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Stutters & Saliva19 Aug 202400:28:27

This week the Shirleys talk the Edinburgh Fringe, house parties and Guncles!



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Country life, Nudist Beaches and Power-Bottoms12 Aug 202400:20:50

This week the Shirleys talk the Olympics, living the quiet life in Devon and stickers that help your children sleep!



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Monkey Parks and Musicals12 Jun 202400:29:19

This week the Shirleys talk about fax machines, wedding etiquette and Dua Lipa.


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The Wife's off to Devon15 Aug 202200:20:06

This week the Shirleys talk about Olivia Newton John, the Edinburgh Fringe Festival and an impending tampon shortage.


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Prince of Pegging08 Aug 202200:21:52

This week the Shirleys talk about the Lionesses, flat cakes and sea turtles.


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Does Nicole Kidman have twins?02 Aug 202200:18:12

This week the Shirleys are back from Spain and they talk about Separation Anxiety, Man Skirts and missing vegetables while away.


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Eviva España25 Jul 202200:18:21

The Shirleys are at a wedding together in Spain. This week they talk about JLo, gyrating and the heat wave.


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Posh Center Parcs18 Jul 202200:22:26

This week the Shirleys talk about Posh Spice, shitty gifts and the Horniman museum.


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The Motherland11 Jul 202200:19:54

From the Desert to Battersea. This week the Shirleys talk about sugared almonds, BoJo's exit and travelling with excess baggage.


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Back In The Saddle04 Jul 202200:19:25

This week the Shirleys talk about Pride, Aldi and Elvis. Plus, breaking news, the Shorter Shirley hits the desert with two kids in tow!


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Running Up That Hill27 Jun 202200:23:20
Kate Bush, no more wees in the sea and pawn shops.

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Sausage Fingers20 Jun 202200:20:57
We're OBSESSED with celebrity's faces and fingers this week.

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Minimal Seepage13 Jun 202200:24:46

The Longer Shirley dials in from the Italian countryside this week.



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Mormon Momfluencers and Half Term Hiatus27 May 202400:21:03

This week the Shirleys talk about rampaging children, the Chelsea Flower Show and Oliver Twist.


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(Apologies for the late upload of eps 119 and 120 - please blame our editor the birthday girl!)

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Happy Anniversary Shirley06 Jun 202200:18:37

The Platty Jubes, a song about Prince Andrew and fifteen years of Shirley & Shirley.


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Croqottes30 May 202200:20:21

Hand transplants, drug dealing headmistresses, and why you should never have kids.


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W.A.P.23 May 202200:21:00

Drying up on stage, rapping in Arabic and an ominous rash.



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Cheese & Onion16 May 202200:20:14

Knackered lingerie, homophobia and sex parties.


*CORRECTION* In this episode The Short Shirley says that only people who identify as women can attend One Night sex parties. Not true, people who identify as non binary can also attend. Sozzles.


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Stinky Ship09 May 202200:20:52

Golden boobies, performing in a hotel in front of ten people and appearing in an actual film.


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All Men Are Ducks02 May 202200:26:14

The fifteen pound prawn, in bed with Madonna and sex with a duck.


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Boulder Holder25 Apr 202200:23:54

Designer bras, DNA results, evil sleep fairies.


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Chelsea Smile15 Apr 202200:19:27

Rihanna's maternity wardrobe, toddler gnocchi and flashing at the Easter Bonnet Parade.



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The Meat Fiddler11 Apr 202200:28:01

On the menu this week: Rats at Mc D’s, MRI’s and an Easter fanny wax. 



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Knickers To One Side04 Apr 202200:22:32

The Shirleys have got their whinge on this week and admit they only have themselves to blame for the mess they find themselves in. 



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Private Parts and Potty Training27 May 202400:25:21

This week the Shirleys talk about Johnny Depp, Greek Rosé and armpits.


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(Apologies for the late upload of eps 119 and 120 - please blame our editor!)

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Dry Humping28 Mar 202200:25:00

The Shirleys discuss tax evasion, Camille Cottin and Sexy Starter Kits. 


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Sex Snacking21 Mar 202200:19:25

Terry Waite, eye tests and the Red Light District are your starters for ten. Also, turns out one Shirley likes a sex snack and the other doesn’t. Hmmm… What’s a sex snack? 


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Wet Patches14 Mar 202200:27:57

The Longer Shirley returns from Zurich with top tips of how not to travel with kids whilst the Shorter is glued to a pump because her youngest refuses formula. Will she ever be able to go out again? Will the Longer ever stop going out?


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The Tiger Who Came07 Mar 202200:24:59

The Longer points out to the Shorter that missing ‘to tea’ gives Judith Kerr’s iconic book a very different meaning. Find out who’s off to Zurich, why two ears are better than one and which popular children’s educator is on YouTube taking an actual crap. 


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Breakdown Gown01 Mar 202200:26:27

The Shirleys come together to record in the dead of night. They celebrate their first hot date together sans kids and dive into swimming pools warmer than soup, rats the size of cats and a hot new mascara that’s better than sex. 


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Perpetual Period21 Feb 202200:23:28

The Longer Shirley has a perpetual cold which the Short one insists is better than a perpetual period. Discover why you should never slag anyone off on a podcast and which Shirley ended up in A&E. 



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I've Got a Fat Fanny14 Feb 202200:26:02
The Shirleys discuss their new postpartum figures and how to get their Willing Partners back in the sack. Or how to keep them out. Meanwhile, The Shorter gigs alone and spends half the night on the toilet and the Longer wakes with a numb face just as she’s about to film a commercial. 

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‘My Neck, My Back, My Pu**y and My Crack’10 Feb 202200:30:53

This week both Shirleys book themselves in for massages as the literal weight of two children take its toll. Amidst the sleepless nights and subpar parenting, the Longer discovers flushable butt wipes whilst the Shorter self-flagellates having given Covid to her Arabian family. 



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Email: Motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com


Instagram: @thetwoshirleys


Twitter: @shirlandshirl

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Covid Bogeys07 Feb 202200:24:03

The Shorter Shirley is climbing the walls as the dreaded lurgy lingers in her household for its third week. The Longer confirms her MILF status by bagging a commercial playing an older French mum. Both women complain that their sons have developed the unforgivable habit of picking their noses and feasting on the findings. 


You can contact the Shirleys at:


Email: Motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com


Instagram: @thetwoshirleys


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I Really Want A Big Winker25 Jan 202200:23:48

One child catches a glimpse of his manny’s member whilst the other weeps over his scary bedsheets. 


Discover which Shirley gifted the other haemorrhoid drops for Christmas, why beauty doesn’t always get you the gig and how Meatloaf helped get over a break up.


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Get tickets for the Shirley's show on 30th Jan here. https://www.tickettext.co.uk/R73b1DZWkn


You can contact the Shirleys at:


Email: Motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com


Instagram: @thetwoshirleys


Twitter: @shirlandshirl

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Next Stop, Mooncup15 May 202400:25:16

This week the Shirleys talk about natural deodorants, Football and bum exercises.


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Work Less, Earn More17 Jan 202200:26:34
Shirley & Shirley kick off series two with high hopes for 2022. The longer is celebrating being out of isolation, whilst the Shorter ponders investing in sex toys. More irreverent chat about breastfeeding, tricky toddlers, and exactly why a load of champagne has just just arrived at the door. 

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Motherfunk Christmas Special -‘We’ve Gone Forth and Multiplied’ 14 Dec 202100:27:12
The Shirlies come together after more than three months apart for this one-off Yuletide special. The Shorter has had her babe - not without complications, and the Longer has returned to work leaving her youngest home alone. Tune in for candid conversations about babies, birthing and blow jobs. 

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Earth, Wind and Fire16 Aug 202100:26:18

The taller Shirley is seven days in to baby number two and breastfeeding is not easy. The shorter Shirley and her willing partner are bereft at the departure of the hot handyman. There's a big announcement, Edinburgh chat and more.


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Email: Motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com


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Big News09 Aug 202100:23:02

There's big news this week. That's all I'm saying...


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Waiting For The Bloody Show02 Aug 202100:24:56

It's a matter of days until the taller Shirley gives birth to her second child. On top of that there are belated presents being opened, talk of wine/champagne fridges and, of course, Bennifer.


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Not Heavy Leakage, Just A Bit of Seepage 26 Jul 202100:23:36

The taller Shirley is signing off work in preparation for baby no. 2, the shorter's breasts are already leaking months before hers is due. There are tips, tricks and the usual hilarity.


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Cheek to Cheek, Jowl to Jowl19 Jul 202100:17:48

The Shirleys are in the same room today, one with a bad blow dry and the other nearly had her leg off. Their boys met up for a playdate too this week, and there was some very bad behaviour..


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The Second Time Around Q&A12 Jul 202100:19:33

It's a Q&A with the Shirleys this week - giving birth the second time around and what would they / will they do differently...


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Email: Motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com


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I Want Club Tropicana05 Jul 202100:21:40

The sport is on constantly in the taller Shirley's house this week, while the shorter Shirley has been tripping around Soho. Matt Hancock, June Gloom and Breast Dressed all appear too.


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You can contact the Shirleys at:


Email: Motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com


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Twitter: @shirlandshirl

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Which Mummy Do You Think Is The Prettiest?28 Jun 202100:27:32

An unfair question to the shorter Shirley's son? Junemass is a thing apparently, and culturally appropriated dolls. It's all in this week's episode.


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You can contact the Shirleys at:


Email: Motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com


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Twitter: @shirlandshirl

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Chicken Pot Noodles and Menstruation07 May 202400:30:50

This week the Shirleys talk about teachers, 'Feud' and hidden iPhone apps.


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Meeting Natalie the Doula21 Jun 202100:50:06

Doula extraordinaire and general all round lovely person Natalie Meddings joins the girls this week to talk all things giving birth.


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You can contact the Shirleys at:


Email: Motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com


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Twitter: @shirlandshirl

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I Think It's Very Good News Shirley14 Jun 202100:27:23

Staycations have been had, anniversaries celebrated (or not) and there's some big news from one of the Shirleys this week.


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You can contact the Shirleys at:


Email: Motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com


Instagram: @thetwoshirleys


Twitter: @shirlandshirl

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All the Gear, No Idea07 Jun 202100:27:02

The Shirleys celebrate fourteen years as a comedy duo this week, and the shorter Shirley has a romance anniversary too, although those celebrations weren't all they could have beenl A weekend away, Sinéad O'Connor, Mare of Eastown and bobbing for cocks also feature.


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You can contact the Shirleys at:


Email: Motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com


Instagram: @thetwoshirleys


Twitter: @shirlandshirl


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