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Odyssey Ch. 38: Of Secrets and Seances27 Jan 202301:07:28

The penultimate day of The Great Games is upon us.  Ahead lies spectacles honoring the gods Kyrah and Volkan as well as mother Thylea herself.  Some questions must be answered first, and some secrets revealed.  Our heroes may finish the Games with a very different perspective on eachother than when they started.

Ariel is betrayed.

Eto relaxes.

Nausicaa leaves her armor behind.

Nehmet is hypnotized.

Ylva is vulnerable.

Next time on…

Well that was…  Stressful.  What else could possibly lie ahead of our heroes in this tournament of familiar faces and uncomfortable truths?  With the next event approaching quickly, will the rest of the party learn what Ariel has uncovered?  Or will they be too distracted by the Great Game honoring Kyrah?

Has Ariel been talking to the other contestants?

Will Eto ever talk to Bemus?

Does Nausicaa know how to drive?

Can Nehmet do a flip?

Who does Ylva NOT want on the boat?

Find out next time!  Until then, remember to ward off the jealous gaze of the Twin Titans and to revere the blessed Five.  May The Chosen of Versi succeed in their quest, else all of Thylea will be lost...

Recorded: 21/MAY/2021

The 500 year Oath of Peace is coming to an end and the Titans’ jealous rage has only ripened over time.  Five heroes have been summoned by the Oracle, who prophesied that they are the only hope of refuge from the death of the gods, the destruction of the sacred tree, and the total annihilation of all mortal races.  Join our heroes (and their players):

Ariel (Venus), a naively entitled nymph with a pension for persuasion

Eto (Billy), a hard-ass Aresian soldier who believes that discipline and pride are cardinal virtues

Nausicaa (Violet), a strangely social medusa who can kill a yak from 200 yards away with her trusty bow

Nehmet (Sojak), a man out of time, slowly clearing a 500 year fog from his mind as he composes the greatest epic poem Thylea will ever know

Ylva (Jacob), a stranger in a strange land whose bone-and-hide armor is almost as threatening as her fiery magics

as they are guided through the world of Thylea by their Dungeon Master (Sam).  Many dangers exist in Thylea, especially for one so bold as to take up adventuring, but if The Chosen of Versi fail in their quest, the future of Thylea is certain to be a grim one.

We're playing Odyssey of the Dragonlords:

https://www.modiphius.net/collections/odyssey-of-the-dragonlords

a campaign for Dungeons & Dragons 5th edition:

https://dnd.wizards.com/

We're playing on the Roll20 virtual tabletop:

https://roll20.net/

talking on Discord:

https://discord.com/

and recording with a Discord bot named Craig:

https://craig.chat/

All audio is edited with Audacity:

https://www.audacityteam.org/

--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/liches-be-crittin/support
Odyssey Ch. 37: Chaos in the Eye of the Storm!13 Jan 202301:13:34

The Great Games: Day 2, Event 2:  The Eye of the Storm.  Competitors are pitted against eachother in combat amidst the whirling tornado, all to the glory of the titan Sydon.  The combat is safe, though, with arrows awarding points rather than doing serious damage and the storm is mostly an obstruction.  But the Great Games bring more than the competitions, they bring familiar faces and familiar voices.

Ariel remembers loss.

Eto gives a hug.

Nausicaa has interesting drinking buddies.

Nehmet hits the gym.

Ylva checks in on Astraia.

Next time on…

With only three more competitions before the Battle of One Hundred Hands, our heroes’ time on the mainland is drawing to a close.  Soon they will be seafaring and island hopping on the famed Ultros.  Now is the time to air out the dirty laundry.  You wouldn’t want to be stuck on a boat with someone you don’t trust, would you?

When does Ariel not want to be smashed?

Is Eto fast enough?

What is Nausicaa hiding?

Does Nehmet know how to fix a chariot?

Would Ylva rat out a friend?

Find out next time!  Until then, remember to ward off the jealous gaze of the Twin Titans and to revere the blessed Five.  May The Chosen of Versi succeed in their quest, else all of Thylea will be lost...

Recorded: 07/MAY/2021

The 500 year Oath of Peace is coming to an end and the Titans’ jealous rage has only ripened over time.  Five heroes have been summoned by the Oracle, who prophesied that they are the only hope of refuge from the death of the gods, the destruction of the sacred tree, and the total annihilation of all mortal races.  Join our heroes (and their players):

Ariel (Venus), a naively entitled nymph with a pension for persuasion

Eto (Billy), a hard-ass Aresian soldier who believes that discipline and pride are cardinal virtues

Nausicaa (Violet), a strangely social medusa who can kill a yak from 200 yards away with her trusty bow

Nehmet (Sojak), a man out of time, slowly clearing a 500 year fog from his mind as he composes the greatest epic poem Thylea will ever know

Ylva (Jacob), a stranger in a strange land whose bone-and-hide armor is almost as threatening as her fiery magics

as they are guided through the world of Thylea by their Dungeon Master (Sam).  Many dangers exist in Thylea, especially for one so bold as to take up adventuring, but if The Chosen of Versi fail in their quest, the future of Thylea is certain to be a grim one.

We're playing Odyssey of the Dragonlords:

https://www.modiphius.net/collections/odyssey-of-the-dragonlords

a campaign for Dungeons & Dragons 5th edition:

https://dnd.wizards.com/

We're playing on the Roll20 virtual tabletop:

https://roll20.net/

talking on Discord:

https://discord.com/

and recording with a Discord bot named Craig:

https://craig.chat/

All audio is edited with Audacity:

https://www.audacityteam.org/

--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/liches-be-crittin/support
Odyssey Ch. 30: Lurker in the Lethe Pt. 109 Sep 202200:54:59

The Chosen of Versi have certainly been in many peculiar predicaments, but this might be their strangest yet.  On board a ramshackle double decker raft, floating down the River Lethe with unlikely allies and an unclear destination, searching for a mythical ship lost to the ages at the behest of a king who has offered them little aid in the past.  Rapids and river creatures plague their journey, but at the end waits the Dead Falls and, hopefully, the completion of their fourth great labor.

Ariel investigates a letter.

Eto looks out for rocks.

Nausicaa gets some takoyaki

Nehmet teaches some new vocabulary.

Ylva smells blood in the water.

Next time on…

Five hundred years ago, in the throes of the First War, the legendary Dragonlord Estor Arkelander commissioned construction of the greatest ship Thylea has ever known: the Ultros.  The ship carried legions of soldiers past the edge of the world to confront the Lady of Dreams herself in the underworld, but the ship was lost, never to be seen again.  Until now.  With its ghostly light and skeleton crew, one can only imagine the treachery that awaits our heroes as they seek to return the boat to the port of Mytros.

Does Ariel recognize anyone on the Ultros?

How long can Eto hold his breath?

Does Nausicaa remember her last visit to the underworld?

Can Nehmet forgive an old rival?

Does Ylva feel guilty for killing that goldfish?

Find out next time!  Until then, remember to ward off the jealous gaze of the Twin Titans and to revere the blessed Five.  May The Chosen of Versi succeed in their quest, else all of Thylea will be lost...

Recorded: 05/MAR/2021

The 500 year Oath of Peace is coming to an end and the Titans’ jealous rage has only ripened over time.  Five heroes have been summoned by the Oracle, who prophesied that they are the only hope of refuge from the death of the gods, the destruction of the sacred tree, and the total annihilation of all mortal races.  Join our heroes (and their players):

Ariel (Venus), a naively entitled nymph with a pension for persuasion

Eto (Billy), a hard-ass Aresian soldier who believes that discipline and pride are cardinal virtues

Nausicaa (Violet), a strangely social medusa who can kill a yak from 200 yards away with her trusty bow

Nehmet (Sojak), a man out of time, slowly clearing a 500 year fog from his mind as he composes the greatest epic poem Thylea will ever know

Ylva (Jacob), a stranger in a strange land whose bone-and-hide armor is almost as threatening as her fiery magics

as they are guided through the world of Thylea by their Dungeon Master (Sam).  Many dangers exist in Thylea, especially for one so bold as to take up adventuring, but if The Chosen of Versi fail in their quest, the future of Thylea is certain to be a grim one.

We're playing Odyssey of the Dragonlords:

https://www.modiphius.net/collections/odyssey-of-the-dragonlords

a campaign for Dungeons & Dragons 5th edition:

https://dnd.wizards.com/

We're playing on the Roll20 virtual tabletop:

https://roll20.net/

talking on Discord:

https://discord.com/

and recording with a Discord bot named Craig:

https://craig.chat/

All audio is edited with Audacity:

https://www.audacityteam.org/

--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/liches-be-crittin/support
Odyssey Ch. 29: A Familiar Vintage26 Aug 202201:03:22

Another cool morning at the Sour Vintage.  Reminds one of the beginning of this great journey, when our heroes were hunting boars and still unsure of eachother.  Their tasks now are of a much greater scale, though, as they prepare to raft down the River Lethe to find the legendary ship the Ultros.  Given their past exploits, one can hardly guess what kinds of strange allies and new struggles face them as they venture towards the ominously named Dead Falls.

Ariel explains how to build a boat.

Eto gets a letter.

Nausicaa meets a new snake.

Nehmet forgives old grudges.

Ylva gets a kiss on the forehead.

Next time on…

We’re commandeering this airboat!  I had to say it, just once.  With Nehmet in charge, Eto looking out for obstacles and Ylva’s sister Ragna manning the rudder, our heroes set off on their hastily modified raft down the River Lethe to reach the Dead Falls.  An exciting and dangerous journey awaits, but that has become the norm for these heroes and their motley crew of allies, they should be able to handle whatever the titans throw their way.  But what was it Gorgynos said about a…  River octopus..?

Will Ariel let secrets stay secret?

Can Eto do anything useful during boat combat?

Is Nausicaa a strong swimmer?

How far can Nehmet fly?

Is Ylva feeling comfortable back on the water?

Find out next time!  Until then, remember to ward off the jealous gaze of the Twin Titans and to revere the blessed Five.  May The Chosen of Versi succeed in their quest, else all of Thylea will be lost...

Recorded: 29/FEB/2021

The 500 year Oath of Peace is coming to an end and the Titans’ jealous rage has only ripened over time.  Five heroes have been summoned by the Oracle, who prophesied that they are the only hope of refuge from the death of the gods, the destruction of the sacred tree, and the total annihilation of all mortal races.  Join our heroes (and their players):

Ariel (Venus), a naively entitled nymph with a pension for persuasion

Eto (Billy), a hard-ass Aresian soldier who believes that discipline and pride are cardinal virtues

Nausicaa (Violet), a strangely social medusa who can kill a yak from 200 yards away with her trusty bow

Nehmet (Sojak), a man out of time, slowly clearing a 500 year fog from his mind as he composes the greatest epic poem Thylea will ever know

Ylva (Jacob), a stranger in a strange land whose bone-and-hide armor is almost as threatening as her fiery magics

as they are guided through the world of Thylea by their Dungeon Master (Sam).  Many dangers exist in Thylea, especially for one so bold as to take up adventuring, but if The Chosen of Versi fail in their quest, the future of Thylea is certain to be a grim one.

We're playing Odyssey of the Dragonlords:

https://www.modiphius.net/collections/odyssey-of-the-dragonlords

a campaign for Dungeons & Dragons 5th edition:

https://dnd.wizards.com/

We're playing on the Roll20 virtual tabletop:

https://roll20.net/

talking on Discord:

https://discord.com/

and recording with a Discord bot named Craig:

https://craig.chat/

All audio is edited with Audacity:

https://www.audacityteam.org/

--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/liches-be-crittin/support
Odyssey Ch. 28: Of Marches and Minotaurs12 Aug 202200:58:13

And lo, the heroes did journey, with their minotaur refugees, north, once more, to the city of Estoria.  Their journey was sure to be a complicated one, but thanks to nearly 90 minutes of real time discussion on which route to take, they arrived safely with few surprise encounters.  And lucky for you, this recording skips over the pros and cons of the western versus eastern routes.  With a little bit of downtime marching along the road, the heroes are able to raise a few questions and concerns that have been brushed by the wayside during their non-stop adventuring, though the answers they receive aren’t the most comforting...

Ariel returns to a familiar place.

Eto does some astronomy.

Nausicaa gets a sidekick.

Nehmet places a long distance call.

Ylva gets a new purse.

Next time on…

Ah, the Sour Vintage: where these five heroes and their unsuspecting bard originally began their great journey with the slaying of a mighty boar.  They are stopping only briefly, however, as they are on the way to their fourth of three great labors.  The mighty ship Ultros of the great Estor Arkelander, thought to be lost, is supposedly one short river rafting trip away.  Then the heroes will be able to take their adventuring to the isles south of Thylea…  And yes, you read that right: river rafting.

Does Ariel know much about river rafting?

Will Eto meet the other Aresian?

Can Nausicaa slay a gygan?

Will Nehmet snoop on others’ private business?

Is Ylva dreading the task ahead?

Find out next time!  Until then, remember to ward off the jealous gaze of the Twin Titans and to revere the blessed Five.  May The Chosen of Versi succeed in their quest, else all of Thylea will be lost...

Recorded: 19/FEB/2021

The 500 year Oath of Peace is coming to an end and the Titans’ jealous rage has only ripened over time.  Five heroes have been summoned by the Oracle, who prophesied that they are the only hope of refuge from the death of the gods, the destruction of the sacred tree, and the total annihilation of all mortal races.  Join our heroes (and their players):

Ariel (Venus), a naively entitled nymph with a pension for persuasion

Eto (Billy), a hard-ass Aresian soldier who believes that discipline and pride are cardinal virtues

Nausicaa (Violet), a strangely social medusa who can kill a yak from 200 yards away with her trusty bow

Nehmet (Sojak), a man out of time, slowly clearing a 500 year fog from his mind as he composes the greatest epic poem Thylea will ever know

Ylva (Jacob), a stranger in a strange land whose bone-and-hide armor is almost as threatening as her fiery magics

as they are guided through the world of Thylea by their Dungeon Master (Sam).  Many dangers exist in Thylea, especially for one so bold as to take up adventuring, but if The Chosen of Versi fail in their quest, the future of Thylea is certain to be a grim one.

We're playing Odyssey of the Dragonlords:

https://www.modiphius.net/collections/odyssey-of-the-dragonlords

a campaign for Dungeons & Dragons 5th edition:

https://dnd.wizards.com/

We're playing on the Roll20 virtual tabletop:

https://roll20.net/

talking on Discord:

https://discord.com/

and recording with a Discord bot named Craig:

https://craig.chat/

All audio is edited with Audacity:

https://www.audacityteam.org/

--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/liches-be-crittin/support
Odyssey Ch. 27: Breaking (Chains) and Entering29 Jul 202200:58:45

Maximus, ex-gladiator supreme, is now the most tyrannical slave-owner in Mytros, though much of Mytrosian society has been influenced to think little of his atrocities.  The Lady of Coins, however, wishes to put an end to his terror and has enlisted none other than The Chosen of Versi to help with that task.  It feels a far cry from liberating the continent from the murderous whims of the titans, but good deeds come in all sizes.  And all shades of gray morality, apparently...

Ariel meets some minotaurs.

Eto does a stealth mission.

Nausicaa commits arson.

Nehmet sends a message.

Ylva is a nightmare.

Next time on…

On the road again, the heroes return to Estoria, their old stomping grounds, on their way to the ominously named Dead Falls.  Tensions have been running high among the party as they grow ever closer and allow more of their personal demons out.  Perhaps what they really need is a few days traveling with a score of refugee minotaurs to air out their stresses.  Or perhaps this time without a foe to slay will only let them focus their aggression at eachother and at themselves...

Is Ariel eager to get a ship?

Does Eto think they’ll win?

Is Nausicaa ready for the Great Games?

Can Nehmet communicate with those outside of Thylea?

Does Ylva resent her gifts?

Find out next time!  Until then, remember to ward off the jealous gaze of the Twin Titans and to revere the blessed Five.  May The Chosen of Versi succeed in their quest, else all of Thylea will be lost...

Recorded: 12/FEB/2021

The 500 year Oath of Peace is coming to an end and the Titans’ jealous rage has only ripened over time.  Five heroes have been summoned by the Oracle, who prophesied that they are the only hope of refuge from the death of the gods, the destruction of the sacred tree, and the total annihilation of all mortal races.  Join our heroes (and their players):

Ariel (Venus), a naively entitled nymph with a pension for persuasion

Eto (Billy), a hard-ass Aresian soldier who believes that discipline and pride are cardinal virtues

Nausicaa (Violet), a strangely social medusa who can kill a yak from 200 yards away with her trusty bow

Nehmet (Sojak), a man out of time, slowly clearing a 500 year fog from his mind as he composes the greatest epic poem Thylea will ever know

Ylva (Jacob), a stranger in a strange land whose bone-and-hide armor is almost as threatening as her fiery magics

as they are guided through the world of Thylea by their Dungeon Master (Sam).  Many dangers exist in Thylea, especially for one so bold as to take up adventuring, but if The Chosen of Versi fail in their quest, the future of Thylea is certain to be a grim one.

We're playing Odyssey of the Dragonlords:

https://www.modiphius.net/collections/odyssey-of-the-dragonlords

a campaign for Dungeons & Dragons 5th edition:

https://dnd.wizards.com/

We're playing on the Roll20 virtual tabletop:

https://roll20.net/

talking on Discord:

https://discord.com/

and recording with a Discord bot named Craig:

https://craig.chat/

All audio is edited with Audacity:

https://www.audacityteam.org/

--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/liches-be-crittin/support
Odyssey Ch. 26: The Lady of Coins Pt. 215 Jul 202200:46:23

The underground of Mytros is a scary and heartless place, and it’s largely run by the thief queen herself, The Lady of Coins.  Not the kind of person you want to meet.  Unless you’re the Chosen of Versi, apparently.  A person of such ambiguous morals is sure to raise ethical problems among the group, but sometimes morals such as those are what heroes need in order to do what is right.

