Explore every episode of the podcast Lawful & Orderly
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| S04E08 - A Brush with Death, part 2 | 24 Jan 2020 | 00:58:46 | |
Tensions are on the rise at Lan Arcanym School for the Arts as some high profile students have gone missing — both from campus and from any paintings they appeared in. Former High Guard officers (now unpaid High Guard “consultants”) Alo Seda and Illyn Brownfeet must solve the case quietly. But that may prove difficult, as they’ve been forced to team up with inventor Wilroth “Click” Gnarin to field test his latest crime-investigating gadget. Will this clunking machine help them find the missing students before their parents (or wealthy donors) notice? Will they restore honor to (and their jobs in) the High Guard? Guest star Devon Kelley! (@GamersPlane) as Wilroth “Click” Gnarin | |||
| S04E08 - A Brush with Death, part 1 | 15 Jan 2020 | 01:01:03 | |
Alo Seda and Illyn Brownfeet parted ways when their High Guard unit disbanded and have been struggling to make ends meet. Sudden hope appears when a summons arrives from their former chief promising a return to law enforcement — a missing persons case at the local university. The catch? They must field test a new investigative gadget and its inventor, gnome tinkerer Wilroth “Click” Gnarin, will be along for the ride. Guest star Devon Kelley! (@GamersPlane) as Wilroth “Click” Gnarin | |||
| S04E03 - The Seven Serpents, part 2 | 01 Nov 2019 | 01:06:25 | |
Season 4 continues! Undercover High Guard agent Del de Cardano is in over his head and his cover identity with the Seven Serpents Gang has been blown. On a mission to extract Del, former High Guard officer Mikhail finds himself taking the gang leadership head-on. But will he need to find a new partner when Aaron and Del find themselves swimming in snakes? Guest star Richard Malena-Webber! (@rmalena) as Del de Cardano | |||
| S04E03 - The Seven Serpents, part 1 | 29 Oct 2019 | 00:50:32 | |
Season 4 continues! Former High Guard officers Mikhail and Aaron get an unexpected call to action. The action? Extraction! Can they help a former seer, and undercover member of the High Guard, out of a scaly situation? Guest star Richard Malena-Webber! (@rmalena) as Del de Cardano | |||
| S04E02 - Dead Giveaway, part 2 | 25 Oct 2019 | 01:09:46 | |
Season 4 continues. The celebrity wedding of Natalia Portmanteau and Modèle has the city of Lan Arcanym in a boil! Thankfully, young ranger Cora Tealeaf and her mothers — the most expert tea ceremony mistresses in the city — are serving up a brew that is sure to soothe the wedding goers. Unfortunately, Cora brought an unexpected ingredient into the mix: former High Guard officers Illyn, Bark (the dog), and Aaron, on the case to stop a murder before it happens! Guest star Senda! (@IdellaMithlynnd) as Cora Tealeaf | |||
| S04E02 - Dead Giveaway, part 1 | 22 Oct 2019 | 00:56:14 | |
Season 4 continues! Former High Guard officers Illyn, Bark (the dog), and Aaron fall back on their — now illegal — past ways and take on the case of a super fan with an ominous vision of a high society murder. But it’s not so simple to mingle with the upper echelon! They’ll need someone with access to get them in. Guest star Senda! (@IdellaMithlynnd) as Cora Tealeaf | |||
| S04E01 - A New Beginning, part 2 | 18 Oct 2019 | 00:58:03 | |
In part 2 of the season 4 opener, Mikhail and Aaron find themselves having taken a mysterious job from a terrible person! A challenge to spend one night in a spooky clocktower as part of a shady real-estate deal sounds like easy money. But when is anything easy with these two? Andrew (@thatonegm) | |||
| S04E01 - A New Beginning, part 1 | 15 Oct 2019 | 00:51:02 | |
Season 4 starts like all new beginnings… awkwardly! Mikhail and Aaron, no longer High Guard officers, find themselves putting together odd jobs to make ends meet. Without the structure of official police business, which way will they go when a shady real estate deal comes their way? Andrew (@thatonegm) | |||
