Back
Explore every episode of the podcast No Holes Barred
Dive into the complete episode list for No Holes Barred. Each episode is cataloged with detailed descriptions, making it easy to find and explore specific topics. Keep track of all episodes from your favorite podcast and never miss a moment of insightful content.
| Title | Pub. Date | Duration | |
|---|---|---|---|
| We've moved to Patreon! | 08 Nov 2024 | 00:06:08 | |
We like to thank all our listeners for their support over the years and to also let them know that all future episodes will be shared exclusively on our Patreon subscription.
Every week, we'll be sharing a new episode of NHB episode complete with the full video recording, so you can see our mugs in action as well as listen to our bants.
As a closed community, the space will be yours as much as it is ours, and you'll be able to communicate with us directly.
Please click here to join for £3 per month
We can't wait to get to know you and thank you so much for supporting us and NHB. We wouldn't be here without you.
Vic & Laura xx
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices | |||
| Ep 194. Turkey Tits | 11 Jun 2024 | 00:38:12 | |
In this weeks' episode of NHB, Vic & Laura share some Turkey surgery success, find out the danger of getting your BIL to mow your lawn and discover why it's best to read your thrush cream.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices | |||
| Ep 193. Sweep it under the toupee | 04 Jun 2024 | 00:45:18 | |
In this weeks' episode of NHB, Vic and Laura catch up on their half term activities, Vic reveals the many uses of a Greggs paper cup and they explore male baldness.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices | |||
| Ep 192. RIP Willy | 27 May 2024 | 00:46:27 | |
In this weeks' episode of No Holes Barred, Vic & Laura find out why it's never a good idea to try and woo an Evian bottle, discover the many uses for a Henry Hoover and reveal their plans to launch an exclusive podcast channel!
You can sign up to their subscription list here: https://mailchi.mp/80922e144134/no-holes-barred-patreon
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices | |||
| Ep 191. Melted Kitty | 21 May 2024 | 00:43:32 | |
In this weeks' episode of No Holes Barred, Vic & Laura discuss the benefits of holidays without kids, find out that keeping your socks on during intercourse leads to better orgasms and why you never keep deep heat in your bedside drawers.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices | |||
| Ep 190. Bum juice | 13 May 2024 | 00:37:21 | |
In this week's episode of NHB, Vic & Laura discuss the single parenting struggle, why no one should own sage green bedsheets and celebrate Vic's upcoming couples escape to Lisbon.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices | |||
| Ep 189. Trauma Tetris | 06 May 2024 | 00:42:51 | |
In this weeks episode of No Holes Barred, Laura & Vic discuss the impact of grief, celebrate Vic's year long stint of sobriety and how not to spread the ashes of a loved one.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices | |||
| Ep 188 Mooncup dot com | 29 Apr 2024 | 00:47:40 | |
In this week's episode of NHB, Vic & Laura share to best way to inset a moon cup and discuss what their cosplay identities would be.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices | |||
| Ep 187 Lickin Chicken | 23 Apr 2024 | 00:52:35 | |
In this weeks' episode of NHB, Vic & Laura discuss their Easter breaks, delve into the logistics of getting frisky with a roast chicken and discuss the last straw in a relationship.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices | |||
| Ep 186. Phantom Farmyard pooer | 15 Apr 2024 | 00:45:31 | |
In this weeks episode of No Holes Barred, Vic & Laura share more ragging hour subjects, discuss the struggle of coming to terms with the ageing process and Lauras arch nemesis, the field mouse.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices | |||
| Ep 184. Fingering Tripe | 08 Apr 2024 | 00:43:00 | |
In this weeks episode of No Holes Barred, Vic & Laura find out why it's best not to eat a curry before attempting bum play, whether or not the g spot actually exists and share more rage at the inequality between men and women.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices | |||
| Ep 183. Tapir tornado | 01 Apr 2024 | 00:51:21 | |
In this weeks episode of No Holes Barred, Vic & Laura discuss what to do when you're caught short in a public place, why Vic should never touch coffee and learn a fascinating fact about Tapirs.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices | |||
| Ep 182. Jack & Rose | 26 Mar 2024 | 00:48:19 | |
In this weeks' episode of No Holes Barred, Vic and Laura discuss the depths that we stoop to for the sake of revenge.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices | |||
| Ep 181. Sink turd | 19 Mar 2024 | 00:50:43 | |
Sink turd
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices | |||
| Ep 180. Smash the Patriarchy | 12 Mar 2024 | 00:53:55 | |
In this week's episode of NHB, Vic & Laura have some heated discussions about gender inequality, share how magical their Mother's Day was and discover how a pile could save your life.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices | |||
| Ep. 179 Hanging basket | 05 Mar 2024 | 00:54:39 | |
In this episode of No Holes Barred, Vic & Laura discuss the trauma of watching the Netflix hit One day, find out just how powerful the suction is on a moon cup and discuss the logistics of being suspended from a ceiling.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices | |||
| Ep 175. Prodding the Rim | 27 Feb 2024 | 00:37:54 | |
In this weeks' episode of No Holes Barred, Vic & Laura discuss contraception, reveal they're actually slightly enjoying their kids and learn how to deal with getting thrush treatment without a prescription.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices | |||
| Ep 174. Whale Willy | 20 Feb 2024 | 00:50:31 | |
