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Episode 73 - The Visitor Center19 Dec 202401:45:21

Welcome to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast podcast, the Jurassic Park podcast about Michael Crichton's 1990 novel Jurassic Park, and also not about that, too. 

Find the episode webpage at: Episode 73 - The Visitor's Center.

In this episode (stream it here), my terrific guest Lindsey Kinsella returns to the show to chat with me about:

the carnotaurus, his novel The Lazarus Taxa, neat twists, his novel The Heart of Pangea, Dimetrodon narrators, naming characters, "That moment" in the book, Thylacines, Homotheriums, his new book Broken Voyage, writing from an animal's point of view, his upcoming writing projects, and much more!

Find his new book, Broken Voyage

Book review:

Stranded in the Arctic, the international crew of an illegal whaler find themselves in a race for survival. Can they survive the cold, the sea, and, most of all, each other?

Pushed to desperation in a bleak world ravaged by climate change, Lora M’Bandi flees her homeland to join a group of unlikely outcasts aboard the whaling ship Livyatan. When an explosion rips through the vessel, the crew become shipwrecked deep inside the Arctic Circle—sabotaged by one of their own. Now, they must trek across the treacherous sea ice to reach dry land before the ice retreats—all the while with a traitor in their midst and fearsome predators stalking their every move.

Available at this link! Plus dinosaur news about:

Featuring the music of Snale https://snalerock.bandcamp.com/

Intro: Black Coffee, and the Outro: T-Shirts.

The Text:

Nothing this time.

Then:  

Jurassic Park (1993): Sc. 8 "The Visitor Center"

David Koepp's first draft, and Malia Scotch-Marmo's rewrite of Michael Crichton's draft of the script. 

Corrections:

Side effects: 

May cause you to become a mainstream science denier, and definitely someone who doesn't believe everything they read! 

Find it on iTunes, on Spotify (click here!) or on Podbean (click here).

Thank you!

The Jura-Sick Park-cast is a part of the Spring Chickens banner of amateur intellectual properties including the Spring Chickens funny pages, Tomb of the Undead graphic novel, the Second Lapse graphic novelettes, The Infantry, and the worst of it all, the King St. Capers.

You can find links to all that baggage in the show notes, or by visiting the schickens.blogpost.com or finding us on Facebook, at Facebook.com/SpringChickenCapers or on Youtube by searching for the “Juras-Sick Park-Cast podcast” or on Tumblr @misterrogers22 or on X at @RogersRyan22 or email me at ryansrogers-at-gmail.com

Thank you, dearly, for tuning in to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast, the Jurassic Park podcast where we talk about the novel Jurassic Park, and also not that, too. Until next time! 

#JurassicPark #MichaelCrichton

Episode 72 - It's a Dinosaur!09 Nov 202401:38:12

Welcome to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast podcast, the Jurassic Park podcast about Michael Crichton's 1990 novel Jurassic Park, and also not about that, too. 

Find the episode webpage at: Episode 72 - Isla Nublar.

In this episode (stream it here!), my terrific guest Dr. Hannah McGregor joins the show to chat with me about:

the Stanley Park raccoons, tales about animals out in the wild, the book Clever Girl, podcasts, feminism in Jurassic Park (Spielberg, 1993), the Pop Classics Series by ECW Press, cracking open popular films for cultural analysis, her favourite dinosaur, the Canadian Museum of Nature, Tyrannosaurus lips, Man v. Nature, Bushed by Earle Virney, Man v. Moose/Skunk, Crichton's shortfalls, unpacking the inextricable themes of Jurassic Park, Spielberg's retelling of John Landis's failures while filming the Twighlight Zone (1983), Pandora's Box, patriarchal cultures, the site of conflict between control and chaos, de-colonization as a New World Order, viewing Hammond as specifically coded as a colonizer/Colonialist, drawing some connections between Hammond and Claire Dearing (Bryce Dallas Howard's character in Jurassic World), putting Harry Potter into Critical Theory in podcast form: Witch, Please and the current-running Material Girls podcast, and much more!

Find her new book, Clever Girl

A smart and incisive exploration of everyone’s favorite dinosaur movie and the female dinosaurs who embody what it means to be angry, monstrous, and free.

The Jurassic Park series is one of the most famous and profitable movie franchises of all time — an entire generation of people has never known life without these CGI dinosaurs. The movie spectacle broke film and merchandising records, pioneered special effects, and made Jeff Goldblum into an unlikely sex symbol, and now it has also been re-envisioned as a classic of queer feminist storytelling.

In Clever Girl, Hannah McGregor argues that the female-only dinosaurs of Jurassic Park are stand-ins for monstrous women, engineered by men to be intelligent, violent, and adaptive, and whose chaos resists the systems designed to control them. As they run wild through their prison, a profit-driven theme park, they destroy the men and structures who mistakenly believed in their own colonialist and capitalist power, showing the audience what it means to be angry, monstrous, and free. The velociraptors were not just jump scares for children but also revelatory and predatory symbols of feminist rage. Clever girls, indeed.

Available at this link: Clever Girl! 

Plus dinosaur news about:

Featuring the music of Snale https://snalerock.bandcamp.com/

Intro: Chinese Cafe, and the Outro: Death of a Dream.

The Text:

Nothing this time.

Then:  

Jurassic Park (1993): Sc. 7 "It's a Dinosaur!"

David Koepp's first draft, and Malia Scotch-Marmo's rewrite of Michael Crichton's draft of the script. 

Corrections:

To be very clear, Hannah McGregor is one author in the Pop Culture series, in which there are many authors. I was unclear on that, but you don't have to be unclear on it, thanks to this correction! 

Side effects: 

May cause you to become a mainstream science denier, and definitely someone who doesn't believe everything they read! 

Find it on iTunes, on Spotify (click here!) or on Podbean (click here).

Thank you!

The Jura-Sick Park-cast is a part of the Spring Chickens banner of amateur intellectual properties including the Spring Chickens funny pages, Tomb of the Undead graphic novel, the Second Lapse graphic novelettes, The Infantry, and the worst of it all, the King St. Capers.

You can find links to all that baggage in the show notes, or by visiting the schickens.blogpost.com or finding us on Facebook, at Facebook.com/SpringChickenCapers or on Youtube by searching for the “Juras-Sick Park-Cast podcast” or on Tumblr @misterrogers22 or on X at @RogersRyan22 or email me at ryansrogers-at-gmail.com

Thank you, dearly, for tuning in to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast, the Jurassic Park podcast where we talk about the novel Jurassic Park, and also not that, too. Until next time! 

#JurassicPark #MichaelCrichton

Episode 63 - The Beach14 Sep 202301:17:41

Welcome to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast podcast, the Jurassic Park podcast about Michael Crichton's 1990 novel Jurassic Park, and also not about that, too. 

Find the episode webpage at: Episode 63 - The Beach.

In this episode, my terrific guests Dave Rossi and Ethan Ullman from Dave and Ethan's 2000" Weird Al Podcsat join the show to chat with me about:

Now That's What I Call Polka!, weirdalpodcast.com, The Lost World: Jurassic Park, major dinosaur fans, reading Jurassic Park, Crichton's employ of hubris, Dippy the Diplodocus, attending Weird Al concerts and the "Al-Induced Haze," becoming a part of the greater Al fandome, being extras in Weird: The Al Yankovich Story, their detailed recap of being extras in the film, being collectors, defining the Yankosaurus (and the Polkaroo), Weird al and Jurassic Park (the film), having fun chatting about Weird Al's Jurassic Park music video, the hilarious graphic violence, Frank's 2000" TV, and much more!

Plus dinosaur news about:

Featuring the music of Snale https://snalerock.bandcamp.com/

Intro: Chinese Cafe.  Outro: Sally Ride.

The Text:

This week’s text is The Beach, spanning from pages 393 – 395.

Synopsis:

The nest invaders, Gennaro, Grant and Sattler, follow the velociraptors through subterranean tunnels, out a beach, and upon observing their strange behaviour, Grant is struck with an epiphany, that they are instinctually driven to migrate! 

Discussions surround:

Humility Before Nature, and The Name Game!

Corrections:

Side effects: 

Careful ... things may get weird!

Find it on iTunes, on Spotify (click here!) or on Podbean (click here).

Thank you!

The Jura-Sick Park-cast is a part of the Spring Chickens banner of amateur intellectual properties including the Spring Chickens funny pages, Tomb of the Undead graphic novel, the Second Lapse graphic novelettes, The Infantry, and the worst of it all, the King St. Capers.

You can find links to all that baggage in the show notes, or by visiting the schickens.blogpost.com or finding us on Facebook, at Facebook.com/SpringChickenCapers or me, I’m on twitter at @RogersRyan22 or email me at ryansrogers-at-gmail.com

Thank you, dearly, for tuning in to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast, the Jurassic Park podcast where we talk about the novel Jurassic Park, and also not that, too. Until next time! 

#JurassicPark #MichaelCrichton

Episode 62 - Hammond17 Aug 202301:33:55

Welcome to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast podcast, the Jurassic Park podcast about Michael Crichton's 1990 novel Jurassic Park, and also not about that, too. 

Find the episode webpage at: Episode 62 - Hammond.

In this episode, my terrific guest Dr. Spencer Lucas joins the show to chat with me about:

the greatness of New Mexico, reading Jurassic Park, watching Jurassic Park, Sam Neill, rediscovered animals like the Coelocanth, will we discover true extra terrestrials soon?, the UFO Festival in Roswell, NM, the plausibility of Crichton's science fiction, The House Oversight subcommittee's hearing on UFOs, neat details about Tyrannosaurus, field work in New Mexico, the Permian Age, continental Pangea, ancient climates, chaos theory, how to make sense of extinction events, Permian insects and the meganeuran dragonflies, "God had an inordinate fondness for beetles," cockroaches, giant millipedes, amber deposits, coelophysis, the incredible similarities between Triassic dinosaurs and birds, eucoelophysis, silesaurids, dinosaur origins, visiting the New Mexico Museum of Natural History and Science, and much more!

Plus dinosaur news about:

Featuring the music of Snale https://snalerock.bandcamp.com/

Intro: Buzzsaw Partyboy.  Outro: Black Licorice.

The Text:

This week’s text is Hammond, spanning from pages 390 – 393.

Synopsis:

Yo, Hammond dies!

Discussions surround:

The Illusion of Control, Island Layout, Timeline, Believe Me, I Know!, Crichton Tropes, Hubris and Hammond's Dream.

Corrections:

Side effects: 

May cause you to leave behind non-human biologics!

Find it on iTunes, on Spotify (click here!) or on Podbean (click here).

Thank you!

The Jura-Sick Park-cast is a part of the Spring Chickens banner of amateur intellectual properties including the Spring Chickens funny pages, Tomb of the Undead graphic novel, the Second Lapse graphic novelettes, The Infantry, and the worst of it all, the King St. Capers.

You can find links to all that baggage in the show notes, or by visiting the schickens.blogpost.com or finding us on Facebook, at Facebook.com/SpringChickenCapers or me, I’m on twitter at @RogersRyan22 or email me at ryansrogers-at-gmail.com

Thank you, dearly, for tuning in to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast, the Jurassic Park podcast where we talk about the novel Jurassic Park, and also not that, too. Until next time! 

#JurassicPark #MichaelCrichton

Episode 61 - Descent10 Aug 202301:32:33

Welcome to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast podcast, the Jurassic Park podcast about Michael Crichton's 1990 novel Jurassic Park, and also not about that, too. 

Find the episode webpage at: Episode 61 - Descent.

In this episode, my terrific guest Dr. David Varricchio joins the show to chat with me about:

fieldwork in Montana, seeing Jurassic Park in 1993 at a private screening held at the Museum of the Rockies, how it impacted Jack Horner's lab, pronouncing Choteau and buttes, excavating dinosaur skeletons, visiting Egg Mountain, orodromeus, volcanoes of Montana and thick ash beds, 'undergroundology,' oryctodromeus and realizing he was excavating a burrow!, Robert Bakker predicting burrowing dinosaurs, how big could burrowing dinosaurs be?, birds we know that burrow, how similar are Troodons and Velociraptors?, the status of the validity of Troodon, comparing steonychosaurus to troodon, toodon nests / egg clutches, egg strength, do troodons have egg teeth?, dromaeosaurid nesting behaviour, and much more!

Plus dinosaur news about:

Featuring the music of Snale https://snalerock.bandcamp.com/

Intro: Toucans.  Outro: Chinese Cafe.

The Text:

This week’s text is Descent, spanning from pages 384 – 390.

Synopsis:

Gennaro is forced down the rabbit hole where they land in the raptor nest. It’s filled with dozens of raptors, of various ages. Grant supposes there have been multiple generations born on the island, and then they get to counting the eggs, the egg shells, but are ultimately distracted by the animals’ conspicuous and unusual behaviour: why are they all lining up in this unusual northeast-southwest formation? Then, the raptors are sprint out of the nest and “into the darkness beyond.” 

Discussions surround:

Timeline, Alice's Adventurees in Wonderland, and Rebirth

Corrections:

Side effects: 

May cause you to self-identify as being as Mad as a Hatter. 

Find it on iTunes, on Spotify (click here!) or on Podbean (click here).

Thank you!

The Jura-Sick Park-cast is a part of the Spring Chickens banner of amateur intellectual properties including the Spring Chickens funny pages, Tomb of the Undead graphic novel, the Second Lapse graphic novelettes, The Infantry, and the worst of it all, the King St. Capers.

You can find links to all that baggage in the show notes, or by visiting the schickens.blogpost.com or finding us on Facebook, at Facebook.com/SpringChickenCapers or me, I’m on twitter at @RogersRyan22 or email me at ryansrogers-at-gmail.com

Thank you, dearly, for tuning in to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast, the Jurassic Park podcast where we talk about the novel Jurassic Park, and also not that, too. Until next time! 

#JurassicPark #MichaelCrichton

Episode 60 - Almost Paradigm03 Aug 202301:35:48

Welcome to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast podcast, the Jurassic Park podcast about Michael Crichton's 1990 novel Jurassic Park, and also not about that, too. 

Find the episode webpage at: Episode 60 - Almost Paradigm.

In this episode, my terrific guests Matt Kelly and Matthew Milligan of the Weird Al-gorithm podcast join the show to chat with me about:

PeeWee Herman and Paul Reubens, The Bicycle Thieves, Weird Al Yankovich, One Hit Thunder, Wheatus, podcasting, digging through music shops to find Weird Al albums, polkas, Yoda, MacArthur Park, Alapalooza, Off The Deep End, Bohemian Rhapsody v. Bohemian Polka, the punkrock roots of Weird Al, Green Jelly, claymation by Mark Osborne and Scott Nordlund, music videos, Dinosaurs Attack!, Barney the Dinosaur, I Love You, You Hate Me, parody choices, UHF, the Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesotra, and much more!

Plus dinosaur news about:

Featuring the music of Snale https://snalerock.bandcamp.com/

Intro: Toucans.  Outro: Chinese Cafe.

The Text:

This week’s text is Almost Paradigm, spanning from pages 380 – 384.

Synopsis:

Hammond is uncomfortable with Malcolm’s sepsis, and leaves for a walk believing that the park is under control now, and is safe. On his walk back to his bungalow, he stews over how unfit everyone he’d hired to work at Jurassic Park had been, blaming them all for its downfall – and taking no responsibility of his own. Then he hears the roar of the juvenile tyrannosaurus, and panics. Out of fear and anger, he winds up falling down a ravine, landing in a river below, with a broken ankle. It turns out the tyrannosaur roar is just a recording being broadcast over loud speakers, as Tim and Lex are playing around on the computer in the control room, and there was no danger after all. 

Discussions surround:

Dramatic Irony, Responsibility and Safety, Considering whether or not you should, and Almost Paradise v. Almost Paradigm.

Corrections:

I said that Nedry didn't turn off the fences in the movie - when, of course he did. Arnold also turns off the power, but Nedry did it first. My mistake. Sorry. 

Side effects: 

May cause you to become ... weird!

Find it on iTunes, on Spotify (click here!) or on Podbean (click here).

Thank you!

The Jura-Sick Park-cast is a part of the Spring Chickens banner of amateur intellectual properties including the Spring Chickens funny pages, Tomb of the Undead graphic novel, the Second Lapse graphic novelettes, The Infantry, and the worst of it all, the King St. Capers.

You can find links to all that baggage in the show notes, or by visiting the schickens.blogpost.com or finding us on Facebook, at Facebook.com/SpringChickenCapers or me, I’m on twitter at @RogersRyan22 or email me at ryansrogers-at-gmail.com

Thank you, dearly, for tuning in to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast, the Jurassic Park podcast where we talk about the novel Jurassic Park, and also not that, too. Until next time! 

#JurassicPark #MichaelCrichton

Episode 59 - Under Control06 Jul 202301:47:51

Welcome to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast podcast, the Jurassic Park podcast about Michael Crichton's 1990 novel Jurassic Park, and also not about that, too. 

Find the episode webpage at: Episode 59 - Under Control.

