This week on Crackhouse, Myles goes to the circus, Sam adjusts to life as member of working society, and the boys discuss other types of online animated pilots.

This week on Crackhouse, Myles becomes a popular Tears of the Kingdom modder, Sam is perplexed by the popularity of Taylor Swift, and the boys create a School House Rock Tierlist!

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TIMESTAMPS:
0:00 - Intro
0:45 - Instant QnA, Just Add Discord
14:52 - The Last Of School House Rock Generation
50:30 - The Selfish Desire For Big Screen
55:18 - Need vs Want With Games 
1:01:10 - Myles' Modding Malding
1:09:45 - The Builds Of Eldin Ring
1:22:16 - Modding YouTube To Be Optimal
1:32:15 - Outro

This week on Crackhouse, the boys have a complete fixation on early 2000s era reality TV shows, such as Survivor, Hell's Kitchen, and the Amazing Race. Sam discusses how Amazing Race gave a grieving family PTSD, Myles pontificates if the reward of Hell's Kitchen is the worst in TV History, and the boys both craft their very own custom Survivor Character Stat Sheet!

Stats for the Survivor Character Creator (Spread 20 points):
Vitality (Endurance and Stamina) 
Work Ethic 
Challenge Prowess (Physical Fitness and Puzzle Skills)
Charisma (Social Skills)
Survival Skills (Fire Making, Food Prep, Hunting/Gathering)
Perception (Instinct and Bullshit Tolerance)
Luck (Idol Discovery and Rock Draw Probability)

This week on Crackhouse, Sam pitches a revival of the hit show COPS, but exclusively for catching simps and internet cringe, Myles adds a new enemy to his every growing roster of his Rogue's Gallery, and the boys read a bit of the longest piece of written word, "The Loud House: Revamped" (it's true look it up).

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Have you ever wondered who would win in a fight, Tony the Tiger or Sonny? We answer all by creating the official cereal mascot power level tier list! This week on Crackhouse, we also talk what franchises are for simpletons and watch WingsOfRedemption flee the police.

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This week on Crackhouse, the boys discuss the 4chan Our Guy 3x3, Myles explains his porn trading habits on thisvid, and Sam tries to convince Myles to start NoFap. Stay safe from the Bone King.

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Happy Halloween Crackheads! To celebrate the upcoming spooky holiday, Sam and Myles discuss scary PSAs, and what societal wars have been won and lost by them. Myles also recounts his pitch of a fake modern day Pixar movie, and Sam berates Myles for hating pancakes.

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This show is literal garbage, but we talk about how Princess Tutu is the most Myles-core piece of art, simping in VR, and discuss one of our favorite media tropes: saying the title in the product.

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What if you were to awake one day in the Crackhouse? Would you be afraid? Excited? A little bit of both? These were the questions Sam and Myles faced when being chucked into Miku's Crackhouse 28 weeks ago. And now, Crackhouse, so turn off your lights.

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This week on Crackhouse, Myles tries to beat Super Mario Bros. for the first time without warps, Sam goes off on a local convention, and the boys discuss upcoming events at the Ara Ara Arena.

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This week on Crackhouse: Myles loses his voice bitching about bad Among Us players, Sam unearths some questionable Hololive business ties, and the boys talk about some of their favorite gaming peripherals.

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This week on Crackhouse, Myles confirms that Lovecraft Country is still hot garbage, Sam gets a 9th Console Generation vibe check, and the boys go over all the different kinds of characters you'll meet in any average discord server.

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DIO: "Oh, you're approaching me? Instead of staying a safe social distance away, you are coming right to me?"

Jotaro: "I can't listen to this week's Hatsune Miku's Crackhouse, where Myles bitches about how much ass Lovecraft Country sucks, Sam discusses a bunch of Dreamcast games, and when boys discuss their hatred of ripped socks, without getting closer."

DIO: "Oh ho! Then come as you like!"

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This week on Crackhouse, Myles goes to Gabon in Survivor, Sam moves out, and the boys discuss the many types of mods available on GameBanana.

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Timestamps by: Unbound Soul

TIMESTMAPS:
0:00 - Intro
2:45 - Moving In
4:25 - Everyone Has A Price
6:35 - New York Sucks
10:13 - This Is A Video Only Podcast
10:40 - New York Sucks Continued
14:50 - Myles' New Special Interest
41:00 - Show Subcultures
49:50 - Mechanics of Genre
1:02:45 - Discourse Malding, Crackhouse Seething
1:11:11 - Myles' Monster Rig 
1:23:15 - Bananas For Gamebanana
1:36:45 - Fake Outro Is Fake
1:38:00 - Falling Off
1:46:10 - Squash The Beef Setlist Reveal
1:54:46 - True Outro

All our simping for guests paid off this week, as the boys sit down with Myles old video essay nemesis, CritPoints to talk about /v/, the problems with current games criticism, and a few games that are actually good.

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This week on Crackhouse, Sam talks about why he loves the Batman Arkham games, Myles talks about panties, and the boys also give advice on how to recommend media to all your normie friends and family.

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This week in the Crackhouse, the boys debate on whether or not Sam Kingma is a simp for podcast guests. The boys also talk about their disconnect with following music artists, the best AA games, well as talk about what Arthur character best symbolizes them.

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This week, Myles continues his crusade against the shitty Uzaki-chan discourse, while Sam starts his own crusade against people complaining on social media. Also this week, Myles eats mad crow on Code Lyoko and Sam is flabbergasted by the plot of Two and a Half Men.

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This is Kaz from Mother Base, reporting in: After taking a week off after the Nintendo Bracket, the boys are glad to be back recording in the Crackhouse. This week, Sam finally replayed the Phantom Pain, Myles thinks he's smarter than everyone else for liking Uzaki-chan, and the boys realize just how awful Code Lyoko was.

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After deliberating for three hours last week on what games are making it out of pools, the boys take down the 32 remaining Nintendo games to see what game will become the tournament champion.

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We wanna see your brackets, here's the template: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1jVDtGFLlQP8ID0iYkFhzC8ppiyVCU8Mi5hXeUo8tOfk/template/preview

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This week, Sam and Myles begin their long winded journey to breakdown 64 of the best Nintendo first party games, giving their thoughts on all of the contenders in the process. This week is only the first round of the bracket, with next week's show being the Top 32. Who will they praise? Who will they snub? And when will Sam shut the hell up about his extensive seeding? Find out on Part 1 of this two week Crackhouse special! #justiceforanimethighs

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"Sam, it's Die-Hardman. Thanks for delivering those Uzaki-chan doujins. You are really doing your part to reconnect America."

This week on Crackhouse, Myles wants to hangout with Uzaki-chan, Sam wants to reconnect America, and the boys yet again are salty about modern games culture.

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This week on Crackhouse, Myles tries to reconcile with the fact that Majora's Mask isn't very good, Sam reviews a bunch of cool video games he played, and the boys pitch a potential Adam Sandler themed Dynasty Warriors game.

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We are celebrate Halloween in July with talk over a lot of spooky horror media! This week, Sam bitches about "cinematic" video games, Myles once again praises Ocarina of Time, and the boys discuss the terror of having to play a Pixel Art Horror Indie game as well as pitch a crossover between Lovecraft and Jet Set Radio.

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This week on Crackhouse, Myles goes to a wedding, Sam pontificates on having swamp ass, and the boys discuss their hang-ups with online gaming criticisms.

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Timestamps by: Unbound Soul

This week, Myles and Sam are still reeling from TLoU2 podcast they created last week. Because they have ran out of ideas, they fielded topics from the Crackheads, including advice on getting a GF, favorite fast food chains, and our favorite comfy media. Myles and Sam also reminisce on their favorite infomercials.

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After weeks of shade thrown at TLoU2 on and off our podcast, we decided to play the game and give a full breakdown of it. We expected a disappointing follow up to The Last of Us Part 1, what we got was something much, much worse.

In this epic 3 hour and 15 minute podcast, Sam and Myles discuss every single issue they have with one of the biggest AAA blunder's of the last few years.

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This week, Sam and Myles gear up for the incoming shit storm that is The Last of Us Part II. In the meantime, they reflect on some disruptive movie theater going experiences, reflect on their time as Platinum Trophy hunters, and how Ellie would probably be a TERF in real life.

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For those interested in the Jonathan Cooper Twitter Thread: https://twitter.com/GameAnim/status/1238199242256052224

Should you listen to this week's Crackhouse? Let me give you 13 Reasons Why! Okay I'm not going to do that, but here's the run down: This week, Myles shares his pitch for a gay buddy cop movie, Sam breaks down his fascination with 13 Reasons Why, and the boys reminisce about awful Kids WB bumpers.

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(To skip our 13 Reasons Why discussion, go to 54:11)

This week, the boys are both hard at work in the video editing booth. Sam and Myles complain about old video game essays they use to watch, specifically one with a really stupid script. Also this week, Myles shares some good writing advice, the boys create a Playstation fighting game, and Sam's dad can't stop wondering about why so many people keep bringing up King Crimson.

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This week, the boys discuss why they are leaving Twitter. 

Also, the boys reflect on the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge, Sam thinks people don't hate Sonic 06 enough, and Myles explains how Gossip Girl is the Diamond is Unbreakable of it's genre. You don't wanna miss it.

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Hey everyone! Sam Kingma here. Each week Myles and I record Crackhouse, we try to keep the show to around 90 minutes. However, we have had conversations that have run much longer than that, so cuts have to be made.

This is a compilation of segments that were cut either for time or didn't fit in with the rest of the main show. These will drop on Saturday's at 11am whenever we have enough content for a full episode!

Here's a list of timestamps:

Myles is a Big Miku Hypocrite - (1:46)
Our Issues About the Games Industry - (17:15)
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure being Stupid - (58:10)
Final Fantasy I's INSANE Story - (1:05:25)
Myles Was Deeply Influence from Happy Tree Friends - (1:24:25)

This episode of Hatsune Miku's Crackhouse is sponsored by Wacky Packs! Gross out your sister with coupon code CRACKHOUSE to save 10% off on Eric Eyeball cards at checkout.

This week, Sam and Myles put together Final Fantasy teams using their old screen names, Sam rants about problems in the Games industry, Myles talks about his love for weird 90s media like Martin Mystery, and we answer some questions from the Crackheads!

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(we aren't sponsored by wacky packs by the way)

This week, Sam and Myles invite their first guest to the Crackhouse, JOEZ Cafe. We talk about awful European time zones, rhythm games, and dive deep into the music and marketing of Hatsune Miku. Also Myles and Joe get really autistic about Miku, to few's surprise.

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May 7th is a legendary day in World History. Glen Miller's hit song "Chattanooga Choo Choo" came out, Germany Surrendered in WWII... oh yeah, and we were both born on the same day!

Today Myles loses it over his love of Ocarina of Time, Sam's quarantine hair has him looking like a hentai protagonist, and the bois discuss just how low bad media can go.

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This week on Crackhouse, Myles talks about YouTube drama essays, Sam breaks down the election episode of Veronica Mars, and the boys explore the Villains Wiki.

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Timestamps by: Unbound Soul

TIMESTAMPS:
0:00 - Intro
1:20 - Myles Binges Turkey Tom
14:05 - Proper Recaps
22:25 - Sam Doesn't Miss Social Media
25:25 - Information Doesn't Stick For Sam
37:20 - Myles Is Never Losing
42:25 - The Chad Translation vs The Virgin Scanlation
45:00 - The Squash The Beef Tour 2023
55:10 - Hard vs. Punishing, or Is Super Mario Bros. HARDER Than Dark Souls?
1:10:00 - School Elections And Pirate Points
2:08:10 - Outro

Hitting that loli tag on nhentai has finally caught up to us.

On this week's Crackhouse, Sam and Myles recommend the brilliant doujin Emergence (or Metamorphosis), Sam discusses his hard on for Prison media, Myles remembers how edgy and questionable some of the content in Shadow the Hedgehog was, and the boys debate the pros and cons of a tsudere gf.

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This week, your fellow crackheads Sam and Myles discuss how much Twitter blows, great JRPGs, and hating on E-Girls.

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War... has changed. And so has living in America. On this episode of Hatsune Miku's Crackhouse, Sam and Myles become unemployed during quarantine, hate on Film Bro fuckbois, discuss how shit the animation industry is, and debate Tummy or Thighs. It's a thicc one today, so strap in.

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Welcome to Hatsune Miku's Crackhouse, home of Video Games, Anime, and Degeneracy! Every week, your two fuckass hosts, Sam and Myles, take you through their internet upbringings to figure out what turned them into full degenerate trash mobs.

For the inaugural episode, the boys talk about online communities, erotic Discord servers, and their old screen names.

