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On this week’s episode of Luke & Pete Talking Sheet, the boys discuss the shocking story of a death row inmate who survived a botched execution, before acting out how they’d handle the situation themselves.

Pete opens up to Luke about the embarrassment he felt after suffering a panic attack on the motorway.

And this week’s dilemma comes from a man whose wife grew up in a filthy household. After spending some time staying with her family, she’s started picking up their old dirty habits, and he’s not happy about it.

All this and more on this week’s episode of Luke & Pete Talking Sheet!

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0:00 intro 

2:49 footballer knocks out sexual attacker 

10:58 wrestling naked 

23:38 panic attack 

31:26 death row convict survives two injections

53:19 dilemma: my wife and her family are unclean 

On this week’s episode, the boys discuss influencer Big Stacks, who says he’s straight despite having appeared in gay adult films — apparently, it was all about the money.

Meanwhile, Pete gets caught up in a three-way road-rage incident, and Luke somehow ends up in a fight over a pizza.

What is wrong with these boys?

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0:00 good looking Patreons 

6:13 “my mum tries to join on the joke”

8:13 argument in a pizza shop 

15:02 Pete’s road rage again

22:16 insight into male gynaecologist

40:43 when you accidentally call someone gay 

44:31 circumcision

50:55 she sexted her friend and she sent it to her whole family

1:15:24 sleeping with a man for money but you’re not gay “big stacks” the influencer story  

Guys, you have to listen to this one all the way through. Luke tests Pete with some riddles, then tells him the funniest story he’s ever heard. They tackle two dilemmas: one from a woman who can’t stop cheating on her boyfriends, and another from someone who’s been married for 14 years and is back in contact with an ex. Then Luke and Pete act out a scenario involving a teacher and pupil who’ve fallen in love.

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0:00 Intro + funny racist comments 

5:23 Pete try’s to solves Luke riddle 

8:47 “funniest story I’ve heard in while” + abnormalities 

24:38 fool me once…

30:19 Pete has an Indian wedding and he is scared 

44:43 German police hunt fake serial killer 

49:21 this can’t be true 

51:48 if your son was swapped at birth…

1:00:08 I can’t stop cheating 

1:07:16 married for 14 years but…

1:15:44 if you was a teacher and… scenario 

On this weeks episode Luke calls out Pete for the gift he bought his partner and Pete tells the hilarious story of a German man he played videos games with online who took it way to seriously. 

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0:00 Intro 

1:48 gorillas look human 

6:32 Pete Bee facts or fiction 

12:01 people who take video games too seriously 

17:25 family stresses me out 

28:01 someone crashed into my car and i gave chase 

35:01 is ok to name call when angry?

48:23 is he a selfish partner? 

58:41 John gotti telling off his grandson 

1:05:28 voice note story 

This week, the boys discuss the teacher who was fired after his pupils discovered what he’d been searching for on YouTube. Pete argues that animal names are sexist, and an innocent man’s photo is mistakenly linked to one of the worst crimes imaginable.

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0:00 intro + Pete taking shots at his brother 

6:47 Pete’s theory: animal names are sexist 

15:43 “woman turns me off by braking the 4th wall in p*orn 

20:11 Pete thinks he is closer to white than black 

26:04 teacher fired for YouTube history 

32:05 mans image wrongly used for child p*rn news story 

43:39 man stabbed and the injury didn’t kill him but…

53:12 never sleep with a friends ex even if they say it’s ok 

1:06:21 “I don’t know how to feel about same sex couples in church”  

Luke explains why being a dad to a daughter comes with conversations no man is ever prepared for. Plus, we get into self-snitching, the Tupac murder trial, and why some people seemingly cannot stop providing evidence against themselves.

Another episode of bad decisions, uncomfortable truths and conversations that probably shouldn’t be recorded.

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0:00 intro 

5:55 2pac murder trial + self snitching 

17:57 “one of the reason I would never kill someone”

21:02 most “gangsters” regret their choices eventually

23:48 “if something happened to me would you avenge me?”

27:14 if society broke down

31:46 nobody get bail for murder except…

37:37 “half my life is over if I’m lucky”

39:18 Pete’s conspiracy theory of the week 

46:42 Dilemma: I looked at my some camera roll and saw… 

48:59 Awkward moments being a dad to a girl

56:08 back to dilemma 

58:40 homeschooling 

Luke was dating a woman who snuck him into a domestic violence refuge — and all hell broke loose when they were caught.

Pete wonders whether Chinese and Korean people can tell each other apart, leading to the incredible story of families separated by the Korean War finally being reunited decades later.

And Luke tells the story of a man who spent 24 years searching for his kidnapped son.

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0:00 intro + “Don’t hate us because you don’t agree”

15:15 anti violence protester arrested for having in gun he found 

17:23 watching people secretly from your window 

20:58 locking eye

22:58 “ive been knocked out with a hammer”

26:31 how dirty would a woman have to be to put you off?

