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Hello. Welcome to LoFi Bedtime Very Tales. I hope your holiday season is flourishing and you are experiencing nothing but positive good thoughts where you are believing in yourself! And if you aren't, get to it! I hope your year has been one accomplishment after another and you are making positive and helpful decisions in your mind and with your behaviors. I'm certainly trying to. This episode is a selection of the songs that have been in episodes thus far. Almost all of them. Almost is sometimes good enough! As always please remember to do things today to make tomorrow better!


Positive Good Thoughts  1:10
New You  4:34
Bully  8:32
Scary Mary  12:56
The Nut  16:56
First Blush  24:20
Rainbows - acoustic  27:48
Uncle Monkey  30:28
Back to School  33:29
Twice the Nights Before Christmas - Rudolph Remix 2024  36:54
Garden of Groove  45:06
Happy Birthday  49:18 
Coffee Tofu  51:47
Infinity  56:17
HardCHORE  100:52
Morning Dove  104:42
Halloween Dance Remix 2024  107:02
Grandma Go Go  114:56
Do You  118:55
Summer Shine  122:20
Rainbows  130:23
Inside Kids  133:25
Spend Christmas with You  138:15
Dream of You  142:32

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Hello. Welcome to LoFi Bedtime Very Tales. I present to you a song about kids who don't want to go outside and mix it up in nature. There is absolutely nothing wrong with doing fun activities indoors. However, if you consider yourself to be an "inside kid" who won't play outside, then you are missing out on heaps and lots of tremendously fun activities. Such as searching for fairies and unicorns, staring into the sky and naming clouds Larry or Angie,  catching a grasshopper and setting it free, and you cannot dance or sing in the rain inside. Get up and get outta that home and safely do things to get some grass stains on clothes and make memories under the natural light of the sun. For doing that clearly will help you do things today to make tomorrow better. 

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Hello. Welcome to LoFi Bedtime Very Tales. I hope your holiday season - whichever holiday or holidays you celebrate or do not - is going well. This time of year it is best to be with those we love and doing things to make positive memories that we can reflect back on later in our lives. I have already done it today. I'll share my snow ice cream recipe with you at a later time though. This song is all about being with those and doing the things that we love. So, please do your thing and make sure that you always do things today to make tomorrow better. 

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Hello. Welcome to LoFi Bedtime Very Tales. I have re-recorded and remixed my story about meeting S.C. and the reindeer years ago when I was a glad lad. It was Christmastime and that always helps me think, feel, and behave happy! I hope that even if you listened to this last year you will give the updated version a chance to brighten your smile as it fills you with the holiday spirit. Remember, that we help ourselves when we help others and it is always a grand idea to do things today to make tomorrow better. Ho ho ho!!!

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Hello. Welcome to LoFi Bedtime Very Tales. I trust you are having positive good thoughts everyday my patient listener. Is that accurate? I hope that it happens as sure as the sun rises and sets. Having positive good thoughts is crucial to having a positive good life for when we think positively, we feel positively, and then we behave positively. Everyone loves it when we are doing that. So, I can state with a certainty that this song may help or encourage people to have more positivity in their lives. Another way to have positivity in your life is to do things today to make tomorrow better. 

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Hello. Welcome to LoFi Bedtime Very Tales. This episode consists of simply dreamy music. There are lyrics that will accompany this music in a future episode. I hope you enjoy listening to this dreamy music as you prepare to do things today to make tomorrow better.

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Hello. Welcome to LoFi Bedtime Very Tales. I hope you are recovering well from your Halloween adventures! Or from that pop quiz in Social Studies yesterday. I present to you, my patient listener, a story about a boy who is quite anxious and anticipates that bad things will happen even when there is no evidence of anything to happen. Expecting negative events to develop is not a good thing to do. Spoiler alert. He gets some help and figures it out. Please enjoy and remember to do things today to make tomorrow better. 

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Hello. Welcome to LoFi Bedtime Very Tales. This is simply Scary Mary the song. Enjoy or maybe don't. I hope you do though. As always, please remember to do things today to make tomorrow better.


*this episode has a slight modification

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Hello. Welcome to LoFi Bedtime Very Tales. I hope you have your Halloween costume all prepared and you are ready to live it up. I have remixed this song from last year. It's a bit much more and I hope you enjoy it. I really do. You should dance your way to the neighborhoods that give out the full size candy bars and get a little spooked too! Why not?!? Halloween only comes once a year! So BOO to you and always remember to do things today to make tomorrow better.

