It's the moment you've all been waiting for: our interview with Rachel Smythe! She was genuinely the sweetest, most wonderful person we've ever met and it was a pure delight to talk to her. 

Thank you all so much for your support and love over the YEARS we've been doing this! We love you!

I'M NOT CRYING YOU'RE CRYING WE'RE ALL CRYING IT'S FINE

Our FINAL episode covering the FINAL two chapters of Lore Olympus, chapters 279 & 280, featuring:

• Redecorating all the men's restrooms in the Underworld
• One last tub time emergency for Hermes
• MOMMIES everywhere
• Our headcanon on what happened to Apollo after the finale
• & our undying love for you <3 

Covering LO chapters 261 & 262, featuring:

• Demophon being a special little guy who needs love
• Hera wearing the world's hottest outfit for the worst day of her life
• HOT GOAT MEN, thank gods

Covering LO chapters 129 & 130, feat.:

• Apollo's order at P.F. Chang's
• The merits of hibernating in a volcano instead of facing your problems
• A TERRIBLE use of taxpayer money
• & more!

Covering LO chapters 127 & 128, feat.:

• Incredible co-parenting skills & himbo energy from Poseidon
• The Karen of eagles
• Hades REALLY doing it for us

Covering LO chapters 125 & 126, and man, things are getting real. Including:

• Hermes really blossoming into his full bad boy self
• A diversion involving Dionysus marrying a piece of filet mignon
• A special phone Hades keeps just for Thanatos

Covering LO 123 & 124 featuring:

• Hecate doing her best Vice Principal impression
• The most responsible purple character we've met yet
• Hera giving us the boldness, the confidence, and the audacity we deserve

Covering LO chapters 121 & 122 including:

• Hades being entirely unable & completely unwilling to even attempt to go along with Hecate's improv
• A thousand nymphs named Gus
• Several characters taking their lives into their hands for no good reason

I AM SO HYPED WE GET TO SPEND THIS WHOLE EPISODE TALKING ABOUT HERA. Covering Lore Olympus chapters focusing on the queen herself, chapters 119 and 120, including:

• Hera's alternating phone answering strategies
• Hera cosplaying as Audrey Hepburn, Ariana Grande, and a pirate queen
• An app idea for people who can't be nice to waitstaff

We are HERE for this Artemis arc in LO chapters 117 & 118 featuring:

• Artemis proving that she is EXACTLY the type of friend you want if you go missing
• Psyche/Ampelus' hair looking INCREDIBLE
• Speculation about Ares' non-toxic masculinity vibe

We're back!!!! We are beyond excited to start covering season 2 of Lore Olympus, starting with the season 1 recap and chapter 116, including:

• wise advice from Hermes
• a complete 180 on our feelings about Demeter
• so much hype!!!

Coming at you from our Patreon, it's our reactions to Lore Olympus Chapter 148, which was just published! We do a reaction to the new chapter every week on our Patreon, but we wanted to give you all a little bonus content while we're on our break. (And if you love this, check out the Patreon!!) We'll be back with regular episodes on March 22!

IT'S HERE. The big bad season 1 finale we've all been waiting for. We're losing our minds as we cover chapter 115 of Lore Olympus, including:

• Demeter being an incredibly realistic depiction of a mom who just doesn't get it
• Persephone making a very scary ginger bread house
• Cinnamon roll, are you okay?

Covering LO chapters 259 & 260, including:

• Alecto making Zoey's ideal drink for Hecate
• Tub time getting upgraded to pool time
• An increasingly muppet-like Kronos voice

Covering LO chapters 113 and 114, featuring:

• the correct amount of bread for two people having breakfast
• wild speculation about where Apollo is taking Daphne for this stupid date
• incredible sexual tension between a man and a butterfly

Covering chapters 111 & 112 of Lore Olympus and THINGS ARE GETTING GOOD:

• Mirrors are cancelled because of the high risk of spookiness
• Persephone FINALLY PATS THE GROUND
• Should we replace the government with sexy panels of Lore Olympus? We think yes.

Get ready to listen to our soul songs as we cover Lore Olympus chapters 109 & 110. We can barely handle everything that happens, including:

-THE KISS WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR
-INCREDIBLE amounts of thirst
-Wait hold up is Thanatos hot now?

Covering LO chapters 107 & 108 including:

• the scoundreliest scoundrel that's ever scoundreled 
• a very bad day for this sexy cat lady bank manager
• Peresphone's very unofficial full name: Persephone Kore O'Demeter O'Hades

Covering chapters 105 & 106, including:

• Minthe's truly inexplicable shower positions
• Thanatos' stagehand outfit
• Does Minthe not pay rent?!?!?!

Covering LO chapters 103 & 104, covering:

• WHEN is Minthe going to start therapy?
• Why is everyone trying to pick a fight with the furies?
• Credit where credit is due for Thetis & Minthe's clubbing outfits

Covering LO chapters 101 & 102, feat. discussions on:

• What Ares is going to write in Apollo's birthday card
• Ares' mad improv skills with his "yes and" abilities
• Precious baby Hades' making real personal growth

Covering LO chapters 99 and 100 (!!!!), including discussing such crucial topics as:

• HOW is Persephone pulling off the lowest of low ponytails?
• Psyche getting progressively more relatable
• Persephone being sexually curious and ready to mingle

Covering LO chapters 97 & 98, including:

• Apollo being the worst kind of artsy dude
• Why is Artemis' wolf not mauling Apollo?
• MORE Apollo drinking game!