44:47 how Asians look a like + and reuniting with lost family after war

54:33 Japan lets you “disappear” 

1:00:25 “ A woman snuck me into a domestic violence refuge”

1:05:53 “people I’ve know as a kid shot dead” 

1:09:25 Pete get philosophical about parenting 

1:25:28 woman found adopted sister but mum getting in the way 

A homeless man gets £100,000 and loses it all in six months — and Luke is horrified to realise he understands exactly how it happened. Luke and Pete invent a completely new way of communicating live on air, while Pete watches one survival show and decides he could now survive in the wild.

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0:00 is Pete still in the closet?7:45 beings a craftsmen 13:02 homeless man given £100,000 broke again in 6 months 22:54 Luke & Pete invent their own communication 33:33 “I don’t spend my money”35:48 Pete thinks he could survive in the wild because of a tv show he watched 51:49 “could you kill a rabbit?”56:18 knocking one out on a family car journey as kid dad caught me

Luke’s up early on a Monday morning when a horn beeps outside his house. He goes out to see what’s happening… and all hell breaks loose.

Would you trust a doctor who was deaf and blind? And Pete reveals how he’d prank his friends one last time from beyond the grave — including the ominous message: “If I die, it wasn’t suicide.”

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0:00 intro 

4:19 The scuffle with the woman

13:18 black people knocking my door

19:58 back to the scuffle (voice note)

26:08 black woman wearing boxing boots 

27:52 some jobs aren’t for women

33:22 teacher got punched 

34:50 Social stigma from school

38:07 back to the scuffle 

39:53 “women in uniform turn me on”

41:53 deaf and blind doctor 

46:23 everybody is happy till it effects them (refugee) 

56:19 Kinahan Cartel + “if I die I didn’t commit suicide, but I did!”

1:08:02 being so angry you kill in broad daylight 

1:10:11 did Pete cause his brother baldness?

This week, we’re joined by social-media-famous barrister @familybarrister.

We talk swearing, his fantastic book The Book of Swearing, how judges work out who might be lying in court, and what can happen when a relationship breaks down and your private messages end up as evidence.

And most importantly: never, ever send this kind of text.

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0:00 friend got rich off of banksy art + drive to make it 

7:35 introduce the guest 

9:05 bad relationship with dad 

11:26 are you legally allowed to hit your children?

19:59 should kids be the priority in a relationship?

21:57 being self motivated 

26:06 books bout swearing 

32:33 narcissist: what are the traits? + seeing it in others

48:31 “I want my partner to look after me” + Pete gets exposed 

1:04:04 when it’s obvious you are incompatible 

1:07:12 how can judge tell who’s lying?

1:15:05 how do you risky stuff with a partner if they can use that against you later?

On this week episode Luke puts Pete because Pete think he above average intelligence and could challenge Elon musk. Honey or loyalty whatsoever most important, what should be illegal that is actually legal and Pete thinks most pornstars are lying about something. 

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0:00 Luke give Pete a quiz 

22:18 what you be upset if your wife done this?

32:51 you’re always falling in love with the person you sleep with 

36:28 how long after you masturbate  can you answer your phone?

41:48 would you kill for 10 million 

49:06 honesty or loyalty?

50:21 what’s legal that shouldn’t be?

56:29 I’m seeing a man that has a girlfriend 

This week Luke and Pete look at a video with the meanest comments and Pete tells Luke about gameshow called the ultimatum and he is pissed off about it. And Luke contemplates how he’s chosen his partners in the past. 

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0:00 intro 

4:32 gameshow about not getting married ( the ultimatum)

7:24 Indian and African Hollywood names 

9:57 back to the ultimatum 

37:17 is beauty overrated?

42:13 think back over the past of people I’ve met briefly 

45:35 why are people so mean in comments 

58:37 using childhood nicknames as men 

This week, the boys tackle two dilemmas that spark plenty of debate. One woman is convinced her partner has a bedroom problem he refuses to admit exists, while another has lost all respect for her dad after he started dating someone her age.

There’s also a nostalgic trip back to the glory days of Channel U, which leads to some brilliant stories, questionable memories, and plenty of laughs along the way.

As always, expect strong opinions, bad advice, and a few jokes that probably shouldn’t have made it into the final edit.

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0:00 critical feedback + Patreon 

6:25 dilemma: my partner is obsessed with fame 

14:59 “we have to be ourselves” + hairy bum holes 

27:33 back to dilemma 

37:11 channel U

44:27 I’m scared of fame 

52:34 dilemma “he goes soft in the bedroom and won’t admit it

Dilemma: My dad is dating someone my age and I’ve lost respect for him 

The boys were joined by the wonderful Sisters in the City Podcast

Warning: this episode contains dangerously high levels of energy.

 Things quickly get chaotic as they dive into modern dating dynamics, sextapes, relationship expectations, and the question everyone pretends isn’t important… money.

With strong opinions flying in every direction, the sisters more than held their own and gave the boys a real run for their money. Expect plenty of laughs, honest conversations, and a few moments that might have you questioning your own views on relationships.

Buckle up — this one’s loud, lively, and a lot of fun.

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0:00 they diss our studio 

3:06 what’s been happen? (A little over sharing) 

4:17 “how have you not been cancled yet?”