| S03E12 – Ghost of a Chance, part 2 | 11 Oct 2019 | 01:00:51 | |
In part 2 of the Season 3 finale of Lawful & Orderly, Madeline Brand tightens her grip on Lan Arcanym thanks to her seemingly unstoppable Bureau of Urban Temporal and Telepathic Security. Can High Guard officers Alo Seda, Aaron, Illyn, and Mikhail, and a rag-tag group of allies find a hole in their armor before a season of despair forever seizes the city? This episode features: Andrew (@thatonegm) | |||
| S03E12 – Ghost of a Chance, part 1 | 08 Oct 2019 | 00:57:51 | |
In part 1 of the Season 3 finale of Lawful & Orderly, the High Guard is laying low in MatBat as Lan Arcanym’s government has been seized by Madeline Grand a seemingly unstoppable army! Can they gather up the allies they need to take back their home (and their jobs)? This episode features: Andrew (@thatonegm) | |||
| S03E11 – Deep Poison, part 2 | 04 Oct 2019 | 00:57:36 | |
Well outside their jurisdiction, Lan Arcanym High Guard officers Alo Seda, Aaron, and Illyn fight their way into the Underdeep of neighboring city MatBat in search of the missing Mikhail. There’s only one obstacle: Alo Seda’s mysterious and checkered MatBatian past! So, maybe that’s more like a dozen obstacles. This episode features: Andrew (@thatonegm) | |||
| S03E11 – Deep Poison, part 1 | 30 Sep 2019 | 00:51:15 | |
It’s demotions all around for Aaron, Alo Seda, Illyn, and… every other officer of Lan Arcanym’s law enforcement agencies as the Brightsteel Urban Mercenaries seize managerial control. What a time for the city’s most powerful seer to deliver a surprisingly personal vision of unsettling doom! This episode features: Andrew (@thatonegm) | |||
| S04E07 - Crimes of Passion, part 2 | 10 Jan 2020 | 00:48:17 | |
News of a bank robbery leads to fears that our heroes’ detective agency may be insolvent! Meanwhile, High Guard has-been Aaron Twillson and High Guard wannabe Marky Hallsy struggle to track potential cheater Phillip Landerer at the behest of his husband Vernor Vavoom. Will their reckless chase get them caught between a rock and a hard place? Guest star Devon Kelley! (@Shark_Bone) as Marky Hallsy | |||
| S03E10 – The Case Heist, part 2 | 27 Sep 2019 | 00:53:50 | |
In part two of this episode of Lawful & Orderly, officers Alo Seda, Aaron, good ol’ Jeff, and the Chief of the High Guard race against the Brightsteel Urban Mercenaries to bust open this case! With two organizations breaking the rules for the right to enforce the laws of Lan Arcanym: no matter who wins, we lose. This episode features: Clara (@alo_seda1) | |||
| S03E10 – The Case Heist, part 1 | 24 Sep 2019 | 01:03:41 | |
In part one of this episode of Lawful & Orderly, an apparent downturn in crime has the High Guard on unplanned furlough! How will officers Alo Seda, Aaron, and good ol’ Jeff fill their (unpaid) day? This episode features: Clara (@alo_seda1) | |||
| S03E09P2 – Overdue, part 2 | 20 Sep 2019 | 00:41:03 | |
In part two of this episode of Lawful & Orderly, High Guard officers Alo Seda, Aaron “Tweet” Twillson and Good Ol’ Jeff are lost in Gobwarts Academy for Magical Persons. Are they mature enough to survive this onslaught of vexing hexing and book an unsuspecting thief before they doom the world? This episode features: Clara (@alo_seda1) | |||
| S03E09P1 – Overdue, part 1 | 17 Sep 2019 | 00:41:18 | |
In part one of this episode of Lawful & Orderly, High Guard officers Alo Seda and Aaron “Tweet” Twillson are joined by a grieving Good Ol’ Jeff on an arduous trip to the suburban school of Gobwarts. Caught in the crossfire of roving student hex battles, can they climb the staircase of justice? This episode features: Clara (@alo_seda1) | |||
| S03E08P2 – Robbery-Homicide, part 2 | 13 Sep 2019 | 01:04:55 | |
