Explore every episode of the podcast Jokes with Mark Simmons
| Title | Pub. Date | Duration | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Bob Mills - Part 2 | 03 Feb 2026 | 00:38:16 | |
More gold from Bob Mills. They talk Jokes, being on tv in the 90's & whether or not Bob can be convinced to go to Edinburgh. #awooga Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Tour Talk: The Red Carpet | 27 Jan 2026 | 00:36:23 | |
What happened on the red carpet? Danny isn't happy! Hear the warts and all 'Is this thing on?' movie premiere experience. The boys are also two shows deep into Mark's new Jest To Impress tour and we hear what it's like to be back on tour. See Mark's tour here: https://marksimmons.co.uk/live-dates/ and see Danny's tour of his show The Holiday here: https://dannywardcomedy.co.uk/wheres-ward/#the-holiday Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Julian Deane Returns | 04 Nov 2025 | 00:40:25 | |
Julian Deane is back! We hear about his gig in Saudi, Mark says something stupid and some good old fashioned catching up. See Mark on tour here https://marksimmons.co.uk/live-dates/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| James Redmond | 08 Apr 2024 | 00:32:59 | |
James Redmond joins us to chat about his transition from acting to stand-up, new material about being a father and at least 3 clangs! Enjoy! Watch Mark's Comedy Special on YouTube for free here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRn6iEuZvPU Get tickets to Mark's new tour (with Danny) here: https://marksimmons.co.uk/live-dates/ Previous guests include Milton Jones, Sarah Millican, Rob Beckett, Penn & Teller, Ed Byrne, Gary Delaney, Seann Walsh, Jeff Innocent & many more... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Tour Talk - Melbourne Comedy Festival | 01 Apr 2024 | 00:28:19 | |
Mark & Danny catch up after over a month apart. We hear how Mark is getting on in Australia and if his three new movie jokes landed #awooga Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Dave Ward | 25 Mar 2024 | 00:29:14 | |
Dave Ward joins the boys to chat about running a new material gig, shows insight into his unusual note keeping technique and they analyse 3 of his routines that never worked. #awooga Watch Mark's Comedy Special on YouTube for free here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRn6iEuZvPU Get tickets to Mark's new tour (with Danny) here: https://marksimmons.co.uk/live-dates/ Previous guests include Milton Jones, Sarah Millican, Rob Beckett, Penn & Teller, Ed Byrne, Gary Delaney, Seann Walsh, Jeff Innocent & many more... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Alexandra Haddow | 19 Mar 2024 | 00:31:49 | |
Brilliant fun this week. Alexandra Haddow chats to the boys about an edgy routine, being an adult and jokes that she can't get to work #awooga Watch Mark's Comedy Special on YouTube for free here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRn6iEuZvPU Get tickets to Mark's new tour (with Danny) here: https://marksimmons.co.uk/live-dates/ Previous guests include Milton Jones, Sarah Millican, Rob Beckett, Penn & Teller, Ed Byrne, Gary Delaney, Seann Walsh, Jeff Innocent & many more... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Imran Yusuf | 12 Mar 2024 | 00:38:41 | |
This week Imran Yusuf chats to the boys about similarities between comedy and the gaming industry, the origins of his dinosaur bit & of course, jokes that he couldn't get to work #awooga Watch Mark's Comedy Special on YouTube for free here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRn6iEuZvPU Get tickets to Mark's new tour (with Danny) here: https://marksimmons.co.uk/live-dates/ Previous guests include Milton Jones, Sarah Millican, Rob Beckett, Penn & Teller, Ed Byrne, Gary Delaney, Seann Walsh, Jeff Innocent & many more... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Sooz Kempner | 05 Mar 2024 | 00:28:42 | |
Sooz Kempner joins Mark & Danny to chat about writing niche stand-up shows, jokes she can't get to work and we get a very racy last ten minutes of the podcast. No spoilers here! Watch Mark's Comedy Special on YouTube for free here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRn6iEuZvPU Get tickets to Mark's new tour (with Danny) here: https://marksimmons.co.uk/live-dates/ Previous guests include Milton Jones, Sarah Millican, Rob Beckett, Penn & Teller, Ed Byrne, Gary Delaney, Seann Walsh, Jeff Innocent & many more... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Chris Martin Returns | 27 Feb 2024 | 00:29:50 | |
Chris Marting has a special out and tells us all about it as well as some new jokes he's working on #awooga Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Sikisa | 19 Feb 2024 | 00:28:22 | |
Live At The Apollo's Sikisa joins the boys this week to chat about jokes that's she couldn't get to work, changes to material when performing on TV & lot's more #awooga Watch Mark's Comedy Special on YouTube for free here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRn6iEuZvPU Get tickets to Mark's new tour (with Danny) here: https://marksimmons.co.uk/live-dates/ Previous guests include Milton Jones, Sarah Millican, Rob Beckett, Penn & Teller, Ed Byrne, Gary Delaney, Seann Walsh, Jeff Innocent & many more... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Tour Talk - Mr Dojangles | 06 Feb 2024 | 00:24:20 | |
