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Man on Film: MERCY Me, Chris Pratt!



 

In this episode of Man on Film, Andre Xcellence! & Mr. Caravaggio take on MERCY, Chris Pratt’s AI-infused action thriller. Is it sleek sci-fi or just another January throwaway? The fellas debate its "whitelandish" plot twists, robo-romance with a stunning Rebecca Ferguson, AI sass, flowing linen fits, and the shocking mystery that almost holds up.
Is this Chris Pratt’s next Star-Lord moment or just Star-Lost? Tune in as we dissect the plot, rate the movie (3 AI-snaps out of 5), and find out if Mercy deserves box office absolution — or judgment.
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 NEW EPISODE DROP! Chris Pratt asks for MERCY… but does he deserve it?! 
Andre Xcellence! + Mr. Caravaggio break down the AI-filled action flick Mercy — complete with big sci-fi vibes, bigger plot holes, and a stunning Rebecca Ferguson that might just be the hottest robot we’ve ever seen. 
 3 AI-snaps outta 5. Full review, debate, and foolery now on MAN ON FILM — streaming wherever you get your pods.
 #ManOnFilm #XcellentWorldNetwork #ChrisPratt #MercyMovie #RebeccaFerguson #MovieReview #PodcastDrop #SciFiMovies #Movies #BussyMaster Welcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.
Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.
️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.
If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com

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MAN ON FILM🍿 ZOOTOPIA 2 REVIEW
“Zootopia 2: The Movie That Made Me Ask… ‘Wait, Animals Be Dating?’ ”
ZOOTOPIA 2 Fresh-out-the-DISNEY-oven, Thanksgiving-weekend heavyweight: - directed by Jared Bush and starring Jason Bateman, Ginnifer Goodwin, and enough adorable animals to fill Noah’s Ark twice.
But listen…Join me as we spotlight Some interesting things.And I came out with questions, not trauma.
This episode covers:
 The new MAN ON FILM grading system (A–F, like school — but funnier) Why Zootopia 2 gets a solid C How Disney somehow made a buddy-cop world feel like an episode of The Bachelor: Animal Kingdom A lamb villain who returns like she’s auditioning for “Thanos: The Musical” A fox and a bunny with chemistry so spicy I had to check if this movie was PG-13 And the moment I realized Disney might just be trolling us in 4K
Don’t get me wrong — Mouse House, if you’re listening, I love you.I adore you.I would work for you.I will even wear the Mickey ears in the office orientation video.This is all comedy. I promise.(Put me in Marvel. I’ll behave. Maybe.)
FINAL GRADE:Zootopia 2 gets a C = Cute, Colorful, and Could’ve Given Me a Little More Plot, Babe.Three tight, well-manicured SNAPS.
If you disagree?Great. Come argue with me.That’s half the fun.
Because here on MAN ON FILM, in the great courtroom of popcorn and opinions…
I’m the Judge of the Ark.And it’s raining men, baby.
 Zootopia 2 MAN ON FILM Press play. Laugh. Explain to your kids why those animals were flirting.Welcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.
Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.
️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.
If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com

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Freddy’s back — and baby, he brought a backpack full of stupid deaths and dusty jump scares. This sequel had more dummies than a Maury episode, and half of them walked straight into murder like they were on a Spirit Airlines group trip to Hell.
The animatronics are moving like off-brand Transformers, the plot’s wobblier than Kim Cattrall’s accent in Sex and the City 2, and the rules of logic? Thrown in a grease trap behind a haunted Chuck E. Cheese.
Mr. Xcellence is unhinged, unfiltered, and ready to call out every plot hole, fake scare, and busted robot like a fashion critic at a spirit Halloween runway show.
If you’ve ever screamed “WHY ARE YOU RUNNING TOWARD THE NOISE?!” — this episode is your cinematic church.
This sequel? Babyyyy, it’s giving “child endangerment meets Build-A-Bear gone rogue.”  Mr. Xcellence breaks down every robotic flop, horror trope, and dusty jump scare with sass, smoke, and savage truth.
 From plot holes to possessed pizza shops — nobody is safe.






 Press play.It’s the MAN ON FILM!!!! saga — buckle up BECAUSE ITS RAINING ☔️ MAN!Welcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.
Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.
️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.
If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com

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Man on Film: Is Ella McCay "As Good As It Gets"?

 Ella McCay tries to channel that James L. Brooks magic from As Good As It Gets — but baby, this one barely gets past the trailers.
Jamie Lee Curtis? (On autopilot). Woody Harrelson? (Playing Cheers reruns). And our lead? Bless her heart — she’s giving us neurodivergent meets political ambition with a side of awkward daddy issues.
We wanted Erin Brockovich, but we got lukewarm latte and cozy flute music from 1997. We’re talking messy scandals, anti-climactic arcs, and the same soundtrack you cried to 25 years ago.
So the real question is:Is Ella McCay… as good as it gets?Or should we all be sending James L. Brooks an invoice?
 Two snaps. Salty ones. Listen now on Man on Film — where the movies get read for filth.Welcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.
Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.
️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.
If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com

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HAMNET  MAN ON FILM  REVIEW 

  
It’s RAINING, MAN – and this time we’re in Elizabethan England… kind of.
On this episode of MAN ON FILM, I dive into HAMNET – the “historical fiction but don’t quote us” love story inspired by Shakespeare’s real life… maybe. We’re talking Paul Mescal’s rising–star energy fresh off Gladiator II, witchy wives giving forest–witch vibes, sick twins, and a whole lot of “is this supernatural or did y’all just make that up?”
I break down:
Why I gave HAMNET a solid "B" or "4" sweaty Gladiator snapsThe wild choice to remix Shakespeare’s family life like it’s MCU Phase FourHow grief, work, art, and messy relationships smash into each otherWhy this is a perfect date movie if you want deep convo after… and a terrible choice if you came for swords, blood, and Hamlet himselfNo swoony TikTok fake-deep review here – just me, solo in the theater, telling you what worked, what dragged, and why the supernatural “Death in the corner of the room” stuff had me waiting for Vecna to show up.
Tap in, argue with me, and tell me:Is HAMNET genius cinema or beautifully shot fanfic?

“Hamlet?”Nah, baby – HAMNET. The fanfic cousin with Paul Mescal in a blouse and everybody catching feelings (and the plague).
New MAN ON FILM episode just dropped 
I’m breaking down:
Paul Mescal’s “young Maximus” energyWitch–wife, sick twins & Shakespeare on the grindThat weird supernatural death-in-the-corner moment Why I gave it a "B" or "4" snaps – great date movie, not so great if you came for things blowing up
If you want: Big tragic love Forest magic & family drama Shakespeare remixed like prestige fan-fiction
…this one’s for you.
Listen now on [MAN ON FILM] – available wherever you get your podcasts.Then pull up in the comments and tell me…
HAMNET: masterpiece or beautifully lit mess?

#ManOnFilm #Hamnet #PaulMescal #ItsRainingMan #FilmTok #MovieReview

Welcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.
Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.
️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.
If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com

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Then click the link and listen NOW.Because on MAN ON FILM…It’s always raining MEN. 
#ManOnFilm #BrendanFraser #RentalFamily #MovieTok #FilmReview #ComedyPodcast #BetweenTwoFernsVibes #FilmCriticButCute #ItsRainingMen
 Acast Podcast Description — MAN ON FILM: “Rental Family”

WELCOME back to the greatest movie show on Earth — MAN ON FILM — where the popcorn is hot, the opinions are hotter, and it’s ALWAYS raining MEN.
This week, we’re reviewing Rental Family, starring Oscar-winner Brendan Fraser, in a film that dives deep into loneliness, connection, Japanese culture… and some extremely questionable parenting choices.
Join me (and the always-sleepy-but-always-precise Mr. Carvaccio) as we break down:
 Brendan Fraser’s beautifully chaotic return How Japan REALLY handles rental-family culture The ethics of hiring strangers to pretend to love you Why the mom in this movie deserves jail time or at least supervised WiFi Whether this film is deep, delusional, or both
We introduce our upgraded A–F grading system, break down the film beat-by-beat, and argue about whether this movie is touching and tender… or touching and tender and slightly unhinged.
FINAL GRADE: C+ — A charming, offbeat, well-acted emotional study with a sprinkle of “Ma’am, you cannot tell your daughter that random white man is her father.”
If you’re into heartfelt performances, culture-driven stories, or just watching me emotionally spiral on mic, this episode is for you.
Press play. Laugh with us. Cry with Brendan.Because on MAN ON FILM…It’s always raining MEN. 
#ManOnFilm #BrendanFraser #RentalFamily
 Welcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.
Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.
️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.
If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com