In part two of this episode of Lawful & Orderly, chasing leads can be like herding cats! Can Aaron, Mikhail, and Alo Seda (and Street Guard officers / new fan favorites Morty and Fileena) untangle this ball of furry clues? This episode features: Clara (@alo_seda1) | |||
| S03E08P1 – Robbery-Homicide, part 1 | 12 Sep 2019 | 00:57:53 | |
In part one of this episode of Lawful & Orderly, the High Guard is tipped off to a feline felony close to home! Can Aaron, Mikhail, and Alo Seda name the perpetrator? This episode features: Clara (@alo_seda1) | |||
| S03E07P2 – Three Corners, part 2 | 29 Aug 2018 | 00:31:33 | |
In part two of this episode of Lawful & Orderly, the High Guard faces off against the master criminal behind this threat to Lan Arcanym. Will they win this weighty duel, or will they explode under pressure? This episode features: Clara (@alo_seda1) | |||
| S03E07P1 – Three Corners, part 1 | 27 Aug 2018 | 00:51:58 | |
In part one of this episode of Lawful & Orderly, the High Guard is caught off guard by an explosive threat! Can Aaron, Mikhail, Illyn, and Bark solve the clues and track down the perp or will the investigation blow up in their faces? This episode features: Clara (@alo_seda1) | |||
| S03E06P2 – Swan Dive, part 2 | 14 Aug 2018 | 01:02:17 | |
In part one of this episode of Lawful & Orderly, Shannon Sparx, Alo Seda, and Aaron Twillson must investigate a sinister vision showing the unhappy fate of an old flame. Can the High Guard save her from her fate? Or will she take a dive? This episode features: Scott (@geowtf) | |||
| S03E06P1 – Swan Dive, part 1 | 09 Aug 2018 | 00:42:58 | |
In part one of this episode of Lawful & Orderly, Shannon Sparx, Alo Seda, and Aaron Twillson must investigate a sinister vision showing the unhappy fate of an old flame. Can the High Guard save her from her fate? Or will she take a dive? This episode features: Scott (@geowtf) | |||
| S04E07 - Crimes of Passion, part 1 | 07 Jan 2020 | 00:58:59 | |
Former High Guard officer Aaron Twillson has a huge case on his hands, as part-giant Vernor Vavoom contracts the Lan Arcanym Public Detectives to deal with a very private matter — fears that his husband Phillip Landerer is… cheating! Thankfully Aaron has help in the form of “Surprise Apprentice” Marky Hallsy, a young halfling with a desperate desire to join the High Guard. Guest star Devon Kelley! (@Shark_Bone) as Marky Hallsy | |||
| S03E05P2 – Where Are You? part 2 | 04 Aug 2018 | 00:17:52 | |
In part two of this episode of Lawful & Orderly, Illyn Brownfeet and Bark the Dog must escape from the mysterious monster and then attempt to catch it in a series of increasingly animated scenarios. But will Bark and Illyn successfully meddle in someone’s nefarious plans or will Spring-Heeled Albert get away with it? This episode features: Andrew (@thatonegm) | |||
| S03E05P1 – Where Are You? part 1 | 02 Aug 2018 | 00:36:36 | |
In part one of this episode of Lawful & Orderly, Illyn Brownfeet and Bark the Dog are summoned to a spooky old house to solve the mystery of a mysterious monster. But Bark has a few words of her own to say about the obsessive boot collector, the severe older aunt, and the sinister old groundskeeper. This episode features: Andrew (@thatonegm) | |||
| S03E04P2 – Sweet! Treat!, part 2 | 31 Jul 2018 | 00:43:38 | |
In part two of this episode of Lawful & Orderly, our mixed-and-matched investigators attempt to stop a vicious poisoning while their clever companion tries to keep them on-task without compromising her artistic integrity. This episode features: Guest star Kenna! (@goinglast) | |||
| S03E04P1 – Sweet! Treat! part 1 | 26 Jul 2018 | 00:52:35 | |
In part one of this episode of Lawful & Orderly, the Officers Twillson, Pavlovitskivich, Brownfeet, and Bark team up with a statuesque informant to stop a Blind Wizards plot. Will they enjoy their spa mission, or will they be steamed about failure? This episode features: Guest star Kenna! (@goinglast) | |||
| S03E03P2 – Assembly Required, part 2 | 20 Jul 2018 | 00:47:42 | |