8:03 tell them about the live show 

12:47 dating situations + dating dynamics 

29:24 sextapes 

33:07 having kids is hard 

35:53 love island (tv show) 

38:49 ever regretted having sex with someone?

39:58 getting work done (surgery) 

41:04 Pete’s  favourite subject 

41:41 Anna’s background and time on the show 

46:12 do you believe in god?

53:53 “I know a guy who died” (Pete’s story)

1:05:52 “what do you guy usually talk about?”

1:08:21 what would you rather?

1:14:32 should we be more safe for the money?

1:17:40 who should be paying?

1:27:34 funny or fit?

1:30:20 can you forgive an emotional affair?

1:38:42 do you believe in monogamy?

1:45:58 “you’re too dangerous to do a live show with”

On his weeks episode Luke tells the story of when his dog was stolen and Pete is thinking of buying some fish for pets. Luke read a book about how racism my be ingrained in us and Pete thinks its ok for the police to be aggressive which then calls for them to act it out.

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0:00 I have a problem with giving sympathy 

25:05 someone stole my dog + don’t trust rescue dogs 

30:10 I’m not an animal person but I like fish 

40:09 are we born racist? + aggressive police are right

53:26 I hate my best friend husband’s 

1:04:22 I’ve been promoted but now I het away with do no work should I stay ?

1:16:10 guy with brain tumour has really weird side effects  

On this weeks episode the boys talk if they were the leaders of the mars expedition who they would bring (Pete is very transparent about his reason)  the fact they are both unforgiving and randomly AirPods air wax.

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0:00 intro 

3:32 Racism “don’t get uppity”

15:47 “I don’t forgive those who offend me”

19:42 AirPod air wax

24:48 “the president of the uk”

27:32 only smart people should vote 

34:49 being a ruler of a new planet 

Luke has been doing some research into women’s erotic novels, so the boys have written their own and read them Live on the pod! They also hear the worst story ever sent into the pod and a dilemma from a woman who sent in photos because she feels her boyfriend is better looking than her, Luke and Pete give their honest opinion. 

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0:00 send in your questions dilemmas and confessions 

5:15 A true shirt that is my worst nightmare 

15:16 white men have a weird “joke” culture + specials needs kid 

25:44 women’s erotic novels vs Luke & Pete’s erotic novels 

50:55 dilemma: I think my boyfriend is better looking than me, am I punching?

On this week’s episode, the boys discuss how culture and upbringing can shape relationships, why getting rich too quickly can sometimes be a curse rather than a blessing, and tackle the dilemma of the girlfriend who lied about being a virgin.

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0:00 intro & Pete taking shots at “someone”

8:39 dad tells daughter to dump boyfriend because…

12:57 woman takes a poo in the middle of the street 

27:26 very difficult to change culture + working in an office 

37:04 too much money too fast will ruin your life 

41:22 how do famous people date?

53:24 dilemma: my girlfriend said she was a virgin she lied about I leave?

This week, the boys dive into some classic Sheetster dilemmas. One listener wants to know how to become so confident that you genuinely stop caring what people think of you. Another is facing a much tougher problem: her partner hasn’t wanted sex for three years, and she doesn’t know what to do next. As always, Luke and Pete offer their thoughts, questionable wisdom, and a few laughs along the way.

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0:00 intro + when your breath smells like Sh!t 

3:24 are you happy with your life?

11:19 are we too Offensive to grow? + faking mental health 

15:27 Question: how do I become confident like you two and not give a f*ck?

53:35 Question: sexless relationship what do I do?

On this weeks episode the boys talk disabled people getting priority over women with buggies on the bus. A confrontational tv host and is it wrong to sleep with your Step-Sister?

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0:00 embarrassing things you can’t forget 

16:43 “signs I’m getting old”

21:01 so hot the cameras shut off 

22:25 confrontational tv host 

27:43 people from American South 

31:31 being obsessed with women(Ted Turner)

38:10 disabled people take highest priority on public transport 

50:14 has Luke rubbed off on Pete?

51:20 “my grandad cheated”

52:45 “why won’t you get married” + going to church 

1:00:03 are look and Pete “special needs”?

1:07:19 “found a card from my dead grandad”

1:19:40 dilemma: my brother is sleeping with our step-sister 

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This week, the boys are joined by the hosts of the hit TV show Virgin Island. Nothing is off limits as they answer the lads’ most revealing questions about sex, relationships and attraction. Some of the answers are eye-opening. Others leave Luke wishing he’d never asked.

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0:00 Introducing our guests 

2:05 what is Somatica? (Their teachings) 

6:28 Pete exposes Luke 

8:18 if you’re  in a relationships don’t still flirt with other men?

10:32 Are Luke & Pete flirting?

12:47 question: I don’t like dignity or equality in the bedroom is this normal?

17:58 it’s ok to giggle in the bedroom

19:07 spontaneity in the bedroom 

22:04 someone people are easier to please than others 

24:58 question: I want to be told what to do but it feels less masculine?

26:13 cuckolding 

29:43 how old was you when you started playing with yourself?

32:25 fetish, trauma and Luke gets vulnerable 

39:10 was Pete P*nis shamed when he was younger?

