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We were joined by author/comedian Patrick Tracy who is plugging his new book GEAR'D, a sci-fi series that releases weekly, every Tuesday on Amazon. Phoenix talks about going to the Bulls Vs. Suns game and having to ignore a fight behind him so he could watch a game, his lack of Lego brand toys as a kid, Patrick reads a letter he sent to a book publisher that wasn't favorable, Brent reads news that involves animal cruelty, Psy's new song Daddy and a ton of random shit. Seriously, go get the book, it's a quick read and worthwhile. Go get your free copy of the book here: http://www.amazon.com/Geard-Rust-Dust-Patrick-Tracy-ebook/dp/B0182YIGTC/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1449021099&sr=8-1&keywords=gear%27d www.loiteringinwonderland.com Check out the other shows on the LIW network on iTunes, YouTube and Stitcher! 1. The Phoenix West Show! - (weekly comedy news show, available every Monday) 2. LIW Improv Theater - (completely improvised comedy show, available every Monday and Friday) 3. LIW Movie Review - (monthly movie review comedy show, available 1st of the month) 4. LIW Nic Cage Cast - (reviewing a different Nic Cage film every episode, sporadic) 5. LIW The Twilight Zone Review - (reviewing the show The Twilight Zone, watch TZ on Netflix then listen to Phoenix make fun of the show despite loving the shit out of TZ, sporadic) 6. LIW (Fear) The Walking Dead Review - (reviewing both Fear The Walking Dead AND The Walking Dead (TV Show & Comic), available shortly after each episode airs) 7. LIW American Horror Story Review - (reviewing American Horror Story, available shortly after each episode airs) 8. LIW Fargo Review - (reviewing the TV show Fargo, available shortly after each episode airs) 9. LIW Gotham Review - (reviewing the FOX show Gotham, available shortly after each episode airs) 10. LIW Chicago Sports Review - (reviewing Chicago sports, sporadic) (Bulls, Blackhawks, Bears, White Sox, Cubs, Sky) 11. LIW NBA Review - (Phoenix West reviews the NBA in a comedic way)LIW NBA Review - (Phoenix West reviews the NBA in a comedic way)

How will the mid-season finale end? Not at all like Phoenix predicted it would. It ends much slower than he guessed which is amazing because he doesn't give the show much credit at all. Phoenix also again stresses how this episode was extremely preventable if they just cleaned out the zombies nonstop. When will these fictional characters listen to this podcast that they can't download because of a lack of power and therefore internet? Damn them to a zombie filled hell. www.loiteringinwonderland.com

In this episode, Phoenix talks about the boring performance by Wes Bentley, how Evan Peters and Finn Wittrock are the saving graces of the show this season and how awesome of an idea this episode is. Unfortunately this episode is a standalone that is quickly abandoned after it is over. This season is kinda horrible. www.loiteringinwonderland.com Check out the other shows on the LIW network on iTunes, YouTube and Stitcher! 1. The Phoenix West Show! - (weekly comedy news show, available every Monday) 2. LIW Improv Theater - (completely improvised comedy show, available every Monday and Friday) 3. LIW Movie Review - (monthly movie review comedy show, available 1st of the month) 4. LIW Nic Cage Cast - (reviewing a different Nic Cage film every episode, sporadic) 5. LIW The Twilight Zone Review - (reviewing the show The Twilight Zone, watch TZ on Netflix then listen to Phoenix make fun of the show despite loving the shit out of TZ, sporadic) 6. LIW The Walking Dead Review - (reviewing both Fear The Walking Dead AND The Walking Dead (TV Show & Comic), available shortly after each episode airs) 7. LIW American Horror Story Review - (reviewing American Horror Story, available shortly after each episode airs) 8. LIW Fargo Review - (reviewing the TV show Fargo, available shortly after each episode airs) 9. LIW Gotham Review - (reviewing the FOX show Gotham, available shortly after each episode airs) 10. LIW Chicago Sports Review - (reviewing Chicago sports, sporadic) (Bulls, Blackhawks, Bears, White Sox, Cubs, Sky) 11. LIW NBA Review - (Phoenix West reviews the NBA in a comedic way)

In this episode everyone is becoming a vampire. We have like 40 new vampires to the cast and they are all quickly forgotten about. Also, Phoenix explains his true feelings toward transgender/transvestite people (not his true feelings). He also talks about how much he enjoyed 2/3 of this episode. Millennials are annoying people that are supposed to be killed (or so the show says). www.loiteringinwonderland.com Check out the other shows on the LIW network on iTunes, YouTube and Stitcher! 1. The Phoenix West Show! - (weekly comedy news show, available every Monday) 2. LIW Improv Theater - (completely improvised comedy show, available every Monday and Friday) 3. LIW Movie Review - (monthly movie review comedy show, available 1st of the month) 4. LIW Nic Cage Cast - (reviewing a different Nic Cage film every episode, sporadic) 5. LIW The Twilight Zone Review - (reviewing the show The Twilight Zone, watch TZ on Netflix then listen to Phoenix make fun of the show despite loving the shit out of TZ, sporadic) 6. LIW The Walking Dead Review - (reviewing both Fear The Walking Dead AND The Walking Dead (TV Show & Comic), available shortly after each episode airs) 7. LIW American Horror Story Review - (reviewing American Horror Story, available shortly after each episode airs) 8. LIW Fargo Review - (reviewing the TV show Fargo, available shortly after each episode airs) 9. LIW Gotham Review - (reviewing the FOX show Gotham, available shortly after each episode airs) 10. LIW Chicago Sports Review - (reviewing Chicago sports, sporadic) (Bulls, Blackhawks, Bears, White Sox, Cubs, Sky) 11. LIW NBA Review - (Phoenix West reviews the NBA in a comedic way)