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Eternity Movie MAN ON FILM Review 🎬 
**THE MOVIE THAT FINALLY EXPLAINS THE AFTERLIFE!**

“Eternity” has landed, and A24 Studios once again aims straight for the heart—and hits it, hard. Miles Teller, Elizabeth Olsen, and Caleb Turner star in a thought-provoking rom-com-meets-sci-fi fantasy that’s sure to spark some strong feelings (and maybe a few tears). Directed by the talented David Franey, this film had our hosts feeling every emotion under the sun—especially outrage! (In the best possible way.)
From the witty writing to divine performances by Divine Joy Randolph and John Early Ryan, “Eternity” keeps you guessing (and gasping). What happens when the afterlife hands you a second chance at love—and you have eternity to get it right or epically wrong?
Expect laughs, some intense snapping (the juicy twin kind!), and debates about the choices we’d make in love and eternity. Did Elizabeth Olsen choose the wrong Olsen sister to handle her love triangle? Will our hosts forgive her questionable afterlife decisions? And most importantly—why is everybody crying (and why are the theaters suddenly out of tissues)?
Tune in for savage, sassy commentary, thought-provoking takes, and a dive into the messy morals of eternal love. Spoiler alert: Our hosts have a LOT to say. 
 Rating: 4 Juicy Twin Snaps!
 Spoilers included, so grab your popcorn and tissues!
#CarpeVox #ManOnFilm #EternityMovieReviewWelcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.
Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.
️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.
If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com

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Wicked Part Two just dropped early, and Man on Film was in the building.From Ariana Grande’s Glinda glow to Cynthia Erivo’s powerhouse performance — and yes, even Jeff Goldblum’s timeless barnacle-energy — this episode goes deep into Oz… maybe deeper than anyone asked for.
We talk acting, world-building, the music, the plot twists, the Wizard’s wild anti-animal agenda, and whether Glinda is really the “Good Witch” at all (spoiler: the streets say no).
From the scarecrow seduction to the munchkin makeover to the biggest continuity questions… we break it all down with jokes, chaos, and love for cinema.
Rating: 3 animated “mouse house” snaps out of 5.Vibe: Comedy meets critique meets controlled chaos.Spoilers: Very, very yes — proceed knowing we get into the plot.
Follow Man on Film everywhere you listen.Debate us anytime — we want the smoke.Welcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.
Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.
️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.
If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com

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🎙️ MAN ON FILM — “Now You See Me 3” Review (Feat. Mr. Caravaggio)
On this episode of Man on Film, Xcellence! and special guest host Mr. Caravaggio dive into “Now You See Me, Now You Don’t (Part 3)” — the latest entry in the magician-heist franchise.
We break down what worked (mainly Rosamund Pike stealing every frame), what didn’t (a messy plot, random magic tricks, and an exhausted cast), and why this sequel feels more like a network series than a cinematic event.
Final Rating: 2.5/5Takeaway: Fun in moments, but the magic is wearing thin.
Tune in for sharp jokes, honest critique, and that signature Man on Film energy.Welcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.
Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.
️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.
If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com

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MAN ON FILM — The Running Man Review (2025)

Nostalgia vs. New Wave: Glenn Powell, Stephen King, and the chaos in between.

Welcome back to Man on Film, the only movie show that says what you’re actually thinking. In this episode, we break down the brand-new Running Man remake — the good, the bad, the bizarre morality, and the way Stephen King clearly grabbed the steering wheel back from the 80s.From surprise cameos and Claire-Huxtable-energy strangers in the theater, to corporate dystopias, messy ethics, and Glenn Powell’s towel scene sending shockwaves through the audience, this episode delivers everything. We battle out the final score (3.5 out of 5 futuristic snaps).
Compare it to the original Schwarzenegger classic, and debate whether reinventing a cult favorite is genius… or grounds for cinematic jail time.

Featuring:

– Our 5-mic rating system – A passionate debate about adaptation vs. nostalgia – Why Lee Pace and Coleman Domingo stole the whole damn movie – Thoughts on dystopian logic, moral compasses gone missing, and deepfake manipulation – The moment that had the whole theater screaming “DEEPFAKE!” – And yes… the Karen-in-the-car monologue

If you loved the original Running Man, if you’re curious about the remake, or if you just love unapologetically honest film talk — this is the episode you need.Welcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.
Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.
️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.
If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com

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 MAN ON FILM CHRISTY MOVIE REVIEW 🎥
On this episode, we dive into the highly anticipated film CRISTY! starring Sydney Sweeney and Ben Foster. Our host gives an unfiltered, in-depth review of the movie, exploring its storytelling, character arcs, and real-life inspirations.
Sydney Sweeney delivers a standout performance as a young, ambitious lesbian boxer navigating a world full of personal and professional challenges. The film portrays themes of resilience, abuse, and triumph, showing CRISTY overcoming manipulative managers, an uneven fight scene, and systemic obstacles to pursue her dreams.
Highlights from our discussion include:
The realism and intensity of the boxing sequences.Sydney Sweeney’s dedication to portraying CRISTY authentically.The impact of gender and sexual orientation on CRISTY's journey.How the film tackles the struggles of mentorship, control, and toxic relationships.Our host’s theory on why the film isn’t performing at the box office despite strong performances.

 Rating: 3/5 – An entertaining, thought-provoking watch that’s worth seeing for Sweeney’s performance alone.
 Tune in for a detailed discussion on plot points, character dynamics, and behind-the-scenes observations from CRISTY!Welcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.
Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.
️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.
If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com

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🎬🔥 MAN ON FILM: Frankenstein Review 🔥🎬
It’s RAINING ☔️ MAN… and Monsters! Your favorite hosts are back, diving deep into Guillermo Del Toro’s darkly poetic Netflix adaptation of the timeless horror classic, Frankenstein. Oscar Isaac mesmerizes as the enigmatic Dr. Victor Frankenstein, with an unexpected yet riveting performance by Jacob Elordi (Euphoria) as the Monster, and the always compelling Christoph Waltz rounding out the ensemble.
From breathtaking visuals to intricate storytelling, this one sparked some debate! Is it a masterpiece or does it stumble at the finish line? One host calls it a visual feast worthy of praise; the other critiques the ending that left him “throwing up in his mouth.”
Get ready for laughs, unfiltered critiques, and a no-holds-barred discussion on storytelling, sci-fi, and missed opportunities (Bride of Frankenstein, anyone?). We break it all down—snaps and all!
🍿 Rating: 3.5 Snaps! 🍿
Tune in and chill out—this episode’s a monster mash you won’t want to miss.Welcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.
Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.
️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.
If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com

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MAN ON FILM: AVATAR 3 REVIEW
BLUE BOOTIES, BAD COLONIZERS & WHERE THE BLACK PEOPLE AT?!
Avatar 3 is here. The water’s clearer, the skies are bluer, the titties are… still just barely PG-13, and yet — still not a single Black auntie selling herbs by the river. What kind of space sequel is this?
In this episode of Man on Film, we dive headfirst into the Na’vi nonsense, the blue-on-blue beef, and a plotline so familiar it might’ve been lifted from an old Power Rangers episode. We’re talking jungle trauma, whale murder for youth serum, and white boys with dreads getting airbending powers — all in one 3-hour movie.
James Cameron gave us visuals for days, but couldn’t give us a single fade, taper, or Black cast member with speaking lines? Mmmkay.
We rate it 4 animated blue booty snaps out of 5, because despite the spiritual appropriation and racial erasure, that water was giving “premium Fiji.”
This is comedy with critique, blockbuster chaos, and a sprinkling of Oh, y’all thought we weren’t gonna say something?
Spoilers? Absolutely.Snaps? Blue, shiny, and slightly offended.Rating: B / 4.0Vibe: “National Geographic if Tyler Perry directed it.” …and yet
— not a single Black auntie selling herbs by the river, no Dominican uncle on a hover-raft blasting bachata, no Asian scientist side-eyeing the military plan. DEI said “not on Pandora.”Welcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.
Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.
️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.
If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com

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🎬 NEW EPISODE ALERT! 🎧“Predator: Badlands”—Marvel, Disney, or Star Wars?! 👽
In this hilarious, spoiler-packed episode of MAN ON FILM: It’s Raining MAN, Mr. Xcellence! & special guest host Mr. Caravaggio dive deep into Predator: Badlands, directed by Dan Trachtenberg. They unravel the web of cinematic influences—from Marvel superheroes to Star Wars space opera vibes, exploring the Disney-fication of our beloved Predator!
🐾 Highlights include:
How the Predator might secretly be cinema’s first Black superhero (the dreads debate!) ✊🏾Special-needs Predator vs. Daddy Issues—it’s family drama, Predator-style!Will Grogu and Mandalorian face off against Predator and his Pet Monster & AI love interest? 🤖❤️Unpacking the Weyland-Yutani universe: are we headed for a major cinematic crossover?Why this Predator might be the underdog hero we didn’t know we needed.

