Net Positive with John Crist – Details, episodes & analysis

Small talk, Jeep ducking, Chick-fil-a TV, and secret yarmulkes… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO 9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA 9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI 9/26 - Sarasota, FL 9/27 - Melbourne, FL 9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL 9/29 - Jacksonville, FL 10/3 - Lima, OH 10/4 - Shipshewana, IN 10/5 - Shipshewana, IN 10/6 - Saginaw, MI 10/17 - Cheyenne, WY 10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD 10/19 - Denver, CO 10/31 - Bakersfield, CA 11/1 - Oxnard, CA 11/2 - Long Beach, CA 11/7 - Savannah, GA 11/8 - Athens, GA 11/9 - Augusta, GA 11/10 - Bristol, TN 11/21 - Midland, TX 11/22 - Lubbock, TX 11/23 - Dallas, TX 12/7 - Chicago, IL 12/8 - Davenport, IA ----- Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- Email us at [email protected] ----- FOLLOW JOHN ON: Instagram Twitter TikTok Facebook YouTube ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS MANDO: Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://shopmando.com MIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVE BLUELAND: Get 15% off your first order by going to https://blueland.com/netpositive MANSCAPED: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://manscaped.com ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Courtside for Caitlyn Clark, Post Malone goes country, Top 10 “sports hate list,” and ChatGPT or The Bible… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO 9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA 9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI 9/26 - Sarasota, FL 9/27 - Melbourne, FL 9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL 9/29 - Jacksonville, FL 10/3 - Lima, OH 10/4 - Shipshewana, IN 10/5 - Shipshewana, IN 10/6 - Saginaw, MI 10/17 - Cheyenne, WY 10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD 10/19 - Denver, CO 10/31 - Bakersfield, CA 11/1 - Oxnard, CA 11/2 - Long Beach, CA 11/7 - Savannah, GA 11/8 - Athens, GA 11/9 - Augusta, GA 11/10 - Bristol, TN 11/21 - Midland, TX 11/22 - Lubbock, TX 11/23 - Dallas, TX 12/7 - Chicago, IL 12/8 - Davenport, IA ----- Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- Email us at [email protected] ----- FOLLOW JOHN ON: Instagram Twitter TikTok Facebook YouTube ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS EXPRESS VPN: Protect your online privacy TODAY by visiting https://ExpressVPN.com/NETPOSITIVE for an extra three months FREE. ROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to https://RocketMoney.com/netpositive MANSCAPED: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://manscaped.com ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Celebs against Trump, a shopping cart debate, and yet another tipping dilemma… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 6/6 Charleston, WV 6/7 Baltimore, MD 6/8 Newark, NJ 6/9 New Haven, CT 6/14 Portland, OR 6/15 Tacoma, WA 6/16 Spokane, WA 6/27 Atlanta, GA 6/28 Atlanta, GA ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO 9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA 9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI 9/26 - Sarasota, FL 9/27 - Melbourne, FL 9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL 9/29 - Jacksonville, FL 10/3 - Lima, OH 10/4 - Shipshewana, IN 10/5 - Shipshewana, IN 10/6 - Saginaw, MI 10/17 - Cheyenne, WY 10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD 10/19 - Denver, CO 10/31 - Bakersfield, CA 11/1 - Oxnard, CA 11/2 - Long Beach, CA 11/7 - Savannah, GA 11/8 - Athens, GA 11/9 - Augusta, GA 11/10 - Bristol, TN 11/21 - Midland, TX 11/22 - Lubbock, TX 11/23 - Dallas, TX 12/7 - Chicago, IL 12/8 - Davenport, IA ----- Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- Email us at [email protected] ----- FOLLOW JOHN ON: Instagram Twitter TikTok Facebook YouTube ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS HELLO FRESH: FREE appetizer for life! One appetizer item per box while subscription is active. Go to https://HelloFresh.com/NETPOSITIVEAPPS GOODR: Pick up a pair at https://goodr.com/NETPOSITIVE and use code NETPOSITIVE for FREE SHIPPING MANSCAPED: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://manscaped.com ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