Original airdate 11.23.2015. I must have been feeling great because I recorded 2 episodes of this Gotham review in the same day. But also, considering the episode before this was 21 days prior, it meant I was seriously falling behind already. That's why this show failed. That and its host was a failure. - Phoenix West (11.5.16)

Original airdate 11.23.15 - This is the last of the failed LIW Gotham Review episodes. If you guys BEGGED me to pick it back up...I just might. But that's not going to happen. So, it was fun while it lasted. Is this the one where the kid that played Joker died. What was the deal with that. Still no closure on that piece of plot. Was he not the Joker then? The fuck? Anyway, it was fun while it lasted for the LIW Gotham Review. - Phoenix West (11.5.16)

Daryl, Abraham and Sasha are finally back! Daryl's storyline is awesome but Sasha and Abraham just talk about being accountable and in control for too long. Plus we are introduced to new characters that are vague and not complex at all. Plus a random girl is pointlessly and lazily killed to serve the storyline! Yay! Good episode though. Seriously. www.loiteringinwonderland.com

In this episode Phoenix finally gets validation on his wild claim that Glenn was alive. Also he complains about the show some more, mostly about how they don't have a duty at Alexandria in which people stab zombies in the head all day to keep their numbers down. Instead they just keep adding more to the inside of the walls which actually makes Alexandria smaller every single day. Figure it out, people. Balloons. A big part of this episode is balloons. You'll have to watch to figure out why. www.loiteringinwonderland.com

The fuck was I making post-season predictions for in the middle of November? No wonder this show got pulled from the line-up. I did love the posters for this and the Chicago Sports Review but they weren't worth the effort. This is the last episode of the show and you're welcome for that.

This is the angriest episode of The Phoenix West Show! to date. It starts off with such joy too because Phoenix is 2 1/2 hours away from finally owning Fallout 4. He talks about his disgust with breaking down to buy an X-Box One, his anger all systems only come with one controller nowadays, he bought a Ghostbusters Ecto-1A plastic model set that intimidates him to no end and probably won't ever be finished, how him and Bri spent an hour and a half watching videos of people falling down and hurting themselves, how he really hopes a man that repeatedly head butted his car window is dead, he goes to great lengths to describe how he hopes they all died, then he talks about how much he hates the woman that recorded her own drunk driving on Periscope before going into how much he hates everyone at concerts that hold their phones over their heads to record videos they won't watch of a concert they already missed despite being there. People suck. www.loiteringinwonderland.com Check out the other shows on the LIW network on iTunes, YouTube and Stitcher! 1. The Phoenix West Show! - (weekly comedy news show, available every Monday) 2. LIW Improv Theater - (completely improvised comedy show, available every Monday and Friday) 3. LIW Movie Review - (monthly movie review comedy show, available 1st of the month) 4. LIW Nic Cage Cast - (reviewing a different Nic Cage film every episode, sporadic) 5. LIW The Twilight Zone Review - (reviewing the show The Twilight Zone, watch TZ on Netflix then listen to Phoenix make fun of the show despite loving the shit out of TZ, sporadic) 6. LIW (Fear) The Walking Dead Review - (reviewing both Fear The Walking Dead AND The Walking Dead (TV Show & Comic), available shortly after each episode airs) 7. LIW American Horror Story Review - (reviewing American Horror Story, available shortly after each episode airs) 8. LIW Fargo Review - (reviewing the TV show Fargo, available shortly after each episode airs) 9. LIW Gotham Review - (reviewing the FOX show Gotham, available shortly after each episode airs) 10. LIW Chicago Sports Review - (reviewing Chicago sports, sporadic) (Bulls, Blackhawks, Bears, White Sox, Cubs, Sky) 11. LIW NBA Review - (Phoenix West reviews the NBA in a comedic way)

In this episode Phoenix talks about his predictions from the 604 episode. He also talks about how this entire episode is compiled of different one-on-one conversations. Then he gets angry about a few things: why they don't just duct-tape a knife to a stick and kill zombies in shifts all day long until they are just gone, why Deanna is a melting pile of depression, why Ron is such a bitch, why Jessie's son has the stupid haircut and why Maggie is hogging the southern accent in the Greene family. www.loiteringinwonderland.com