Ariel incinerates a contact.

Eto witnesses the evils of Mytros.

Nausicaa has a staring contest.

Nehmet is “non-lethally” killed.

Ylva meets Haskell’s employer.

Next time on…

Oaths of Service bind a worker to a master, usually as penance or payment for something, but this ancient magic has been twisted to evil by the metropolitan monsters of Mytros, head among them, Maximus.  Before heading towards their next adventure, wherever it may be, our heroes have agreed to slay this slaver and put an end to the slave trade in Mytros.  What they do next, though, is still up for debate...

Will Ariel help with the assassination?

Is Eto trained in stealth?

Can Nausicaa do more destructive arrow magic?

Does Nehmet like minotaurs?

Will Ylva be a comforting sight?

Find out next time!  Until then, remember to ward off the jealous gaze of the Twin Titans and to revere the blessed Five.  May The Chosen of Versi succeed in their quest, else all of Thylea will be lost...

Recorded: 05/FEB/2021

The 500 year Oath of Peace is coming to an end and the Titans’ jealous rage has only ripened over time.  Five heroes have been summoned by the Oracle, who prophesied that they are the only hope of refuge from the death of the gods, the destruction of the sacred tree, and the total annihilation of all mortal races.  Join our heroes (and their players):

Ariel (Venus), a naively entitled nymph with a pension for persuasion

Eto (Billy), a hard-ass Aresian soldier who believes that discipline and pride are cardinal virtues

Nausicaa (Violet), a strangely social medusa who can kill a yak from 200 yards away with her trusty bow

Nehmet (Sojak), a man out of time, slowly clearing a 500 year fog from his mind as he composes the greatest epic poem Thylea will ever know

Ylva (Jacob), a stranger in a strange land whose bone-and-hide armor is almost as threatening as her fiery magics

as they are guided through the world of Thylea by their Dungeon Master (Sam).  Many dangers exist in Thylea, especially for one so bold as to take up adventuring, but if The Chosen of Versi fail in their quest, the future of Thylea is certain to be a grim one.

We're playing Odyssey of the Dragonlords:

https://www.modiphius.net/collections/odyssey-of-the-dragonlords

a campaign for Dungeons & Dragons 5th edition:

https://dnd.wizards.com/

We're playing on the Roll20 virtual tabletop:

https://roll20.net/

talking on Discord:

https://discord.com/

and recording with a Discord bot named Craig:

https://craig.chat/

All audio is edited with Audacity:

https://www.audacityteam.org/

--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/liches-be-crittin/support
Odyssey Ch. 26: The Lady of Coins Pt. 101 Jul 202200:56:58

The underground of Mytros is a scary and heartless place, and it’s largely run by the thief queen herself, The Lady of Coins.  Not the kind of person you want to meet.  Unless you’re the Chosen of Versi, apparently.  A person of such ambiguous morals is sure to raise ethical problems among the group, but sometimes morals such as those are what heroes need in order to do what is right.

Ariel incinerates a contact.

Eto witnesses the evils of Mytros.

Nausicaa has a staring contest.

Nehmet is “non-lethally” killed.

Ylva meets Haskell’s employer.

Next time on…

Oaths of Service bind a worker to a master, usually as penance or payment for something, but this ancient magic has been twisted to evil by the metropolitan monsters of Mytros, head among them, Maximus.  Before heading towards their next adventure, wherever it may be, our heroes have agreed to slay this slaver and put an end to the slave trade in Mytros.  What they do next, though, is still up for debate...

Will Ariel help with the assassination?

Is Eto trained in stealth?

Can Nausicaa do more destructive arrow magic?

Does Nehmet like minotaurs?

Will Ylva be a comforting sight?

Find out next time!  Until then, remember to ward off the jealous gaze of the Twin Titans and to revere the blessed Five.  May The Chosen of Versi succeed in their quest, else all of Thylea will be lost...

Recorded: 05/FEB/2021

The 500 year Oath of Peace is coming to an end and the Titans’ jealous rage has only ripened over time.  Five heroes have been summoned by the Oracle, who prophesied that they are the only hope of refuge from the death of the gods, the destruction of the sacred tree, and the total annihilation of all mortal races.  Join our heroes (and their players):

Ariel (Venus), a naively entitled nymph with a pension for persuasion

Eto (Billy), a hard-ass Aresian soldier who believes that discipline and pride are cardinal virtues

Nausicaa (Violet), a strangely social medusa who can kill a yak from 200 yards away with her trusty bow

Nehmet (Sojak), a man out of time, slowly clearing a 500 year fog from his mind as he composes the greatest epic poem Thylea will ever know

Ylva (Jacob), a stranger in a strange land whose bone-and-hide armor is almost as threatening as her fiery magics

as they are guided through the world of Thylea by their Dungeon Master (Sam).  Many dangers exist in Thylea, especially for one so bold as to take up adventuring, but if The Chosen of Versi fail in their quest, the future of Thylea is certain to be a grim one.

We're playing Odyssey of the Dragonlords:

https://www.modiphius.net/collections/odyssey-of-the-dragonlords

a campaign for Dungeons & Dragons 5th edition:

https://dnd.wizards.com/

We're playing on the Roll20 virtual tabletop:

https://roll20.net/

talking on Discord:

https://discord.com/

and recording with a Discord bot named Craig:

https://craig.chat/

All audio is edited with Audacity:

https://www.audacityteam.org/

--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/liches-be-crittin/support
Odyssey Ch. 25: Spa Day17 Jun 202200:54:58

There ain’t no rest for the wicked, and the gods know these heroes haven’t gotten much rest since they first convened at the Sour Vintage some weeks earlier.  Lucky for them, they aren’t actually all that wicked, which means they are overdue some rest.  You know what that means, right?  SPA DAY!!!

Ariel is happy.

Eto gets a taste of home.

Nausicaa strikes a pose.

Nehmet loses some money.

Ylva shows her face.

Next time on…

Okay, spa day over, for better or worse.  The heroes are feeling refreshed and looking spiffy, so it’s back to the grind.  Their latest task: recovering the ancient lost ship the Ultros from the dead falls, where King Acastus told them it was.  First, though, some public service is in order.  Let’s put an end to slavery.

Does Ariel think about ethics?

Will Eto trust a criminal mastermind?

Is Nausicaa the best medusa?

Did the spa day help Nehmet‘s mood?

Will Ylva support Haskell?

Find out next time!  Until then, remember to ward off the jealous gaze of the Twin Titans and to revere the blessed Five.  May The Chosen of Versi succeed in their quest, else all of Thylea will be lost...

Recorded: 29/JAN/2021

The 500 year Oath of Peace is coming to an end and the Titans’ jealous rage has only ripened over time.  Five heroes have been summoned by the Oracle, who prophesied that they are the only hope of refuge from the death of the gods, the destruction of the sacred tree, and the total annihilation of all mortal races.  Join our heroes (and their players):

Ariel (Venus), a naively entitled nymph with a pension for persuasion

Eto (Billy), a hard-ass Aresian soldier who believes that discipline and pride are cardinal virtues

Nausicaa (Violet), a strangely social medusa who can kill a yak from 200 yards away with her trusty bow

Nehmet (Sojak), a man out of time, slowly clearing a 500 year fog from his mind as he composes the greatest epic poem Thylea will ever know

Ylva (Jacob), a stranger in a strange land whose bone-and-hide armor is almost as threatening as her fiery magics

as they are guided through the world of Thylea by their Dungeon Master (Sam).  Many dangers exist in Thylea, especially for one so bold as to take up adventuring, but if The Chosen of Versi fail in their quest, the future of Thylea is certain to be a grim one.

We're playing Odyssey of the Dragonlords:

https://www.modiphius.net/collections/odyssey-of-the-dragonlords

a campaign for Dungeons & Dragons 5th edition:

https://dnd.wizards.com/

We're playing on the Roll20 virtual tabletop:

https://roll20.net/

talking on Discord:

https://discord.com/

and recording with a Discord bot named Craig:

https://craig.chat/

All audio is edited with Audacity:

https://www.audacityteam.org/

--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/liches-be-crittin/support
Odyssey Ch. 24: A Toast to Vallus03 Jun 202201:25:20

The city of Mytros is finally free of the terrible storm, meaning our heroes can finally see the city!  They have a couple more pressing matters to attend to first.  King Acastus has summoned them once again, no doubt to impart his pride and respect for their victory at Volkan’s Peak.  They’ve also promised to secure a worthy sacrifice for Vallus, after her great expenditure of power during the miracle.  First, though, they could use some downtime...

Ariel deals a lot of fire damage.

Eto takes a walk.

Nausicaa takes more than just eyes.

Nehmet takes a nap.

Ylva seeks out an old rival.

Next time on…

Back to back days of positively intense combat, defying Sydon and supporting the Five, leave our heroes entirely exhausted.  It’s hard work, being the only hope for the survival of the gods and all mortal races.  Today, though, is their respite, their mid-adventure reward, their… SPA DAY!!!

Has Ariel been missing her old lifestyle?

Is Eto all hard edges?

Can Nausicaa style her snake hair?

Is Nehmet eager to reap the rewards of heroism?

What is underneath Ylva‘s mask?

Find out next time!  Until then, remember to ward off the jealous gaze of the Twin Titans and to revere the blessed Five.  May The Chosen of Versi succeed in their quest, else all of Thylea will be lost...

Recorded: 23/JAN/2021

The 500 year Oath of Peace is coming to an end and the Titans’ jealous rage has only ripened over time.  Five heroes have been summoned by the Oracle, who prophesied that they are the only hope of refuge from the death of the gods, the destruction of the sacred tree, and the total annihilation of all mortal races.  Join our heroes (and their players):

Ariel (Venus), a naively entitled nymph with a pension for persuasion

Eto (Billy), a hard-ass Aresian soldier who believes that discipline and pride are cardinal virtues

Nausicaa (Violet), a strangely social medusa who can kill a yak from 200 yards away with her trusty bow

Nehmet (Sojak), a man out of time, slowly clearing a 500 year fog from his mind as he composes the greatest epic poem Thylea will ever know

Ylva (Jacob), a stranger in a strange land whose bone-and-hide armor is almost as threatening as her fiery magics

as they are guided through the world of Thylea by their Dungeon Master (Sam).  Many dangers exist in Thylea, especially for one so bold as to take up adventuring, but if The Chosen of Versi fail in their quest, the future of Thylea is certain to be a grim one.

We're playing Odyssey of the Dragonlords:

https://www.modiphius.net/collections/odyssey-of-the-dragonlords

a campaign for Dungeons & Dragons 5th edition:

https://dnd.wizards.com/

We're playing on the Roll20 virtual tabletop:

https://roll20.net/

talking on Discord:

https://discord.com/

and recording with a Discord bot named Craig:

https://craig.chat/

All audio is edited with Audacity:

https://www.audacityteam.org/

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Odyssey Ch. 23: Crescendo Pt. 220 May 202200:48:12

Five heroes, two goddesses, one chance to save the city of Mytros, but are the heroes and their companions up to the task of performing a miracle?  It is not easy to fight the weather, and it’s only harder when the weather is controlled by the evil titan Sydon, but our heroes must not - nay - cannot fail.  Their only hope will be the perfect combat soundtrack...

Ariel is Medic of the Year.

Eto does a sky battle.

Nausicaa heals the bad guys.

Nehmet plays God Rock.

Ylva enlarges a minotaur.

Next time on…

Three labors completed, three of Kyrah’s instruments recovered and the city of Mytros rescued from the terrible clutches of Sydon’s storm.  What have the heroes left to do now?  They owe a favor to a certain goddess, but certainly they’ll have more work ahead of them.  Another labor, perhaps?

Can Ariel swim?

Has Eto come to terms with the truth?

Is Nausicaa a good fighter up close?

Will Nehmet ever stop insulting the new dragonlords?

Will Ylva slay the hydra?

Find out next time!  Until then, remember to ward off the jealous gaze of the Twin Titans and to revere the blessed Five.  May The Chosen of Versi succeed in their quest, else all of Thylea will be lost...

Recorded: 15/JAN/2021

The 500 year Oath of Peace is coming to an end and the Titans’ jealous rage has only ripened over time.  Five heroes have been summoned by the Oracle, who prophesied that they are the only hope of refuge from the death of the gods, the destruction of the sacred tree, and the total annihilation of all mortal races.  Join our heroes (and their players):

Ariel (Venus), a naively entitled nymph with a pension for persuasion

Eto (Billy), a hard-ass Aresian soldier who believes that discipline and pride are cardinal virtues

Nausicaa (Violet), a strangely social medusa who can kill a yak from 200 yards away with her trusty bow

Nehmet (Sojak), a man out of time, slowly clearing a 500 year fog from his mind as he composes the greatest epic poem Thylea will ever know

Ylva (Jacob), a stranger in a strange land whose bone-and-hide armor is almost as threatening as her fiery magics

as they are guided through the world of Thylea by their Dungeon Master (Sam).  Many dangers exist in Thylea, especially for one so bold as to take up adventuring, but if The Chosen of Versi fail in their quest, the future of Thylea is certain to be a grim one.

We're playing Odyssey of the Dragonlords:

https://www.modiphius.net/collections/odyssey-of-the-dragonlords

a campaign for Dungeons & Dragons 5th edition:

https://dnd.wizards.com/

We're playing on the Roll20 virtual tabletop:

https://roll20.net/

talking on Discord:

https://discord.com/

and recording with a Discord bot named Craig:

https://craig.chat/

All audio is edited with Audacity:

https://www.audacityteam.org/

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Odyssey Ch. 23: Crescendo Pt. 106 May 202200:51:44

Five heroes, two goddesses, one chance to save the city of Mytros, but are the heroes and their companions up to the task of performing a miracle?  It is not easy to fight the weather, and it’s only harder when the weather is controlled by the evil titan Sydon, but our heroes must not - nay - cannot fail.  Their only hope will be the perfect combat soundtrack...

Ariel is Medic of the Year.

Eto does a sky battle.

Nausicaa heals the bad guys.

Nehmet plays God Rock.

Ylva enlarges a minotaur.

Next time on…

Three labors completed, three of Kyrah’s instruments recovered and the city of Mytros rescued from the terrible clutches of Sydon’s storm.  What have the heroes left to do now?  They owe a favor to a certain goddess, but certainly they’ll have more work ahead of them.  Another labor, perhaps?

Can Ariel swim?

Has Eto come to terms with the truth?

Is Nausicaa a good fighter up close?

Will Nehmet ever stop insulting the new dragonlords?

Will Ylva slay the hydra?

Find out next time!  Until then, remember to ward off the jealous gaze of the Twin Titans and to revere the blessed Five.  May The Chosen of Versi succeed in their quest, else all of Thylea will be lost...

Recorded: 15/JAN/2021

The 500 year Oath of Peace is coming to an end and the Titans’ jealous rage has only ripened over time.  Five heroes have been summoned by the Oracle, who prophesied that they are the only hope of refuge from the death of the gods, the destruction of the sacred tree, and the total annihilation of all mortal races.  Join our heroes (and their players):

Ariel (Venus), a naively entitled nymph with a pension for persuasion

Eto (Billy), a hard-ass Aresian soldier who believes that discipline and pride are cardinal virtues

Nausicaa (Violet), a strangely social medusa who can kill a yak from 200 yards away with her trusty bow

Nehmet (Sojak), a man out of time, slowly clearing a 500 year fog from his mind as he composes the greatest epic poem Thylea will ever know

Ylva (Jacob), a stranger in a strange land whose bone-and-hide armor is almost as threatening as her fiery magics

as they are guided through the world of Thylea by their Dungeon Master (Sam).  Many dangers exist in Thylea, especially for one so bold as to take up adventuring, but if The Chosen of Versi fail in their quest, the future of Thylea is certain to be a grim one.

We're playing Odyssey of the Dragonlords:

https://www.modiphius.net/collections/odyssey-of-the-dragonlords

a campaign for Dungeons & Dragons 5th edition:

https://dnd.wizards.com/

We're playing on the Roll20 virtual tabletop:

https://roll20.net/

talking on Discord:

https://discord.com/

and recording with a Discord bot named Craig:

https://craig.chat/

All audio is edited with Audacity:

https://www.audacityteam.org/

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Odyssey Ch. 36: Scaling the Tower of Pythor!30 Dec 202201:03:53

The Great Games: Day 1, Event 2:  The Tower of Pythor.  An all out wrestle match for the glory of the god of battle himself.  It wouldn’t be quite the spectacle, though, without some added complications.  The winner must be the last one standing atop the tower, which is covered in grease and thirty feet high.  If that wasn’t challenge enough, the tower is surrounded by water, full of deadly water sharks.  And if you don’t reach the top of the tower quickly enough, you’re chum.

Ariel convinces Bullbug.

Eto cheers for his old team.

Nausicaa makes a deal with an old acquaintance.

Nehmet casts thunderwave.

Ylva has a bit of a lie down.

Next time on…

The Eye of the Storm is as brutal and relentless as the titan Sydon himself: an obvious competition for our eyetaking medusa.  Tensions are running high outside the arena too, as the heroes see new faces and hear old voices.  Investigations, interrogations and eliminations are on the menu for the second day of the Great Games.

Who won’t Ariel party with?

Can Eto do a jump scare?

Who is Nausicaa shooting first?

Why does Nehmet need to see the king?

What has Ylva figured out?

Find out next time!  Until then, remember to ward off the jealous gaze of the Twin Titans and to revere the blessed Five.  May The Chosen of Versi succeed in their quest, else all of Thylea will be lost...

