In which Corin has trouble finding answers, your breath gets a lot fresher, the Spooky Finger is no more, and Lissy “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. What you are […]

In which Corin goes on a date, you get curious about a box, we learn what that spooky finger is, and Heweylewewydewey “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. What you […]

Hey, everyone! Just letting you know that Never Rad is back! We’re doing live shows every third Monday at the Great Arizona Puppet Theater (doors at 6, show at 6:30). That’s February 19th, March 18th, April 15th, and May 20th, 2024 that we have scheduled right now. Ticket links typically go live a week or […]

https://www.neverrad.com/subscribe https://www.whisperforge.org/brimstonevalleymall Hello, Kakos Industries Shareholders. My name is Conrad Miszuk, and if you believe the cover story, then I am the creator of Kakos Industries. If you don’t believe the cover story, then perhaps you don’t yet have enough toilet paper and you should buy more. I hope that all of you are doing […]

Join the fun https://kakosindustries.com/patreon 1 You awaken in a dimly lit hallway. You know in your gut that you are somewhere inside of Kakos Industries, but you don’t know where. There aren’t any windows, just blank, black walls and a faintly glowing white ceiling. The air is slightly humid, and a bit warmer than you […]

Thank you. Hello, everyone. I wanted to do a quick response to the last piece, not another cover story 2. When I said that the first response to the first one was overwhelming, well, that guy didn’t know what the fuck he was talking about. To summarize, my Patreon contributions increased by 50%, which is […]

in which we recap the Shareholders’ Ball, things begin to stack up on the lawn, Junior has some choice words for Corin, Meredith is preparing for something, we hear a strange tape from Corin Deeth I, and Tony Jackets “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it […]

KakosIndustries.com/PatreonPaypal.me/KakosIndustriesstore.KakosIndustries.comKakosIndustries.com/wishlistKakosIndustries.com/fiverrKakosIndustries.com/BlueApronKakosIndustries.com/gamestop Hi, there. This is the second full installment of what I’m currently calling the Not Cover Stories, but I should probably find a better name for if this is going to continue. If you think of a better title, just try to maybe hint at it. It’ll be better if I think I thought […]

Join us! neverrad.com/ticket Hello Kakos industries shareholders. The next installment of the never rad Miscellany is March 2nd, live at the Rebel lounge in Phoenix Arizona. $10 in advance, $15 day of. Doors at 6:30, show at 7. If you’re going to be in town, please come support us. It’s going to be an awesome […]

in which we hear some demands, the Festival of Darkness is recapped, Meredith Gorgoro improves the workers in Hell, Gray gets some help, the Tabitha’s keep doing something, Junior gets a strange feeling, and Kevin from IT “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, […]

Thank you for your messages. Hi, there. I meant to get another one of these not cover stories up much sooner, and I’ve got a couple that I’m working on, but I wanted to take this time to respond to the last one separately. Let me begin by saying that all of the emails, messages […]

in which everyone feels a bit under the weather, the Division of Visions has an important update, work grinds to a halt, a few test subjects have a serious existential crisis, and Frank the Tank “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit […]

NeverRad.com/ticket December 22nd, 2019, Rebel Lounge, Phoenix, AZ. Hello, Kakos Industries shareholders. The Never Rad Miscellany Volume 5 is going to be presented at the Rebel Lounge in Phoenix on Sunday, December 22nd, 2019. If you’re around, I’d love it if you came to the show. I’ll be hanging around for a bit afterward also. […]

I have a report here from Gordon Zank, the director of the Division of Realities. “Thank you for getting in touch, Mr. Deeth. I am happy to tell you my story, but I have to acknowledge that it might not do anyone any benefit.  “I run the DIvision of Realities, where we try to contact […]

In which some serious grinching occurs, Junior cares for some infants, preparations are made for Yule and the Zestival, Hell gets festive, Dunk and Jasmine continue to avoid one another, the Tabithas become eerily silent, and Camillo Cerigata “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that […]

Hi. I’m Conrad. Transcription: Hello, Kakos Industries listeners. If you haven’t gone much further than this podcast feed, than you probably haven’t heard too much from me as a person. I also realize that it can be kind of difficult to introduce myself effectively after more than five years, but we’ll try. I should say […]