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Hello. Welcome to LoFi Bedtime Very Tales. This is simply Scary Mary the song. Enjoy or maybe don't. I hope you do though. As always, please remember to do things today to make tomorrow better.

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Hello. Welcome to LoFi Bedtime Very Tales. In this episode I present to you a tale about a girl named Mary who has some struggles with her anxiety and fears. There is a bit of a Halloween theme but it is not a spooky story. I can assure you of that. If I were to compose a scary story, I think it may frighten everyone off and I do not want to do that. Mary learns some lessons on how to better manage herself in this episode and you may too by listening. Never be afraid to face your fears. Never. Things are often much worse than they seem to be in our minds, my patient listener. Please believe in yourselves as doing that shall always help you think, feel, and behave in a more positive and helpful manner. As always, please remember to do things today to make tomorrow better. 

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Hello. Welcome to LoFi Bedtime Very Tales. I hope your summer or winter is going well wherever you may be on this spinnin' piece of rock that we call Earth is. This creative endeavor I am presenting to you is all about how we may have differences about our likes and dislikes, but we can and should all still be friends with one another. One can never have too many pals for they help us learn more about all of life's curiosities, eccentricities, and bingbangboogieinticities - I made that last one up. I gather you were able to discern that with a shrewdness that has been sharpened by your various friendships. See! Friends help! Now get yourself some Chai tea, black licorice,  and please listen to this musical diversion with your lifedogs. Please empower yourself and encourage you and those you care about to always do things today to make tomorrow better. 

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Hello. Welcome to LoFi Bedtime Very Tales. In this episode I present to you a song about first time strong feelings of affection. That or the song is a cry for help. Ha ha hee ha! You be the judge, jury, and bailiff. First time feelings can be a bit much, but like everything else, as long as we remain rational and positive, all shall be groovy. You can do that, right? Please remember to always do things today to make tomorrow better. 

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Hello. Welcome to LoFi Bedtime Very Tales. I am thinking, feeling, and behaving well these days. I believe this is because I am surrounded my positive people. Are you? If you are not, then try to be and always try to be the positive person in any room or field or pool or gym or forest you are in. In this episode is a rather curious story about a magical flower and a fascinating place called Flowerville. I won't say much more other than it is about acceptance. Acceptance is a wonderful thing and promotes harmony. I dig harmony and I did flowers too - literally and figuratively! And my patient listener, always remember to do things today to make tomorrow better.

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Hello. Welcome to LoFi Bedtime Very Tales. Yep, it's that time of the year for a whole lot of you. Back to school you go! Yes and it is glorious. You can be with your friends learning new things all day long. We have to learn and there's nothing to be nervous about that. At least that's what I think. And I think a lot because I have learned a lot. We all belong in our schools together so there not be anything to be nervous about. And if there is something bothering you, well you'd better tell your parents and school staff so it can be fixed. Trust me, I didn't like school sometimes, but I always ended up having heaps of ha ha ha's! I have created a rather upbeat and punchy fun song. I truly hope that you enjoy it. And I hope that you do things today to make tomorrow better.

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Hello. Welcome to LoFi Bedtime Very Tales. I hope your summer or winter is groovedoggin' along with a series of smiles all the while. In this episode I present to you a story of how a puppy becomes a dog. It has nothing to do with becoming housebroken so you can get that thought right out of that beautiful brain that you have my ardent listener. Perhaps the best way to describe this has to do with learning patience and resisting the urge to do something that is not helpful. Remember we must always try to do and think helpful things so as to not provide us with more memories of mishaps, mistakes, or missteps. There are more words that start with M, but I shall only use them. Doing and thinking helpful things leads to a more positive future. Please remember to do things today to make tomorrow better. 

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Hello. Welcome to LoFi Bedtime Very Tales! I sincerely hope that your summer for those of you in the Northern Hemisphere of our big blue baby Earth is flourishing! This here production is all about trying to have the MOST FUN EVER this summer, That's it! Live your life like summer is almost over EVERYDAY. Honest. I do. And I always remind people to do things today to make tomorrow better. 