In part two of this episode of Lawful & Orderly, the Enid Drabgem and the officers of the High Guard track down cool clues and search for sinister spellwork. Will they uncover the canny criminal? This episode features: Guest star Meghan! (@meglish) | |||
| S03E03P1 – Assembly Required, part 1 | 18 Jul 2018 | 00:53:26 | |
Hey, I know there has been a pretty big delay, and it’s the second delay this year. I’m doing my best to make sure that episode releases won’t be delayed like this again. In part one of this episode of Lawful & Orderly, the officers of the High Guard are sent out to investigate the death of a beloved toymaker. But first, they stop for ice cream! This episode features: Guest star Meghan! (@meglish) | |||
| S03E02P2 – Dead Last, part 2 | 07 Jun 2018 | 00:49:36 | |
In part two of this episode of Lawful & Orderly, Twillson, Bearcharger, and Twillson gather evidence and set a high-speed trap for their suspects. Will they finish first, or will they be remembered as “also-rans?” This episode features: Andrew (@thatonegm) | |||
| S03E02P1 – Dead Last, part 1 | 05 Jun 2018 | 01:07:05 | |
In part one of this episode of Lawful & Orderly, officers Twillson and Bearcharger race to the scene of a murder to find the truth, joined by Officer Twillson’s own mother. This episode features: Andrew (@thatonegm) | |||
| S03E01P2 – Dead Simple, part 2 | 21 May 2018 | 00:53:59 | |
In part two of this season 3 opener of Lawful & Orderly, officers Seda, Twillson, and Bearcharger face off against Madeline Grand as they attempt to solve a murder. But when your only suspects are the police, how do you catch the culprit? This episode features: Andrew (@thatonegm) | |||
| S03E01P1 – Dead Simple, part 1 | 23 Apr 2018 | 00:45:37 | |
In part one of this season 3 opener of Lawful & Orderly, officers Seda and Twillson team up with Jansaadi Bearcharger in order to solve the murder of one of Lan Arcanym’s most important figures. Can they crack the case, or will their efforts fall as flat as a failed souffle? This episode features: Andrew (@thatonegm) | |||
| S04E06 - Change of Heart, part 2 | 20 Dec 2019 | 00:42:22 | |
“Very wealthy” and “legitimate” businessman Blahmie Wizdeau wants everything to go perfectly as he prepares to propose to his love Scota. With his usual butler and right-hand man Frunko falling down on the job, he hires former High Guard officers Illyn Brownfeet and Aaron Twillson along with Love Counselor Jam E. Dojhur to help him seal the deal — and stay alive! Guest star MeganBob! (@Meganbobness) from the Smash Fiction Podcast as Jam E. Dojhur | |||
| CS07 – Skip's Clips | 17 Apr 2018 | 00:38:57 | |
In this episode of Lawful & Orderly, we sit down with Skip Skyseeker and Edna as they discuss the recent events in Lan Arcanym and try to answer a few questions from concerned citizens. Marty (@Schmarty) | |||
| CS06P2 – Honey Heist, part 2 | 14 Apr 2018 | 00:42:05 | |
In part 2 of this episode of Lawful & Orderly, we play Honey Heist, a game by Grant Howitt. Three bears—Bear Pitt, Freddy, and Scotty—are trying to pull off the biggest crime of their careers. Things are getting heated as our criminal bears come face to face with their rivals: 3 other criminal bears! Andrew (@ThatOneGM) | |||
| CS06P1 – Honey Heist, part 1 | 10 Apr 2018 | 00:32:59 | |
In part 1 of this episode of Lawful & Orderly, we play Honey Heist, a game by Grant Howitt. Three bears—Bear Pitt, Freddy, and Scotty—are trying to pull off the biggest crime of their careers. Can they keep it together? Or will they succumb to their ursine natures? Andrew (@ThatOneGM) | |||
| CS05P2 – Good Cop, Bad Cop, part 2 | 06 Apr 2018 | 00:47:14 | |
In part 2 of this episode of Lawful & Orderly, we play Good Cop, Bad Cop, a hack of John Harper’s Lasers & Feelings. Can Street Guard Officers Larry Lumpfoot and Frieda Bloodcup save the rec center? Andrew (@ThatOneGM) | |||
| CS05P1 – Good Cop, Bad Cop, part 1 | 03 Apr 2018 | 00:41:59 | |
