In today’s show the boys return from the future with precise mathematical insights for much an adult male should attempt nobility and rot; in their fashion, their muscle tone, their hairstyle, and their passionate pursuits. Plus David details how to fake your death and start a new life. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today’s show Chas and David celebrate Leonardo Dicaprio’s birthday with a guide how to avoid the indignities of self-celebration, being sung to at a restaurant, perpetually dating 25 year olds, and explain why Martha Stewart might be the ultimate catch. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In light of James Earl Jones’ passing and amidst the era of Insta model fame, where hast the art of speaking gone? How to fake an accent, learn a language, seduce a lover, and earn 17 million dollars, all herein. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today’s show, Chas submit’s his candidacy for president on the platform of shifting Holidates, eradicating society of baggage claim blockers, Brazilian Butt-Lifting his way to First Class, and why you should aspire to owning a 1976 Corvette Sting Ray. Plus Heroes and Zeros! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Surprise! Chas Smith takes use through pop culture's most salacious headlines; an A-List marriage on the rocks over political ideology, public shaming an heiress DJ's mothering, a celeb couple bequeaths their fortune to divorce lawyers, architecting a pop star, and how to protect your kid from becoming a true crime story. Take it all in . . . after dark! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today’s show Chas tamps down the election fervor with a reminder that amusement can, and should, be found in all of life’s pursuits and charts a course to thrive through any political fallout via art, food, and indulgence. Learn how herein! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today’s episode of Noble Rot is brought to you by Laird Hamilton! How to hold your breath for 5 minutes, the virtue of a chaste life, how dogs can sniff out wife beaters, and why there is no such thing as an excuse. Chas and David ascend to alpha male status in todays episode. Behold! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today’s show, while our Presidential candidates “work the fry”, Chas and David reflect back on their first jobs, chart how menial jobs led to careers, and identify the moment where youthful enthusiasm to earn shifted to a lifetime of resentful ire. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today's mega-episode finds Chas and David at the world-famous Boardroom Show. Smith hunkered down in a Weekend Van interviewing a who's who of surfers, shapers, mathematicians, dear listeners, hall-of-famers and doctors while David worked the floor. The conversations are fun, loose and come from every corner of the surf world even though Noble Rot is decidedly anti-surf talk. Rules, however, were made to be broken. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today’s show Chas and David plot a course of fandom and anti-fandom for food they would tattoo on their temple’s, teams for which they would bleed, clothing brands they would shill to their friends, and they relive the adolescent heartbreak that calloused their heart’s so. Plus Heroes and Zeros! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today’s show Chas lays the gauntlet and David attempts to navigate the horrifying modern world of potential democracy collapse, a Third World War, invasion of the tax man, and being forced to work until old age. Halloween ain’t’ nearly as frightening. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today’s episode Devon Howard joins Chas and David to discuss the fine but definitive line of gilding Lillies. From Cybertrucks (Deplorians) to Freak Offs, to commenting on PornHub, how, where, and when is it appropriate to go all in? Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today’s show Chas sets a course, with guidance from one Circe Wallace, to blueprint the ideal modern man. How to: eat phallic food in public, embrace one’s femininity, the allure of the bad boy, and why trauma harnesses the DNA for the ultimate modern man. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Thanksgiving is upon us. Family chats are liable to turn hostile. In today’s show Chas provides a guide for elevating trans talk from contentious to educational, entertaining, and dare I say, jovial! Woke is so 2023 so let’s Transition into a new us. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today’s show, in light a recent nepotistic pardon, Chas and David determine who else among us deserves ultimate forgiveness? Are you among the great societal offenders and do you deserve unconditional pardon? Learn how to eradicate the scourge and move into a more civilized utopia. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today’s Luigi Mangione themed episode Chas and David attempt define if and when homicide is justifiable, does social banditry supersede the rule of law, are the wealthy less valuable to society, and will history paint Luigi to be a folk hero or heinous miscreant?  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Let's celebrate pride! In today’s show Chas and David attempt to deflect personal pride and analyze an upwelling for spouses and kids, they tease apart biblical pride vs vanity, and then clash in a battle royale of Christmas tropes! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today’s show special guest Matt Warshaw joins to reveal a surprising truth while David shows astounding ignorance and Chas serves the ultimate Christmas reminder, if one doesn’t learn from history then they are doomed to repeat it. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today’s show Chas analyzes each generation’s strengths and foibles to identify civilization’s high mark and attempts to pinpoint our inevitable collapse, when was the best era to be alive and whom’s to blame for humanities woes. Enjoy!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today’s show Chas and David contemplate a grim reality, plot their funeral, beg for remembrance, and then find inspiration (and grotesqueness) in the new “don’t die” movement. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today’s show Chas and David celebrate Public Domain day! From Mickey, to Popeye, to Gershwin and Ravel, the boys plot a marketing campaign for world domination fairly using the finest creative IPs. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today’s show Chas and David pull up their bank statements to reveal how much money they spend on food and leisure, what qualifies as an essential expense vs gaudy, and when it’s okay to splurge. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today’s show, pulling attention from The Grammy’s, we celebrate our first annual The Rotten’s! Your guide to: the Best Old Person, Best Snack, Best Accessory and why you have carte blanche to eat fast food. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today’s show Chas laments his wife’s departure and attempts to balance a new plan for productivity and indulgence, hopes to leverage Ai without empowering an android takeover, and begs for an open-source solution will end his bitter loneliness. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today’s show Chas and David recap how differing their tastes are from the Oscar academy’s, and then power rank hot nuts, lament mealy mouth openings, revel in pillowy goodness of nougat, and identify the exact temp (and alkalinity) to pull the perfect espresso. Enjoy!