In this episode, my terrific guest Dr. Darren Naish joins the show to chat with me about:

missing a recent conference, azhdarchids, Prehistoric Planet on Apple+ TV, barbaridactylus, hatzegopteryx, quetzelcoatlus, nyctosaurs, pterosaur preservation, pterodactylus, the Solnhofen Limestone and lagerstatten, depositional environments creating a fossil bias, rhamphorhynchoids, cearadactylus, Jurassic Park 3, how birds and pterosaurs may have interracted, integuement structures on pterosaur and dinosaur bodies, yutyrannus, feathered dinosaurs, more modern depictions of dinosaurs in media, recreating living and breathing dinosaurs, cryptozoology and potential non-avian dinosaurs living out there somewhere in the world: mokele mbembe, emela-ntouka, and mbielu-mbielu-mbielu, secret secrets about upcoming Star Wars projects, Star Wars being influenced by dinosaurs, and much more!

Check out his blog and podcast Tetrapod Zoology and his books:

  Dinopedia: A Brief Compendium of Dinosaur Lore now available.

 

  Dive into prehistoric waters and discover extraordinary sea monsters who reigned the ocean for 150 million years now available.

 

Plus dinosaur news about:

Featuring the music of Snale https://snalerock.bandcamp.com/

Intro: Sally Ride.  Outro: Shelter Dog.

The Text:

This week’s text is Under Control, spanning from pages 369 – 379.

Synopsis:

Things are back under control. The computer’s functioning properly, the Visitor Center and Safari Lodge are secure, there aren’t any dinosaurs in the norther sector,  and the authorities are on their way. Even the air-conditioning is working again! And a medic is coming for Malcolm.

The carnage has been measured: out of 24 people on the island, eight were dead and six were missing (p. 269). The National Guard is on its way – and the Costa Rican guard is surely speaking with Washington D.C., to discuss what these Americans are doing out on Isla Nublar. This international conversation may be slowing down the medical response, the novel suggests (p. 369).

Grant recruits Muldoon, Sattler and Gennaro to investigate the velociraptor nests, to inspect them and estimate how many animals have been born in Jurassic Park. Before they go, they discover a secret bunker at the maintenance shed equipping them with nerve gas for defense against the raptors.

They travel to the southern fields and follow a juvenile velociraptor to the nest.

Discussions surround:

The Dinosaurs, Equilibrium, Shipping News, Damned Gennaro, Timeline, Contrivances in Plot, and Big Questions.

Corrections:

I incorrectly correlated “rediscovered” animals with cryptid animals – they are categorically different. A rediscovered animal would be a known animal, if from nothing else, at least fossil evidence – cryptids on the other hand, are known anecdotally or only by witness accounts – not from verified evidence. So – that was not a correct line of thought, though I’m glad we were able to talk a bit about cryptids!

Side effects: 

May cause you to lose all your money to ₡hupacabraTM. 

Find it on iTunes, on Spotify (click here!) or on Podbean (click here).

Thank you!

The Jura-Sick Park-cast is a part of the Spring Chickens banner of amateur intellectual properties including the Spring Chickens funny pages, Tomb of the Undead graphic novel, the Second Lapse graphic novelettes, The Infantry, and the worst of it all, the King St. Capers.

You can find links to all that baggage in the show notes, or by visiting the schickens.blogpost.com or finding us on Facebook, at Facebook.com/SpringChickenCapers or me, I’m on twitter at @RogersRyan22 or email me at ryansrogers-at-gmail.com

Thank you, dearly, for tuning in to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast, the Jurassic Park podcast where we talk about the novel Jurassic Park, and also not that, too. Until next time! 

#JurassicPark #MichaelCrichton

Episode 58 - Destroying The World29 Jun 202301:22:15

Welcome to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast podcast, the Jurassic Park podcast about Michael Crichton's 1990 novel Jurassic Park, and also not about that, too. 

Find the episode webpage at: Episode 58 - Destroying The World.

In this episode, my terrific guest Dr. Peter Dodson joins the show to chat with me about:

the Festschrift special edition of the Anatomic Record (Dinosaurs: New Ideas from Old Bones) honouring the career of Dr. Peter Dodson, the special effects in Jurassic Park, Fantasia, his father's career as an academic biologist , Dr. Edwin Colbert, authoring dinosaur books, studying paleontology in Ottawa, Alberta and Canada, memories of working with Dr. Dale Russell, preparing an Albertosaurus specimen collected by the Sternbergs!, working in Alberta, discovering a terrific Lambeosaurus skeleton, paleontologist Lawrence Lambe being honoured in Lambeosaurus' name, what else do you find amongst the dinosaurs out in the field?, field work in Egypt and finding a large, strange skull, a 4m long coelocanth!, could dinosaurs consume salt water?, studying ceratopsians, sauropods and hadrosaurs, discovering and naming the Avaceratops lammersi, writing The Dinosauria, marital faux-pas naming a dinosaur after a woman who isn't your wife!, naming Auroraceratops rogosus, protoceratopsid Magnirostris dodsoni being named after him, extinct frog Nezpercius dodsoni was named after him, too, the Judith River Formation, the impact of the Royal Tyrrell Museum, and the fascinating revelation that we're learning about dinosaur colours, paleo proctology, and much more!

Bonus details include overhearing groceries being put away, my cat whining and distinctly audible thunder. Sorry about all that... I try my best. 

Plus dinosaur news about:

Featuring the music of Snale https://snalerock.bandcamp.com/

Intro: Sally Ride.  Outro: Shelter Dog.

The Text:

The Seventh Iteration, “Increasingly, the mathematics will demand the courage to face its implications.”

This week’s text is Destroying The World, spanning from pages 367– 369.

Synopsis:

Hammond believes they’ve saved the world by stopping the raptors from reaching the mainland, but Malcolm says that “life” would survive – that life finds a way to overcome all odds. “Life” is the greatest power; Hammond is deluded if he thinks otherwise. 

Discussions surround:

Life Finds a Way, Semantics, Power is Magic, Crichton Tropes 

Corrections:

I said Ernst Stromer was a paleontologist from the 1800s – which isn’t quite correct. Yes, he was born in 1886, but his work on Spinosaurus and his career as a paleontologist was spent almost entirely in the 1900s, including the famous trip the Bahariya Formation in 1910. So, he was a 20th century paleontologist whose magnum opus was certainly in the 1900s. I was incorrect in describing him as a paleontologist from the 1800s.

Also, I wondered if the expression “Crocodile Tears” may have come from crocodiles excreeting excess salt via tear ducts, and, upon looking into it, saltwater crocodiles are known to have tears which help rid them of the excess salt that they take in with their food.

Side effects: 

May cause nomenclaturial irony.

Find it on iTunes, on Spotify (click here!) or on Podbean (click here).

Thank you!

The Jura-Sick Park-cast is a part of the Spring Chickens banner of amateur intellectual properties including the Spring Chickens funny pages, Tomb of the Undead graphic novel, the Second Lapse graphic novelettes, The Infantry, and the worst of it all, the King St. Capers.

You can find links to all that baggage in the show notes, or by visiting the schickens.blogpost.com or finding us on Facebook, at Facebook.com/SpringChickenCapers or me, I’m on twitter at @RogersRyan22 or email me at ryansrogers-at-gmail.com

Thank you, dearly, for tuning in to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast, the Jurassic Park podcast where we talk about the novel Jurassic Park, and also not that, too. Until next time! 

#JurassicPark #MichaelCrichton

Episode 57 - Control22 Jun 202301:19:19

Welcome to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast podcast, the Jurassic Park podcast about Michael Crichton's 1990 novel Jurassic Park, and also not about that, too. 

Find the episode webpage at: Episode 57 - Control.

In this episode, my terrific guest Mike from Mike's Book Reviews joins the show to chat with me about:

I open with a joke that flops, how he started his YouTube channel, BookTube, finding time to read, his video on Jurassic Park, re-reading Jurassic Park, Crichton's voice clearly portrayed through Malcolm, our favourite characters like Hammond, Nedry, Grant, Malcolm, Sattler, and Muldoon, Jumanji (1995), Stephen King, adding chidren to your stories, dealing with how abnoxious Lex is, Crichton's character work, problematic heroes, Congo, Timeline, Sphere, Dune, the fate of the Big Rex, the stardom of Velociraptors, the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park, the Oncomouse, Next, chaos theory, why did Crichton not trust science?, Disclosure, our lists of the top Michael Crichton novels, Eaters of the Dead, The Great Train Robbery, and Mike's list of his favourite books of all time: Lonsome Dove, Hyperion, Jurassic Park, To Kill a Mockingbird, Gone With The Wind, Ender's Game, Fellowship of the Ring, A Storm of Swords, It and Dune! and much more!

You can find Mike at @MikesBookReviews on Facebook and YouTube, and @zepp1978 on Twitter and Instragram.

Plus dinosaur news about:

Featuring the music of Snale https://snalerock.bandcamp.com/

Intro: Truth Time.  Outro: Toucans.

The Text:

This week’s text is Lodge, spanning from pages 350 – 359.

Synopsis:

Tim, Lex, Grant and Gennaro rush to the Control room to get the power back on! Tim takes control of the computer, racing and struggling with the system, while guided with information from Gennaro, to switch to main power, restore power and contact the Anne B.

Discussions surround:

Show, Don't Tell, Uniform Maritime Law, Contrivances in Plot, and Cliff Hangers.

Corrections:

 

Side effects: 

May cause voices to sound like they're coming through a tin-can telephone. 

Find it on iTunes, on Spotify (click here!) or on Podbean (click here).

Thank you!

The Jura-Sick Park-cast is a part of the Spring Chickens banner of amateur intellectual properties including the Spring Chickens funny pages, Tomb of the Undead graphic novel, the Second Lapse graphic novelettes, The Infantry, and the worst of it all, the King St. Capers.

You can find links to all that baggage in the show notes, or by visiting the schickens.blogpost.com or finding us on Facebook, at Facebook.com/SpringChickenCapers or me, I’m on twitter at @RogersRyan22 or email me at ryansrogers-at-gmail.com

Thank you, dearly, for tuning in to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast, the Jurassic Park podcast where we talk about the novel Jurassic Park, and also not that, too. Until next time! 

#JurassicPark #MichaelCrichton

Episode 56 - The Lodge16 Jun 202301:39:24

Welcome to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast podcast, the Jurassic Park podcast about Michael Crichton's 1990 novel Jurassic Park, and also not about that, too. 

Find the episode webpage at: Episode 56 - The Lodge.

In this episode, terrific guest Dr. Jingmai O'Connor joins to the show to chat with me about:

tunnelling, antipodesWhen Dinosaurs Conquered the Skies, The Field Museum of Natural History's new spinosaurus exhibit, entering into vertebrate paleontology, inspiration from Donald Prothero, transitioning to the "dinosaur dark side," enantiornithines, moving to Beijing, assisstant professor Alida Bailleul, the origins of birds, the "multiple origins of dinosaurian flight hypothesis," the Berlin Specimen of Archaeopteryx, feathers and caudipteryx, a lack in the data of the origins of wings, but wings co-inciding with nesting, coloured eggs, and changes in reproductive behaviour, dinosaur eggs, Feathered Dinosaurs and the Origins of Flight, are dromaeosaurs secondarily flightless?, why birds survived the end-Cretaceous extinction event and Dr. Daniel FieldElsornis, baby enantiornithine bird's having costly energy demands leading to their extinction, the problematic gastric mills among enantiornithines, Green River fossil avifauna, specimens trapped in amber, Alida Bailleuls' exceptionally well preserved hyparcosaurus cellshuman rights violations in Myanmar, extracting more information from specimens in amber, comparing feathers in amber to lithic specimens, microraptor stomach contents, and much more!

https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhVE8eewS6p8BT0E84PPniFLFU4iLQ1jUpMj6bZam7HaPCdt8NPBRsYZp4Rl_yLMFD7OpCg35L7uv_lMiTQScs7Hms6yOKda5eX-rY8OQDEGHkJXIEel7MviYa3xmuxznvP85F_8Gy6aiBet9xOdIT_xG6bWbgok7k30uTwWoGZIL9EGjhAMDHmvOOO/s500/When-Dinosaurs-Conquered-Skies.jpg Jingmai is the author of When Dinosaurs Conquered the Skies! which is a non-fiction book for kids and teens in the Incredible Evolution series about what birds are, where they come from, and other fascinating facts about their evolution.

 

Plus dinosaur news about:

Featuring the music of Snale https://snalerock.bandcamp.com/

Intro: Do You Want To Leave Me, Or Do You Want To Stay.  Outro: Maybe Days.

The Text:

This week’s text is Lodge, spanning from pages 350 – 359.

Synopsis:

Malcolm relates the importance of showing humility before nature, as the raptors gnaw through the bars. Meanwhile, Lex and Tim escape the raptors into the nursery – sacrificing the infant raptor to the three other raptors pursuing them; before being reunited with Grant and Gennaro.

Grant weaponizes his knowledge of dinosaurs, and the toxins in Wu’s lab, to defeat the three raptors, before racing to the Control room. 

Discussions surround:

The Sword of Damocles, Show, Don't Tell, Crichton Tropes, Narrative Juxtaposition?, Control is a Hoax, Timeline, Doing the Math, Park Management, God Complex, and Rule of Threes.

Corrections:

Side effects: 

May cause you to google images of a prolapsed cloaca!

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Thank you!

The Jura-Sick Park-cast is a part of the Spring Chickens banner of amateur intellectual properties including the Spring Chickens funny pages, Tomb of the Undead graphic novel, the Second Lapse graphic novelettes, The Infantry, and the worst of it all, the King St. Capers.

You can find links to all that baggage in the show notes, or by visiting the schickens.blogpost.com or finding us on Facebook, at Facebook.com/SpringChickenCapers or me, I’m on twitter at @RogersRyan22 or email me at ryansrogers-at-gmail.com

Thank you, dearly, for tuning in to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast, the Jurassic Park podcast where we talk about the novel Jurassic Park, and also not that, too. Until next time! 

#JurassicPark #MichaelCrichton

Episode 55 - The Grid08 Jun 202301:11:53

Welcome to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast podcast, the Jurassic Park podcast about Michael Crichton's 1990 novel Jurassic Park, and also not about that, too. 

Find the episode webpage at: Episode 55 - The Grid.

In this episode, my terrific guest author Roselle Lim joins the show to chat with me about:

Forest fires, Tiny Toon Adventures, Steven Speilberg's endorsements, Jurassic Park, Sam Neill, Jeff Goldblum, Laura Dern, immigrating to Canada, how to put dinosaurs into your cookbook, eating crocodiles, Sophie Go's Lonely Hearts Club, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, wicked stepmothers, employing fairy tales and fables into creative fiction, cooking analogies!, writing hope into the endings, disgusing the villains in your life as characters in your novels, allusions to myths and fairy tales, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, Ian Malcolm's cynical perspective like Alice, a subversive text disguised as a children's tale, learning English from watching wreslting, Jurassic Park as a cautionary tale, social media, following the white rabbit, analyzing Dr. Alan Grant, Ellie was way too good for Grant, the insane land of Wonderland, navigating Wonderland, satirizing Victorian institutions like the monarchy, writing subversive texts inside children's literature, Jurassic Park as a subversive text, and much more!

Her latest novel: 

You can order it here: Sophie Go's Lonely Hearts Club

Plus dinosaur news about:

Featuring the music of Snale https://snalerock.bandcamp.com/

Intro: Black Licorice.  Outro: Sally Ride.

The Text:

This week’s text is The Grid, spanning from pages 345 – 350.

Synopsis:

Tim struggles to get power restored, in order to save their friends in the Lodge, but three raptors leap up to the balcony and enter the second floor of the Visitor Center. Lex and Tim snag a key card from a dead security officer and escape into another room. 

Discussions surround:

The history of Error 404 File Not Found.

Corrections:

Side effects: 

May cause you to smell forest fires from hundreds of miles away. 

Find it on iTunes, on Spotify (click here!) or on Podbean (click here).

Thank you!

The Jura-Sick Park-cast is a part of the Spring Chickens banner of amateur intellectual properties including the Spring Chickens funny pages, Tomb of the Undead graphic novel, the Second Lapse graphic novelettes, The Infantry, and the worst of it all, the King St. Capers.

You can find links to all that baggage in the show notes, or by visiting the schickens.blogpost.com or finding us on Facebook, at Facebook.com/SpringChickenCapers or me, I’m on twitter at @RogersRyan22 or email me at ryansrogers-at-gmail.com

Thank you, dearly, for tuning in to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast, the Jurassic Park podcast where we talk about the novel Jurassic Park, and also not that, too. Until next time! 

#JurassicPark #MichaelCrichton

Episode 54 - Return Part 325 May 202301:30:43

Welcome to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast podcast, the Jurassic Park podcast about Michael Crichton's 1990 novel Jurassic Park, and also not about that, too.

Find the episode webpage at: Episode 54 - Return Pt. 3.