In this episode we find out about Mark's taekwondo class, Danny's heckler and what did happen at the Eddie Izzard show. #awooga Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Sam See | 29 Jan 2024 | 00:28:47 | |
Jet setting Sam See joins the boys for this lively episode. We talk closeted christian orgies, chewing gum in Singapore and loads more jokes chat. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Circuit Talk - You Can't Keep A Good Man Down | 27 Oct 2025 | 00:34:52 | |
Poetry slam time! As promised Mark & Danny spit some verse in this week's edition of circuit talk. Plus all the gossip from our latest gigs. See mark on tour here https://marksimmons.co.uk/live-dates/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Tour Talk - Danny's First Set | 22 Jan 2024 | 00:24:47 | |
The boys travel back 27 years to the first time Danny did stand up at his secondary school, then jump forward a year to doing stand up on student radio and then another 10 years to his official debut in 2008. Lot's of great joke chat here #awooga Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Jack Skipper | 16 Jan 2024 | 00:28:48 | |
Internet sensation Jack Skipper join the boys to chat through some new joke ideas. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Comic's Comic Award 2023 Winners Revealed | 08 Jan 2024 | 00:27:53 | |
In this episode we find out who won the 2023 Comic's Comic Awards. Categories include Best Act, Best MC, Best Independent Promoter & Outstanding Contribution To UK Comedy. #awooga Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Joe Bor Returns | 01 Jan 2024 | 00:38:48 | |
Joe Bor is here to discuss accidentally running into the LA marathon, trying to find Nicolas Cage & lot's and lot's of joke chat. #awooga Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Tour Talk - Lost In New York | 26 Dec 2023 | 00:24:21 | |
Join Mark & Danny as they chat about acclimatising to christmas gigs after the tour, shows in New York and of course, jokes! Special appearace from Joe Bor. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Tom Toal Returns | 19 Dec 2023 | 00:37:02 | |
Tom Toal joins Mark & Danny to chat joke ideas, jokes that don't work and we also hear a joke in action that we fixed during the podcast #awooga Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Sarah Roberts | 12 Dec 2023 | 00:40:17 | |
Sarah Roberts joins the boys this week to chat about writing her first hour, gags that used to work but now don't and of course, jokes #awooga Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Ben Van Der Velde | 04 Dec 2023 | 00:34:56 | |
Ben Van Der Velde brings three jokes he can't get to work and he, Mark & Danny attempt to save them. They also chat about techniques of improv and how to remember names #awooga Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Nick Helm 3 | 28 Nov 2023 | 00:39:32 | |
Nick Helm's third time on the podcast and great fun was had by all. We chat about his feud with Robbie Williams, how he prepares for tour (Nick not Robbie) and of course, jokes #awooga Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Tour Talk - Mark Goes Nuclear | 21 Nov 2023 | 00:29:22 | |
This week the boys and in Plymouth chatting all things tour, military gigs & lot's of joke chat #awooga Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Bella Hull Returns | 20 Oct 2025 | 00:51:10 | |
Fizzy tits, previews together & Danny's photo shoots are just a few of the topics covered in this episode. You have to hear it to believe it. See Bella at the soho theatre https://sohotheatre.com/events/bella-hull-doctors-hate-her/ See Danny in Herne Bay 5th November: https://www.ents24.com/herne-bay-events/round-the-bends/danny-wards-best-bits-hosted-by-mark-simmons/7371720 See Danny in London: https://www.museumofcomedy.com/danny-ward-the-holiday/ See Mark on tour from January: https://marksimmons.co.uk/live-dates/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Finlay Christie | 14 Nov 2023 | 00:39:46 | |
Finlay Christie joins the boys to chat about gigging in Belgium, the word "straight" and lot's of great joke chat #awooga Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Katie Green | 07 Nov 2023 | 00:35:28 | |
Katie Green joins the boys to chat about gigging in America, fish and chips, Ratatouille & of course, jokes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Tour Talk - Portion of peas | 31 Oct 2023 | 00:35:18 | |
Mark & Danny work through a shopping joke idea, we hear all the antics from this week's tour shows and there is more Jason Donovan than any expected #awooga Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Michael Fenton Stevens | 24 Oct 2023 | 00:44:45 | |
Michael Fenton Stevens joins Mark this week to chat about writing for panto, the early comedy scene and out of date joke references. Enjoy #awooga Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Tour Talk - We're back! | 16 Oct 2023 | 00:33:41 | |
