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But not nearly charming enough to please me (there's a pride and prejudice reference for all you Austin heads out there) Merry Christmas you crazy wildcats! 

We're in our Buzzfeed era - what could be spookier?? That's right, we're  here to provide you with the spooky content you asked for and large amounts of unrelated content you definitely dont want. Are ghosts real? Will Ned Fulmer's career ever recover? Who is dating the older woman if not Logan Lerman? Did Shane Dawson have sex with a cat? Can Lea Michelle read? In this in depth analysis of Watcher's new show Ghost Files we answer the most important question of all: would you fuck Mothman?

This one was painful. Enjoyable, confusing but but painful. ENJOY! 

Is this the greatest movie in the world? Depends on which of us you ask, but the one who is writing the description for its episode is pretty sure it's not. Is it the greatest multiverse/physics problem science has ever faced? You bet your little butts it is. Hold on to your board shorts, grab your insulin, and hang on for this wild wild DCOM ride. 

HSMTMTSTP! It's finally here! what an exciting time for you. Also please go vote for us as Ontario's best podcast

We listened to Sabrina Carptener's New Album: Emails I Can't Send SO YOU DONT HAVE TO. We've left behind the rotting carcass of the decrepit K&C era of our past and burst forth into new effervescent era of audio glory. Listen to us run, nay GALLOP, towards our new, inventive, never seen before CONTENT. Is it existential? YES. Is it buzzfeedesque? YES. Do we still mostly just talk about Twilight? YOU BET YOUR TOASTY LITTLE BUTT WE DO. We've blossomed forth into the content creators we were birthed to become, entering our final and most powerful podcast evolution: a gossip podcast. THAT'S RIGHT! TMZ can eat our ZILLENIAL DUST! We are you NEW SOURCE for the HOT SULTRY VENEGFUL AND CRINGEY NEWS about your favourite and least favourite E List celebrities, Teen Stars, and Disgraced Former Actors from 90s cult classics. And we're kicking of this earthshattering rebrand with the GHOST PEPPER equivalent SPICE that is the ancient legacy of Albums About Joshua Basset. Join us on this journey through the muck and mire that is this young man's impact on Disney actor/singer/songwriter girls and the global influence his inability to have a clean breakup has had. #notajoshuabassethatepodcast

Spoiler alerts abound, including the fact that later, they both got cover 

2m apart 'cause one of them's got Covid...but which one

Hey guys. this time we talk about Show Dogs, you know 'em, you love 'em and now... they're dogs! Welcome to Ms Congeniality Meets Die Hard with Dogs

Spoilers *the dog dies

A Santa Clause's Tim Allen. Multi-Millionaire Robert Downey Junior. Not Lauren Graham. CGI Tibetan prayer paws. ADHD. Scrabble. Get ready to raise the ...woof.

Settle in for a tonally confusing romp through the streets of a fake New York with some fake orphans and a real good boy! 

What's up? Not much? Nah us neither, except for Katherine Heigl's unexpected pregnancy and the numerous jobs we're both doing. We needed this serotonin break. You may as well. SO enjoy us being two gals happy to say other peoples names. 

This one was just sad. Like we're still very funny but the movie is very sad. And pretty bad. Although who are we to tell you what to think! Maybe it's exactly your cup of tea, maybe you loved it. Either way you'll love us telling you about it 

Whelp. It's here. Technical difficulties aside, the episode you've all been waiting for is here. And it's a good one, prompting the questions: Who is this for? Who did the soundtrack? and...Did you crowd fund this? Is this all your fault?  

Hey y'all. 

We're back. 

We know you missed us so we've come with a gift. A great gift of Katherine Heigl's best movie. Best maybe because of Jame's Marsden! And the confusing motives. Why do people behave the way they do in this film? we're weren't sure and we're still unsure. 

All the best. The Gals x 

This was an interesting one, and it took me (Eliza) a whole hour to get the title. Hopefully it will be more apparent to you. But enjoy this addition to the weird series of Christmas Movies that exist in the world. 

WELCOME BACK GANG TO THE SHOW YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR! The culmination of the trilogy that is The Princess Switch! We're full of beans and ready to talk about the best heist movie ever. No spoilers! Except all the spoilers! 

MERRY ALMOST CHRISTMAS! This is a little taster of things still to come! But first we have a sweet little last Barbie episode to finally try to end the debate, which was better Barbies or Bratz? To this reporter, I must say, Barbie movies win. So sit back and enjoy this wild ride through the fairy tale land of Barbie Nutcracker  

THEY'RE HERE AND THEY'RE REAL! Be prepared lads.

The of is fake and you can't convince us otherwise. That being said, we really enjoyed this movie. Is that mostly because of the score? yes. Did it also kinda go for it full tilt and smash it. yes. Don't be ashamed to be you. 

It's us, you're local gals with a passion for fashion and a low tolerance for these movies. But we're doing them and we're doing a social experiment and trying to settle the debate once and for all, what was better, Bratz or Barbie. And we're starting strong this week with Bratz Rock Anglez, whatever that means to you.  

WE GOT A GUEST! WE GOT A GUEST! WE GOT A GUEST! and he's a nice one! His name is James and he's cute, quirky and Canadian. Ooooooh. And he's here mostly to tell us about a bad movie and also in part to tell us about himself and his endeavours. How wholesome is that! Now listen to it!   

Two gals. Both alike in their excessive amounts of black clothing. "Now I'm having a wiggins" - Daniel Radcliffe, The Woman In Black. Remember when people used to say things like that. Back in the olden days. When ghosts ruled the world. Like in this movie! Watch this movie! Through us!    

Ru-Ro! Did someone say a mystery!? Did somebody say "hey! not too loud! Helena's hungover!" Did somebody say "my bad! I didn't know!" ENJOY THE PODCAST! Enjoy the mystery! Bet you'll never be able to guess the twist ending. All the best, Eliza, Helena and Scrapy Doo.

JUMP SCARE! Sorry for the music. You're welcome for the Grabeel. It's the spookiest podcast in all the land but don't worry we'll look after you. So come with us as we Return to Halloween Town. We hope you've seen the other two because we haven't! All the best, The Gals xxx

But who is the king. Tune in to the last episode of Step Up 2 September where we discuss the fourth and not final instalment of the SUCU (Step Up Cinematic Universe) We love you lots and are sorry to have put you through so much. Good luck and see you next week for spooky season! 

This is a wild one. Your girls are spitty and full of chocolate and whims. So strap in, get ready to bop, celebrate Helena's age AND STEP THE F*CK UP KYLE!  

It's the next one! The second one in the Step Up 2 September chronicles! The second movie! But is it twice as nice? Twice as spicy? Twice as sexy dance? Nope! But it is a film and as such we're gonna talk about it! WELCOME! TO THE STREETS!!!!!  

WE'RE BACK! We've been pounding the pavements and kicking through the streets and are ready to strut our stuff! You must have missed us! And so we're treating you to the perfect movie! It's Step Up! It's the wickedest thing we've ever seen in our lives. It's got pas de bourrée, tights banter and gang warfare. Classic dance movie!  

Flip! It's here! EKOW IS HERE! I have no words, we'll let Ekow speak for himself. 

E X P R E S S. Love. Sex. Ladies, no regrets. That's right guys, this movie decrees you have no regrets about it. Lovely. Nice to know isn't it? Enjoy this ode to Stanley Tucci and Cher. All the best, Eliza and Helena. 

Hell friggin' yeah. This whole movie is a showstopper! Welcome to a wild ride with Benjamin Franklin Gates! and more importantly Riley! He only needs one name. Welcome to the heist of a lifetime.  

The only thing better than Hairspray is us talking about Hairspray. Welcome to Showstoppers month. Lena has heat rash and Eliza has two weeks left of work. So buckle up, raise your hemlines and your hair and have a great time. Also Zac Efron. 

LADS! GUYS! IT'S HAPPENING! Eliza is getting the chance to talk about the Thunderbirds movie and the amazing Busted song that accompanies it! RAAAAAAAAGE! Nothing could be more teen rage than the Thunderbirds!  

They're back! Maybe they never went away! WE WILL NEVER KNOW! These friends are no longer friends but they love not being friends. I dunno, you define it. Either way we had fun.

So this is not a musical, nor is it a series, it is however a DCOM also known as a Disney Channel Original Movie. I know. So cool. And it's a doozie and all. Get ready to be taken back to a land of myth and a time of magic and also high school football. What could possibly be better?  

"Once upon a time there was a town called Riverdale where everything was a hot mess. This is that story." - Jughead Jones (or Eliza...we'll never know)

GOD it's brutal out here for two twenty-somethings channeling record-breaking levels of teen rage. Join us for a track by track breakdown of Olivia Rodrigo's new album, as we discuss our high school lives, ex boyfriends, and a whole lot of ARSON.

brutal review 3:25

traitor review 10:04

drivers license review 16:36

1 step forward 3 steps back review 20:12

deja vu review 24:28

good 4 u review 29:13

enough for you review 36:26

happier review 41:31

jealousy, jealousy review 45:26

favourite crime review 49:12

hope ur ok review 52:51

I BET THAT SHE KNOWS BILLY JOEL CAUSE YOU PLAYED HER UPTOWN GIRL

So this one is a lil rogue, many movie recaps happen, not many of them are relevant to a Cinderella Story: If the shoe fits. Curve balls and ingenuity abound. ENJOY! BYE!

Settle in lads, she's angry. This is maybe our most rage filled episode yet and that's saying something after the feud that was The Bee Movie. Welcome to A Cinderella Story: Once Upon a Song. For your sake we hope you've never seen it. Live through our pain. 

Wowee, welcome to a trip down memory lane. This was an emotional one for Lil Eli, who watched this many a time as a wee smol bean. Honestly watch it for Jane Lynch. Listen for the happiness. 

Welcome to Cinderella Spring! Welcome to a new evolution of Katherine and Catherine where Bart Johnson (AKA actual Coach Bolton from HSM) knows who we are and we have a theme song! With Bart's blessing we now watch foreign films. Damn, next level. But truly we are very excited about Bart Johnson's amazing contributions and Robin Finetto's sexy lil theme song. Thanks to all and enjoy this new season.   

Saddle up pitches, we've one from the archives for you. Welcome to the early days of Katherine and Catherine, before we truly had microphones but still had all the moxie we have today. Enjoy and prepare yourselves for the start of Cinderella Spring!

Welcome to New York! And then Alaska! And then New York again! You'll shudder at the word Gammy, you'll cry at the magic of redemption, you'll be confused about the role of Andrew Reynolds and if you're very lucky, may just get an insight into the life of one Katherine. 

Catherine³. A powerful moment. This is a wild ride that takes some turns, you may get whiplash but don't forget, Sarah friend, Legally Blondes is just a lot. We greatly enjoyed our latest guest and we can guarantee you do to. 

This was an emotional one for our lil Eli. Heads up, this movie is actually very factually incorrect. Just, prepare yourself.