In this episode, my terrific guest Dr. Tom R. Holtz Jr. joins the show to chat with me about:

field work, Jane the teenaged T. rex, Bob Dylan's birthday, Jurassic Park's (1993) has its 30th anniversary coming out, Crichton and Speilberg's efforts to produce an authentic dinosaur experience, introducing velociraptors to the public, Jurassic Park's lasting power, depicting dinosaurs in the Jurassic World franchise, the most prolific element of set design ever, a world without extinction, fossil tyrannosaurs at auction actually attracting more money than black market clones in Fallen Kingdom, centrosaurines with holes in their frills, Patchy from Walking With Dinosaurs, Johns Hopkins University, overcoming challenges collecting data, processing fossilized pollen to recreate paleoecosystems, how to operate the Phylogenetic Analysis Machine, acquiring the Truth with a capital T, transgressing the Scientific Era into the New Paradigm, The Arctometatarsalian Condition, running theropods, and then we geek out over Tyrannosaurus, and much more!

Plus dinosaur news about:

Featuring the music of Snale https://snalerock.bandcamp.com/

Intro: Black Coffee.  Outro: Black Licorice.

The Text:

This week’s text is Return, spanning from pages 317 – 344.

Synopsis:

Sixth Iteration – “Systems recovery may prove impossible” (p. 315).

In this final installment, Grant and Gennaro make it back to the visitor center; Tim and Lex make it to Control; and Ellie escapes with her life. 

Discussions surround:

The Sixth Iteration, The Dinosaurs, Doing the Math, Park Management, Island Layout.  

Find it on iTunes, on Spotify (click here!) or on Podbean (click here).

Thank you!

The Jura-Sick Park-cast is a part of the Spring Chickens banner of amateur intellectual properties including the Spring Chickens funny pages, Tomb of the Undead graphic novel, the Second Lapse graphic novelettes, The Infantry, and the worst of it all, the King St. Capers.

You can find links to all that baggage in the show notes, or by visiting the schickens.blogpost.com or finding us on Facebook, at Facebook.com/SpringChickenCapers or me, I’m on twitter at @RogersRyan22 or email me at ryansrogers-at-gmail.com

Thank you, dearly, for tuning in to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast, the Jurassic Park podcast where we talk about the novel Jurassic Park, and also not that, too. Until next time! 

#JurassicPark #MichaelCrichton

Episode 71 - Isla Nublar28 Aug 202401:36:45

Welcome to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast podcast, the Jurassic Park podcast about Michael Crichton's 1990 novel Jurassic Park, and also not about that, too. 

Find the episode webpage at: Episode 71 - Isla Nublar.

In this episode, my terrific guest A.C. Gleason joins the show to chat with me about:

editing texts, adapating the novel into the film, Jaws, Spielberg films, H.P. Lovecraft, Crichton's writing, Crichton's success at writing screenplays, considering what else could have been added or omitted from the text into the film, dinosaurs, velociraptors, smoothly delivering believable science fiction, the Epigraph by Linnaeus, intellectual properties, gaining power and much more!

Plus dinosaur news about:

Featuring the music of Snale https://snalerock.bandcamp.com/

Intro: Buzzsaw Partyboy, and the Outro: Sleepyhead.

The Text:

Stitches and seams in the text.

Then:  

Jurassic Park (1993): Sc. 6 "Isla Nublar."

David Koepp's first draft, and Malia Scotch-Marmo's rewrite of Michael Crichton's draft of the script. 

Corrections:

Side effects: 

May cause you to abbreviate the alphabet into a much easier to digest little ditty. 

Find it on iTunes, on Spotify (click here!) or on Podbean (click here).

Thank you!

The Jura-Sick Park-cast is a part of the Spring Chickens banner of amateur intellectual properties including the Spring Chickens funny pages, Tomb of the Undead graphic novel, the Second Lapse graphic novelettes, The Infantry, and the worst of it all, the King St. Capers.

You can find links to all that baggage in the show notes, or by visiting the schickens.blogpost.com or finding us on Facebook, at Facebook.com/SpringChickenCapers or on Youtube by searching for the “Juras-Sick Park-Cast podcast” or on Tumblr @misterrogers22 or on X at @RogersRyan22 or email me at ryansrogers-at-gmail.com

Thank you, dearly, for tuning in to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast, the Jurassic Park podcast where we talk about the novel Jurassic Park, and also not that, too. Until next time! 

#JurassicPark #MichaelCrichton

 

Episode 53 - Return Part 204 May 202301:46:12

Welcome to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast podcast, the Jurassic Park podcast about Michael Crichton's 1990 novel Jurassic Park, and also not about that, too. 

Find the episode webpage at: Episode 53 - Return Pt. 2.

In this episode, my terrific guest Ali Nabavizadeh joins the show to chat with me about:

Kansas, Kansas Official State Land fossil Silvisaurus, Tylosaurus, Pteranodon, the bloat and float hypothesis, The Wizard of Oz, Jurassic Park, fascinating areas of contestation, paleoart, the novel Jurassic Park, Triceratops beaks, mouthes, tongues, jaw power, and their hypothetical behaviours, triceratops and tyrannosaurs squaring off against each other, a tribute to the recently retired Dr. Peter Dodson in a special issue of Anatomical Record, An Illustrated Guide to Dinosaur Feeding Biology by Dr. Dave Weishampel and Dr. Ali Nabavzadeh, huge hadrosaurs, dental batteries, clarifying a hadrosaur's teeth, inset teeth in ornithischians, hadrosaur beaks, sauropod bites and digestion, surprises at the beginning of the novel, and much more!

Plus dinosaur news about:

Featuring the music of Snale https://snalerock.bandcamp.com/

Intro: Chinese Cafe.  Outro: Black Coffee.

The Text:

This week’s text is Return, spanning from pages 317 – 344.

Synopsis:

In this second installment, Grant turns the generators back on and finds Gennaro! Wu gets eviscerated and Tim and Lex confront a raptor in the kitchen! 

Discussions surround:

Show don't tell, Something went wrong, similarities, and Hubris.

Corrections:

Side effects: 

May cause bloating and floating, and subsequently becoming depicted in paleoart. 

Find it on iTunes, on Spotify (click here!) or on Podbean (click here).

Thank you!

The Jura-Sick Park-cast is a part of the Spring Chickens banner of amateur intellectual properties including the Spring Chickens funny pages, Tomb of the Undead graphic novel, the Second Lapse graphic novelettes, The Infantry, and the worst of it all, the King St. Capers.

You can find links to all that baggage in the show notes, or by visiting the schickens.blogpost.com or finding us on Facebook, at Facebook.com/SpringChickenCapers or me, I’m on twitter at @RogersRyan22 or email me at ryansrogers-at-gmail.com

Thank you, dearly, for tuning in to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast, the Jurassic Park podcast where we talk about the novel Jurassic Park, and also not that, too. Until next time! 

#JurassicPark #MichaelCrichton

Episode 52 - Return Part 127 Apr 202301:38:34

Welcome to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast podcast, the Jurassic Park podcast about Michael Crichton's 1990 novel Jurassic Park, and also not about that, too. 

Find the episode webpage at: Episode 52 - Return Pt. 1.

In this episode, my terrific guests Phil and Lindsay return to the show to chat with me about:

what types of podcasts they'd host themselves, how to pronounce that thing at the Royal Ontario Museum (Futalognkosaurus?!), To me, it will always be the Subway $5 Foot-long o-saurus, Beloved by Toni Morrison, It by Stephen King, Dracula, The Third Policeman, Vanity Fair, comparing Michael Crichton to your favourite authors, relating to the characters in Jurassic Park, relating Henry Wu's death to "Glenn" from The Walking Dead, (yo, don't click that link unless you know what's coming!), Ellie Sattler as bait, Dr. Henry Wu's hubris, who should have been bait to lure the raptors away, the complexity of ecosystems, who is Ian Malcolm?, a Biblical influence on Western ideology, Crichton's voice via Malcolm, and much more!

Featuring the music of Snale https://snalerock.bandcamp.com/

Intro: Buzzsaw Party Boy.  Outro: Chinese Cafe.

The Text:

This week’s text is Return, spanning from pages 317 – 344.

Sixth Iteration – “Systems recovery may prove impossible” (p. 315).

We’ll cover this in part three when there’s a bit more time available to us. 

Synopsis:

This chapter is huge – and so, please allow me to address this in portions, as we scheme to make this a multi-episode chapter. And indeed, it’s as consequential and meaningful as The Tour was, way back when we had to divide that chapter up into three parts.

In this first part: Grant drives back to the Visitor Center via the underground tunnel (p. 317), stashes the kids in the cafeteria at the visitor center, and then heads out to restore power at the generator shed. Meanwhile, Muldoon and Sattler conceive a plot to distract the raptors, ensuring Grant is free to move around.

But the raptors prove to be far more cunning than they could have imagined…

Discussions surround:

Timeline, Feminism, The Lodge, Contrivance in Plot, Park Management and the Island Layout. 

Corrections:

I said that in Utah there were more than 42 ecosystems now identified in the Mesozoic rocks, but my guest Dr. Jim Kirkland said "more than 30." So, I got that terrifically wrong!

Side effects: 

May cause you to become incredibly famous. 

Find it on iTunes, on Spotify (click here!) or on Podbean (click here).

Thank you!

The Jura-Sick Park-cast is a part of the Spring Chickens banner of amateur intellectual properties including the Spring Chickens funny pages, Tomb of the Undead graphic novel, the Second Lapse graphic novelettes, The Infantry, and the worst of it all, the King St. Capers.

You can find links to all that baggage in the show notes, or by visiting the schickens.blogpost.com or finding us on Facebook, at Facebook.com/SpringChickenCapers or me, I’m on twitter at @RogersRyan22 or email me at ryansrogers-at-gmail.com

Thank you, dearly, for tuning in to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast, the Jurassic Park podcast where we talk about the novel Jurassic Park, and also not that, too. Until next time! 

#JurassicPark #MichaelCrichton

Episode 51 - Control20 Apr 202302:03:18

Welcome to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast podcast, the Jurassic Park podcast about Michael Crichton's 1990 novel Jurassic Park, and also not about that, too. 

Find the episode webpage at: Episode 51 - Control.

In this episode, my terrific guest Lindsey Kinsella joins the show to chat with me about:

marketing titles internationally, his terrific novel The Lazarus Taxa, The Tanis Site and Dinosaurs: The Last Day / Dinosaur Apocalypse!, imagining living in Late Cretaceous North America, what influence does Jurassic Park play, being inspired to put in the amount of research for the novel that Michael Crichton did, why do kids love dinosaurs?, 65 (2023), time travel, Timeline, Lazarus taxa, Douglas Adams, leptoceratops, imagining dinosaur behaviours and palaeoecosystems, dinosaur diets, where to find the Lazarus Taxa, and much more!

Plus dinosaur news about:

Featuring the music of Snale https://snalerock.bandcamp.com/

Intro: Shelter Dog.  Outro: Buzzsaw Party Boy.

The Text:

This week’s text is Control, spanning from pages 298 – 314.

Synopsis:

While considering what to do with the tranquilized Tyrannosaur and boasting that full control has been restored to Jurassic Park, the auxiliary power runs out. As the power goes out, the waterfall is halted, and the electric door separating Grant from the kids is unlocked and opened.

Arnold and Wu review the system printout and sees that they’ve been running on auxiliary power since they reset the system back at 5:14 a.m. 

Discussions surround:

Doing the Math, Malcolm's History of the Western World, Timeline, Show, don't tell, Crichton Tropes, Contrivances of Plot, Movie Adaptations, Control is a Hoax, Hammond's Dream, and Island Layout.

Corrections:

I said that in Utah there were more than 42 ecosystems now identified in the Mesozoic rocks, but my guest Dr. Jim Kirkland said "more than 30." So, I got that terrifically wrong!

Side effects:  May cause your Leptoceratops to become a Kleptoceratops!

 

Find it on iTunes, on Spotify (click here!) or on Podbean (click here).

Thank you!

The Jura-Sick Park-cast is a part of the Spring Chickens banner of amateur intellectual properties including the Spring Chickens funny pages, Tomb of the Undead graphic novel, the Second Lapse graphic novelettes, The Infantry, and the worst of it all, the King St. Capers.

You can find links to all that baggage in the show notes, or by visiting the schickens.blogpost.com or finding us on Facebook, at Facebook.com/SpringChickenCapers or me, I’m on twitter at @RogersRyan22 or email me at ryansrogers-at-gmail.com

Thank you, dearly, for tuning in to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast, the Jurassic Park podcast where we talk about the novel Jurassic Park, and also not that, too. Until next time! 

#JurassicPark #MichaelCrichton

Episode 50 - Tyrannosaur13 Apr 202301:54:44

Welcome to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast podcast, the Jurassic Park podcast about Michael Crichton's 1990 novel Jurassic Park, and also not about that, too. 

Find the episode webpage at: Episode 50 - Tyrannosaur.

In this episode, my terrific guest Dr. Jim Kirkland joins the show to chat with me about:

Excavating dinosaurs, traversing the badlands, volunteers on the site, extracting soft tissues (but not DNA) from fossils, ankylosaurs, studying fossils, Utahraptor Megablock, 3D printing fossils,  naming dinosaurs after people, like: Nedcolbertia justinhoffmani, Martharaptor, Gastonia; dromaeosaurs, velociraptor, utahraptor, not naming a dinosaur after Steven Spielberg, Super Slasher, the future of paleontology, The Dinosaurs A - Z song from Dinosaur Train, tail-standing protoceratops, living and dying in dunes, and burrowing dinosaurs, and much more!

And The Mesozoic Terrestrial Ecosystems Conference is going to Utah in June.

One of Dr. Kirkland's talks on dromaeosaurs: Utahraptor and Dromaeosaurs.

Plus dinosaur news about:

Featuring the music of Snale https://snalerock.bandcamp.com/

Intro: Toucans.  Outro: Shelter Dog.

The Text:

This week’s text is Tyrannosaur, spanning from pages 288 – 298.

Synopsis:

Muldoon and Gennaro locate the Big Rex and head out to tranquilizer her. Meanwhile, Lex, Tim and Grant plummet over the waterfall where the Big Rex has been waiting to eat them. The tyrannosaur loses them in the water, but finds the life vest.

Meanwhile, Grant snags the kids, resuscitates Lex from drowning and leads them up a path behind the waterfalls to hide from the Tyrannosaur. Behind the falls, Grant finds a secured maintenance facility, golf cart, and juvenile velociraptor, but unfortunately, he gets separated from the kids by a locked door. He tranquilizes the raptor, discovering that it’s a male that was bred in the wild.

The kids, on the other hand, are locked out and the tyrannosaur bursts through the waterfalls, uses its tongue like an elephant trunk to catch Tim, and is about to eat him, when it falls asleep. 

Discussions surround:

The Dinosaurs, Timeline, Believe Me! I know!, Crichton Tropes, Contrivances in Plot, Park Management and Movie Adaptations. 

Corrections:

Side effects:  May cause you to threaten lawsuits to any and all people who use the word "Jurassic," and cost you having Utahraptor named after you. 

Find it on iTunes, on Spotify (click here!) or on Podbean (click here).

Thank you!

The Jura-Sick Park-cast is a part of the Spring Chickens banner of amateur intellectual properties including the Spring Chickens funny pages, Tomb of the Undead graphic novel, the Second Lapse graphic novelettes, The Infantry, and the worst of it all, the King St. Capers.

You can find links to all that baggage in the show notes, or by visiting the schickens.blogpost.com or finding us on Facebook, at Facebook.com/SpringChickenCapers or me, I’m on twitter at @RogersRyan22 or email me at ryansrogers-at-gmail.com

Thank you, dearly, for tuning in to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast, the Jurassic Park podcast where we talk about the novel Jurassic Park, and also not that, too. Until next time! 

#JurassicPark #MichaelCrichton

Episode 49 - Aviary06 Apr 202302:07:46

Welcome to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast podcast, the Jurassic Park podcast about Michael Crichton's 1990 novel Jurassic Park, and also not about that, too. 

Find the episode webpage at: Episode 49 - Aviary.

In this episode, my terrific guest Phil Hore returns to the show to chat with me about:

celebrating Australian birthdays, his novels, Dracula, The Mummy, The Three Musketeers, all that stuff!, Jack the Ripper (tours), the Aviary, JP III's pteranodons..., The Lost World, Dinosaur World, Paleo Planet, the pterosaurs, Cricthon's original script, Lex's voice in the audio book, the misconception that pterosaurs are dinosaurs, Crichton's writing process, why do kids love dinosaurs?, cloning and science, pterosaur feet, paleoartist John Conway and his depictions of pterosaurs, why the Spinosaurus murders the Tyrannosaurus, "thintelligence," then we open the entire book up and get right down to its core message! Phil SOLVES the novel in this episode, folks!, Phil Hore's Youtube channel, and his podcast: The Bizzare History of Australia, and much more!

Plus dinosaur news about:

Featuring the music of Snale https://snalerock.bandcamp.com/ 

Intro: Maybe Days.  Outro: Toucans.

The Text:

This week’s text is Aviary, spanning from pages 276 – 287.