44:48 question: why are emotional unavailable people more attractive?

49:08 advice for people with kids 

51:06 novelty, am i destined to cheat?

57:08 are women are more valuable than men in the sexual market?

59:33 “how i show my love”

1:04:05 Luke exposes Pete 

1:05:09 the most honest podcast on the internet 

1:07:35 CNC and trust (male perspective) 

1:10:52 question: when is having a type wrong?

1:16:13 Trust seeker in the bedroom 

1:17:11 how much of sex is to do with ego?

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Luke and Pete have a dispute and they realise it stems from something much deeper and they discuss what they would of done if they had a sleepover at Micheal Jacksons house.

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0:00 would you be upset if your friend done this?

18:11 gecko feeds trapped friend for 10 years 

26:29 “I hate relying on people”

35:43 sensitive to betrayal 

40:15 always thinking people have an ulterior motive 

43:30 insults, praise and low

Self esteem 

50:22 how pete would of tested if Micheal

Jackson was a P*do FFS🤣

57:28 would you rather…: a really hard question that reveals a lot 

Female boss at JP Morgan “allegedly” forces male subordinate to cheat on his wife and Luke and Pete like no one else, give their HONEST opinions. Nobody is saying they are right but at least they are real. Plus Luke describes to Pete how much he has changed since all the female attention he’s getting because of the pod. 

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0:00 Intro & tour stories 

10:30 Power corrupts (female attention)

22:03 JP Morgan female boss accusations 

42:21 weirdest 3 sum I’ve ever heard of 

46:26 only good as a side chick 

48:41 Bondage P*rn 

53:42 Dilemma: I use to smoke crack, how honest should I be on first dates? 

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On this weeks episode the boys talk compare Russell Brand and Carol Voderman who both seem to like their partners young. They also ask is better to have an easy life or a hard life early on and someone has sent in an Ai story about the boys with a romantic twist.

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0:00 hard life vs easy life 

13:21 single mothers 

17:20 Are other countries better than England?

20:23 what’s more important, competence or who you know?

22:56 “I got rejected from McDonald’s and Sainsbury’s”

28:49 Pete’s driving test 

30:05 people we know who are probably dead ( old man I let into my house)

33:29 people who are bitter because of a hard life 

35:44 people who get a lighter prison sentence than expected, why are they happy?

43:13 Russell Brand 

52:48 age of attraction 

56:21 age of the women in the p*rn you’re watching?

58:57 carol vordeman

1:04:16 15 year old girl pretending to be 18 dating men. Who’s at fault?

1:11:39 someone made a funny ai “romantic story about me and Pete 

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This week the boys cover the sad story of the influencer who was ran over and killed and they ask the question should the man who the fight was over be held responsible?

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0:00 intro & tour shenanigans

15:19 Pete’s been robbed 

32:45 influencer kills influencer 

37:47 if a woman knocked you out on camera 

44:36 should the man they were fighting over be held responsible?

53:04 the aftermath ones the emissions wear off

58:16 “ I had to beat an emotional man once”

1:05:56 woman on the run for 6 years caught in 24hrs after reward announced 

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On this episode Luke asks Pete would you rather be a slave or slave master and Pete answer how only Pete can. They talk about Luke preferring older women and Petes adventure out to the boxing at the 02 arena where he bumps in to an old face, literally. 

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0:00 intro & laser tag as a grown man 

9.14 when dogs dominate other dogs 

10:32 Is boxing just glorified violence?

18:43 Pete bumps into Someone from his past at the boxing

24:52 I prefer an older woman who’s looked after herself 

32:01 would you rather be a slave or salve master?

38:31  what’s your pirate name?

44:53 when your partner doesn’t find you attractive 

53:18 Lukes habit tracker problem

57:47 I would rather have money given to me than work 

1:04:15 Ponzi scheme (happy days)

1:12:38 fighting for a living 

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On this weeks episode the boys try to workout how a quadruple amputee has managed to shoot a passenger in his car then go on the run. They tell some inappropriate tour stories. And they have a dilemma from a woman who says” I intimidate men”. 

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Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 

0:00 intro 

1:47 Inappropriate Tour stories 

6:11 being able to fart in front  of people shows power 

18:02 quadruple amputee accused of murder

22:43 Luke and Pete come form very different backgrounds 

26:17 “I’m scared cowardice will rub off on me” 

29:40 Tour driving 

31:41 going to jail as an amputee 

34:14 being angry and having access to a gun 

39:15 tracking a lost phone using iPhone 

44:10 getting trampled at a concert 

47:12 no prison under a year 

47:38 guess who’s back?

48:18 have we tracked the thief of the phone?

50:56 black sex worker in Japan 

58:21 does attention become meaningless?

1:06:39 damaged women need validation and Pete 

1:11:40 dilemma: men find me intimating 

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On this weeks episode they boys have a surprise guest who just shows up half way though filming. Petes new son has arrived. Why Luke has never used dating apps and a dilemma where a woman has so much debt its ruing a new relationship she just started.

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0:00 charlotte has given birth 

10:04 I don’t like the word daddy 

14:50 Tour stories: Pete offended a woman at our live show 

22:04 “Dealing with sibling rivalry now you have two”

27:50 Do doctors have a conflict of interest?

39:59 funny story about Face ID to unlock phone 

45:16 “why I won’t use dating apps”

47:52 “I don’t like the word evil”

Dilemma: My Debts are ruining my new relationship 

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On this weeks episode the boys sit down with the heavy weight boxing legend Derek Chisora and have a chat about violence, ego and the things men don’t say out loud. Would you fight your friend for money? Does sex affect performance? And what do you regret not doing because of fear? A brutally honest look at the mindset behind stepping into a ring to fight another man. 

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0:00 boxing chat: how much do you pay sparing partners? Pete is considering it

5:33 Could you fight a friend in the ring and hurt them for money?

6:11 has your expenses gone up the more successful you’ve become? + black people focus on style to much 

9:15 **sound quality improves**

10:13 “black people haven’t done anything for our people in the last 50 years”

£200 million in the bank what’s the first thing you’d do?

15:51 having guidance is very important for success 

17:11 “I don’t eat pum pum”

21:12 do you abstain from sex during for a fight? + Pete’s missing ejaculation 

24:21 difference between ladies and women 

26:14 “I drive a smart car” 

28:08 what do you do for fun?

30:02 how does a man eat ass?

33:50 how long have you been married?

35:39 real men don’t exist anymore + Cheating

38:38 Being around Anthony Joshua 

42:00 fighting friends 

42:41 who wins Joshua vs Fury?

43:25 boxing is just business like tennis 

44:40 is boxing a corrupt sport?

46:27 what’s up with turki al sheikh holding boxers hands?

50:26 can you be friendly with an opponent before you fight?

53:37 “if it kicked off with me and you I would try and shoot you” 

56:24 most important rule in boxing if you want to survive 

55:54 “I’m loved by everybody” + what makes people hated 

57:46 what ways are you peculiar around money?

59:02 what job would you do if you weren’t boxing?

1:00:45 most useful career advice?

1:02:34 how do you sabotage your own possibilities of success? 

1:04:02 you can never leave boxing

1:05:19 would you fight Jake Paul?

1:06:24 is there anything you regret not doing due to fear?

1:10:14 what would your ideal p*rn be like?

1:14:49 society is getting ruined by clickbait 

1:17:16 Would you go to an ex’s funeral? 

Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 

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On this weeks episode the boys discuss the worlds smallest woman dating a normal sized man. They dig into the manoshpere doc and they answer a dilemma that exposes both of them intimately.

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0:00 live shows Vs TikTok live 

5:07 who’s the woman in the relationship? 

13:58 Manosphere documentary 

32:43 worlds smallest woman dating full size man 

46:38 half siblings 

51:38 Jeff bezos married a woman with kids 

53:47 Pete gets confused again!!

59:06 funny sayings 

1:02:37 Dilemma: Am I weird that I think about my boyfriend’s ex to climax?

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On this weeks episode the boys talk sex by deception. a man started a family with a woman and he already had a family should he go to prison for lying? Elton John had a pointless operation according to Luke. And has someone tracked down Charlotte? This and much more.

The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!

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0:00 the live show is near + why has Elton John done this?

7:02 walking on eggshells at your job 

10:45 why do people who’ve been hurt want to hurt others?

14:58 is celebrity talent passed on to their kids? + kids personality is determined by…

20:40 should lying in relationships be punishable by law? + good looking people don’t have personality?

31:52 can you date normal people if you are really successful?

34:59 Has Charlotte been found by a sheetster?

38:13 has my son got a speech impediment? + family time vs working 

46:48 bad jobs + bad experiences teach so much 

53:32 weird socks 

Dilemma: my stuck up cousin has joined only fans, should I let her know I know?

1:02:15 is there a difference between gay and bi?

Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 

🎧 Podcast

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On this week episode the boys talk weight loss and judging women different to men. Would you let your son wear nail varnish? And they have a dilemma from a woman who has a boyfriend but thinks she’s a lesbian. 

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0:00 posh people speaking slang 

7:58 getting angry at people for not understanding me

10:25 “my daughter went for a sleepover” (Pete’s weird response) + feeling like a pervert 

25:21 letting your son wear nail varnish 

34:11 “I’m like Jesus” + “I’m questioning my belief in god”

37:16 Kelly Osbourne + what keeps you attractive as you age?

42:31 “I don’t think Denzel Washington is that great of an actor”

47:37 white women rapping 

50:46 street performer knocks over kid during stunt 

54:19 high functioning autism? so what’s low functioning?

57:12 “my sons have very different ideologies”

1:01:25 dilemma: “I have a boyfriend but think I’m a lesbian”

1:30:55 “best carpenter we have ever worked with”

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On this weeks episode the boys talk the racist Tourette’s incident at the BAFTA’s and who’s to blame? A woman Luke interacted with online he found out was recently sent to prison. And do you feel obligated to return a favour if one is done for you?

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0:00 Letter of complaint, again👀

6:22 one our dear Sheetsters are in trouble 

15:19 Is it a medical problem or just age?