Preorder a Kakos Industries hoodie today! store.kakosindustries.com Hello, Kakos Industries shareholders. It is that time of year again. We’re coming upon the most Evil celebration of Black Friday, and I am here to help you celebrate. I have heard your requests, and your darkest prayers have been answered: We’re doing preorders for more hoodies.They’re different […]

in which it’s MFing Halloween, you feel like falling in love, Corin follows a trail of clues, Angus follows his nose, and Violet Trudge single handedly keeps everything afloat, and JV “wins” The Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and […]

kakosindustries.com/vote Hello Kakos industries shareholders. Kakos industries and the never rad Miscellany are both up for voting in the audioverse awards. Go to kakosindustries.com/vote to be redirected to the ballot. There’s only a couple of days left to vote. Voting for the first round ends October 31st.

https://www.neverrad.com CW: self-harm BOX AWAY YOUR FEELINGS (BRO)! MUSIC: SUPER RAD ROCK MUSIC BRO! TODD: Wassuh dudebros! You ever at the gym getting totally shredded with your closest bros and then your hot babe girlfriend texts you and tells you she’s breaking up with you, and you feel your whole life fall apart and you […]

in which Corin is given a crumpled piece of paper, Soundman Steven provides some sound advice, Junior discovers a softer side, we hear from Corin Deeth I, and The Magical Mister Lightbulb “wins” the RUin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcript: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, […]

in which Corin finds a key, Grace carries a bunch of babies, Junior learns something about himself, Dana Govern blows everyone’s minds, Hell is back to work, and Governmentality “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge […]

Hit us up on social media if you’re going to be there! Hello Kakos industries shareholders. My name is Conrad Miszuk, and if you believe the cover story, then I am the Creator of Kakos industries. If you don’t believe the cover story then you’ve stopped buying organic produce again. Starting September 7th I’m going […]

in which Corin is given control, Meredith gets some shit done, Dunk and Jasmine get a little thirsty, and Nicc with two Cs “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar or more […]

I have here a report from Rupert Stanco from the Division of Recruiting. The Division of recruiting is responsible for bringing in new and exciting talent and helping us to place the people that they find. “Hello, Mr. Deeth. Thank you for requesting more details about the case of Devon Mitchell. The case study has […]

NeverRad.com SCENE 1: 
WAKING UP SOUND:    A series of rising tones implies a computer starting up. MUSIC:    A soothing sound bed of muzak plays. Gentle pad synths, limited percussion, slow and whooshy. COMPUTER:     Good morning, Wyatt Carney. You have died. WYATT:     (waking up) Wuh– What’s going on? Who’s there? Where am I? COMPUTER: […]

in which Corin gets a strange call, Meredith takes a break, the damnation and ruination squad rolls around, Kimzzzzzzzzzz’s romantic life gets more complicated, and Tayla the Nayla “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar or […]

New show: NeverRad.comComic-Con in San Diego: July 17th-21London Podcast Festival: September 7-15thGet in touch on social media if you’re going to be at either! Hello, Kakos Industries Shareholders. My name is Conrad Miszuk and, if you believe the cover story, then I am the creator of Kakos Industries. If you don’t believe the cover story, […]

in which we learn sexiness is subjective, we learn a new smell, Meredith keeps on keepin’ on, and Van Nessa “wins” The Ruin-A_Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar or more a month. Intro: […]

in which you have some uncomfortable memories, we hear an amazing story from Hell, light is shed on the personal life of Kimzzzzzzzzzz, Corin discovers an unusual support group, and Beng “wins” the Ruin-A-Life drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcript: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and […]

Survey: KakosIndustries.com/survey Never Rad Miscellany Tickets: NeverRad.com/ticket Meet up at Comic Con International in San Diego TBA Transcription: Hello, Kakos Industries shareholders. My name is Conrad Miszuk, and if you believe the cover story, then I am the creator of Kakos Industries. If you don’t believe the cover story, then I am a detailed hologram […]

in which you feel a certain Thwiccness, we witness dramatic acrobatic feats, preparations are hinted at for the Darkest Universe, you feel affirmed, and A Sad Maiden “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of […]

in which you get some wiser words to ponder over, you consider the nature of texture issues, you think about beastly appendages, you step in a puddle of Dana, and Red Renton “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, […]

The Live Episode from February 10th, 2019 in Phoenix, Arizona. CW: References to Euthanasia/Suicide. [[Kakos Bells]] Intro: What you are about to hear is positive, honest, and uplifting entertainment. [[Guitar Intro]] Greetings. Welcome. Take your seats. Feel free to get a drink at any time because you’re going to need it. It’s really best that […]

kakosindustries.com/ticket Hello, Kakos Industries Shareholders. My name is Conrad Miszuk, and, if you believe the cover story, then you can see me live this weekend. That’s right, we’re just two days out from the live show on February 10th at 7PM at The Valley Bar in Phoenix, Arizona. If you’re anywhere nearby, please check it […]