Recorded: 30/APR/2021

The 500 year Oath of Peace is coming to an end and the Titans’ jealous rage has only ripened over time.  Five heroes have been summoned by the Oracle, who prophesied that they are the only hope of refuge from the death of the gods, the destruction of the sacred tree, and the total annihilation of all mortal races.  Join our heroes (and their players):

Ariel (Venus), a naively entitled nymph with a pension for persuasion

Eto (Billy), a hard-ass Aresian soldier who believes that discipline and pride are cardinal virtues

Nausicaa (Violet), a strangely social medusa who can kill a yak from 200 yards away with her trusty bow

Nehmet (Sojak), a man out of time, slowly clearing a 500 year fog from his mind as he composes the greatest epic poem Thylea will ever know

Ylva (Jacob), a stranger in a strange land whose bone-and-hide armor is almost as threatening as her fiery magics

as they are guided through the world of Thylea by their Dungeon Master (Sam).  Many dangers exist in Thylea, especially for one so bold as to take up adventuring, but if The Chosen of Versi fail in their quest, the future of Thylea is certain to be a grim one.

We're playing Odyssey of the Dragonlords:

https://www.modiphius.net/collections/odyssey-of-the-dragonlords

a campaign for Dungeons & Dragons 5th edition:

https://dnd.wizards.com/

We're playing on the Roll20 virtual tabletop:

https://roll20.net/

talking on Discord:

https://discord.com/

and recording with a Discord bot named Craig:

https://craig.chat/

All audio is edited with Audacity:

https://www.audacityteam.org/

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Odyssey Ch. 22: The King and the Storm22 Apr 202200:56:41

Mytros, the shining city of the Five, bastion of the mortal races of Thylea and the current epicenter of an apocalyptic storm, stands before our heroes as they are quickly escorted to the king by mighty dragonlords atop their imposing mounts.  Much different than their reception with the king in Estoria, King Acastus has a proposition in mind for the heroes, though it is not one easily accepted.  After making some hard decisions, the Chosen of Versi find themselves at Volkan’s Peak, likely unprepared for what comes next...

Ariel gets some wine.

Eto keeps his head down.

Nausicaa appraises many oxen.

Nehmet suggests blasphemy.

Ylva sees a familiar face.

Next time on…

Volkan’s Peak, the highest point in the city of Mytros and home to one of the few gig-ready microphones in all the land.  A fitting venue for our heroes’ epic struggle to rid the city of the destructive storm which wracks its walls.  Two gods, one 500 year old bard, one chance to rock so hard that Sydon surrenders his assault on the city.  Are the heroes up to this new challenge?

Does Ariel understand human anatomy?

Can Eto fly?

Can Nausicaa take the eye of a storm?

Will Nehmet invent a new genre of music?

Did Ylva ever confront Haskell?

Find out next time!  Until then, remember to ward off the jealous gaze of the Twin Titans and to revere the blessed Five.  May The Chosen of Versi succeed in their quest, else all of Thylea will be lost...

Recorded: 09/JAN/2021

The 500 year Oath of Peace is coming to an end and the Titans’ jealous rage has only ripened over time.  Five heroes have been summoned by the Oracle, who prophesied that they are the only hope of refuge from the death of the gods, the destruction of the sacred tree, and the total annihilation of all mortal races.  Join our heroes (and their players):

Ariel (Venus), a naively entitled nymph with a pension for persuasion

Eto (Billy), a hard-ass Aresian soldier who believes that discipline and pride are cardinal virtues

Nausicaa (Violet), a strangely social medusa who can kill a yak from 200 yards away with her trusty bow

Nehmet (Sojak), a man out of time, slowly clearing a 500 year fog from his mind as he composes the greatest epic poem Thylea will ever know

Ylva (Jacob), a stranger in a strange land whose bone-and-hide armor is almost as threatening as her fiery magics

as they are guided through the world of Thylea by their Dungeon Master (Sam).  Many dangers exist in Thylea, especially for one so bold as to take up adventuring, but if The Chosen of Versi fail in their quest, the future of Thylea is certain to be a grim one.

We're playing Odyssey of the Dragonlords:

https://www.modiphius.net/collections/odyssey-of-the-dragonlords

a campaign for Dungeons & Dragons 5th edition:

https://dnd.wizards.com/

We're playing on the Roll20 virtual tabletop:

https://roll20.net/

talking on Discord:

https://discord.com/

and recording with a Discord bot named Craig:

https://craig.chat/

All audio is edited with Audacity:

https://www.audacityteam.org/

--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/liches-be-crittin/support
Odyssey Ch. 21: Cold Snap08 Apr 202201:10:11

With an absurd number of naked civilians rescued from the clutches of Euria and her evil sex tower, the heroes start on the home stretch to Mytros.  Only one thing stands in their way: yet another favor for Kyrah…  And with interpersonal tensions running high, this may prove the most difficult instrument to recover, despite being the least fortified.

Ariel puts the boss to sleep.

Eto runs a footrace.

Nausicaa teaches someone a new game.

Nehmet starts a fight.

Ylva meets an elephant.

Next time on…

The gates to Mytros stand now behind our heroes as they look into the storm-ravaged city.  With winged escorts to guide them, the Chosen of Versi must now meet with the mighty King Acastus of Mytros, founder of the new Dragonlords.  Though he may not be the heroes’ favorite person, he does have important tasks to ask of them.  After all, who better to rescue the shining bronze city of Mytros, bastion of mortals, holy place of the Five, than the so-called heroes who are supposed to save the world?

How long has Ariel gone without visiting a bar?

How does Eto feel about being in the big city?

How many oxen can Nausicaa afford?

How does Nehmet feel about these “new Dragonlords?”

Does Ylva stand out in the big city?

Find out next time!  Until then, remember to ward off the jealous gaze of the Twin Titans and to revere the blessed Five.  May The Chosen of Versi succeed in their quest, else all of Thylea will be lost...

Recorded: 01/JAN/2021

The 500 year Oath of Peace is coming to an end and the Titans’ jealous rage has only ripened over time.  Five heroes have been summoned by the Oracle, who prophesied that they are the only hope of refuge from the death of the gods, the destruction of the sacred tree, and the total annihilation of all mortal races.  Join our heroes (and their players):

Ariel (Venus), a naively entitled nymph with a pension for persuasion

Eto (Billy), a hard-ass Aresian soldier who believes that discipline and pride are cardinal virtues

Nausicaa (Violet), a strangely social medusa who can kill a yak from 200 yards away with her trusty bow

Nehmet (Sojak), a man out of time, slowly clearing a 500 year fog from his mind as he composes the greatest epic poem Thylea will ever know

Ylva (Jacob), a stranger in a strange land whose bone-and-hide armor is almost as threatening as her fiery magics

as they are guided through the world of Thylea by their Dungeon Master (Sam).  Many dangers exist in Thylea, especially for one so bold as to take up adventuring, but if The Chosen of Versi fail in their quest, the future of Thylea is certain to be a grim one.

We're playing Odyssey of the Dragonlords:

https://www.modiphius.net/collections/odyssey-of-the-dragonlords

a campaign for Dungeons & Dragons 5th edition:

https://dnd.wizards.com/

We're playing on the Roll20 virtual tabletop:

https://roll20.net/

talking on Discord:

https://discord.com/

and recording with a Discord bot named Craig:

https://craig.chat/

All audio is edited with Audacity:

https://www.audacityteam.org/

--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/liches-be-crittin/support
Odyssey Ch. 20: Sex, Drugs, and Rock n' Roll Pt. 225 Mar 202201:05:45

Upon their return to Estoria, the heroes meet some interesting new acquaintances who beckon them towards the shining city of Mytros.  With Ylva’s sister rescued and personal quests starting to draw divides in the party, this direction is a much needed rallying post, so our heroes set out on the road south.  On the way, though, Kyrah nudges them towards another side quest of hers: recovering another instrument from one of her old bandmates.

Ariel gets naked

Eto opts out of a quest.

Nausicaa finds some comfy loot.

Nehmet gets rid of the witnesses.

Ylva peeps on some peeps.

Next time on…

So close now to Mytros, but our heroes aren’t in the clear yet.  Upon bringing their new entourage of rescued captives to the city limits, another side quest rears its head.  Another of the Four Winds, another instrument and another attempt at a nonviolent encounter, though hopefully one Eto will be more useful during.  Mytros will have to wait just one session more.

What is Ariel most excited for in Mytros?

Is Eto just fed up at this point?

Why hasn’t Nausicaa talked about her personal quests?

Does Nehmet really think a nonviolent approach can work?

Has Ylva ever seen an elephant?

Find out next time!  Until then, remember to ward off the jealous gaze of the Twin Titans and to revere the blessed Five.  May The Chosen of Versi succeed in their quest, else all of Thylea will be lost...

Recorded: 18/DEC/2020

The 500 year Oath of Peace is coming to an end and the Titans’ jealous rage has only ripened over time.  Five heroes have been summoned by the Oracle, who prophesied that they are the only hope of refuge from the death of the gods, the destruction of the sacred tree, and the total annihilation of all mortal races.  Join our heroes (and their players):

Ariel (Venus), a naively entitled nymph with a pension for persuasion

Eto (Billy), a hard-ass Aresian soldier who believes that discipline and pride are cardinal virtues

Nausicaa (Violet), a strangely social medusa who can kill a yak from 200 yards away with her trusty bow

Nehmet (Sojak), a man out of time, slowly clearing a 500 year fog from his mind as he composes the greatest epic poem Thylea will ever know

Ylva (Jacob), a stranger in a strange land whose bone-and-hide armor is almost as threatening as her fiery magics

as they are guided through the world of Thylea by their Dungeon Master (Sam).  Many dangers exist in Thylea, especially for one so bold as to take up adventuring, but if The Chosen of Versi fail in their quest, the future of Thylea is certain to be a grim one.

We're playing Odyssey of the Dragonlords:

https://www.modiphius.net/collections/odyssey-of-the-dragonlords

a campaign for Dungeons & Dragons 5th edition:

https://dnd.wizards.com/

We're playing on the Roll20 virtual tabletop:

https://roll20.net/

talking on Discord:

https://discord.com/

and recording with a Discord bot named Craig:

https://craig.chat/

All audio is edited with Audacity:

https://www.audacityteam.org/

--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/liches-be-crittin/support
Odyssey Ch. 20: Sex, Drugs, and Rock n' Roll Pt. 111 Mar 202200:51:39

Upon their return to Estoria, the heroes meet some interesting new acquaintances who beckon them towards the shining city of Mytros.  With Ylva’s sister rescued and personal quests starting to draw divides in the party, this direction is a much needed rallying post, so our heroes set out on the road south.  On the way, though, Kyrah nudges them towards another side quest of hers: recovering another instrument from one of her old bandmates.

Ariel gets naked

Eto opts out of a quest.

Nausicaa finds some comfy loot.

Nehmet gets rid of the witnesses.

Ylva peeps on some peeps.

Next time on…

So close now to Mytros, but our heroes aren’t in the clear yet.  Upon bringing their new entourage of rescued captives to the city limits, another side quest rears its head.  Another of the Four Winds, another instrument and another attempt at a nonviolent encounter, though hopefully one Eto will be more useful during.  Mytros will have to wait just one session more.

What is Ariel most excited for in Mytros?

Is Eto just fed up at this point?

Why hasn’t Nausicaa talked about her personal quests?

Does Nehmet really think a nonviolent approach can work?

Has Ylva ever seen an elephant?

Find out next time!  Until then, remember to ward off the jealous gaze of the Twin Titans and to revere the blessed Five.  May The Chosen of Versi succeed in their quest, else all of Thylea will be lost...

Recorded: 18/DEC/2020

The 500 year Oath of Peace is coming to an end and the Titans’ jealous rage has only ripened over time.  Five heroes have been summoned by the Oracle, who prophesied that they are the only hope of refuge from the death of the gods, the destruction of the sacred tree, and the total annihilation of all mortal races.  Join our heroes (and their players):

Ariel (Venus), a naively entitled nymph with a pension for persuasion

Eto (Billy), a hard-ass Aresian soldier who believes that discipline and pride are cardinal virtues

Nausicaa (Violet), a strangely social medusa who can kill a yak from 200 yards away with her trusty bow

Nehmet (Sojak), a man out of time, slowly clearing a 500 year fog from his mind as he composes the greatest epic poem Thylea will ever know

Ylva (Jacob), a stranger in a strange land whose bone-and-hide armor is almost as threatening as her fiery magics

as they are guided through the world of Thylea by their Dungeon Master (Sam).  Many dangers exist in Thylea, especially for one so bold as to take up adventuring, but if The Chosen of Versi fail in their quest, the future of Thylea is certain to be a grim one.

We're playing Odyssey of the Dragonlords:

https://www.modiphius.net/collections/odyssey-of-the-dragonlords

a campaign for Dungeons & Dragons 5th edition:

https://dnd.wizards.com/

We're playing on the Roll20 virtual tabletop:

https://roll20.net/

talking on Discord:

https://discord.com/

and recording with a Discord bot named Craig:

https://craig.chat/

All audio is edited with Audacity:

https://www.audacityteam.org/

--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/liches-be-crittin/support
Odyssey Ch. 19: Praise Helios! Pt. 225 Feb 202200:51:26

With an unclear path ahead of them, the Chosen of Versi have a sit down in the Mithral Forge to decide what to do next.  Go south to rescue Ylva’s sister?  Go east to Aresia and Eto’s quest?  Maybe Kyrah will have the answer yet again: some old friends turned new complications.  The road is a strange one, with new friends and old enemies, but at the end of their day trip is a bright light, beckoning them to comfort and contentment…  Praise Helios...

Ariel charms a charmer.

Eto praises Helios.

Nausicaa claims a very big eye.

Nehmet attempts diplomacy.

Ylva gets a strange reunion.

Next time on…

Another quest completed and Ylva’s sister rescued from the clutches of Zephyra.  It seems now like the only direction for our heroes is to pursue Kyrah’s old bandmates in order to recover her lost instruments.  Well, that and plenty of personal quests with loose ends.  It seems one thing is certain, though: all roads lead to Mytros...

What is Ariel‘s favorite kind of dungeon?

Can Eto cast spells?

Can Nausicaa get new hair-snakes?

Does Nehmet like it in the middle of the cuddle puddle?

Is Ylva the team spy?

Find out next time!  Until then, remember to ward off the jealous gaze of the Twin Titans and to revere the blessed Five.  May The Chosen of Versi succeed in their quest, else all of Thylea will be lost...

Recorded: 11/DEC/2020

The 500 year Oath of Peace is coming to an end and the Titans’ jealous rage has only ripened over time.  Five heroes have been summoned by the Oracle, who prophesied that they are the only hope of refuge from the death of the gods, the destruction of the sacred tree, and the total annihilation of all mortal races.  Join our heroes (and their players):

Ariel (Venus), a naively entitled nymph with a pension for persuasion

Eto (Billy), a hard-ass Aresian soldier who believes that discipline and pride are cardinal virtues

Nausicaa (Violet), a strangely social medusa who can kill a yak from 200 yards away with her trusty bow

Nehmet (Sojak), a man out of time, slowly clearing a 500 year fog from his mind as he composes the greatest epic poem Thylea will ever know

Ylva (Jacob), a stranger in a strange land whose bone-and-hide armor is almost as threatening as her fiery magics

as they are guided through the world of Thylea by their Dungeon Master (Sam).  Many dangers exist in Thylea, especially for one so bold as to take up adventuring, but if The Chosen of Versi fail in their quest, the future of Thylea is certain to be a grim one.

We're playing Odyssey of the Dragonlords:

https://www.modiphius.net/collections/odyssey-of-the-dragonlords

a campaign for Dungeons & Dragons 5th edition:

https://dnd.wizards.com/

We're playing on the Roll20 virtual tabletop:

https://roll20.net/

talking on Discord:

https://discord.com/

and recording with a Discord bot named Craig:

https://craig.chat/

All audio is edited with Audacity:

https://www.audacityteam.org/

--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/liches-be-crittin/support
Odyssey Ch. 19: Praise Helios! Pt. 111 Feb 202200:51:59

With an unclear path ahead of them, the Chosen of Versi have a sit down in the Mithral Forge to decide what to do next.  Go south to rescue Ylva’s sister?  Go east to Aresia and Eto’s quest?  Maybe Kyrah will have the answer yet again: some old friends turned new complications.  The road is a strange one, with new friends and old enemies, but at the end of their day trip is a bright light, beckoning them to comfort and contentment…  Praise Helios...

Ariel charms a charmer.

Eto praises Helios.

Nausicaa claims a very big eye.

Nehmet attempts diplomacy.

Ylva gets a strange reunion.

Next time on…

Another quest completed and Ylva’s sister rescued from the clutches of Zephyra.  It seems now like the only direction for our heroes is to pursue Kyrah’s old bandmates in order to recover her lost instruments.  Well, that and plenty of personal quests with loose ends.  It seems one thing is certain, though: all roads lead to Mytros...

What is Ariel‘s favorite kind of dungeon?

Can Eto cast spells?

Can Nausicaa get new hair-snakes?

Does Nehmet like it in the middle of the cuddle puddle?

Is Ylva the team spy?

Find out next time!  Until then, remember to ward off the jealous gaze of the Twin Titans and to revere the blessed Five.  May The Chosen of Versi succeed in their quest, else all of Thylea will be lost...

Recorded: 11/DEC/2020

The 500 year Oath of Peace is coming to an end and the Titans’ jealous rage has only ripened over time.  Five heroes have been summoned by the Oracle, who prophesied that they are the only hope of refuge from the death of the gods, the destruction of the sacred tree, and the total annihilation of all mortal races.  Join our heroes (and their players):

Ariel (Venus), a naively entitled nymph with a pension for persuasion

Eto (Billy), a hard-ass Aresian soldier who believes that discipline and pride are cardinal virtues

Nausicaa (Violet), a strangely social medusa who can kill a yak from 200 yards away with her trusty bow

Nehmet (Sojak), a man out of time, slowly clearing a 500 year fog from his mind as he composes the greatest epic poem Thylea will ever know

Ylva (Jacob), a stranger in a strange land whose bone-and-hide armor is almost as threatening as her fiery magics

as they are guided through the world of Thylea by their Dungeon Master (Sam).  Many dangers exist in Thylea, especially for one so bold as to take up adventuring, but if The Chosen of Versi fail in their quest, the future of Thylea is certain to be a grim one.