Synopsis:

Arnold and Malcolm suppose that Grant and the kids are having challenging navigating the park, because they’ve yet to successfully trigger a motion sensor, and Malcolm shows that the 92 per cent coverage of the motion sensors has decidedly insufficient, to Arnold. Arnold hopes that nobody has gone into the aviary, because the pterosaurs are too dangerous.

Then, Grant and the kids enter the aviary and find that the pterosaurs are too dangerous, and escape with their lives – thanks to Lex’s baseball glove.

Meanwhile, Malcolm waxes philosophical with Sattler over the way of the world, and how misdirected we as a civilization have become.

Finally, Grant and the kids find themselves with nowhere to turn as two dilophosaurs are at the riverside where they’d like to pass. The tyrannosaur distracts them, as the raft slips by unnoticed. 

Discussions surround:

Show Don't Tell, The Dinosaurs, Control is a Hoax, Timeline, Feminism, Contrivances in the Plot, Park Management, Movie Adaptation, The Murphys at Home, Crichton Tropes, Thintelligence, Hammond's Dream, Almost Paradigm, Jurassic World Dominion and Island Layout.

Corrections:

 

Side effects: 

May cause guano droppings to streak across your body while you're running for cover!

Find it on iTunes, on Spotify (click here!) or on Podbean (click here).

Thank you!

The Jura-Sick Park-cast is a part of the Spring Chickens banner of amateur intellectual properties including the Spring Chickens funny pages, Tomb of the Undead graphic novel, the Second Lapse graphic novelettes, The Infantry, and the worst of it all, the King St. Capers.

You can find links to all that baggage in the show notes, or by visiting the schickens.blogpost.com or finding us on Facebook, at Facebook.com/SpringChickenCapers or me, I’m on twitter at @RogersRyan22 or email me at ryansrogers-at-gmail.com

Thank you, dearly, for tuning in to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast, the Jurassic Park podcast where we talk about the novel Jurassic Park, and also not that, too. Until next time! 

#JurassicPark #MichaelCrichton

April Fools!The Juras-Sick Park-Cast blooper reel01 Apr 202300:11:00

April Fools!

Well, since you spent the effort to download and click on this – here are a few … behind the scenes things, or outtakes from the show that I usually spend a lot of time taking out!

What's in here? A bunch of gross noises … and an interview with my cat.

This episode is trash – sorry you had to listen to it! This seems like something someone who was very appreciative that people were tuning in to listen to the show wouldn’t do – but … I’m not a wise man. I’m a big dumb Jurassic Park fan.

Thank you dearly for tuning in to the Juras Sick Park Cast blooper reel. I promise, I won’t do it again.

There's a SPIDER ON YOUR HEAD! Just kidding ... April Fools! 

Episode 48 - Search30 Mar 202301:19:47

Welcome to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast podcast, the Jurassic Park podcast about Michael Crichton's 1990 novel Jurassic Park, and also not about that, too. 

Find the episode webpage at: Episode 48 - Search.

In this episode, my terrific guest Dr. Elizabeth D. Jones joins the show to chat with me about:

My cat's name, the SECU DinoLab at the North Carolina Museum of Natural Science, how Jurassic Park introduced ancient DNA research to the world, Ancient DNA: The Making of a Celebrity Science, the embarrassing story of when she met paleontologist Mary Schweitzer, Schweitzer's paper: Soft tissue and cellular preservation in vertebrate skeletal elements from the Cretaceous to the present, < !! , the moral obligation of sharing history, The Jurassic Park Effect, debunking the Jurassic Park Hypothesis, figurative contamination, the problems with media taking the implications of some studies too far, 2022 Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine winner Svante Pääbo, celebrity science, if we can't clone dinosaurs, what extinct animals CAN we clone?, Colossal Biosciences and George Church, Snuffy, Cretaceous Creatures, the Duelling Dinosaurs!, dinosaur diets, more sense, and much more!

Plus dinosaur news about:

Featuring the music of Snale https://snalerock.bandcamp.com/

Intro: Sally Ride.  Outro: Maybe Days.

The Fifth Iteration

“Flaws in the system will not become severe” (p. 269).

The Text:

This week’s text is Search, spanning from pages 271 – 276.

Synopsis:

Gennaro and Muldoon investigate the site of the hadrosaur stampede when Arnold radios them, saying that he’s found Nedry’s stolen Jeep! Meanwhile, Grant awakens in the raft flowing down the river to Lex and Tim quarrelling about their dad, while microceratopses bounce in the branches above them.

When Muldoon and Gennaro reach the second Jeep, they find Nedry’s corpse and don’t bother “collecting him,” but do prioritize the weaponry, before returning to the site of the stampede. But there’s no sign of the Big Rex, so they have to wait for her to reappear.

Meanwhile, Grant and the kids flow up to the Aviary, and they climb out of the raft in search of a telephone or motion sensors.

Discussions surround:

Timeline, Contrivances in Plot, Park Management, Island Layout and Poetic Justice.

Corrections:

I totally didn't go to Raleigh, North Carolina on a road trip to see A Perfect Circle - I almost certainly went to Columbus, Ohio. My mistake!

Side effects:  May cause you to have a frustratingly difficult morning, but turn it all around with a fun conversation about dinosaurs!

 

Find it on iTunes, on Spotify (click here!) or on Podbean (click here).

Thank you!

The Jura-Sick Park-cast is a part of the Spring Chickens banner of amateur intellectual properties including the Spring Chickens funny pages, Tomb of the Undead graphic novel, the Second Lapse graphic novelettes, The Infantry, and the worst of it all, the King St. Capers.

You can find links to all that baggage in the show notes, or by visiting the schickens.blogpost.com or finding us on Facebook, at Facebook.com/SpringChickenCapers or me, I’m on twitter at @RogersRyan22 or email me at ryansrogers-at-gmail.com

Thank you, dearly, for tuning in to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast, the Jurassic Park podcast where we talk about the novel Jurassic Park, and also not that, too. Until next time! 

#JurassicPark #MichaelCrichton

Episode 47 - The Park23 Mar 202301:48:23

Welcome to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast podcast, the Jurassic Park podcast about Michael Crichton's 1990 novel Jurassic Park, and also not about that, too. 

Find the episode webpage at: Episode 47 - The Park.

In this episode, my terrific guest Gavin Bradley joins the show to chat with me about:

Living in Edmonton, paleontology in Alberta, Dinosaur Park the UNESCO World Heritage Site, Ireland, prospecting for fossils, the dinosaur paleofauna of Alberta, publishing academic papers, estimating body mass with dollar-store dinosaur figures, the connectivity in paleofauna between North America and Asia, gregarious Gorgosaurs, Dino 101 at the U of ASeparation Anxiety, his award-winning book of poetry, depicting tyrannosaurs in the novel, swimming dinosaurs, extant phylogenetic bracket for dinosaur hypotheses, and much more!

Plus dinosaur news about:

Featuring the music of Snale https://snalerock.bandcamp.com/ 

Intro: Hummingbird.  Outro: Sacrifice to the Inhuman Creature.

The Text:

This week’s text is The Park, spanning from pages 260 – 268.

Synopsis:

Grant, Lex and Tim scare away a maiasaura, climb down the tree and head back to the maintenance shed to get a raft to float down the Jungle River. Meanwhile, Arnold steps away from the monitors to meet with Hammond and Wu. Grant and the kids find a tranquilizer gun and head to the dock at the Lagoon. But the Big Rex is there, sleeping, so they sneak into the raft, but Lex blows their getaway by coughing, awakening Big Rex, and having her swim after them. 

Discussions surround:

The Dinoasurs, Timeline, Amphibian Visual Cortex, Tension, Feminism, Contrivances in Plot, Plotting the Book, God Complex, Chricton Tropes, and Island Layout.  

Side effects: 

May cause you to awkwardly quote T.S. Eliot and John Keats.

Find it on iTunes, on Spotify (click here!) or on Podbean (click here).

Thank you!

The Jura-Sick Park-cast is a part of the Spring Chickens banner of amateur intellectual properties including the Spring Chickens funny pages, Tomb of the Undead graphic novel, the Second Lapse graphic novelettes, The Infantry, and the worst of it all, the King St. Capers.

You can find links to all that baggage in the show notes, or by visiting the schickens.blogpost.com or finding us on Facebook, at Facebook.com/SpringChickenCapers or me, I’m on twitter at @RogersRyan22 or email me at ryansrogers-at-gmail.com

Thank you, dearly, for tuning in to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast, the Jurassic Park podcast where we talk about the novel Jurassic Park, and also not that, too. Until next time! 

#JurassicPark #MichaelCrichton

Episode 46 - Dawn16 Mar 202302:04:21

Welcome to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast podcast, the Jurassic Park podcast about Michael Crichton's 1990 novel Jurassic Park, and also not about that, too. 

Find the episode webpage at: Episode 46 - Dawn.

In this episode, my terrific guest Kristoph Ochs joins the show to chat with me about:

  SNALE, Steven Segal, Brendan Fraser, Nicholas Cage, Adam Sandler, Matthew McConaughey, Halle Berry, recommending Bullworth, the Olsen Twins, The Veloci-Pastor, The Jerry Show, Hexploitation Film Festival, horror films, Doug Jones, Killer Sofa, House Shark, Fathers' Day, The Raccoons, Cybertronic Spree, Transformers, 65, chickeny dinosaurs, All About Dinosaurs, and much more!  

Plus dinosaur news about:

Featuring the music of Snale https://snalerock.bandcamp.com/releases 

Intro: Hummingbird.  Outro: Sacrifice to the Inhuman Creature.

The Text:

This week’s text is Dawn, spanning from pages 251 – 259.

Synopsis:

Lex and Grant meet Ralph the infant triceratops after awaking at 5 a.m. in Sauropod Maintenance Shed 04. And the phones still aren’t working. As Grant and the kids go to trip a motion sensor and get rescued, Arnold inconveniently taken the motion sensors offline.

Meanwhile, Arnold can’t get the phones back on, so Wu and Gennaro convince him reset the system. They need these phones back on to call for a doctor for Malcolm. During the system reset, the tyrannosaur attacks the hadrosaurs, causing a stampede. Grant and the kids are caught in the midst of the hadrosaurs, and escape up a tree to safety. As the systems come back on, restoring the phone lines, the control room notices that the tyrannosaur has made a kill. 

Discussions surround:

Movie Adaptaions, The Dinosaurs, Timeline, Park Management, Contrivances in the Plot, Compared to the Movie.

Corrections:

 

Side effects: 

May cause you to spontaneously transform into a blood-thirsty velociraptor by night, hell-bent on killing "the right people." 

 

Find it on iTunes, on Spotify (click here!) or on Podbean (click here).

Thank you!

The Jura-Sick Park-cast is a part of the Spring Chickens banner of amateur intellectual properties including the Spring Chickens funny pages, Tomb of the Undead graphic novel, the Second Lapse graphic novelettes, The Infantry, and the worst of it all, the King St. Capers.

You can find links to all that baggage in the show notes, or by visiting the schickens.blogpost.com or finding us on Facebook, at Facebook.com/SpringChickenCapers or me, I’m on twitter at @RogersRyan22 or email me at ryansrogers-at-gmail.com

Thank you, dearly, for tuning in to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast, the Jurassic Park podcast where we talk about the novel Jurassic Park, and also not that, too. Until next time! 

#JurassicPark #MichaelCrichton

Episode 45 - The Park09 Mar 202301:52:15

Welcome to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast podcast, the Jurassic Park podcast about Michael Crichton's 1990 novel Jurassic Park, and also not about that, too. 

Find the episode webpage at: Episode 45 - The Park.

In this episode, my terrific guest Robbie Dorman returns to the show to chat with me about:

living all over the place, the Edmonton Oilers, how cold is it!?, UnderneathKiller Hockey Mascot, Gritty, Cocaine BearBurial, Fallout, ReGrowth, Akira, developing characters, The Simpsons, The Simopsons Show Podcast, Jurassic Park references in The Simpsons, lamenting over Lex in the second half of the novel, adapating Jurassic Park from novel into film, John Hammond, and much more!

Plus dinosaur news about:

Featuring the music of Snale https://snalerock.bandcamp.com/releases 

Intro: T-Shirts.  Outro: Death of a Dream.

The Text:

This week’s text is The Park, spanning from pages 244 – 251.

Synopsis:

Muldoon leads the cleanup crew in the park to repair the fences, meanwhile Harding and Hammond are out wrangling the dinosaurs which have escaped and returning them to their paddocks. They all return to Control where Muldoon argues with Hammond about not having any weapons strong enough to tackle the Big Rex. As their argument spills into the hallway, John Arnold explains to Donald Gennaro all the reasons why he believes Ian Malcolm and his chaos theory are wrong, and therefore, Jurassic Park is perfectly safe. 

Discussions surround:

Timeline, Believe Me! I Know!, Contrivances of Plot, Chaos Theory, Hubris, and Island Layout. 

Corrections:

I said that in the Life Of Pi, the special effects company was bankrupted because of the time and money spent creating the lion, when of course, in reality they went bankrupt because they were rendering the special effects for a tiger. My mistake! 

Side effects: 

May cause your nostrils to stick together, and shuttle-bus operators to wait until your car starts before they leave.

Find it on iTunes, on Spotify (click here!) or on Podbean (click here).

Thank you!

The Jura-Sick Park-cast is a part of the Spring Chickens banner of amateur intellectual properties including the Spring Chickens funny pages, Tomb of the Undead graphic novel, the Second Lapse graphic novelettes, The Infantry, and the worst of it all, the King St. Capers.

You can find links to all that baggage in the show notes, or by visiting the schickens.blogpost.com or finding us on Facebook, at Facebook.com/SpringChickenCapers or me, I’m on twitter at @RogersRyan22 or email me at ryansrogers-at-gmail.com

Thank you, dearly, for tuning in to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast, the Jurassic Park podcast where we talk about the novel Jurassic Park, and also not that, too. Until next time! 

#JurassicPark #MichaelCrichton

Episode 70 - The Inside Man14 Aug 202401:48:35

Welcome to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast podcast, the Jurassic Park podcast about Michael Crichton's 1990 novel Jurassic Park, and also not about that, too. 

Find the episode webpage at: Episode 70 - The Inside Man.

In this episode (stream it here!), my terrific guest Dr. Paul Barrett joins the show to chat with me about:

how to select which journal to publish in, the new Late Triassic sauropodomorph Musankwa sanyatiensis, the provenance of the holotype fossils, performing fieldwork off a houseboat in Lake Kariba, naming dinosaurs after boats, comparing a houseboat as a laboratory against a trailer for a field lab, interpreting the Pebbly Arkose Formation in which Musankwa was discovered, observing sauropodomorph diversity in the Late Triassic, tectonic shifting during the Late Triassic, surviving the End-Triassic extinction event, supervising PhD students and much more!

Plus, be sure to look into Dr. Barrett's new book A History of Dinosaurs in 50 Fossils

Dinosaurs have captivated the world since Megalosaurus was the first one named in 1824, and A History of Dinosaurs in 50 Fossils features fifty of the most momentous dinosaur findings from the fossil record. From rare fossil embryos that provide a glimpse into the early stage of dinosaur growth and development, to the claw of a Deinonychus, the dinosaur that served as a template for Jurassic Park’s terrorizing raptors, the book illustrates the enthralling evolutionary history of animals that ruled the Earth for more than 150 million years with 75 full-color illustrations. Each stunning fossil photograph, magnified for optimal detail, includes an entry explaining the importance of the discovery and the fossil’s significance in the larger evolutionary timeline. Themed chapters build off each other to depict a full and incredible story, including content on:

  • the origin and rise of dinosaurs
  • an introduction to major groups
  • biological characteristics like feeding, behavior, distribution, and locomotion
  • the first fossil birds, including the legendary feathered dinosaur, Archaeopteryx, considered widely to be the world’s first bird species

The book provides insight on what fossils tell us about dinosaur relationships, movement, diet, skin, teeth, and frills, and so much more. A History of Dinosaurs in 50 Fossils compiles centuries’ of the most exciting fossil findings that helped earn dinosaurs an enduring place in the public imagination. This authoritative and visually beautiful book will delight and inspire readers young and old, and help them understand the rise and fall of some of the most amazing creatures to roam Earth.

Plus dinosaur news about:

Featuring the music of Snale https://snalerock.bandcamp.com/

Intro: Toucans, and the Outro: Hummingbird.

The Text:

First, a review of the phone lines in Jurassic Park.

Then:  

Jurassic Park (1993): Sc. 5 "Subterfuge."

David Koepp's first draft, and Malia Scotch-Marmo's rewrite of Michael Crichton's draft of the script. 

Corrections:

Side effects: 

May cause you to forget to celebrate the upcoming release of your terrific guest's new terrific book on dinosaurs, A History of Dinosaurs in 50 Fossils!

Find it on iTunes, on Spotify (click here!) or on Podbean (click here).

Thank you!

The Jura-Sick Park-cast is a part of the Spring Chickens banner of amateur intellectual properties including the Spring Chickens funny pages, Tomb of the Undead graphic novel, the Second Lapse graphic novelettes, The Infantry, and the worst of it all, the King St. Capers.