They are back and raring to go. Danny and Mark talk about public speaking when under pressure, corporate gigs & jokes in every day life #awooga Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Edinburgh Fringe Round Up | 31 Aug 2023 | 00:29:17 | |
The Edinburgh Fringe is done so let's hear how it went. Mark & Danny chat about winning the Victoria Wood Award on behalf of Gareth, audience members falling asleep, playing to babies and dogs, and much much more #awooga Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Abi Clarke | 10 Aug 2023 | 00:41:45 | |
Abi Clarke joins Mark and Danny to discuss comedic persona, missing photos and of course, jokes #awooga Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Edinburgh Talk - Matt Bragg | 03 Aug 2023 | 00:34:42 | |
Matt Bragg joins Mark & Danny in their Edinburgh flat to discuss all things comedy, what to expect at the fringe and who's going to be performing at the Gareth Richards tribute show #awooga Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Nathan Caton | 27 Jul 2023 | 00:32:09 | |
Nathan joins Mark & Danny this week to chat about everything weddings and what can go wrong at them. Lot's of material chat here. It's a fun one #awooga Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Ali Woods | 12 Jul 2023 | 00:31:18 | |
Ali Woods joins Mark & Danny to chat about comedy watches, hair cuts and of course, jokes #awooga Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Circuit Talk - Danny's Two Left Feet | 15 Oct 2025 | 00:33:09 | |
Danny brings us a joke he tried last week, Mark highlights some critical instagram comments and Danny reveals how he once abused himself with a Lemsip. See Mark on his UK & Ireland tour - Tickets available www.marksimmons.co.uk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Markus Birdman Returns | 06 Jul 2023 | 00:38:36 | |
Britain's Got Talent, annoying audience members and of course, jokes are the topic of this brilliant episode with Markus Birdman #awooga Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Tour Talk - Backstage at the Leicester Square Theatre | 03 Jul 2023 | 00:26:06 | |
On this Tour Talk episode we chat about comedy competitions, pre gig rituals and of course, jokes #awooga Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Fiona Ridgewell Returns | 29 Jun 2023 | 00:35:27 | |
Back by popular demand, Fiona returns to let us know how her fringe prep is going, we chat through one of her routines and have a good old fashioned laugh #awooga Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Tour Talk - Backstage In Birmingham | 26 Jun 2023 | 00:32:45 | |
Mark & Danny are backstage in Birmingham at the Glee club chatting about more tour antics, frozen yogurt and of course, jokes #awooga Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Tour Talk - Cornwall vs Devon | 18 Jun 2023 | 00:30:51 | |
On this week's Tour Talk we discover how the Cornwall/Devon rivalry can affect a show, chat about Danny's tour mishaps and of course, jokes #awooga Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Tom Stade Returns | 11 Jun 2023 | 00:41:00 | |
Filming comedy specials, risqué subject matter and of course jokes are some of the topics covered on this week's episode when Mark chatted to Tom Stade in Melbourne #awooga Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Tour Talk - You Don't Play With Daniel J | 09 Jun 2023 | 00:30:42 | |
On this Tour Talk episode we chat about Danny's antics of the Quip Off The Mark tour, show previews and of course, jokes #awooga Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Best Bits: Glenn Moore | 04 Jun 2023 | 00:19:35 | |
In this episode Mark has selective the best bits from the Glenn Moore episode. Enjoy #awooga Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Jojo Sutherland | 29 May 2023 | 00:36:58 | |
Great episode this week. Mark & Danny discuss whether cauliflower cheese in welcome on a roast dinner before Mark chats to Jojo in Melbourne about tweaking her set, importance of truth in her material and of course, jokes #awooga Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Eleanor Tiernan | 24 May 2023 | 00:26:23 | |
Another brilliant guest this week with Eleanor Tiernan. We chat about doing true stories on stage, doing a joke in a different voice and od course, jokes. #awooga Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Circuit Talk | 07 Oct 2025 | 00:42:37 | |
Being back on the circuit, parking tickets & scumbag heckler's are the talking points on today's show. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Tour Talk - Egg Jalfrezi | 21 May 2023 | 00:25:12 | |
Join Mark & Danny for a catch up, hear about mad heckling, Travelodge sex tape, an egg jalfrezi & of course, jokes. #awooga Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Carey Marx | 18 May 2023 | 00:52:03 | |
On this week's episode Mark and Danny catch up after Mark's return from Australia. Then we hear a very joke heavy conversation Mark had with Carey Marx whilst down under. #awooga Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| A Celebration Of Gareth Richards | 08 May 2023 | 00:47:53 | |
Join us to remember the life, comedy and music of our friend Gareth Richards. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||