We're playing Odyssey of the Dragonlords:

https://www.modiphius.net/collections/odyssey-of-the-dragonlords

a campaign for Dungeons & Dragons 5th edition:

https://dnd.wizards.com/

We're playing on the Roll20 virtual tabletop:

https://roll20.net/

talking on Discord:

https://discord.com/

and recording with a Discord bot named Craig:

https://craig.chat/

All audio is edited with Audacity:

https://www.audacityteam.org/

--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/liches-be-crittin/support
Odyssey Ch. 18: The Third Labor Pt. 228 Jan 202201:06:54

Reaching the Necropolis of the Dragonlords may have been precarious in itself, but the heroes’ third labor is far from over.  First, they must venture into the maze, guarded by a dreadful minotaur named Graxis.  Then they must recover from Xander’s tomb whatever arms and armor they can without being cursed.  Finally, they have to find a way off of this dreaded mountain without becoming yeti food.  The challenges our heroes are about to face pose some very unexpected twists and turns, not unlike the labyrinth they are about to delve into...

Ariel casts a new spell.

Eto has aegis envy.

Nausicaa earns her crown.

Nehmet meets a very, very old friend...

Ylva goes sledding with a buddy.

Next time on…

That’s it, right?  Three labors were laid out by Versi and three labors now have been completed by the heroes.  They even got to level five, finally!  So where could their next steps take them now?  South, towards Mytros, to rescue Ylva’s sister?  Back to Estoria to check on their allies there?  Or perhaps to locales stranger still.  After all, the work of a hero is never truly done and unfortunately for our particular heroes, their end goals, personal and prophesied, are still out of reach...

Can Ariel win a charm-off?

Who is Eto‘s favorite god?

Can Nausicaa resist shooting things with her bow?

Does Nehmet like pickles?

Will Ylva find her sister?

Find out next time!  Until then, remember to ward off the jealous gaze of the Twin Titans and to revere the blessed Five.  May The Chosen of Versi succeed in their quest, else all of Thylea will be lost...

Recorded: 05/DEC/2020

The 500 year Oath of Peace is coming to an end and the Titans’ jealous rage has only ripened over time.  Five heroes have been summoned by the Oracle, who prophesied that they are the only hope of refuge from the death of the gods, the destruction of the sacred tree, and the total annihilation of all mortal races.  Join our heroes (and their players):

Ariel (Venus), a naively entitled nymph with a pension for persuasion

Eto (Billy), a hard-ass Aresian soldier who believes that discipline and pride are cardinal virtues

Nausicaa (Violet), a strangely social medusa who can kill a yak from 200 yards away with her trusty bow

Nehmet (Sojak), a man out of time, slowly clearing a 500 year fog from his mind as he composes the greatest epic poem Thylea will ever know

Ylva (Jacob), a stranger in a strange land whose bone-and-hide armor is almost as threatening as her fiery magics

as they are guided through the world of Thylea by their Dungeon Master (Sam).  Many dangers exist in Thylea, especially for one so bold as to take up adventuring, but if The Chosen of Versi fail in their quest, the future of Thylea is certain to be a grim one.

We're playing Odyssey of the Dragonlords:

https://www.modiphius.net/collections/odyssey-of-the-dragonlords

a campaign for Dungeons & Dragons 5th edition:

https://dnd.wizards.com/

We're playing on the Roll20 virtual tabletop:

https://roll20.net/

talking on Discord:

https://discord.com/

and recording with a Discord bot named Craig:

https://craig.chat/

All audio is edited with Audacity:

https://www.audacityteam.org/

--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/liches-be-crittin/support
Odyssey Ch. 18: The Third Labor Pt. 114 Jan 202201:03:36

Reaching the Necropolis of the Dragonlords may have been precarious in itself, but the heroes’ third labor is far from over.  First, they must venture into the maze, guarded by a dreadful minotaur named Graxis.  Then they must recover from Xander’s tomb whatever arms and armor they can without being cursed.  Finally, they have to find a way off of this dreaded mountain without becoming yeti food.  The challenges our heroes are about to face pose some very unexpected twists and turns, not unlike the labyrinth they are about to delve into...

Ariel casts a new spell.

Eto has aegis envy.

Nausicaa earns her crown.

Nehmet meets a very, very old friend...

Ylva goes sledding with a buddy.

Next time on…

That’s it, right?  Three labors were laid out by Versi and three labors now have been completed by the heroes.  They even got to level five, finally!  So where could their next steps take them now?  South, towards Mytros, to rescue Ylva’s sister?  Back to Estoria to check on their allies there?  Or perhaps to locales stranger still.  After all, the work of a hero is never truly done and unfortunately for our particular heroes, their end goals, personal and prophesied, are still out of reach...

Can Ariel win a charm-off?

Who is Eto‘s favorite god?

Can Nausicaa resist shooting things with her bow?

Does Nehmet like pickles?

Will Ylva find her sister?

Find out next time!  Until then, remember to ward off the jealous gaze of the Twin Titans and to revere the blessed Five.  May The Chosen of Versi succeed in their quest, else all of Thylea will be lost...

Recorded: 05/DEC/2020

The 500 year Oath of Peace is coming to an end and the Titans’ jealous rage has only ripened over time.  Five heroes have been summoned by the Oracle, who prophesied that they are the only hope of refuge from the death of the gods, the destruction of the sacred tree, and the total annihilation of all mortal races.  Join our heroes (and their players):

Ariel (Venus), a naively entitled nymph with a pension for persuasion

Eto (Billy), a hard-ass Aresian soldier who believes that discipline and pride are cardinal virtues

Nausicaa (Violet), a strangely social medusa who can kill a yak from 200 yards away with her trusty bow

Nehmet (Sojak), a man out of time, slowly clearing a 500 year fog from his mind as he composes the greatest epic poem Thylea will ever know

Ylva (Jacob), a stranger in a strange land whose bone-and-hide armor is almost as threatening as her fiery magics

as they are guided through the world of Thylea by their Dungeon Master (Sam).  Many dangers exist in Thylea, especially for one so bold as to take up adventuring, but if The Chosen of Versi fail in their quest, the future of Thylea is certain to be a grim one.

We're playing Odyssey of the Dragonlords:

https://www.modiphius.net/collections/odyssey-of-the-dragonlords

a campaign for Dungeons & Dragons 5th edition:

https://dnd.wizards.com/

We're playing on the Roll20 virtual tabletop:

https://roll20.net/

talking on Discord:

https://discord.com/

and recording with a Discord bot named Craig:

https://craig.chat/

All audio is edited with Audacity:

https://www.audacityteam.org/

--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/liches-be-crittin/support
Odyssey Ch. 17: Secret of the Dragonlords Addendum31 Dec 202100:17:12

Now within the walls of the Necropolis of Telamok, our heroes learn the history of Thylea and of the great Dragonlords of old… With one of these legendary heroes right beside them, they take a tour of the various tombs and crypts which hold the treasures and remains of the saviors of the mortal races, the vanquishers of the gygans and the namesakes of this campaign…

We encountered some great technical difficulties when recording this session.  The latter half of the session was not successfully recorded and the former half was largely corrupted.  In order to fill in the gaps of, frankly, one of our best sessions yet (you’ll have to take our word for it), we have recorded a Ch. 17 Addendum in which we talk about all the cool stuff that happened that wasn’t recorded.

Ariel identifies a rock.

Eto loses his religion.

Nausicaa repeatedly casts one cantrip for a whole hour.

Nehmet discovers ancient secrets.

Ylva learns the history of Thylea from some of the best teachers around.

Recorded: 20/NOV/2020

The 500 year Oath of Peace is coming to an end and the Titans’ jealous rage has only ripened over time.  Five heroes have been summoned by the Oracle, who prophesied that they are the only hope of refuge from the death of the gods, the destruction of the sacred tree, and the total annihilation of all mortal races.  Join our heroes (and their players):

Ariel (Venus), a naively entitled nymph with a pension for persuasion

Eto (Billy), a hard-ass Aresian soldier who believes that discipline and pride are cardinal virtues

Nausicaa (Violet), a strangely social medusa who can kill a yak from 200 yards away with her trusty bow

Nehmet (Sojak), a man out of time, slowly clearing a 500 year fog from his mind as he composes the greatest epic poem Thylea will ever know

Ylva (Jacob), a stranger in a strange land whose bone-and-hide armor is almost as threatening as her fiery magics

as they are guided through the world of Thylea by their Dungeon Master (Sam).  Many dangers exist in Thylea, especially for one so bold as to take up adventuring, but if The Chosen of Versi fail in their quest, the future of Thylea is certain to be a grim one.

We're playing Odyssey of the Dragonlords:

https://www.modiphius.net/collections/odyssey-of-the-dragonlords

a campaign for Dungeons & Dragons 5th edition:

https://dnd.wizards.com/

We're playing on the Roll20 virtual tabletop:

https://roll20.net/

talking on Discord:

https://discord.com/

and recording with a Discord bot named Craig:

https://craig.chat/

All audio is edited with Audacity:

https://www.audacityteam.org/

--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/liches-be-crittin/support
Odyssey Ch. 17: Secret of the Dragonlords31 Dec 202100:43:14

Now within the walls of the Necropolis of Telamok, our heroes learn the history of Thylea and of the great Dragonlords of old… With one of these legendary heroes right beside them, they take a tour of the various tombs and crypts which hold the treasures and remains of the saviors of the mortal races, the vanquishers of the gygans and the namesakes of this campaign…

We encountered some great technical difficulties when recording this session.  The latter half of the session was not successfully recorded and the former half was largely corrupted.  This is what could be salvaged.  In order to fill in the gaps of, frankly, one of our best sessions yet (you’ll have to take our word for it), we will be recording a Ch. 17 Addendum in which we talk about all the cool stuff that happened that wasn’t recorded.

Ariel identifies a rock.

Eto loses his religion.

Nausicaa repeatedly casts one cantrip for a whole hour.

Nehmet discovers ancient secrets.

Ylva learns the history of Thylea from some of the best teachers around.

Recorded: 20/NOV/2020

The 500 year Oath of Peace is coming to an end and the Titans’ jealous rage has only ripened over time.  Five heroes have been summoned by the Oracle, who prophesied that they are the only hope of refuge from the death of the gods, the destruction of the sacred tree, and the total annihilation of all mortal races.  Join our heroes (and their players):

Ariel (Venus), a naively entitled nymph with a pension for persuasion

Eto (Billy), a hard-ass Aresian soldier who believes that discipline and pride are cardinal virtues

Nausicaa (Violet), a strangely social medusa who can kill a yak from 200 yards away with her trusty bow

Nehmet (Sojak), a man out of time, slowly clearing a 500 year fog from his mind as he composes the greatest epic poem Thylea will ever know

Ylva (Jacob), a stranger in a strange land whose bone-and-hide armor is almost as threatening as her fiery magics

as they are guided through the world of Thylea by their Dungeon Master (Sam).  Many dangers exist in Thylea, especially for one so bold as to take up adventuring, but if The Chosen of Versi fail in their quest, the future of Thylea is certain to be a grim one.

We're playing Odyssey of the Dragonlords:

https://www.modiphius.net/collections/odyssey-of-the-dragonlords

a campaign for Dungeons & Dragons 5th edition:

https://dnd.wizards.com/

We're playing on the Roll20 virtual tabletop:

https://roll20.net/

talking on Discord:

https://discord.com/

and recording with a Discord bot named Craig:

https://craig.chat/

All audio is edited with Audacity:

https://www.audacityteam.org/

--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/liches-be-crittin/support
Odyssey Ch. 35: Landsharks and the Leaping Spires!16 Dec 202201:11:47

They may be called the Leaping Spires of Narsus, but the leaping and the spires are the least of concern to any who play.  All that matters is these three things: get the pennants, avoid the surprises, and stop anyone else from winning, by any means necessary.  While our heroes may be joined by an Oath of Fellowship, that won’t stop them from competing against eachother.  Whoever gets those flags to the middle, wins.

Ariel gives Bullbug a boost.

Eto deflects a missile.

Nausicaa chooses friendship over pride.

Nehmet gets a helping hand.

Ylva freezes a landshark.

Next time on…

The Tower of Pythor is a true testament to the chaotic and brawny nature of its namesake.  With the chosen only fielding one team, they’ll have to bring all of their strength, speed and wrestling prowess to bear.  Dwarves, bears and sharks roam the arena, but only one can be king of the hill in the second event of the Great Games.

Can Ariel wrestle?

Who’s Eto rooting for?

Can Nausicaa resist shooting her bow?

What is Nehmet‘s most powerful spell?

How does Ylva feel about sharks?

Find out next time!  Until then, remember to ward off the jealous gaze of the Twin Titans and to revere the blessed Five.  May The Chosen of Versi succeed in their quest, else all of Thylea will be lost...

Recorded: 23/APR/2021

The 500 year Oath of Peace is coming to an end and the Titans’ jealous rage has only ripened over time.  Five heroes have been summoned by the Oracle, who prophesied that they are the only hope of refuge from the death of the gods, the destruction of the sacred tree, and the total annihilation of all mortal races.  Join our heroes (and their players):

Ariel (Venus), a naively entitled nymph with a pension for persuasion

Eto (Billy), a hard-ass Aresian soldier who believes that discipline and pride are cardinal virtues

Nausicaa (Violet), a strangely social medusa who can kill a yak from 200 yards away with her trusty bow

Nehmet (Sojak), a man out of time, slowly clearing a 500 year fog from his mind as he composes the greatest epic poem Thylea will ever know

Ylva (Jacob), a stranger in a strange land whose bone-and-hide armor is almost as threatening as her fiery magics

as they are guided through the world of Thylea by their Dungeon Master (Sam).  Many dangers exist in Thylea, especially for one so bold as to take up adventuring, but if The Chosen of Versi fail in their quest, the future of Thylea is certain to be a grim one.

We're playing Odyssey of the Dragonlords:

https://www.modiphius.net/collections/odyssey-of-the-dragonlords

a campaign for Dungeons & Dragons 5th edition:

https://dnd.wizards.com/

We're playing on the Roll20 virtual tabletop:

https://roll20.net/

talking on Discord:

https://discord.com/

and recording with a Discord bot named Craig:

https://craig.chat/

All audio is edited with Audacity:

https://www.audacityteam.org/

--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/liches-be-crittin/support
Odyssey Ch. 16: The Encroaching Winter Pt. 217 Dec 202100:50:45

Unfortunately, for this session, Violet was not able to join us, so her intrepid medusa archer was controlled by Sam.  Additionally, in this session we introduce a new alternative way of tracking initiative called “Active Initiative,” in which, at the end of a creature’s turn, it chooses who goes next, unless a creature took damage, in which case it can also take the initiative.

Time to resolve a cliffhanger!  Last we left our heroes, they were rolling initiative to take on an ambush force of strange, white furred beasts encroaching on their camp, but something tells me that won’t stop them from getting to the Necropolis and completing their labor.  What might stop them, though, are some charming creatures, a long fall and an absolute cacophony of multi-faction combat.

Ariel takes the plunge.

Eto takes a mid-fight nap.

Nausicaa debuts her new bow.

Nehmet talks to a lich.

Ylva lights up the night.

Recorded: 13/NOV/2020

The 500 year Oath of Peace is coming to an end and the Titans’ jealous rage has only ripened over time.  Five heroes have been summoned by the Oracle, who prophesied that they are the only hope of refuge from the death of the gods, the destruction of the sacred tree, and the total annihilation of all mortal races.  Join our heroes (and their players):

Ariel (Venus), a naively entitled nymph with a pension for persuasion

Eto (Billy), a hard-ass Aresian soldier who believes that discipline and pride are cardinal virtues

Nausicaa (Violet), a strangely social medusa who can kill a yak from 200 yards away with her trusty bow

Nehmet (Sojak), a man out of time, slowly clearing a 500 year fog from his mind as he composes the greatest epic poem Thylea will ever know

Ylva (Jacob), a stranger in a strange land whose bone-and-hide armor is almost as threatening as her fiery magics

as they are guided through the world of Thylea by their Dungeon Master (Sam).  Many dangers exist in Thylea, especially for one so bold as to take up adventuring, but if The Chosen of Versi fail in their quest, the future of Thylea is certain to be a grim one.

We're playing Odyssey of the Dragonlords:

https://www.modiphius.net/collections/odyssey-of-the-dragonlords

a campaign for Dungeons & Dragons 5th edition:

https://dnd.wizards.com/

We're playing on the Roll20 virtual tabletop:

https://roll20.net/

talking on Discord:

https://discord.com/

and recording with a Discord bot named Craig:

https://craig.chat/

All audio is edited with Audacity:

https://www.audacityteam.org/

--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/liches-be-crittin/support
Odyssey Ch. 16: The Encroaching Winter Pt. 103 Dec 202100:50:08

Unfortunately, for this session, Violet was not able to join us, so her intrepid medusa archer was controlled by Sam.  Additionally, in this session we introduce a new alternative way of tracking initiative called “Active Initiative,” in which, at the end of a creature’s turn, it chooses who goes next, unless a creature took damage, in which case it can also take the initiative.

Time to resolve a cliffhanger!  Last we left our heroes, they were rolling initiative to take on an ambush force of strange, white furred beasts encroaching on their camp, but something tells me that won’t stop them from getting to the Necropolis and completing their labor.  What might stop them, though, are some charming creatures, a long fall and an absolute cacophony of multi-faction combat.

Ariel takes the plunge.

Eto takes a mid-fight nap.

Nausicaa debuts her new bow.

Nehmet talks to a lich.

Ylva lights up the night.

Recorded: 13/NOV/2020

The 500 year Oath of Peace is coming to an end and the Titans’ jealous rage has only ripened over time.  Five heroes have been summoned by the Oracle, who prophesied that they are the only hope of refuge from the death of the gods, the destruction of the sacred tree, and the total annihilation of all mortal races.  Join our heroes (and their players):

Ariel (Venus), a naively entitled nymph with a pension for persuasion

Eto (Billy), a hard-ass Aresian soldier who believes that discipline and pride are cardinal virtues

Nausicaa (Violet), a strangely social medusa who can kill a yak from 200 yards away with her trusty bow

Nehmet (Sojak), a man out of time, slowly clearing a 500 year fog from his mind as he composes the greatest epic poem Thylea will ever know

Ylva (Jacob), a stranger in a strange land whose bone-and-hide armor is almost as threatening as her fiery magics

as they are guided through the world of Thylea by their Dungeon Master (Sam).  Many dangers exist in Thylea, especially for one so bold as to take up adventuring, but if The Chosen of Versi fail in their quest, the future of Thylea is certain to be a grim one.

We're playing Odyssey of the Dragonlords:

https://www.modiphius.net/collections/odyssey-of-the-dragonlords

a campaign for Dungeons & Dragons 5th edition:

https://dnd.wizards.com/

We're playing on the Roll20 virtual tabletop:

https://roll20.net/

talking on Discord:

https://discord.com/

and recording with a Discord bot named Craig:

https://craig.chat/

All audio is edited with Audacity:

https://www.audacityteam.org/

--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/liches-be-crittin/support
Odyssey Ch. 15: Stalkers on the Mountain19 Nov 202101:12:24

Iona’s grove is rescued from the Evil Fucking Tree and our heroes are ready to return to the task at hand: their labors.  After a quick goodbye to Iona and to Nausicaa’s parents, the gang returns Versi to her temple and ventures back to the site of their first labor: The Mithral Forge outside of Estoria.  Volkan delivers the heroes’ commissioned items and it’s onward and upward to the final labor bestowed upon the heroes by the oracle Versi herself: to reclaim the ancient weapons of the long-dead dragonlords, entombed at the Necropolis at Telamok.

Ariel gets endless wine.

Eto explains the laws of the land.

Nausicaa has her first kiss.

Nehmet drops a story bomb.

Ylva spies some creatures in the dark.

Next time on…

Finally, a session without combat.  A session of rest, recuperation, role-play and reception of badass new gear.  Unfortunately it seems like this won’t be a trend for the Chosen of Versi, who we last saw on the brink of combat with a new and terrible foe: the Eye of Winter.  Will they make it to the Necropolis?  Or will this labor continue to elude them?

Can Ariel fly?

What is Eto willing to do for his friends?

What does Nausicaa‘s new bow do?

How will Nehmet‘s reunion with Damon be?

Can Ylva fend off a horde of wintry beasts?

Find out next time!  Until then, remember to ward off the jealous gaze of the Twin Titans and to revere the blessed Five.  May The Chosen of Versi succeed in their quest, else all of Thylea will be lost...

Recorded: 06/NOV/2020

The 500 year Oath of Peace is coming to an end and the Titans’ jealous rage has only ripened over time.  Five heroes have been summoned by the Oracle, who prophesied that they are the only hope of refuge from the death of the gods, the destruction of the sacred tree, and the total annihilation of all mortal races.  Join our heroes (and their players):

Ariel (Venus), a naively entitled nymph with a pension for persuasion

Eto (Billy), a hard-ass Aresian soldier who believes that discipline and pride are cardinal virtues

Nausicaa (Violet), a strangely social medusa who can kill a yak from 200 yards away with her trusty bow

Nehmet (Sojak), a man out of time, slowly clearing a 500 year fog from his mind as he composes the greatest epic poem Thylea will ever know

Ylva (Jacob), a stranger in a strange land whose bone-and-hide armor is almost as threatening as her fiery magics

as they are guided through the world of Thylea by their Dungeon Master (Sam).  Many dangers exist in Thylea, especially for one so bold as to take up adventuring, but if The Chosen of Versi fail in their quest, the future of Thylea is certain to be a grim one.

We're playing Odyssey of the Dragonlords:

https://www.modiphius.net/collections/odyssey-of-the-dragonlords

a campaign for Dungeons & Dragons 5th edition:

https://dnd.wizards.com/

We're playing on the Roll20 virtual tabletop:

https://roll20.net/

talking on Discord:

https://discord.com/

and recording with a Discord bot named Craig:

https://craig.chat/

All audio is edited with Audacity:

https://www.audacityteam.org/

--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/liches-be-crittin/support
Odyssey Ch. 14: The Evil F***ing Tree05 Nov 202101:30:00

Nausicaa’s parents are safe and sound and not pigs anymore.  Thank goodness.  But their porcine predisposition perplexes our protagonists as to the purpose of their previous precognitions.  What other visions from Lutheria could prove to be true?  That is a question for another time.  Right now, a labor sits on the cusp of completion and a friend of Nausicaa’s may be in grave danger.

Ariel casts fire bolt.

Eto makes a hard call.

Nausicaa reunites with an old roommate.

Nehmet takes flight.

Ylva dishes out the DPS.

Next time on…

Well that last fight was a doozy!  Chosen heroes dropping left and right.  Hopefully they get a little breather after all of this madness.  With their plan maximizing completed tasks in minimal time, their next stop is the Mithral Mine to retrieve the weapons Volkan forged them.  Then, on to the Necropolis of Telamok to finish their third and final labor...

What would Ariel take to a desert island?

How many spears can Eto carry?

Is Nausicaa‘s “old roommate” okay?

What did Nehmet see when he died for the second time?

Is Ylva ready to see her little one leave the nest?

Find out next time!  Until then, remember to ward off the jealous gaze of the Twin Titans and to revere the blessed Five.  May The Chosen of Versi succeed in their quest, else all of Thylea will be lost...

Recorded: 30/OCT/2020

The 500 year Oath of Peace is coming to an end and the Titans’ jealous rage has only ripened over time.  Five heroes have been summoned by the Oracle, who prophesied that they are the only hope of refuge from the death of the gods, the destruction of the sacred tree, and the total annihilation of all mortal races.  Join our heroes (and their players):

Ariel (Venus), a naively entitled nymph with a pension for persuasion

Eto (Billy), a hard-ass Aresian soldier who believes that discipline and pride are cardinal virtues

Nausicaa (Violet), a strangely social medusa who can kill a yak from 200 yards away with her trusty bow

Nehmet (Sojak), a man out of time, slowly clearing a 500 year fog from his mind as he composes the greatest epic poem Thylea will ever know

Ylva (Jacob), a stranger in a strange land whose bone-and-hide armor is almost as threatening as her fiery magics

as they are guided through the world of Thylea by their Dungeon Master (Sam).  Many dangers exist in Thylea, especially for one so bold as to take up adventuring, but if The Chosen of Versi fail in their quest, the future of Thylea is certain to be a grim one.

We're playing Odyssey of the Dragonlords:

https://www.modiphius.net/collections/odyssey-of-the-dragonlords

a campaign for Dungeons & Dragons 5th edition:

https://dnd.wizards.com/

We're playing on the Roll20 virtual tabletop:

https://roll20.net/

talking on Discord:

https://discord.com/

and recording with a Discord bot named Craig:

https://craig.chat/

All audio is edited with Audacity:

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Odyssey Ch. 13: Of Portents and Parents22 Oct 202100:56:28

With Demetria defeated and none of the heroes dead anymore, the heroes take a well deserved rest, under the careful watch of Laureus and his friends.  Their sleep, however, brings terrible visions and portents from Lutheria, surely trying to frighten them off of their glorious path.  When the heroes arrive at a town to deliver some of the rescued captives, though, they learn that Lutheria delivers on her promises.

Ariel has a happy dream.

Eto kills Jake Gyllenhaal.

Nausicaa comes out to her parents.

Nehmet breaks up with Versi.

Ylva talks to some pigs.

Next time on…

After another terrible fight, our heroes find themselves in a relatively safe place among those that would protect them.  With their downtime, though, they begin to realise that the titans are already some moves ahead of them.  Between the visions from the previous night and two labors still unfinished, it seems that time and resources are not on the side of the Chosen...

Is there booze too strong for Ariel?

Where do Eto‘s loyalties lie?

What else did Nausicaa see in her dream?

Why hasn’t Nehmet used those winged sandals yet?

What is Ylva‘s favored foe?

Find out next time!  Until then, remember to ward off the jealous gaze of the Twin Titans and to revere the blessed Five.  May The Chosen of Versi succeed in their quest, else all of Thylea will be lost...

Recorded: 23/OCT/2020

The 500 year Oath of Peace is coming to an end and the Titans’ jealous rage has only ripened over time.  Five heroes have been summoned by the Oracle, who prophesied that they are the only hope of refuge from the death of the gods, the destruction of the sacred tree, and the total annihilation of all mortal races.  Join our heroes (and their players):

Ariel (Venus), a naively entitled nymph with a pension for persuasion

Eto (Billy), a hard-ass Aresian soldier who believes that discipline and pride are cardinal virtues

Nausicaa (Violet), a strangely social medusa who can kill a yak from 200 yards away with her trusty bow

Nehmet (Sojak), a man out of time, slowly clearing a 500 year fog from his mind as he composes the greatest epic poem Thylea will ever know

Ylva (Jacob), a stranger in a strange land whose bone-and-hide armor is almost as threatening as her fiery magics

as they are guided through the world of Thylea by their Dungeon Master (Sam).  Many dangers exist in Thylea, especially for one so bold as to take up adventuring, but if The Chosen of Versi fail in their quest, the future of Thylea is certain to be a grim one.

We're playing Odyssey of the Dragonlords:

https://www.modiphius.net/collections/odyssey-of-the-dragonlords

a campaign for Dungeons & Dragons 5th edition:

https://dnd.wizards.com/

We're playing on the Roll20 virtual tabletop:

https://roll20.net/

talking on Discord:

https://discord.com/

and recording with a Discord bot named Craig:

https://craig.chat/

All audio is edited with Audacity:

https://www.audacityteam.org/

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Odyssey Ch. 12: A Meal to Die For08 Oct 202101:26:04

Deeper in the mossy temple, the heroes find themselves in the den of a mysterious and terrible foe: Demetria.  While her connections to the party are many, none of the heroes have met her before, and certainly they will all be glad to never cross paths with her again after their encounter.  With awesome powers and numerous allies, Demetria might be the heroes most difficult battle yet.

Ariel finds an old relic.

Eto cares for a friend.

Nausicaa kills a tree.

Nehmet… dies..?

Ylva uses her Charm of Heroism.

Next time on…

Our heroes take a well deserved rest in the ancient glade beneath the mossy temple after their mortal encounter with Demetria and her minions, but their sleep might not be as restful as they would hope.  With the Horn of Balmytria recovered and numerous civilians rescued, the heroes must return the hostages to their homes, find their way back to Estoria and complete their final labor.  Many strange things happen in the Oldwoods, though.  Monsters abound and not all is what it seems...

What happened to Ariel‘s collection?

What is waiting for Eto in Aresia?

Where does Nausicaa call home?

What is Nehmet‘s relationship with Versi?

What does Ylva‘s new staff do?

Find out next time!  Until then, remember to ward off the jealous gaze of the Twin Titans and to revere the blessed Five.  May The Chosen of Versi succeed in their quest, else all of Thylea will be lost...

Recorded: 16/OCT/2020

The 500 year Oath of Peace is coming to an end and the Titans’ jealous rage has only ripened over time.  Five heroes have been summoned by the Oracle, who prophesied that they are the only hope of refuge from the death of the gods, the destruction of the sacred tree, and the total annihilation of all mortal races.  Join our heroes (and their players):

Ariel (Venus), a naively entitled nymph with a pension for persuasion

Eto (Billy), a hard-ass Aresian soldier who believes that discipline and pride are cardinal virtues

Nausicaa (Violet), a strangely social medusa who can kill a yak from 200 yards away with her trusty bow

Nehmet (Sojak), a man out of time, slowly clearing a 500 year fog from his mind as he composes the greatest epic poem Thylea will ever know

Ylva (Jacob), a stranger in a strange land whose bone-and-hide armor is almost as threatening as her fiery magics

as they are guided through the world of Thylea by their Dungeon Master (Sam).  Many dangers exist in Thylea, especially for one so bold as to take up adventuring, but if The Chosen of Versi fail in their quest, the future of Thylea is certain to be a grim one.

We're playing Odyssey of the Dragonlords:

https://www.modiphius.net/collections/odyssey-of-the-dragonlords

a campaign for Dungeons & Dragons 5th edition:

https://dnd.wizards.com/

We're playing on the Roll20 virtual tabletop:

https://roll20.net/

talking on Discord:

https://discord.com/

and recording with a Discord bot named Craig:

https://craig.chat/

All audio is edited with Audacity:

https://www.audacityteam.org/

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Odyssey Ch. 11: Into the Mossy Temple Pt. 224 Sep 202100:35:42

The Oldwood is regarded as dangerous for a reason.  Few who enter the dense trees come out, and those who do are often… changed.  Our heroes hope to thwart that conception by rescuing a group who found themselves captured by the most vile creatures in the land: goatlings.  They journey deep into the Oldwood to find the home of these creatures, but what they find within the dungeon is somehow even worse than these foul-mouthed fey.

Ariel slaps some sense into the party.

Eto learns to hate the twerk.

Nausicaa vaporizes a goatling.

Nehmet enters dangerous waters.

Ylva meets a new friend.

Next time on…

Winding tunnels still await the heroes as they continue their trek through the Mossy Temple, and questions eat at their minds:  What is this temple?  Where did the maenads come from? And possibly most pressing: where are all of the people they’re supposed to save?  The answer comes in a form somewhat familiar to their last night in Estoria, though the outcome is drastically darker.  The heroes were ill-prepared for this...

Why does Ariel know the name Demetria?

Does Eto have a soft spot for his new comrades?

What did Nausicaa learn while living in the Oldwood?

How can Nehmet recover his memories?

Does Ylva know what her ward is capable of?

Find out next time!  Until then, remember to ward off the jealous gaze of the Twin Titans and to revere the blessed Five.  May The Chosen of Versi succeed in their quest, else all of Thylea will be lost...

Recorded: 09/OCT/2020

The 500 year Oath of Peace is coming to an end and the Titans’ jealous rage has only ripened over time.  Five heroes have been summoned by the Oracle, who prophesied that they are the only hope of refuge from the death of the gods, the destruction of the sacred tree, and the total annihilation of all mortal races.  Join our heroes (and their players):

Ariel (Venus), a naively entitled nymph with a pension for persuasion

Eto (Billy), a hard-ass Aresian soldier who believes that discipline and pride are cardinal virtues

Nausicaa (Violet), a strangely social medusa who can kill a yak from 200 yards away with her trusty bow

Nehmet (Sojak), a man out of time, slowly clearing a 500 year fog from his mind as he composes the greatest epic poem Thylea will ever know

Ylva (Jacob), a stranger in a strange land whose bone-and-hide armor is almost as threatening as her fiery magics

as they are guided through the world of Thylea by their Dungeon Master (Sam).  Many dangers exist in Thylea, especially for one so bold as to take up adventuring, but if The Chosen of Versi fail in their quest, the future of Thylea is certain to be a grim one.

We're playing Odyssey of the Dragonlords:

https://www.modiphius.net/collections/odyssey-of-the-dragonlords

a campaign for Dungeons & Dragons 5th edition:

https://dnd.wizards.com/

We're playing on the Roll20 virtual tabletop:

https://roll20.net/

talking on Discord:

https://discord.com/

and recording with a Discord bot named Craig:

https://craig.chat/

All audio is edited with Audacity:

https://www.audacityteam.org/

--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/liches-be-crittin/support
Odyssey Ch. 11: Into the Mossy Temple Pt. 110 Sep 202100:58:32

The Oldwood is regarded as dangerous for a reason.  Few who enter the dense trees come out, and those who do are often… changed.  Our heroes hope to thwart that conception by rescuing a group who found themselves captured by the most vile creatures in the land: goatlings.  They journey deep into the Oldwood to find the home of these creatures, but what they find within the dungeon is somehow even worse than these foul-mouthed fey.

Ariel slaps some sense into the party.

Eto learns to hate the twerk.

Nausicaa vaporizes a goatling.

Nehmet enters dangerous waters.

Ylva meets a new friend.

Next time on…

Winding tunnels still await the heroes as they continue their trek through the Mossy Temple, and questions eat at their minds:  What is this temple?  Where did the maenads come from? And possibly most pressing: where are all of the people they’re supposed to save?  The answer comes in a form somewhat familiar to their last night in Estoria, though the outcome is drastically darker.  The heroes were ill-prepared for this...

Why does Ariel know the name Demetria?

Does Eto have a soft spot for his new comrades?

What did Nausicaa learn while living in the Oldwood?

How can Nehmet recover his memories?

Does Ylva know what her ward is capable of?

Find out next time!  Until then, remember to ward off the jealous gaze of the Twin Titans and to revere the blessed Five.  May The Chosen of Versi succeed in their quest, else all of Thylea will be lost...

Recorded: 09/OCT/2020

The 500 year Oath of Peace is coming to an end and the Titans’ jealous rage has only ripened over time.  Five heroes have been summoned by the Oracle, who prophesied that they are the only hope of refuge from the death of the gods, the destruction of the sacred tree, and the total annihilation of all mortal races.  Join our heroes (and their players):

Ariel (Venus), a naively entitled nymph with a pension for persuasion

Eto (Billy), a hard-ass Aresian soldier who believes that discipline and pride are cardinal virtues

Nausicaa (Violet), a strangely social medusa who can kill a yak from 200 yards away with her trusty bow

Nehmet (Sojak), a man out of time, slowly clearing a 500 year fog from his mind as he composes the greatest epic poem Thylea will ever know

Ylva (Jacob), a stranger in a strange land whose bone-and-hide armor is almost as threatening as her fiery magics

as they are guided through the world of Thylea by their Dungeon Master (Sam).  Many dangers exist in Thylea, especially for one so bold as to take up adventuring, but if The Chosen of Versi fail in their quest, the future of Thylea is certain to be a grim one.

We're playing Odyssey of the Dragonlords:

https://www.modiphius.net/collections/odyssey-of-the-dragonlords

a campaign for Dungeons & Dragons 5th edition:

https://dnd.wizards.com/

We're playing on the Roll20 virtual tabletop:

https://roll20.net/

talking on Discord:

https://discord.com/

and recording with a Discord bot named Craig:

https://craig.chat/

All audio is edited with Audacity:

https://www.audacityteam.org/

--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/liches-be-crittin/support
Odyssey Ch. 10: Festivities and Foul-Mouthed Fey27 Aug 202101:25:28

Before continuing on their perilous journey to save the world, the heroes take a well-deserved break to attend a feast that King Pythor throws in their honor.  The feast itself is quite a merry time, full of music, alcohol and a few choice declarations by the God of Battle himself.  In the waning night after the party dissipates, some of the heroes contemplate their pasts and their futures, though the morning after brings news that spurs them to quick action on their next quest.

Ariel passes out.

Eto drops some camping wisdom.

Nausicaa gets a hammer.

Nehmet joins a mariachi band.

Ylva gives a teenager alcohol.

Next time on…

With a new comrade in tow, the heroes of Versi venture further into the Oldwood to find where the vile goatlings came from.  Their reasons for this expedition vary slightly: Ariel is determined to find this Demetria for personal reasons; Eto is determined to ensure the safety of the taken children; Ylva believes that she will find her sister, or at least more answers.  What they do find, though, might surprise them...

Will Ariel get revenge?

Does Eto have any good dance moves?

Is Nausicaa jealous to not be the only archer in the party?

How many traps will Nehmet trigger?

Can Ylva speak with squirrels?

Find out next time!  Until then, remember to ward off the jealous gaze of the Twin Titans and to revere the blessed Five.  May The Chosen of Versi succeed in their quest, else all of Thylea will be lost...

Recorded: 02/OCT/2020

The 500 year Oath of Peace is coming to an end and the Titans’ jealous rage has only ripened over time.  Five heroes have been summoned by the Oracle, who prophesied that they are the only hope of refuge from the death of the gods, the destruction of the sacred tree, and the total annihilation of all mortal races.  Join our heroes (and their players):

Ariel (Venus), a naively entitled nymph with a pension for persuasion

Eto (Billy), a hard-ass Aresian soldier who believes that discipline and pride are cardinal virtues

Nausicaa (Violet), a strangely social medusa who can kill a yak from 200 yards away with her trusty bow

Nehmet (Sojak), a man out of time, slowly clearing a 500 year fog from his mind as he composes the greatest epic poem Thylea will ever know

Ylva (Jacob), a stranger in a strange land whose bone-and-hide armor is almost as threatening as her fiery magics

as they are guided through the world of Thylea by their Dungeon Master (Sam).  Many dangers exist in Thylea, especially for one so bold as to take up adventuring, but if The Chosen of Versi fail in their quest, the future of Thylea is certain to be a grim one.

We're playing Odyssey of the Dragonlords:

https://www.modiphius.net/collections/odyssey-of-the-dragonlords

a campaign for Dungeons & Dragons 5th edition:

https://dnd.wizards.com/

We're playing on the Roll20 virtual tabletop:

https://roll20.net/

talking on Discord:

https://discord.com/

and recording with a Discord bot named Craig:

https://craig.chat/

All audio is edited with Audacity:

https://www.audacityteam.org/

--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/liches-be-crittin/support
Odyssey Ch. 9: Bonded and Bound13 Aug 202101:21:51

After scouting out the solution to their sacrifice dilemma, the heroes feel confident that their night on the Rock of Estor won’t be their last night on Thylea.  While chained to the rock, they find that the followers of the titans’ cults come in all kinds, from those blind with rage, to those with a relieving sense of humor.  They also learn that their actions have started to earn them some impressive clout as the people of Estoria rally en masse to watch the sacrifice and support the prophesied heroes both with homemade fan-club attire and promises of soon-to-be-popular merchandising.

Ariel gets sleepy.

Eto does some fancy footwork.

Nausicaa gets a sponsorship deal.

Nehmet spies with his little eye.

Ylva makes a bet.

Next time on...

Now that the sacrifice is over… it’s PARTY TIME!!!  Pythor, God of Battle and immortal King of Estoria has decided to throw a feast in honor of the heroes and their flaunting of the Cult of Sydon’s plans to eliminate Anora.  The lavish party and Pythor’s gratitude are well earned rewards, but the heroes still have two more labors to complete in order to fulfill Versi’s prophecy and they just learned that one was stolen out from under their noses.  In the morning it’s back to the task at hand and possibly into the dangerous Oldwood that dominates the south-center of the island of Thylea...

Can Ariel hold her liquor?

Has Eto learned to appreciate his new companions?

How does Nausicaa fare with heavy weapons?

Is Nehmet the only one with magical insults?

Is Ylva really cut out to be taking care of a teenager?

Find out next time!  Until then, remember to ward off the jealous gaze of the Twin Titans and to revere the blessed Five.  May The Chosen of Versi succeed in their quest, else all of Thylea will be lost...

Recorded: 25/SEP/2020

The 500 year Oath of Peace is coming to an end and the Titans’ jealous rage has only ripened over time.  Five heroes have been summoned by the Oracle, who prophesied that they are the only hope of refuge from the death of the gods, the destruction of the sacred tree, and the total annihilation of all mortal races.  Join our heroes (and their players):

Ariel (Venus), a naively entitled nymph with a pension for persuasion

Eto (Billy), a hard-ass Aresian soldier who believes that discipline and pride are cardinal virtues

Nausicaa (Violet), a strangely social medusa who can kill a yak from 200 yards away with her trusty bow

Nehmet (Sojak), a man out of time, slowly clearing a 500 year fog from his mind as he composes the greatest epic poem Thylea will ever know

Ylva (Jacob), a stranger in a strange land whose bone-and-hide armor is almost as threatening as her fiery magics

as they are guided through the world of Thylea by their Dungeon Master (Sam).  Many dangers exist in Thylea, especially for one so bold as to take up adventuring, but if The Chosen of Versi fail in their quest, the future of Thylea is certain to be a grim one.

We're playing Odyssey of the Dragonlords:

https://www.modiphius.net/collections/odyssey-of-the-dragonlords

a campaign for Dungeons & Dragons 5th edition:

https://dnd.wizards.com/

We're playing on the Roll20 virtual tabletop:

https://roll20.net/

talking on Discord:

https://discord.com/

and recording with a Discord bot named Craig:

https://craig.chat/

All audio is edited with Audacity:

https://www.audacityteam.org/

--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/liches-be-crittin/support
Odyssey Ch. 34: Let the Great Games Begin!02 Dec 202201:28:42

With the Ultros being repaired by the greatest carpenters in Mytros, the heroes have no choice but to face the greatest spectacle ever laid out before mother Thylea herself:  The Great Games!  Old foes and new strangers fill the arena as spectators from all over Thylea and beyond come to watch the Chosen of Versi face off against the mightiest in the land.  Their first challenge:  The Leaping Spires of Narsus.

Ariel meets Bemus.

Eto catches a missile.

Nausicaa meets a fan.

Nehmet sings a new tune.

Ylva practices architecture.

Next time on…

The Leaping Spires is no simple game, and it can prove to be deadly if one is not careful.  Land sharks, steep cliffs and violent contestants abound in the cramped arena.  Against all odds, we have faith in our chosen heroes to emerge victorious, the only question is: which team of heroes will win?

Will Ariel investigate any other contestants?

Can Eto get those brambles off his legs?

Will Nausicaa face her biggest fan?

Does Big Nehmet have any strength to bear?

Does Ylva have other spells useful for this game?

Find out next time!  Until then, remember to ward off the jealous gaze of the Twin Titans and to revere the blessed Five.  May The Chosen of Versi succeed in their quest, else all of Thylea will be lost...

Recorded: 16/APR/2021

The 500 year Oath of Peace is coming to an end and the Titans’ jealous rage has only ripened over time.  Five heroes have been summoned by the Oracle, who prophesied that they are the only hope of refuge from the death of the gods, the destruction of the sacred tree, and the total annihilation of all mortal races.  Join our heroes (and their players):

Ariel (Venus), a naively entitled nymph with a pension for persuasion

Eto (Billy), a hard-ass Aresian soldier who believes that discipline and pride are cardinal virtues

Nausicaa (Violet), a strangely social medusa who can kill a yak from 200 yards away with her trusty bow

Nehmet (Sojak), a man out of time, slowly clearing a 500 year fog from his mind as he composes the greatest epic poem Thylea will ever know

Ylva (Jacob), a stranger in a strange land whose bone-and-hide armor is almost as threatening as her fiery magics

as they are guided through the world of Thylea by their Dungeon Master (Sam).  Many dangers exist in Thylea, especially for one so bold as to take up adventuring, but if The Chosen of Versi fail in their quest, the future of Thylea is certain to be a grim one.

We're playing Odyssey of the Dragonlords:

https://www.modiphius.net/collections/odyssey-of-the-dragonlords

a campaign for Dungeons & Dragons 5th edition:

https://dnd.wizards.com/

We're playing on the Roll20 virtual tabletop:

https://roll20.net/

talking on Discord:

https://discord.com/

and recording with a Discord bot named Craig:

https://craig.chat/

All audio is edited with Audacity:

https://www.audacityteam.org/

--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/liches-be-crittin/support
Odyssey Ch. 8: A Trial of Stone30 Jul 202101:20:46

On this most auspicious day, the birthday of our own game master, the heroes face certain death.  Sydon, the Lord of Storms has demanded the sacrifice of Princess Anora, the only surviving heir to the throne of Estoria.  However, his envoy, Gaius, has decreed that the princess’s life may be spared, on the condition that all five of our heroes take her place on the Rock of Estor.  If the heroes perish, Thylea itself is sure to follow, but if they aid in the death of Pythor’s only living daughter, the city of Estoria may succumb to the unimpressive leadership of the God of Battle and the heroes will certainly lose some clout in the frontier city they currently call home.

Ariel wins a staring contest with a big lizard.

Eto finally uses his Charm of Heroism.

Nausicaa meets an ironic fate.

Nehmet gets stoned.

Ylva jumps the shark.

Next time on...

It's hard to believe that the heroes have already managed to get called for sacrifice to the vengeful titans.  Hopefully their gambit paid off and the sacrifice will leave them with their lives.  A sacrifice of this magnitude is sure to draw more attention than the eyes of hungry gods and spiteful cultists, and who knows how the crowds of Estoria will respond to their new heroes being chained to the Rock of Estor for tribute to the Lord of Storms...

Did Ariel just define her signature move?

What happens when Eto drinks wine?

How do Nausicaa's followers show their love?

Can Nehmet lay out some non-magical vicious mockery?

Is Ylva self-conscious about not being the only one with their face concealed?

Find out next time!  Until then, remember to ward off the jealous gaze of the Twin Titans and to revere the blessed Five.  May The Chosen of Versi succeed in their quest, else all of Thylea will be lost...

Recorded: 18/SEP/2020

The 500 year Oath of Peace is coming to an end and the Titans’ jealous rage has only ripened over time.  Five heroes have been summoned by the Oracle, who prophesied that they are the only hope of refuge from the death of the gods, the destruction of the sacred tree, and the total annihilation of all mortal races.  Join our heroes (and their players):

Ariel (Venus), a naively entitled nymph with a pension for persuasion

Eto (Billy), a hard-ass Aresian soldier who believes that discipline and pride are cardinal virtues

Nausicaa (Violet), a strangely social medusa who can kill a yak from 200 yards away with her trusty bow

Nehmet (Sojak), a man out of time, slowly clearing a 500 year fog from his mind as he composes the greatest epic poem Thylea will ever know

Ylva (Jacob), a stranger in a strange land whose bone-and-hide armor is almost as threatening as her fiery magics

as they are guided through the world of Thylea by their Dungeon Master (Sam).  Many dangers exist in Thylea, especially for one so bold as to take up adventuring, but if The Chosen of Versi fail in their quest, the future of Thylea is certain to be a grim one.

We're playing Odyssey of the Dragonlords:

https://www.modiphius.net/collections/odyssey-of-the-dragonlords

a campaign for Dungeons & Dragons 5th edition:

https://dnd.wizards.com/

We're playing on the Roll20 virtual tabletop:

https://roll20.net/

talking on Discord:

https://discord.com/

and recording with a Discord bot named Craig:

https://craig.chat/

All audio is edited with Audacity:

https://www.audacityteam.org/

--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/liches-be-crittin/support
Odyssey Ch. 7: The Playwright, Kee-Rah Pt. 216 Jul 202100:50:03

With their first of three great labors completed, the Chosen of Versi make their trek back to Estoria for a little bit of downtime.  Clothes lost in the mine are replaced, new, powerful weapons are commissioned and a couple of new characters about the city are met.  With the wine festival dying down and the Order of Sydon still demanding the princess’s sacrifice, the heroes’ respite will be short lived, but such is the life of a prophesied hero.  There are beasts to slay, foes to thwart and… plays to watch?

Ariel takes the girls shopping.

Eto hits a growth spurt.

Nausicaa commissions a new bow.

Nehmet mouths off to a god.

Ylva makes everyone cry.

Next time on…

It seems like the Chosen of Versi are coming to a tough decision.  If princess Anora is sacrificed, the city of Estoria will surely crumble in Pythor’s hands; if Sydon is not appeased, the city will be racked with drought and razed to the ground; and if the five heroes are sacrificed, well, the future of Thylea will be grim indeed.  But then again, perhaps there is hope yet, if the heroes are clever in their next few hours.  Customs are not always what they seem and the story surely can’t end yet… can it?

Can Ariel charm more than just wide-eyed commoners?

Will Eto fare well all alone?

Can Nausicaa, a medusa, be turned to stone?

How does Nehmet take the news of his old life?

Does Ylva know how to swim?

Find out next time!  Until then, remember to ward off the jealous gaze of the Twin Titans and to revere the blessed Five.  May The Chosen of Versi succeed in their quest, else all of Thylea will be lost...

Recorded: 11/SEP/2020

The 500 year Oath of Peace is coming to an end and the Titans’ jealous rage has only ripened over time.  Five heroes have been summoned by the Oracle, who prophesied that they are the only hope of refuge from the death of the gods, the destruction of the sacred tree, and the total annihilation of all mortal races.  Join our heroes (and their players):

Ariel (Venus), a naively entitled nymph with a pension for persuasion

Eto (Billy), a hard-ass Aresian soldier who believes that discipline and pride are cardinal virtues

Nausicaa (Violet), a strangely social medusa who can kill a yak from 200 yards away with her trusty bow

Nehmet (Sojak), a man out of time, slowly clearing a 500 year fog from his mind as he composes the greatest epic poem Thylea will ever know

Ylva (Jacob), a stranger in a strange land whose bone-and-hide armor is almost as threatening as her fiery magics

as they are guided through the world of Thylea by their Dungeon Master (Sam).  Many dangers exist in Thylea, especially for one so bold as to take up adventuring, but if The Chosen of Versi fail in their quest, the future of Thylea is certain to be a grim one.

We're playing Odyssey of the Dragonlords:

https://www.modiphius.net/collections/odyssey-of-the-dragonlords

a campaign for Dungeons & Dragons 5th edition:

https://dnd.wizards.com/

We're playing on the Roll20 virtual tabletop:

https://roll20.net/

talking on Discord:

https://discord.com/

and recording with a Discord bot named Craig:

https://craig.chat/

All audio is edited with Audacity:

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Odyssey Ch. 7: The Playwright, Kee-Rah Pt. 102 Jul 202100:49:22

With their first of three great labors completed, the Chosen of Versi make their trek back to Estoria for a little bit of downtime.  Clothes lost in the mine are replaced, new, powerful weapons are commissioned and a couple of new characters about the city are met.  With the wine festival dying down and the Order of Sydon still demanding the princess’s sacrifice, the heroes’ respite will be short lived, but such is the life of a prophesied hero.  There are beasts to slay, foes to thwart and… plays to watch?

Ariel takes the girls shopping.

Eto hits a growth spurt.

Nausicaa commissions a new bow.

Nehmet mouths off to a god.

Ylva makes everyone cry.

Next time on…

It seems like the Chosen of Versi are coming to a tough decision.  If princess Anora is sacrificed, the city of Estoria will surely crumble in Pythor’s hands; if Sydon is not appeased, the city will be racked with drought and razed to the ground; and if the five heroes are sacrificed, well, the future of Thylea will be grim indeed.  But then again, perhaps there is hope yet, if the heroes are clever in their next few hours.  Customs are not always what they seem and the story surely can’t end yet… can it?

Can Ariel charm more than just wide-eyed commoners?

Will Eto fare well all alone?

Can Nausicaa, a medusa, be turned to stone?

How does Nehmet take the news of his old life?

Does Ylva know how to swim?

Find out next time!  Until then, remember to ward off the jealous gaze of the Twin Titans and to revere the blessed Five.  May The Chosen of Versi succeed in their quest, else all of Thylea will be lost...