Covering LO chapters 95 & 96, featuring:

• An image of femininity we can get behind
• A continuation of the Apollo drinking game (remember, play with coconut water if you're under 21!)
• Persephone's new garage housing all of the world's cars

Covering LO chapters 257 & 258, featuring:

• The mortal realm looking like a Chicago winter
• An excellent cameo from Eris
• A VERY POOR SHOWING from almost everyone at Apollo's dumbass meeting

Covering LO chapters 93 & 94, feat.:

• the god of getting lit
• a totally justified reason to smite an entire village (i.e., hurting a dog)
• why can Zeus have a successful full term pregnancy from any body part?

Covering LO chapters 91 & 92, feat.:

• The world's most useless powerpoint presentation
• Hestia being the god of bread
• An Ariana Grande-inspired thrift store look from Aphrodite

Covering LO chapters 89 & 90 feat.:

• Hades & Persephone's hospital dance moves
• the world's most apathetic receptionist
• Hades & Persephone re-igniting everyone's sexy doctor obsession

Covering LO chapters 87 & 88, feat.:

• the greatest c*ckblock in history
• the real definition of bedroom eyes
• is Persephone a literal saint?

Covering Lore Olympus chapters 85 & 86, including:

• Hades' suits made of diamonds
• the goddess of goat cheese, Goatarella
• Erin's thoughts on the sexiness of that weird goat man bouncer

Covering LO chapters 83 & 84, including:

• Persephone being sad and chesty
• Zeus' full founding father regalia
• Poseidon being secretly woke

Would you rather: spend even one second of your life interacting with Apollo OR bathe in bird crap every day for the rest of your life? There's a right answer and we all know what it is.

Covering LO chapters 81 & 82, featuring:

• Lots of wishes for violence against Apollo
• A beautiful family history of castration
• Persephone being a terrifying sexy monster baby

Covering LO chapters 79 & 80, feat.:

• Zeus and Hera's sex life
• Hebe learning about the birds and the bees using cups
• Hades' "big, sexy, Adam Driver hands," in Zoey's words

Covering LO chapter 77 & 78, discussing:

• The insane story of Metis
• A dark Animorphs roleplay
• Baby Hera & baby Hades being horny little monsters

Covering chapters 75 & 76 of Lore Olympus, discussing: 

• Hades rocking a sexy Santa Claus vibe
• Zoey's GENIUS theory about the Fates' VHS tapes
• Hades' complete lack of understanding of how money works for normal people

• An inscrutable Olympus succession plan
• Persephone's completely wild take on multitasking
• One of the most iconic and unhinged fashion choices of all time

Coving LO chapters 73 & 74, feat.:

• A continuation of Minthe's Game of Thrones cosplay
• Thetis' spicy basic home decor
• Why has Minthe never made even one single good decision in her whole life?

Covering LO chapters 71 & 72, featuring:

• An incredible Game of Thrones cosplay by Minthe
• Is Hades' shrine drawer to Persephone getting a little creepy?
• The best excuse to get out of any situation (see title)

Discussing LO chapters 69 (nice) & 70, feat.:

• Hades' very appropriate use of his work computer
• Admiring Aphrodite's mom skills and her seduction skills
• Plenty of sex jokes for chapter 69, obviously

Covering LO chapters 67 & 68, feat:

• Aphrodite being a problematic icon
• What Eros is actually cooking for breakfast
• Z&E butchering the pronunciations of all the Greek words for love.

Covering LO chapters 65 & 66. Highlights:

• Artemis' best moment
• Mandatory educational content for every human being courtesy of Eros
• Eros is literally the only character who matters and everyone else can sit down

Covering chapters 63 & 64 of Lore Olympus, feat.:

• More details on Z's absolutely impenetrable headcannon about Artemis's crush on Persephone
• Lots of reactions to Hades' tongue
• A completely unlicensed and poorly executed medley of semi-relevant Hamilton songs by Z&E

Discussing LO chapters 61 & 62, feat. such hot topics as:

• Persephone's sexy superhero fashion sense
• Hestia's ongoing attempt to set Persephone up with Artemis 
• Hermes' complete & total willingness to transport and chaperone Persephone to school

Covering LO chapters 59 & 60, feat. discussion on:

• the Furies' ability to bring pain to ANY life form
• Thanatos' STRONG evil train conductor energy
• VIRGINAL PANIC

Covering chapters 57 & 58, discussing such critically important topics as:

• Persephone's aggressive steal-your-man energy
• Hades' dueling roles as sexy business daddy and totally non-creepy friend of Persephone's mom
• How is Persephone always SO SEXY and can she teach us?

Discussing LO chapters 55 & 56, feat. Hades' hair extensions, Hecate being surprisingly relatable, and the sexiest Virgin Mary you've ever seen.

Also, FYI: The audio on this one is a little funky because we were not using our normal recording set up. Yikes. BUT it's totally audible and everything will be back to normal next week. 

Covering LO chapters 253 & 254, featuring:

• Apollo's secret hobby
• Our new middle name
• Hades' sexy Elizabeth Holmes cosplay
• & more

Covering LO chapters 53 & 54, feat. discussions on:

• Hades' STILL pierced ears
• Hades' frustration that Persephone won't let him kill people for her
• How is ANY of this "good optics"? 

Covering LO chapters 51 & 52, wherein Persephone lives out every human being's nightmare of being trapped in an elevator with your love interest and their current partner, discussing such hot topics as:

• Hades' MULTIPLE ear piercings 
• Persephone's ongoing iconic fashion choices
• The questionable filing system in the Underworld

Covering LO chapters 49 & 50, featuring a rousing game of Z&E's Apollo drinking game and discussions on:

• Hades and Hecate's chic torture fashion sense
• A really great day for Hermes
• Persephone's somewhat unusual understanding of friendship