TL;DL I’m taking a break until March. Please fill out the survey at kakosindustries.com/survey Hello, Kakos Industries listeners. It’s me Conrad again. Before I get into the news segment proper, I want to highlight that I have put together a survey that I am hoping you will fill out for me. You can find it […]

Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar or more a month. Intro: What you are about to hear is gonna make that booty work work work work. Junior: Hello and welcome to the Kakos Industries corporate shareholder announcements. At Kakos […]

Come join us February 10th, 2019! KakosIndustries.com/ticket Hello Kakos Industries Shareholders. My name is Conrad Miszuk, and if you believe the cover story, then I am the creator of Kakos Industries. If you don’t believe the cover story, then I am the poster model for a series of “Hey, blame this guy for all the […]

KakosIndustries.com/Ticket Direct: https://www.valleybarphx.com/event/1817137 Podcon Meet: https://www.facebook.com/events/366153357510292/ Transcription: Hello, Kakos Industries Shareholders. The ticket link for the February 10th, 2019 Kakos Industries live show in Phoenix, Arizona is now live. Please head to KakosIndustries.com/ticket to be redirected to the event page and to buy yours today. Or you can find this posting on kakosindustries.com to find […]

in which Corin cuts way back, Yule and New Year’s are recapped, preparations are made for The Festival of Darkness and something to do with cars, we continue to wonder about that woman with the eyes, the dangers of radiation become clear, fireworks keep us up, and Am Tubee Izz “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do […]

Podcon Meet Up: https://www.facebook.com/events/366153357510292/?ti=cl Live Show: February 10th, Valley Bar Help us make that game: inquiries@kakosindustries.com Transcription: Hello, Kakos Industries Shareholders. My name is Conrad Miszuk and if you believe the cover story, then I am the creator of Kakos Industries. If you don’t believe the cover story, then I live a life of pampered […]

in which Soundman Steven discovers a new interest, Junior does some work-shopping, we learn to make some amazing crafts, and Squid Squad, the Squad of Squids, “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a […]

Store.KakosIndustries.com for sweet deals. YouTube.com/KakosIndustries for CC episodes. Brawl Stream Dec. 21st at 7PM MST. Hello, Kakos Industries Shareholders. My name is Conrad Miszuk, and if you believe the cover story then I have gone to the mountain tops, hid there for months and months, and returned with Kakos Industries wrought only from my frantic […]

in which your dread is alleviated, the hunt is on for another monster, Corin deals with some unwanted guests and also his mortality, Color Green Springsteen “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing, and it’s HALLOWEEN AF. Do Evil Better. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider […]

https://www.patreon.com/posts/22274977 Transcription: Hello, Kakos Industries shareholders. My name is Conrad Miszuk, and if you believe the cover story, then I am the creator of Kakos Industries. If you don’t believe the cover story, then I have been hanging around Kakos Industries trying to meet women for years, and the company just got used to my […]

in which you have this terrible sinking feeling, you stub your toe, you recover from a great workout, something about an ICBM, dry skin is in, Kakos Industries gets to work on “better butts”, and Moodie Bleu “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.   Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that […]

In which we try to distract the Universe itself, You enjoy the fabulous Halloween Party, and Pidge Pidgerton “wins” The Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. Ryan: What you are about to […]

Check out the newest installment of “Junior Hates This” over on our Patreon. Direct link: https://www.patreon.com/posts/21381183 Transcript: Hello Kakos Industries shareholders. My name is Conrad Miszuk, and if you believe the cover story, then I am the creator Kakos Industries. If you don’t believe the cover story, then you’re listening to the wrong music. Bad […]

Featuring Julia Morizawa! Hear more from her: JuliaMorizawa.com In this broadcast, you get turned off from pork, out of failure springs a beautiful tree, we get a lecture in the arts, Corin and Soundman try to work out their problems, you put on an extra sock, and Aubrey Rose “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil […]

https://www.patreon.com/posts/20425889 – Bonus Episode Direct Link inquiries@kakosindustries.com – If you are an animator, concept artist, or 3D modeler, please get in touch. Transcript: Hello Kakos Industries shareholders. My name is Conrad Miszuk, and if you believe the cover story, then I am the creator Kakos Industries. If you don’t believe the cover story, then it […]