Recorded: 11/SEP/2020

The 500 year Oath of Peace is coming to an end and the Titans’ jealous rage has only ripened over time.  Five heroes have been summoned by the Oracle, who prophesied that they are the only hope of refuge from the death of the gods, the destruction of the sacred tree, and the total annihilation of all mortal races.  Join our heroes (and their players):

Ariel (Venus), a naively entitled nymph with a pension for persuasion

Eto (Billy), a hard-ass Aresian soldier who believes that discipline and pride are cardinal virtues

Nausicaa (Violet), a strangely social medusa who can kill a yak from 200 yards away with her trusty bow

Nehmet (Sojak), a man out of time, slowly clearing a 500 year fog from his mind as he composes the greatest epic poem Thylea will ever know

Ylva (Jacob), a stranger in a strange land whose bone-and-hide armor is almost as threatening as her fiery magics

as they are guided through the world of Thylea by their Dungeon Master (Sam).  Many dangers exist in Thylea, especially for one so bold as to take up adventuring, but if The Chosen of Versi fail in their quest, the future of Thylea is certain to be a grim one.

We're playing Odyssey of the Dragonlords:

https://www.modiphius.net/collections/odyssey-of-the-dragonlords

a campaign for Dungeons & Dragons 5th edition:

https://dnd.wizards.com/

We're playing on the Roll20 virtual tabletop:

https://roll20.net/

talking on Discord:

https://discord.com/

and recording with a Discord bot named Craig:

https://craig.chat/

All audio is edited with Audacity:

https://www.audacityteam.org/

--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/liches-be-crittin/support
Odyssey Ch. 6: The First Labor Pt. 218 Jun 202100:47:37

The Trog King’s come to collect, but can our heroes pay their due?  It seems that this one final hurdle is all that remains in order to free the Mithral Mines and complete the first Great Labor, but once liberated, what other mysteries will the heroes find in this ancient cavern?  A secret lair?  New supplies?  Another descendevator to take them even deeper into the earth?  Probably not that last one, but if the Chosen of Versi aren’t above getting their hands a little dirty, some powerful surprises might be in store for them…  In the good way, not in the ambush way.

Ariel learns to peel other things.

Eto is “The Jumping Ferryman.”

Nausicaa breaks a rock.

Nehmet gets a cool knife.

Ylva harvests her fallen foes.

Next time on…

One labor down, two left to go.  With the heroes’ new found power, it seems their old foes would stand no chance!  But it seems their success has also drawn the unwanted attention of the Lord of Storms himself, or at least his impressive lackey.  The Chosen of Versi’s latest ambushers are familiar and nearly slew them last time, but perhaps this time the heroes will prove victorious.  But they still have much on their plate: two more labors to complete, the Estorian princess to rescue and Volkan’s newly liberated forge to leverage.

Will Ariel replace her torn dress?

How does Eto look in Estorian colors?

Does Nausicaa pull off the pince-nez?

Who was Nehmet before Versi?

What did Ylva learn from Astraia?

Find out next time!  Until then, remember to ward off the jealous gaze of the Twin Titans and to revere the blessed Five.  May The Chosen of Versi succeed in their quest, else all of Thylea will be lost...

Recorded: 04/SEP/2020

The 500 year Oath of Peace is coming to an end and the Titans’ jealous rage has only ripened over time.  Five heroes have been summoned by the Oracle, who prophesied that they are the only hope of refuge from the death of the gods, the destruction of the sacred tree, and the total annihilation of all mortal races.  Join our heroes (and their players):

Ariel (Venus), a naively entitled nymph with a pension for persuasion

Eto (Billy), a hard-ass Aresian soldier who believes that discipline and pride are cardinal virtues

Nausicaa (Violet), a strangely social medusa who can kill a yak from 200 yards away with her trusty bow

Nehmet (Sojak), a man out of time, slowly clearing a 500 year fog from his mind as he composes the greatest epic poem Thylea will ever know

Ylva (Jacob), a stranger in a strange land whose bone-and-hide armor is almost as threatening as her fiery magics

as they are guided through the world of Thylea by their Dungeon Master (Sam).  Many dangers exist in Thylea, especially for one so bold as to take up adventuring, but if The Chosen of Versi fail in their quest, the future of Thylea is certain to be a grim one.

We're playing Odyssey of the Dragonlords:

https://www.modiphius.net/collections/odyssey-of-the-dragonlords

a campaign for Dungeons & Dragons 5th edition:

https://dnd.wizards.com/

We're playing on the Roll20 virtual tabletop:

https://roll20.net/

talking on Discord:

https://discord.com/

and recording with a Discord bot named Craig:

https://craig.chat/

All audio is edited with Audacity:

https://www.audacityteam.org/

--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/liches-be-crittin/support
Odyssey Ch. 6: The First Labor Pt. 104 Jun 202100:46:25

The Trog King’s come to collect, but can our heroes pay their due?  It seems that this one final hurdle is all that remains in order to free the Mithral Mines and complete the first Great Labor, but once liberated, what other mysteries will the heroes find in this ancient cavern?  A secret lair?  New supplies?  Another descendevator to take them even deeper into the earth?  Probably not that last one, but if the Chosen of Versi aren’t above getting their hands a little dirty, some powerful surprises might be in store for them…  In the good way, not in the ambush way.

Ariel learns to peel other things.

Eto is “The Jumping Ferryman.”

Nausicaa breaks a rock.

Nehmet gets a cool knife.

Ylva harvests her fallen foes.


Next time on…

One labor down, two left to go.  With the heroes’ new found power, it seems their old foes would stand no chance!  But it seems their success has also drawn the unwanted attention of the Lord of Storms himself, or at least his impressive lackey.  The Chosen of Versi’s latest ambushers are familiar and nearly slew them last time, but perhaps this time the heroes will prove victorious.  But they still have much on their plate: two more labors to complete, the Estorian princess to rescue and Volkan’s newly liberated forge to leverage.

Will Ariel replace her torn dress?

How does Eto look in Estorian colors?

Does Nausicaa pull off the pince-nez?

Who was Nehmet before Versi?

What did Ylva learn from Astraia?

Find out next time!  Until then, remember to ward off the jealous gaze of the Twin Titans and to revere the blessed Five.  May The Chosen of Versi succeed in their quest, else all of Thylea will be lost...


Recorded: 04/SEP/2020


The 500 year Oath of Peace is coming to an end and the Titans’ jealous rage has only ripened over time.  Five heroes have been summoned by the Oracle, who prophesied that they are the only hope of refuge from the death of the gods, the destruction of the sacred tree, and the total annihilation of all mortal races.  Join our heroes (and their players):

Ariel (Venus), a naively entitled nymph with a pension for persuasion

Eto (Billy), a hard-ass Aresian soldier who believes that discipline and pride are cardinal virtues

Nausicaa (Violet), a strangely social medusa who can kill a yak from 200 yards away with her trusty bow

Nehmet (Sojak), a man out of time, slowly clearing a 500 year fog from his mind as he composes the greatest epic poem Thylea will ever know

Ylva (Jacob), a stranger in a strange land whose bone-and-hide armor is almost as threatening as her fiery magics

as they are guided through the world of Thylea by their Dungeon Master (Sam).  Many dangers exist in Thylea, especially for one so bold as to take up adventuring, but if The Chosen of Versi fail in their quest, the future of Thylea is certain to be a grim one.


We're playing Odyssey of the Dragonlords:

https://www.modiphius.net/collections/odyssey-of-the-dragonlords

a campaign for Dungeons & Dragons 5th edition:

https://dnd.wizards.com/

We're playing on the Roll20 virtual tabletop:

https://roll20.net/

talking on Discord:

https://discord.com/

and recording with a Discord bot named Craig:

https://craig.chat/

All audio is edited with Audacity:

https://www.audacityteam.org/

--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/liches-be-crittin/support
Odyssey Ch. 5: Going Down? Pt. 221 May 202100:55:40

With most of their companions slaughtered or otherwise busy, The Chosen of Versi enter the descendevator to venture deeper into the ancient Mithral Mines to face their most dangerous challenge yet.  A vicious contraption leaves them utterly harrowed and unprepared for a duel that nearly ensures Thylea’s demise.  After coming to blows with death, the party meets a few new allies to replace those lost already on their quest to relight the forge, but an unexpected twist leaves them in a dangerous predicament…

Ariel meets an important NPC.

Eto loses one of his few articles of clothing.

Nausicaa opens a door.

Nehmet sympathizes with fire.

Ylva gets some Hog Points.

One beast defeated, another adopted and a new stranger rescued from imprisonment, but will The Chosen of Versi be able to overcome their unsuspected surprise?  Perhaps with the help of another unlikely ally, the heroes will survive and be able to complete their first of three great labors!  But what kind of attention is drawn by actions of this magnitude?  And more importantly: what happened to their oldest friend?

Can Ariel party with the best of them?

How many troglodytes can Eto dodge in six seconds?

How far will Nausicaa go for treasure?

Should Nehmet have known how to deactivate the trap?

Does Ylva know how to care for a teenager?

Find out next time!  Until then, remember to ward off the jealous gaze of the Twin Titans and to revere the blessed Five.  May The Chosen of Versi succeed in their quest, else all of Thylea will be lost...

Recorded: 28/AUG/2020

The 500 year Oath of Peace is coming to an end and the Titans’ jealous rage has only ripened over time.  Five heroes have been summoned by the Oracle, who prophesied that they are the only hope of refuge from the death of the gods, the destruction of the sacred tree, and the total annihilation of all mortal races.  Join our heroes (and their players):

Ariel (Venus), a naively entitled nymph with a pension for persuasion

Eto (Billy), a hard-ass Aresian soldier who believes that discipline and pride are cardinal virtues

Nausicaa (Violet), a strangely social medusa who can kill a yak from 200 yards away with her trusty bow

Nehmet (Sojak), a man out of time, slowly clearing a 500 year fog from his mind as he composes the greatest epic poem Thylea will ever know

Ylva (Jacob), a stranger in a strange land whose bone-and-hide armor is almost as threatening as her fiery magics

as they are guided through the world of Thylea by their Game Master (Sam).  Many dangers exist in this land, especially for those so bold as to stand in defiance of the titans, but if The Chosen of Versi fail in their quest, all of Thylea will be lost.

We're playing Odyssey of the Dragonlords: https://www.modiphius.net/collections/odyssey-of-the-dragonlords

a campaign for Dungeons & Dragons 5th edition: https://dnd.wizards.com/

We're playing on the Roll20 virtual tabletop: https://roll20.net/

talking on Discord: https://discord.com/

and recording with a Discord bot named Craig: https://craig.chat/

All audio is edited with Audacity: https://www.audacityteam.org/

--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/liches-be-crittin/support
Odyssey Ch. 5: Going Down? Pt. 107 May 202100:54:07

With most of their companions slaughtered or otherwise busy, The Chosen of Versi enter the descendevator to venture deeper into the ancient Mithral Mines to face their most dangerous challenge yet.  A vicious contraption leaves them utterly harrowed and unprepared for a duel that nearly ensures Thylea’s demise.  After coming to blows with death, the party meets a few new allies to replace those lost already on their quest to relight the forge, but an unexpected twist leaves them in a dangerous predicament…

Ariel meets an important NPC.

Eto loses one of his few articles of clothing.

Nausicaa opens a door.

Nehmet sympathizes with fire.

Ylva gets some Hog Points.

One beast defeated, another adopted and a new stranger rescued from imprisonment, but will The Chosen of Versi be able to overcome their unsuspected surprise?  Perhaps with the help of another unlikely ally, the heroes will survive and be able to complete their first of three great labors!  But what kind of attention is drawn by actions of this magnitude?  And more importantly: what happened to their oldest friend?

Can Ariel party with the best of them?

How many troglodytes can Eto dodge in six seconds?

How far will Nausicaa go for treasure?

Should Nehmet have known how to deactivate the trap?

Does Ylva know how to care for a teenager?

Find out next time!  Until then, remember to ward off the jealous gaze of the Twin Titans and to revere the blessed Five.  May The Chosen of Versi succeed in their quest, else all of Thylea will be lost...

Recorded: 28/AUG/2020

The 500 year Oath of Peace is coming to an end and the Titans’ jealous rage has only ripened over time.  Five heroes have been summoned by the Oracle, who prophesied that they are the only hope of refuge from the death of the gods, the destruction of the sacred tree, and the total annihilation of all mortal races.  Join our heroes (and their players):

Ariel (Venus), a naively entitled nymph with a pension for persuasion

Eto (Billy), a hard-ass Aresian soldier who believes that discipline and pride are cardinal virtues

Nausicaa (Violet), a strangely social medusa who can kill a yak from 200 yards away with her trusty bow

Nehmet (Sojak), a man out of time, slowly clearing a 500 year fog from his mind as he composes the greatest epic poem Thylea will ever know

Ylva (Jacob), a stranger in a strange land whose bone-and-hide armor is almost as threatening as her fiery magics

as they are guided through the world of Thylea by their Game Master (Sam).  Many dangers exist in this land, especially for those so bold as to stand in defiance of the titans, but if The Chosen of Versi fail in their quest, all of Thylea will be lost.

We're playing Odyssey of the Dragonlords: https://www.modiphius.net/collections/odyssey-of-the-dragonlords

a campaign for Dungeons & Dragons 5th edition: https://dnd.wizards.com/

We're playing on the Roll20 virtual tabletop: https://roll20.net/

talking on Discord: https://discord.com/

and recording with a Discord bot named Craig: https://craig.chat/

All audio is edited with Audacity: https://www.audacityteam.org/

--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/liches-be-crittin/support
Odyssey Ch. 4: Of Riddles and Roasts Pt. 223 Apr 202100:59:36

The hidden entrance to the Mithral Mines lies before our heroes and they are prepared to enter, but what lies within the abandoned dungeon?  Captured allies?  Endless puzzles?  A simply impolite number of giant death chickens?  Aided by Cassandra and the Lads and forever accompanied by Kyrah, they delve deep into the mines to complete their labor and oust any malcontents hidden within.

Ariel waits for a rock to hit the bottom of a long drop.

Eto is saved by a glitch in the matrix.

Nausicaa learns what dogs eat for breakfast.

Nehmet attempts surgery blind.

Ylva lives her life without a breath...

An elevator!?  In MY fantasy world!?  I guess so…  The gang loads into the ancient dwarven “raising-and-lowering-contraption” in order to venture further into the mine.  Death dogs, death chickens and death trog people were their obstacle on the first level of the mine, only a Dungeon Master could guess what waits for them below…  We can only hope that they are able to complete their labor and relight the Mithral Mine.

Will Ariel meet her one true love?

Could Eto BE less clothed?

What has six eyes and a grudge out for Nausicaa?

Can Nehmet talk down a member of royalty?

Who is the little girl the centaurs told Ylva about?

Find out next time!  Until then, remember to ward off the jealous gaze of the Twin Titans and to revere the blessed Five.  May The Chosen of Versi succeed in their quest, else all of Thylea will be lost...

Recorded: 21/AUG/2020

The 500 year Oath of Peace is coming to an end and the Titans’ jealous rage has only ripened over time.  Five heroes have been summoned by the Oracle, who prophesied that they are the only hope of refuge from the death of the gods, the destruction of the sacred tree, and the total annihilation of all mortal races.  Join our heroes (and their players):

Ariel (Venus), a naively entitled nymph with a pension for persuasion

Eto (Billy), a hard-ass Aresian soldier who believes that discipline and pride are cardinal virtues

Nausicaa (Violet), a strangely social medusa who can kill a yak from 200 yards away with her trusty bow

Nehmet (Sojak), a man out of time, slowly clearing a 500 year fog from his mind as he composes the greatest epic poem Thylea will ever know

Ylva (Jacob), a stranger in a strange land whose bone-and-hide armor is almost as threatening as her fiery magics

as they are guided through the world of Thylea by their Game Master (Sam).  Many dangers exist in this land, especially for those so bold as to stand in defiance of the titans, but if The Chosen of Versi fail in their quest, all of Thylea will be lost.

We're playing Odyssey of the Dragonlords: https://www.modiphius.net/collections/odyssey-of-the-dragonlords

a campaign for Dungeons & Dragons 5th edition: https://dnd.wizards.com/

We're playing on the Roll20 virtual tabletop: https://roll20.net/

talking on Discord: https://discord.com/

and recording with a Discord bot named Craig: https://craig.chat/

All audio is edited with Audacity: https://www.audacityteam.org/

--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/liches-be-crittin/support
Odyssey Ch. 4: Of Riddles and Roasts Pt. 109 Apr 202101:04:34

The hidden entrance to the Mithral Mines lies before our heroes and they are prepared to enter, but what lies within the abandoned dungeon?  Captured allies?  Endless puzzles?  A simply impolite number of giant death chickens?  Aided by Cassandra and the Lads and forever accompanied by Kyrah, they delve deep into the mines to complete their labor and oust any malcontents hidden within.

Ariel waits for a rock to hit the bottom of a long drop.

Eto is saved by a glitch in the matrix.

Nausicaa learns what dogs eat for breakfast.

Nehmet attempts surgery blind.

Ylva lives her life without a breath...

An elevator!?  In MY fantasy world!?  I guess so…  The gang loads into the ancient dwarven “raising-and-lowering-contraption” in order to venture further into the mine.  Death dogs, death chickens and death trog people were their obstacle on the first level of the mine, only a Dungeon Master could guess what waits for them below…  We can only hope that they are able to complete their labor and relight the Mithral Mine.

Will Ariel meet her one true love?

Could Eto BE less clothed?

What has six eyes and a grudge out for Nausicaa?

Can Nehmet talk down a member of royalty?

Who is the little girl the centaurs told Ylva about?

Find out next time!  Until then, remember to ward off the jealous gaze of the Twin Titans and to revere the blessed Five.  May The Chosen of Versi succeed in their quest, else all of Thylea will be lost...

Recorded: 21/AUG/2020

The 500 year Oath of Peace is coming to an end and the Titans’ jealous rage has only ripened over time.  Five heroes have been summoned by the Oracle, who prophesied that they are the only hope of refuge from the death of the gods, the destruction of the sacred tree, and the total annihilation of all mortal races.  Join our heroes (and their players):

Ariel (Venus), a naively entitled nymph with a pension for persuasion

Eto (Billy), a hard-ass Aresian soldier who believes that discipline and pride are cardinal virtues

Nausicaa (Violet), a strangely social medusa who can kill a yak from 200 yards away with her trusty bow

Nehmet (Sojak), a man out of time, slowly clearing a 500 year fog from his mind as he composes the greatest epic poem Thylea will ever know

Ylva (Jacob), a stranger in a strange land whose bone-and-hide armor is almost as threatening as her fiery magics

as they are guided through the world of Thylea by their Game Master (Sam).  Many dangers exist in this land, especially for those so bold as to stand in defiance of the titans, but if The Chosen of Versi fail in their quest, all of Thylea will be lost.

We're playing Odyssey of the Dragonlords: https://www.modiphius.net/collections/odyssey-of-the-dragonlords

a campaign for Dungeons & Dragons 5th edition: https://dnd.wizards.com/

We're playing on the Roll20 virtual tabletop: https://roll20.net/

talking on Discord: https://discord.com/

and recording with a Discord bot named Craig: https://craig.chat/

All audio is edited with Audacity: https://www.audacityteam.org/

--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/liches-be-crittin/support
Odyssey Ch. 3: To the Mithril Mines26 Mar 202101:18:59

With their dwarven guide Kreon in tow, the heroes set out for the ancient Mithral Forge to complete their first great labor.  The road is long and many hazards await, as well as some unlikely allies.  After having met the local fauna, the heroes prepare themselves to begin the most dangerous task they’ve encountered yet.

Ariel drives an enemy to madness.

Eto holds council with centaurs.

Nausicaa climbs a tree.

Nehmet smells an ambush.

Ylva threatens a deer.

Next time on…

The hidden entrance to the Mithral Mines lies before our heroes and they are prepared to enter.  With their new bandit -- err, soldier -- companions, they delve deep into the caves and hallways that have been abandoned for 500 years.  The new inhabitants aren’t exactly happy to see them, especially as they interrupt dinner!

Will Ariel be able to stomach the stench?

Will Eto be able to fight in the dark?

How many chickens can Nausicaa kill in one session?

Does Nehmet understand centaur physiology?

Will Ylva’s battling give way to riddling?

Find out next time!  Until then, remember to ward off the jealous gaze of the Twin Titans and to revere the blessed Five.  May The Chosen of Versi succeed in their quest, else all of Thylea will be lost...

Recorded: 14/AUG/2020

The 500 year Oath of Peace is coming to an end and the Titans’ jealous rage has only ripened over time.  Five heroes have been summoned by the Oracle, who prophesied that they are the only hope of refuge from the death of the gods, the destruction of the sacred tree, and the total annihilation of all mortal races.  Join our heroes (and their players):

Ariel (Venus), a naively entitled nymph with a pension for persuasion

Eto (Billy), a hard-ass Aresian soldier who believes that discipline and pride are cardinal virtues

Nausicaa (Violet), a strangely social medusa who can kill a yak from 200 yards away with her trusty bow

Nehmet (Sojak), a man out of time, slowly clearing a 500 year fog from his mind as he composes the greatest epic poem Thylea will ever know

Ylva (Jacob), a stranger in a strange land whose bone-and-hide armor is almost as threatening as her fiery magics

as they are guided through the world of Thylea by their Game Master (Sam).  Many dangers exist in this land, especially for those so bold as to stand in defiance of the titans, but if The Chosen of Versi fail in their quest, all of Thylea will be lost.

We're playing Odyssey of the Dragonlords: https://www.modiphius.net/collections/odyssey-of-the-dragonlords

a campaign for Dungeons & Dragons 5th edition: https://dnd.wizards.com/

We're playing on the Roll20 virtual tabletop: https://roll20.net/

talking on Discord: https://discord.com/

and recording with a Discord bot named Craig: https://craig.chat/

All audio is edited with Audacity: https://www.audacityteam.org/

--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/liches-be-crittin/support
Odyssey Ch. 33: The Beach Episode18 Nov 202201:08:37

And lo, the poets’ words spake of a sun that shone like the bronze city itself, of water clear and cool enough to feel like swimming through air, of a beach sport so fun and relaxing that the heroes might feel refreshed afterwards.  Yes, I speak now of that most wondrous of times: The Beach Episode.

Ariel meets a fish man.

Eto runs another footrace.

Nausicaa allows some questionable moves.

Nehmet enters spike town.

Ylva grows a tree.

Next time on…

The time has come.  The lands have sent their champions.  The stands are packed and the arena grounds are rife with…  Land sharks?  The Great Games are upon us, my friends!  A time for spectacle and challenge; love and tears.  Twenty five teams from across Thylea, the Cerulean Gulf and even the Forgotten Sea beyond have come to show their might and try to take home a medal for their people.

Does Ariel know any support spells?

Is Eto playing for his team, or for someone else?

Is Nausicaa in it to win it?

Does Nehmet have any other old rivals still around?

Can Ylva afford the time to play in the Games?

Find out next time!  Until then, remember to ward off the jealous gaze of the Twin Titans and to revere the blessed Five.  May The Chosen of Versi succeed in their quest, else all of Thylea will be lost...

Recorded: 09/APR/2021

The 500 year Oath of Peace is coming to an end and the Titans’ jealous rage has only ripened over time.  Five heroes have been summoned by the Oracle, who prophesied that they are the only hope of refuge from the death of the gods, the destruction of the sacred tree, and the total annihilation of all mortal races.  Join our heroes (and their players):

Ariel (Venus), a naively entitled nymph with a pension for persuasion

Eto (Billy), a hard-ass Aresian soldier who believes that discipline and pride are cardinal virtues

Nausicaa (Violet), a strangely social medusa who can kill a yak from 200 yards away with her trusty bow

Nehmet (Sojak), a man out of time, slowly clearing a 500 year fog from his mind as he composes the greatest epic poem Thylea will ever know

Ylva (Jacob), a stranger in a strange land whose bone-and-hide armor is almost as threatening as her fiery magics

as they are guided through the world of Thylea by their Dungeon Master (Sam).  Many dangers exist in Thylea, especially for one so bold as to take up adventuring, but if The Chosen of Versi fail in their quest, the future of Thylea is certain to be a grim one.

We're playing Odyssey of the Dragonlords:

https://www.modiphius.net/collections/odyssey-of-the-dragonlords

a campaign for Dungeons & Dragons 5th edition:

https://dnd.wizards.com/

We're playing on the Roll20 virtual tabletop:

https://roll20.net/

talking on Discord:

https://discord.com/

and recording with a Discord bot named Craig:

https://craig.chat/

All audio is edited with Audacity:

https://www.audacityteam.org/

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Odyssey Ch. 2: The Oath of the Chosen Pt. 212 Mar 202101:09:27

Having met the Oracle, The Chosen of Versi psychically learn of their individual prophecies and decide to venture towards the city of Estoria.  Along the way, their bardic companion finds them lodging with a simple family who eagerly host the prophesied heroes.  Upon reaching Estoria, the heroes’ journey takes a strange turn as King Pythor asks an unexpected favor and they must decide between completing their labors, or aiding the king.

Ariel learns to peel an orange.

Eto fights a young boy.

Nausicaa reveals a bit of her origin story.

Nehmet is profoundly disappointed by a monument.

Ylva speaks in unknown tongues to a stranger.

Next time on...

With their dwarven guide Kreon in tow, the heroes set out for the ancient Mithral Forge to complete their first great labor (not counting the boar, which was just an okay labor).  Despite rumors of the mine being cursed and full of beasts, the heroes are eager and ready for anything that might come their way.  But are they ready for the smells that those things might bring with them?

Will Ariel wake up on time?

Will Eto chill out now that they’re doing the quest?

Has Nausicaa been keeping track of how many eyes she’s shot out?

Does Nehmet’s poem contain magical power?

Will Ylva tell everyone what she said to Haskell?

Find out next time!  Until then, remember to ward off the jealous gaze of the Twin Titans and to revere the blessed Five.  May The Chosen of Versi succeed in their quest, else all of Thylea will be lost...

Recorded: 07/AUG/2020

The 500 year Oath of Peace is coming to an end and the Titans’ jealous rage has only ripened over time.  Five heroes have been summoned by the Oracle, who prophesied that they are the only hope of refuge from the death of the gods, the destruction of the sacred tree, and the total annihilation of all mortal races.  Join our heroes (and their players):

Ariel (Venus), a naively entitled nymph with a pension for persuasion

Eto (Billy), a hard-ass Aresian soldier who believes that discipline and pride are cardinal virtues

Nausicaa (Violet), a strangely social medusa who can kill a yak from 200 yards away with her trusty bow

Nehmet (Sojak), a man out of time, slowly clearing a 500 year fog from his mind as he composes the greatest epic poem Thylea will ever know

Ylva (Jacob), a stranger in a strange land whose bone-and-hide armor is almost as threatening as her fiery magics

as they are guided through the world of Thylea by their Game Master (Sam).  Many dangers exist in this land, especially for those so bold as to stand in defiance of the titans, but if The Chosen of Versi fail in their quest, all of Thylea will be lost.

We're playing Odyssey of the Dragonlords: https://www.modiphius.net/collections/odyssey-of-the-dragonlords

a campaign for Dungeons & Dragons 5th edition: https://dnd.wizards.com/

We're playing on the Roll20 virtual tabletop: https://roll20.net/

talking on Discord: https://discord.com/

and recording with a Discord bot named Craig: https://craig.chat/

All audio is edited with Audacity: https://www.audacityteam.org/

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Odyssey Ch. 2: The Oath of the Chosen Pt. 126 Feb 202101:03:07

Having met the Oracle, The Chosen of Versi psychically learn of their individual prophecies and decide to venture towards the city of Estoria.  Along the way, their bardic companion finds them lodging with a simple family who eagerly host the prophesied heroes.  Upon reaching Estoria, the heroes’ journey takes a strange turn as King Pythor asks an unexpected favor and they must decide between completing their labors, or aiding the king.

Ariel learns to peel an orange.

Eto fights a young boy.

Nausicaa reveals a bit of her origin story.

Nehmet is profoundly disappointed by a monument.

Ylva speaks in unknown tongues to a stranger.

Next time on...

With their dwarven guide Kreon in tow, the heroes set out for the ancient Mithral Forge to complete their first great labor (not counting the boar, which was just an okay labor).  Despite rumors of the mine being cursed and full of beasts, the heroes are eager and ready for anything that might come their way.  But are they ready for the smells that those things might bring with them?

Will Ariel wake up on time?

Will Eto chill out now that they’re doing the quest?

Has Nausicaa been keeping track of how many eyes she’s shot out?

Does Nehmet’s poem contain magical power?

Will Ylva tell everyone what she said to Haskell?

Find out next time!  Until then, remember to ward off the jealous gaze of the Twin Titans and to revere the blessed Five.  May The Chosen of Versi succeed in their quest, else all of Thylea will be lost...

Recorded: 07/AUG/2020

The 500 year Oath of Peace is coming to an end and the Titans’ jealous rage has only ripened over time.  Five heroes have been summoned by the Oracle, who prophesied that they are the only hope of refuge from the death of the gods, the destruction of the sacred tree, and the total annihilation of all mortal races.  Join our heroes (and their players):

Ariel (Venus), a naively entitled nymph with a pension for persuasion

Eto (Billy), a hard-ass Aresian soldier who believes that discipline and pride are cardinal virtues

Nausicaa (Violet), a strangely social medusa who can kill a yak from 200 yards away with her trusty bow

Nehmet (Sojak), a man out of time, slowly clearing a 500 year fog from his mind as he composes the greatest epic poem Thylea will ever know

Ylva (Jacob), a stranger in a strange land whose bone-and-hide armor is almost as threatening as her fiery magics

as they are guided through the world of Thylea by their Game Master (Sam).  Many dangers exist in this land, especially for those so bold as to stand in defiance of the titans, but if The Chosen of Versi fail in their quest, all of Thylea will be lost.

We're playing Odyssey of the Dragonlords: https://www.modiphius.net/collections/odyssey-of-the-dragonlords

a campaign for Dungeons & Dragons 5th edition: https://dnd.wizards.com/

We're playing on the Roll20 virtual tabletop: https://roll20.net/

talking on Discord: https://discord.com/

and recording with a Discord bot named Craig: https://craig.chat/

All audio is edited with Audacity: https://www.audacityteam.org/

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Odyssey Ch. 1: Five Heroes Walk into a Boar Pt. 312 Feb 202101:05:16

Five unlikely heroes and one unsuspecting bard meet in a tavern to begin a great prophesied quest, with the very fate of Thylea in the balance.  Before they are able to meet the great Oracle, they must prove themselves heroes by completing a great labor.  Perhaps, though, reaching the Oracle will prove laborious on its own.

Ariel learns the perks of heroism.

Eto gets disemboweled.

Nausicaa earns an epithet.

Nehmet destroys some furniture.

Ylva ends up as a dog.

Next time on...

Now that they have proven themselves worthy and rescued the oracle Versi, our heroes are ready to learn of their prophecy.  Everyone is understandably pensive about the information they learn from Versi, but one thing is for certain: their quest takes them to Estoria.  But what else lies in wait for them in Estoria?

How does Ariel feel about fruit?

Where is Eto's soft spot?

Does Nausicaa know anyone in Estoria?

Who does Nehmet remember from before Versi?

Is Ylva truly alone in Thylea?

Find out next time!  Until then, remember to ward off the jealous gaze of the Twin Titans and to revere the blessed Five.  May The Chosen of Versi succeed in their quest, else all of Thylea will be lost...

Recorded: 31/JUL/2020

The 500 year Oath of Peace is coming to an end and the Titans’ jealous rage has only ripened over time.  Five heroes have been summoned by the Oracle, who prophesied that they are the only hope of refuge from the death of the gods, the destruction of the sacred tree, and the total annihilation of all mortal races.  Join our heroes (and their players):

Ariel (Venus), a naively entitled nymph with a pension for persuasion

Eto (Billy), a hard-ass Aresian soldier who believes that discipline and pride are cardinal virtues

Nausicaa (Violet), a strangely social medusa who can kill a yak from 200 yards away with her trusty bow

Nehmet (Sojak), a man out of time, slowly clearing a 500 year fog from his mind as he composes the greatest epic poem Thylea will ever know

Ylva (Jacob), a stranger in a strange land whose bone-and-hide armor is almost as threatening as her fiery magics

as they are guided through the world of Thylea by their Game Master (Sam).  Many dangers exist in this land, especially for those so bold as to stand in defiance of the titans, but if The Chosen of Versi fail in their quest, all of Thylea will be lost.

We're playing Odyssey of the Dragonlords: https://www.modiphius.net/collections/odyssey-of-the-dragonlords

a campaign for Dungeons & Dragons 5th edition: https://dnd.wizards.com/

We're playing on the Roll20 virtual tabletop: https://roll20.net/

talking on Discord: https://discord.com/

and recording with a Discord bot named Craig: https://craig.chat/

All audio is edited with Audacity: https://www.audacityteam.org/

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Odyssey Ch. 1: Five Heroes Walk into a Boar Pt. 229 Jan 202101:04:19

Five unlikely heroes and one unsuspecting bard meet in a tavern to begin a great prophesied quest, with the very fate of Thylea in the balance.  Before they are able to meet the great Oracle, they must prove themselves heroes by completing a great labor.  Perhaps, though, reaching the Oracle will prove laborious on its own.

Ariel learns the perks of heroism.

Eto gets disemboweled.

Nausicaa earns an epithet.

Nehmet destroys some furniture.

Ylva ends up as a dog.

Next time on...

Now that they have proven themselves worthy and rescued the oracle Versi, our heroes are ready to learn of their prophecy.  Everyone is understandably pensive about the information they learn from Versi, but one thing is for certain: their quest takes them to Estoria.  But what else lies in wait for them in Estoria?

How does Ariel feel about fruit?

Where is Eto's soft spot?

Does Nausicaa know anyone in Estoria?

Who does Nehmet remember from before Versi?

Is Ylva truly alone in Thylea?

Find out next time!  Until then, remember to ward off the jealous gaze of the Twin Titans and to revere the blessed Five.  May The Chosen of Versi succeed in their quest, else all of Thylea will be lost...

Recorded: 31/JUL/2020

The 500 year Oath of Peace is coming to an end and the Titans’ jealous rage has only ripened over time.  Five heroes have been summoned by the Oracle, who prophesied that they are the only hope of refuge from the death of the gods, the destruction of the sacred tree, and the total annihilation of all mortal races.  Join our heroes (and their players):

Ariel (Venus), a naively entitled nymph with a pension for persuasion

Eto (Billy), a hard-ass Aresian soldier who believes that discipline and pride are cardinal virtues

Nausicaa (Violet), a strangely social medusa who can kill a yak from 200 yards away with her trusty bow

Nehmet (Sojak), a man out of time, slowly clearing a 500 year fog from his mind as he composes the greatest epic poem Thylea will ever know

Ylva (Jacob), a stranger in a strange land whose bone-and-hide armor is almost as threatening as her fiery magics

as they are guided through the world of Thylea by their Game Master (Sam).  Many dangers exist in this land, especially for those so bold as to stand in defiance of the titans, but if The Chosen of Versi fail in their quest, all of Thylea will be lost.

We're playing Odyssey of the Dragonlords: https://www.modiphius.net/collections/odyssey-of-the-dragonlords

a campaign for Dungeons & Dragons 5th edition: https://dnd.wizards.com/

We're playing on the Roll20 virtual tabletop: https://roll20.net/

talking on Discord: https://discord.com/

and recording with a Discord bot named Craig: https://craig.chat/

All audio is edited with Audacity: https://www.audacityteam.org/

--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/liches-be-crittin/support
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