Spoilers be here. Right after Phoenix airs his complains about the Morgan character, what does he get? An entire fucking episode about Morgan having a bonding experience with an amazing actor that obviously won't live through the episode. Why does this show hate us? Phoenix also repeats his theory on the fate of Glenn which might have already been answered but he hasn't watched 605 yet despite it being titled 'Now'. Phoenix is a rebel and will watch it later. www.loiteringinwonderland.com

In this episode, Phoenix talks about how inaccurate of a title "Whispers Into Screams" is, at least for this particular chapter. It should be the title of chapter 24. Carl is officially a teenage pimp. Where is Michonne? Is it Claudette or Tammy? Why does she call Maggie a cunt? Find out all those answers in this episode. www.loiteringinwonderland.com

In this episode, Phoenix discusses the true value of Michonne (who is back by the way), What he would do sexually for the person that provided sock-eye salmon in the apocalypse, the bullshit lifestyle of the Whisperers, how invalid of an excuse of rape hurting is for Alpha, and how confusing it gets when all the main characters are all spread out in different places. Plus he tries to get you to go to his website to buy his books. Do it. www.loiteringinwonderland.com

In this episode, Phoenix explains the sound at the beginning of the show's theme song, the awkwardness of going to a Halloween party at a random church, the worst conversation in the world is when you tell someone you're a comedian and they ask you to tell them a joke, his Halloween costume, drinking beer while walking around during actual Halloween, and a quick LASIK update. www.loiteringinwonderland.com Check out the other shows on the LIW network on iTunes, YouTube and Stitcher! 1. The Phoenix West Show! - (weekly comedy news show, available every Monday) 2. LIW Improv Theater - (completely improvised comedy show, available every Monday and Friday) 3. LIW Movie Review - (monthly movie review comedy show, available 1st of the month) 4. LIW Nic Cage Cast - (reviewing a different Nic Cage film every episode, sporadic) 5. LIW The Twilight Zone Review - (reviewing the show The Twilight Zone, watch TZ on Netflix then listen to Phoenix make fun of the show despite loving the shit out of TZ, sporadic) 6. LIW (Fear) The Walking Dead Review - (reviewing both Fear The Walking Dead AND The Walking Dead (TV Show & Comic), available shortly after each episode airs) 7. LIW American Horror Story Review - (reviewing American Horror Story, available shortly after each episode airs) 8. LIW Fargo Review - (reviewing the TV show Fargo, available shortly after each episode airs) 9. LIW Gotham Review - (reviewing the FOX show Gotham, available shortly after each episode airs) 10. LIW Chicago Sports Review - (reviewing Chicago sports, sporadic) (Bulls, Blackhawks, Bears, White Sox, Cubs, Sky) 11. LIW NBA Review - (Phoenix West reviews the NBA in a comedic way)

Nothing clever to write here because I don't remember what this particular episode is about. I still watch Gotham as of this writing but it's basically just a soap-opera for nerds. Deal with it. Original airdate was 11.2.15 - Phoenix West (11.15.16)

In this episode, Phoenix reaches into his heart and shares a piece of Batman fan fiction that he wrote. It won't be what you expect. It will be worse. Much worse. www.loiteringinwonderland.com Check out the other shows on the LIW network on iTunes, YouTube and Stitcher! 1. The Phoenix West Show! - (weekly comedy news show, available every Monday) 2. LIW Improv Theater - (completely improvised comedy show, available every Monday and Friday) 3. LIW Movie Review - (monthly movie review comedy show, available 1st of the month) 4. LIW Nic Cage Cast - (reviewing a different Nic Cage film every episode, sporadic) 5. LIW The Twilight Zone Review - (reviewing the show The Twilight Zone, watch TZ on Netflix then listen to Phoenix make fun of the show despite loving the shit out of TZ, sporadic) 6. LIW (Fear) The Walking Dead Review - (reviewing both Fear The Walking Dead AND The Walking Dead (TV Show & Comic), available shortly after each episode airs) 7. LIW American Horror Story Review - (reviewing American Horror Story, available shortly after each episode airs) 8. LIW Fargo Review - (reviewing the TV show Fargo, available shortly after each episode airs) 9. LIW Gotham Review - (reviewing the FOX show Gotham, available shortly after each episode airs) 10. LIW Chicago Sports Review - (reviewing Chicago sports, sporadic) (Bulls, Blackhawks, Bears, White Sox, Cubs, Sky) 11. LIW NBA Review - (Phoenix West reviews the NBA in a comedic way)

In this chapter, society is rebuilt and it's kinda awesome. Phoenix is confused by how much time has passed but he figures it out way too far into the show. Rick look like shit, Maggie has Hershel instead of Glenn as a child, Andrea is the same, Carl is seemingly 6 years older despite it only being less than 2 years later. Whatever. The timeline is confusing. Phoenix loves what they did with Magna's group. The end. www.loiteringinwonderland.com

