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Burnie and Ashley discuss the Big Game, watching for free, Super Bowl commercials, the grand total of It Ends With Us lawsuits, just how naked was Kanye West's wife, and Netflix sports bet in the UK.

Burnie and Ashley discuss the reaction to yesterday's announcement, a Patreon social experiment, Rooster Teeth's 3rd trip to 9MM subs, Jurassic Park Rebirth trailer, Fantastic Four's trailer, egg heists, moving the goods, and Neuromancer.

Burnie and Ashley discuss a current event.

Burnie and his guest Blaine Gibson discuss his new plushie, recording remotely, the mythical Texas football coach, being a slab of meat, the rebuilding year, the Lakers blockbuster trade, fair weather fandom, Kevin Durant, Austin FC, random food talk, and moving out of Austin.

Burnie and Becca discuss post-humous data access, getting locked out of your own devices, separating finances, Venmo-ing your spouse, [Becca's horrifying backyard issue], contractor etiquette, honey wagons, black mold vs dry rot, business ownership, old growth wood, lumber & whisky tariffs, and bees are back.

Burnie and his new guest Chris Demarais talk about his new projects, how he got his start, the classic educational path of punk rocker or director, the SNL film, their favorite collaborations, and the best part of a good production.

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Burnie and his guest Jason talk about chorizo, Tex Mex vs inferior foods, Two Pesos, rip off restaurants, defunded police in Austin, driving stick with the opposite hand, sexing ducks, learning about the Reagan plane crash in real time, and playing live shows.

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Scott and his guest Burnie discuss Deep Seek, the half a trillion Nvidia wipeout, using photo tools in new ways, keeping up with advancements, weighing the energy costs of tech tools, and some other things that are totally, completely not at all fringe theories.

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Burnie and Ashley discuss the symbiotic growth of paypal and eBay, virtual credit card numbers, passkeys, cloning phones, cloning sheep, quantum identities, backyard genetics, Sundance, declining relevancy, PAX, Wil Wheaton's Tabletop, other people's clothes, planking, and never setting one's self on fire.

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Burnie and Ashley talk about Storm Eowyn, NFL Conference Championships, roman numerals in modern culture, Super Bowl LIX, when reality seems like a bit, why Y2K made roman numerals lame, and what is the most relevant website of all time?

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Burnie and Ashley discuss Eowyn, semantic-based lore, Xbox, non-Fable news, Doom, Earthbound Hells, solving relativistic travel, TikTok still banned on iOS, and scars of the early internet. This episode is extended on Patreon.

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Burnie and Ashley discuss calculator price updates, West Texas, kolaches, bastardized sausage products, explaining to chickens, delivery services tier list, FarmTok, drama ping-pong, entertainment leaks, API subterfuge, and MyGamerCard nostalgia.

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Burnie and Ashley discuss sick days, off-brand calculators, the GenX daily schedule, the time before eggs, when smart kids hit the wall, Dungeon Crawler Carl, Matt Dinniman, Jeff Hays, the Razzies, and dedicating your life to being a know-it-all jackass.

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Burnie and Ashley discuss your National Championship Ohio State Buckeyes, playoffs vs the old polling system, MLK Day, executive orders, Gulf Of America, the Ten Commandment problem, and the guilt of escapism.

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Burnie and Ashley discuss the Great TikTok Comeback of 2025, Presidential Crypto, Bernie mittens, indoor inaugurations, and a bunch of other dumb stuff. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere

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Burnie and Ashley discuss David Lynch, being an artist in a commercial world, Nicolas Cage oscars, mistaken identities, Severance Season 2, Switch Two, complaints about the Switch One, docking with your friends, TikTok's imminent demise, and RedNote's rise.

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Burnie and Ashley discuss Blue Origin, the New Glenn rocket, the Daredevil trailer, Atomic Blonde, Oldboy, The Punisher, and Severance Season 2.

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Burnie and Ashley discuss the Great Donut Correction, Dunkin nomenclature, donut shop flavored coffee, cheez products, Disney sued for $10 billion, and whether or not Moana is worth half a trillion dollars.

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Burnie and Ashley talk about sex bots, lifetime dating budgets, Nintendo Switch 2, the loneliness epidemic, AARP, porn driving technology, and poisoning the social well.

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Burnie and Ashley discuss Axe body spray, independent rewilding, inaugural donations, presidential LAN parties, "the People" bidding on TikTok, Elon's Diablo rankings, comparing the LA fire to the Great Chicago Fire, LA Rams playing in Arizona, damages vs economic impact, and the best way to share.

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Burnie and Ashley discuss sleep bifurcation, CES Worst of Show, flying cars, unrepairable tech, TikTok's day in court, Alec Baldwin's counter-offensive, Wiggle thirst traps, and the unhinged wildfire conspiracies on X.

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Burnie and Ashley discuss the Los Angeles wildfires, iPhone's birthday, Windows phones, Ashley the drug dealer, the games our subreddit won't delete, understanding the Scots, and our upcoming Sharing Day.

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Burnie and Ashley discuss Madame Web's dashed Oscar hopes, actual cannibals, just doing it, weird Best Picture criteria, Armie Hammer, In The Lost Lands, various Paul Andersons, Resident Evil movies vs games, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Squid Game's K-pop connections, and APT by Rosé.

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Burnie and Ashley discuss Revenge of the Nerds, CES, Samsung's Ballie, robot motivations, sick strategies, is patriotism American, Royal Mail, Apple's post-Jobs hits, Apple Watch, charging woes, videogames we never delete, NVIDIAs $2000 video card, Trudeau resigns, and another monkey on the lam. This episode is extended on Patreon.

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Burnie and Ashley discuss the Golden Globes 2025, roast hosts, awards memory holes, Emilia Perez, what is a comedy, Ted Lasso's Oz connection, Wild At Heart, Medal of Freedom winner, Wild Robot, Flow, the Millennial Pause, TikTok's final appeal, dead internet acceleration, and Meta's phony influencer backtrack. This episode is extended on Patreon.

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Burnie and Ashley discuss biometric consent, peak gossip, chess drama, denim bad boys, Blitz title sharing, CFB update, Squid Game Season 3 release date, buckling down, Void Crew, and Ted Lasso.

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Burnie and Ashley discuss the Legend of Skattabo, sink holes, spy novels, Apple's free TV weekend, Nancy Drew, Mack Bolan, Jason Bourne, James Bond, and surviving quicksand. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere

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Burnie and Ashley discuss fireworks' PR problem, drone show calamities, motivation at New Years, plans for the coming 365 days, fake influencers, NFL robberies, and our Deshitify 2025 efforts.

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Burnie and Ashley discuss updated coffee math, thank the people who made the podcast a success this year, and say goodbye to 2024. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere

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Burnie and Ashley discuss the death of iconic humanitarian President James Carter and his enduring legacy on charity, kindness, and goodwill. Also, the Pop Tart Bowl. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere

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Burnie and Ashley discuss their first anniversary, Sony's Spiderverse woes, the press being mean, podcast mathematics, and the MCU's year off.

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Burnie and Ashley discuss current events, the real heroes, NBA ratings demise. bad boys, Lebron, Bronny, WNBA sales pitch, NFL on Netflix, TV equals football, why people like University sports, and lingerie bowls.

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Burnie and Ashley talk about their favorite Christmas traditions.

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Burnie and Ashley discuss rural Scotland holiday hours, work/life/holiday balance, broke math, forced Boomer nostalgia, Christmas movies, weird transitions for media, 80s NFL broadcasts vs NFL Films, pan and scan, motion smoothing, Q vs Q, Black Doves, Hawkeye, Lady Avengers, edible glitter, the gift card economy, and being "hard to buy for."

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Burnie derails Ashley's schedule as they discuss Movie of the Year, best day for Christmas, leap year as a designated hitter, buying kids for Christmas, Ashley's Christmas tip, hoarding iPhone boxes, our best Christmas gift of all time, Burnie rants about expiration dates again, Movie of the Year, Blake Lively woes, Accolade games, Mush's fireside video, NORAD vs NAADC, Sears destroys America, and our most Occular Occupational Accolades.

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Burnie and Ashley discuss Bailey's, Irish as an adjective, Bitcoin's crunch, government shutdowns, nominees for Movie of the Year, tennis movies, gritty Kirsten Dunst, Anna Paquin, Superman's new teaser, the fake trailer crisis, AI fever dreams, recording dreams, that guy who played beast, American treats, and Martha Stewart makes egg nog.

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Burnie and Ashley discuss Steam Replay, Burnie makes a vow, big hard drives, Nintendo Switch, achievement entitlement, platinum trophies, declining player bases, favorite graphs, biorhythms, Hot Stuff vs Cold Fish, keeping Mega64 alive, California's Bird Flu emergency, and the media's fascination with missing girls.

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Burnie and Ashley reveal the Morning Somewhere Person of the Year, Burnie getting picked up at the airport, Burnie's no friends strategy, Butch and Sunny get an extension, possible Animal of the Year, railroad urban legends, and a call for nominations for Movie of the Year.

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Burnie and his last guest for the year Becca Frasier talk about raising kids in a digital world, skin care, beauty trends, oil training your hair, rural laws, first vehicles, Eames chairs, and debating which wood is the best wood. EXTENDED VERSION AVAILABLE ON PATREON.

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Burnie and fellow British person Gavin Free discuss modern YouTube, making each other mad, Freddie Wong, car stunts, delicious thuds, Stork favoritism, milk delivery, and the terrible legacy of refrigeration. EXTENDED VERSION AVAILABLE ON PATREON.COM/MORNINGSOMEWHERE.

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Vote for Person of the Year at morningsomewhere.com Burnie and Jack Pattillo discuss old school Austin, the rareness of Austin natives, five generations of Austinites, terrible real estate decisions, Austin FC, UT's massive presence in Austin, haunted castles in Austin, early memories from Achievement Hunter, where we ate lunch, and what Jack is doing now. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere

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Burnie and special guest Barbara Dunkelman discuss being a good co-host by being an audience, laughing along, subtle shade, easy laughs, affirmational posting, astrology, toxic positivity, platitudes, incriminating eyebrows, All Good No Worries, RWBY speculation, and the continued rise of the Stinky Dragon franchise.

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Burnie and his guest Geoff Ramsey discuss Austin, the housing market, not calling friends on their birthday, choosing your sports allegiances, Branson Missouri, smoked turkeys, Yakov Smirnoff, being passive aggresive, and a dozen other things.

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Burnie and his best-ever mentee Kerry Shawcross discuss the latest updates on RWBY, Infinity Nikki, dress up games, mentorship, jiggle physics, Luigi gets busted, milkshake duck, nice eyebrows, and zeroing in on Person of the Year.

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Burnie and Ashley discuss the toppling of the Syrian government, missing journalist, Morning Somewhere's Story of the Year 2024, open nominations for Person of the Year, Timothée Chalamet's shocking College Gameday appearance, Ashley's Christmas movie bracket, and Burnie's completely unbiased picks for the NCAA Football playoffs.

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Burnie and Scott Fuller discuss old drinking games, Scott's giveaways, their old friend group, professional friends, Scientology, the internet's fixation on certain religions, Story Of The Year nominees, Alex Jones, chemicals in the water, milk cartoon kids, negativity, pushing for positives, and using your friend as a ballsitics test dummy.

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Burnie and Jason discuss the Morning Somewhere Store, the Visitors revival show, friends in bands, insurance rules, cryptuahcurrency, BTC 100k, doing drugs with medical professionals, falling asleep, age brackets, the United Healthcare CEO murder, the decline of empathy, wealth divide, and Jason's new gambling addiction.

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Burnie and Ashley discuss martial law vs marital law, South Korean flash coups, when fiat replaces Bitcoin, inflation proof nerd stuff, Ashley's Wicked review, green face warnings in the UK, Hamilton, and how not to fry a turkey.

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Burnie and Ashley discuss absurdist humor, the Story of the Year plan, AI developments, possible SOTY nominees, knowing your death date, Amazon under attack, and their choices for Word of the Year.

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Burnie and Ashley discuss Oxford's Word of the Year, Moana 2, Dawyne Johnson's sudden hate, Red One, is Sonic 3 a 2024 movie, Texas vs A&M, Michigan vs Ohio State, where fines go, and ghosts of Christmases Past.

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