Frankie is back to talk about my Gord obsession. We then move on to talking about NSFWWorldbuilding and have what is unironically one of the most insightful conversations on the podcast so far.

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CW: rape, murder, mermaids, generational trauma.

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Because it's pride month, I think a facelift and gender affirming surgery are basically the same thing. For bonus episodes every damn week, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial

Imma be honest, this teaser is mostly about ivory trading and how evil I would be if we got the patreon up to $1k a month. To support that goal, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial

Dave Blunts is my comfort character, I can sink into him like a beanbag chair and Gus thinks thats wrong. For weekly bonus episodes, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial

This one's actually mostly talking about Starbucks and getting fired from the grocery store. For the full episode, get yo ass over to patreon.com/mostcontroversial

Now that I'm off kratom, I can think clearly and put all my money into Dogecoin. For weekly bonus episodes, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial

Getting into my disgusting hot tub located inside my bathroom, I have to wear a gas mask because of all the chlorine. 

Uncomfortable racial dynamics are keeping me from seeing an OBGYN, but not from attending an HBCU as a white guy. For bonus episodes, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial

Getting in touch with our primal side on this one, chasing your girlfriend through the woods and being a primal brat who gets punched on a wrestling mat. For weekly bonus episodes, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial

Free porn? Nah just playing. For the full episode, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial

I went on the ProQuest archive to find old articles about animals and the accidents related to them.

Ben Franklin, is he incredibly BS? Was Calvin Coolidge the first Reddit president? Should Zohran Mamdani start getting really drunk for interviews? All these questions are answered yes in this episode.

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Ken Burns has been humiliated by children, destroying his soul. For the full episode, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial.

Griffin saved this one at the end by torturing Gus. For weekly bonus episodes, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial

I went on the ProQuest Archive to read some old news stories. Most of them are about animal involved zoo accidents. For the full episode, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial

Going to the zoo, having fun at the zoo. For bonus episodes, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial

This episode was about r/CreativeWriting, but the most fun we had was reading news stories about zoo accidents. For the full episode, go to https://www.patreon.com/posts/r-126009421?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link

Featuring the tutorial of bad age gap relationships and an old Russian guy. For bonus episodes, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial.

The Romance of the Butt Fingerer, a novel by me. For weekly bonus episodes, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial

Why won't people subscribe to my onlyfans where I fuck Christmas presents. For the full episode, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial

And Twins? Griffin and I weren't even aware of where that reference came from, but we both heard it somewhere. For weekly bonus episodes, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial

Clay joined us to discuss the effects of working 90 hours a week at Ground Zero on a marriage. For the full episode, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial

why does my cow keep getting set on fire by my dad? For the full episode, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial

Mastering the blade, experiencing the blade. For bonus episodes, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial

Gus said he didn't like this one but I did, we got to some Dr. Seuss opinions and then we had gay sex. For bonus episodes and gay sex, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial

Why isn't there an r/childsizedcoffins? Let's come together to make one! For the full episode, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial

This is one of the more NSFW episodes we've done, so warning if you don't want to hear about a really gross bathtub. For bonus episodes, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial

Playing games and having sexual style fun. For bonus episodes, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial

The full title of this episode is "r/Chinese, r/Sniffies, Manhattan Puppies & Kittens, Astrologers, Hypnotists, Axe Throwing Bars, McDonalds, NYU, Life Coach, Sam Adams Taproom, r/MentalHealth, r/CodeLyoko, r/FairlyOddParents, r/BetweenTheLions, r/Redwall, r/WonderPets, r/Legal, r/Backyardigans, r/Pokemon, r/Fakemon, r/BarneyTheDinosaur, r/Lebowski, r/PulpFiction, r/UltimateVeggieTales, r/OBrotherWhereArtThou, r/HailCaesar, r/QuentinTarantino, r/NoCountryForOldMen, r/ColonialWilliamsburg, r/Thanksgiving with Hesse (@zerosuitcamus)" and it can be found at patreon.com/mostcontroversial

Spencer is back because I needed some backup for tackling this website again. It's a really good episode mostly consisting of Nazi movie opinions. For weekly bonus episodes, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial.

I don't even care if John Williams did those things to kids, his soundtracks are good as hell! For the full episode, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial

We take a definitive stand in support of the mens rights pioneer who keeps bringing home pets and causing his wife to go insane.

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A decent amount of this episode is spent talking about houseofgord.com, which is a website dedicated to the preservation of images of people being used as chairs and hood ornaments. Everything else kinda dovetails from that. For weekly bonus episodes go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial

This episode is sort of an anthropological study of Baby Boomers that are too lazy to access their Netflix account. For weekly bonus episodes, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial

I have a South Eastern Conference Disorder, it's where I call a woman fat and then I call myself fat.

So I have been thinking about going straight edge but I have also come to the discovery that I may be polyamorous. Is this a problem?

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Advice on thawing pet cat?

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I will become a modern slave if this does not work PLEASE HELP.

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My white nonbinary sock called our dog the n word. For weekly bonus episodes, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial

Come along take a ride with my fantastic semen.

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I know I should have never let my bisexual husband have sexual freedom, now he's just watching porn on his phone for 5 hours a day.

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Ira Glass coming at you on the 1s and 2s.

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Much like Martin Luther King Jr, I have a dream. A dream to buy Africa and make it a better place for everyone.

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Well, I didn't want to say this, but I have cancer from fat women. That's right, they caused it, not my smoking or family history, it's fat women.

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Take a journey with us to both Ireland (in the form of a polluted river) and the Grand Canyon (which every river should eventually create).

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Well, I tasered my cat again. It's unfortunate, but ultimately in service of the greater good, it's so my wife will be safe. 

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Filling up my snake feeder with mice. Throwing rocks at my neighbor's stupid horse.

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I uploaded my dead wife to the air fryer. She says it's hot

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I am going to travel back in time to join the White Panthers. No, it's not racist, it's anti racist actually. Anyway, what if Princess Peach was really fat?

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