Phoenix loves this chapter. More specifically he loves the concept of having/owning/needing "shitting pants" as Negan suggests. He again explains how bored he is watching Michonne bang people and then shut off afterward. He explains every aspect of the war that is happening here. He loves how Negan makes mistakes and isn't just a typical Bond villain. Then he goes into length to explain how stupid Bond villains are. Blah. www.loiteringinwonderland.com

In this one Phoenix talks about how he's bored with Michonne's character in the comic but not in the show. In the comic if she isn't slicing off zombie heads, she is banging a dude without emotion over and over. He also loves the way Negan is written and how he isn't just another bullshit villain. He also goes into what he really thinks happened to the fate of a character in episode 603 of the TV show. It is spoiler free but when he gets into TV spoilers, he tells you to turn it off so don't worry. www.loiteringinwonderland.com

In this one, Phoenix explains how much he hates waiting for his shows so that's why he binge watches/reads everything. This is part 2 of the war and he's glad that he didn't have to keep waiting to see how it ended since he had all the books stockpiled already. He loves Negan so much that it's hard to see it all come to an end. Phoenix also is terribly confused as to WHAT exactly spreads the virus after Negan's plan of infecting their weapons and cutting people to spread the infection works. It's confusing. www.loiteringinwonderland.com

In this one Phoenix talks about how he's bored with Michonne's character in the comic but not in the show. In the comic if she isn't slicing off zombie heads, she is banging a dude without emotion over and over. He also loves the way Negan is written and how he isn't just another bullshit villain. He also goes into what he really thinks happened to the fate of a character in episode 603 of the TV show. It is spoiler free but when he gets into TV spoilers, he tells you to turn it off so don't worry. www.loiteringinwonderland.com

Phoenix and Bri discuss the value behind the song lyrics "Rainbows And Stuff" by legendary artist ICP. Boy do these two look like insane clowns trying to describe the genius to their listeners, i.e. posse. With lyrics that range from calling a woman a slut, how much they like silicone tits, and gingerbread homes, this song is sure to appeal to almost everyone. Phoenix is still upset that ICP didn't follow through and kill themselves. www.loiteringinwonderland.com Check out the other shows on the LIW network on iTunes, YouTube and Stitcher! 1. The Phoenix West Show! - (weekly comedy news show, available every Monday) 2. LIW Improv Theater - (completely improvised comedy show, available every Monday and Friday) 3. LIW Movie Review - (monthly movie review comedy show, available 1st of the month) 4. LIW Nic Cage Cast - (reviewing a different Nic Cage film every episode, sporadic) 5. LIW The Twilight Zone Review - (reviewing the show The Twilight Zone, watch TZ on Netflix then listen to Phoenix make fun of the show despite loving the shit out of TZ, sporadic) 6. LIW (Fear) The Walking Dead Review - (reviewing both Fear The Walking Dead AND The Walking Dead (TV Show & Comic), available shortly after each episode airs) 7. LIW American Horror Story Review - (reviewing American Horror Story, available shortly after each episode airs) 8. LIW Fargo Review - (reviewing the TV show Fargo, available shortly after each episode airs) 9. LIW Gotham Review - (reviewing the FOX show Gotham, available shortly after each episode airs) 10. LIW Chicago Sports Review - (reviewing Chicago sports, sporadic) (Bulls, Blackhawks, Bears, White Sox, Cubs, Sky) 11. LIW NBA Review - (Phoenix West reviews the NBA in a comedic way)

Phoenix and Bri discuss the episode Mommy of American Horror Story, season 5 episode 3. They discuss what they love/hate about the show, what characters they love/hate, and what they are looking forward to in future episodes. They focus for a long time on how much Lady Gaga's character has sex and how it must be in her contract that she fucks every attractive cast member. www.loiteringinwonderland.com Check out the other shows on the LIW network on iTunes, YouTube and Stitcher! 1. The Phoenix West Show! - (weekly comedy news show, available every Monday) 2. LIW Improv Theater - (completely improvised comedy show, available every Monday and Friday) 3. LIW Movie Review - (monthly movie review comedy show, available 1st of the month) 4. LIW Nic Cage Cast - (reviewing a different Nic Cage film every episode, sporadic) 5. LIW The Twilight Zone Review - (reviewing the show The Twilight Zone, watch TZ on Netflix then listen to Phoenix make fun of the show despite loving the shit out of TZ, sporadic) 6. LIW (Fear) The Walking Dead Review - (reviewing both Fear The Walking Dead AND The Walking Dead (TV Show & Comic), available shortly after each episode airs) 7. LIW American Horror Story Review - (reviewing American Horror Story, available shortly after each episode airs) 8. LIW Fargo Review - (reviewing the TV show Fargo, available shortly after each episode airs) 9. LIW Gotham Review - (reviewing the FOX show Gotham, available shortly after each episode airs) 10. LIW Chicago Sports Review - (reviewing Chicago sports, sporadic) (Bulls, Blackhawks, Bears, White Sox, Cubs, Sky) 11. LIW NBA Review - (Phoenix West reviews the NBA in a comedic way)

In this episode, Phoenix talks about his experience with an Arizona pumpkin patch, the differences between city pumpkin patches and the one he grew up with, how he believed Randy Quaid was hiding out on that particular pumpkin patch, how he might suck a dick or two if they dispense pumpkin spice lattes. He also does an update on his Lasik before talking about Back To The Future II day. He framed the newspaper. It's sad, really. www.loiteringinwonderland.com Check out the other shows on the LIW network on iTunes, YouTube and Stitcher! 1. The Phoenix West Show! - (weekly comedy news show, available every Monday) 2. LIW Improv Theater - (completely improvised comedy show, available every Monday and Friday) 3. LIW Movie Review - (monthly movie review comedy show, available 1st of the month) 4. LIW Nic Cage Cast - (reviewing a different Nic Cage film every episode, sporadic) 5. LIW The Twilight Zone Review - (reviewing the show The Twilight Zone, watch TZ on Netflix then listen to Phoenix make fun of the show despite loving the shit out of TZ, sporadic) 6. LIW (Fear) The Walking Dead Review - (reviewing both Fear The Walking Dead AND The Walking Dead (TV Show & Comic), available shortly after each episode airs) 7. LIW American Horror Story Review - (reviewing American Horror Story, available shortly after each episode airs) 8. LIW Fargo Review - (reviewing the TV show Fargo, available shortly after each episode airs) 9. LIW Gotham Review - (reviewing the FOX show Gotham, available shortly after each episode airs) 10. LIW Chicago Sports Review - (reviewing Chicago sports, sporadic) (Bulls, Blackhawks, Bears, White Sox, Cubs, Sky) 11. LIW NBA Review - (Phoenix West reviews the NBA in a comedic way)

On Monday's episode, Phoenix was patiently waiting for The Unreliables to show up for a live studio concert. They didn't show. But the singer did! He felt bad so he performed Monster Mash to help Phoenix celebrate Halloween 2015. It was....fucking terrible....just awful. www.loiteringinwonderland.com Check out the other shows on the LIW network on iTunes, YouTube and Stitcher! 1. The Phoenix West Show! - (weekly comedy news show, available every Monday) 2. LIW Improv Theater - (completely improvised comedy show, available every Monday and Friday) 3. LIW Movie Review - (monthly movie review comedy show, available 1st of the month) 4. LIW Nic Cage Cast - (reviewing a different Nic Cage film every episode, sporadic) 5. LIW The Twilight Zone Review - (reviewing the show The Twilight Zone, watch TZ on Netflix then listen to Phoenix make fun of the show despite loving the shit out of TZ, sporadic) 6. LIW (Fear) The Walking Dead Review - (reviewing both Fear The Walking Dead AND The Walking Dead (TV Show & Comic), available shortly after each episode airs) 7. LIW American Horror Story Review - (reviewing American Horror Story, available shortly after each episode airs) 8. LIW Fargo Review - (reviewing the TV show Fargo, available shortly after each episode airs) 9. LIW Gotham Review - (reviewing the FOX show Gotham, available shortly after each episode airs) 10. LIW Chicago Sports Review - (reviewing Chicago sports, sporadic) (Bulls, Blackhawks, Bears, White Sox, Cubs, Sky) 11. LIW NBA Review - (Phoenix West reviews the NBA in a comedic way)

Phoenix is excited because his old band is coming into the studio! Phoenix used to be the lead singer and bassist for the band The Unreliables. They're in studio....soon....like today probably. www.loiteringinwonderland.com Check out the other shows on the LIW network on iTunes, YouTube and Stitcher! 1. The Phoenix West Show! - (weekly comedy news show, available every Monday) 2. LIW Improv Theater - (completely improvised comedy show, available every Monday and Friday) 3. LIW Movie Review - (monthly movie review comedy show, available 1st of the month) 4. LIW Nic Cage Cast - (reviewing a different Nic Cage film every episode, sporadic) 5. LIW The Twilight Zone Review - (reviewing the show The Twilight Zone, watch TZ on Netflix then listen to Phoenix make fun of the show despite loving the shit out of TZ, sporadic) 6. LIW (Fear) The Walking Dead Review - (reviewing both Fear The Walking Dead AND The Walking Dead (TV Show & Comic), available shortly after each episode airs) 7. LIW American Horror Story Review - (reviewing American Horror Story, available shortly after each episode airs) 8. LIW Fargo Review - (reviewing the TV show Fargo, available shortly after each episode airs) 9. LIW Gotham Review - (reviewing the FOX show Gotham, available shortly after each episode airs) 10. LIW Chicago Sports Review - (reviewing Chicago sports, sporadic) (Bulls, Blackhawks, Bears, White Sox, Cubs, Sky) 11. LIW NBA Review - (Phoenix West reviews the NBA in a comedic way)

Thank You for being a zombie friend! Not quite sure what the episode title means at all but had a ball describing the show. Phoenix attempt to describe the difference between the show and the comic in this episode of The Walking Dead. He focuses a lot on how he couldn't keep track of all the boring Alexandria characters but it doesn't matter because they're mostly all dead now. Does Nicholas have PTSD? Probably. Does Daryl finally get off the motorcycle this season? Nope. Will Michonne learn to love? Heath thinks so. Which doughy white dudes die? A few of them. Will Negan ever show up? Phoenix wishes. Although they'd have to censor him out all the time. www.loiteringinwonderland.com

What Comes After. Andrea moves out for 20 seconds then doesn't. Jesus follows Dwight. Jesus is used to the other way around. He's a better leader than follower because he gets caught. Anyway, Negan is a badass and has to swear every other word in order to show his power. Lucille is sexy, make sure you eat her 'bat pussy'. This is a weird chapter with tons of back and forth between Rick and everyone else in the entire comic universe. www.loiteringinwonderland.com

In this chapter, our characters find out they aren't the only psychopath assholes in the world. There are plenty more! This one introduces the Hilltop people, which makes them sound like a cult. Phoenix also talks about Land Of The Dead and how terrible it was. Then he talks about new character, Jesus and assumes it isn't pronounced in the hispanic manner. The dude is white, just like Jesus Christ....wasn't. Anyway he looks like American Jesus with white skin and long hair. www.loiteringinwonderland.com

Something To Fear is fucking brutal. They kill off 2 main characters. TWO. To. TOO...many characters die in this one. It's just 2 but it seems like a lot. This chapter is awesome and it's filled with lots of new characters to hate/fear/lust after. Phoenix got his wish and Negan is a villain! He asked for this a few chapters ago when a random dude showed up at the gate and Andrea killed him in a page. It was a let down that finally paid off! Will it be worth it? Yes it will. Phoenix already knows the answer because he read ahead! www.loiteringinwonderland.com

We Find Ourselves sounds like a book you'd give to your kid as they're about to enter puberty. This chapter was purely just a set up for the chaos that happens later. Nobody dies, nobody new is introduced. Phoenix then does his Mark Wahlberg impression for a solid minute before getting back to describing the comic. Nicholas attempts to take over the town but doesn't. It was literally that exciting on the page too. He apologizes to Rick but he doesn't seem to give a shit. Typical man. (Thanks for the joke, Pam, the fat lady at every office with lame gender jokes) www.loiteringinwonderland.com

In this episode, Phoenix complains that Aaron and Eric have too similar of names, originally he thought it was Aaron and Erin so that didn't help. He also has a suggestion for the people in this world: if someone is mad at you, give it 30 Mississippi's and they'll forget about it. Shit hits the fan in this chapter just like every third chapter. Carl takes a lesson from his father and goes into a coma. Rick would be so proud. www.loiteringinwonderland.com

Too Far Gone is how Phoenix felt about Derek being killed so quickly at the end of the chapter. The comic introduced a cool villain and IMMEDIATELY killed him off without even a fight. What a shame. Our group has pretty much taken over Alexandria already and it doesn't go well. www.loiteringinwonderland.com

Fear The Hunters. Get this: a priest and a zombie walk into a bar. The zombie says to the priest "ahhgraaaghhh." The priest says to the zombie, "The lord shall keep me safe." The zombie proceeds to eat the priest because his nonviolent attitude is useless in the zombie apocalypse. Holy shit Gabriel is so insanely useless. He's just another pointless mouth to feed. Phoenix spends time in this installment talking about who/what is useful and what is not. www.loiteringinwonderland.com

Life Among Them was like Norman Rockwell meets George Romero. Lies are exposed, new ones are made. Eugene still has a mullet. Glenn looks exactly like Maggie when he takes his hat off. Rick starts a new love/hate relationship with Douglas inside Alexandria. They will be there a while so get comfortable. But not too comfortable because shit hits the fan soon. Listener beware. www.loiteringinwonderland.com

What We Become is a sad one. Rick and Carl are still feeling the loss of Lori and Judith. Phoenix can't image why because he hates Lori with all his heart. Phoenix also spends a lot of this episode focusing on Rick's sleep mannerisms. Just saying... maybe if he slept more he wouldn't have to take a week long coma every few months. Also, he's horrified and confused as to why grown men would want to rape Carl when they are already surrounded by adult men to fuck. Weird. www.loiteringinwonderland.com

Here We Remain wasn't too thick on plot so Phoenix did a bit of story-telling before the actual review starts. He touches on hating the sports/comics chasm, exactly how many TWD comics there are and how much money you'd have to spend to be a completist, Back To The Future Part II day and how dumb the USA Today paper being a day late was. Then he discusses the comic and how crazy everyone is getting. www.loiteringinwonderland.com

Made To Suffer is when they decided to thin the herd. Cut the bullshit characters, even if they are infants. Fuck it. Hit the reset button. I'm very glad they did. Thin Lizzy would love the plot of this one too. Trust me. It's a reference. The Governor gets his revenge!....er...revenge for the revenge that was taken out on him....it's confusing but awesome. www.loiteringinwonderland.com

The Calm Before is a warning about the next chapter when the shit hits the cartoon fan. This chapter however.... just lounges around a lot for the most part. Lori has Shane's baby (because he pumped her full of semen), Dale is bitten (but it doesn't matter), and Carol fucks a child. It's fun on a zombie bun. www.loiteringinwonderland.com

We started season 5 of American Horror Story and holy shit is it weird/confusing/boring at the same time. We had to run the show without Brent but we had a lot of fun discussing anal raping, Lady Gaga's eyebrows, Wes Bentley's boring performance and other things that are involved with stories, horror and America. www.loiteringinwonderland.com Check out the other shows on the LIW network on iTunes, YouTube and Stitcher! 1. The Phoenix West Show! - (weekly comedy news show, available every Monday) 2. LIW Improv Theater - (completely improvised comedy show, available every Monday and Friday) 3. LIW Movie Review - (monthly movie review comedy show, available 1st of the month) 4. LIW Nic Cage Cast - (reviewing a different Nic Cage film every episode, sporadic) 5. LIW The Twilight Zone Review - (reviewing the show The Twilight Zone, watch TZ on Netflix then listen to Phoenix make fun of the show despite loving the shit out of TZ, sporadic) 6. LIW (Fear) The Walking Dead Review - (reviewing both Fear The Walking Dead AND The Walking Dead (TV Show & Comic), available shortly after each episode airs) 7. LIW American Horror Story Review - (reviewing American Horror Story, available shortly after each episode airs) 8. LIW Fargo Review - (reviewing the TV show Fargo, available shortly after each episode airs) 9. LIW Gotham Review - (reviewing the FOX show Gotham, available shortly after each episode airs) 10. LIW Chicago Sports Review - (reviewing Chicago sports, sporadic) (Bulls, Blackhawks, Bears, White Sox, Cubs, Sky) 11. LIW NBA Review - (Phoenix West reviews the NBA in a comedic way)

The first 15 minutes of Chutes And Ladders was boooooooring but it got much better once Evan Peters took over. We are again without Brent but he will be back next week so don't cry. We discuss how they show too much fake sex in this show, the questions aren't answered that should be and then we speculate on how much we will like the show in the future. www.loiteringinwonderland.com Check out the other shows on the LIW network on iTunes, YouTube and Stitcher! 1. The Phoenix West Show! - (weekly comedy news show, available every Monday) 2. LIW Improv Theater - (completely improvised comedy show, available every Monday and Friday) 3. LIW Movie Review - (monthly movie review comedy show, available 1st of the month) 4. LIW Nic Cage Cast - (reviewing a different Nic Cage film every episode, sporadic) 5. LIW The Twilight Zone Review - (reviewing the show The Twilight Zone, watch TZ on Netflix then listen to Phoenix make fun of the show despite loving the shit out of TZ, sporadic) 6. LIW (Fear) The Walking Dead Review - (reviewing both Fear The Walking Dead AND The Walking Dead (TV Show & Comic), available shortly after each episode airs) 7. LIW American Horror Story Review - (reviewing American Horror Story, available shortly after each episode airs) 8. LIW Fargo Review - (reviewing the TV show Fargo, available shortly after each episode airs) 9. LIW Gotham Review - (reviewing the FOX show Gotham, available shortly after each episode airs) 10. LIW Chicago Sports Review - (reviewing Chicago sports, sporadic) (Bulls, Blackhawks, Bears, White Sox, Cubs, Sky) 11. LIW NBA Review - (Phoenix West reviews the NBA in a comedic way)

Phoenix got LASIK this week and was bombarded with quotations about it. Instead of just reading you information and actual facts on the subject, he decided to just share his experience with the ENTIRE process. Lasers are assholes and shouldn't be feared. Secretaries are bitches. The title of this episode isn't serious so don't think it's a reflection of anything that actually happened. If you have any questions for Phoenix, send them to loiteringinwonderland@gmail.com www.loiteringinwonderland.com Check out the other shows on the LIW network on iTunes, YouTube and Stitcher! 1. The Phoenix West Show! - (weekly comedy news show, available every Monday) 2. LIW Improv Theater - (completely improvised comedy show, available every Monday and Friday) 3. LIW Movie Review - (monthly movie review comedy show, available 1st of the month) 4. LIW Nic Cage Cast - (reviewing a different Nic Cage film every episode, sporadic) 5. LIW The Twilight Zone Review - (reviewing the show The Twilight Zone, watch TZ on Netflix then listen to Phoenix make fun of the show despite loving the shit out of TZ, sporadic) 6. LIW (Fear) The Walking Dead Review - (reviewing both Fear The Walking Dead AND The Walking Dead, available shortly after each episode airs) 7. LIW American Horror Story Review - (reviewing American Horror Story, available shortly after each episode airs) 8. LIW Fargo Review - (reviewing the TV show Fargo, available shortly after each episode airs) 9. LIW Gotham Review - (reviewing the FOX show Gotham, available shortly after each episode airs) 10. LIW Chicago Sports Review - (reviewing Chicago sports, sporadic) (Bulls, Blackhawks, Bears, White Sox, Cubs, Sky) 11. LIW NBA Review - (Phoenix West reviews the NBA in a comedic way)