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Hello. Welcome to LoFi Bedtime Very Tales. In this episode is a rather curious song about my Uncle Monkey. There will be a tale about Uncle Monkey in the future. Uncle Monkey has done many things and is a somewhat unique individual who asserts that people should believe in themselves and try new things. Simple message in a silly song. I hope you enjoy it as much as I delighted in creating it. Remember to do things today to make tomorrow better.  

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Hello. Welcome to LoFi Bedtime Very Tales. I have previously released this episode and think it's time for a replay. It's rather goofy and I hope that it does not happen when you attend summer camp this summer. I hope that you have a wonderful time at summer camp or wherever your summers take you! PUHlease listen to your counselors. They are there to help you have as much fun as possible. I hope that your summer camp head cook is more selective with the food than the one in this story.  Please remember to do things today, like wear sunblock and don't swim past the rope, to make tomorrow better.  

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Hello. Welcome to LoFi Bedtime Very Tales. I hope you are thinking, feeling, and behaving well. I really do. Life is much more enjoyable when those three things are working together. In this episode I present to you the tale of Brother Bean. There are several messages in this story. One is to always believe in yourself without fail. Another is to try to remain calm in difficult situations. And another is to always let your imagination come alive to create works of art for the act of doing them can be the reward in itself and other times, the reward can be your life changing wonderfully forever. Please always believe in yourself and always remember to do things today to make tomorrow better. 

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Hello. Welcome to LoFi Bedtime Very Tales. In this episode I let my imagination grab a guitar and tell a tale about Rainbows. You know what a Rainbow is, right? I'm sure there's some scientific reason as to how they are created. I'd like to propose an alternate explanation. It is a little more magical and certainly more poetic than what a scientist may suggest or even prove. Spoiler alert! Rainbows are created by the love of two people.  And romance is not a necessary, although that does happen too - with adults of course. So, the next you see a Rainbow, realize that you are witnessing the natural phenomenal manifestation of love.  And that, my patient listener is certainly more HiFi than LoFi. As always, please remember to do things today to make tomorrow better. 

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Hello. Welcome to LoFi Bedtime Very Tales. I hope that you are thinking, feeling, and behaving well today. In this special episode I present to you a song about the perspective that one person has towards another person.  Specifically speaking, how one person feels the other should think about themselves to help them understand just how wonderful they truly are.  This may be seen as the way parents view their child or children or the way friends see one another. There's another message in this poem set to music and that is to tell the people in your life just how important they are to you. Saying I love you is the short way. However, take some time and perhaps maybe rhyme being informational when you tell them just how sensational they are to you. Doing that is likely to make things positive. As always, please remember to do things today to make tomorrow better. 

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Hello. Welcome to LoFi Bedtime Very Tales. In this episode I let my imagination grab a guitar and tell a tale about Rainbows. You know what a Rainbow is, right? I'm sure there's some scientific reason as to how they are created. I'd like to propose an alternate explanation. It is a little more magical and certainly more poetic than what a scientist may suggest or even prove. Spoiler alert! Rainbows are created by the love of two people.  And romance is not a necessary, although that does happen too - with adults of course. So, the next you see a Rainbow, realize that you are witnessing the natural phenomenal manifestation of love.  And that, my patient listener is certainly more HiFi than LoFi. As always, please remember to do things today to make tomorrow better. 

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Hello. Welcome to LoFi Bedtime Very Tales. Not tails like as in cats but tales as in fables, myths, and parables. Parables that won't make you feel terrible.  I'll stop with the nonsense already. In this episode is a lesson on how one cat is trying to live his life and have as much happiness as he can. Meanwhile his neighbor cat is consumed with negativity and only seems to focus on what the other cat has. It's not helpful to be negative and certainly not helpful to be spending so much emotional energy in order to remain upset over someone else who is not impacting your life at all. As long as no one is bothering anyone or hurting any animals, I like to let people be and hope they'll do the same for me. It's all about being neighborly. And being neighborly is being helpful.  You know what else is helpful? Remembering to do things today to make tomorrow better.

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Hello. Welcome to LoFi Bedtime Very Tales. Oh blather! Here is a song about a  bully. The tale about bullies will be coming along soon enough. Bullies tend to act like bullies for typical reasons and none are worth being a bully for.  I do not believe that bullies are thinking, feeling, or behaving well at all or they wouldn't be acting like bullies. I've known some bullies in my time and all of them did not like one person the most. Guess who that was? It was them! Yep! So, please enjoy this song that may have been musically-influenced by my time in the Pacific Northwest. And remember to do things today - like not be a bully - to make tomorrow better.

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Hello. Welcome to LoFi Bedtime Very Tales. I hope you are thinking, feeling, and behaving well. Additionally and furthermore, I hope you are simply enjoying your life! There's a lot to enjoy from the sheer beauty of all the shades of purple, the deliciousness of a crisp glass of lemonade, and the good feelings we experience when we are around the people who care about us. In this episode I will tell you the tale of Sam and how she learns to navigate the difficult waters of a new school and unexpectedly develops some coping skills that help her better manage her anxiety. Sam is pretty rad, but she just doesn't know it yet. If you enjoy my story, I highly encourage you to give a listen to an interpretation of it by my wonderful friends over at Planet Storytime Podcast. Finally, always remember to do things today to make tomorrow better. Sam certainly has and you'll hear how it worked out well for her. 

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Hello. Welcome to LoFi Bedtime Very Tales. In this episode I present to you a song about how a person can maintain an endlessly positive and optimistic attitude about life and the importance of being kind to oneself. We must be as nice to ourselves as we are to the people we care about in our lives. If we go around being mean to ourselves, then we are more likely to be in a sad or anxious mood. Have I ever mentioned how it's not quite the celebration to be in those moods? Those moods come and then they go, but they last much longer if we are down or hard on ourselves. We have to be our biggest supporter no matter how old we are. Do you think that dolphins swim around telling themselves that they are not swimming as well as they should and that they should be leaping out of the water as well as their friends? I think not. Furthermore, we are not our feelings. We are people who experience many feelings - good, bad, and goofy. It's just part of our normal everyday lives.  And we shall experience these feelings to infinity. That's a lot of information to hear. One more  - please remember to always do things today to make tomorrow better. 

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Hello. Welcome to LoFi Bedtime Very Tales. I hope that you are thinking well  and feeling well and behaving well. In this episode,  I will tell you the tale of the Homeroom Hero. His name is Butch and he is all about trying to help his fellow classmates learn more about each other so that they can feel better about who they are and about their friendships. Not really such a bad thing. The more we may learn about each other, the more we may learn about ourselves. So, I hope you enjoy listening to this story and always, please remember to do things today to make tomorrow better. 

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Hello. Welcome to LoFi Bedtime Very Tales. In this episode is a punk rock kinda song about having to do your chores. We ALL have chores to do. Some we like; some we don't. Cleaning out the cat litter box has been on top of the charts for me for some time now. Regardless. We have to complete them or they will not get done. And that is no good, understood? So, please enjoy the distortion and dissonance on the guitars and accelerated drum tempos and remember to do things today - like chores - to make tomorrow better!

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Hello. Welcome to LoFi Bedtime Very Tales. I hope you are thinking and imagining positively and well! In this episode I present to you a tale about how it is wonderful  to let our imaginations loose like wild mustangs on the high deserts of western North America and that it is also appropriate to reign in those wild mustang thoughts and corral them into our minds when we need to focus on our studies or serious conversations. I know it may be an arduous adventure for you to imagine, but sometimes I get off track too. Like imagine if words were like the animals in the zoo and you had to go to one place to see them. AND that place to see the words is actually the dictionary! But what if you can't find the dictionary.... Anyway, that is NOT what this tale is about at all. Now let's hear what Brody and Nate are up to in today's episode. As always, remember to do things today to make tomorrow better!

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Hello. Welcome to LoFi Bedtime Very Tales. In this episode I present to you a song  for the most important person in my life. Perhaps you can sing it to the most important person in your life on their birthday for doing that for them is likely to make tomorrow better for you...!

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Hello. Welcome to LoFi Bedtime Very Tales. In this episode is a song to help you fall asleep. I hope you enjoy listening to it as much as I enjoyed making it, my little Baby Belles. Remember do things today to make tomorrow better.

