He’s out there, and we’re gonna find him…
Who you ask? The gigantopithecus that’s been roaming the Pacific Northwest for millenia now…BIGFOOT!
In order to safely and humanely capture him, we’re going to need a team. A group of highly skilled individuals capable of accomplishing that which no human has been able to before.
We need a researcher, someone to tell us how pine cones can predict the weather and how fast the moon is shrinking.
We need a tracker, someone to show us whether or not there are more dogs or cats adopted in the United States per year, and if Mike can name at least 10 dinosaurs.
We need a hunter, someone to show us what kind of weapons they sell at Ace Hardware for under $30 and what food combinations we definitely need to avoid.
Lastly, and most importantly…we need YOU! Our loyal listeners and dedicated homies to support us along the way. We need you to give us your eyes and ears so that we can have the energy, fortitude, and commitment to embark on this treacherous journey.
So grab your phone, computer, tv, whatever, and press play. Please don’t stop until we’ve completed our quest!
With nothing but humble gratitude and profound respect.
Your Bigfoot Capturing Best Friends,
John-Michael & Just Michael
Chapters:
0:00 Intro
0:20 Say It With Me!
1:41 Magilla Gorilla
3:08 Down the Rabbit Hole
3:36 Pine Tree Meteorologists
9:21 The Moon is Shrinking
23:47 Ice Breakers
24:08 The Bigfoot Avengers
38:44 Gross Food Combinations
50:02 Tournament of the Olympians
50:24 More or Less
1:09:05 Support A Local Business
1:10:58 There’s More to Life Than Bills! (Outro)
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Down the Rabbit Hole:
More or Less:
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Toothbrushes -
Days on the Toilet -
Items Donated -
Books Read Per Year -
Dogs Adopted -
Pelican Diet -
Athletes in Paris Olympics -
McDonald’s French Fries -
Colleges in U.S. -
Songs on Spotify -
Trees in the World -