Expect laughs, theories, passionate debates, and maybe a few tears of joy (or confusion).
🍿 Our Rating: 3.5 Wet Snaps out of 5! 🌧️💦
Tune in, snap along, and see why this might just be the funniest and most insightful breakdown of Predator: Badlands you’ll hear this year!
🔗 Available now on Apple, Spotify, iHeart Radio, Amazon Audio, and wherever you stream!
#PredatorBadlands #ManOnFilm #MovieReview #Podcast #ComedyReviewWelcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.
Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.
️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.
If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com

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In this savage first episode of Man on Film, 🎥 host Andre Xcellence! dives into The Smashing Machine — the intense A24 drama starring Dwayne Johnson as MMA legend Mark Kerr. With striking performances, emotional punches, and some glaring structural flaws, this biopic hits hard… but does it hit right?
MR. Xcellence breaks down the story, the real-life roots, what worked, and what dragged it down. He asks the hard questions: Was this a passion project or a power move? Did A24 undersell it? And does The Rock finally find vulnerability — or just another role that leaves more to be desired?
Rating: 3 out of 5.It slaps in places, but sometimes it just smashes itself.
 Stream it, skip it, or save it for the plane? Let’s talk about it.
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 Keywords:The Smashing MachineThe RockDwayne JohnsonMark KerrA24MMA moviesbiopicsmovie reviewsavage film reviewAndre XcellenceMan on Filmwrestling moviesmovie podcastsWelcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.
Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.
️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.
If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com

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Step into the shadows with this sharp, hilarious, and surprisingly emotional review of The Black Phone 2 — a film that dares to blend trauma, telephones, and terror into one twisted trip.
In this episode, Mr. Xcellence teams up with his ever-dramatic and stylishly skeptical cohost, Mr. Carvaggio, for a cinematic takedown (or is it a redemption?) of one of the most anticipated horror sequels of the year.
Together, they ask the big questions:
Did the ghost of Ethan Hawke leave enough room for a real plot?Are kids still the creepiest part of horror?And most importantly… how would you answer the phone from the other side ON A LAKE AT 1AM?DID FREDDY KRUGER AND JASON VOORHEES ASK FOR THEIR POWERS & MOVIE PLOTS BACK?! 🤔🤡☠️☠️☠️🎙🎙🔥🚨🚨🚨😒😒🫠
This isn’t your typical film review — it’s art critique meets pop culture drag meets spirit realm roast. Equal parts shade and insight, expect laughs, light reads, and some hard truths about horror, Hollywood, and healing through the screen.
 Press play, if you dare… Available now on iHeart, Spotify, Apple, Amazon Music & wherever your nightmares stream.

#ManOnFilm #TheBlackPhone2 #Xcellence #MrCarvaggio #FilmReview #PodcastDrop #Xcellentworld

Welcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.
Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.
️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.
If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com

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In this episode of MAN ON FILM, your host Mr. Xcellence is joined by the always-theatrical guest host Mr. Carvaggio to decode, debate, and dissect "GOOD FORTUNE" the New Keanu Reeves Movie written and directed by Aziz Ansari and distributed by Lionsgate Films Good Fortune, a surreal comedy that asks: What would you do if you could literally change your destiny?
Expect sass, philosophy, and a little Hollywood side-eye as the duo break down: Aziz Ansari’s curious directorial choices Keke Palmer’s celestial glow The film’s chaotic energy — part It’s a Wonderful Life, part Afterschool Special, part “what in the SAG-AFTRA is this?”
Excellence calls it a “faith-based acid trip.” Carvaggio calls it “inspiring… if you ignore the budget.”
A messy morality tale meets a B-movie fever dream. So is Good Fortune actually… good? Tune in and find out.



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 Man on Film Review Drop: GOOD FORTUNE Comedy. Chaos. Keke Palmer in angel drag.
Mr. Xcellence & Carvaggio break down Keanu's latest wild ride about second chances, fate, and what happens when your fairy godfather looks like Aziz Ansari 
Is it divine or disaster?Tap in & laugh with us #ManOnFilm #GoodFortuneMovie #FilmTok #XcellentWorld #KekePalmer #XcellenceWelcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.
Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.
️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.
If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com

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It’s raining cinema, and your “Man on Film” Savage Reviewer” is back from the stars with the “ULTIMATE” Bugonia MOVIE 🍿 review — a genre-shifting thriller that might be the sneaky good Movie Mr.Xcellence has been yearning for all 2025?!?🛸
We’re talking:
Emma Stone’s glorious imperial slayJesse Plemons doing a full emotional detourTheoretical timelines, sci-fi satire, and why the Earth might be flat if you’re seeing it from her shipAND… the moment that made us all go: “Oh, we’re not surviving this.”

We gave it a rare 4.5 stars, with room to rise after a second watch. It’s weird, smart, slightly unhinged, and probably a warning from actual aliens.
Press play and prepare for spoilers, sass, cinema — and a low-budget rebellion that ended humanity with a bang (literally).
🎥 Did our beloved reviewer say “Hated it”?!? Or was it “LOVED IT?❤️
TAGS:#Bugonia #ManOnFilm #EmmaStone #FilmReview #XcellentWorldNetworkWelcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.
Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.
️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.
If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com

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🎙️ Man on Film – “Anniversary” Movie Review: Fish, Fascism, and Family Fights

In this electric episode of Man on Film, the boys are back at it — reviewing the new psychological-political thriller Anniversary starring Diane Lane, Kyle Chandler, and a scene-stealing Madeline Brewer.
Hosts Mr. Xcellence and special guest host Mr. Carvaggio dive into the raw dysfunction, academic warfare, dystopian politics, and “wet fish drama” that make this twisted family dinner one to remember.

💥 Is this a tale of authoritarianism or just a bitter mother-in-law vendetta?

🎭 Did the dinner table drama outshine the larger political message?

🧠 Can a psychological character study still slap in a time of superhero fatigue?

We give it 3 out of 5, with three full snaps (and one for the fish).
Expect spoilers, side-eye, slander, and savage takes in this no-holds-barred critique. And yes, we said UniBomber-stress — you’ll get it when you hear it.

🎧 Tap in and find out why Anniversary might just be your next obsession — or the sleeper hit the theaters didn’t want you to see.Welcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.
Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.
️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.
If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com

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Welcome back to Man On Film, the sassiest review show under the rainbow —where bad movies get dragged and good ones get snaps. This week? We sat through the fever dream that is GOOD BOY, a horror flick that made us want to call the ASPCA. Twice.
Was it a metaphor for death? Mental illness? Or just a hot muddy mess? We break it down scene by confusing scene—from taxidermy wills to animal clairvoyance to actual hell portals in the basement. The only one earning their check? The dog. And he deserves a Netflix deal.
 _?_ Snap?. _?_ Star?. Epic or Epic Fail
Featuring guest reviewer Mr. Carvaccio (begrudgingly), and hosted by the unapologetic, always extra, X. Tune in if you want to laugh, gag, and possibly write a letter to the theater chain for emotional damages.
 Rated E for Explicit (because the truth hurts and we curse when it’s bad).Welcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.
Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.
️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.
If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com

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 MAN ON FILM – Marty Supreme (2026) Ping-pong, pettiness, and problematic men – oh my!
In this high-stakes, high-anxiety thrill ride of an episode, Xcellence and Mr. Caravaggio dive face-first into the chaotic masterpiece (???) that is Marty Supreme. Is it Oscar bait? Or just bait? We ask the important questions: Is Timothy Shyamalan low-key Killmonger with a paddle? Was that hairline a performance choice? Is Gwyneth Paltrow’s scented candle more iconic than Marty’s entire personality? Who’s baby is it? WHO’S BABY IS IT?!
It’s messy, it’s manic, and it moves faster than your auntie’s gossip text chain. And yes, it ends like it fell off a cliff – but was the ride worth it? We’ll tell you. Spoiler alert: he didn’t even win the tournament .
 Supreme Snap Score: 4 out of 5 Snaps Tone: Uncut Gems meets Call Me By Your Ping Pong Paddle
If you don’t listen, your movie taste might be as suspect as Marty’s life choices. #SorryNotSorrySubscribe, rate, and send it to your most chaotic friend — the one who’d definitely fall in love with a scammer .

Welcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.
Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.
️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.
If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com

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 “MAN ON FILM: Night Patrol Movie Review (Guilty Of Crimes Against Cinema?) | MEN ON FILM 🎞 | Xcellent WORLD NETWORK
Buckle up and zip those pants — Night Patrol is officially under investigation. Andre Xcellence! and Mr. Caravaggio return to the scene of the comedy crime to dissect this forgotten 80s fever dream full of cops, comedians, and questionable accents. Is it a cult classic or a felony in film form? You decide. We break down Linda Blair’s wild career pivot, why The Unknown Comic should’ve remained…unknown, and how many fart jokes are legally too many.
Plus: how many snaps do we give this night shift of nonsense? And does Night Patrol deserve a spot in the “so-bad-it’s-good” Hall of Fame next to Troll 2 and Miami Connection?
One thing’s for sure: this ain’t your average roll call. It’s MAN ON FILM — where the badge is fake but the laughs are real.


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Welcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.
Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.
️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.
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Buckle up, babes — the zombies got gym memberships and Rafe Fiennes is serving “evil wizard turned hot doctor” realness.It’s 28 years later and somehow we’re STILL running. This ain’t your cousin’s horror flick — it’s bone temples, bad decisions, and big thick alpha snaps .
This week on Man’s on Film:
Rafe’s full government name has 12 syllables and a death curseSamson is THAT undead dude and he’s built like plot armorSpike = baby angel with Scareface energy Nicole Kidman STILL hasn’t changed that damn silver jumpsuit at AMCWe rate the movie 4/5 Big Zombie D Snaps™ because it EATS (literally)Voldemort dances to Iron Maiden and it’s spiritual
Also: we argue about zombie science, mourn the lost time between sequels, and fight over if this was better than Primate (it was, but go off).
So… should you see it?Yes. Twice. In Dolby. With a helmet.
 Stream now wherever you listen to podcasts. Watch your back, the infected got rhythm.
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 28 years later and Rafe Fiennes is STILL terrifying… and somehow hot?Zombies got bigger. Plots got thicker. And Nicole Kidman still hasn’t changed her AMC outfit.
This week’s ep: Zombie daddy Samson 4/5 Big D Snaps Scareface Spike supremacy Voldemort + Iron Maiden = cinema
 Link in bio. It’s always raining… MEN.#MansOnFilm #BoneTemple #ZombieButMakeItFashion #28YearsLater #SpikeProtectionSquad #RafeFiennesDaddyEra #AMCConspiracyWelcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.
Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.
️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.
If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com

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 Housemaid: Dirty Dishes & Dirtier Secrets 
Sydney Sweeney is scrubbing floors and secrets, but this isn’t Downton Abbey, baby — it’s desperation disguised as drama. Amanda Seyfried’s giving “mystery” with a side of mid-tier wine mom noir, and we’re supposed to care? Mr. Xcellence dishes on class wars, bad wigs, and plot twists dryer than a white Zinfandel.
This episode is giving: “Lifetime thriller with an Oscar filter.”From dirty laundry to messier motives — nobody gets out clean.
Listen now on Man on Film  where the drama gets mopped, chopped, and served hot.

Welcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.
Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.
️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.
If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com

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Hey! Welcome back to the hottest show in the world — Man on Film, where it’s always raining… MEN! 
This week we just left the theater after watching Bring Out Your Dead and lemme tell you — after this movie, you’re gonna be dead, dead, dead, and dead. 
Is it a disaster movie? A zombie flick? A piece of secret propaganda about America’s newest doomsday toy? Yes.Is Ray from Star Wars in it doing her trademark “angry Jedi stare” (no gyat tricks, sadly)? Also yes!Is it cute AND ridiculous at the same time? Absolutely.
We dive deep into:Why this movie left us saying “Sorry?” more than once Comparisons to The Primate (and why Primate beat this one )Predictable plot beats, meh endings, and oh my god visuals that were cool but not enoughOur ratings arguments (3.5 vs 2.5 — fight me!)Zombie lore, EMP attacks, and why everyone should quit spoiling the Skywalker hair game
We unpack the good, the boring, the goofy, and the “I saw that coming a mile away” moments. Plus personal takeaways, fan shoutouts (Dolores ), and the classic Man on Film banter you didn’t even know you needed at 3 AM.
If you want a movie review that’s equal parts tea, chaos, and cinematic accountability, you’re in exactly the right place.
 Per usual:Subscribe, tell your friends, and listen responsibly — especially if you haven’t seen the movie yet. We don’t want spoilers… but we absolutely give them anyway.
MAN ON FILM— because movies deserve to be roasted, toasted, and sassed to perfection.

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 New Episode!We watched Bring Out Your Dead and y’all… It’s chaotic It’s predictable It’s somehow funand yes… we roasted it just how you like.
We gave it 3.5 Man on Film SnapsRay from Star Wars needs a new scriptPlot twists we saw coming… with our eyes closed
 LINK IN BIO for the full review + ridiculousness.#ManOnFilm #MovieReview #BringOutYourDead #ZombieChaos #FilmPodcast

Welcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.
Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.
️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.
If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com

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 MAN ON Film: The PRIMATE Pandemonium 
 It’s raining, men—and murder monkeys! This week, your fave cinematic savants X and Mr. Caravaggio take a wild swing at PRIMATE, the newest blood-soaked creature feature that had us dodging flying bananas and asking, “WHO TAUGHT THIS MONKEY HOW TO DRIVE?”
 From Cujo homages to iPad-using primates chanting “death, pain, death,” we rate this smart, savage, jump-scare fest a solid 3.5 Massive Mammal Snaps  outta 5.
 Is it horror? Is it comedy? Is it bananas? YES. 
Come for the review, stay for the rants, plot hole roasts, fake monkey science, and your boy X screaming “ANACONDA BURGER!” on mic like a man possessed.
 Listen wherever you pod. Follow us @themanonfilm Because it’s always raining, man.
#ManOnFilm #PrimateReview #XcellentWorldWelcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.
Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.
️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.
If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com

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MAN ON FILMGREENLAND 2: MIGRATION MOVIE REVIEW
GREENLAND 2: MIGRATIONThe Sequel That Should’ve Stayed Underground 🌍Gerard Butler’s Apocalypse Glow Down — And We’re Gagging (Not in a Good Way) 🚨
Welcome to Man on Film — where the movies get read like scripture and dragged like wigs on a windy runway.
This week, we’re cracking open the vault marked “unnecessary sequel” and diving into the post-apocalyptic hot mess that is Greenland 2: Migration — aka Gerard Butler Goes Hiking… to His Death. And yes, we watched it so you don’t have to. You’re welcome.
🧨 What went wrong? Glad you asked:
Gerard Butler is soft-launching his hospice era — limping, coughing, dying mid-movie like he’s got a loyalty punch card with Death itself.The plot? A fever dream. AI-generated chaos with ChatGPT’s evil twin on the script.They find France. Yes, France. And somehow walk into it like it’s Costco on a Tuesday.The end of the world is here, but guess what? Everybody still acting soft.The son? NOT giving Hunger Games survival vibes. More like he cried over spilled Soylent.The Black characters? You already know we took bets on who dies first.And don’t get us started on the floating paddle boat and the oars. OARS?? In 2045??
💅 The Ratings Are In:🌪️ 2.5 Nuclear Snaps(That’s 1 for Gerard’s leftover abs, and 1.5 for the French girl who pulled off a miracle side quest for no reason.)