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Hello. Welcome to LoFi Bedtime Very Tales. I hope you are prepared for another tale where you will learn something to help you think, feel, and behave a bit better. We will go from Hawaii to Minnesota and back to Hawaii. So, you'd better have your bags packed so  that you may learn the lesson of learning how to do something that you do not need to do or know now, but knowing it will certainly come in handy at later time. It's good to know things. Actually, it's wonderful to know things and to teach others these things. Here's something you already know, but I'll tell you again. Please remember to  do things today to make tomorrow better. 

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Hello. Welcome to LoFi Bedtime Very Tales. In this episode, I present you the song about Grandma Go-Go! It is influenced by my very own Grandma. She would take us all everywhere to do everything so much we were always on the go go. She was teeming with so much positivity, compassion, and understanding that people loved to be around her for they liked themselves more when they were with her. I hope that you all have people like her in your life too. It is never a bad thing to try and be sweet to everyone even if they are a bit sour towards you. There will be the tale of Grandma Go-Go this year too! She inspired me to always be the best I could be.  So it goes without saying, that she would always want you to do things today to make tomorrow better. 

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Hello! Welcome to LoFi Bedtime Very Tales. I hope you are thinking, feeling, and behaving  well. In this episode, I will tell you all about a dragon named Brad, his sardonic sidekick Sparkles, a girl named Iris, and a kitten named Anthony. Since this tale has more words than any other I have shared thus far, I have made the decision to keep it simple. Just words and accompanying music. The lesson from this story is that we cannot always think that the way someone looks means that they will be that way. I have known some very friendly appearing people in my days who were as mean as salt is salty. So, with that being said. We must always try to not judge people, animals, or meals by the way that they look, but instead on how they behave and how the food tastes.  You know what I mean, my little spicy pinto bean? Accepting is easier to do than judging and feels so much better too. And that reminds me to remind you that we should always do things today to make tomorrow better!

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Hello. Welcome to LoFi Bedtime Very Tales! I hope you are thinking well into the new year! This episode tells the tale of a family in a state of change and informs us all on some of the obstacles to overcome and how not giving up but instead revising routines while preserving patience prove to be what helps attain the goal of getting a good night's sleep. No sheep were counted in the making of this story. Change is something we all encounter, so why not face it with a grin and grit as solid and sizable as a mountain?! Remember, we are the mountain and the hero in our stories. Maybe Mt. Hero will be on my new license plates next year. That will probably not happen. I hope you enjoy this story and the musical interludes and giddy interjections and please remember to do things today to make tomorrow better!

*there are some helpful sleeping interventions mentioned in this episode

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Hello. Welcome to LoFi Bedtime Very Tales! This time of the year people of all ages tend to reflect on the year that is winding down. I recommend that people think about all the positive times and wonderful things that have happened and give gratitude and thanks to having learned and experienced new things that help you naturally become a new you. Doing this helps us think well! The messages in this song are all about making necessary changes today - why wait for a certain day to be a little braver and no longer look under your bed for monsters? Instead you may want to be looking underneath your bed for those missing socks.  The other message is to accept and embrace who you are and to live comfortably with things about you that you cannot change - you'll get those braces off your teeth and be as tall as your mom soon enough.  Being patient helps calm us all in many ways. I wish you all a Happy New Year and promise that I will share more tales in various mediums in 2024! As always, please remember to do things today to make tomorrow better!

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Hello.  Welcome to LoFi Bedtime Very Tales. I hope you are thinking well and are becoming filled with the holiday spirit whichever holidays you may celebrate this time of the year. It is a wonderful time to let positivity warm you and your loved ones. I can recall many fond memories in my youth where I may have not have received what I wanted but I truly got so much more than I could have ever anticipated! Funny how that is, isn't it? In this episode there is a poem set to some music. Is that a song? Maybe it is. It really happened too. Perhaps it may happen again. I don't know where I'll wake up on December 23. All I know is that I am open to helping others as helping others helps us too and it is very necessary to eat and behave well to keep ourselves in harmony. Those are the messages in this episode. I really did meet the Santa Claus! You know t he S a n t a C l a u s! I can spell and I can tell  - you all about what really happened! I hope you enjoy listening as much as I enjoyed helping SC. Please remember to do things today to make tomorrow better and to give a ho ho out to all that you know know.

