD Update Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week: A Mexican vacation recap, hormones are getting out of hand, Andy is less anxious, Elizabeth is enamored with pour, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Check out our new True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 02:04 Raw Dog Food 03:13 Gag Me With A Spoon 08:42 Flying To Mexico 13:20 Artsy Airline Safety Videos 20:55 Ad Break 22:28 Mexico Trip 39:54 Bring On The Magnified Mirror 43:43 Hormones 52:59 Tanning Was A Thing Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week: Elizabeth wants to ban a new word that has shown up in the house, Andy indulges in a misty morning adventure, Technology is on the mind and more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Check out our new True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEAD Learn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 03:10 Lubes And Cubes 09:23 Vintage Camera Lens 18:10 The Mahjong Bug 22:12 Levator veli palatini 29:03 Farts. 32:32 CPR and Heimlich Maneuver 37:51 Are We Technology 54:04 Menopause and Attraction Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Covid crashed Christmas, but things are getting back on track… Elizabeth and Andy have a heart to heart about entrepreneurship, Julia Childs inspires, a dermatologist has an odd bedside matter, and someone is winding things down…It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Check out our new True Crime podcast - BETH'S DEAD Learn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 00:50 Paying For Jury Duty 03:24 A Shark Tank Dilemma 07:07 I Want You To Dream 17:57 Little Libraries 20:16 Julia Childs 24:36 Yuppie 32:39 This Year Was Messy 34:24 Covid Fears 35:52 Awkward Dermatologist Visit 42:01 Bedside Manner 43:41 Big (The Movie) Update 45:06 Love Actually Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Merry Christmas! This week: Andy recounts the ups and downs of a recent trip, Elizabeth stays true to her boo Eckhart, Horses enter the conversation, and Santa is listening? It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Check out our new True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEAD Learn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 16:13 Flight Flatulence 19:08 Elevator Anxiety 25:10 AI Is Messing With Seniors 31:13 Eckhart Tolle 35:51 Hobby Lobby 38:14 Waymo Time 44:48 Equine Physical Therapy 53:21 The Ick Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The rage floweth this week… Andy goes head to head with a Coach while Elizabeth steps into her New York “roots.” We also shine a long overdue light on the beautiful people of Daneland and set some clear boundaries. It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Check out our new True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEAD Learn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 08:53 Blonde Hair 11:17 Coach Drama 30:12 Crosswalk Rage 35:19 Bonjour Solicitors 38:30 Respect My Boundaries 43:26 Arthritis 51:55 A Roller Coaster Of Emotions 54:32 Grandmother's Lamp Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week: A diabolical would-you-rather question helps pass the time, Andy and Elizabeth feel their age at a party, a UPS man is scarred for life, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Check out our new True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEAD Learn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 08:45 Would You Rather 15:17 Ad Break 20:11 Waiting For Britney Spears by Jeff Weiss 25:26 Nitro Pop Popcorn 27:00 An Unforgettable Delivery 35:56 A Gift Question 41:14 Holiday Hopes 44:46 Solvang California 48:56 Christmas In Las Vegas 51:18 Below Deck 54:29 I Want To Be Petty Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Elizabeth drops knowledge about emotions stored in the body, Andy finds out that his potential on paper is lacking, questions about “truth tellers” are examined, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Check out our new True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEAD Learn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 01:48 Dancer Attention 02:35 Below Deck Guidance 12:14 No More Brown Liquor 18:42 Are Emotions Stored In The Body? 20:39 Ad Break 24:07 The 5 Cognitive Stages Of Life 31:19 Brain Health 32:59 Breaking Up With A Hairdresser 35:09 Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree Brenda Lee 40:23 Doomsday 46:11 Heaven's Gate Cult 48:31 Believers and Non Believers Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Happy Thanksgiving! This week we revisit a shaman and learn not to sweat the small stuff, Elizabeth’s stock is soaring at Trader Joe’s and Andy explains a complicated yet nuanced food situation. It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Check out our new True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEAD Learn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 03:17 San Pedro and Ayahuasca 09:29 Don't Sweat The Small Stuff 10:14 Sick Kids / Super Mom 15:21 Trader Joe's Models 21:49 Ad Break 24:47 Go Duck Yourself 26:42 Shhh It's Complicated 35:21 Below Deck 44:33 Charli XCX 49:16 Trade Joe's Sugar Momma Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices