what's your favorite podcast been up to for the last year? spoiler alert: smoking crack and playing Magic the Gathering

intro/outro music taken from: https://www.youtube.com/whitebataudio

threaten to rip Elliott's fingernails off: https://www.instagram.com/elzoth_/

help Skyler quit crack by tweeting at his personal twitter: https://x.com/elonmusk

Baldur did nothing wrong, Mass Effect 2's Yvonne Strahovski is my dream girl, the Elden Ring moratorium is lifted because Skyler became the Elden Lord, Pizza Hut Playstation Demo Discs, Video Games rocked back in the day - battle passes and cosmetics and the predatory state of video games today is DISGUSTING, VR treadmills, reading books is good, drunk Stoicism, butterfly effect blood debts, Pizza Hut Steam key reselling, fat-ripped but with an 8-pack, adrenochrome, Baldur will not divide us

stalk Elliott: https://www.instagram.com/elzoth_/

intro/outro guitar riffs by: White Bat Audio

decoding the mysteries of Artificial Intelligence, thou shalt booze cruise, chatGPT dude, March Madness fun facts, sandals are the key to being a conqueror, Scum Merch phase one: handthrown mugs, rewriting Preacher, The Black Parade remaster, force your girlfriend to play OS Runescape

AI can't reproduce this level of mediocrity

intro/outro guitar by: youtube.com/@WhiteBatAudio

Happy St. Patrick's Day, we get Beached then advocate for the Death Stranding, not enough zombies,

Tunnel Snakes Rule

intro/outro riff by: https://www.youtube.com/@WhiteBatAudio

we're investigative journalists now,  anime stuff, agent orange juice, Scott Bakula, the Playstation EyeToy, undercover furries, war is bad, buy me the Eren Jaeger Fortnite skin


intro/outro guitar riffs by: https://www.youtube.com/@WhiteBatAudio

we're still a show, more Last of Us, crystals are magical rocks and i love them now, ChatGPT and AI memes, the Round-Earth Wikipedia page, Hogwarts Legacy and more Harry Potter talk, Atomic Hearto first impressions, "Mr. Gorbachev, build that wall", Pizza Hut salads suck

late upload because Elliott got hella sick - coincidence? or cosmic retaliation for his opinion on a wizard game?

The Midwest Scumbags take a step into the gaming world. Video footie of Valheim gameplay, with live commentary.

That's right, video podcasting video games. We're evolving.

a very special in-studio extravaganza. probably the show's peak tbh

what do you do when you run out of cat food in the apocalypse, enamel is made up, enough rizz to get some mascara, eat grass, dinosaurs, the first couple episodes of The Last of Us, scathing criticism of critics


guitar riffs borrowed from: https://www.youtube.com/@WhiteBatAudio

Two Broke Girls but we're guys, Death Stranding is a lot of reading, chillin in the gooncave, the Annunaki, all the billionaire famous dudes have boring names, James Cameron experienced an Eldritch horror, Sam Dankman Weed, party rockers are in the house tonight

guitar riffs in the intro/outro from: https://www.youtube.com/@WhiteBatAudio

3D printing, a more humane option, opposing ideas of fame, strangled to death by a buncha furries, video game adaptations inherently suck, lazy-ass writing, we complain some more about the Witcher, Ricky Gervais fights Bixby Billingham III, mental health pro tip: bottle up your emotions

A new intro/outro riff stolen from: https://www.youtube.com/@WhiteBatAudio/

memory wipes, redbull flavored coffee, more coof misinformation, a piece of paper worth 50k, Ron Perlman's greatest role, hating on menthol, YMCA shenanigans, Elliott whines about the Witcher, Skyler signs up for a super-soldier program, tall-poppy something

happy new year, loser.


as always, a faithful and incredible music producer that i steal music from for the intros and outros : https://www.youtube.com/@WhiteBatAudio

aliens - are we alone or can we bang them? Barbie + Oppenheimer, timey-wimey AI catfishing, Primer, pushing for a cyborg-ninja Metal Gear Rising future, it's all a circle and we figured it out, NPC streamers vs femboys, aliens are actually hyper intelligent cows, we miss you Overly Attached Girlfriend

attach yourself to Elliott: https://www.instagram.com/elzoth_/

intro+outro guitar riffs borrowed from: https://www.youtube.com/whitebataudio

the holiday solstice, the geopolitical landscape of magic people, Abraham Linkin Park, my My Immortal, copying R.L. Stine

intro stolen song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PkFLTfID_o
intro/outro guitar riff: https://whitebataudio.com/


if you're reading this, ily

hot new gear, Denny's business center, the crowning of some Midwest Queens, smol turtle house, unironically loving vtubers, a double-date invitation to Gawr Gura

please subscribe: https://twitter.com/gawrgura

intro/outro riff by: https://www.youtube.com/@WhiteBatAudio

winter is coming, febreeze is life febreeze is love, the daily gimp workplace, The Game Awards kinda, the Xenoblade 3 OST deserves love, you should be watching JoJo, recorders suck


intro/outro guitar riff by: https://www.youtube.com/@WhiteBatAudio

guitar intro/outro riffs by: https://www.youtube.com/@WhiteBatAudio/

business school basics, idk just listen to it idc

Happy Thanksgiving, we'll be back next week, i love you

bg guitar by: https://www.youtube.com/@WhiteBatAudio

Overwatch rule34, juicing up and doing shower pull-ups, calling children the R word, alum, we're eating dessert first, take a shot every time we say the word "gaping", why Widowmaker is the perfect woman, haunted cars, gaze into your heart's desires, cyber landline relations, Mommy Professor Sada

bg guitar riff by: https://www.youtube.com/@WhiteBatAudio

millennium shenanigans, Harambe revisited, Psychology 101 summarized,  lucid sleep paralysis, the rockstar lifestyle, juniper oil healing, Labyrinth paradox riddles, D.A.R.E. essays, gatorade fountains, Clifford with rabies, don't keep wild animals as pets


stole Aria of the Soul from the Persona soundtrack, i did not make it

bg riff by https://www.youtube.com/c/WhiteBatAudio

Elliott is not an accomplished writer, celebrating Jenkem January, Vtuber para-social relationships, Overwatch toxicity (of our city), whales in Wales, cashing out by any means necessary - by that i mean selling feet pics

bg guitar by: https://www.youtube.com/c/WhiteBatAudio

the spooktacular Halloween episode, RIP Clippy, the physics of anime tiddies, Persona 5 Royal (with cheese), the holy tabernacle, a deep philosophical/existential discussion on the Great Lie, a freight train comin' your way, a Japanese psyOp, Elliott's mind is blown beyond his mortal comprehension because of Skyler's relentless pursuit of undeniable existential truth

the mafia, Billionaires on Mars, the mafia, trench coats, Divinity OS2, the mafia, yellow uranium Cake Boss

bg guitar by: https://www.youtube.com/c/WhiteBatAudio/

we are the number 1 podcast in the world, fund Elliott's nervous breakdown, A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila: Flavor Flav edition, the Kardashian toothbrush scandal, we legit love Taylor Swift, Skyler speedrunning environmental disaster, horror movie chatter, Elliott's pretentious globohomo rant on art, Elon's obsession with the letter X, the time ghost within the zeitgeist, 5k views and she's not even real, we don't need writers or actors to strike for us

Elliott's pretentious globohomo instagram:

https://www.instagram.com/elzoth_/

intro/outro guitar riffs borrowed from: youtube.com/whitebataudio

being a Renaissance Man, It's a me - Chris Pratt, PSA eh, cult of Coca-Cola, basic Reaganomics, Wolverine Jesus

background guitar riff by: https://www.youtube.com/c/WhiteBatAudio

falling from the sky to fix Shinji, metaphysics and Indra's Net, Dutch angles, Inception but football, ScumCoin, living on the edge, cyberpunk hookhands, call me Doc Ock, a fitness challenge

bg guitar by: https://www.youtube.com/c/WhiteBatAudio

wasps, cornfield trauma, time-travel paradox isekai, deep conversation of Black Summoner, it's always Peter Parker except when it's not, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, make us more smarter, sucking dick for heroin, vigilante justice and Dredd-style policing, ladies' bathrooms, we love China and politics and current events, playing CoD with the UAE while speaking Californian, experience high tide

bg music by: https://www.youtube.com/c/WhiteBatAudio

definitely 100% recorded in 2020, epstein, knives - both out and in, long-form tiktok, a fair exchange, Mr. Coffee IRL, House of the Legend of Dragoon vs Rings of the 48 Laws of Power, uninformed opinions on a recent global pandemic.


for real, there's a discord server: https://discord.gg/GAmee54F
no bg music - do your own search of "instrumental royalty-free music"

Skyler and Elliott get merc'ed, dastardly mustache grooming, Scum.tv, Hobbit feet slapping noises, limited release Teddie Nikes, two specific impregnation arcs, Scumbag Beyond

BG music by: https://www.youtube.com/c/SerpentSoundStudios

Edgar Allan Poe would be spinning in his early grave if he heard the nonsense Skyler and Elliott say about him in this episode, 9/11 again, Xenoblade 3, JoJo, apply to be my goth gf

we have a Discord server: https://discord.gg/836kV24D

background music by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio: https://www.youtube.com/c/WhiteBatAudio

Elliott drops bussy pics, the limits of weeb, Willem Dafoe hanging dong, Stoicism and Rome, DNA test results, TMNT fights GI Joe over whom loves He-Man more, Kevin Smith turns me into a walrus, the Season Finale of Truth Island!


darksynth tracks by https://www.youtube.com/c/WhiteBatAudio/

a siege on Conspiracy Outpost: Osculum Infame, Wheaties-flesh, added sugars, Black Swan, bringing back blimp travel, I love you Brett Cooper


darksynth background music by: https://www.youtube.com/c/WhiteBatAudio/

Kirby's Persona, memento mori, Metallica (Lars Ulrich did 911), step-daddy issues, why journaling is cool, Hinata cosplayers - plz slide in my dms

a quay is a wharf btw, Mr. Worf

legit trigger warning: we use the r*pe word like 30 times

more anime, NieR: Automata, skelly bois, SVU, Water-T does a Fortnite dance in Minecraft, and life grindmaxxing

intro guitar by: @WhiteBatAudio

i don't wanna be a mental health guy but i'm a mental health guy now, Braveheart movie review, elephant babes, a gratuitous violent Walmart fantasy, Babe: Pig in the City >>> Kangaroo Jack and Snow Dogs and Racing Stripes combined Kit Harrington is a cutiepie, Newgrounds - Everything by Everyone (whether you like it or not), COBRA voted for Hillary, plummeting to the top

intro/outro guitar riffs ripped from: youtube.com/WhiteBatAudio

stalk Elliott: https://www.instagram.com/elzoth_/

the beginning of Arc 3 where we speak nothing but the truth

you think you can kill a god?
what a grand and intoxicating innocence..


ai voice clips by:
https://15.ai/

guitar track by:
https://www.youtube.com/c/WhiteBatAudio

pack up your tripp pants, we in a heat advisory

can someone build a rollercoaster inside an art museum please?



guitar track by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio
https://www.youtube.com/c/WhiteBatAudio

featuring Donte from DmC

our graffiti tag is in progress btw

9/10 herpetologists agree this podcast is tolerable

it's like National Treasure, but birthday cake

this entire episode is about Metal Gear Solid

happy April 30th, Jack

we talk about tides and stuff, whatever the funny stuff is at the end

the boys set up to film themselves playing Mario Party 2.

just a tease - more to come soon.

video editing is difficult, you guys. like really.

i'm going to be the pirate king

and a mouthful of whipped cream

the last Elden Ring episode ever.
but for real, where the maidens at?

the actual episode about Elden Ring