What are all these rocks hurtling through space? Do we need to worry about them, and what can we learn from them? And what are guitar tabs, why don't people take them seriously, and why does Tom love them so dang much?
Videos we Talk About:
Osiris Boop Gif
Timestamps:
(00:00:00) Intro
(00:03:54) Near Earth Objects
(00:56:58) Guitar Tabs
(01:47:55) Outro
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A|---------------2-|-----------4-6-4-|-----------6-7-0-|-----------6-7---| E|-0---------2-4---|-----------------|-----------------|---------------0-|
(tabs via lucamashup)
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D|-8888-10-10-333-
A|-8888-10-10-333-
E|-6666-8--8--111-
We also learn about:
I thought you were just going to just teach us guitar, still on course to learn everything in a few months! everyoneβs favorite part: semantics and exceptions, Tom is a perfectly unmovable object, itβs doxxing myself if people know Iβm the center of the universe, the great attractor was my nickname in high school, βnaturally occurring objects traveling through our solar system which are smaller than planets and arenβt moonsβ, you must be 1 meter tall to be an asteroid, asteroids are metally comets are icy, a song of rock and metal dust and ice, asteroid/comet -> meteoroid -> meteor -> meteorite, 1.3 million known asteroids and only 3,800 comets in our solar system, within 50 million km it becomes a near earth object, obviously weβre all thinking about the Tunguska asteroid asteroid, 80 million trees felled and it didnβt even hit the Earth, one of the oldest meteors we know is from 2 billion years ago, the vredefort dome, 2 billion year old nuclear weapon testing??? the only time the earth makes Shatter Cones is meteors and nuclear explosions, if the meteor had hit the water it might not have been so catastrophic for dinosaurs, but it was going 20 kilometers per SECOND, a force 10,000 times the world nuclear arsenal, the crater has to be DISCOVERED, what does it mean for 50% of species to go extinct, the asteroid also vaporized the ground and water, impact winter, stopping photosynthesis kicks out the base of the foodchain, the meteor that broke the camelβs back, land animals over 25kg went extinct, there were a few lucky ducks, LLE Meteor Insurance, as long as Aerosmith is alive weβre fine, Asteroid Watch via the Center for Near Earth Object Studies, people listening 100 years from now hope you donβt have any asteroids (sucks to suck), Planetary Defense Coordination Office, Double Asteroid Redirct Mission, I cheered when we smashed into that asteroid, activating asteroids, asteroids are loose remaining legos from the formation of the solar system, OSIRIS-REx sample return, a kid named Bennu, tom loses his mind at the video of Osiris booping Bennu, personifying Rex, OSIRIS APEX, Apophis will be closer than some satellites, POV Apophis shots, Astroid Quakes, βcute is a weird way to describe a spacecraft touching an asteroidβ, casual Caroline classical guitar lore drop, Tom learns guitar by accident, βtoo bad I picked this up so lateβ, Ellaβs youtube ukulele era, donβt stop believing, tabs arenβt shittier sheet music, Van Halen didnβt invent tabs, tabs feel modern but also obvious, just because words are more efficient doesnβt mean diagrams arenβt useful, Iβm just trying to play Donβt Stop Believing I have to worry about context? Guqin tablature dates to the 7th century! music has a lot of racism, rockin out those lute tabs, I knew this was secretly a font topic! monospace fonts revitalized tabs, sheet music software is garbage, god did not want me to use LaTeX they wanted me to use my mortal hands, OLGA, reading Beyonce tabs is not the same as listening to Beyonce, Paul McCartneyβs the one who plays Blackbird wrong, let the philosophy professor enjoy his guitar! why punish the people who love your work, tabs are in a gray zone still, ultimate-guitar has a monopoly, the gray zone may benefit publishers, thanks swifties, Thomas Chesneyβs tab research, itβs not a million miles away but itβs not right, ooh this songβs so commercially viable! Polphiaβs tabs, Pinegroveβs tabs released before the songs, Tomβs guitar tabs, being a part of someoneβs music journey in a little way, this could have been a guitar tab podcast, a cozy review corner.