We talk:
PLOT HOLES you could drive the actual comet throughPost-apocalypse fashion failsAudis, wine, dementia, and mysterious working electricity (no one knows why, we asked)And why training your kid for doomsday might be your best bet if Earth acts up again🔥 Plus: A word from the prophet — why bad movies still matter, why cinema is spiritual, and why film is forever the tea. So call the Garritys, call the Adjustment Bureau, and definitely call Gerard Butler’s agent — because this franchise needs a mercy kill.
🗣️ MAN ON FILM: Where the only fallout is the shade we throw.
🎧 Subscribe. Stream. Share it with your cousin, your crush, your co-star. We’re on your airwaves — and we’re not going anywhere.
#ManOnFilm #CarpeVox #GreenlandMigration #XcellentWorld🎤🔥Welcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.
Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.
️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.
If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com

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🎙️ Dead Man’s Wire: This week on MAN ON FILM — your favorite late-night movie review fever dream — Xcellence & Mr. Caravaggio hit the red-eye screening for Dead Man’s Wire, and what a tangled wire it is. Bill Skarsgård is strapped up. Al Pacino shows up outta nowhere. Gus Van Sant said “this is cinema,” and we said “is it… or is it Whitelandish?”
🤯 Based on a too wild to be real but is true story, we unravel a hostage situation that only a white man in 1970s Indiana could pull off without being Swiss-cheesed by police snipers. We’re talkin’ rigged doorways, shaky morals, questionable journalism, and a lotta “wait, he got OUT?”
🎤 Tune in for:
Explosive snaps (literally)Xcellence’s take on “Backchannel-ish” performance energyA $25 challenge to anyone who knows where The Blue Oyster is fromRants, references, and ridiculous truths about Race, Cinema, and U.S (versus “us”)

🎬 Whether you’re watching in a Hercules onesie or shaking your head at the FBI’s lack of plan B, this is an episode you don’t wanna miss.
Because it’s always Raining…💥 Maaaaaaaaaan on FILM!! 💥
#DeadMansWire#MenOnFilmPodcast#xcellentWorldNetworkWelcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.
Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.
️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.
If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com

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 NEW EPISODE DROP – MAN ON FILM 
 THE BRIDE vs MAN ON FILM 
Andre Xcellence! and Mr. Caravaggio step into Maggie Gyllenhaal’s bold new monster reimagining THE BRIDE — starring Christian Bale, Jesse Buckley, Penélope Cruz, and a whole lot of gothic chaos.
Is this a horror movie? A gangster movie? A supernatural mystery? A feminist monster epic?
Honestly… it’s a little bit of all of the above.
Andre was all in on this one — calling Jesse Buckley’s performance as the Bride electric, scene-stealing, and powerful enough to nearly go toe-to-toe with Christian Bale himself. Meanwhile Mr. Caravaggio isn’t completely convinced… which leads to one of the most entertaining debates we’ve had on the show in a while.
Along the way we break down:
 Christian Bale’s haunting Frankenstein Jesse Buckley absolutely taking over the movie Maggie Gyllenhaal proving she’s a serious director That bizarre ballroom dance scene that had the whole theater confused The supernatural hints that might be setting up a bigger universe
Andre even drops the big question:
“Is this the beginning of a new monster franchise… or just a beautifully weird one-off?”
Either way, the theaters were packed, and the fellas have plenty to say about it.
 MAN ON FILM Score: 79% Final Verdict: Worth seeing — especially if you like bold monster stories with style.
 Full review, debate, and foolishness now streaming on MAN ON FILM.
Hosted by Andre Xcellence! & Mr. CaravaggioPresented by Xcellent World Network
#ManOnFilm#XcellentWorldNetwork#TheBride#ChristianBale#JesseBuckley#PenelopeCruz#MaggieGyllenhaal#MovieReview#FilmPodcast#PodcastDrop

Welcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.
Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.
️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.
If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com

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 NEW EPISODE DROP – MAN ON FILM 
Alexander Skarsgård walks in wearing leather, no pants, and a whole lot of attitude in PILLION — and Mr. Xcellence! and Mr. Caravaggio have QUESTIONS.
Is this a daring indie romance? A kinky biker fever dream? Or just the wildest power-dynamic love story we’ve seen since Brokeback Mountain?
This week the fellas break down the buzzworthy queer drama starring Skarsgård and Harry Melling — complete with leather bars, awkward romance, domination, humiliation, and one scene that had the whole theater clutching their pearls.
Along the way Andre Xcellence! asks the real question:
“Is this Beauty and the Beast… or Beauty and the Booty?”
We debate whether Skarsgård just delivered one of the boldest performances of his career, why the movie is surprisingly funny, and whether the film goes a little TOO far for casual audiences.
And yes… we had to introduce a new rating system.
 Overall Score: 75% Breed Movie Rating: ½ (4.5 out of 5)
Translation:Not exactly a breeder movie (that’s for straight date night)…
…but in the Breed Movie Hall of Fame?This one earns serious leather-jacket respect.
Expect jokes, chaos, and one of the most unfiltered movie conversations we’ve had all year.
 Full review, debate, and foolishness now streaming on MAN ON FILM.
Hosted by Andre Xcellence! & Mr. CaravaggioPresented by Xcellent World Network
#ManOnFilm#XcellentWorldNetwork#Pillion#AlexanderSkarsgard#HarryMelling#MovieReview#PodcastDrop#QueerCinema#IndieFilm#FilmPodcastWelcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.
Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.
️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.
If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com

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 MAN ON FILM vs SCREAM 7

REVIEW BOTTOM LINE: We didn’t watch Scream… We "SCREAMED" at it. ☠️
Yeah, I screamed.
At the screen.At the script.At Ghostface.At the studio executives.At Gail Weathers’ lighting team.
Let’s begin.
 The Premise (And The Problem)

They brought somebody back.And then didn’t bring them back.And then kind of brought them back.
You know what? If you know, you know.
That’s enough.
But here’s the thing — if you’re gonna resurrect chaos, you better commit.Give it a three-picture deal.

And for a moment? We had it.After Six movies of Ghostface being harder to kill than a Fast & Furious character, did this latest return arrive in a fun way?
and the classic members of the cast.....Bored. Including Nev Campbell.And don’t get me started on Gail.
 Gail Weathers (Or Her Weathered Clone)

I kept asking in the theater:
“Who is that?”
They kept saying: “That’s Gail.”
I said: “No it’s not.”
Respectfully…

Now let’s discuss the real horror.
Sidney Prescott survived SIX movies.
SIX.
and Her daughter had zero survival instincts.No Rambette energy.No “my mom survived 60 stabbings so I trained in Muay Thai at 7” vibes.
Nothing.
We was in the theater yelling:“Hit center mass! TWO shots! CLACK-CLACK!”
Nope.
Angst. Confusion. Bad decisions.
 Logic? Never Met Her.

The town shuts down.There’s an active killer.And the main character says:
“You know what we should do?Hang out. Together. In public.”
That’s not bravery.That’s accessory charges.
 What Actually Worked

Credit where credit is due:
The beer tap kill? Final Score
We’re giving it: 65%That’s:“I had fun.....yelling.”“I was mad....but entertained.”“Stop making these for us to see unless you want am equally insanely DEFT & ASTUTE & ACCURATE REVIEW.”
 Final Thoughts from Tha Man

If you do Scream 8:
Kill Gail early.Train BABY PRESCOTT.Commit to ScarFACE as a real menace.Or rename it STAB and reboot the madness!
Because at this point?
I didn’t watch Scream.
I screamed at Scream.
MAN ON FILM!!!!Because it’s always raining Man!Welcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.
Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.
️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.
If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com

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MAN ON FILM!!!! 
Episode: “This Is Not a Test” Tagline: Teen angst meets undead panic… and we have QUESTIONS.
Welcome back to MAN ON FILM! — the only review show brave enough to ask the real horror question:“Why are y’all always doing dumb shit on Day 1?”
This week, Mr Xcellence is joined by special guest star Mr. Caravaggio as we dig into This Is Not a Test — a zombie apocalypse flick that tries to be CW romance, end-of-the-world survival, and social commentary… all while the characters repeatedly audition for the role of “First to Die.”
 Zombie Taxonomy Check
We go deep on what kind of zombie movie this thinks it is:
Viral zombies vs. demonic/spiritual zombies“Rules of infection” logicWhy The Last of Us gets its own category (spores ≠ bites)And why the best zombie stories aren’t about zombies at all…
Because the real obsession is:What happens when the rule of law collapses and humans become the apex predator again.
Despite the holes, there is something here:
Atmosphere Tension A few genuinely creepy moments Cast chemistry that suggests sequel potential A core idea that could evolve into something stronger 

And the film doesn’t have the “15 seasons of baggage” problem that some zombie franchises drag behind them like a corpse in flip-flops.

