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LesBionicle Podcast

Lesbionicle Podcast

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Frequency: 1 episode/54d. Total Eps: 23

The Internet's number one sapphic Bionicle recap podcast! Listen as a lesbian and a bi woman re-read/watch/play the media published for LEGO's early 2000s-2010s Bionicle toyline, and talk about what the heck was going on with these weird little LEGO guys

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Episode 23: Free the Gearshaft

Episode 23

Thursday, March 5, 2026 • Duration 01:46:27

Podcast malpractice

new Sonic OC, KG the Bee

Real Bionicle Power Bash

Bionicle boob windows

Various Hard Knock Lives

Full body “UNHHHHH”s

Lesbionicle Sex ed moment

Fun with Onomatopoeia

The Contract Theory of Suspension of Disbelief

Gravity Falls, Imitatability, and Grand Theft Auto

Emma’s Mom Builds a Siege Engine

Getting Punked by the Homestuck Animated Series

June Egbert Pregnancy Scare

Gay and Desaturated Jail

Makuta’s Obviously Evil Bird

Leitmotif Disease

The Yeast that Ferments Homestuck

Educational Supervillains

Vakama Misses the Point of Destiny

Grungler Deep Lore

A Meme Based Society

Matau says “Fuck The Police”

Bionicles Can Have Christmas

Nidhiki’s Customer Service Job

Anti-PincerDiscrimination

Bionicle Commits Advertising Fraud

Pretty Good Horrible Visions

You can (narratively) do anything to a robot

The Qualities of A Godzilla

She Would Not Fucking Say That (Admit she’s wrong)

The Politics of Nostalgia and Kid’s Media

The Devil Wears Bionicle Sneakers

Metru Nui does Canadian Liberalism

Wasted Potential ofMoose Rahi

The world’s most offensive aloha shirt

Losing a leg in the Podcast Mines

Is Warhammer 40k a Bionicle?

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Episode 22: WTYP: The Metru Nui Chute Collapse

Episode 22

Thursday, November 13, 2025 • Duration 01:41:56

Minnesota State Legislature Shootings (an episode we released two months after recording due to Nausi’s job search)
Naus Gets Pessimistic About Protests (ends at 4:30)
Naus’s Third Amendment Kink (begins at 4:30)
Falklands War Discourse
- Nausicaä would like to apologize to the people of Argentina
Deltarune 3&4 Thoughts
The Return Of The Exposition Rocks
Ebeneezer Scrooge Fit Check
The Makuta Rock
Lhikan Alone
Nidhiki Fumbles Bad Bitches Harder Than Anyone Ever Has
The Great Spirit of Civilization
Dume As Saruman
Social Stratification and Inferior Discs
More Irish Le-Matoran
Introducing Ideologies To Mata Nui’s Brain
Communism Vaccine
Nidhiki: Poor Little Meow Meow
Vakama Is Anxious In Public
Why Do They Have This Device In Metru Nui?
Naus’s Ashitaka Demon Arm
They Fly Now?!
Nidhiki Found With She/Her Pronouns In Poland
Wanking Himself With The Demon Arm
Exerting Elvis Privilege
I Bet It Feels Good As Hell To Fuse Disks Together
Overthinking Spirit Stars
Kikanalo: Good Beasts
Toa Replacements
Who gave Onewa this power?
What Mewing Should Mean
Makuta’s Vore Moment
Queering the Beam/Portal Dichotomy
Everyone can build!

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Episode 21: Some Kind of Energy Field?

Episode 21

Sunday, August 17, 2025 • Duration 01:17:05

Discussion topics:

This Podcast Can Drink
The Huss Nasties
Twin Peaks
The Wrong Station Kraata Wall
Murder Complex?
Bionicle Touhous
Firebending Dads
Nausicaä Gets Dunked On Really Hard
Whenua's Shapeshifter Anxieties
Blurring the Definition of a Rahi
Chatting About Rahkshi Design
Filipino Psychology and the Bechdel Test
Nokama’s Paranoia
New York Lava Eels
Whenua: Tumblrina?
The Department of Universal Metru Efficiency
Assassins’ Clue
Nuju’s Conflict Avoidance
The Podcast Briefly Becomes Haunted By a Liberal Academic
Krahka’s Combiner Set Design
Why Matoran Have Elements
Vakama’s Terrible Convictions
Krahka Internality
Baby’s First Horror Sting
Turaga Vakama Fumbles the Age-Appropriate Moral Lesson

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Episode 20: Kind of a Sports Episode?