18:32 health is the most important thing 

23:31 feeling obligated after a favour 

29:38 “woman who I don’t like got sent to prison”

36:53 “she looks bad but I could sleep with out of novelty”

39:07 “why I couldn’t get with a trans woman”

40:54 BAFTA’s racist incident 

58:25 do black people care more about gayness then murder?

1:08:07 smuggling drugs 

Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 

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On this week’s episode, the boys ask why rich people are so weird — and what would’ve happened if they’d ever been invited to the island. Plus, when dating gets serious, when should you actually start talking about money?

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0:00 Pete would be a terrible boss

7:04 Epstein and Elon 

13:10 people who most get offended don’t seem to come from any struggle 

17:50 Epstein emails 

24:36 If you went to the “island” innocently?

29:30 wanting to be knighted by the royal family 

34:11 “ how much money would it take to change us”?

37:32 turning down an MBE

44:18 biggest tragedy in America

52:51 we are like animals 

59:24 question: when should people saying discuss their financial situation?

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On this week’s episode, the boys are joined by the Glasgow-based Girls Overheard podcast. Together they dive into dating, love, cheating, and why women might fall in love faster than men. And of course… it gets crazy and filthy, because Luke and Pete are involved.

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0:00 introducing the girls 

5:35 How we met + “are you dating each others brothers?”

9:06 “condoms are an ick”

15:33 what girls overheard podcast is about

19:08 what Luke gets sent on WhatsApp 

22:34 is it different when a woman cheats?

26:13 women fall in love easier then men

34:37 The prank that made her cry

36:55 last time Luke and Pete got really upset with each other 

43:49 piercings 

48:04 Pete gets confused and comes across as a perv😂😂😂😂

49:10 “my partner won’t tell her family she’s  dating a brown man”

57:40 how measure penis length 

59:10 “my partner won’t take of his condom when we have sex”

1:04:24 weird bedroom stuff 

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On this week episode the boys contact Carolyn a 73 year old escort who look saw on another podcast and asked her to come on the show her response offended them both and they say why. This and so much more trouble on this episode.

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0:00 How we would behave if we had house robots 

13:29 “I was tricked while watching P*rn”

16:06 3 years in jail or 10 years probation?

30:35 “we contacted a 73 year old escort to come on the show and her reply killed us”

43:22 Eating from strangers and getting pranked 

47:20 Weird voluntary sperm donor 

53:00 Alexander the Great was gay 

54:46 Dilemma: Is it wrong to swear? 

1:02:55 Is it wrong to have favourite?

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0:00 How we would behave if we had house robots 

13:29 “I was tricked while watching P*rn”

16:06 3 years in jail or 10 years probation?

30:35 “we contacted a 73 year old escort to come on the show and her reply killed us”

43:22 Eating from strangers and getting pranked 

47:20 Weird voluntary sperm donor 

53:00 Alexander the Great was gay 

54:46 Dilemma: Is it wrong to swear? 

1:02:55 Is it wrong to have favourite?

Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 

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This week, the boys tackle the big questions: would you sacrifice your penis for world peace? Pete gets recognised in public at the worst possible time, and the conversation somehow ends up asking whether a micropenis is worse than losing your legs.

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0:00 its chaotic in here 

2:53 “It feel weird when people want to take a picture with me”

6:13 “The worst time to recognise me”(homeless man) 

21:50 there is no reality + women getting ahead of themselves 

26:07 dwarfs can fight 

27:58 when your friends becomes your manager 

29:01 Pete has finally sh!t himself 

31:02 sex on tour 

34:17 man went from highest paid tv job to working on a bus  

38:14 being on job seekers allowance 

43:16 working in Tk max as a kid 

48:41 “”felt bad for the homeless man that’s is not homeless” 

50:39 “would give up your penis to stop world war 3?”

1:07:08 guy with micro won’t come on the podcast 

1:13:26 prefer a micro penis or lose your legs?

1:17:10 Dilemma about stealing food 

Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 

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The Brooklyn Beckham situation exposes the problem every man has to face:

mum or wife — who’s number one?

Pete goes in hard on the Beckhams, while Luke admits he’s changing how he sees women as he gets older… and Pete absolutely refuses to let that happen 😂

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0:00 Tour details

4:29 Number 1 trait to look for in a woman 

10:18 Attraction vs trust 

16:54 Not finishing antibiotics can kill you

22:32 Sending messages to wrong person 

26:57 My phone try’s to connect to the when I’m watching p0rn

30:42 Mum vs wife who do you choose? (The beckhams)

1:11:29 If a woman earns more than her husband more likely to divorce 

1:15:47 Prank too far dilemma

1:32:23 Chat GTP is snitching 

Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 

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This week the boys talk about noticing a pattern that white women are really into LUBE and they tell each other their experiences. They also have a question from a Sheetster about when is it appropriate to just let a friendship they’ve outgrown die? That and plenty more chaos, honesty, and accidental oversharing in this week’s episode.

0:00 please don’t join if you if you can’t take a joke 

3:08 Will my son want to like me one day? + charlotte is like Pete’s mum

26:10 “white women love lube” + selfish lover 

37:52 Adam 22 let another man sleep with his wife now gonna fight him in the ring for money 

46:26 how do you let a friendship die?