You can find links to all that baggage in the show notes, or by visiting the schickens.blogpost.com or finding us on Facebook, at Facebook.com/SpringChickenCapers or on Youtube by searching for the “Juras-Sick Park-Cast podcast” or on Tumblr @misterrogers22 or on X at @RogersRyan22 or email me at ryansrogers-at-gmail.com

Thank you, dearly, for tuning in to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast, the Jurassic Park podcast where we talk about the novel Jurassic Park, and also not that, too. Until next time! 

#JurassicPark #MichaelCrichton

 

Episode 44 - Control02 Mar 202301:27:48

Welcome to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast podcast, the Jurassic Park podcast about Michael Crichton's 1990 novel Jurassic Park, and also not about that, too. 

Find the episode webpage at: Episode 44 - Control.

In this episode, my terrific guest Adam Buck joins the show to chat with me about:

  Smart devices, Saturday Night Live, Stefon, The Loop, The Lost Dinosaurs of Egypt, (and the documentary), archaeology, why kids love dinosaurs, Egypt, World War 2, Michael Crichton, Ernst Stromer, Spinosaurus, Jurassic Park, Tina Bowman and the compy, excavating archaeological digs in Greece, Fair's Fair Used Books in Calgary, Ontario Teacher's Strike of 1997, Halloween, depictions of visible minorities, Samuel L. Jackson's John Arnold, adapting Ellie Sattler from the novel into the film, Steven Spielberg and John Williams, which rock star is Jeff Goldblum emulating, and much more!  

Plus dinosaur news about:

Featuring the music of Snale https://snalerock.bandcamp.com/ 

Intro: Death of a Dream.  Outro: Sleepyhead.

The Text:

This week’s text is Control, spanning from pages 238 – 243.

Synopsis:

Arnold returns control to the island, and Muldoon wrangles a team to begin cleaning up after the storm. Gennaro then goes to recruit Harding for the cleanup mission, and finds Malcolm high on morphine, relating his memories of being attacked by the Tyrannosaur. Despite Malcolm putting on a brave face, Sattler makes it clear – he must get to a hospital as soon as possible if he’s to survive his injuries. 

Discussions surround:

The Dinosaurs, Timeline, Feminism, Plotting the Book and Park Management. 

Corrections:

I supposed that The Lost World was released in 1997, but of course, it was released in 1995. I must have got my copy in 1995 on a trip to ... Washington, D.C.? I stand by my story - I just don't remember all the details!

 

Side effects: 

May cause you to conspire against Snow White.   Find it on iTunes, on Spotify (click here!) or on Podbean (https://jurassickparkcast.podbean.com/).  

Thank you!

The Jura-Sick Park-cast is a part of the Spring Chickens banner of amateur intellectual properties including the Spring Chickens funny pages, Tomb of the Undead graphic novel, the Second Lapse graphic novelettes, The Infantry, and the worst of it all, the King St. Capers.

You can find links to all that baggage in the show notes, or by visiting the schickens.blogpost.com or finding us on Facebook, at Facebook.com/SpringChickenCapers or me, I’m on twitter at @RogersRyan22 or email me at ryansrogers-at-gmail.com

Thank you, dearly, for tuning in to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast, the Jurassic Park podcast where we talk about the novel Jurassic Park, and also not that, too. Until next time! 

#JurassicPark #MichaelCrichton

Episode 43 - In The Park23 Feb 202301:05:32

Welcome to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast podcast, the Jurassic Park podcast about Michael Crichton's 1990 novel Jurassic Park, and also not about that, too. 

Find the episode webpage at: Episode 43 - In The Park.

In this episode, my terrific guest Cole Medeiros joins the show to chat with me about:

Prequels, San Francisco's seals, Jurassic Park, parasaurolophus and pachycephalosaurus, reconstructing dinosaurs via shrink-wrapping, envisioning an imaginative Jurassic universe, reconciling what's canon between the novel and film universes, adapting the novel on the screen, Michael Crichton's writing style, comparing Nedry's death to Wu's death, what the heck Malcolm was talking about, home CRISPR kits!, writing prequels, wide open backstories for all the characters, emulating Crichton's writing style, 123 Fake St., check out his website, just like he mentioned in the show! ColeMedeiros.com and his card game: Gubs by Gamewright , hear about his upcoming prequel to Jurassic park, and much more!  

Plus dinosaur news about:

Featuring the music of Snale https://snalerock.bandcamp.com/

Intro: Sleepyhead.  Outro: Atom-Age Vampire-Cat In The Brain.

The Text:

This week’s text is In The Park, spanning from pages 233 – 238.

Synopsis:

Grant, Lex and Tim exit the Tyrannosaur paddock by climbing an electric fence, and find a maintenance shed to sleep in. Grant and Tim have a heart-to-heart about their lives and their pasts and their futures. 

Discussions surround:

Show Don't Tell, Timeline, Crichton Tropes, The Jurassic Expanded Universe, Comparisons to the Film, and Island Layout.

Corrections:

 

Side effects: 

May cause an addictive compulsion ot chase the White Rabbit.

 

Find it on iTunes, on Spotify (click here!) or on Podbean (click here).

 

Thank you!

The Jura-Sick Park-cast is a part of the Spring Chickens banner of amateur intellectual properties including the Spring Chickens funny pages, Tomb of the Undead graphic novel, the Second Lapse graphic novelettes, The Infantry, and the worst of it all, the King St. Capers.

You can find links to all that baggage in the show notes, or by visiting the schickens.blogpost.com or finding us on Facebook, at Facebook.com/SpringChickenCapers or me, I’m on twitter at @RogersRyan22 or email me at ryansrogers-at-gmail.com

Thank you, dearly, for tuning in to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast, the Jurassic Park podcast where we talk about the novel Jurassic Park, and also not that, too. Until next time! 

#JurassicPark #MichaelCrichton

Episode 42 - Control PART A16 Feb 202301:22:10

Welcome to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast podcast, the Jurassic Park podcast about Michael Crichton's 1990 novel Jurassic Park, and also not about that, too. 

Find the episode webpage at: Episode 42 - Control.

In this episode, my terrific guests Garret and Sabrina of I Know Dino join the show to chat with me about:

cool musuems around the world, visiting Canada, the ROM's Dawn of Life Gallery, reporting on SVP, podcasting, pronouncing dinosaur names, enjoying Jurassic Park the novel and the film, raptors in the kitchen, gallimimus stampeding, Alan Grant's character development, the resounding presence of the film, dinosaurs news!, enantiornithines and siledesauridae and ... seriously, check out Tom Holtz Jr.'s Twitter feed for dinosaur news - it's authoritative!, but also, visit and enjoy I Know Dino, Stegouros elengassen, soft tissues and gut contents, paleopathologies, the Crystal Park Dinosaurs, and much more!  

Plus dinosaur news about:

Featuring the music of Snale https://snalerock.bandcamp.com/releases 

Intro: Atom-Age Vampire-Cat In The Brain.  Outro: Hummingbird.

The Text:

This week’s text is Control, spanning from pages 228 – 233.

Synopsis:

John Arnold and Henry Wu search through the computer system to figure out what Dennis Nedry has done to the operating systems at Jurassic Park. They discover wht_rbt.obj, a command disguised as an object, that was Nedry’s trap door that links the security and perimeter systems and then turns them off, giving him complete access to every place in the park. 

Discussions surround:

Show Don't Tell; Timeline; and Similarities and Differences with the film; 

Corrections:

KPg stands for the Cretaceous-Paleogene boundary, not the Cretaceous-Cenozoic boundary. 

 

Side effects: 

May cause a severe case of wanderlust to explore museums both near and far. 

Find it on iTunes, on Spotify (click here!) or on Podbean (click here).

Thank you!

The Jura-Sick Park-cast is a part of the Spring Chickens banner of amateur intellectual properties including the Spring Chickens funny pages, Tomb of the Undead graphic novel, the Second Lapse graphic novelettes, The Infantry, and the worst of it all, the King St. Capers.

You can find links to all that baggage in the show notes, or by visiting the schickens.blogpost.com or finding us on Facebook, at Facebook.com/SpringChickenCapers or me, I’m on twitter at @RogersRyan22 or email me at ryansrogers-at-gmail.com

Thank you, dearly, for tuning in to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast, the Jurassic Park podcast where we talk about the novel Jurassic Park, and also not that, too. Until next time! 

#JurassicPark #MichaelCrichton

Episode 42 - Control Part B16 Feb 202300:32:14

A companion piece to Episode 42 - Control Part A. Listener discretion is advised. 

This episode is a deep-dive into a cultural reference, exploring what the reference, Looking for Mr. Goodbytes means, as Dennis Nedry's login credentials. 

 

Episode 41 - The Road09 Feb 202301:39:00

Welcome to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast podcast, the Jurassic Park podcast about Michael Crichton's 1990 novel Jurassic Park, and also not about that, too. 

Find the episode webpage at: Episode 41 - The Road.

In this episode, my terrific guest Zoey Handley joins the show to chat with me about:

World of Warcraft, Leeroy Jenkins, Wolfenstein, parasaurolophus, Jurassic Park Evolution, Jurassic Park, the original trilogy and the Jurassic World sequels, The Mentalist, Gennaro, Muldoon and Arnold, online handles, Space Ranger 2, gaming systesm, Super Mario World, yoshi, Super Nintendo, N64, Ocean Software, playing the game, comparing it to the novel, comparing it to the film, making maps of the levels, comparing game elements to the novel including: 

  • weaponry
  • animals 
  • character designs
  • localities
  • plot points

As well as things Jurassic Park shouldn't clone, inspiration from the Kenner toy line, rumours about killing the tyrannosaurus, knowing all about guns, the velociraptors, exploring the game map, Chuck Rock, impressing your friends with high scores, licensing rereleases of vintage games, not liking Jeff Goldblum?!, and much more!

Plus dinosaur news about:

Featuring the music of Snale https://snalerock.bandcamp.com/releases 

Intro: Hummingbird.  Outro: Sacrifice to the Inhuman Creature.

The Text:

This week’s text is The Road, spanning from pages 220 – 227.

Synopsis:

Muldoon and Gennaro speed out to retrieve the tourists out in the park, but reach the grim realization that the tyrannosaur has attacked the Land Cruisers, dismembering Ed Regis and mortally wounding Dr. Ian Malcolm. They must return to the visitor area immediately or else Malcolm will surely die – but there’s hope that Grant and the kids are alive and hiding in the park, where the motion sensors will surely spot them in no time. 

Discussions surround:

Contrivances in plot; Park Management; Similarities and Differences with the film; and Island Layout; 

Corrections:

 

Side effects: 

May cause you to believe it's possible to kill the tyrannosaurus... 

 

Find it on iTunes, on Spotify (click here!) or on Podbean (click here).

Thank you!

The Jura-Sick Park-cast is a part of the Spring Chickens banner of amateur intellectual properties including the Spring Chickens funny pages, Tomb of the Undead graphic novel, the Second Lapse graphic novelettes, The Infantry, and the worst of it all, the King St. Capers.

You can find links to all that baggage in the show notes, or by visiting the schickens.blogpost.com or finding us on Facebook, at Facebook.com/SpringChickenCapers or me, I’m on twitter at @RogersRyan22 or email me at ryansrogers-at-gmail.com

Thank you, dearly, for tuning in to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast, the Jurassic Park podcast where we talk about the novel Jurassic Park, and also not that, too. Until next time! 

#JurassicPark #MichaelCrichton

Episode 40 - Control15 Dec 202201:13:00

Welcome to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast podcast, the Jurassic Park podcast about Michael Crichton's 1990 novel Jurassic Park, and also not about that, too. 

Find the episode webpage at: Episode 40 - Control.

In this episode, my terrific guest Dr. W. Scott Persons IV joins the show to chat with me about:

  field trips, othnielia vertebrae, splitting and lumping, The Lance Formation of Wyoming, nodosaurs, ichnofossils, ankylosaur osteoderms, hair-pulling and cringey moments in Jurassic Park, Nedry holding his own entrails, dinosaurs in media, The Land Before Time, incredible technology in the novel, like the fax machine!, studying dinosaur locomotion, the mighty caudofemoralis, comparative anatomy, running hadrosaurus and running tyrannosaurs, can T. rex run 40 mph?, reduced tyrannosaur arms, Yutyrannus arms, tails, spinosaurus tails, leaellynasaura tails, the evolution of feathers, looking for rictal bristles in super-primitive dinosaurs without feathers, injured allosaurus pubes, a detailed description of stegosaur tails, and much more!  

Plus dinosaur news about:

Featuring the music of Snale https://snalerock.bandcamp.com/releases 

Intro: Latebloomer.  Outro: Grow Old Or Don't.

The Text:

This week’s text is Lex, spanning from pages 210 – 217.

Synopsis:

Tim finds Lex hiding in a culvert under the road, and they climb out to find Dr. Grant. Meanwhile, Ed Regis climbs out from the bounders in which he’d been hiding, feeling great shame for having abandoned the kids during the tyrannosaur attack.

As Regis emerges, he’s tackled and eaten by the juvenile tyrannosaurus, which pushes Grant and the kids to escape further into the park, rather than following the road back to “safety.”

Discussions surround:

Show, don't tell; Daddy Issues; Timeline; Believe me, I know!; 

Side effects: 

May cause you to mythically believe in a second brain in your hips, and tingling in your phantom tail. 

Find it on iTunes, on Spotify (click here!) or on Podbean (click here).

Thank you!

The Jura-Sick Park-cast is a part of the Spring Chickens banner of amateur intellectual properties including the Spring Chickens funny pages, Tomb of the Undead graphic novel, the Second Lapse graphic novelettes, The Infantry, and the worst of it all, the King St. Capers.

You can find links to all that baggage in the show notes, or by visiting the schickens.blogpost.com or finding us on Facebook, at Facebook.com/SpringChickenCapers or me, I’m on twitter at @RogersRyan22 or email me at ryansrogers-at-gmail.com

Thank you, dearly, for tuning in to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast, the Jurassic Park podcast where we talk about the novel Jurassic Park, and also not that, too. Until next time! 

#JurassicPark #MichaelCrichton

 

Episode 39 - Lex08 Dec 202201:17:04
Welcome to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast podcast, the Jurassic Park podcast about Michael Crichton's 1990 novel Jurassic Park, and also not about that, too. 

Find the episode webpage at: Episode 39 - Lex

In this episode, my terrific guest Tom Fishenden joins the show to chat with me about:

British dinosaurs, the Maidstone Iguanodon, Baryonyx, the Isle of Wight, Jurassic Park, Primeval, the Jurassic Park Podcast, fandom, audio dramas, the Dino Watch Podcast, World War Z, Battle of Big Rock, hypothetical dinosaur behaviours, the Lysine Contingency, the Lysine Contingency, engaging in fandom, Lex Murphy, Lewis Dodgson, the future of the Jurassic Park as an intellectual property, dinosaur designs, #StaySafeStayJurassic, more sense, and much more!  

Plus dinosaur news about:

Featuring the music of Snale https://snalerock.bandcamp.com/releases 

Intro: Latebloomer.  Outro: Grow Old Or Don't.

The Text:

This week’s text is Lex, spanning from pages 210 – 217.

Synopsis:

Tim finds Lex hiding in a culvert under the road, and they climb out to find Dr. Grant. Meanwhile, Ed Regis climbs out from the bounders in which he’d been hiding, feeling great shame for having abandoned the kids during the tyrannosaur attack.

As Regis emerges, he’s tackled and eaten by the juvenile tyrannosaurus, which pushes Grant and the kids to escape further into the park, rather than following the road back to “safety.”

Discussions surround:

Show, don't tell; Daddy Issues; Timeline; Believe me, I know!; 

Corrections:

Side effects: 

May cause you to login to Zoom twice, creating a ghost account, which can only be spoken to via a Ouigji board. 

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Thank you!

The Jura-Sick Park-cast is a part of the Spring Chickens banner of amateur intellectual properties including the Spring Chickens funny pages, Tomb of the Undead graphic novel, the Second Lapse graphic novelettes, The Infantry, and the worst of it all, the King St. Capers.

You can find links to all that baggage in the show notes, or by visiting the schickens.blogpost.com or finding us on Facebook, at Facebook.com/SpringChickenCapers or me, I’m on twitter at @RogersRyan22 or email me at ryansrogers-at-gmail.com

Thank you, dearly, for tuning in to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast, the Jurassic Park podcast where we talk about the novel Jurassic Park, and also not that, too. Until next time! 

#JurassicPark #MichaelCrichton

 
Episode 38 - Tim01 Dec 202201:23:38

Welcome to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast podcast, the Jurassic Park podcast about Michael Crichton's 1990 novel Jurassic Park, and also not about that, too. 

Find the episode webpage at: Episode 38 - Tim.