Monday, June 2, 2025 • Duration 01:19:08

Sorry that you can hear both of us clicking on our goddamn mice throughout this. Discussion topics:

Alcohol LARPing
Airplane Podcasting
Bionicle In Louisiana
We Address The Acadian Expulsion
Why Vahki Have Bone In It
The Existential Horror of Being a Teenager
The Time Tunnel
The Matoran Walk Into A Trap
Turaga Frederick of Prussia-Koro
Figuring Out What To Do With Adulthood
WHAT DO YOU DO IN YOUR HOUSE

Archimedes’ Conundrum

Matoran Board Games
“I’m Not Going To Shoot You For A Newbery Medal”
Nuparu Bioengineering
Offscreen Toxic Yuri
The Metru Nui Social Ladder
The Klingon Scientist Problem
Rahkshi Recontextualization
The Teenage Loneliness Tunnels
Beth of the Author

Trans-inclusive sports misogynist

Teenager’s First Betrayal
The Demon Zoo
Mark Twain v. William of Baskerville
Illusions Guy Matau
Planning to Outwit Shapeshifters, Fair Folk, and Walruses

Elementary Translation
Metru Nui Public Transit
Nuju, Peacemaker By Grump
A Surprise Girl That Will Help Us Later
The Sub-Urbanites

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Episode 19: “You’re Giving God Brain Damage! You Need To Research The Creatures!”

Wednesday, March 12, 2025 • Duration 01:20:14

The One True Libertarian In All Canada
Seatsafetyswitch (https://seatsafetyswitch.com/post/173031559253/detomaso-pantera-honourable-death-like-tim)
Stealing The Copper Wiring From The Government
The Hilbert Scrotum
Metru Nui Recap Comics (https://www.tumblr.com/leroleroart/751391026366873600/depression-comic)
Not The Best News The Toa Had Heard All Day
Toa As Sudden Teenagers
Through Vakama’s Eyes
As You Know, The Legend of the Great Disks
Protagonist-Centered Knowledge
Cool Teen Mask Powers
Closeted Vakama
Matau Follows The Noble Eightfold Path
Vakama’s Dalliance With The Morbuzakh
Vahki Police Brutality
Summary Comix
The Rahi Bestiaries
Metru Nui Archives Negligence Suit
The Mystery of the Bionicles Lunchables Comics
Vahki Don’t Know What Toa Are
Onewa Police Brutality
A Well-Drawn Morbuzakh
A Shining Metru On A Hill
Why Do Vahki Have Bone In It?
The Lesbionicle Baby Education Tapes

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Episode 18: Plant-Traumatic Stress Disorder

Episode 18

Thursday, January 16, 2025 • Duration 01:18:58

Christmas Shopping
The God Damn! News!
Do Matoran Have Tailgate Parties?
Hot Rock Grilling
Explaining the Horrors To Brits
Matau, Dying of Urban Decay
Turning the Freaking Frogs Marvel
To the Best Jordan Peterson Impression
Naus Starts Kinning Whenua
Writing Smart Characters
An Official Lesbionicle Video Game Recommendation
The Boston of Metru Nui
Emma Gets Executed By Molasses
Hand In Unverifiable Hand
The Extent of the Archives
Metru Nui’s Realistic Inefficiencies
Po-Metru Union-Mandated Break
We Digress About Childhood Experiences With Media That, Impossibly, Weren’t Bionicle
Emma Becomes Nuju
Philately
Makuta’s Rahi Testing
Monster-Vision POV
The Further Realistic Inefficiencies of Metru Nui
Rot Symbolics
I’ve Made A Plant That Grieves
Nausicaä’s Inner Child’s Quicksand Startup
Friendship Fusion Doujinshi
Akhmou Continues To Be Really Well-Written
Bionicle’s Empathy Towards The Inexperienced

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Episode 17: Milf rights, Eh, Brother-Toa

Monday, December 2, 2024 • Duration 01:17:01

Grover Cleveland, Blood Boogers, and Human Resilience
Bionicle to the Future II
Man Who Has Never Seen Cops
The Fire Pits
Metru Nui Alienation From Labor
Living In An Unconscious God
Yaoi in the Archives
VahkiStun Staffs Reifying Racial Hierarchies