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Hello. Welcome to LoFi Bedtime Very Tales. In this episode I present to you a song about keeping yourself positive by only feeding yourself nourishing thoughts and feelings of optimism while not allowing yourself to nibble on negativity or snack on sour sentiments. I hope you are thinking well and if not, then take a stroll out back to the Garden of Groove for it has a cornucopia of confidence especially for you! So what are you waiting for? Go harvest yourself and your loved ones some robust refreshments so you can have a feast of flourishment! Focusing on the good in life brings forward more goodness! My goodness, my gracious, just live your life audacious!  I encourage you to please give the Garden of Groove a listen and dance, dance, dance for it has some radical rhythms!  And remember to do things today to make tomorrow better!

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Hello! Welcome to LoFi Bedtime Very Tales! How are you thinking? I hope you are thinking well! The tale from this episode is about a collection of clothing who will teach us all an important lesson. And that is,  that all of us have our own purpose and that, no matter where we come from,  what size we are, or what color we are, we all have to work together to help one another. I believe that you may erupt in unplanned giggles while learning new things as you listen to this story. If you  like this tale, I recommend that you to listen to a terrific interpretation of it by my friends Thomas Mitchell and Paxton Stanley over at Planet Storytime Podcast! I encourage digging on many of their glorious episodes! So, please listen with all of your might to Wilhelmina's Wondrous Wardrobe and remember to to do things today to make tomorrow better! 

*booger warning as the term "booger" is used once in this story. Please do not listen if this term is offensive to you. 

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Hello. Welcome to a bonus episode here at LoFi Bedtime Very Tales! I hope you are thinking well and if not, then I hope that this whimsical poem provokes snickers and chortles from your brain to your belly that blast straight out with your breath! This tale is about a bad batch of beans and the havoc it wreaks/reeks - it's a pun that I am speaking you so may not understand it, but it's funny. Trust me it's sillier than a butterfly juggling cats.  Perhaps you may enjoy it as you spend your time with your family and friends over the next few days - however you choose to celebrate. It is always welcoming to make new memories and sweetly recall past pleasant remembrances we have at these times. I hope that no one in your kitchen is as brash as the head cook in this tale and that all of your vegetables are from the garden of groove. I’ll tell you all about that field of flourishment for nourishment soon enough. So onto the Sixth Grade Summer Camp Supreme Stinkout and remember, we should do things today to make tomorrow better!

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Hello. Welcome to LoFi Bedtime Very Tales. How are you thinking? I hope you are thinking well! In today’s episode, I present to you a song about just allowing yourself to think, feel, and act carefree, silly, or goofy when the time is right. In life, we truly have to be serious at certain times. You know, like when you are taking a big test or having an important conversation with someone. Other times - and there are many - we don’t need to be quite so serious and that’s when we should work on letting all of our cares float away like a runaway balloon and try to have some laughs of liberation. After all, it’s all about timing. So, I hope the lesson from this song is helpful for you and that Rip’s words of encouragement provide you with a stupendous smile for more than a while! I hope you enjoy listening to the Nut and remember, we should do things today to make tomorrow better!

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Hello! Welcome to LoFi Bedtime Very Tales! How are you thinking? Did you notice I didn’t ask how you were feeling?  If I know how you are thinking, then I likely know how you are feeling. We feel as we think and we act or behave as we feel. I always try to think positively, rationally, and imaginatively fueled by a magnanimous motivation that has summited mountains! We are the mountain, remember that! In this episode, I will spin the tale of The Great Tickle! The lesson from this story is that while it is admirable to want to help others feel better, we must do that in a way that no one is upset or offended. It’s not polite to make a negative comment about someone to other "someones" even if they may laugh at what is communicated and like us more for what we communicated. I used the term communicated instead of the term saying since people now communicate many different ways other than the ones I was probably using before you were born. It is also not polite to touch anyone in a way that upsets them even if it helps us or others feel better.  I think we should all grab a silly postcard, write something - in cursive - empowering on it, and then mail it - yes, mail it with a stamp that has a bird on it - to someone we care about. I think that would just be dandy! Off topic as usual. Apologies for tangents. I hope you enjoy listening to this tale and it inspires you to try to help others feel better as that is my intention with all of my creative concoctions. I hope that you are able to always think positive and well. Please remember we should do things today to make tomorrow better!

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*Just a head's up that I use the term booger in this episode description. If that term is offensive to you, please do not listen to this episode or simply skip ahead to the music. I truly do not wish to offend anyone, animals, or inanimate objects. 