In this weeks' episode of No Holes Barred, Vic & Laura discover the joys of the Icelandic penis museum, discuss how not to enter an STD clinic and confirm why it's a good idea to keep your dead parents ashes in a safe place.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices | |||
| Ep 173. Use him like a noodle | 13 Feb 2024 | 00:42:06 | |
In this weeks' episode of No Holes Barred, Vic & Laura discuss the ethics of the humble bog brush, discuss whether or not to get matching bumhole keyrings and discover the many uses for Rob's testes.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices | |||
| Ep 172. Mushroom gate | 06 Feb 2024 | 00:41:37 | |
In this weeks' episode of No Holes Barred, Vic & Laura chat about keeping the romance alive in a long term relationship, Rob buys a rogue mushroom and the girls discuss whether height really matters.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices | |||
| Ep 171. Farts & Custard Tarts | 30 Jan 2024 | 00:47:31 | |
In this weeks' episode of No Holes Barred, Laura relays the horror of losing her child in the woods, Vic shares her utter social awkwardness with other parents and the girls discuss a new venture involving farts and custard tarts.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices | |||
| Ep 170. One squirt wonder | 23 Jan 2024 | 00:46:36 | |
In this weeks' episode of No Holes Barred, Vic & Laura delve into the mysterious world of squirting, get a lesson in what not to say in a dirty text message and learn the importance of your pelvic floor strength when under the influence
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices | |||
| Ep. 169 Wear it in, not wank it in | 16 Jan 2024 | 00:42:48 | |
In this weeks' episode of No Holes Barred, Vic & Laura discover how to get intimate with your Mums footwear, the best way to remove a silicone mould from your dingdong and why you always need to check your shipping address when ordering sex toys
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices | |||
| Ep 168. Pussy Tips | 09 Jan 2024 | 00:40:34 | |
In this weeks' episode of No Holes Barred, Laura tries to get down with the kids but fails miserably, the ladies learn that revenge is best served as a hot cup of cats gonads and learn that you should never ask the location of a caller.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices | |||
| Ep 167. Twat Tooth Fairy Strikes | 02 Jan 2024 | 00:40:17 | |
In this weeks' episode of No Holes Barred, Vic & Laura welcome in the new year, discuss Laura's new crazy mutt and discover the power of the pelvic floor on dental work. If you would like to sign up to Vic's new fitness progamme, you can use code BARRED for a 20% discount at www.fitbitchpower.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices | |||
| Ep 166. Merry Christmas you filthy animals | 26 Dec 2023 | 00:44:37 | |
In this weeks episode of No Holes Barred, Vic & Laura discuss holding a grudge against your partner, the skill set needed to pleasure a woman and wishing all their listeners a very Merry Christmas.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices | |||
| Ep 165. Bogan blood fest | 19 Dec 2023 | 00:46:58 | |
In this weeks episode of No Holes Barred, Vic shares how she connects to nature by fingering her raised beds, why you should never ever touch the poles on public transport and how to recover from seeing a nude of your Mum on a 42" TV.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices | |||
| Ep 164 Joey from friends | 12 Dec 2023 | 00:34:20 | |
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices | |||
| Ep 163. Look great on the outside, dead on the inside | 05 Dec 2023 | 00:49:29 | |
In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Vic & Laura chat the lows of perimenopause, discover the dangers of giving yourself a vodka enema and why it's integral to hide your sex toys from small eyes.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices | |||
| Ep 162. Bum Worm Bandit | 28 Nov 2023 | 00:36:49 | |
In this weeks' episode of No Holes Barred, Vic reveals her weekend puking and bum worm horror, the girls learn about the Victoria practice of using pubic hair to showcase men's conquests in the bedroom and who to call in an emergency in the Sainsburys toilet.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices | |||
| Ep 161. The one where Laura randomly hugs a taxi driver | 21 Nov 2023 | 00:41:08 | |
In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Vic & Laura are reunited after a few weeks of not recording and have a big old catch up, discovering Laura's over familiarity with taxi drivers, Vics venture into the world of spray tanning and what the girls personal icks are.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices | |||
| Ep 160. Live show from the Cheerful Earful podcast festival | 15 Nov 2023 | 00:47:46 | |
In this week's episode, we join Laura & Vic for their first ever live performance at The Bedford, as part of the Cheerful Earful podcast festival.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices | |||
| Ep 159. Diarrhoea dick | 07 Nov 2023 | 00:38:22 | |
In this weeks episode of No Holes Barred, Vic & Laura discuss their first ever live podcast show and the impact it had on Vic's nervous system, recall the unfortunate incident of the poo tsunami during Vic's labour and why it's very important not to accidentally hook up with your boss' wife.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices | |||
| Ep 158 Vagina Bogey | 31 Oct 2023 | 00:40:56 | |
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices | |||
| Ep 157. Welcome a sausage into my folds | 23 Oct 2023 | 00:44:30 | |
In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Vic and Laura are getting excited about their upcoming live show on the 31st October. They share a chilling story about a quick blowie in a hospital story and discuss their aging pubic hair. This episode is sponsored by Better Help. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices | |||
| Ep 157. Dog walk gone wrong | 16 Oct 2023 | 00:30:38 | |