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Matau’s Lungs
Nidhiki’s Meat Pumpkin
Fire Absorption
Darkseid and Makuta
Reconstitutes At Random
Giving the Morbuzakh a Little Kiss
Nuju’s First Day As a Superhero
Whenua’s Horror Acceptance Conditioning
Good Bionicle Worldbuilding
Bionicle/Control/Zaboomafoo Parallels
Nokama Controls Her Fear
Do Bionicles Sweat?
Le-Metru Urban Decay
Fucked-Up Traffic Jams

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Episide 16: Metru Nui Moralintern

Episode 16

Tuesday, October 1, 2024 • Duration 01:20:55

Sorry Nausicaä sounds like shit again; laptop issues.

Lawn Binary
Generational Humor Differences
A Kind Of Heavy Episode Start About Parental Failure
We Saw The TV Glow
Justice For Ehrye
The Dystopian Implications of Shitty Matoran
Sports Dad Makuta
Onewa’s Real Power
Wahlburgers Containment Procedures
Naus Solves Comedy
Emma Makes a Good Nokama Character Analysis and I Forget to Acknowledge It
Trapped In An Adventure Game
Ehrye’s Promotion Chances
Nuju’s Blobfish Emotional Problems
Matau Railfan Moment
Matau Character Study
Orkahm Would Have Survived MAG 02 “Do Not Open”
What If Nidhiki Survived?
At Least You Can Discuss the Morbuzakh
Disco Metru Nui
Matau Learns About Consequences
Onewa: Mad And/Or Vindicated
The Po-Metru Conceptual Art Scene
We Praise Akhmou’s Writing
Matau Takes Public Transit
Morbuzakh Timescales
Your Parents I Mean Turaga Are Flawed
Sun Wukong’s Podcast

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Episode 15: Don't Let Ahkmou Make Your Video Game

Sunday, September 8, 2024 • Duration 01:47:16

Preschooler Snacks
Bionicle Power Mukbang
Podcast Gnosis
Initial Bionicle Exposure
Illegal Lego Techniques
Gol D. Roger’s Life-Sized Keerakh
The Progression of Bionicle Edginess
Your Thesis Advisor’s Criminal Escapades
Unprepared Adult Toa
God’s MRI Scan
Kapura is Here
Cherchez le Ahkmou
Vakama’s Moral OCD
Bionicle Material Culture
God’s MRI Scan
Fantasy Normality
Emma Explains Brat Summer
Metru Nui Sports Inconsistency
Toa Metru Day Jobs
Nausicaä Fails to Craft Her Bionicle Dream Blunt Rotation
The Inherent Homoeroticism Of Matching Discord Statuses
Onu-Metru Archive Collection Policies
The Greater Metru-Nui Pewku Owners’ Polycule
An Impassioned Defense of Vhisola
Vhisola’s Weird CILF Thing
Doors Aren’t Real
The Inherent Existential Dread in Vahki Pronouns
Watsonian and Doylist Vahki Design Thoughts
Nokama’s Struggles
Matoran OSHA
The Process of Mask-Making
Vakama’s Mentor Trauma
Whenua Is In Terry Gilliam’s Brazil
Turaga Mask Characterization
Bohrok Falling Out of the Nest
National Treasure IV
Whenua and Nuju’s Job Qualifications
We Reach a Greater Understanding of Tolkien
Dark Academia

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A Focused, In-Depth Bionicle Analysis Podcast For Once

Episode 14

Tuesday, August 27, 2024 • Duration 01:09:18

Milf Gender Euphoria
Velveteen! is in Howl’s Moving Castle
Sondheim’s Updated Assassins
The Goddamn USPOL
Akhmou’s InfoWars
Palpatine’s Journey
Hahli Scuttling
Interminable Crafting Systems
The Goddamn Linguistics
Akhmou Learnt His Lesson! :)
Video Game Crunch Culture
Hahli’s Daoist Amnesia
The Virtue of Purity
Fire Toa Character Analysis
Trans Filipino Queen Lewa
Kopaka’s Coping Mechanisms
Vegan Butthole Substitute
We Solve Matoran Economics
Adorable Heterosexuality
Matoran Linguistic Expansion
Nuju Has Transcended Language
A Solid Day’s Podcasting

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