Small talk, Jeep ducking, Chick-fil-a TV, and secret yarmulkes… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO 9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA 9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI 9/26 - Sarasota, FL 9/27 - Melbourne, FL 9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL 9/29 - Jacksonville, FL 10/3 - Lima, OH 10/4 - Shipshewana, IN 10/5 - Shipshewana, IN 10/6 - Saginaw, MI 10/17 - Cheyenne, WY 10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD 10/19 - Denver, CO 10/31 - Bakersfield, CA 11/1 - Oxnard, CA 11/2 - Long Beach, CA 11/7 - Savannah, GA 11/8 - Athens, GA 11/9 - Augusta, GA 11/10 - Bristol, TN 11/21 - Midland, TX 11/22 - Lubbock, TX 11/23 - Dallas, TX 12/7 - Chicago, IL 12/8 - Davenport, IA ----- Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com ----- FOLLOW JOHN ON: Instagram Twitter TikTok Facebook YouTube ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS MANDO: Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://shopmando.com MIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVE BLUELAND: Get 15% off your first order by going to https://blueland.com/netpositive MANSCAPED: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://manscaped.com ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Courtside for Caitlyn Clark, Post Malone goes country, Top 10 “sports hate list,” and ChatGPT or The Bible… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO 9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA 9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI 9/26 - Sarasota, FL 9/27 - Melbourne, FL 9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL 9/29 - Jacksonville, FL 10/3 - Lima, OH 10/4 - Shipshewana, IN 10/5 - Shipshewana, IN 10/6 - Saginaw, MI 10/17 - Cheyenne, WY 10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD 10/19 - Denver, CO 10/31 - Bakersfield, CA 11/1 - Oxnard, CA 11/2 - Long Beach, CA 11/7 - Savannah, GA 11/8 - Athens, GA 11/9 - Augusta, GA 11/10 - Bristol, TN 11/21 - Midland, TX 11/22 - Lubbock, TX 11/23 - Dallas, TX 12/7 - Chicago, IL 12/8 - Davenport, IA ----- Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com ----- FOLLOW JOHN ON: Instagram Twitter TikTok Facebook YouTube ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS EXPRESS VPN: Protect your online privacy TODAY by visiting https://ExpressVPN.com/NETPOSITIVE for an extra three months FREE. ROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to https://RocketMoney.com/netpositive MANSCAPED: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://manscaped.com ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Celebs against Trump, a shopping cart debate, and yet another tipping dilemma… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 6/6 Charleston, WV 6/7 Baltimore, MD 6/8 Newark, NJ 6/9 New Haven, CT 6/14 Portland, OR 6/15 Tacoma, WA 6/16 Spokane, WA 6/27 Atlanta, GA 6/28 Atlanta, GA ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO 9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA 9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI 9/26 - Sarasota, FL 9/27 - Melbourne, FL 9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL 9/29 - Jacksonville, FL 10/3 - Lima, OH 10/4 - Shipshewana, IN 10/5 - Shipshewana, IN 10/6 - Saginaw, MI 10/17 - Cheyenne, WY 10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD 10/19 - Denver, CO 10/31 - Bakersfield, CA 11/1 - Oxnard, CA 11/2 - Long Beach, CA 11/7 - Savannah, GA 11/8 - Athens, GA 11/9 - Augusta, GA 11/10 - Bristol, TN 11/21 - Midland, TX 11/22 - Lubbock, TX 11/23 - Dallas, TX 12/7 - Chicago, IL 12/8 - Davenport, IA ----- Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com ----- FOLLOW JOHN ON: Instagram Twitter TikTok Facebook YouTube ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS HELLO FRESH: FREE appetizer for life! One appetizer item per box while subscription is active. Go to https://HelloFresh.com/NETPOSITIVEAPPS GOODR: Pick up a pair at https://goodr.com/NETPOSITIVE and use code NETPOSITIVE for FREE SHIPPING MANSCAPED: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://manscaped.com ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

John definitely doesn't have Tourette's, but this Chik-fil-A employee definitely knows how to tackle a perp. Also, is Karen a Republican or a Democrat?TOPICS:Intro (00:00)John DM's Kevin James (4:37)John Doesn't Have Tourettes (14:22)Chik-Fil-A Hero (27:50)Half Mast Flags (42:45)Umpire Pets Pitcher (57:33)Fact Check (1:03:38)The Karen Debate (1:08:15)...and more-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special) HERE: https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonUPREORDER John's First Book 'Delete That' HERE: https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/TICKETS: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/Sept 29 - Oct 1 Spokane, WA - SOLD OUTOct 6-8 New Brunswick, NJOct 21-22 Virginia Beach, VANov 11-12 Dayton, OH - SOLD OUTNov 18-20 Greenville, SC-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, subscribe to our new clips channel, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubePRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

There are two things that are absolutely certain in this episode; first, we are team Ariel 2022, and second,  Mexican restaurants need to relax and shorten their menus. Intro (00:00)The human body goes to work (00:54)Show stories w/ John (05:20)Little mermaid (29:00)Profile pic rules (39:26)Queen Elizabeth (48:05)Mexican restaurant menus are too big (56:56)Fact check (1:07:10)-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special) HERE: https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonUPREORDER John's First Book 'Delete That' HERE: https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/ TICKETS: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/Appleton, WI - 09/15 - 17Spokane, WA - 09/29-10/1New Brunswick, NJ - 10/6-8Virginia Beach, VA - 10/21-22Dayton, OH - 11/11-12 - SOLD OUT-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, subscribe to our new clips channel, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubePRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We will ride or die with Florida Georgia Line... Even if these cowboy boots have never touched mud.Topics Include:Intro (00:00)Cowboy boots - (3:05) John buys a Mustang - (12:23)Florida Georgia Line - (26:25)Mississippi football coach gets beat Up - (34:15)Emotional support alligators - (50:40)The confidence of a pilot  - (1:18:30) -----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special) HERE: https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonU-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, subscribe to our new clips channel, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubePRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week John is recording while on the road in Boston, and he has the fan favorite, Derrick Stroup alongside him. As expected, it is top-shelf stories and nothing but laughs.Topics include:Intro (00:00)Accents (01:15)Rec basketball leauge (06:35)Most intimidating men (13:15)Derrick's Starbucks story (28:12)John gets confronted by the police (51:55)-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special) HERE: https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonU-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, subscribe to our new clips channel, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubePRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

If laughter is the best medicine, you probably need a prescription for this episode.Topics Include:- Intro (0:00)- Where are jerseys acceptable?- John's DM drama- Reacting to Rogan- Mini Library update (worst one yet)- What NOT to wear for an alter call-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special) HERE: https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonU-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, subscribe to our new clips channel, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubePRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

THIS JUST IN: your Instagram account with 400 followers isn't shadow-banned.Topics Include:- Intro (0:00)- Dating for content (3:50)- John goes into bit mode (14:58)- The importance of the wave (19:50)- Documentaries are fake (53:00)- Bama rushtok  (1:03:42)- John was in a fraternity? (1:21:04)-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special) HERE: https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonU-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, subscribe to our new clips channel, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubePRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

John is back from Mexico with a $3 hat, some lash booster, a nice tan, and he is ready to go. Topics include:- Mexican Drugstores (4:06)- John's British Accent (27:33)- MLS Soccer (30:57)- Will Smith's Apology (34:07)- Getting Left on Read (57:10)- How to DM a Celebrity (1:25:40)-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special) HERE: https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonU-----Catch the video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubePRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Comedian Josh Black joins John today, and one thing is for sure; never try and play these two to the left.Topics: - John's "support" at Josh's show (3:20)- John gets a lesson on slang (25:44)- Joshua & the Promise Land (45:23)- John reveals his middle name (48:23)- Black church versus white church (53:45)-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special) HERE: https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonU-----Catch the video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubePRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

There is nothing quite like the sweet sound a bird scooter makes when it fires up, and you feel the rush of the throttle fall into your grasp... Topics Include: - Religious Freedom- Bird Scooters- Breaking Rules- Getting in dumb fights with your significant other- Getting left on read- The National Anthem-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special) HERE: https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonU-----Catch the video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubePRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Instead of blocking that person on Twitter, just forgive your Dad.Topics Include:- Dixie Stampede- Hooters- The effect comedy has on people- Noah's Ark Video- Compliment Challenge-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special) HERE: https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonU-----Catch the video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubePRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A boy in the organ, praying for cows, beating Taylor Swift, and we end with a “sloppy wet kiss”... On the net, it's a positive. ------ THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 6/6 Charleston, WV 6/7 Baltimore, MD 6/8 Newark, NJ 6/9 New Haven, CT 6/14 Portland, OR 6/15 Tacoma, WA 6/16 Spokane, WA 6/27 Atlanta, GA 6/28 Atlanta, GA ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO 9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA 9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI 10/4 Shipshewana, IN 10/5 Shipshewana, IN 9/26 - Sarasota, FL 9/27 - Melbourne, FL 9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL 9/29 - Jacksonville, FL 10/3 - Lima, OH 10/4 - Shipshewana, IN 10/5 - Shipshewana, IN 10/6 - Saginaw, MI 10/17 - Cheyenne, WY 10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD 10/19 - Denver, CO 10/31 - Bakersfield, CA 11/1 - Oxnard, CA 11/2 - Long Beach, CA 11/7 - Savannah, GA 11/8 - Athens, GA 11/9 - Augusta, GA 11/10 - Bristol, TN 11/21 - Midland, TX 11/22 - Lubbock, TX 11/23 - Dallas, TX 12/7 - Chicago, IL 12/8 - Davenport, IA ----- Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com ----- FOLLOW JOHN ON: Instagram Twitter TikTok Facebook YouTube ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS AG1: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to https://drinkag1.com/netpositive MIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVE MANSCAPED: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://manscaped.com ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Another Thursday another Net Positive. Topics Include: - Giving the fans (you) a collective name - Why have masculine brands become popular streetwear? - Throwing out the first pitch for the Atlanta Braves - Friend ratios ...and more Shirt no longer for sale due to copyright issues. ----- WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special) HERE: https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonU ----- Catch the video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com FOLLOW JOHN ON: Instagram Twitter TikTok Facebook YouTube PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Happy 4th of July, everybody. Jump in to hear John rant on fireworks, social anxiety, protests, getting left on read, a new compliment challenge, and more.-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special) HERE: https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonU-----Catch the video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubePRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's nothing but the truth when Jackie Lee stops by the studio.-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special) HERE: https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonU-----Catch the video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubePRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

If you like rants, you've come to the right place.Topics include:- Intro (0:00)- Failed Joke (5:56)- Presidential Falls (16:28)- Instagram Scammers (31:30)- I Don't Get It (Part 2) (40:40)- Fan Submissions (45:45)- Peter Pan Syndrome (49:48)- Dave Ramsey (1:00:16)- More Fan Submissions (1:23:00)-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special) HERE: https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonU-----Catch the video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubePRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week's episode is PACKED, and nothing goes better with hot takes than a big announcement. -----Catch the video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubePRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nothing like a good ole fashion hour of jokes and controversy.Topics include:- Trailer (0:00)- Reflecting on the new special (1:10)- Has Pride Month gone too far? (18:00)- Blind reacting to IG comments (34:33)- Mental health is out of control (44:50)- Personality traits are not excuses (57:15)- "Do better" people are the worst (1:09:20) -----Catch the video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubePRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

John brings in friend and TV Host, Victoria Moghaddami to give her take on last week's episode with Molly, and much more!Topics include:- Women do google men (2:30)- John Gets starstruck by John B  (14:28)- Pressure to be "cool" (26:26)- "When I was growing up..." (33:53)- Whose career should you choose? (38:18)- YouTube Comments (49:07)- Jason Moana (57:05) -----Catch the video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubePRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Not saying we're an advice podcast, but this episode might save lives.Topics include:- Intro (0:00)- John's New Special Announcement & Jokes (1:15)- Mini Library Emails (8:25)- Bird In the Airport (14:52)- Scale of 1-10 (24:30)- Dating Advice For Molly (52:08)...and more.-----Catch the video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubePRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 3 comes with a new voice on the mic. Comedian Derrick Stroup stops by the studio to join in on the conversation.Topics include:- Helping the blind: 1:50 - 7:24- Is John a Karen??: 7:50 - 13:02- Life without a car: 30:44 - 40:30- No tissues in therapy: 40:30 - 44:57- Comedians are prophets: 46:35 - 48:08- Uber nightmare: 1:02:45 - 1:11:23- "Must be nice"": 1:20:08 - 1:21:45- How to just be a fan: 1:21:45 - 1:26:11...and more.-----Catch the video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubePRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In Episode 2, John touches on all of society's most important issues. Topics include: - Group text pollution - John's vacation - World's best restaurant name - How to properly merge - The meaning of Net Positive - Official Sunday Funday rules - Mini libraries must be stopped ...and more. ----- Catch the video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com FOLLOW JOHN ON: Instagram Twitter TikTok Facebook YouTube PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nightmare at the Indy 500, going barefoot on stage, and cuddling (but only after marriage)... On the net, it's a positive. ------ THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 5/17 Lincoln, NE 5/18 Des Moines, IA 5/19 Grand Forks, ND 6/6 Charleston, WV 6/7 Baltimore, MD 6/8 Newark, NJ 6/9 New Haven, CT 6/14 Portland, OR 6/15 Tacoma, WA 6/16 Spokane, WA 6/27 Atlanta, GA 6/28 Atlanta, GA ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO 9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA 9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI 10/4 Shipshewana, IN 10/5 Shipshewana, IN 9/26 - Sarasota, FL 9/27 - Melbourne, FL 9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL 9/29 - Jacksonville, FL 10/3 - Lima, OH 10/4 - Shipshewana, IN 10/5 - Shipshewana, IN 10/6 - Saginaw, MI 10/17 - Cheyenne, WY 10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD 10/19 - Denver, CO 10/31 - Bakersfield, CA 11/1 - Oxnard, CA 11/2 - Long Beach, CA 11/7 - Savannah, GA 11/8 - Athens, GA 11/9 - Augusta, GA 11/10 - Bristol, TN 11/21 - Midland, TX 11/22 - Lubbock, TX 11/23 - Dallas, TX 12/7 - Chicago, IL 12/8 - Davenport, IA ----- Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com ----- FOLLOW JOHN ON: Instagram Twitter TikTok Facebook YouTube ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS GOODR: Pick up a pair at https://goodr.com/NETPOSITIVE and use code NETPOSITIVE for FREE SHIPPING ROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to RocketMoney.com/netpositive BLUELAND: Get 15% off your first order by going to Blueland.com/netpositive ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1 comin' in hot with plenty of stories, laughs, and even some educational value. Topics include: - Why John started a podcast @ 4:53 - 8:24 - Meme pages are doing too much @ 18:43 - 23:47 - Recruiting Men @ 28:30 - 29:30 - Giving Keys @ 31:50 - 38:30 - Asking a girl to prom @ 43:44 - 47:55 - Failed Jokes @ 47:58 - 50:13 - Airplane etiquette @ 50:14 - 56:58 - Virtue signaling @ 57:00 - 1:00:33 - Kim Kardashian's work ethic @ 1:00:39 - 1:05:50 ...and more. ----- Catch the video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. FOLLOW JOHN ON: Instagram Twitter TikTok Facebook YouTube PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome to Net Positive, a comedy podcast hosted by comedian John Crist. This show is your primary source for bold takes, emotionally-charged rants, questionable advice, incorrect statistics, and more. New episodes drop every Thursday on all podcast platforms, and you can catch full video episodes and more on YouTube.This podcast won't solve all the world's problems, but on the net... It's a positive.-----Catch the video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.FOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubePRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Immigrants would be great lifeguards, Harrison Butker is John’s guy, Scottie’s charges are getting dropped, and VR church… On the net it’s a positive. ------ THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 5/17 Lincoln, NE 5/18 Des Moines, IA 5/19 Grand Forks, ND 6/6 Charleston, WV 6/7 Baltimore, MD 6/8 Newark, NJ 6/9 New Haven, CT 6/14 Portland, OR 6/15 Tacoma, WA 6/16 Spokane, WA JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 9/5 Springfield, MO 9/6 Springfield, MO 9/6 Springfield, MO 9/13 Philadelphia, PA 9/14 Philadelphia, PA 9/15 Philadelphia, PA 9/19 Appleton, WI 9/20 Appleton, WI 9/21 Appleton, WI 9/22 Appleton, WI 10/4 Shipshewana, IN 10/5 Shipshewana, IN ----- Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com ----- FOLLOW JOHN ON: Instagram Twitter TikTok Facebook YouTube ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS MIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVE HENSON SHAVING: Go to https://HensonShaving.com and enter NETPOSITIVE at checkout to get 100 free blades with your purchase. (Note: you must add both the 100-blade pack and the razor for the discount to apply.) MANSCAPED: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at manscaped.com ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

First class on Southwest, AI dating, we're not tipping if we order standing up, scrabble for losers who can't read… On the net it’s a positive. ------ THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 5/17 Lincoln, NE 5/18 Des Moines, IA 5/19 Grand Forks, ND 6/6 Charleston, WV 6/7 Baltimore, MD 6/8 Newark, NJ 6/9 New Haven, CT 6/14 Portland, OR 6/15 Tacoma, WA 6/16 Spokane, WA ----- Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com ----- FOLLOW JOHN ON: Instagram Twitter TikTok Facebook YouTube ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS MANDO: Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://shopmando.com AG1: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to https://drinkag1.com/netpositive HELLO FRESH: FREE dessert for life! One dessert item per box while subscription is active. Go to https://HelloFresh.com/NETPOSITIVESWEET ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Touring with Lecrae, the Tom Brady roast, Christian remixes, Jacksonville cops, Carl Lentz has rizz, and a WILD email… On the net it’s a positive. ------ THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 5/17 Lincoln, NE 5/18 Des Moines, IA 5/19 Grand Forks, ND 6/6 Charleston, WV 6/7 Baltimore, MD 6/8 Newark, NJ 6/9 New Haven, CT 6/14 Portland, OR 6/15 Tacoma, WA 6/16 Spokane, WA ----- Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com ----- FOLLOW JOHN ON: Instagram Twitter TikTok Facebook YouTube ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS MIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVE ROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to RocketMoney.com/netpositive MANSCAPED: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at manscaped.com ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Disney is done tolerating liars, we should all have pre-workout prayers, saying happy birthday is soft, and Trump needs 30 milkshakes and some chicken… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement" ------ THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 4/25 Dayton, OH 4/26 Lexington, KY 5/17 Lincoln, NE 5/18 Des Moines, IA 5/19 Grand Forks, ND 6/6 Charleston, WV 6/7 Baltimore, MD 6/8 Newark, NJ 6/9 New Haven, CT 6/14 Portland, OR 6/15 Tacoma, WA 6/16 Spokane, WA ----- Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com ----- FOLLOW JOHN ON: Instagram Twitter TikTok Facebook YouTube ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS MANDO: Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://shopmando.com GOODR: Pick up a pair at https://goodr.com/NETPOSITIVE and use code NETPOSITIVE for FREE SHIPPING ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stalkers come from Alabama, realtors come from failure, we love caitlin clark, and Danae reallyyy wants you to dap her up… On the net, it’s a positive. ------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/4/25 Dayton, OH4/26 Lexington, KY5/17 Lincoln, NE5/18 Des Moines, IA5/19 Grand Forks, ND6/6 Charleston, WV6/7 Baltimore, MD6/8 Newark, NJ6/9 New Haven, CT6/14 Portland, OR6/15 Tacoma, WA6/16 Spokane, WA -----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:BLUELAND: Get 15% off your first order by going to Blueland.com/netpositiveMIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVEMANSCAPED: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at manscaped.comPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Leslie Liao, living in Santa Monica, celeb watching at Coachella, being single in your 30s, loving sensitive men, and the magic of The Masters… On the net, it’s a positive.------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/4/18 San Jose, CA4/19 Santa Rosa, CA4/20 Redding, CA4/25 Dayton, OH4/26 Lexington, KY5/17 Lincoln, NE5/18 Des Moines, IA5/19 Grand Forks, ND6/6 Charleston, WV6/7 Baltimore, MD6/8 Newark, NJ6/9 New Haven, CT6/14 Portland, OR6/15 Tacoma, WA6/16 Spokane, WA -----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:HENSON SHAVING: Go to HensonShaving.com and enter NETPOSITIVE at checkout to get 100 free blades with your purchase. (Note: you must add both the 100-blade pack and the razor for the discount to apply.)ROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to RocketMoney.com/netpositivePRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The solar eclipse, getting tased for Easter, Morgan Wallen chucked a chair, and Caitlyn Clark is reallllyyyy good at basketball… On the net, it’s a positive.------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/4/12 Rochester, MN4/13 St. Paul, MN4/14 Duluth, MN4/18 San Jose, CA4/19 Santa Rosa, CA4/20 Redding, CA4/25 Dayton, OH4/26 Lexington, KY5/17 Lincoln, NE5/18 Des Moines, IA5/19 Grand Forks, ND6/6 Charleston, WV6/7 Baltimore, MD6/8 Newark, NJ6/9 New Haven, CT6/14 Portland, OR6/15 Tacoma, WA6/16 Spokane, WA -----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:Express VPN:   3 extra months FREE when you use our special link https://www.expressvpn.com/netpositive AG1: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to https://drinkag1.com/netpositiveMANSCAPED: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at manscaped.comPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We were right about the Olympics, we drink sweet tea, and we definitely don’t buy tickets for a wedding… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO 9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA 9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI 9/26 - Sarasota, FL 9/27 - Melbourne, FL 9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL 9/29 - Jacksonville, FL 10/3 - Lima, OH 10/4 - Shipshewana, IN 10/5 - Shipshewana, IN 10/6 - Saginaw, MI 10/17 - Cheyenne, WY 10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD 10/19 - Denver, CO 10/31 - Bakersfield, CA 11/1 - Oxnard, CA 11/2 - Long Beach, CA 11/7 - Savannah, GA 11/8 - Athens, GA 11/9 - Augusta, GA 11/10 - Bristol, TN 11/21 - Midland, TX 11/22 - Lubbock, TX 11/23 - Dallas, TX 12/7 - Chicago, IL 12/8 - Davenport, IA ----- Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com ----- FOLLOW JOHN ON: Instagram Twitter TikTok Facebook YouTube ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS DREAM RECOVERY: Ready for the best sleep of your life? Use code NETPOSITIVE for 20% OFF your order at https://dreamrecovery.io HELLO FRESH: FREE appetizer for life! One appetizer item per box while subscription is active. Go to https://HelloFresh.com/NETPOSITIVEAPPS HENSON SHAVING: Go to https://HensonShaving.com and enter NETPOSITIVE at checkout to get 100 free blades with your purchase. (Note: you must add both the 100-blade pack and the razor for the discount to apply.) ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Skydiving Easter bunnies, Waffle House workers on strike, ex-Buc-ee’s employees with no awareness, and a roast for the ages… On the net, it’s a positive.------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/4/12 Rochester, MN4/13 St. Paul, MN4/14 Duluth, MN4/18 San Jose, CA4/19 Santa Rosa, CA4/20 Redding, CA4/25 Dayton, OH4/26 Lexington, KY5/17 Lincoln, NE5/18 Des Moines, IA5/19 Grand Forks, ND6/6 Charleston, WV6/7 Baltimore, MD6/8 Newark, NJ6/9 New Haven, CT6/14 Portland, OR6/15 Tacoma, WA6/16 Spokane, WA -----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:STAMPS: Get a 4-week trial, free postage, and a digital scale at https://www.stamps.com/netpositive. Thanks to Stamps.com for sponsoring the show!MIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVEPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This season of America is the greatest reality television of all time.------Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/3/28 Durham, NC3/29 Macon, GA3/30 Chattanooga, TN4/12 Rochester, MN4/13 St. Paul, MN4/14 Duluth, MN4/18 San Jose, CA4/19 Santa Rosa, CA4/20 Redding, CA4/25 Dayton, OH4/26 Lexington, KY5/17 Lincoln, NE5/18 Des Moines, IA5/19 Grand Forks, ND6/7 Baltimore, MD6/8 Newark, NJ6/9 New Haven, CT6/14 Portland, OR6/15 Tacoma, WA6/16 Spokane, WA-----Watch John's special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU-----FOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTube-----SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS- GOODR: Pick up a pair at goodr.com/NETPOSITIVE and use code NETPOSITIVE for FREE shipping - AG1: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to https://drinkag1.com/netpositive- BLUELAND: Get 15% off your first order by going to Blueland.com/netpositive- ROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to RocketMoney.com/netpositive-----PRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's not an accomplishment to get blocked, you're actually just being annoying, kinda like Nancy Pelosi trying to ban TikTok. How do we block her? ------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/3/22 Buffalo, NY3/23 Toronto, ON3/24 Erie, PA3/28 Durham, NC3/29 Macon, GA3/30 Chattanooga, TN4/12 Rochester, MN4/13 St. Paul, MN4/14 Duluth, MN4/18 San Jose, CA4/19 Santa Rosa, CA4/20 Redding, CA4/25 Dayton, OH4/26 Lexington, KY5/17 Lincoln, NE5/18 Des Moines, IA5/19 Grand Forks, ND6/6 Charleston, WV6/7 Baltimore, MD6/8 Newark, NJ6/9 New Haven, CT6/14 Portland, OR6/15 Tacoma, WA6/16 Spokane, WA -----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:MIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVEHENSON SHAVING: Go to HensonShaving.com and enter NETPOSITIVE at checkout to get 100 free blades with your purchase. (Note: you must add both the 100-blade pack and the razor for the discount to apply.)MANSCAPED: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at manscaped.comPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Back in the studio and the boys are hot. john had a great time in NYC, and made some new dreams. On his trip, John discovered a new love for musicals, and while John was away, Alex developed a new wellness technique and is now a "sunrise jumper"Intro (0:00)NYC (4:03) Broadway musicals (26:15)Stalker or genius? (37:32)Cold plunge (50:26)Supermom arrested (1:10:13)------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/3/22 Buffalo, NY3/23 Toronto, ON3/24 Erie, PA3/28 Durham, NC3/29 Macon, GA3/30 Chattanooga, TN4/12 Rochester, MN4/13 St. Paul, MN4/14 Duluth, MN4/18 San Jose, CA4/19 Santa Rosa, CA4/20 Redding, CA4/25 Dayton, OH4/26 Lexington, KY5/17 Lincoln, NE5/18 Des Moines, IA5/19 Grand Forks, ND6/6 Charleston, WV6/7 Baltimore, MD6/8 Newark, NJ6/9 New Haven, CT6/14 Portland, OR6/15 Tacoma, WA6/16 Spokane, WA -----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:AG1: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to https://drinkag1.com/netpositiveBABBEL: Get 55% OFF your Babbel subscription at Babbel.com/NET(Rules and restrictions may apply)MIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVEPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

John is on the road in NYC and has Ryan Long on for this week's episode. ------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/3/8 Royal Oak, MI3/9 Fort Wayne, IN3/10 Peoria, IL3/22 Buffalo, NY3/23 Toronto, ON3/24 Erie, PA3/28 Durham, NC3/29 Macon, GA3/30 Chattanooga, TN4/12 Rochester, MN4/13 St. Paul, MN4/14 Duluth, MN4/18 San Jose, CA4/19 Santa Rosa, CA4/20 Redding, CA4/25 Dayton, OH4/26 Lexington, KY5/17 Lincoln, NE5/18 Des Moines, IA5/19 Grand Forks, ND6/6 Charleston, WV6/7 Baltimore, MD6/8 Newark, NJ6/9 New Haven, CT6/14 Portland, OR6/15 Tacoma, WA6/16 Spokane, WA -----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:STAMPS: Get a 4-week trial, free postage, and a digital scale at https://www.stamps.com/netpositive. Thanks to Stamps.com for sponsoring the show!ROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to RocketMoney.com/netpositiveMANSCAPED: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at manscaped.comPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Attention men: DO NOT leave your wife at the airport... unless she deserves itAttention women: Twerking is apparently a spiritual healing exercise now... have funAttention Zanesville: We are going to crack this case... stay tunedIntro (0:00)Husband leaves wife at airport (19:34)DisneyDad (30:10)Twerking (39:32) Zanesville (1:01:30)------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/3/1 Mobile, AL3/2 New Orleans, LA3/3 Sugar Land, TX3/8 Royal Oak, MI3/9 Fort Wayne, IN3/10 Peoria, IL3/22 Buffalo, NY3/23 Toronto, ON3/24 Erie, PA3/28 Durham, NC3/29 Macon, GA3/30 Chattanooga, TN4/12 Rochester, MN4/13 St. Paul, MN4/14 Duluth, MN4/18 San Jose, CA4/19 Santa Rosa, CA4/20 Redding, CA4/25 Dayton, OH4/26 Lexington, KY5/17 Lincoln, NE5/18 Des Moines, IA5/19 Grand Forks, ND6/6 Charleston, WV6/7 Baltimore, MD6/8 Newark, NJ6/9 New Haven, CT6/14 Portland, OR6/15 Tacoma, WA6/16 Spokane, WA -----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:AG1: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to https://drinkag1.com/netpositiveBLUELAND:Get 15% off your first order by going to Blueland.com/netpositiveMANSCAPED: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at manscaped.comPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

John and Alex officially passed the test to be U.S. Citizens, and it didn't involve any gambling....Topics Include: Intro (0:00)Zanesville (5:45)Baby names (29:11)Citizenship quiz (43:31)Tuesday with Taylor (1:05:30)------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/3/1 Mobile, AL3/2 New Orleans, LA3/3 Sugar Land, TX3/8 Royal Oak, MI3/9 Fort Wayne, IN3/10 Peoria, IL3/22 Buffalo, NY3/23 Toronto, ON3/24 Erie, PA3/28 Durham, NC3/29 Macon, GA3/30 Chattanooga, TN4/12 Rochester, MN4/13 St. Paul, MN4/14 Duluth, MN4/18 San Jose, CA4/19 Santa Rosa, CA4/20 Redding, CA4/25 Dayton, OH4/26 Lexington, KY5/17 Lincoln, NE5/18 Des Moines, IA5/19 Grand Forks, ND6/6 Charleston, WV6/7 Baltimore, MD6/8 Newark, NJ6/9 New Haven, CT6/14 Portland, OR6/15 Tacoma, WA6/16 Spokane, WA -----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:MIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVEHENSON SHAVING: Go to HensonShaving.com and enter NETPOSITIVE at checkout to get 100 free blades with your purchase. (Note: you must add both the 100-blade pack and the razor for the discount to apply.)GOODR: Pick up a pair at goodr.com/NETPOSITIVE and use code NETPOSITIVE for FREE shipping PRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's all a stimulation. Joe Biden is a psyop who needs Neuralink, ESPN is a bunch of liars, and John is heavy into gambling now.------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/2/16 Munhall, PA2/17 Zanesville, OH2/18 Cleveland, OH3/1 Mobile, AL3/2 New Orleans, LA3/3 Sugar Land, TX3/8 Royal Oak, MI3/9 Fort Wayne, IN3/10 Peoria, IL3/22 Buffalo, NY3/23 Toronto, ON3/24 Erie, PA3/28 Durham, NC3/29 Macon, GA3/30 Chattanooga, TN4/12 Rochester, MN4/13 St. Paul, MN4/14 Duluth, MN4/18 San Jose, CA4/19 Santa Rosa, CA4/20 Redding, CA4/25 Dayton, OH4/26 Lexington, KY5/17 Lincoln, NE5/18 Des Moines, IA5/19 Grand Forks, ND6/6 Charleston, WV6/7 Baltimore, MD6/8 Newark, NJ6/9 New Haven, CT6/14 Portland, OR6/15 Tacoma, WA6/16 Spokane, WA -----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:BABBEL: Get 55% OFF your Babbel subscription at Babbel.com/NET(Rules and restrictions may apply)ROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to RocketMoney.com/netpositiveMIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVEPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's about time you get some new mulch, clean out your garage, and ponder Mount Rushmore.Intro (0:00)Are we doing content? (4:45)Tracy Chapman (18:10)Wear shoes (34:55) Mount Rushmore (47:44)OnlyFans Mom (1:08:44)------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/2/9 Amarillo, TX2/10 Wichita Falls, TX2/11 Lubbock, TX2/16 Munhall, PA2/17 Zanesville, OH2/18 Cleveland, OH3/1 Mobile, AL3/2 New Orleans, LA3/3 Sugar Land, TX3/8 Royal Oak, MI3/9 Fort Wayne, IN3/10 Peoria, IL3/22 Buffalo, NY3/23 Toronto, ON3/24 Erie, PA3/28 Durham, NC3/29 Macon, GA3/30 Chattanooga, TN4/12 Rochester, MN4/13 St. Paul, MN4/14 Duluth, MN4/18 San Jose, CA4/19 Santa Rosa, CA4/20 Redding, CA4/25 Dayton, OH4/26 Lexington, KY -----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:AG1: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to https://drinkag1.com/netpositiveMANSCAPED: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at manscaped.comSTAMPS: Get a 4-week trial, free postage, and a digital scale at https://www.stamps.com/netpositive. Thanks to Stamps.com for sponsoring the show!PRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

John is hot off three sold-out shows at the Ryman in Nashville, and firing on all cylinders. Chris Young is freed, Ben Rector knows his water brands, we earn what "stainless steel" means, and John puts the "wellness" movement in its place.Topics Include:Intro (0:00)Smart or Dumb (18:42)Celebrity fans (34:30)Crypto pastor (39:19)Ben Rector (55:18)Wellness community has gone MENTAL (1:08:00)------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/2/2 Greenville, SC2/3 Knoxville, TN2/4 Huntsville, AL2/9 Amarillo, TX2/10 Wichita Falls, TX2/11 Lubbock, TX2/16 Munhall, PA2/17 Zanesville, OH2/18 Cleveland, OH3/1 Mobile, AL3/2 New Orleans, LA3/3 Sugar Land, TX3/8 Royal Oak, MI3/9 Fort Wayne, IN3/10 Peoria, IL3/22 Buffalo, NY3/23 Toronto, ON3/24 Erie, PA3/28 Durham, NC3/29 Macon, GA3/30 Chattanooga, TN -----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:AG1: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to https://drinkag1.com/netpositiveHENSON SHAVING: Go to HensonShaving.com and enter NETPOSITIVE at checkout to get 100 free blades with your purchase. (Note: you must add both the 100-blade pack and the razor for the discount to apply.)PRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Olympic privilege, fake ramen, and DMing Joe Rogan… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO 9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA 9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI 9/26 - Sarasota, FL 9/27 - Melbourne, FL 9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL 9/29 - Jacksonville, FL 10/3 - Lima, OH 10/4 - Shipshewana, IN 10/5 - Shipshewana, IN 10/6 - Saginaw, MI 10/17 - Cheyenne, WY 10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD 10/19 - Denver, CO 10/31 - Bakersfield, CA 11/1 - Oxnard, CA 11/2 - Long Beach, CA 11/7 - Savannah, GA 11/8 - Athens, GA 11/9 - Augusta, GA 11/10 - Bristol, TN 11/21 - Midland, TX 11/22 - Lubbock, TX 11/23 - Dallas, TX 12/7 - Chicago, IL 12/8 - Davenport, IA ----- Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com ----- FOLLOW JOHN ON: Instagram Twitter TikTok Facebook YouTube ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS AG1: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to https://drinkag1.com/netpositive MIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVE GOODR: Pick up a pair at https://goodr.com/NETPOSITIVE and use code NETPOSITIVE for FREE SHIPPING ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's the first solo episode in a while, and John is back and feeling very grateful, but also, stop asking for customer email addresses at American Eagle...Topics Include: Intro (0:00)Can't read (4:46)Grocery store gratitude (23:22)Kevin Garnett (38:40)Strawberry milk mob (45:17)Pregnant on a place (49:40)You are a billionaire (1:11:08)------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/1/27 Nashville, TN2/2 Greenville, SC2/3 Knoxville, TN2/4 Huntsville, AL2/9 Amarillo, TX2/10 Wichita Falls, TX2/11 Lubbock, TX2/16 Munhall, PA2/17 Zanesville, OH2/18 Cleveland, OH3/1 Mobile, AL3/2 New Orleans, LA3/3 Sugar Land, TX3/8 Royal Oak, MI3/9 Fort Wayne, IN3/10 Peoria, IL3/22 Buffalo, NY3/23 Toronto, ON3/24 Erie, PA3/28 Durham, NC3/29 Macon, GA3/30 Chattanooga, TN -----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:ROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to RocketMoney.com/netpositiveBLUELAND:Get 15% off your first order by going to Blueland.com/netpositiveMIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVEPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A media legend is joining us today. You know her from her extensive coverage as an anchor at a little sports media company called ESPN... welcome Sage Steele! Sage and John talk about her relationship with Stu Scott, Stephen A Smith, Pat McAfee, and more. They also discuss her start at ESPN, and her love for NASCAR, and Sage shares some wisdom on when it is time to put your foot down and speak up.------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/1/18 North Charleston, SC1/19 Columbia, SC1/20 Wilmington, NC1/27 Nashville, TN2/2 Greenville, SC2/3 Knoxville, TN2/4 Huntsville, AL2/9 Amarillo, TX2/10 Wichita Falls, TX2/11 Lubbock, TX2/16 Munhall, PA2/17 Zanesville, OH2/18 Cleveland, OH3/1 Mobile, AL3/2 New Orleans, LA3/3 Sugar Land, TX3/8 Royal Oak, MI3/9 Fort Wayne, IN3/10 Peoria, IL3/22 Buffalo, NY3/23 Toronto, ON3/24 Erie, PA3/28 Durham, NC3/29 Macon, GA3/30 Chattanooga, TN -----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:HELLO FRESH: Go to HelloFresh.com/netpositivefree and use code NETPOSITIVEFREE for FREE breakfast for life! One breakfast item per box while the subscription is active.  MANSCAPED: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at manscaped.comAG1: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to https://drinkag1.com/netpositivePRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today's guest is a comedy legend from Atlanta Georgia. He was the host of BET's Comic View, which played a role in the inspiration of John's comedy career. He sheds some light on those who are golfing at night, french dressing, and what to watch out for at Waffle House.Topics Include: Intro (0:00)Bruce Bruce (6:52))Comic view (21:00)White club vs black club (32:35)Start of comedy (52:02)Katt Williams (1:00:42)French dressing (1:20:35)------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/1/18 North Charleston, SC1/19 Columbia, SC1/20 Wilmington, NC1/27 Nashville, TN2/2 Greenville, SC2/3 Knoxville, TN2/4 Huntsville, AL2/9 Amarillo, TX2/10 Wichita Falls, TX2/11 Lubbock, TX2/16 Munhall, PA2/17 Zanesville, OH2/18 Cleveland, OH3/1 Mobile, AL3/2 New Orleans, LA3/3 Sugar Land, TX3/8 Royal Oak, MI3/9 Fort Wayne, IN3/10 Peoria, IL3/22 Buffalo, NY3/23 Toronto, ON3/24 Erie, PA3/28 Durham, NC3/29 Macon, GA3/30 Chattanooga, TN -----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:STAMPS: Get a 4-week trial, free postage, and a digital scale at https://www.stamps.com/netpositive. Thanks to Stamps.com for sponsoring the show!BABBEL: Get 55% OFF your Babbel subscription at Babbel.com/NET(Rules and restrictions may apply)PRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

If someone asks you if you know someone, just say yes. What you don't want to say yes to, is lunch at Leggies, or a gig at Guitar Center.Topics Include:Intro (0:00)Dave Barnes (8:25)Being a comic (16:10)Novelty is king (40:20)Shame (1:04:55)Christ Chella (1:24:40)------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/1/18 North Charleston, SC1/19 Columbia, SC1/20 Wilmington, NC1/27 Nashville, TN2/2 Greenville, SC2/3 Knoxville, TN2/4 Huntsville, AL2/9 Amarillo, TX2/10 Wichita Falls, TX2/11 Lubbock, TX2/16 Munhall, PA2/17 Zanesville, OH2/18 Cleveland, OH3/1 Mobile, AL3/2 New Orleans, LA3/3 Sugar Land, TX3/8 Royal Oak, MI3/9 Fort Wayne, IN3/10 Peoria, IL3/22 Buffalo, NY3/23 Toronto, ON3/24 Erie, PA3/28 Durham, NC3/29 Macon, GA3/30 Chattanooga, TN -----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:ROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to RocketMoney.com/netpositiveMIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVEMANSCAPED: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at manscaped.comPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices