Patti and Jonathan Discuss "Uprising" and "Cajun Spice!" Patti learns poker terminology as Jonathan mispronounces yet another word. Does Patti understand the term "mutually exclusive?" Can you have more than 52 of something? Find out on this episode of Mutant Musings Evolution!

"Uprising"

"Cajun Spice"

Patti and Jonathan take a brief break from cartoons to discuss the forgotten mutant, Phantazia! They discuss nearly every single appearance she’s ever made in a comic book, and much, much more! What did Fabian Nicieza, Phantazia’s co-creator, have to say about the character? What did Chris Claremont write in one of Jonathan’s comics?! Find out on this episode of Mutant Musings Evolution!

Phantazia

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Patti and Jonathan discuss what works well with “Walk on the Wild Side” and “Operation Rebirth,” but also the problematic writing decisions in both episodes. Patti discovers the true meaning of carjacking as Jonathan tells everyone about boys. Does Magneto love juice? Is Boom-Boom off the chain?! Find out on this episode of Mutant Musings Evolution!

"Walk on the Wild Side"

"Operation Rebirth"

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This month, Patti discusses what she thinks is Iceman’s favorite alcoholic beverage, and Jonathan gets very excited about two extremely D-list characters. Psylocke is acting more and more like a jealous ex-girlfriend as Exodus makes quite an entrance. What the hell would a goblin-monarchy entail, and why the hell was it even brought up? Tune in to find out!

• All New Wolverine #12 
• Civil War II: X-Men #4
• Uncanny X-Men #12
• Uncanny X-Men #13
• Extraordinary X-Men Annual #1
• Mr. Sinister confirmed as villain in upcoming Wolverine sequel
• Bryan Cranston acknowledged Mr. Sinister's existence

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• 1 million to save Wolverine and the X-Men

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Jonathan finds a favorite new battle-cry and Patti tells us how she really feels about Emma Frost. Is The Fonz really an Inhuman? Who would look better in a sexy French-maid outfit, Fantomex or Gambit? Find out on this month’s Mutant Musings Podcast!

• All-New Wolverine #11
• Civil War: X-Men #3
• Deadpool V Gambit #4
• All-New X-Men #12
• Hellfire TV show got cancelled
• Legion TV show got a trailer
• Unnamed TV show got a plot synopsis

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Patti and Jonathan celebrate the 100th episode of Mutant Musings (with legacy numbering) by answering some listener questions and each listing their top 100 mutants! Are there unpopular opinions? You bet there are! Find out just how unpopular on this special episode of Mutant Musings!

Listener questions

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On its inaugural episode, Jonathan and Patti discuss the ups and downs of Apocalypse Wars, potential uses of mouth-hands, and how much they miss Cyclops. Are the Inhumans trying to bully the X-Men just because they’re jealous of mutant-fashion? Check out this month’s Mutant Musings for a very X-(Men)-Rated discussion!

• Civil War: X-Men #2
• Uncanny X-Men #10
• All-New Wolverine #10
• Cyclops is Kid-Hitler
• Inhumans vs. X-Men

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Patti and Jonathan discuss the high-school drama of “Shadow Dance” and tips for a happy life in “Retreat.” Patti clearly hates Taryn as Jonathan tries to start “Drag Race Ru-sings.” What shouldn’t you call Jonathan? What shouldn’t you call Patii?! Find out on this episode of Mutant Musings Evolution!

"Shadow Dance"

"Retreat"

Patti and Jonathan discuss the problematic “African Storm,” Lance’s chance at a Ru-demption in “Joyride,” and the reason that Patti loves Jean Grey in “Mindbender.” Jonathan discovers something about Mesmero’s abilities as Patti discovers cinéma-vérité. How does Patti feel about Rihanna? Why is Jonathan terrified of clowns? Find out on this episode of Mutant Musings Evolution!

"African Storm"

"Joyride"

"Mindbender"

Patti and Jonathan discuss “Adrift” and “On Angel’s Wings!” Patti is clearly into rocket power but Jonathan would rather trust Google. Who sounds like a politician? Who shoulda put a ring on it?! Find out on this episode of Mutant Musings Evolution!

"Adrift"

"On Angel's Wings"

X-Men writer Gerry Duggan joins Patti and Jonathan for some X-Men chat when they're not all busy getting completely off topic talking about New Jersey and catching up on their lives. Which mutant has Gerry's favorite gala look and which artist drew it? What was the original concept of Marauders called? Find out on a special episode of Mutant Musings!

Gerry Duggan's Marvel Bibliography

Patti and Jonathan discuss Boom-Boom’s fantastic portrayal in “Bada-Bing Bada-Boom,” the fun and games of “Fun and Games,” and some wasted potential in “The Beast of Bayville.” Jonathan has an idea for the title of a Link’s Awakening sequel but Patti reigns debate-team captain. But was Patti ever a teenager? And just what the heck is a bindle stiff? Find out on this episode of Mutant Musings Evolution!

"Bada-Bing Bada-Boom"

"Fun and Games"

"The Beast of Bayville"

X-Men editor Jordan D. White joins Patti and Jonathan for some X-Men talk in between rants and laughs! Is Jordan taking the X-Men to school? Did he create The Real World? How do you win an awesome poster by artist Ty Romsa?! Find out on a special episode of Mutant Musings!

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Sailor Business

Ty Romsa art

Patti and Jonathan begin season 2 with “Growing Pains” and “Power Surge!” Jonathan has some serious opinions about the mutant metaphor and Patti has some serious, and surprising, opinions about Jean Grey. Who does Jonathan want as his plus-one to Patti’s party? Has Patti discovered the identity of Rogue’s new friend?! Find out on this episode of Mutant Musings Evolution!

"Growing Pains"

"Power Surge"

Patti and Jonathan discuss “Grim Reminder,” the two-part season finale, “The Cauldron,” and conclude with their overall thoughts of season 1. Xavier’s actions are called into question to no one’s surprise, but what do Patti and Jonathan have to say about Magneto? Does a foot mean nothing in Canada? Find out on this episode of Mutant Musings Evolution!

"Grim Reminder"

"The Cauldron part 1"

"The Cauldron part 2"

Patti and Jonathan discuss “Target X” and “Sins of the Son!” Patti teaches us about killer boats as Jonathan figures out how metal heads style their hair. What is Irish coffee, really? Did Jonathan actually Spider Dance? Find out on this episode of Mutant Musings Evolution!

"Target X"

"Sins of the Son"

"Spider Dance (Holder Remix)" - from Undertale

Patti and Jonathan discuss “Survival of the Fittest” and “Shadowed Past,” which oddly has nothing to do with Shadowcat. Jonathan gets excited over bendy notes and Patti mispronounces something during the commercial which leads to an unedited laugh-fest. What does Patti call Cyclops that has Jonathan so surprised? What do half-brother and step-brother have in common? Find out on this episode of Mutant Musings Evolution!

"Survival of the Fittest"

"Shadowed Past"

Patti and Jonathan discuss “Middleverse,” “Turn of the Rogue,” and “SpykeCam!” There’s field trips with principals trying to murder students and even other students trying to murder students! What would Cyclops do to your donut? Does Patti love George Lucas? Find out on this episode of Mutant Musings Evolution!

"Middleverse"

"Turn of the Rogue"

"SpykeCam"

Patti and Jonathan discuss “Mutant Crush” and “Speed and Spyke!” Patti explains television as Jonathan explains puberty. What isn’t a thought? Who sees you when you’re sleeping?! Find out on this episode of Mutant Musings!

"Mutant Crush"

"Speed and Spyke"

Patti and Jonathan discuss “Strategy X,” “The X-Impulse,” and “Rogue Recruit!” Patti teaches us some potentially true Dr. Who trivia as Jonathan points out Xavier’s tentacle fetish. Does Mystique shatter glass ceilings? Is Patti a valley girl? Find out on this episode of Mutant Musings Evolution!

"Strategy X"

"The X-Impulse"

"Rogue Recruit"

Patti and Jonathan have a quick, exciting announcement about what’s happening with the show in 2021!

Patti and Jonathan discuss the miniseries, Pixie Strikes Back, the one-shot, X-Men vs. Dracula, and do so with lots of toilet humor. Jonathan tells a six-minute duck story and Patti tells a six-second duck story. There is a lot of fun on this episode, but Jonathan finds a deeper, personal connection to Pixie’s plight at the end of her miniseries. Who is Patti inviting to the wedding? Who is Jonathan inviting to the wedding? Find out on this episode of Mutant Musings!

X-Men: Pixie Strikes Back

X-Men vs. Dracula #1

Patti and Jonathan discuss 90 Day Fiancé, garlic, and X-Men: Apocalypse vs. Dracula. Patti does good impressions as Jonathan does bad accents, to no one’s surprise. What’s a knock-off strawberry? Does Patti’s dog stop by to say hello? Find out on this episode of Mutant Musings!

X-Men: Apocalypse vs. Dracula

Patti and Jonathan discuss Doki Doki Literature Club, Chutes and Ladders, and episodes of Wolverine and the X-Men that YOU helped pick! Patti brings up a song that all the youth are talking about as Jonathan brings up wet-ass Pyro. What does Jonathan mispronounce this time? What is Scott’s beard called? Find out on the summer series finale of Mutant Musings!

Wolverine and the X-Men

X-Men Re-Animated on Instagram

Patti and Jonathan discuss koalas, Scrubs, and X-Men: Deadly Genesis. Patti is certain that Angel is related to parrots and Jonathan is certain Ed Brubaker stole something from “Pryde of the X-Men.” Is it easy to confuse Beast with Psylocke? Who’s trying to get that Wonder Bread? Find out on this episode of Mutant Musings!

X-Men: Deadly Genesis

X-Men #10

Patti and Jonathan discuss the need for swords, the need for Crocs, and the importance of Parks and Recreation. Patti explains European Culture as Jonathan explains sucking thumbs. What is a nightmare bubble? Who eats the dead bodies on Krakoa? Find out on this episode of Mutant Musings!

New Mutants #11

X-Factor #1

Marauders #11

Patti and Jonathan begin the final season of X-Men Evolution with “Impact” and “No Good Deed!” Patti wants to discuss Apocalypse’s vessel but Jonathan gets serious when he shares a personal story and relates to both Rogue and Nightcrawler. Has anyone ever cosplayed Harley Quinn? Does Alice Cooper watch 90 Day Fiancé? Find out on this episode of Mutant Musings Evolution!

"Impact"

"No Good Deed"

Patti and Jonathan discuss episodes of X-Men: Evolution that YOU helped pick! There’s a laundry rant, an astrology rant, and rants about cliffhangers that may never be resolved! What are cuddle bumps? Will you get caught up in the crossfire? Find out on this summer series episode of Mutant Musings!

X-Men: Evolution

Patti and Jonathan discuss episodes of X-Men: The Animated Series that YOU helped pick! There’s time travel with laser-nadoes, jeans in the family, and accents. What is the constitution of an infant? How DO we do it in Jersey? Find out on this summer series episode of Mutant Musings!

X-Men: The Animated Series

Patti and Jonathan discuss birthdays, a new contest to win free stuff, and a couple of X-Men comics. Then to kick off the summer series, their friend Liam stops by to discuss “The X-Men Adventure” episode of Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends! Can Patti eat fries? Can you use “cravat” in a sentence? Find out on this episode of Mutant Musings!

Marauders #10

New Mutants #10

Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends: The X-Men Adventure

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Patti and Jonathan discuss clone baby, absorbing baby, and my butterfly, sugar, baby. There’s optic-shaming, X-porting, a Q & A, and the best Emma Frost moment. What the heck is Jonathan meowing? Is there a post-credits scene featuring Patti? Find out on the final (but not really) episode of Mutant Musings!

X-Factor Special: Layla Miller

X-Factor Vol 3: #41 through #50

New X-Men Vol 2: #33 through #36

New Mutants #21

On another giant-size episode, Jonathan and Patti discuss new comics, answer listener questions, talk about Patti’s favorite X-series, and Patti’s dog even stops by to say hello. Why doesn’t Jonathan like Weird Al? Is Patti an “ass-man?” Find out on this episode of Mutant Musings!

X-Force #9

Giant-Size X-Men: Nightcrawler #1

X-Men #9

Hellions #1

Mutant Memories: Peter David X-Factor Vol 1

X-Factor #77

X-Factor #78

X-Factor #87

On a special, giant-size episode, Patti and Jonathan discuss new comics, a new contest to win free stuff from artist Steven Gerdts, and where Dazzler has been in recent years with a Dazzler super fan! Did Jonathan sparkle in high school? How well does Patti know baseball? Find out on this episode of Mutant Musings!

Marauders #9

Excalibur #8

Cable #1

New Mutants #9

Steven Gerdts Shop

Dazzler

Jonathan and Patti discuss the Wolver-dream, Logan the cat, and X-Men comics. Patti does an incredible sports commentator impression as Jonathan tells everyone about a little known moon of Jupiter. Do the X-Men have Russian plants? How do you really keep the doctor away? Find out on this episode of Mutant Musings!

Wolverine #1

X-Men #7

Giant-Size X-Men: Jean Grey and Emma Frost #1

Marauders #8

Mutant Memories:

Astonishing X-Men vol. 3

What if? Astonishing X-Men

Patti opens this episode with a heartwarming puppy tale, Jonathan makes it awkward with fruit trauma, but by the end, it’s nothing but laughter as Patti learns about the Fantastic Four. There’s talk of cop shows, sex on the beach, and men’s inability to communicate. What the heck is butt cotton? How can YOU enter a contest to WIN FREE STUFF?! Find out on this episode of Mutant Musings!

Marauders #7

X-Men/Fantastic Four #1

X-Men #6

X-Force #7

Mutant Memories: Fantastic Four vs. X-Men

Steven Gerdts shop

Patti and Jonathan discuss the deeper implications of the latest New Mutants, the twists in the latest X-Force, and learning new words – real bad words. Jonathan tries a new energy drink as Patti admits she tried the Zune. What do Dazzler and Emma Frost have in common? What do you get at the job store? Find out on this episode of Mutant Musings!

X-Force #6

New Mutants #6

X-Men #5

Steven Gerdts shop

Dazzler 40th Anniversary

Jonathan and Patti discuss sports, Rick and Morty, and so much Emma Frost that it barely fit into this episode. Patti lays out her plan to teach a spin class as Jonathan yells about the scandal of it all. Is Roger the alien anything like Frank the bunny? Does Apocalypse have a permanent Disney FastPass? Find out on this episode of Mutant Musings!

Excalibur #6

Marauders #6

Steven Gerdts shop

Mutant Memories: Emma Frost

When they’re not getting sidetracked, Patti and Jonathan discuss the two-part season 3 finale, “Dark Horizon!” Patti has clearly figured out how to write essays but Jonathan has apparently figured how to make Mojo Jojo. What is like Schrodinger’s cat? Will you learn new words? Find out on this episode of Mutant Musings Evolution!

"Dark Horizon part 1"

"Dark Horizon part 2"

Patti and Jonathan are back with tales from MAGFest, Gamestop, and even some discussions of X-Men comics. Patti needs to apologize to Britain as Jonathan needs to stop being so damn stubborn. How does Patti react when she finds out there’s a sequel to Donnie Darko? How can YOU enter a contest to WIN FREE STUFF?! Find out on this episode of Mutant Musings!

Marauders #5

X-Men #4

New Mutants #5

Excalibur #5

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New Mutants trailer

Mutant Memories: Nextwave

Jonathan and Patti discuss science, jokes, and this past decade in X-Men comics. Patti mispronounces words as Jonathan realizes the show has accidental new sponsors. What is the single reason that people wear clothes? What is Patti’s new nickname? Find out on part two of this episode of Mutant Musings!

Excalibur #3

X-Men #3

Marauders #3

New Mutants #3

Recap of the decade in X-Men comics

Matthew Rosenberg is on this recording! We talk about police, Iceland, and lots of comics! What was Matthew’s original plan for Havok? What does he think about painting houses? Find out on part one of this episode of Mutant Musings!

Matthew Rosenberg bibliography

Patti and Jonathan discuss big number 2s, story suppositories, and Psylocke butt shots. Jonathan clearly doesn’t know how art works as Patti clearly doesn’t know how skin works. How are we going to get Pyro’s face tattoo off? Why is there a Juggalo crying at comedy? Find out on this episode of Mutant Musings…where Jonathan rants a whole lot!

Marauders #2

New Mutants #2

X-Force #2

Fallen Angels #2

Mutant Memories:

X-Men: God Loves, Man Kills - Special Edition