Phoenix West was out of town so he had his friends Charles Barkley and Shaquille O'Neal step in and record their very own show. Maybe next time they'll actually get to some basketball talk. www.loiteringinwonderland.com Check out the other shows on the LIW network on iTunes, YouTube and Stitcher! 1. The Phoenix West Show! - (weekly comedy news show, available every Monday) 2. LIW Improv Theater - (completely improvised comedy show, available every Monday and Friday) 3. LIW Movie Review - (monthly movie review comedy show, available 1st of the month) 4. LIW Nic Cage Cast - (reviewing a different Nic Cage film every episode, sporadic) 5. LIW The Twilight Zone Review - (reviewing the show The Twilight Zone, watch TZ on Netflix then listen to Phoenix make fun of the show despite loving the shit out of TZ, sporadic) 6. LIW (Fear) The Walking Dead Review - (reviewing both Fear The Walking Dead AND The Walking Dead (TV Show & Comic), available shortly after each episode airs) 7. LIW American Horror Story Review - (reviewing American Horror Story, available shortly after each episode airs) 8. LIW Fargo Review - (reviewing the TV show Fargo, available shortly after each episode airs) 9. LIW Gotham Review - (reviewing the FOX show Gotham, available shortly after each episode airs) 10. LIW Chicago Sports Review - (reviewing Chicago sports, sporadic) (Bulls, Blackhawks, Bears, White Sox, Cubs, Sky) 11. LIW NBA Review - (Phoenix West reviews the NBA in a comedic way)

Al Pacino attempts to pay back Phoenix for staying at the studio for weeks by doing the LIW live reads. He doesn't do well. Then he gets angry. Typical Al Pacino. www.loiteringinwonderland.com Check out the other shows on the LIW network on iTunes, YouTube and Stitcher! 1. The Phoenix West Show! - (weekly comedy news show, available every Monday) 2. LIW Improv Theater - (completely improvised comedy show, available every Monday and Friday) 3. LIW Movie Review - (monthly movie review comedy show, available 1st of the month) 4. LIW Nic Cage Cast - (reviewing a different Nic Cage film every episode, sporadic) 5. LIW The Twilight Zone Review - (reviewing the show The Twilight Zone, watch TZ on Netflix then listen to Phoenix make fun of the show despite loving the shit out of TZ, sporadic) 6. LIW (Fear) The Walking Dead Review - (reviewing both Fear The Walking Dead AND The Walking Dead (TV Show & Comic), available shortly after each episode airs) 7. LIW American Horror Story Review - (reviewing American Horror Story, available shortly after each episode airs) 8. LIW Fargo Review - (reviewing the TV show Fargo, available shortly after each episode airs) 9. LIW Gotham Review - (reviewing the FOX show Gotham, available shortly after each episode airs) 10. LIW Chicago Sports Review - (reviewing Chicago sports, sporadic) (Bulls, Blackhawks, Bears, White Sox, Cubs, Sky) 11. LIW NBA Review - (Phoenix West reviews the NBA in a comedic way)

In this chapter, the Governor is introduced and immediately gets into the business of raping. Phoenix won't touch that subject though. Nope, he won't force his way into the topic. The topic doesn't want to be discussed. Your ears don't want to be hearing about it. Phoenix will not force his way into your ears or any other orifice for that matter. Anyway, this chapter has an awesome quarter back sneak of a twist to it. www.loiteringinwonderland.com

Phoenix West reviewed the episode titled JSS and couldn't be more pissed about the title. Was it an attempt to be clever? Does it stand for JeSuS? Is it code for the Wolves? Who knows? That makes Phoenix very mad. If you're going to title the episode that, at least answer the question within the episode titled after it. Dildos. Phoenix also discusses how much he's starting to hate the following characters: Morgan, Carl and Ron. They could all die and the show would be better off for it. Sounds like Phoenix hates the show but he really doesn't. www.loiteringinwonderland.com

In this chapter Michone nails a dick to a board. That should be enough to scare you off but she does more terrible shit in revenge. This issue is insanely linear so it's hard to describe without sounding bored. Phoenix does his best though. That's why this episode is so short. Totally give it a listen though, it's funny. www.loiteringinwonderland.com

This chapter has the 22 page fight scene you've been waiting for...wait...no it's just between Rick and Tyrese. I didn't want to see them fight at all. Phoenix covers chapter 4 of The Walking Dead comic in a classy fashion, complete with plenty of cursing and racist questions. This chapter has the best ending to a chapter so far. Love it. www.loiteringinwonderland.com