1:12:59 family members who want money 

1:20:55 Fake scratch card prank too much 

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What’s the real trait you need for a long, happy marriage?
(It’s not what you think, and it’s going to annoy a lot of people.)

Elsewhere, Pete is furious with the cast of Stranger Things, claiming that if he’d been given the chance, he’d have absolutely smashed it and carried the show on his back. Netflix, call him.

And finally, we meet a man whose entire Christmas was destroyed… by a Deliveroo driver.

Marriage truths, Hollywood delusion, and festive devastation — all in one episode.

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0:00 Pete jealous of stranger things stars + and having envy 

9:53 letting strangers into your life 

11:38 best trait to have a happy marriage 

19:54 Life after fame 

24:25 Pete didn’t know Jordan’s where from Micheal Jordan 

26:44 child stars + not working 

35:56 36 year old woman sleeps with two boys 

43:31 Shout out to one of our sick Sheetsters 

46:48 “are we narcissists?”

51:52 “I hold grudges”

57:25 I can’t make new friends 

1:05:35 no empathy + loved ones dying 

1:12:06 Dilemma about delivery driver 

Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 

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On this week’s episode, the boys have a very good time breaking down what actually makes bad sex… bad. The conversation spirals into a list of emotional words that don’t exist in English, which unexpectedly unlocks a bunch of stories you rarely hear out loud. And Pete shares a hilarious tale about his dad ignoring instructions and somehow turning it into a very avoidable (and very funny) accident.

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0:00 Luke & Pete bind over someone they HATE!

3:36 Bad moods & Panic attacks  

7:29 What my brother Found in My House After Being Away Too Long

9:36 stress as an excuse for being fat 

11:08 When Embarrassment Is a Management Style

16:07 Pete couldn’t be a CEO

17:09 Divorce Saved Him Millions

18:19 Pete hates management he know all their tricks 

23:02 My kids make me feel so vulnerable I have anxiety 

27:03 dealing with death 

29:44 Pete’s dad funny Christmas story 

35:59 Emotions English Has No Word For

40:46 Am I a cuck?

43:26 man does adult videos with his own brother 

45:21 fake taxi 

47:15 back to the words 

52:42 stories of Pete being a dad 

58:30 more words 

1:00:00 Pete is a very jealous person 

1:02:57 making horrible jokes isn’t funny 

1:13:19 more words 

1:17:17 bad sex 

1:23:17 The filth!!!!!

1:24:49 more words 

Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 

🎧 Podcast

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► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

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This week we ask the big questions: why would a man cheat after 30 years of loyalty? If someone says something racist by accident, should it be held against them? Pete also finds himself defending naked wrestling. Plus, we tackle a listener dilemma about escaping a life of crime with no money saved — do you risk one last push to get ahead, or settle for a low-paid job that could become a lifelong trap?

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0:00 we’ve had some complaints 

3:54 Cutting out screens, sugar and sex for the new year 

7:54 Pete doesn’t think he need to change anything 

10:46 Ai ruining our creativity + stealing ideas 

23:01 octopus have nine brains and can taste with their arms

24:23 taking advantage of aliens + why would he cheat after 30 years of being faithful?

29:06 life must look different from the top 

31:20 Pete is proud he learnt something new 

34:07 when someone says something racist by accident 

36:34 crab mentality + bringing poor and famous 

54:29 Pete justifies his naked wrestling 

57:37 man leaves girlfriend because of how many men she’s been with 

1:04:28 people who have no empathy + borrowing money and not paying it back 

1:10:39 Question: I’m trying to leave a life of crime but haven’t saved any money, what should I do?

Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 

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On this weeks episode Pete gets in the Christmas spirit and has a drink and the boys answer some intimate questions from one of the Sheetsters. And they play a game the only way they can play it, with complete chaos.

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0:00 Tour news 

3:22 Was I verbally abused in front of my daughter?

6:01 Pete upset French won’t speak English to him in France 

9:00 Stealing from supermarkets(only joking) 

16:22 the stinkiest fish ever 

19:20 intimate personal questions from the sheetsters x4 

51:33 Pakistani baby 

56:25 Christmas Crakers 

1:02:13 Game time 

1:35:02 Dilemma: seeing a woman for 3 weeks should we do Christmas presents? 

Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 

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Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.

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(audio Version)

On this weeks episode Pete gets in the Christmas spirit and has a drink and the boys answer some intimate questions from one of the Sheetsters. And they play a game the only way they can play it, with complete chaos.

The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!

👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind).

Don’t miss it!

To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜

Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete

0:00 Tour news 

3:22 Was I verbally abused in front of my daughter?

6:01 Pete upset French won’t speak English to him in France 

9:00 Stealing from supermarkets(only joking) 

16:22 the stinkiest fish ever 

19:20 intimate personal questions from the sheetsters x4 

51:33 Pakistani baby 

56:25 Christmas Crakers 

1:02:13 Game time 

1:35:02 Dilemma: seeing a woman for 3 weeks should we do Christmas presents? 

On this week’s episode, the boys tackle a dilemma from a couple dealing with a neighbour who gets up to some questionable behaviour. Alongside plenty more chaos, they also discuss the unbelievable story of a man who lived with his wife for 20 years without speaking to her.

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👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind).

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0:00 Tour news 

3:17 Trouble in Patreon Land 

4:51 My wife has deformed toes shout her out. 

9:56 Man lived with wife and didn’t speak for 20 years 

12:33 living with your dad and not talking 

18:00 the courage to be disliked 

28:34 our dreams are getting bigger 

29:35 you will better off if you were once homeless 

35:26 the adoption process is weird 

41:43 when teaching your child a lesson goes horribly wrong 

54:56 Having a partner makes me more vulnerable (home intruder act out)

1:07:35 “I know someone who shot their friend by accident”

1:09:04 how do I deal with my (maybe) racist neighbour?

1:14:06 Pete got too excited at the last Patreon show lol

1:16:53 back to racist dilemma 

1:19:12 would you want to live with guns in England?

1:21:22 have you ever had to deal with racist neighbours? 

1:29:25 Big thank you to those that came to the work in progress 

Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 

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Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.

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On this weeks episode Luke quizzes Pete to see if he knows the meaning of Jamaican words. An older woman dating a younger Jamaican man is suspicious, “Is he only dating me for a visa?” And a dilemma form a woman who feels trapped by her bitter disabled husband.

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0:00 Intro 

5:04 Life expectancy 

10:12 Gay Wool clothing 

12:12 Pete left me to get St*bbed 

21:52 female athlete proposes to her male  partner 

28:20 Strong woman winner turns out to be a man

36:04 We love gay people (not in a gay way🤣)

39:20 How do people think so fast in sport?

47:20 Dilemma: Is my partner only saying with me for immigration reasons?

53:06 How much Jamaican (patois) does Pete know?

1:07:42 Dilemma: My partner was in a serious accident now he’s bitter and I feel trapped  

Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 

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► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.

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On this weeks episode the boys talk about people who made some life changing decision very young and have had live with the consequences. They wonder how blind people become attracted to people and Pete relates to a man who is looked down on by his in-laws. 

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On this week episode the boys talk why beauty helps people get away with things unattractive people cant. They also have stories of when they both have tried to impress women and it went wrong. And a dilemma of a woman who cheated but her husband forgave her but now he is really horrible, she asks “should I leave?” 

The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!

👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind).

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0:00 We are on Tour

2:36 “Why I couldn’t go on I’m a Celebrity get me out of here”

16:57 Man finds goldmine on his land then government takes it

25:53 Condom that tells you if the woman has an std 

35:59 Demi Moore weird dating history 

42:23 My simp friend traveled around the world to meet a woman who wasn’t interested  

45:43 When trying to impress a woman goes wrong 

54:09 They use to say “plus size” was good, so why are they on Ozempic now?

1:00:53 Farting in public and hiding it 

1:04:15 Attractive women get away with more than unattractive ones 

1:08:35 Dilemma: I Cheated but he forgave me, but I don’t think he has. 

1:20:03 Jobs where you have to keep a straight face 

Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 

🎧 Podcast

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► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.

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On this weeks episode the boys discuss a woman who divorced her husband  because she couldn’t take how big he was downstairs. Pete isn’t comfortable with women rescuing him in high pressure situations and crimes of passions how would you react  if you caught your partner in the act of betrayal?

The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!

👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind).

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0:00 Come and see us LIVE!

3:55 Restaurant where they bring meat to the table

8:23 “He was so big I divorced him”

18:01 Would you prefer a man or woman in an Emergeny?

27:00 “I loved skilled women” 

29:38 The boys test their flexibility 

33:09 If a woman saved my life + Covering up a crime 

38:29 What Pete would do to an home intruder (yeah right🙄)

44:36 Crime of passion + Even the score 

49:58 Couldn’t free girlfriend from burning car so he got back in

1:03:11 Being ok with dying 

1:09:25 “The comedy end game” 

1:16:16 Question: How experimental are you boys in the bedroom?

Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 

🎧 Podcast

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► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

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On this week episode the boys talk how Petes racist friend got robbed by 4 African prostitutes. They both had interactions with hitchhikers but it turned out very differently. And Luke educates Pete on the dirtiest star signs of the zodiac lol.

The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!

👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind).

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0:00 Tour Info

2:18 Out of the blue event lands friend in prison 

6:21 Tv is so fake 

8:32 I picked up a hitchhiker 

18:41 Lady of the night in Mexico  

21:28 Lady of the night infects 200 men 

24:19 Getting robbed on holiday 

27:56 Racist friend but only to the men 

29:45 DNA proves he’s not the dad, now get over it!

39:42 Fan spots Luke in uncomfortable place 

42:45 No difference between gangsters and politicians 

50:34 Dilemma: sleeping with a flat earther but I know there is no future 

57:01 horoscopes 

1:02:28 back to flat earther 

1:08:42 Dilemma: Am I being too picky? Bulbous fingernails are tuning me off 

Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 

🎧 Podcast

► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.

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Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902

Find Luke Craig @:

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