In part 1 of this episode of Lawful & Orderly, we play Good Cop, Bad Cop, a hack of John Harper’s Lasers & Feelings. Two Street Guard officers—Frieda and Larry—attempt to stop a pair of notorious criminals from ruining the rec center. Andrew (@ThatOneGM) | |||
| S02E10P2 – The Last Word, part 2 | 30 Mar 2018 | 00:58:34 | |
In part two of this season 2 finale of Lawful & Orderly, officers Sparx, Seda, Pavlovitskivich, Brownfeet, and Bark are outnumbered and outgunned. They find unlikely allies while the fate of Lan Arcanym and the life of everyone’s favorite Nowsayer—Skip Skyseeker—hangs in the balance. This episode features: Scott (@geowtf) | |||
| S02E10P1 – The Last Word, part 1 | 29 Mar 2018 | 01:09:51 | |
Sorry about the delay again, folks! Hopefully we’ve got all of our ducks in a row now. In part one of this season 2 finale of Lawful & Orderly, officers Sparx, Seda, Pavlovitskivich, Brownfeet, and Bark deal with the aftermath of the High Dragon’s rampage and Skip Skyseeker’s brave call to arms. Can they save their favorite Nowsayer and avoid deadly dragonfire? This episode features: Scott (@geowtf) | |||
| S02E09P2 – Not All That Glitters, part 2 | 14 Mar 2018 | 00:49:06 | |
In part two of this episode of Lawful & Orderly, officers Sparx, Twillson, Brownfeet, and Bark uncover a sinister secret and find themselves in more danger than ever before. This episode features: Scott (@geowtf) | |||
| S02E09P1 – Not All That Glitters, part 1 | 06 Mar 2018 | 00:52:09 | |
In part one of this episode of Lawful & Orderly, officers Sparx, Twillson, Brownfeet, and Bark follow a very concerning vision, and Shannon deals with her extended absence from the force. This episode features: Scott (@geowtf) | |||
| S02E08P2 – Dead Air, part 2 | 02 Mar 2018 | 01:08:44 | |
In part two of this episode of Lawful & Orderly, officers Seda, Pavlovitskivich, and Twillson chase a vision of a deadly catastrophe. Can they stop the deadly dirigible, or will their plan crash and burn? This episode features: Scott (@geowtf) | |||
| S04E06 - Change of Heart, part 1 | 17 Dec 2019 | 00:48:34 | |
A mysterious and “VERY wealthy” man who “likes living” hires former High Guard officers Illyn Brownfeet and Aaron Twillson to get to the bottom of a “very very scary” death threat. As if the stakes weren’t high enough, he also has “a girl coming over”. They’ll have to team up with his “Love Counselor” Jam E. Dojhur to ensure that no one gets hurt, physically or emotionally! Guest star MeganBob! (@Meganbobness) from the Smash Fiction Podcast as Jam E. Dojhur | |||
| S02E08P1 – Dead Air, part 1 | 26 Feb 2018 | 01:03:39 | |
In part one of this episode of Lawful & Orderly, officers Seda, Pavlovitskivich, and Twillson chase a vision of a deadly catastrophe. Can they stop the deadly dirigible, or will their plan crash and burn? This episode features: Scott (@geowtf) | |||
| CS04P2 – Abrakatraz Stories, part 2 | 02 Feb 2018 | 00:38:42 | |
Sorry about the delay, everyone! There will be an explanation at the front of the next episode. This one already required enough extra content, that I didn’t want to overload it. Enjoy!
In part 2 of this episode, our three ne’er-do-wells deal with returning to Lan Arcanym, and they find themselves up against the sinister Red Inquisition. This episode features: Scott (@geowtf) Marty (@schmarty) Clara (@alo_seda1) Andrew (@ThatOneGM) | |||
| CS04P1 – Abrakatraz Stories, part 1 | 01 Feb 2018 | 01:00:18 | |
In part 1 of this episode, we follow the escapades of three nefarious villains as they attempt to escape the magical prison: Abrakatraz. This episode features: Scott (@geowtf) Marty (@schmarty) Clara (@alo_seda1) Andrew (@ThatOneGM) | |||
| S02E07P2 – The Grave Escape, part 2 | 25 Jan 2018 | 01:00:47 | |
In part two of this episode of Lawful & Orderly, officers Seda and Twillson follow the clues to track down a supercriminal-killing supercriminal. This episode features: Andrew (@thatonegm) | |||