In this weeks episode of No Hole's Barred, Vic & Laura discuss the age old debate of nature vs nurture, what to do when faced with a poop crisis on a dog walk and ask where the best place for a HRT patch is when you're with a lover. This episode is sponsored by Better Help. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices | |||
| Ep 156. The poop train | 09 Oct 2023 | 00:50:20 | |
In this weeks episode of No Holes Barred, Vic & Laura chat about missing their dead Dads, discuss the technical specifications of an emergency stop button in the train toilet and Vic shares the peril of teaching an A list celebrity the ins and outs of film studies without a teaching qualification. This episode is sponsored by Better Help. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices | |||
| Ep. 155 RIP Mike | 02 Oct 2023 | 00:48:01 | |
In this weeks episode of No Holes Barred, Vic & Laura pay homage to the legend that is Laura's Dad, Mike, who sadly passed away last week. They also discuss why Vic now identifies as a crocodile and how cruise control can facilitate the best ride of your life. This episode is sponsored by Better Help. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices | |||
| Ep. 154 Spudbum | 25 Sep 2023 | 00:45:59 | |
This episode is sponsored by Better Help. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month
In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Vic and Laura catch up on their weekend antics, discuss the logistics of getting root vegetables in and out your back passage safely, and discuss vaginismus - a condition that affects may women out there.
Don't forget to email in your secret confessions, hilarious stories, sexual mishaps and any other business to noholesbarredpodcast@gmail.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices | |||
| Ep 153. Bacterial Spaginosis | 18 Sep 2023 | 00:40:45 | |
In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura get giddy at giggly at the sheer delight of recording the podcast, losing a condom and fanny flannels once again make a come back for one poor tired dad at the end of a hard day's work. They both celebrate the chaos of their lives because they have each other to laugh their way through it. This episode is sponsored by Better Help. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices | |||
| Ep. 152 Double fisted fud | 11 Sep 2023 | 00:42:38 | |
In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic teaches Laura the term for a double handed wank and they hear about the woman who lost a tampon for a hot minute as well as a little fact time about herpes. This episode is sponsored by Better Help. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices | |||
| Ep 151. Gunge Gash | 04 Sep 2023 | 00:49:43 | |
In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Vic & Laura rejoice in the freedom that comes with the kids returning to school, discuss the ethics of sharing your STD status and discover how cavernous Vic's lady garden is. This episode is sponsored by Better Help. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices | |||
| Ep 150. Tongue Slave | 29 Aug 2023 | 00:44:08 | |
In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura chat the medieval practice of tongue ladies over chairs just so they stay faithful to their husbands. Wonder if that's a valid excuse for being licked out in 2023?? They also read a couple of little confessions and one that heeds warning to all parents, never buy a hamster. It's like Russian roulette. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices | |||
| Ep. 149 Niff, naff and Triv | 21 Aug 2023 | 00:44:45 | |
In this episode of No Holes Barred, Vic & Laura chat about how they're surviving the summer holidays, find out the error of having nooky in a conservatory and discuss the struggles of parenthood and feeling like a less an adequate parent. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices | |||
| Ep. 148 Gouda Gash | 14 Aug 2023 | 00:44:56 | |
In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura talk holidays with kids and how they're a terrible idea and how Vic is sporting a Frankenstein hand post her carpel tunnel surgery. They then talk about the logistics of being a cleaner and how you leave a parting gift for a client you hate. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices | |||
| Ep 147. RIP Ian | 07 Aug 2023 | 00:54:30 | |
In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Vic shares the sad news that her lovely Dad, Ian Emes, has passed away, Laura gives the best health and safety advice about rice and Vic shares the trauma of taking her kids on a fairground ride. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices | |||
| Ep 146. Trouser Trauma | 31 Jul 2023 | 00:36:11 | |
In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Vic & Laura hear more of your hilarious confessions, discuss Vic's trauma around her husbands choice of trousers and share the outrageous demands of their pets. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices | |||
| Ep 145. It's my toes or no toes | 25 Jul 2023 | 00:40:18 | |
In this episodes of No Holes Barred, Vic & Laura discuss the politics of the parent race at sports day, discover the meaning of being a hot wife and delve into the logistics of foot sniffing. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices | |||
| Ep 144. Melissa Louise, Sex Educator Pt 2 | 18 Jul 2023 | 01:01:21 | |
On this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Laura and Vi continue their conversation with Melissa Louise, discussing all things pleasure. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices | |||
| Ep. 143 Melissa Louise, Sex Educator | 11 Jul 2023 | 01:03:21 | |
In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, we welcome special guest Melissa Louise, a sex educator and pleasure advocate who chats all things tantric sex, erotic blueprints and intimacy and relationships. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month. TW: discussion of sexual abuse
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices | |||
© My Podcast Data · Independent project · Data from Apple & Spotify