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Hey everyone! We wanted to shout out one of our favorite shows from a truly wonderful group of creative powerhouses: Civilized! (They won a Webby, which is more than we can say).

You might recognize the voice of Sean Howard, who played the job-seeking, brood-feeding, moon dust-addicted party boi MELTROCULON in Chapter 1 of Jupiter Saloon.

Please enjoy this episode, and show them some love by liking/following/reviewing/rating over here.

 

Episode 1: Rain

Stranded on an unknown planet, Beatrix builds a shelter, while Bob does his best to help — and a new threat descends from above.

Starring Kristi Boulton, Michael Divinski, Mbula Enobong and Sean Howard.
Sound design: Eli McIlveen
Cover art: David Demaret
Announcers: Marisa King and Michael Howie

Content warning: screaming, violence, death and body horror.

 

Transcript:
https://civilizedpod.com/s1/101-rain/

Season 1 Finale. When Joe and Tau go to see intergalactic pop-sensation Phase Queen at the IO Pavilion, they leave the bar open to a duo of sinister visitors. Everyone sends letters. Thanks for the great season!

CREDITS

Directed by Thierry Denis
Written by Chris O’Keeffe.
Mix and sound design by Daniel Tureck
Main theme song “Satellite Girls” by Love like Deloreans

Music supervision by YouTooCanWoo. Check them out at www.Youtoocanwoo.com.

CAST

Tau Neutrino played by Beth Gallagher

Hektor the Vector played by Mike Sears

Flynn played by Robert Guerra

Rover played by Rachel Beck

Dilapida played by Jordan Cobb

Dallas McLaughlin as AM1

Joe the Bartender played by Chris O’Keeffe
Jennora Dodonna played by Jill Rogers-Jensen

Matt Howell as The Courrier

Kevin Carranza as Murray the Space Custodian

GG Hawkins as Phase Queen

featuring Angela Lee Belleville as the shuttle voice

Our Executive Producers are:
Thierry Denis
Patrick Yurick
Chris O’Keeffe
Our Producers are:
Luke Piedad
Lea Wülferth
T.H. Ponders
Robert Guerra

Recorded by T.H. Ponders, Olivia Henrikson,Thierry Denis and Chris O’Keeffe

 

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Joe the bartender installs a roto tom wall. Six Geoffs gets a date using an interplanetary, pan-dimensional dating app. Then Karaoke Night is crashed by the bloodthirsty Aqua Marines and their bellicose swarm (flock? gaggle?) of murderous warbots. 

 

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At Jupiter Saloon, it’s an unwritten rule that you can settle your tab with a good story. So, Hektor invokes lore law by telling the tale of “The Cowboys of Antares” — a legendary group of renegade rock choppers he used to fly with.

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Series Premier! Welcome to Jupiter Saloon, every space wanderer’s favorite galactic dive bar. Joe the bartender just wants a day off, but good help is hard to find. Flynn thirsts for adventure. And Tau Neutrino, bounty hunter-for-hire, wants a cover gig for her secret mission. Then the gang plays Frag, Frak or Frappe with a mysterious stranger.

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Jupiter Saloon is a sci-fi comedy podcast (audio drama) that takes place at a dive bar in space. Hang out with this gang of misfits as they try to make their way through the universe. Be prepared for murderous warbots, crazy karaoke, intergalactic pop star holograms and much, much, more. Episode Transcript

 

Narrator: In a world, hundreds of millions of miles from our own

Computer Voice: Initiating landing sequence

Narrator: where adventure is born

Joe: Hey Flynn. What’s all the gear for?

Flynn: Well, just getting ready for my next adventure with Captain Snakebait

Narrator: where heroes are forged

Tau: You see this? I don’t set for stun.

Narrator: and villains are deadly

Meltroculon: Feed the brood! Aaahhahahah!

Narrator: Is a place where bravery comes in all sizes

Rover: Whirrr

Joe: Rover!

Narrator: a place of mystery

Murray: I am known my limitless names

Narrator: A place where people….drink and recognize other people

Tau: You know what he said to me one time? He said — oh fuuuuuck. Look who just walked in!

Flynn: THAT’s the robot deathray guy?

Narrator: A place made of music

Computer Voice: Tomorrow night is Karaoke night. Reminder that because of recent events, this is not a BYO microphone event

Narrator: where sincere friendships can be made

Flynn: Hey squad!

Tau. Not your squad!

Tau: I want you to hold onto this. It’s my phone number, attached to a pocket nuclear device wired to trigger if I get too annoyed.

Narrator: And Chivalry isn’t dead.

Chuzz: Excuse, I’ve had two wet beers and wish to copulate. Will you copulate with me

Vice Admiral Lucious Borrack: You bitch.

Narrator: A place where chimpanzees are allowed to smoke inside

Joe: No no no, not that door!

Chimps: Screaming

Tau: All due respect to the tale of the space monkey casino, but I believe Hektor was about to tell us what was going down with Bleu getting interrogated by that ILP jackbag

Narrator: And there’s a guy made up of six individual guys, all name Geoff.
Flynn: Hey Six Geoffs, what are you drinking?

Six Geoffs: [six different simultaneous responses]

Narrator: We don’t get it either

Narrator: Jupiter saloon. The only bar in the galaxy where you can settle your tab with a good story.

Computer Voice: Please prepare for our final approach. We are now landing at the Jupiter Saloon.

Narrator: make your way to Jupiter Saloon. because we’re pretty sure you left your credit card there last night anyway.

Bleu: Hektor, please give them a sense of how sorry we are

Hektor: I see my reputation precedes me. I assure you, only the most lugubrious aspects of the gossip are true.

Voice: Jupiter Saloon. Coming 2022 to an intergalactic truckstop dive bar near you.

Joe pours drinks, Flynn searches for purpose, and a mysterious young woman visits Jupiter Saloon. Later, we hear the tale of the Captain Snakebait and the infamous Sidewinder Mutiny! Visit us at jupitersaloon.com for more info!

Teaser trailer for the upcoming pilot featuring show creators Chris O'Keeffe & Patrick Yurick.