 Final Verdict

RATING: 3 / 6 Zombie Snaps (That’s “watchable with complaints,” a.k.a. “I’m mad but I’ll still talk about it for 20 minutes.”)
If you like zombie movies and can tolerate teen-drama logic, you’ll have fun — but if you’re the type who needs rules, realism, and smart survival behavior… you’re gonna be yelling at the screen like we were.
Because remember:In the apocalypse, natural selection is undefeated.
MANN ON FILM!!!! — because it’s always raining Man

Welcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.
Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.
️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.
If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com

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 NEW DRACULA MOVIE SHOULD BITE THE MANs ON FILM FOR HIS REVIEW 0_o Featuring special guest: Caravaggio (audio only)
Sink your teeth into this week’s extra-dark, extra-delicious edition of Men on Film, where we take a bite out of the brooding cape daddy himself — Dracula. Your favorite sharp-tongued duo returns: Q holds court on camera while the mysterious voice of Caravaggio slides in like a velvet whisper from the crypt.
Is Dracula camp? Is he couture? Is he just a clingy, cape-wearing ex with boundary issues? We unpack it all — from bloodlust to bedroom lighting, metaphors to mother issues. And of course, we rate the drip, dissect the drama, and decide if the Prince of Darkness is still serving iconic in 2026.
Expect laughs, shade, unexpected tenderness, and that signature Men on Film wit that stakes the heart of cinema one glamorous bite at a time.
Now streaming on Acast, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, YouTube & wherever your dark little heart desires. Episode Rating:  (4 Fangs out of 5)#MenOnFilm #Dracula #Andrexcellence #MrCaravaggio #XcellentWorldNetwork

Welcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.
Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.
️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.
If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com

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 Episode Title: Wuthering Fights aka Mr. Euphoria rides again… and chaos follows.

Welcome to Man on Film, the only review show where truth meets torchlight. Your host Xcellence gets all up in on the latest fever dream: “Wuthering Heights” (2026).

On paper, it had everything—Jacob Elordi, Margot Robbie, Hong Chau, and an old-school classic to remix. But what did we get? A D+ disasterpiece.
From people falling asleep in the theater to a soundtrack that felt like “Boom Boom Boom” meets off-brand Shakespeare, this one brought out all the feelings. And by feelings, we mean rage, confusion, and one wild audience full of hot takes and secret society codes.
Is this a modern gothic love story or the first officially certified Furry Period Piece? You decide. But one thing’s for sure: the drama on-screen wasn’t nearly as juicy as the commentary off-screen.
Cue the rating: F for “Foolish.” But also… Fabulous? You’ll just have to hear it to believe it.
 Warning: Explicit language. Full of spoilers, swerves, and Realness metaphors. Proceed accordingly! :)Welcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.
Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.
️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.
If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com

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“Iron Lung: Lo-Fi Horror, High-Stakes Bloodbath”Blood Oceans, Submarine Screams & Gamer Dreams
SummaryIn this deep dive (pun intended), we surface after watching Iron Lung—the claustrophobic horror flick adapted from the cult indie game. Directed by YouTube OG Mark Fischbach (Markiplier), this post-apocalyptic tale tosses a convicted felon into a rusty-ass submarine and submerges him in a literal sea of blood.
We break down how Iron Lung punches above its $3M budget weight class, debate the logic of lunar blood oceans, and ask the big question: why isn’t Method Man in this?! The lo-fi tension hits, the visuals grind, and the horror builds—but does the story deliver, or does it drown in its own mystery?
Plus, we pitch our sequel (Iron Lungs 2: Smoke Break) starring Redman, Dave Chappelle, and a trans baddie. Yes, for real. Don’t miss this one—it’s man, it’s film, it’s always raining.
 Hosted by The Man on Film. Explicit language. Listener discretion advised.

Welcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.
Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.
️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.
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 SHELTER (2024) | Jason Statham Movie Review — Xcellent World Review 

It’s always RAINING MAN at Xcellent WORLD NETWORK, and today we took cover in "SHELTER" — the latest Jason Statham action-thriller directed by Ric Roman Waugh and written by Robert Archer Lynn & Christopher Charles.
From the jump, this one drops you in a Jason-born-meets-‘Leon the Professional’ crossover energy — an assassin with a heart, a girl with too many dead bodies behind her, and a plot that feels like déjà vu with a high-octane twist.
In this solo episode, The Man on Film breaks it ALL down:
Why this isn’t peak Statham, but still gives you 6.5 out of 10 explosive punchesThe wild Steven Siegal vs. Jamaica (MARKED FOR DEATH) action movie beef  (yeah, we went there)The real reason we’re tired of Nicole Kidman’s AMC ad ( facts.)Why Shelter felt like Bourne 6, Mission Not-So-Impossible, and LEON THE Professional “Lite”Plus a rant about action stars needing more Oscar love (put respect on Heath Ledger name )
This isn’t your average review.This is Xcellent World.Unfiltered. Unapologetic. Uncancellable.
Hit play, subscribe, and let the rain wash over you.Because here, we don’t just watch the movies… we light them up.—Let me know if you want a shorter version for podcast apps, or a tagline for clips. You’re in the zone, and this drop is solid gold.
 #JasonStatham #ManOnFilm #XcellentWorldNetwork “It’s always raining…”Welcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.
Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.
️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.
If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com

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 NEW EPISODE DROP – MAN ON FILM 
 SLANTED vs MAN ON FILM 


 What happens when a girl decides the fastest way to fit in… is to become blonde, white, and “socially acceptable”?Yeah. Slanted goes all the way there.
This week, Andre Xcellence! & Mr. Caravaggio break down one of the boldest, funniest, messiest, most conversation-starting movies of the year — a sharp satire about race, beauty, assimilation, high school politics, and just how far people will go to be crowned acceptable.
An Asian teen, tired of feeling invisible, signs up for an experimental procedure that literally transforms her into a blonde white girl — and from there the movie goes full chaos: prom queen ambition, identity crisis, racial satire, social climbing, creepy “ethnic enhancement” science, and one of the wildest fake commercials we’ve seen in a minute.
This movie is funny, uncomfortable, smart, savage, and absolutely not subtle.And honestly? That’s what makes it hit.


 Highlights from the episode
 Olivia giving full Regina George energy and running the school like a tiny dictator
 The “become white in 2 hours” science pitch being insane from jump
 That disturbingly catchy “it’s good to be white” song living rent-free in the theater
 A brutal satire on filters, beauty standards, race performance, and self-hate
 One of the most thought-provoking endings we’ve had to argue about in a while


 Starring:Shirley ChenMcKenna GraceVivian WuAmelie ZilberR. Sarathkumar
 Written & Directed by Amy Wang


 MAN ON FILM Score: 85%
 Final Verdict:Bold. Funny. Uncomfortable. Smart.A conversation-starter with teeth.Not for the overly fragile… but absolutely worth seeing.
If Mean Girls, The Substance, and identity politics had a weird, vicious little cinematic baby —Slanted would be it.


 Hosted by:Andre Xcellence! & Mr. Caravaggio
Presented by Xcellent World Network


#ManOnFilm#XcellentWorldNetwork#Slanted#MovieReview#IndieFilm#AmyWangWelcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.
Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.
️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.
If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com

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 NEW EPISODE DROP – MAN ON FILM 
 HOPPERS vs MAN ON FILM 


 Disney’s “Hoppers” hops into theaters with robot animals, insect politics, and a teenager trying to save the environment one beaver kingdom at a time.
This week on Man on Film, we jumped into Disney’s newest animated experiment — a movie where humans can “hop” into robotic animal bodies to communicate with wildlife. Naturally this leads to insect councils, ecosystem debates, and a surprising number of woodland creatures being very chill about the whole “someone might get eaten today” situation.
The story follows Mabel, a rebellious teen who uses experimental tech to connect with the animal world in order to stop developers from bulldozing the nature preserve her grandmother loved. Along the way we get beaver royalty, caterpillar villains, and a lot of Disney-style life lessons about nature, trust, and the circle of life.
But the big question remains…
Is Hoppers the next Toy Story or Lion King?Or is it just a cute Disney movie you put on so the kids stay quiet while you take an important phone call?
Let’s just say… the Man on Film jury had opinions.


 Voice cast includes:Jon HammBobby MoynihanKathy NajimyDave FrancoSam RichardsonPiper Curda


 Highlights from the episode
 A caterpillar villain that feels like the Disney version of Joffrey
 Environmental messaging that hits you like a Pixar hammer
 Talking animals calmly accepting the food chain like it’s a business meeting
 Disney once again trying to sneak life lessons into a cartoon
 A surprisingly stacked Hollywood voice cast


 MAN ON FILM Score: 70%
 Final Verdict:Good animated movie for kids.Cute, weird, and occasionally funny.
But if someone puts Hoppers on for date night…you might want to reconsider the relationship.

 Hosted by:Andre Xcellence! & Mr. Caravaggio
Presented by Xcellent World Network

#ManOnFilm#XcellentWorldNetwork#Hoppers#MovieReview#DisneyMoviesWelcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.
Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.
️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.
If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com

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 NEW EPISODE – MAN ON FILM  UNDERTONE vs MAN ON FILM 
 What happens when a horror movie about a podcast… forgets how podcasts work and what makes a movie interesting?
Yeah.....That’s Undertone. #MinimalistHorror
This week Andre Xcellence! steps into the booth ready for a creepy audio-horror experience… and instead walks out wondering if the movie owes him time, money, and emotional damages.
Directed and written by Ian Tuason, Undertone tries to build tension through mysterious audio recordings, creepy nursery rhymes, and a supernatural entity haunting a podcast investigation.
Unfortunately… it mostly feels like sitting through a bad podcast episode for 90 minutes.
And if you know Man on Film, you know we love horror — but when a movie markets itself like the next great audio nightmare and delivers three actors, two rooms, and a bunch of sound effects, we’re going to talk about it.
 Highlights from the episode ....#ZERO
 A horror movie about podcasts that somehow doesn’t understand podcasts
 Creepy children’s songs played backwards… because apparently that’s still a thing
 The film feeling like 90% listening to a podcast and 10% actual movie
 Marketing that was scarier than the movie itself
 Andre reading the IMDB reviews and realizing everyone else is just as mad
 Directed & Written by:Ian Tuason
 Starring:Anisha KrishnanAdam DeMarcoMichelle Krusiec

 MAN ON FILM Score: 1 out of 5 stars
 Final Verdict:The marketing was spooky.The movie… not so much.
If you’re a hardcore horror completionist, maybe give it a look someday on streaming.
Otherwise?
You might have more fun just listening to our review.
 Hosted by:Andre Xcellence!
Presented by Xcellent World Network

#ManOnFilm#HorrorMovies#TheUndertone#MovieReview#XcellentWorldNetwork

Welcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.
Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.
️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.
If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com

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 MAN ON FILM: READY OR NOT 2 
Welcome, welcome, WELCOME to the best show in the world — where it’s always raining men  — this is MAN ON FILM with your host Mr. Excellence… and this week?
Oh yeah…
 READY OR NOT 2 is back — and baby… we got THOUGHTS.
Let’s start here:
 This is a solid 70%… maybe 75% if you feeling generous.
Now don’t get it twisted — we were entertained …but did it go HARDER than the first one?
 …we gotta talk about it.
We’re diving into:
• A sequel that should’ve gone bigger… but kinda stayed in the same house • Samara Weaving still fighting for her LIFE (and making choices we side-eye HEAVY )• Sarah Michelle Gellar pulling up like she about to activate Buffy mode… and then NOT doing it • And Elijah Wood sliding in with that “evil lawyer / devil energy” like… sir… how did YOU even get here?? 
And listen…
We gotta address the REAL issues:
 Why is nobody double-tapping ANYBODY?? Why are we making survival decisions like we WANT to die?? And WHY… after everything… are we STILL wearing the same bloody dress??? 
I’m talking:
This movie had moments where we were like:
 “OH THIS ABOUT TO GO CRAZY—”
…and then…
 “…wait… that’s it?”


BUT — we’ll give credit where it’s due:

  And yes… there’s just enough chaos to keep you watching
 Final verdict:
when you say “Part 2”…
IS IT WHAT WE WERE EXPECTING: Bigger? Wilder? MORE unhinged energy?!

 WE BREAK IT ALL DOWN:
• What worked (and what absolutely did NOT)• The plot holes you can drive a truck through • The characters we loved… and the ones we were ready to eliminate ourselves • And the moment that had us like: “WHO EVEN ARE YOU??” 

 Bottom line:
If you liked the first one?You’ll rock with it.
If you wanted something bigger and crazier?
…DID PART2 DELIVER?!? 
FIND OUT ON MAN ON FILM EP.41
 Man on Film — where we don’t just watch movies… we EXPERIENCE them.
Tap in. Tell a friend. And remember:
 If you not tuning in to MAN ON FILM or not double-tapping your villains…

We already concerned about your survival instincts! 

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Welcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.
Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.
️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.
If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com

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 MAN ON FILM: PROJECT HAIL MARY 

Welcome, welcome, WELCOME to the best show in the world — where it’s always raining MEN  — This is MAN ON FILM with your host, Mr. Xcellence, & special guest host Mr. Caravaggio bringing you laughs, hot takes, and elite-level movie talk you didn’t know you needed.
This week? We’re blasting off into PROJECT HAIL MARY  — starring the one and only Ryan Gosling, aka Ken, aka Notebook King, aka “carry-the-whole-movie-on-my-back” himself.
Let me say this CLEARLY: This is a 90% GO SEE IT NOW type of film.
We’re talking:
Big sci-fi ideas Unexpected heart Alien friendships that hit harder than your last relationship And yes… a rock that might steal the entire damn movie 

This isn’t your typical “turn-your-brain-off” space flick. Nah — this one’s got: Humor Emotion Just enough “wait… what??” moments to keep you arguing with your friends after
And of course… we break it ALL down:
Is Ryan Gosling officially in his decade of dominance? Is Rocky (yeah… THAT Rocky ) the next Grogu-level icon?And why are we lowkey questioning some of the science while still loving every second of it? 

We laugh. We debate. We nitpick. We give you the REAL.
Because that’s what we do.
 Bottom line:If you like smart movies, fun movies, emotional movies — or just want something that doesn’t feel recycled — this is your ticket.
And if you don’t go see it?
…we got questions 


 Man on Film — where we don’t just watch movies… we EXPERIENCE them.
Tap in. Tell a friend. And stay locked — because we’re just getting started

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Welcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.
Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.
️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.
If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com

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 MAN ON FILM: THEY WILL KILL YOU 
Welcome, Welcome, WELCOME to the best show in the world — where it’s always RAINING MAN  — this is MAN ON FILM with your host Mr. Xcellence and special guest host Mr Caravaggio… and this week?
Oh yeah…
 THEY WILL KILL YOU is here — and baby, this one came in swinging.
Let’s start here:
 This is a solid 70% overall… but in horror-comedy? We’re pushing that up to an 80%.
Because listen…
This movie is: Bloody Stylish Funny in all the right sick ways And just wild enough to have us sitting there like…
“Wait… is this Kill Bill 3 with Satan??” 


We’re diving into:
• Zazie Beetz kicking ass like prison turned her into a full-blown action demon • Patricia Arquette bringing weird, spooky medium energy like she got direct service from Hell • Heather Graham catching chaos in the most ridiculous ways possible • And a whole devil-rich-people-immortality setup that had us like… “Oh… so THIS is what the co-op fees are paying for?” 


And yes… we gotta talk about the pig.
Because when we say pig…
We do NOT mean cute little farm animal energy 
We mean: Rotting devil pig Sign-your-name-on-the-flesh pig Tentacle / esophagus / nightmare-fuel pig
And once that thing starts doing TOO much?
Yeah…
…we had questions. 


This movie really said:
“What if rich people made a blood deal with Satan for immortality…but make it stylish, slashy, funny, and just a little unhinged?” 
And honestly?
That part kind of works.


BUT — we still keep it real over here:
 The Tarantino influence is LOUD.Like… LOUD loud.
At certain points we were like:
“Sir… Quentin would like his movie back.” 
Because this thing is giving:
• Black exploitation throwback energy• Samurai revenge movie vibes• Horror-comedy bloodbath chaos• A little Cabin in the Woods• A lotta Kill Bill with demons


And of course…
We break down the REAL issues:
• Did the ending go one step too far? • Was the final pig-head sequence genius… or just plain TOO MUCH? • Are these rich-people-in-satanic-cults movies trying to tell us something?? • And how exactly did our heroine come out of prison fighting like John Wick’s long-lost cousin?? 


Let’s be clear:
This is not the scariest movie of the year.
It’s more like:
 Gory Clever Campy Entertaining as hell
So if you like your horror with laughs, blood, weird visuals, and a whole lot of “what the HELL is happening?” energy…
This one might be for you.


 Final verdict:
Overall?
 70%
But on the horror-comedy curve?
 80% easy.
Because not every movie should be judged the same — and in its lane?
This one is fun, messy, stylish, and worth the ride.


 Bottom line:
If you want deep terror and sleepless nights…this ain’t that movie.
If you want:
 A badass lead Devil cult chaos Gore with style Horror-comedy madness And one unforgettable pig from Hell…
…then yeah, tap in.


 MAN ON FILM — where we don’t just watch movies… we EXPERIENCE them.
Find out what worked, what didn’t, what had us cackling, and what had us side-eyeing the screen like:
 “Now why would y’all do THAT??” 
Tap in. Tell a friend. And remember:
If somebody asks you to sign your name on a rotting pig for eternal life…
baby, just go home. 
#ManOnFilm#TheyWillKillYou#HorrorComedy#MovieReviewWelcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.
Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.
️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.
If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com

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 MAN ON FILM: SUPER MARIO GALAXY 
Welcome, welcome, WELCOME to the best show in the world — where it’s always RAINING MAN  — this is MAN ON FILM with your host Mr. Xcellence… and this week?
Oh yes.
 We just stepped out of a private screening of SUPER MARIO GALAXY…
…and baby, we got THOUGHTS.
Let’s start here:
 This one gets a strong 75%.
Which means yes — they actually came back and did what needed to be DONE.
Because after that first movie?
 We had questions.Concerns.Doubts.Maybe even a little emotional damage.
But THIS time?
 Bigger world Better visuals More ambition More “okay wait… now y’all cooking”


This episode, we get into:
• Why this movie feels like Nintendo finally decided to stop playing with us • Jack Black absolutely eating as Bowser like this is lowkey HIS franchise now • Brie Larson pulling up as Rosalina with full cosmic princess energy • Glenn Powell entering the chat as Star Fox like somebody in the casting room was feeling REAL bold • And the one thing that took a CHUNK out of the score…
 What did they do to Yoshi??
Yes.We have to talk about it.Because if you know, you KNOW.
And if you don’t?
Oh, trust… we’re going there. 


This movie really said:
“What if Mario got bigger, weirder, more galactic, more emotional, more cinematic…but still kept enough chaos to make the crowd lose their minds?” 
And honestly?
That part works.
A LOT of it works.
The visuals? Gorgeous.
The scale? Huge.
The fan-service moments? Oh they knew exactly what they were doing.
There were multiple times we were sitting there like:
“Okay wait… why is this actually hitting??” 


BUT because this is MAN ON FILM…
you already know we’re not just here to clap and smile.
We’re asking the REAL questions:
 Why is one of the most beloved Mario characters getting treated like an afterthought? Why did Bowser almost run off with the whole damn movie by himself? Why does Luigi seem like he’s having a whole separate little emotional journey??  And why are certain princesses looking at Mario like they got plans beyond the galaxy?? 


We also break down:
• The moments that made us laugh• The scenes that genuinely gagged us visually• The post-credit setups that got us READY for the next one• And whether this is finally the Mario sequel that gives the franchise real staying power
Because let’s be honest…
This isn’t just about whether the movie is “good.”
It’s about whether Nintendo and Universal finally figured out how to turn this into a real movie universe.
And from what we saw?
 They might actually have something.


 Final verdict:
75%
A definite step up.A much better ride.A visually stacked sequel with real crowd-pleasing energy.
And yes…
we’re still side-eyeing the Yoshi situation. 


 Bottom line:
If you love Mario…If you love animation…If you want a sequel that actually tries to go BIGGER…
this episode is for you.
Because we break down the highs, the chaos, the missed opportunities, and the moments that had us ready to argue in the parking lot after the credits rolled 


 MAN ON FILM — where we don’t just watch movies… we EXPERIENCE them.
Tap in. Tell a friend. Follow the show. And remember:
If you make a whole Super Mario Galaxy movie and don’t give Yoshi his proper moment…
we are going to have words. 
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Here’s a shorter Acast version too, in case you want the tighter post:


 MAN ON FILM: SUPER MARIO GALAXY 
This week on MAN ON FILM, we’re talking SUPER MARIO GALAXY — and yes… they actually stepped it UP.
 Final verdict: 75%
This one is bigger, more ambitious, more visually stunning, and way more fun than the first time around 
We get into:• Bowser basically stealing scenes again • The galaxy-level visuals• The characters that worked• The post-credit setups• And the one major issue we absolutely cannot ignore…
 What did they do to Yoshi?? 
Tap in as we break down what worked, what didn’t, and whether Mario finally found his stride on the big screen.
 MAN ON FILM — where we don’t just watch movies… we EXPERIENCE them.
#ManOnFilm #SuperMarioGalaxy

Welcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.
Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.
️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.
If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com

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 MAN ON FILM: THE DRAMA 
Welcome, welcome, WELCOME to the best show in the world — where it’s always raining men  — this is MAN ON FILM with Mr. Excellence and Mr. Caravaggio… and this week?
Oh, baby.
We’re talking THE DRAMA starring Robert Pattinson and Zendaya — and let’s just say…
 this is not your sweet little wedding movie.
This one gives:
 romance chaos awkward confessions beautiful people making deeply questionable choices and enough emotional mess to power all of Manhattan
Is it a rom-com?Kind of.
Is it unhinged?Absolutely. 
We get into the chemistry, the weirdness, the glam New York wedding energy, and the moments that had us sitting there like:
“…wait, WHAT is wrong with all of y’all??”
 Final verdict: a solid 75% — with extra points if messy relationship chaos is your love language 
 MAN ON FILM — where we don’t just watch movies… we EXPERIENCE them.
Tap in. Tell a friend. And remember:
if the title is The Drama…trust us, somebody is absolutely doing too much. 
#ManOnFilm #TheDrama #Zendaya #RobertPattinsonWelcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.
Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.
️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.
If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com

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 MAN ON FILM: FACES OF DEATH 
Welcome, Welcome, WELCOME to the best show in the world — where it’s always RAINING MAN  — this is MAN ON FILM with your host Mr. Xcellence… and this week?
Yeah…
 FACES OF DEATH is back.
And somehow… this remake is actually WAY better than it has any right to be.
Let’s get straight to it:
 This is an 85% — GO SEE IT (if you can handle it )
We’re talking:
• A performance from Dacre Montgomery that’s straight-up unhinged (in the BEST way) • Brutal, chaotic horror that feels modern, fast, and just uncomfortable enough • A remake of one of the most infamous titles ever… that actually brings something NEW to the table • And moments that had us like: “nah… this is CRAZY crazy.”
But of course…
this is MAN ON FILM — so we’re not just praising it.
We’re asking the real questions:
 Why are people STILL making the worst survival decisions possible? How does something this disturbing end up this entertaining? And how are we laughing in scenes we probably shouldn’t be laughing in??
We break it ALL down:
• What worked (and worked HARD)• What didn’t make ANY sense• The scenes that stuck with us• And why this might quietly be one of the more interesting horror drops this year

 Bottom line:
If you like horror that’s: intense psychological a little chaotic and keeps you talking after…
This is your movie.

 MAN ON FILM — where we don’t just watch movies… we EXPERIENCE them.
Tap in. Tell a friend. And remember:
If a movie makes you laugh, flinch, and question your life choices in the same scene?
…yeah, they did something right. 

#ManOnFilm#FacesOfDeath#HorrorMovies#MovieReview#XcellentWorldNetwork

Welcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.
Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.
️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.
If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

 MAN ON FILM: “BEAST” (Russell Crowe… WHAT happened?!)

Welcome, welcome, WELCOME to the best show in the world…
 MAN ON FILM — and yeah…
…it’s raining, man.


This episode?
We just walked out the theater after watching Beast starring Russell Crowe…
…and let’s just say:
 we got thoughts. 


On paper, this should’ve been a knockout:
 MMA comeback story revenge plot brother dies → fighter returns Russell Crowe writing, producing, starring…
…but somehow?
…it ends up feeling like:
 a remix of every fight movie you’ve already seen.

We break down:
• Why the action scenes actually HIT (the best part of the movie)• The BIG problem: it’s way too predictable — like calling every punch before it lands• The strange decision-making behind the story (and yeah… we noticed EVERYTHING )• And the moment we all realized:
 “wait… is this just Rocky again??” 

And of course…
you already KNOW we had the squad with us.
Including Jethro…
 unfiltered unapologetic absolutely NOT entertained
Let’s just say…
 he had A LOT to say about Russell Crowe 


 Final Verdict:
 6/10 overall ~7/10 in sports movie territory
Respectable…
…but not memorable.
If you’re into MMA movies, it’s watchable.
If you’re expecting something fresh?
 you might be checking your watch halfway through.


 Tap in for:
 raw reactions wild commentary real film breakdowns (no industry fluff)
Because on MAN ON FILM…
 we don’t just watch movies.
We call them EXACTLY how we see them.
#ManOnFilm#RussellCrowe#BeastMovie#MovieReview#Podcast

(THS PODCAST AND ALL CONTENTS ARE PURELY WORKS OF COMEDY AND MEANT FOR HUMOR. *****NOT OFFEND OR TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. GOD BLESS AND THANK YOU IN ADVANCE FOR LISTENING )

Welcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.
Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.
️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.
If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.