John definitely doesn't have Tourette's, but this Chik-fil-A employee definitely knows how to tackle a perp. Also, is Karen a Republican or a Democrat?TOPICS:Intro (00:00)John DM's Kevin James (4:37)John Doesn't Have Tourettes (14:22)Chik-Fil-A Hero (27:50)Half Mast Flags (42:45)Umpire Pets Pitcher (57:33)Fact Check (1:03:38)The Karen Debate (1:08:15)...and more-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special) HERE: https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonUPREORDER John's First Book 'Delete That' HERE: https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/TICKETS: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/Sept 29 - Oct 1 Spokane, WA - SOLD OUTOct 6-8 New Brunswick, NJOct 21-22 Virginia Beach, VANov 11-12 Dayton, OH - SOLD OUTNov 18-20 Greenville, SC-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, subscribe to our new clips channel, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at [email protected] JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubePRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

There are two things that are absolutely certain in this episode; first, we are team Ariel 2022, and second,  Mexican restaurants need to relax and shorten their menus. Intro (00:00)The human body goes to work (00:54)Show stories w/ John (05:20)Little mermaid (29:00)Profile pic rules (39:26)Queen Elizabeth (48:05)Mexican restaurant menus are too big (56:56)Fact check (1:07:10)-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special) HERE: https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonUPREORDER John's First Book 'Delete That' HERE: https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/ TICKETS: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/Appleton, WI - 09/15 - 17Spokane, WA - 09/29-10/1New Brunswick, NJ - 10/6-8Virginia Beach, VA - 10/21-22Dayton, OH - 11/11-12 - SOLD OUT-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, subscribe to our new clips channel, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at [email protected] JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubePRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

We will ride or die with Florida Georgia Line... Even if these cowboy boots have never touched mud.Topics Include:Intro (00:00)Cowboy boots - (3:05) John buys a Mustang - (12:23)Florida Georgia Line - (26:25)Mississippi football coach gets beat Up - (34:15)Emotional support alligators - (50:40)The confidence of a pilot  - (1:18:30) -----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special) HERE: https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonU-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, subscribe to our new clips channel, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at [email protected] JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubePRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

This week John is recording while on the road in Boston, and he has the fan favorite, Derrick Stroup alongside him. As expected, it is top-shelf stories and nothing but laughs.Topics include:Intro (00:00)Accents (01:15)Rec basketball leauge (06:35)Most intimidating men (13:15)Derrick's Starbucks story (28:12)John gets confronted by the police (51:55)-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special) HERE: https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonU-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, subscribe to our new clips channel, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at [email protected] JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubePRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

If laughter is the best medicine, you probably need a prescription for this episode.Topics Include:- Intro (0:00)- Where are jerseys acceptable?- John's DM drama- Reacting to Rogan- Mini Library update (worst one yet)- What NOT to wear for an alter call-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special) HERE: https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonU-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, subscribe to our new clips channel, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at [email protected] JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubePRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

THIS JUST IN: your Instagram account with 400 followers isn't shadow-banned.Topics Include:- Intro (0:00)- Dating for content (3:50)- John goes into bit mode (14:58)- The importance of the wave (19:50)- Documentaries are fake (53:00)- Bama rushtok  (1:03:42)- John was in a fraternity? (1:21:04)-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special) HERE: https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonU-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, subscribe to our new clips channel, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at [email protected] JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubePRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

John is back from Mexico with a $3 hat, some lash booster, a nice tan, and he is ready to go. Topics include:- Mexican Drugstores (4:06)- John's British Accent (27:33)- MLS Soccer (30:57)- Will Smith's Apology (34:07)- Getting Left on Read (57:10)- How to DM a Celebrity (1:25:40)-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special) HERE: https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonU-----Catch the video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at [email protected] JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubePRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative