This week, as 3/4 of the show (and 91% of New England) plan their annual trip to Maine, the guys tried to cram a lot of show into two hours. That means a breakdown of fantasy sports in reality, the reality of Asian porn, meaningful family parties, meaningless celebrities, and Corey Feldman's eighth second chance.

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This one's late. But the guys have been busy! And in this episode, you'll hear why. From revisiting Dave's comedy debut, Brad not knowing the difference between US and Australian breakdancing, Dead Stiff Nick, trips to New Hampshire, and more, there's plenty to discuss. 

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Recently, the guys got some criticism saying the show is "losing direction." They heard it's "unfocused," and "way too into discussing meaningless jobs." They even heard that they're "not nearly as interesting as [they] think." To that, the guys responded with an episode that applies laser focus to two primary subjects -- losing control of their fluids and smelling Colin Jost's manhood. If that isn't direction... what is?

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This week the guys discuss how Matt and Dave dealt with their kids' colorful vocabularies, how Craig pretended to not be a huge boy band fan, and how quickly a pool party can turn into an orgy of exposure. 

It's another July 4 in Rhode Island, and the guys could have simply shared some more rants about the holiday. But this time they brought in social media guru Joey B (and new friend Nasty Nate) to add some southern charm to the proceedings. The results? Well, let's just say Tom Selleck isn't pleased... 

Dave was sick with the chlorine flu. Craig got his first period. Brad's body is reclaiming itself. Matt may have contact sepsis. And they all had opinions on whether they'd prefer intimate contact with Elizabeth Olsen or Tom Selleck. (Check the cover art for a spoiler.)

Brad is down to one good leg. Craig makes a bold move to steal his friend's wife. Matt mentors a bright young worker. Dave wipes himself with a company-branded shirt. And Fetish Pee John sits in to make sense of it all. To newcomers, this doesn't add up. To regulars, it's another typical week of Needless to Say...

No matter how hard they fight it, the guys simply can't shake the fact that bathroom issues make up a good ... ahem ... chunk of their free time. So, this week they lean into it. Sure, they also discuss summer movies, great speeches, and even a little bit of "Obi-Wan Kenobi." But make no mistake, this one is pretty gross. And it's pretty damn funny, too.

It's Dave's birthday! So the other three guys pretended to ignore that meaningless event by discussing anything more interesting. Brad's zero luck Zoom skills? Check. Matt's smoky skank of a customer? Check. Craig's useless U-Haul neighbors? Check. THEN, they roasted him.

Focused, it's not. Funny? Definitely. 

This week, the guys welcomed their buddy Corey (and welcomed back Raeann) to take a deep dive into nothing at all. Whether it's Craig playing designated driver, Dave getting a designated divorce lawyer, or Matt designating EVERYONE for assignment, this one covers a lot of bases. Then they learn that Corey is better than all of them, in every possible way. 

Dave had an existential crisis. Craig mocked a man in peril. Matt needed an exorcist to help his child. And Brad wants to fight his neighbor's chickens. Then they all take a few minutes to fantasize about being replacement rock stars. So, obviously, they named it "Creamy Italian" ...

The guys are known for their subtlety, which is why they chose this name for the episode. It makes sense, though, since they carved out a conversation about Matt's lack of grace, Dave's lack of motor skills, Brad's lack of decent neighbors, and Craig's lack of self-awareness about his addiction to technology...

This week, the guys celebrate Cinco de Mayo and Mother's Day by discussing trash. Trailer trash, TV wife trash, Rhode Island club trash, and adults who treat children like trash. Also, Craig uses a big word, Matt invents a new word, and Brad mispronounces an easy word. This episode has something for everyone... even those who identify as trash.

This was a special one. In just under 80 minutes, the guys covered insect falconry, a kid's first fight, family barbecues, and teenage cultural appropriation. At least that's what Craig, Dave, and Matt told Brad, since he was too wrecked to even remember recording this thing. Who knows? It might just be the best episode they've ever done.

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This week, the guys decided to fly without a parachute, tossing aside the outline for a lighthearted discussion of how we bludgeoned our friends with BB guns, logs, rocks, open-field tackles, and homemade zip lines. Also, they realize Craig is making his iPhone dumber, Criss Angel has no place at the NFL Draft, and Brach's shouldn't be making taco-flavored jelly beans. 

Dave is missing! But if you have an aerial view of Rhode Island, it won't take long to find him happily marinating in tainted chlorine. While he was "bonding with his kids" from the comforts of his new hot tub, Brad, Matt and Craig soldiered on, discussing things like Portuguese stone masonry, overpriced comedy, random drug testing, and synthetic fetish pee. 

Yeah, we may all need a chlorine bath after this one...

For years, the guys have made bathroom humor a part of the show. But they've always tried to be better. This week, they stopped trying. Once again, when they thought the tape stopped rolling, the guys had a side conversation about the worst parts of poop. And it turned out WAY better than what they had planned in the first place. So, lower your expectations, ease into it, and answer nature's call. 

This week, the guys go back to the skull. And it unearthed some stories they may not have been ready to handle. Weird sex, moist jousting, doggy diazepam, and -- ahem -- "questionable" roommates, it's all in the agenda. (Hint: The name of the episode has to do with 3 of the 4 things mentioned above.)

Bold claim -- this is the funniest episode the guys have done in months. From Bruce Willis to Chris Rock to "Everest" to a litany of "what if?" scenarios, nothing is off the table this time around. And to top it off, Dave is now known as "Blachem." So call him that whenever you can. 

One week after an episode that's better left in the rear view, the guys look back at events that probably should have come with apologies. Then, a full 48 hours before Will Smith couldn't handle Chris Rock, they revisited one of their favorite topics -- the self-appointed joke police. 

(The alopecia discussion will come soon... that's a promise.)

For nearly five years, the guys of NTS have claimed "nothing is off limits." And they've occasionally danced around touchy subjects in the name of humor. But this week, they may have finally crossed those lines. In fact, the conversation got so dark, that they had to skip all of the other topics they had planned. It's a short episode, and when you hear the last 20 minutes, you'll know why.  Please try not to think less of us... if that's even possible.

The guys close out their episode takeovers with Dave... the show's classiest act. He may not be a felon, or a good husband, or even a passable mammal. But that still puts him light years ahead of the other three. So, for his episode, the guys honor his wishes and get into some introspection and self-awareness. If that's not your thing there's also penis jokes and bad friendship. 

It's the third week of our episode takeovers, and it's Brad's turn to control the narrative. Except that this is Needless to Say, so the other guys talk a lot more than the man of the hour. Still, they all manage to share their thoughts  on listener emails, "what if?" scenarios, porn, and memory foam road hazards. 

Fans of the show's newest member, buckle up, because this week is Matt's turn to run NTS. Which means, in addition to spewing his own bile, Dave rages about dishes, Craig rages about his failing health, while Brad ragingly steals a Jeff Foxworthy joke AND exacts wet vengeance on the soundboard. Because you can't bottle up pure rage, they guys spend nearly 2.5 hours placating Matt's every whim. Long Islanders will love it, and you might, too. 

Let's just cut to the chase: The episode title doesn't make sense. The AI-made episode image doesn't make sense. The continual mention of Brad's wife's (perfectly normal) hand size doesn't make sense. No, Needless to Say has NEVER been about making sense. And, after 339 episodes, it's certainly not going to start now. So, buckle up for another 90 minutes of cancel-worthy comedy.

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After weeks of randomness, the guys turned to Craig for some focus. But considering he has trouble even spelling "outline" the guys managed to decipher a few themes during the noise. Gambling. Gullibility. Christian lies. Personalized movie names. Embroidered pillows. For one week only, it's all on the table, and all from the mind of the mindless.

This week, the guys conclude their trilogy of randomness with more word association, a throwback roundup topic, and some typically weird weeks in review. Translated, this means a discussion of Jehovah's Witnesses, the mafia, Dave Chappelle, and nut butter. Not necessarily in that order.

Since Matt joined the show, listeners have told us, "Let Matt talk more!" If you're one of them, boy do we have a revealing episode for you. From the "Pam and Tommy" biopic, to Brad's grope-happy doctor, to Dave's aerated underwear, Matt has an awful lot of long, hard revelations to share. 

The guys also introduce a new segment, which Matt takes over completely. Have at it!

This week, the guys brave the snow to deliver on last week's promise by (finally) going back to the skull for some random-topic therapy. What's on deck? Movie quotes, TV letdowns, our own self-worth, and 20 minutes of Craig praising the writers of "Succession."  But you should listen anyway, especially for the roundup. Just trust us -- skipping it would be short-sighted. 

COVID hit the show again, so the guys decided to quarantine together in the garage. The result? Craig makes rocks fart. Brad has a fever dream. Matt generates new hate. And Dave somehow lowers his nonexistent street cred. It's a night of randomness ... and they wouldn't have it any other way. 

Our planned tribute to the late Bob Saget got appropriately cringe-worthy, right from the start. From sliding into Candace Cameron's DMs, to more talk about BMs, to how Brad's nose is too big to measure in CMs, this one never really had a chance to be a memorial. But as a brutal birthday roast? Yeah, it hits the mark. 

Based on the title, this episode is OBVIOUSLY about Antonio Brown. And Boba Fett. And COVID. And PG-rated movies. And throwing loose change at the elderly. And Craig's job. And fantasy football. And ........ ham? Ah, nevermind. Stop trying to make sense of it. We certainly did.

The guys close out their holidays--and the best year in show history--by looking back at their best clips from 2021. From Matt's EMT skills, to Dave's bedside manner, to Craig's ... well... entire year, it's a pretty good overview of what they do. Newcomers, start here. 

Part 2 of the NTS Christmas Spectacular includes a little less rage, a few more X chromosomes, and an unhealthy dose of street medicine. And this is alongside discussion of underrated holiday movies, ghetto driveway memorials, COVID overreaction, and why it's always important to double check the "mute" button.  Merry Christmas to all of you... even the people Matt yells about.

RAGE! DISCONTENT! MORE RAGE! This week, the guys kick off their annual holiday extravaganza by crapping thunder all over your season's greetings. Dave is mad at Beyonce.  Brad and Craig are mad at each other. Matt is mad at things that breathe. For those who like to see the guys uncomfortable, it's the most wonderful time of the year. (Also, Christmas Jeopardy... because, tradition.)

It's been a rough few weeks around the NTS offices, so the guys took some well-deserved time off. But they're back in force, to discuss Rolling Stone's take on music, our take on religion, and generic bagged cereal. It's like they never left! The episode name? Well, see if you can figure it out...

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This week, the guys had so much fun with their friends at the Nerd Entertainment Hub that one segment turned into an entire episode. Hell, they barely had a chance to introduce the show. But, between another brutal Craig roast, and a ton of laughs about holiday traditions, you're not likely to care. 

In what has become an annual tradition, the guys gathered on the day after Thanksgiving, and were still full from the night before. (Well, not Brad... hence the show title.)  But once they shook off the tryptophan poppers, they hit full stride on one of their best, funniest episodes of the year. 

The guys celebrate their FIFTH Thanksgiving together by diving into a cornucopia of topics. Giving thanks. Edward James Olmos. Boston vs. New York. C. Thomas Howell. Moral dilemmas. And way too much time spent discussing coat hangers. Somehow, they made it all funny, so loosen your belts and join our holiday table.  

Of all the episodes this show has done, none reflect the show's intended vibe more than this. It was always about hanging out and talking--mics or no mics. This week, the guys honor the past by putting down the outline and letting the conversation flow. Matt's issues with Italians. Dave's organizational OCD. Craig's needless nerdiness. It's all on the table, in no particular order. So, crack a beer and hang out with the guys... no agenda needed. 

It's taken two years, but the guys from the True Story Bro Podcast FINALLY found their way to the garage. The result? Nine guys, nine mics, and no agenda. The conversation bounces between topics like RI Comic-Con, second-tier celebrities, nickname origins, Tara Reid's side hustle, and Craig being old. 

It's loud. It's chaotic. It's really funny. And it's long overdue. These guys are brothers, and you'll be able to tell the instant you hit play.  ---

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This week, the guys (and gal) run through an extensive week in review, discussing Dave's interruption of a stakeout, Craig's work environment, Brad's edible adventures, and another round of Matt's unbridled rage. Then they go to the skull and offer 100% more "Designing Women" references than previous episodes. 

It's another NTS Halloween! And, in keeping with tradition, the guys came up with a few horror movie scripts of their own. From Squid Game to Freaky Friday, these new stories definitely take you deeper into the depravity of the Needless to Say playground creeps... (Big thanks to Sometimes Manny for volunteering for this without even knowing it. ) 

We can hear it now: "Another week, another penis reference episode title from NTS." Well... stop acting surprised. This week, the guys start really feeling the fall spirit, with discussions of bad seasonal traditions, their own personal horror films, and for some reason, Scarlett Johansson's crevices.  (Yes, that's where the episode title came from...)

If you don't like "The Sopranos" then you might want to skip this episode. But if you're a normal, smart, tasteful human being then sit back and enjoy NTS time travel to the early 2000s. From Matt's first runthrough of the original series, to "The Many Saints of Newark" the guys leave no stone unturned about TV crime.  (And if you want to travel further, Craig also details his weekend vacationing in the 14th century...)

Ever wish NTS would be like the old days, when all of us were wrecked throughout the show? Well, you're in luck. This week, the guys were so happy to be back together that they drank like freshmen before the mics were even set up.  Which made for a buzzed-out discussion of rental cars, airlines, Disney, Philadelphia, and other outlets for crime.

The episode name was Dave's idea. Listen to hear why.

This is a handy dandy episode -- hand over fist, one of their best. In just a few hours, the gents cover hand size, manual stimulation, more hand stuff, and then some stuff about hands and jobs. Oh sure, they also mention bison, Pamplona, teacher beatings, and tire swings. But yeah, it's mostly hand stuff. And somehow, that's more than enough...

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It's been a crazy few weeks at NTS. Half of the show headed to Florida. The other half stayed back and nearly deleted an entire episode. But Craig and Brad managed to salvage some audio from an amazing evening hanging with our wives, and Mike and Cara Kaz from the Psycle camp.  A few skull topics. A few sound problems. More than a few drinks. It's a little left-of-center for NTS, but until Dave and Matt get their asses back to the garage, it's a damn good distraction.  

Three-fourths of NTS is back from Maine. Which would be great, if 50% of NTS wasn't leaving for Florida shortly after. But this week, the guys make the best of it, offering up another year's worth of backwoods storytelling, a few strong predictions about this upcoming Disney trip, and some messed up headlines about America's junk, just for good measure. 

This week, the guys are packing their bags for brighter surroundings. Whether it's in the beauty of Maine, or the filth of Orlando, (most of) this show is spending the last days of summer on the road. So, they talk about just that. From air travel to skin lesions to sawed-off fingers, it all gets covered...