This week on Crackhouse, Myles dives deep into coping culture, Sam thinks Myles maybe coping himself, and the boys discuss why playing video games on Day 1 is almost never worth it.

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Character Art by: @CrossOutMedia
Timestamps by: Unbound Soul

0:00 - Intro
1:00 - The Effects Of Cope and Copium
35:50 - Aging Out Of Games Part 1
38:30 - The Day One Fallacy
41:30 - Can't Deal With Another Airy British Voice
46:25 - Sendups Vs Ripoff Nintendon'ts
1:02:25 - Knowing Your Place
1:14:25 - Aging Out Of Games Part 2 and Remake Fatigue
1:33:45 - It's Live Service Poverty Hours, Dude
1:38:40 - Myles Feels The Need To Stim
1:42:10 - Did You Know A Hat In Time Sucks
1:48:20 - Sudden Outro

This week on Crackhouse, Sam becomes obsessed with Veronica Mars, the early 2000s high school detective series, Myles shares his love of Creed 3 and it's anime final fight, and the boys discuss how they just don't make'em like they used to.

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Timestamps by: Unbound Soul

TIMESTAMPS:
0:00 - Intro
0:30 - Turned On To And By Veronica Mars
10:00 - Nostalgia Is A Weaponized Word
35:45 - Humor Needs An Update
58:25 - What Made Shows Compelling
1:13:50 - Fistfights Are Back With Creed 3
1:28:20 - Myles Has a Podcast Identity Crisis
1:29:50 - Immediate Interest Versus Gradually Increased Content
1:40:50 - Myles Thrives On His Own Malding
1:47:05 - Outro

This week on Crackhouse, Sam falls down the Pier Runner Rabbithole, Myles reminisces over his trips on the Disney Cruise, and the boys talk Soulslikes, Zelda, and how Time is the world’s finest critic.

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Character Art by: @CrossOutMedia
Timestamps by: Unbound Soul

TIMESTAMPS:
0:00 - Intro
0:55 - Sam has Content™
2:20 - Myles Is Disney's Biggest Jewish Supporter
12:20 - Pier Running
18:40 - The Cruise Experience And Culture
31:30 - Insider Info For Theme Parks
36:30 - Veronica Mars: Film Noir School
48:25 - Sam and Myles Miss Real Offensive Content
54:30 - Netflix Has Lost Its Edge
59:10 - Celebrities In Games
1:08:00 - Living Up To the Soulsborne Pedigree 
1:16:10 - Time Is Media's True Critic: Zelda Edition
1:33:00 - Pining For More Powerful Nintendo
1:41:05 - Games As Problems To Solve
1:53:00 - Outro

This week on Crackhouse, Sam hits the streets of Metro City and throws down in the world of Street Fighter 6 (and against Riverside customer service), Myles finishes his 230 hour playthrough of Tears of the Kingdom and is ready for more, and the boys reflect on 90s Kid Nostalgia.

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Character Art by: @CrossOutMedia
Timestamps by: Unbound Soul

TIMESTAMPS:
0:00 - Intro
1:00 - Sam vs. The Riverside Support Squad
9:00 - A PLANETARY APOLOGY: Reverence Of Cult Classics
20:00 - Myles Beat TotK 
26:00 - TotK Final Boss Discussion (Light Spoilers)
37:00 - Conquering The Streets
46:10 - Myles Will Only Use Stick
53:20 - The Tetris Movie
1:02:05 - A Very Sudden Old Cartoons Tangent
1:09:07 - Across The Spider-Verse (Spoilers)
1:15:20 - The Only Overrated Game
1:28:25 - Outro 

This week on Crackhouse, the boys discuss how modern video games are becoming too expensive to produce, throw shade at Twitter artists, and reminisce on the cringe inducing world of the Minecraft parody song. By the end of this podcast you'll want us cancelled like the Huffington Post.

