I left some slice of life stuff at the front because it makes me smile and this podcast is free.  If you like it please make a donation to Portland Animal Welfare Team to support houseless and housing insecure animals and their people at www.pawteam.org!

I stayed awake for this game for you, the people.  Somehow I lost the first 15 seconds of the podcast.

still working on anthems.

Quick turnaround, no nonsense.

Sorry we were rushed because I had an input dial turned down and I didnt sufficiently eulogize Bill Walton, but hey, lot and lots of people already did.  A life well lived.

Look, they're not all gems.

Your magic is real!!!!!!!  Soccer is dumb!!!

Portland is still beautiful!  Don't forget to vote! #RCTID 

Gray and Hound makes beautiful dog collars!  https://grayandhound.com. Here is Arrow in his collar https://www.instagram.com/p/C6w1If0ypLg/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

I messed with the loudness on the recording device and it backfired, so we are fuzzy.

Go get yourself a shelter dog, folks.  

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6QMfsHOqaS/

https://www.petfinder.com/dog/fozzy-70633690/wa/kennewick/benton-franklin-humane-society-wa07/

Someone has to know someone who wants to adopt the world's biggest, raddest doodle, Fozzie.  Look how cute his new pictures are! https://www.petfinder.com/dog/fozzy-70633690/wa/kennewick/benton-franklin-humane-society-wa07/

There are a TON of good dogs at the humane society right now https://www.oregonhumane.org and Fozzy is STILL AVAILABLE https://www.petfinder.com/dog/fozzy-70633690/wa/kennewick/benton-franklin-humane-society-wa07/

Fozzy is still up for adoption https://www.petfinder.com/dog/fozzy-70633690/wa/kennewick/benton-franklin-humane-society-wa07/ and Rickshaw Billie will be here Wednesday https://aftontickets.com/Rickshawbillie 

I will give 5 minutes of airtime to anyone who adopts Fozzy - the biggest goofiest dog you are ever going to meet in your life.  https://www.petfinder.com/dog/fozzy-70633690/wa/kennewick/benton-franklin-humane-society-wa07/

Listen to Rickshaw Billie's Burger Patrol and meet me at Mano Oculta on April 3. https://www.manooculta.com. Email us at morrisonicpod at gmail dot com

Soccer is dumb, enjoy!  Email morrisonicpod at gmail if you live near Kennewick and want to scope out a dog for Pat!

Dan from Timbros joins us to say stupid stuff about a crap movie called Oppenheimer!

Thanks for the wellwishes and sympathy regarding Arlo!  morrisonicpod at gmail!

Soccer ends around the 56 minute mark, then its all woohoo and dead friends.  Listen at your peril! morrisonicpod at gmail dot com

The audio on this one was weird and rough.  I actually tried to edit it, but I'm not sure if I made it it worse.

A somewhat rushed but well intentioned season preview.  Email us at morrisonicpod at gmail.  

This is just a tribute.
You gotta believe it.
And I wish you were there.
It's a matter of opinion.

Join Pat and Dan from Timbros in our annual Oscar podcast in March.  Between now and then go ahead and watch all these damn movies.  None of them are bad, for once.

I POSTED SOMETHING AN HOUR AGO WITH AN EXTREMELY IRRITATING LAG.  USE THIS INSTEAD.

Green is the color - https://greenisthecolor.substack.com

LockedOn Blazers - https://lockedonpodcasts.com/podcasts/locked-on-blazers/

Morrisonic Christmas playlist is up on Apple music.  The old one is on spotify but you'll need to add Billy Squier yourself

There's a LOT of swearing in this episode.

That's it.  That's all we got.

Watch Rooney on Amazon, then watch Beckham on Netflix then meet us back here in a week

Honestly, the failing New York Times can absolutely get bent.  Keep Portland's name out your goddamn mouth.  #rctid

Sorry fellow Sad Dads, nothing but cheery soccer talk today.

Create a narrative that gets yuo where you need to go people!

We did a solid 20+ minutes of dad talk and I lost it.  It was my favorite Morrisonic ever.  We're both going to be fine, but at different rates of recovery.

Here's the T shirt we mentioned! https://calyxdesign.com/calyxworks/soccer-watcher-kaiju-portland-timbers-nasl/ Also available in patch form!

Go see Kill Michael, they are rad.

You're just Chivas in disguise

Oh oh you're just Chivas in disguise

Oh oh you're just Chivas

You're just Chivas

You're just Chivas in disguise

It's only like 4 minutes of death talk . . . 

Please adopt Alfie. https://www.oregonhumane.org/adopt/details/286193/ Morrisonicpod at gmail

It was quick but light . . . morrisonicpod at gmail

Honk if you're still listening! morrisonicpod at gmail

If you are still listening to Timbers podcasts at this point you are a maniac . . . .

Let's get this over with.

Plus some Messi talk

Excuse the audio quality, we are in two different countries.   There are some adorable dogs from a fire in Eastern Oregon at the humane society right now, and I have it on good authority there's a mess of kittens showing up tomorrow. email morrisonicpod at gmail.com

I am busy, no notes this week.  morrisonicpod at gmail

Send someone a handwritten note telling them how much you appreciate them.  morrisonicpod at gmail dot com

SAY NICE THINGS ABOUT PORTLAND!!!  Probably not its soccer team about the moment, though.

https://www.portlandmercury.com/say-nice-things-about-portland/2023/05/17/46509660/say-nice-things-about-portland-a-manifesto

I'll get the audio fixed this week probably.  Go Blazers.