Hello. Welcome to LoFi Bedtime Very Tales. This is a boo!(nus) episode that is just some pumpkin carving music I came up with. Really just a riff with some frosting on it. Perhaps you can listen to it while you carve up a pumpkin or possibly eight of them. If you can carve up one whole pumpkin while listening to this music once, perhaps you should find a pumpkin carving competition, enter it, and then win it! When you are cleaning out the insides of the pumpkin, remember to save the seeds to roast them with some spicy seasoning cause that’s where it’s at! I think this song has about seventeen excellent seconds in it. They are just not all in a row. The seventeen seconds are interspersed throughout the song. Perhaps you will hear them. If this song isn’t your bag, then maybe you should listen to my other boo-nus episode. It’s more of a dance song and it has the word booger in it if that’s something you’re more into. You know I always say, boogers are like arguments or more like battles. So, boogers and battles. You have to know when to pick ‘em for you never know what may happen and you may end up with more than you handle. Enough nonsense. Have the Halloween of your life by having more fun than you can imagine, be safe, and remember to do things today to make tomorrow better! 

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Just a head's up that the term "booger" is used in this song. If that is offensive to you, please do not listen, as I truly do not intend to offend people, animals, or inanimate objects. 

Hello! I didn’t hear you there. I certainly couldn’t see you there. I know that’s not very funny. Are you wearing your autumn sweater yet? Make sure you wear your fuzzy one!!  Welcome to LoFi Bedtime Very Tales. This is a boo!(nus) episode in the form of a dance song about Halloween. Why not a dance song? I’m not ready for a Zydeco song yet. When the time comes, I’ll sing that in French - I promise — Je vous promets. This song is about the holiday that is celebrated in some places on Earth and not others. There’s some comedy involved with the message to just have fun. That’s it! That’s enough, right? So, get your costume sorted, grab your pillow case, and head off to the wealthy neighborhoods that give out full size candy bars. Whether you’re searching for chocolate, nougat, or the black licorice of love, I hope that you have a spectacular Halloween and be safe. And always remember to do things today that will make tomorrow better!

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Falling asleep can be wonderful. It can also be difficult too when we have sad thoughts or worries from today that are still popping around our minds like ping pong balls on a trampoline. Even worse can be thinking about things that haven’t even happened yet, like worrying about tomorrow - tonight! That’s not a picnic I’d like to attend even if there’s caramel cupcakes. So, we can’t worry about what’s over with or what hasn’t happened yet or may actually never happen when we’re supposed to be sailing off to snoozeville. I call going to sleep snoozeville. Maybe you call it slumbertown. Anyway, we just need to let all of our cares get some shut eye too. When we do that, sometimes they don’t ever come back. So, please take a few deep breaths while breathing in heaps of positivity and breathing out all of your negativity and give a listen to this pacifying poem. And remember, we should do things today to make tomorrow better!


If you  enjoy this, I encourage you to listen to a fantastic interpretation of it by my friends Thomas Mitchell and Paxton Stanley over at Planet Storytime Podcast! I enthusiastically recommend digging their many glorious episodes. You will not be disappointed. 

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Have you ever seen someone acting a bit different than you think they would? Like seeing some of your serious teachers being loud and goofy while having fun at a baseball game? You may wonder why they are behaving that way because you think that teachers can only act like teachers and why are they cheering for the opposing team? Well, we can all act differently to the surprise of some or many. As long as no one is hurt, we should be able to be who we want to be. You wouldn’t tell your friend that they shouldn’t take on a new hobby like underwater basket weaving, if they wanted to try something new would you? I certainly wouldn’t because I need a new basket. I have too many balls of yarn and they are rolling all over my floors leaving strings of chaos. Enough of my problems. I don’t think you’d want anyone to tell you that you shouldn’t do things that you like to do either. In this episode, we will hear the story of Alexander Platt. Alexander is a cat that is doing his own thing and minding his own business, but the other animals are bothered by how he behaves. I believe we should celebrate how different we all are because it takes all sorts of people to make up this marvelously-magnificent marble we call home. We learn from one another’s experience and if we are all the same, then we cannot learn new things that may help us be better. So, please give a few moments of your day to the tale of the Peculiar Plight of the Cat Alexander Platt.  And remember, we should do things today to make tomorrow better!