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Timestamps by: Unbound Soul

TIMESTAMPS:
0:00 - Intro
2:20 - Not just winging it, free balling it
7:30 - Being defined by memes and jokes
22:00 - Eating Your Media Vegetables 
29:00 - Pokemon Vegetables specifically
36:10 - Looking Back At The Games Industry
47:10 - Ai Love A.I. Art(ificial Intelligence)
1:00:10 - Myles Adores Charles Atlas Superpowers
1:05:25 - Movie Tie In Games
1:27:20 - Cyberpunk Is Gay (Factually)
1:36:45 - Gatekeeping Elitism
2:09:00 - The Parody Song Era
2:26:35 - Outro

This week on Crackhouse, the boys get technical about the Metacritic Top 100 Games list, both the critic and user versions, as well as games criticism as a whole. Also this week, Myles sends Sam down the Light Lark rabbithole, and discuss Booktubers who are salty failed writers.

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Timestamps by: Unbound Soul

Timestamps:
0:00 - Intro 
1:15 - How Was The Week?
3:00 - Metacritic
15:00 - Crackhouse Issues An Apology
16:20 - The Fascination With the Top 100
19:22 - Pruning the Dupes Out
27:25 - What Was Gatekept From the Top 100
34:15 - Legendary Honorable Mentions
37:10 - Dressing Down The Rating Scales
44:07 - Why Do Guns Suck Now?
48:55 - The User Rated Top 100
1:04:50 - Tears Of the Kingdom Side Tangent
1:07:50 - Myles Falls Down the Light Lark Rabbit Hole
1:16:50 - Myles Makes A Face-Turn For Spite
1:29:45 - The Moral Of The Episode: An Open Letter To Critics and Creatives
1:51:25 - Discussing the May 2023 Playstation Event
1:54:10 - Loving Bad Games and Wind Down Boolin'
2:00:30 - Outro

This week on Crackhouse, the boys celebrate the release of Tears of the Kingdom by absolutely gushing over the new mechanics and evolution of Breath of the Wild's world design (and making fun of horrible Twitter TotK takes in the process). Also this week, Myles gets surrounded by enemies at all sides at the movie theater, and Sam wants to normalize going to events alone.

NOTE: Due to technical issues, the last hour of this episode has become Lost Media, hence lack of outro.

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TIMESTAMPS:
Coming Soon!

This week on Crackhouse, Myles hates memes, Sam visits Galloping Ghost Arcade, and the boys discuss the worst weapons in the classic Mega Man series.

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Timestamps by: Unbound Soul

TIMESTAMPS:
0:00 - Intro
0:23 - Myles Vs Discord; The Boys vs The ACT Test
11:35 - Nostalgia as a Coping Mechanism 
21:47 - Falling In Love With Strangers Of Paradise All Over Again
33:20 - Games With Plots vs The Story Of a Game
52:55 - Crackhouse Recycling: ReCAP, With Extra Cap
46:30 - Hating On Memes
55:30 - Unfunny Funny
1:07:00 - Sam Visits USA's Biggest Arcade
1:11:38 - This Is A Video Only Podcast
1:13:00 - Arcade Talk Resumes
1:17:40 - Mini Golf As An Art Form
1:26:55 - The Desire To Punch-Out!! Arin Hanson
1:33:05 - The Platonic Ideal Of A Game
1:50:10 - This Is A Video Only Podcast 
1:50:30 - Mega Man Talk Resumes
1:52:50 - The Worst Mega Man Weapons
2:13:20 - Outro

It's the first week of May! Meaning that we are celebrating the shared birthday of our co-hosts, Sam and Myles! On this week's extra long episode, Myles tackles Intellectual Dishonesty, Sam recounts the character assassination of Arthur Read, and the boys take Cartoon Reviewers to task!

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Outro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/
Character Art by: @CrossOutMedia
Timestamps by: Unbound Soul

TIMESTAMPS:

0:00 - Intro
5:14 - Myles Luther King Had A VEssayist Dream
18:20 - Myles and Sam Love Crime
25:25 - Sam Decries Character Assassination 
34:05 - The Crackheads vs Cartoon Tubers
50:30 - Using Video Essays As A Media Substitution 
1:10:50 - September 11th, 2001
1:12:10 - Myles' Hot Take Against Intellectual Dishonesty 
1:35:23 - Myles has a sickness
1:38:12 - Opening Up On Open Worlds
1:44:49 - The Controls of Games 
1:51:04 - This Is A Video Only Podcast
1:51:41 - The Controls Of Games Resumes
1:59:40 - Mario is Real Weird
2:06:25 - Boolin
2:09:38 - Discourse Liberals 
2:19:30 - Sam Kingma Is About to Reconnect America
2:28:50 - Outro