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today’s show Chas and David attempt making efficient cuts in their households and learn along the way the price of quality, the value of loyalty, why men are so bad a finding things, and explain why you should never trust someone who wants to plant a recording device in your home. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today’s show, Chas and David attempt to measure the power of being the leader of the free world, they pay homage to the pioneers, fantasize about wielding the position, and predict the inevitable collapse that follows ultimate power. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today’s episode Chas and David play “Marry, Shag, K!ll” with Musk, Zuck, and Bezos, decide which industry they’d like to oligarch, start preparing how to appease the aliens, and steel themselves to make contact with their fellow citizens. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today’s show Chas and David prepare for the shift in seasons by celebrating new found loves, determine what precise amount of PDA is healthy, conclude that DNA privacy is worthless, consider Scientology for the financial benefits, and vow to never give Disney another dollar. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today’s show Chas and David feel their blood boil as they negotiate for their inheritance, uncover a murder-for-hire plot, picks sides in a music icon blood feud, and shame the influencer who stole a baby. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Chas, the menace of Cardiff, struggles as he processes a new conflict with a neighbor and weighs the value of regret against Kanye’s lamenting his own children, a B-list actresses dropping her child, and a lifetime of permanent ink. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today’s show Chas and David survey the most frivolous PR stunt in modern times, fantasize about adventures of the rich, confront their fear of real life nightmares, and attempt to understand their shared childhood depression. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

From communion wine to child actor’s Drunk and Disorderly charge, Chas and David recap this week’s biggest booze fueled mishaps and hook-ups while attempting to protect their children from Ivy League influence and the Defense Secretary. Heavy lifting this week! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today’s show Chas and David reassess everything they thought they knew about sexuality, Elizabeth Hurley, the world’s most powerful people, badass dads, Dark Forest aliens, and a fallible God. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today’s show Chas and David celebrate Memorial Day with an analysis of the military lifestyle, marvel at the Thunderbirds, draw a corollary between wedding expense and divorce rate, and identify the greatest living American. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today’s show Chas and David attempt to dispatch the hysterics and find comfort saying the most controversial things; about gender, politics, climate change, and the 1%. Enjoy, our most salacious show yet! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today’s episode Chas and David recount the greatest gifts they’ve ever received and been given, tease apart the difference between bribery and generosity, attempt to understand sexual predilections without kink shaming, and advise for how to foster compassion in a bigot. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today’s episode, on one of America’s under appreciated holidays, Chas and David pay homage to Mexico by offering advice to restauranteurs, ranking tacos, designing a granny fight club, and celebrating the greatest cocktail of all time. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today’s episode Chas and David celebrate the jail break of the school year and embrace the freedom of Summer by learning how to burn bridges, question the value of tutors, discover how to undercut your children’s autonomy, and yearn for an expectation-free day in adulthood. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today’s show Chas and David prep for the Bezos Sanchez wedding by surveying their ego’s biggest blindspots, reliving their own nuptials, shaming bad guests, questioning the value of the legal marital contract, dream up an ideal destination, and reflect on the best wedding films of all time. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today’s show Chas and David galavant around the great Americana playground that is the County Fair; the excessive calories, exorbitant expenses, depressive animals, carnie lifestyle, dubious roller coasters, and the joy that comes with Cheeto dust. Enjoy!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today’s show Chas and David survey the civil skirmish erupting in their home of Southern California and question whether humanity is ever a consideration in politics or capitalism, why modern society has so overvalued financial success, and uncover how one French Vietnamese sandwich may be the answer to restoring world peace. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today’s show Chas and David reflect on the NYT’s Best Films of the 21st Century list and admit which films informed their personalities, lament who got snubbed, admit they force themselves to watch boring movies, bask in the joy of traveling through film sets, and they make a case which city is the greatest on the planet. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today’s episode Chas and David survey the landscape of collectables, uncover strange celebrity collections, fantasize about a budget-less binge, long for discarded relics of their youth, and plot a criminal conspiracy to take advantage of the collectibles market. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today’s show Chas and David look for the deleted Epstein files, question if Jennifer Aniston is being brain washed, study Kendrick Lamar’s music vid for Easter eggs, try to avoid being hypnotized, and finally crack the veneer of their cynical skepticism. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today’s show Chas and David find humor in the absurdity and question why Late Night wasn’t cancelled long ago, learn that AI perception is now reality, discover that drugs and alcohol will net 5 bonus years to one’s life, question whether comedy can outmuscle politics, and find the void of journalism being filled by the most unlikely source.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today’s show Chas and David stare into the Jumbotron and map a path for ex-Astronomer CEO’s next $10 million, explain why feeling validation will have lovers risk it all, take bets on how long until the Epstein files get leaked, tremble at the reality of a Palantir surveillance state, and learn why you should fear the might MRI. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today’s show Chas and David wonder how one misplaces $90 million, what could go wrong with buying an occult museum, question when they became conspiracy theorists, warn that computer sciences are the language of the devil, and revel at the opportunity to clap some Alien cheeks. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today’s show Chas and David dive into the race debate to determine whether Sydney Sweeney’s genes are superior, out Liam Neeson’s publicity stunt, pay long overdue homage to Jayne Mansfield, question the quality of our nation’s security guards, and explain why you should rent a grandma. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today’s show Chas and David dive headlong into a world of disappointment to better understand why they feel inadequate, study the plague of expectation, reflect on sad Christmases, learn how looking inward can fix those around around you, and reveal what we can all learn from Tanner with the Tism. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices