Monster in My Podcast is going on mothballs for now, to make way for ORB: A Venture Bros. Podcast.

We talk about the Malleus Monstrorum more broadly, and look back at its highlights.

Our 647th animate flame.

What if there was a bad tree?

Nyarlathofest begins! It's the most magical four months of the year.

She designed that sign you know.

The important thing to understand is that this is not Odin.

To be fair, it's jarring to have twins when you're only expecting one kid. You might maroon them in the great red storm of Jupiter, too.

It's yet another Dreamlands dweeb you'd love to give a swirly.

The only cogent lesson we can take from this book is "stay away from lakes".

All that he asks is that you have the decency to stay the fuck down.

It's a dinosaur that sleeps on the moon. No joke here. It's a dinosaur that sleeps on the moon.

This guy doesn't just have guts, he IS guts.

The most ancient of the ancient ones, even if it's rude to say it.

Tindalos makes a steal, taking Fenris away from anime.

I don't know, let's just name the space between things I guess.

The most bully-able of the gods.

The patron god of spermjacking.

A big curious gray just needs to borrow you for a second.

So deep it's down under.

What happens when Cthulhu glows up.

Cthulu's sister and side-squeeze.

A pyromancer with great marketing.

A sphere with an identity crisis.

We pledge our service to Father Time.

It's a storm that summons another storm and I'm dying, you guys.

We're so tired of sasquatches, you guys.

We're so tired of sasquatches, you guys.

Under no circumstances do you "have to hand it to her".

This cloud has an identity crisis.

The woman ol' Cthulhu stepped out on.

I defy you to pronounce that.

Don't sleep wrong.

Obviously the best.

Someone write a story or book with this guy in it, please.

Just in case you ever wanted to fight a doorway.

Very appropriate for the day before Thanksgiving, when we all become feasters from afar.

Witness the squid behind the men.

No, not that one.

Breathe deep and lick a few doorknobs.

Careful where you shoot when the fog rolls in.

Decide if whether or not you have a human form before you come to me.

You're gonna have to do better than "scary bird" in this league.

A transformational salad.

He's just so proud of his balls.

Okay, Frank.

I mean, snakes are pretty scary already.

Like all villains, it's blond.

A Catfish god among catfish gods.

Big spongy DSLs.