In this episode, my terrific guest Dr. Roger J. Lederer joins the show to chat with me about:

turkeys, Thanksgiving, turkey vultures, disposing of carcasses, registering domain names, the fastest birds, ostriches, the bustard, the elephant bird, rictal bristles, flycatchers, studying birds, DNA, Watson and Crick, cloning extinct animals, Loy's procedure, reverse breeding aurochs, birds are dinosaurs!, archaeopteryx, the evolution of feathers, the feather-colour of microraptors, enantiornithines, Dr. Richard Prum and the evolution of feathers, theories on the evolution of feathered flight, herons hunting, Crichton using Lederer's name in the text!, the Hoatzin, A Reappraisal of Azhdarchid Pterosaur Functional Morphology and Paleoecology; Bristles before down: A new perspective on the functional origin of feathers; A review of the Taxonomy and Paleoecology of the Anuro-gnathidae, strange feather uses, ubirajara jubatus, "raptor" nomenclature, tyrannidae, birds being territorial and mean, cassowaries, The Gobbler!, and much more!

 

You can find way more neat bird data on Dr. Lederer's website, www.ornithology.com

 

Plus dinosaur news about:

Featuring the music of Snale https://snalerock.bandcamp.com/releases 

Intro: Grow Old Or Don't.  Outro: Centipede.

The Text:

This week’s text is Tim, spanning from pages 204 – 210.

Synopsis:

A concussed Tim Murphy awakes from the tyrannosaur attack to find himself trapped in a car, atop a tree. He climbs out of the tree, as the Land Cruiser crashes down above him. 

Discussions surround:

Show Don't Tell, Storytelling, Tension, Movie Adaptations, Control is a Hoax, Timeline, People of Colour, Shape of the Data, Cloning Dinosaurs, and the Island Layout.

Corrections:

 

Side effects: 

May cause you to totally miss the point. 

 

Find it on iTunes, on Spotify (click here!) or on Podbean (click here).

Thank you!

The Jura-Sick Park-cast is a part of the Spring Chickens banner of amateur intellectual properties including the Spring Chickens funny pages, Tomb of the Undead graphic novel, the Second Lapse graphic novelettes, The Infantry, and the worst of it all, the King St. Capers.

You can find links to all that baggage in the show notes, or by visiting the schickens.blogpost.com or finding us on Facebook, at Facebook.com/SpringChickenCapers or me, I’m on twitter at @RogersRyan22 or email me at ryansrogers-at-gmail.com

Thank you, dearly, for tuning in to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast, the Jurassic Park podcast where we talk about the novel Jurassic Park, and also not that, too. Until next time! 

#JurassicPark #MichaelCrichton

Episode 37 - Bungalow24 Nov 202201:29:21

Welcome to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast podcast, the Jurassic Park podcast about Michael Crichton's 1990 novel Jurassic Park, and also not about that, too. 

Find the episode webpage at: Episode 37 - Bungalow.

In this episode, my terrific guest Melissa Ray joins the show to chat with me about:

melding the novel and the film together, differences between the film and the novel, like discussions around feminism, better versions of Ellie and Lex in the film, symbolism in the baseball and baseball mit, daddy issues, carrying baseballs and night vision goggles around, how did Lex and Tim's parents meet?, Ellie is conclusively not dating Alan Grant, and Grant is a childless widower, Sattler's portrayal, black and white symbolizing differences between Malcolm and Hammond in the film, the two "female ends" of the seatbelt in the helicopter ride to Isla Nublar foreshadowing the all-female breeding animals, overanalyzing movies today, John Williams' soundtrack, technological advancements in cinematography, Nedry's demise, reading into Hammond's fall, Aristotelian tragedies, incorporating mystery, and much more!

 

Plus dinosaur news about:

Featuring the music of Snale https://snalerock.bandcamp.com/releases 

Intro: Centipede.  Outro: Supergroovy.

The Text:

This week’s text is Bungalow, spanning from pages 198 – 204.

Synopsis:

Wu wants to figure out if Grant’s amphibian DNA hypothesis holds the answer to their breeding dinosaur problem, but he’s sidetracked by Hammond’s insistence to eat dinner first. They realize that the monitor is out in the dining room of Hammond’s Bungalow, and the phones are out. 

Discussions surround:

The Illusion of Control, Wu the Genius, Movie Adaptation, Feminism, Control is a Hoax, Payoffs, Entrepreneurship, Neutering the dinosaurs, Narratives, Ancestry, Money, The Dinosaurs and The God Complex.

Corrections:

 

Side effects: 

May cause you to totally miss the point. 

Find it on iTunes, on Spotify (click here!) or on Podbean (click here).

Thank you!

The Jura-Sick Park-cast is a part of the Spring Chickens banner of amateur intellectual properties including the Spring Chickens funny pages, Tomb of the Undead graphic novel, the Second Lapse graphic novelettes, The Infantry, and the worst of it all, the King St. Capers.

You can find links to all that baggage in the show notes, or by visiting the schickens.blogpost.com or finding us on Facebook, at Facebook.com/SpringChickenCapers or me, I’m on twitter at @RogersRyan22 or email me at ryansrogers-at-gmail.com

Thank you, dearly, for tuning in to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast, the Jurassic Park podcast where we talk about the novel Jurassic Park, and also not that, too. Until next time! 

#JurassicPark #MichaelCrichton

Episode 36 - Nedry17 Nov 202201:40:45

Welcome to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast podcast, the Jurassic Park podcast about Michael Crichton's 1990 novel Jurassic Park, and also not about that, too. 

Find the episode webpage at: Episode 36 - Nedry.

In this episode, my terrific guest Chris Creamer joins the show to chat with me about:

The Fabric of the Game, NHL logos, the Oxford comma, old headlines, the Toronto Maple Leafs, our favourite Maple Leafs games ever, The Best Maple Leafs Game EverSportsLogos.net, unpacking the symbolism in sports logos, Dan Brown novels, velociraptors, stegosaurus anatomy, The Far Side, seeing Jurassic Park for the first time, Zellers!, 3-D 20th anniversary screenings of Jurassic Park, The Toronto Raptors NBA franchise, marketing a new franchise, National Basketball Association, The Raptor, and his achilles injury!, The Mighty Ducks, the 2019 NBA Championship Toronto Raptors!, NBA branding, birds are dinosaurs!ancient mythologies and their associations to dinosaur fossils, other sports franchises inspired by fossils, Utah, Chip Kidd and the Jurassic Park logo, branding and marketing, merchandising, Michael Jordan, Air Jordans, globalization, where you can find Fabric of the Game and much more!

Plus dinosaur news about:

Featuring the music of Snale https://snalerock.bandcamp.com/releases 

Intro: Supergroovy.  Outro: T-Shirts.

The Text:

This week’s text is Nedry, spanning from pages 193 – 197.

Synopsis:

Nedry gets lost in the park looking to meet his man at the east dock, and winds up being horrifically, wonderfully and memorably eaten by a dilophosaurus. 

Discussions surround:

Heroes and Villains, Nedry's plan, Movie Adaptations, similarities and differences with the film, Child of the 80s, Chaos Theory, Horror Story, and The Dinosaurs.

Corrections:

Side effects: 

May cause permanent blindness and evisceration. 

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Thank you!

The Jura-Sick Park-cast is a part of the Spring Chickens banner of amateur intellectual properties including the Spring Chickens funny pages, Tomb of the Undead graphic novel, the Second Lapse graphic novelettes, The Infantry, and the worst of it all, the King St. Capers.

You can find links to all that baggage in the show notes, or by visiting the schickens.blogpost.com or finding us on Facebook, at Facebook.com/SpringChickenCapers or me, I’m on twitter at @RogersRyan22 or email me at ryansrogers-at-gmail.com

Thank you, dearly, for tuning in to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast, the Jurassic Park podcast where we talk about the novel Jurassic Park, and also not that, too. Until next time! 

#JurassicPark #MichaelCrichton

Episode 69 - John Hammond18 Jul 202401:43:54

Welcome to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast podcast, the Jurassic Park podcast about Michael Crichton's 1990 novel Jurassic Park, and also not about that, too. 

Find the episode webpage at: Episode 69 - John Hammond.

In this episode (stream it here!), my terrific guest June Hatfield joins the show to chat with me about:

Seattle, the Pacific North West and the Olympic Peninsula, Cray Supercomputers, Olympic National Forests, ancient forests, the "Grunge Scene," the tradition of re-reading Jurassic Park every summer, paperback editions of Jurassic Park, and First Edition of Jurassic Park, changes between different editions of Jurassic Park, writing tension and timing in fiction, Crichton's writing, Dr. Henry Wu, sparing expenses, Robert Muldoon, transportation to and from Isla Nublar, JP's target audience, and much more!

Plus dinosaur news about:

Featuring the music of Snale https://snalerock.bandcamp.com/

Intro: Toucans, and the Outro: Hummingbird.

The Text:

First, my essay Lex and Big Rex

"Lex and Big Rex have a symbolic partnership in Jurassic Park, which shows that only after losing a series of father figures can Lex find the strength to face the fear and uncertainty of her parents’ divorce – which is symbolized by the Big Rex."

Then:  

Jurassic Park (1993): Sc. 4 "Introducing John Hammond."

David Koepp's first draft, and Malia Scotch-Marmo's rewrite of Michael Crichton's draft of the script. 

Corrections:

Side effects: 

May cause you to try and pass your failed bread attempts as just an unlevened Kosher product.

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Thank you!

The Jura-Sick Park-cast is a part of the Spring Chickens banner of amateur intellectual properties including the Spring Chickens funny pages, Tomb of the Undead graphic novel, the Second Lapse graphic novelettes, The Infantry, and the worst of it all, the King St. Capers.

You can find links to all that baggage in the show notes, or by visiting the schickens.blogpost.com or finding us on Facebook, at Facebook.com/SpringChickenCapers or on Youtube by searching for the “Juras-Sick Park-Cast podcast” or on Tumblr @misterrogers22 or on X at @RogersRyan22 or email me at ryansrogers-at-gmail.com

Thank you, dearly, for tuning in to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast, the Jurassic Park podcast where we talk about the novel Jurassic Park, and also not that, too. Until next time! 

#JurassicPark #MichaelCrichton

Episode 35 - Return10 Nov 202201:08:19

Welcome to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast podcast, the Jurassic Park podcast about Michael Crichton's 1990 novel Jurassic Park, and also not about that, too. 

Find the episode webpage at: Episode 35 - Return.

In this episode, my terrific guest Drew Hagen joins the show to chat with me about:

  Billie goats, lawyers, Donald Gennaro, dying by dinosaurs, different types of compy bites, dinosaur accuracy, dinosaur behaviour, hermaphroditism, dilophosaurs, venoms, juvenile triceratops, sharing the podcast with friends and family, the Jungle River raft escape and the waterfall, plotting chance encounters around the park, seeing Jurassic Park for the first time, the Juras-Sick Park-Cast, John Hammond, Crichton writing believable science fiction, John Arnold's backstory, backstories, female leads in Crichton novels, and a viable, believable new interpretation of the velociraptors that makes the eggs out in the park make WAY more sense, and much more!  

Plus dinosaur news about:

Featuring the music of Snale https://snalerock.bandcamp.com/releases 

Intro: T-Shirt.  Outro: Death of a Dream.

The Text:

This week’s text is Return, spanning from pages 191 – 193. 

Synopsis:

Driving in the gas-powered jeep, Harding, Gennaro and Sattler are impeded by a large, fallen tree. The radios are down, and they can’t report the damage back to control. Meanwhile Arnold and Muldoon can’t find Nedry, nor the jeep. 

Discussions surround:

Problems with the narration, and the Island Layout.

Corrections:

Donald Gennaro has a background in investment banking (p. 49), and he may have been the type of lawyer who helps set up Limited Liability Partnerships and articles of incorporation, that sort of stuff. So, not "just a finance lawyer," though it's not entirely specified what types of law he practices. We're told their high-tech clients frequently need capitalization, and Gennaro aided with that, and specifically in the fundraising for InGen (p. 50).

And as we were a bit confused on the compy venom, possibly because there is the source text, then the expanded cinematic universe and what's canon in the film ... there's too much to keep straight! In th enovel, on page 26, we're told, the compy venom "seemed to be a neurotoxic poison related to cobra venom, although more primitive in structure." 

The predator to prey ratio said earlier in the novel (p. 43) is 1:400 based upon African and Indian game park models. For example, 10,000 hadrosaurs, therefore, yield only 25 tyrannosaurs, according to that math. Jurassic Park, has more than one carnivore, and less than 400 total animals, therefore, both sides of that 1:400 ratio, so ... it's WAY out of equilibrium, and the foodweb would surely collapse in a matter of a few feeding cycles, probably in a month or something.

The actual ratio is (if you factor out the compys and pterosaurs, because they're not quite preying on the other herbivores) the ratio is 46:175.

That's 2 tyrannosaurs, 7 dilophosaurs and 37 raptors preying on the rest of the island - in fact, I might put the compys in the "prey" category as the raptors would probably eat those, especially as meals became more scarce. So that readjusts to 46: 240.

Side effects: 

May cause confusion.

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The Jura-Sick Park-cast is a part of the Spring Chickens banner of amateur intellectual properties including the Spring Chickens funny pages, Tomb of the Undead graphic novel, the Second Lapse graphic novelettes, The Infantry, and the worst of it all, the King St. Capers.

You can find links to all that baggage in the show notes, or by visiting the schickens.blogpost.com or finding us on Facebook, at Facebook.com/SpringChickenCapers or me, I’m on twitter at @RogersRyan22 or email me at ryansrogers-at-gmail.com

Thank you, dearly, for tuning in to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast, the Jurassic Park podcast where we talk about the novel Jurassic Park, and also not that, too. Until next time! 

#JurassicPark #MichaelCrichton

 

Episode 34 - The Main Road03 Nov 202201:29:58

Welcome to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast podcast, the Jurassic Park podcast about Michael Crichton's 1990 novel Jurassic Park, and also not about that, too. 

Find the episode webpage at: Episode 34 - The Main Road.

In this episode, my terrific guest ReBecca Hunt-Foster joins the show to chat with me about:

State nomenclature, grade school dinosaur units, paleontologist origins stories, Arkansaurus fridayi, ornithomimids, Dr. James H. Quinn, Dinosaur National Monument and its history, deinocheirus, Kimmeridgian Morrison Formation, Moab and Nedcolbertia, all the famous dinosaurs: stegosaurus, apatosaurus, allosaurs, and more!, reading Jurassic Park, Colorado State Fossil Stegosaurus, a baby stegosaurus!, running stegosaurs, the thagomizer, camptosaurus, dryosaurus, sauropods, and more on stegosaurs, their thagomizers, their necks, their tales, injuring allosaurs, describing the Late Jurassic of Utah, Jurassic vegetation and botany, burrowing ornithischians, Oryctodromeus cubicularis, finding fossils and documenting everything, bunny hands in paleoart, and much more!   You can find ReBecca Hunt-Foster's website here: www.rebeccakhunt.com  and learn more about the Dinosaur National Monument here.   Plus dinosaur news about:

Featuring the music of Snale https://snalerock.bandcamp.com/releases 

Intro: Death of a Dream.  Outro: Sleepyhead.

The Text:

Fourth Iteration

“Inevitably, underlying instabilities begin to appear” (p. 179).

This week’s text is The Main Road, spanning from pages 181-191.

Synopsis:

Big Rex knocks down the fences in the storm, and ominously directs her terrifying attention upon everyone in the Land Cruisers. Ed Regis wets his pants and runs away, but everyone else is left in the tyrannosaur’s devastating path. Lex’s screams are cut off by the lowering of the tyrannosaur’s head, Malcolm is flung like a rag doll, Tim is trapped in the Land Cruiser, which the tyrannosaur throws into the top of a tree, and Grant has a moment of discovery, realizing that if he remains absolutely still, the tyrannosaur can’t see him – but then it kicks at him, and he blacks out upon hitting the ground. 

Discussions surround:

Movie adaptations, The Dinosaurs, Believe me, I know! and The Iterations.

Corrections:

For an upcoming “Allusions” section I was reviewing one of the fundamental biotech companies that Crichton references – and I realized I’ve been saying and spelling it totally wrong – because I can’t see or something? What I’ve been calling “Genetech” all this time is actually Genentech with a second N stuck in the middle!

Side effects: 

May cause fits of terror and urination in your pantaloons.

Thank you!

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Thank you!

The Jura-Sick Park-cast is a part of the Spring Chickens banner of amateur intellectual properties including the Spring Chickens funny pages, Tomb of the Undead graphic novel, the Second Lapse graphic novelettes, The Infantry, and the worst of it all, the King St. Capers.

You can find links to all that baggage in the show notes, or by visiting the schickens.blogpost.com or finding us on Facebook, at Facebook.com/SpringChickenCapers or me, I’m on twitter at @RogersRyan22 or email me at ryansrogers-at-gmail.com

Thank you, dearly, for tuning in to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast, the Jurassic Park podcast where we talk about the novel Jurassic Park, and also not that, too. Until next time! 

#JurassicPark #MichaelCrichton

 

Episode 33 - Breeding Sites27 Oct 202201:46:13

Welcome to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast podcast, the Jurassic Park podcast about Michael Crichton's 1990 novel Jurassic Park, and also not about that, too. 

Find the episode webpage at: Episode 33 - Breeding Sites.

In this episode, my terrific guest Jeame Reaume returns to chat with me about:

Tina Turner, Ankylosaurus, evolution, Original Motion Soundtracks, Godzilla (1998), John Williams, Dune (2021), B-Sides, mix-tapes, Matthew Broderick, Puff Daddy's Come With Me, Fuels' awesome album Sunburn, Foo Fighters, Green Day, sampling music, The Last Action Hero soundtrack, Buckethead, Lost Highway by David Lynch, Trent Reznor, synching albums to movies, Jurassic Park Trivia!, and more!

You can find Jamie Reaume at Shapes Guitar Lessons.com where he's an instructor, and he's co-host of Trivia Schmivia.com and you can find his musical catalogue on Youtube.

Plus dinosaur news about:

Featuring the music of Snale https://snalerock.bandcamp.com/releases 

Intro: Sleepyhead.  Outro: Atom-Age Vampire-Cat in the Brain.

The Text:

This week’s text is Breeding Sites, spanning from pages 167 – 177. 

Synopsis:

The Tour in the Land Cruisers are surprised to spot velociraptors on the supply ship heading to the mainland, but they can’t radio Control to warn them, because a major tropical storm is hitting, causing interference with the radio.

Meanwhile, in Control, Nedry has enacted a scheme to turn off the park security measures so he can steal embryos for Lewis Dodgson and BioSyn.

Discussions surround:

Movie adaptations, Nicknames, The Dinosaurs, Cloning dinosaurs, Plotting the book, Timeline, Contrivances of Plot, Chaos Theory, Island Layout, Believe Me, I know!, Spared No Expense, Building a Mystery, and The Third Iteration. 

Find it on iTunes, on Spotify (click here!) or on Podbean (click here).

Thank you!

The Jura-Sick Park-cast is a part of the Spring Chickens banner of amateur intellectual properties including the Spring Chickens funny pages, Tomb of the Undead graphic novel, the Second Lapse graphic novelettes, The Infantry, and the worst of it all, the King St. Capers.

You can find links to all that baggage in the show notes, or by visiting the schickens.blogpost.com or finding us on Facebook, at Facebook.com/SpringChickenCapers or me, I’m on twitter at @RogersRyan22 or email me at ryansrogers-at-gmail.com

Thank you, dearly, for tuning in to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast, the Jurassic Park podcast where we talk about the novel Jurassic Park, and also not that, too. Until next time! 

#JurassicPark #MichaelCrichton

Episode 32 - Control20 Oct 202201:12:37

Welcome to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast podcast, the Jurassic Park podcast about Michael Crichton's 1990 novel Jurassic Park, and also not about that, too. 

Find the episode webpage at: Episode 32 - Control.

In this episode, my terrific guest Matt Bufton joins to chat with me about:

Flight of the Conchords, Children's programming, podcasting, The Curious Task podcastThe Institute for Liberal Studies, Ottawa, Friedrich Hayek, Chaos Theory, central planning of complex systems, calls for regulation, characters like Ian Malcolm and Alan Grant, Dennis Nedry, Malcolm's criticisms of the park, Crichton's condemnation of government, setting regulations on new technological fields like: the Internet, crypto-currencies, applications of biotech, whatever regulations that govern biotech, they seem to be working?, needless regulations, regulations leading to substandard products and services, John Stossel journalism and scam artists, how to best assemble a team of watchdogs, quoting Shakespeare, entrepreneurs making mistakes, Jimmy Wales starting Wikipedia, Canada stops Harvard's oncomouse in its tracks, Cannabis retailers, Quebec separatism, Jeremy Rifkin, Bitcoin, incarcerating dinosaurs, and much more!

Plus dinosaur news about:

Featuring the music of Snale https://snalerock.bandcamp.com/releases 

Intro: Atom-Age Vampire - Cat in the Brain.  Outro: Hummingbird.

The Text:

This week’s text is Control, spanning from pages 160-166.

Synopsis:

Park officials believe the eggshells are avian, whereas Grant and Malcolm agree, they are dinosaur eggshells. To prove his point, Malcolm leads Wu through a series of data like procompsognathus height charts and an overall animal count, to demonstrate conclusively that multiple species are breeding in the park and have been for ages.

Wu can’t believe it – and is terrified: if the animals are breeding, it calls into question every security measure they’ve put in place! Grant concludes there are seven nesting sites on the island.

Discussions surround:

The Dinosaurs, Children of the 80s and Building a Mystery.

Corrections:

Side effects: 

May cause you to transgress against the new law that it is now illegal to be bitten by a dinosaur.  

Find it on iTunes, on Spotify (click here!) or on Podbean (click here).

Thank you!

The Jura-Sick Park-cast is a part of the Spring Chickens banner of amateur intellectual properties including the Spring Chickens funny pages, Tomb of the Undead graphic novel, the Second Lapse graphic novelettes, The Infantry, and the worst of it all, the King St. Capers.

You can find links to all that baggage in the show notes, or by visiting the schickens.blogpost.com or finding us on Facebook, at Facebook.com/SpringChickenCapers or me, I’m on twitter at @RogersRyan22 or email me at ryansrogers-at-gmail.com

Thank you, dearly, for tuning in to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast, the Jurassic Park podcast where we talk about the novel Jurassic Park, and also not that, too. Until next time! 

#JurassicPark #MichaelCrichton

Episode 31 - Stegosaur13 Oct 202201:29:41

Welcome to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast podcast, the Jurassic Park podcast about Michael Crichton's 1990 novel Jurassic Park, and also not about that, too. 

Find the episode webpage at: Episode 31 - Stegosaur.

In this episode, my terrific guest Gavin Michael Booth returns to chat with me about:

Jurassic World: Dominion, making trilogies, Top Gun: Maverick, sequels, Mission Impossibles, injuring Tom Cruise, making movies, making more novels in the Jurassic Park universe, building a believable sci fi world, strange dinosaur behaviours, Corridor Crew, working with puppets, Scarehouse, Yoda, the sick Triceratops, Sam Neill anecdotes, (un)convincing accents, Artifice, Chatham-Kent International Film FestivalForest City Film Festival, promoting movies, Ryan Powers, Toronto International Film Festival, the People's JokerBrendan Fraser, and much more!

Plus dinosaur news about:

Featuring the music of Snale https://snalerock.bandcamp.com/releases 

Intro: Hummingbird.  Outro: Sacrifice to the Inhuman Creature.

The Text:

This week’s text is Stegosaur, spanning from pages 154 - 157. 

Synopsis:

The tour continues to the stegosaurus paddock, where the vet is tending to a sick stego, which Grant rushes to inspect. The stegos are “always getting sick,” but Sattler cracks the case! While consuming gizzard stones, the stegos were inadvertently also consuming toxic berries – explaining why there is no trace of the west Indian lilac bushes being eaten, nor in the stego spoors. Because it’s not the plants, it’s the berries. They find this evidence in a discarded pile of gizzard stones … as well as something else even more shocking!

Meanwhile, Gennaro quizzes Malcolm on why Chaos theory predicts that Jurassic Park is unsafe for people – or put differently, will have “very large consequences for human life.” Animal welfare and animal containment are predicted to fail at Jurassic Park – and no sooner has he said that, Grant and Ellie reveal their consequential discovery – a raptor eggshell, proving that dinosaurs are breeding in Jurassic Park. 

Discussions surround:

Sick Stegos, Chaos Theory, Easter Eggs, and Harding is Mr. Magoo.

Corrections:

Side effects: 

May cause you to experience deliquesce diarrhea. 

Find it on iTunes, on Spotify (click here!) or on Podbean (click here).

Thank you!

The Jura-Sick Park-cast is a part of the Spring Chickens banner of amateur intellectual properties including the Spring Chickens funny pages, Tomb of the Undead graphic novel, the Second Lapse graphic novelettes, The Infantry, and the worst of it all, the King St. Capers.

You can find links to all that baggage in the show notes, or by visiting the schickens.blogpost.com or finding us on Facebook, at Facebook.com/SpringChickenCapers or me, I’m on twitter at @RogersRyan22 or email me at ryansrogers-at-gmail.com

Thank you, dearly, for tuning in to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast, the Jurassic Park podcast where we talk about the novel Jurassic Park, and also not that, too. Until next time! 

#JurassicPark #MichaelCrichton

Episode 30 - Control06 Oct 202201:27:53

Welcome to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast podcast, the Jurassic Park podcast about Michael Crichton's 1990 novel Jurassic Park, and also not about that, too. 

Find the episode webpage at: Episode 30 - Control.

In this episode, my terrific guests The Past Time Podcast duo Drs. Matt Borths and Adam Pritchard chat with me about:

  The Past Time podcast, producing podcasts, reading the novel, Dr. Elizabeth Jones, DNA, cloning, splicing genes, Mary Shelley's Frankenstein, Jurassic World, gene therapy, eliminating disease, why has no one adapted the river scene?, characterization, emotions and attitudes, the debate between the good and bad products of scientific discovery, what if Ian Malcolm were in Frankenstein, reverse-engineering dinosaurs out of a chicken, mapping the human genome, amphibian DNA, Callovosaurus, cloning unknown animals, Diabloceratops, choosing dinosaurs for your novel, Pteranodon v. Cearradactylus, Dodgson in the Tyrannosaur nest, Grant in the velociraptor nests, dinosaurs wild in the world, taking Bernese pythons seriously, Callovosaurus and much more!  

Plus dinosaur news about:

Featuring the music of Snale https://snalerock.bandcamp.com/releases 

Intro: Sacrifice to the Inhuman Creature.  Outro: Latebloomer.

The Text:

This week’s text is Control, spanning from pages 149 - 154. 

Synopsis:

Wu, Hammond and Arnold begin to feel some anxieties of the consultants actually recommending that the park be closed for safety reasons, and become leery of Malcolm and Gennaro in particular – while our consultants tour through the sauropod paddock, enjoying the view of Triceratops, Apatosaurus and Hadrosaurs.

Muldoon, on the other hand, has anxieties of the consultants’ actual safety, and preps his Jeep with a rocket launcher just in case – which isn’t much of a vouch of confidence for the park’s safety is it?

At the same time, a large storm coming in jeopardizes the safety of the big supply ship, the Anne B, and since Hammond spared the expense of installing a storm barrier at the docks, this ship must depart early.

Oh, and unbelievably, contrary to everything they’ve been told so far on this tour, Tim spots a rogue velociraptor running amongst the hadrosaurs, and it’s so unbelievable everyone scrambles to find an explanation.

Discussions surround:

Movie adatpations, Control is a Hoax, and the Island Layout.

Corrections:

 

Side effects: 

May cause you to hear sudden exclamatory warnings while you're trying to drive around unrelated to what's going on around you. 

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Thank you!

The Jura-Sick Park-cast is a part of the Spring Chickens banner of amateur intellectual properties including the Spring Chickens funny pages, Tomb of the Undead graphic novel, the Second Lapse graphic novelettes, The Infantry, and the worst of it all, the King St. Capers.

You can find links to all that baggage in the show notes, or by visiting the schickens.blogpost.com or finding us on Facebook, at Facebook.com/SpringChickenCapers or me, I’m on twitter at @RogersRyan22 or email me at ryansrogers-at-gmail.com

Thank you, dearly, for tuning in to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast, the Jurassic Park podcast where we talk about the novel Jurassic Park, and also not that, too. Until next time! 

#JurassicPark #MichaelCrichton

 

Episode 29 - Big Rex29 Sep 202201:56:44

Welcome to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast podcast, the Jurassic Park podcast about Michael Crichton's 1990 novel Jurassic Park, and also not about that, too. 

Find the episode webpage at: Episode 29 - Big Rex

In this episode, my terrific guest Justin Kiley returns to chat with me about:

How, long after Jurassic Park in 1993, elements of the novel continue to reappear in subsequent films in the franchise! How much of Jurssic Park: The Lost World is from Crichton's 1990 novel? How about Jurassic Park III? Lots!

Yeah, but how about the Jurassic World installments, what parts of the novel is still in there? Turns out, ... well, not as much, but some! Some of it is still founded in Crichton's seminal text! Check it out!

In this episode, my terrific guest Justin Kiley returns to chat with me about:

How long after Jurassic Park in 1993, elements of the novel continue to reappear in subsequent films in the franchise! How much of Jurssic Park: The Lost World is from Crichton's 1990 novel? How about Jurassic Park III? Lots!

Yeah, but how about the Jurassic World installments, what parts of the novel is still in there? Turns out, ... well, not as much, but some! Some of it is still founded in Crichton's seminal text! Check it out!

Featuring the music of Snale https://snalerock.bandcamp.com/releases 

Intro: Latebloomer.  Outro: Grow Old or Don't.

The Text:

This week’s text is Big Rex, spanning from pages 144-149. 

Synopsis:

They arrive at the tyrannosaur paddock, and the “shy and sensitive” Big rex is baited with a goat. 

Discussions surround:

The Dinosaurs, Dinosaur bites, Timeline, Feminism, Power is Magic, Believe me! I know!, and Crichton Tropes.

Corrections:

LAW stands for Light Anti-tank Weapons (not laser-assisted weapons). Sorry.

 

Side effects: 

May cause you to conflate your memory of a ceratosaurus and carnotaurus together, into one big mistake.

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The Jura-Sick Park-cast is a part of the Spring Chickens banner of amateur intellectual properties including the Spring Chickens funny pages, Tomb of the Undead graphic novel, the Second Lapse graphic novelettes, The Infantry, and the worst of it all, the King St. Capers.

You can find links to all that baggage in the show notes, or by visiting the schickens.blogpost.com or finding us on Facebook, at Facebook.com/SpringChickenCapers or me, I’m on twitter at @RogersRyan22 or email me at ryansrogers-at-gmail.com

Thank you, dearly, for tuning in to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast, the Jurassic Park podcast where we talk about the novel Jurassic Park, and also not that, too. Until next time! 

#JurassicPark #MichaelCrichton

Episode 28 - Control22 Sep 202201:57:45

Welcome to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast podcast, the Jurassic Park podcast about Michael Crichton's 1990 novel Jurassic Park, and also not about that, too. 

Find the episode webpage at: Episode 28 - Control 

In this episode, my terrific guest Dan Rose joins to us chat with me about:

 

The story of the velociraptors in the seminal dinosaur film Jurassic Park (1993) by Steven Spielberg, post-production duties, Sinking Ship Entertainment, foley artists, Dennis  Nedry's death scene, dilophosaurus attacks, the specific moment when Jurassic Park goes from fun-loving to Friday the 13th, the Dino Dana Movie, working with dinosaurs, Robert Muldoon, the Big One, the raptors in Jurassic Park, the film raptors v. the book raptors, all the raptor scenes from the movie, a little bit of Girl Power, gender bending velociraptors, and way more! 

Plus dinosaur news about:

Featuring the music of Snale https://snalerock.bandcamp.com/releases 

Intro: Grow Old or Don't.  Outro: Centipede.

 

The Text:

 

This week’s text is Control, spanning from pages 138 - 143.

 

Synopsis:

 

Arnold and  Hammond quarrel over the difficulties the park must overcome to have Jurassic Park ready for its grand opening, because they have all the problems of a major theme park, all the problems of a major zoo, and the added difficulties of caring for animals nobody’s ever observed before. It’s revealed that Dennis Nedry is here to fix the bugs in the system this weekend. On the tour, the guests visit the venomous dilophosaurus

Discussions surround:

Tension, Contrivances in the plot, Timeline, The Dinosaurs, Voice Acting, Park Management, Errors, and the Island's Layout.

Side effects: 

May cause you to have trouble removing venomous sacs from anesthetized dilophosauruses. 

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Thank you!

The Jura-Sick Park-cast is a part of the Spring Chickens banner of amateur intellectual properties including the Spring Chickens funny pages, Tomb of the Undead graphic novel, the Second Lapse graphic novelettes, The Infantry, and the worst of it all, the King St. Capers.

You can find links to all that baggage in the show notes, or by visiting the schickens.blogpost.com or finding us on Facebook, at Facebook.com/SpringChickenCapers or me, I’m on twitter at @RogersRyan22 or email me at ryansrogers-at-gmail.com

Thank you, dearly, for tuning in to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast, the Jurassic Park podcast where we talk about the novel Jurassic Park, and also not that, too. Until next time! 

#JurassicPark #MichaelCrichton

Episode 27 - The Tour15 Sep 202201:27:33

Welcome to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast podcast, the Jurassic Park podcast about Michael Crichton's 1990 novel Jurassic Park, and also not about that, too. 

Find the episode webpage at: Episode 27 - The Tour

In this episode, my terrific guest and palaeoartist Douglas Henderson joins to chat with me about:

The Cretaceous rock formations of Montana, landscape painting, artists chronicling their world, starting out in Montana, capturing landscapes in art, adapting paleontology into art, Yellowstone, drawing dinosaurs, not drawing grass, meeting and working with Dr. Jack Horner, maiasaura, Robert Bakker, Greg Paul, Time Machine2: Search for Dinosaurs, Dr. Alan Grant, Victory at Sea, taking creative license, Prehistoric Beasts, illustrations, Phil Tippett, working for Hollywood, that mural in Jurassic Park, The Stephen and Sylvia Czerkas exhibit in Hollywood that inspired Crichton?, Snakewater, Choteau, pronouncing Choteau, and more!  

Plus dinosaur news about:

Featuring the music of Snale https://snalerock.bandcamp.com/releases 

Intro: Centipede.  Outro: Supergroovy.

The Text:

This week’s text is The Tour, spanning from pages 134 - 137. 

Synopsis:

Amidst arguments and drama between Malcolm and Gennaro, the tour begins as the consultants and kids climb into the automated Toyota Land Cruisers and begin their park tour. They visit the Hypsilophodon Highlands, seeing the hypsilophodons and othnielia in their paddock. 

Discussions surround:

Marketing, Japan, People of Visible Minorities, Automation, Feminism, Child of the 80s, The Tour, Dinosaurs, Timeline, and the Island Layout.

Corrections:

Apparently I've been pronouncing Choteau like some francophone, when it's almost pronounced like "Shadow." I stand corrected.

Side effects: 

May cause you to bring preconceptions of humidity to a piece of artwork, unprovoked!

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Thank you!

The Jura-Sick Park-cast is a part of the Spring Chickens banner of amateur intellectual properties including the Spring Chickens funny pages, Tomb of the Undead graphic novel, the Second Lapse graphic novelettes, The Infantry, and the worst of it all, the King St. Capers.

You can find links to all that baggage in the show notes, or by visiting the schickens.blogpost.com or finding us on Facebook, at Facebook.com/SpringChickenCapers or me, I’m on twitter at @RogersRyan22 or email me at ryansrogers-at-gmail.com

Thank you, dearly, for tuning in to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast, the Jurassic Park podcast where we talk about the novel Jurassic Park, and also not that, too. Until next time! 

#JurassicPark #MichaelCrichton

Episode 26 - Control08 Sep 202201:24:58

Welcome to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast podcast, the Jurassic Park podcast about Michael Crichton's 1990 novel Jurassic Park, and also not about that, too. 

Find the episode webpage at: Episode 26 - Control 

In this episode (stream it here), my terrific guest Dr. Jordan Mallon returns to chat with me about:

Tyrannosaurus imperator, T-regina, and T-rex, amorphous reptile bones, lumping and splitting, species diversity, extinctions, Triceratops trivia, big dinosaurs in Late Cretaceous North America, the bias in the fossil record towards large dinosaurs, naming dinosaurs like Spiclypeus, dinosaur names based on the Jurassic Park film, dinosaurs named in honour of Michael Crichton, dino-mania, styracosterna v. ankylopollexa, comparative anatomy, hadrosaurs v. saurolphines, synonymizing dinosaur names, Gryposaurus, Edmontosaurus v . Ugrunaaluk, phylogenetic mapping, why DNA doesn't preserve (hint, it's water!), and more!

Plus dinosaur news about:

Featuring the music of Snale https://snalerock.bandcamp.com/releases 

Intro: Supergroovy.  Outro: T-Shirts.

The Text:

This week’s text is Control, spanning from pages 126 - 133. 

Synopsis:

As Jurassic Park’s employees conclude their demonstration of all their systems of control, Grant and Malcolm find themselves uneasy with the park’s approach to controlling living, breathing animals in an artificial setting, which is aiming to recreate a natural park setting.

Discussions surround:

The Dinosaurs, Version 4.4, Control is a Hoax, the Timeline, and the God Complex.

Corrections:

Side effects: 

May cause animals like the Gila monster and rattlesnake to share their hemotoxins.

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Thank you!

The Jura-Sick Park-cast is a part of the Spring Chickens banner of amateur intellectual properties including the Spring Chickens funny pages, Tomb of the Undead graphic novel, the Second Lapse graphic novelettes, The Infantry, and the worst of it all, the King St. Capers.

You can find links to all that baggage in the show notes, or by visiting the schickens.blogpost.com or finding us on Facebook, at Facebook.com/SpringChickenCapers or me, I’m on twitter at @RogersRyan22 or email me at ryansrogers-at-gmail.com

Thank you, dearly, for tuning in to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast, the Jurassic Park podcast where we talk about the novel Jurassic Park, and also not that, too. Until next time! 

#JurassicPark #MichaelCrichton

Episode 68 - The Badlands04 Jul 202401:34:50

Welcome to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast podcast, the Jurassic Park podcast about Michael Crichton's 1990 novel Jurassic Park, and also not about that, too. 

Find the episode webpage at: Episode 68 - The Badlands.

In this episode (stream is here!), my terrific guest "Tom Jurassic" Fishenden returns to the show to chat with me about:

celebrating summer holidays, memorable dates, audio dramas, Tales From A Jurassic World (TFAJW), Jurassic Park, Jurassic World, fan fiction, season one of TFAJW, books on tape, Biosyn, Lew Dodgson, Season Two of TFAJW, The Lost World, Michael Crichton, voice acting, legacy characters like Howard King, Lex Murphy, dinosaurs, big dinosaurs, and much more!

Plus dinosaur news about:

Featuring the music of Snale https://snalerock.bandcamp.com/

Intro: Maybe Days, and the Outro: Atom-Age Vampire / Cat in the Brain.

The Text:

Jurassic Park (1993): Sc. 3 "The Badlands."

David Koepp's first draft, and Malia Scotch-Marmo's rewrite of Michael Crichton's draft of the script. 

Corrections:

I looked into 1612 – I have no idea what it has to do with anything. It didn’t ring a bell for Tom because … it doesn’t mean anything to anyone! And I don’t think London Bridge actually collapsed in the Great Fire of 1666 either. 

Side effects: 

May cause you to try and shoe-horn a Wilhelm Scream into the third season of your audio-drama. 

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Thank you!

The Jura-Sick Park-cast is a part of the Spring Chickens banner of amateur intellectual properties including the Spring Chickens funny pages, Tomb of the Undead graphic novel, the Second Lapse graphic novelettes, The Infantry, and the worst of it all, the King St. Capers.

You can find links to all that baggage in the show notes, or by visiting the schickens.blogpost.com or finding us on Facebook, at Facebook.com/SpringChickenCapers or on Youtube by searching for the “Juras-Sick Park-Cast podcast” or on Tumblr @misterrogers22 or on X at @RogersRyan22 or email me at ryansrogers-at-gmail.com

Thank you, dearly, for tuning in to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast, the Jurassic Park podcast where we talk about the novel Jurassic Park, and also not that, too. Until next time! 

#JurassicPark #MichaelCrichton

Episode 25 - Version 4.401 Sep 202201:22:00

Welcome to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast podcast, the Jurassic Park podcast about Michael Crichton's 1990 novel Jurassic Park, and also not about that, too. 

Find the episode webpage at: Episode 25 - Version 4.4 

In this episode, my terrific guest Kristoph Ochs returns to chat with me about:

 

COVID-19, extending sequels beyond their limits, SNALE, the new album, making music videos, the Shrek 2 Soundtrack, naming your kids, song title origins, geek rock, Cat in the BrainAtom Age Vampire, creative restrictions, The Chronicles of Riddick, Tammy and the T-Rex, synopsis, charades, Denise Richards, Bernie Lomax, Paul Walker, Ellen Dubin, Terry Kiser, Sean Whalen, John Franklin, Stephen Segal, and when the next SNALE album will be out!

 

Plus dinosaur news about:

Featuring the music of Snale https://snalerock.bandcamp.com/releases 

Intro: T-Shirts.  Outro: Death of a Dream.

The Text:

This week’s text is Version 4.4, spanning from pages 120 - 126. 

Synopsis:

Wu approaches Hammond to discuss restocking the park with Version 4.4. The dinosaurs are too fast, but he thinks he could tweak them so they meet the visitor’s expectations, but Hammond isn’t listening anymore, and dismisses him. 

Discussions surround:

The Dinosaurs, Re-create versus reconstruction, Park Management, and the Timeline. 

Corrections:

Side effects:  May cause you to enter into the Santa Clause, forcibly ripping you from your family to perform the ungodly actions of Santa Claus - That's karma: you should never have killed Santa!

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Thank you!

The Jura-Sick Park-cast is a part of the Spring Chickens banner of amateur intellectual properties including the Spring Chickens funny pages, Tomb of the Undead graphic novel, the Second Lapse graphic novelettes, The Infantry, and the worst of it all, the King St. Capers.

You can find links to all that baggage in the show notes, or by visiting the schickens.blogpost.com or finding us on Facebook, at Facebook.com/SpringChickenCapers or me, I’m on twitter at @RogersRyan22 or email me at ryansrogers-at-gmail.com

Thank you, dearly, for tuning in to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast, the Jurassic Park podcast where we talk about the novel Jurassic Park, and also not that, too. Until next time! 

#JurassicPark #MichaelCrichton

Episode 24 - Control25 Aug 202202:01:54

Welcome to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast podcast, the Jurassic Park podcast about Michael Crichton's 1990 novel Jurassic Park, and also not about that, too. 

Find the episode webpage at: Episode 24 - Control 

In this episode, my terrific guest Ben Lewis chats with me about:

 

Book clubs, podcasts, capitalism, Michael Bay's "The Island," black body radiation, infrared light like in Predator, colour, buzz words, physicists, Dr. Ian Malcolm, mathematicians, "Thin"telligence, Guiness Book of World Records, why mathematicians?, Monte Carlo simulations, Chaos Theory, running simulations, regulating industry, is Jurassic Park socialist literature?, graphing quadreatic equations, inflection points, Poisson Distribution curves, the shape of the data, Structures: Or Why Things Don't Fall Down, Fractal Curves, economics, Heinz Pagelsdense periodic orbitsstrange attractors, Stephen Hawking, Neil deGrasse Tyson, why invite Malcolm to the park at all?, resonant yaw, poetic justice, reading Jurassic Park is worthwhile, and much more!

Plus dinosaur news about:

Featuring the music of Snale https://snalerock.bandcamp.com/releases 

Intro: Death of a Dream.  Outro: Sleepyhead.

The Text:

This week’s text is Control spanning from pages 92 – 111. 

Synopsis:

Malcolm questions Wu on one of Gennaro’s big questions – whether the procompsognathus remains Grant and Ellie identified is an escaped animal from Jurassic Park (p. 111). Malcolm is told that the compys were released in a series of batches, and that they are dependant upon lysine which is provided to them by Jurassic Park in tablet form, without which the animals will fall into a coma and die within 12 hours.

The control room is busy helping the boat dock, so while the tour waits, they go visit the velociraptor holding pen, where the raptors attack the fence, further intriguing Malcolm’s suspicions.

Discussions surround:

Sketchy science, Park management, The Supply Boat - the Anne B, Bow Down Before the Master, Cloning Dinosaurs, Timeline, Dinosaurs, Elaborating on Velociraptors, Visible Minorities, Building a Mystery, Dodgson's Man, Dinosaurs on the Brain, and Paleontology.

Corrections:

I said that colours absorb heat, when surely I meant that colours absorb (and reflect) light.

Side effects:  May cause intestinal illnesses in stegosaurus.

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Thank you!

The Jura-Sick Park-cast is a part of the Spring Chickens banner of amateur intellectual properties including the Spring Chickens funny pages, Tomb of the Undead graphic novel, the Second Lapse graphic novelettes, The Infantry, and the worst of it all, the King St. Capers.

You can find links to all that baggage in the show notes, or by visiting the schickens.blogpost.com or finding us on Facebook, at Facebook.com/SpringChickenCapers or me, I’m on twitter at @RogersRyan22 or email me at ryansrogers-at-gmail.com

Thank you, dearly, for tuning in to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast, the Jurassic Park podcast where we talk about the novel Jurassic Park, and also not that, too. Until next time! 

#JurassicPark #MichaelCrichton

Episode 23 - The Tour pt. 318 Aug 202201:59:58

Welcome to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast podcast, the Jurassic Park podcast about Michael Crichton's 1990 novel Jurassic Park, and also not about that, too. 

Find the episode webpage at: Episode 23 - The Tour pt. 3

In this episode, my terrific guest Adam Leggett returns to chat with me about:

All about Dennis Nedry! Weird Al Yankovic's Fat, We put a serious spotlight on Dodgson's Inside Man. Nedry's death, Nedry's backstory, Nedry's career, his portrayal in film, Wayne Knight, Wayne Knight in The Edge, and Armed Family, his deception, Nedry trivia!, Nedry's comeuppance, his tragic story, his cultural references, his gruesome and glorious death, and the neat Goonies easter egg.

Plus dinosaur news about:

Featuring the music of Snale https://snalerock.bandcamp.com/releases 

Intro: Sleepyhead.  Outro: Atom-Age Vampire-Cat In The Brain.

The Text:

This week’s text is The Tour pt. 3, as we continue extrapolating and exfoliating all the details out of this massive, consequential, dense chapter, spanning from pages 92 – 111. 

Discussions surround:

Jurassic Atmospheres, Grant's velociraptor excavation, 0.4 per cent success rates, feminism, paleontology, Believe me, I know!, and Building a Mystery.

 

Corrections:

I said that “Malcolm,” said that programmers liked to leave a trapdoor for themselves in the code, a signature letting people know “Kilroy was here,” but of course Malcolm had nothing to do with it – I meant Crichton!

The post-production team that puts SFX into a scene isn’t the gaffer - it's the foley artist. Foley artsits use an arsenal of props, foley artists devise and record the everyday sounds heard in films, television shows, and video games—noises like footsteps, a sword being drawn from a sheath, or the swishing of clothing as two people walk past each other.

Side effects:  May cause intense cravings for tiramasu.

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Thank you!

The Jura-Sick Park-cast is a part of the Spring Chickens banner of amateur intellectual properties including the Spring Chickens funny pages, Tomb of the Undead graphic novel, the Second Lapse graphic novelettes, The Infantry, and the worst of it all, the King St. Capers.

You can find links to all that baggage in the show notes, or by visiting the schickens.blogpost.com or finding us on Facebook, at Facebook.com/SpringChickenCapers or me, I’m on twitter at @RogersRyan22 or email me at ryansrogers-at-gmail.com

Thank you, dearly, for tuning in to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast, the Jurassic Park podcast where we talk about the novel Jurassic Park, and also not that, too. Until next time! 

#JurassicPark #MichaelCrichton

Episode 22 - The Tour pt. 211 Aug 202201:23:36

Welcome to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast podcast, the Jurassic Park podcast about Michael Crichton's 1990 novel Jurassic Park, and also not about that, too. 

Find the episode webpage at: Episode 22 - The Tour pt. 2

In this episode, my terrific guest Danielle Wigle, who chats with me about:

Teaching the book in high school, film adaptations, media literacy, the softer more empathetic Hammond, Carrousel of Nations, Windsor festivals, her first time, VHS cassettes, Ellie Sattlers' problematic representation, Laura Dern, Oh Balls!, having an Attenborough, socialist literature, velociratpors are stock dividends, the island is a failure, why Nedry was so upset, the InGen Incident, what if Nedry didn't die?, Samuel L. Jackson as Ray Arnold, Ray vs. John, being hard on Dr. Harding, the electric waterfall, gruesome depictions of death, Hammond's death co-opted in The Lost World, we quote the be-Jesus out of the movie, where does Hammond's wealth come from?, female characters like Bobbie Carter, Alice Levine and Lex, Tim Murphy, Billy from Jurassic Park III, Donald Gennaro, Ian Malcolm, and a lot more!

Plus dinosaur news about:

Featuring the music of Snale https://snalerock.bandcamp.com/releases 

Intro: Atom-Age Vampire-Cat In The Brain.  Outro: Hummingbird.

The Text:

This week’s text is The Tour pt. 3, as we continue extrapolating and exfoliating all the details out of this massive, consequential, dense chapter, spanning from pages 92 – 111. 

Discussions surround:

Robert Bakker / The Dinosaur Heresies, Jack Horner and maiasaura nesting habits, Henry Fairfield Osborn’s 1917 publication Skeletal Adaptations of Ornitholestes, Struthiomimus, Tyrannosaurs.”

As well as Responsibility and safety, The Illusion of Control, Child of the 80s, Compared to the movie, Her father’s daughter, DinosaursGod complex, Spared no expense, Dodgson’s man, and Chekhov’s Gun.

Side effects:  May cause adrenocortically mediated postnatal stress syndrome. 

Find it on iTunes, on Spotify (click here!) or on Podbean (click here).

Thank you!

The Jura-Sick Park-cast is a part of the Spring Chickens banner of amateur intellectual properties including the Spring Chickens funny pages, Tomb of the Undead graphic novel, the Second Lapse graphic novelettes, The Infantry, and the worst of it all, the King St. Capers.

You can find links to all that baggage in the show notes, or by visiting the schickens.blogpost.com or finding us on Facebook, at Facebook.com/SpringChickenCapers or me, I’m on twitter at @RogersRyan22 or email me at ryansrogers-at-gmail.com

Thank you, dearly, for tuning in to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast, the Jurassic Park podcast where we talk about the novel Jurassic Park, and also not that, too. Until next time! 

#JurassicPark #MichaelCrichton

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